Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. Welcome to another episode of Madasker. I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson. Of course, I'm here with Chinese best friend. Hey,
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend. How are you doing, Mike. I'm good man.
Speaker 1: I just uh I went back home again. Yeah I
Speaker 1: miss you. Man, it's been one month. Yeah yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to go back and get my monthly ten. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you did look very tent today. Yeah. Man, I go
Speaker 1: back home, and I don't want to lose my darkness. Man.
Speaker 1: You know, you know wintertime in America, you just stuck.
Speaker 1: Everybody stuck getting light skins. So I go back home
Speaker 1: and get darker. I gotta you know, I'm still in
Speaker 1: competition with a coup for the high Petition coming up.
Speaker 1: The High Olympics is coming up in now. Yeah. A
Speaker 1: con Is is been in first place. He wanted ten
Speaker 1: years in a row. Uh. Little Booty is up there too,
Speaker 1: of course, Flavor Flavors, one of you snipes lost a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, and I'm down. Cheeto give me
Speaker 1: his third place, So I'm trying to win it all
Speaker 1: this ship. You were finally winning first place. You got
Speaker 1: real good darkness on you. You look like you've been
Speaker 1: swimming with the dolphins in Ghana for a while. What
Speaker 1: the dolphins gotta do with me getting hanging out on
Speaker 1: the ocean, Mike, Okay, thanks man, Yeah you look very dark.
Speaker 1: Did you have your education? Did you took all your
Speaker 1: medicine today? I just took only took half. All right,
Speaker 1: let's bring up my guests. Give a big hand for
Speaker 1: chef Lawrence von dad Pool. Hey, Mike, the last time
Speaker 1: I heard the chef first name that long was chef
Speaker 1: boy r D. What was it, Joan Boo? My goodness, Well,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's like a Spanish and French
Speaker 1: and like a little bit of everything in your name. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it ends with a pool like like a poodle,
Speaker 1: like a swimming pool pool. Oh, was there any vegans? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's why I'm bringing it vegan because yeah, it
Speaker 1: is is vegan. It's made of cassava and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's vegan. Yeah, but I'm saying that you gotta make
Speaker 1: a vegan soup because we're like all kinds of meat
Speaker 1: in the soup they contomerate and the oakrah soup and
Speaker 1: all of that. If you make them without meat, it's
Speaker 1: pretty much very it's vegan. And what I love. You
Speaker 1: have fake meat you can do Yeah, you can do
Speaker 1: fial meat meat for some reason. Let's like sleep with
Speaker 1: a sex dog. Actually make a point there. Well, you
Speaker 1: can use mushrooms and mushrooms you can you can make
Speaker 1: vegetables taste media. It's really the flavor profile that you
Speaker 1: add to the vegetables. Yeah, it's not really right, and
Speaker 1: that's the point. You know, we should stop eating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can we order thy food first today? Maybe with stuff tomorrow? Well,
Speaker 1: Thai food can be I love Thai food. Colo a
Speaker 1: red curry. So vegan. What is vegging involved? No me,
Speaker 1: no shrimp, no no nothing, No shrimp, no fish, no eggs,
Speaker 1: no milk, no nothing. That stop dairies like a year
Speaker 1: and a half ago. Okay, good. Yeah, but you know
Speaker 1: a lot of people think that it's you're so limited,
Speaker 1: but just think about the thousands of plants that grow
Speaker 1: on the planet. There's so many fruits and vegetables, and
Speaker 1: it's really about your creativity. Is for me, I've been
Speaker 1: vegan for over twenty years so and I've work with
Speaker 1: the best. Serena Venus Williams comment. Venus Williams is a vegan.
Speaker 1: Serena I worked with them trap vegan. Yeah, thatshould been
Speaker 1: common sense. Are you gonna Are you here to make
Speaker 1: Michael Blocks, I'm gonna make you vegan. No'm I'm a
Speaker 1: hard person there with stop eating meat. Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I think you should start my twenty one day vegan challenge.
Speaker 1: I haven't eat yourself, Sexy Journey did. I can't eat
Speaker 1: nothing like Nami Couci. Yeah, that's it. You can eat.
Speaker 1: Oh that's vegan. Well, Mike, that's fine. You're good. You
Speaker 1: could eat Couci. How about us? Oh, never mind, that's wrong. Questions,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not vegan. Yeah, that's not vegan. That's best.
Speaker 1: What's upcas? This is the African King up coming, Michael Blackson.
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Speaker 1: All in that area which you don't want to do
Speaker 1: is eat any meat. But see, that's the thing is
Speaker 1: that when you cleanse your body, the sex is much better,
Speaker 1: and you taste better and you're everything is just better.
Speaker 1: Everything is greater, and it lasts longer. What That's why
Speaker 1: I've been coming so quick. Can meet Yeah, Mike, if
Speaker 1: you become vegan, no more second man, and then there's
Speaker 1: more herbs. They see. Once you really understand the food
Speaker 1: is your medicine, then you can you can take herbs
Speaker 1: that heal you and then make sure that you are
Speaker 1: performing at your best. That's why Tiffany had this, didn't
Speaker 1: common because he probably sucking her longer. And now my
Speaker 1: fucking lady left me again. Probably it's time to go vegan.
Speaker 1: Mother broke up with me again. Listen, if you go vegan,
Speaker 1: I guarantee you're gonna get her back. Yeah, Mike, the
Speaker 1: start of your freaking two seconds and one. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I'll be giving her ten forty two seconds. Oh that's
Speaker 1: like vegan, al right, So I didn't know that I
Speaker 1: didn't know that you can help your sex life. It does.
Speaker 1: There's certain herbs like yo hem bay yo hand is
Speaker 1: an amazing herb for men that helps with you know,
Speaker 1: the reproductive dysfunction exactly. And eat all that meat and
Speaker 1: all that dairy. You see that is not good. There's
Speaker 1: not good for you. I know everybody wants listening to
Speaker 1: this who eased me and living in regular life. They
Speaker 1: know what's going on. You know, it's not my business
Speaker 1: to say, but you know what's happening behind closed doors
Speaker 1: because you're you're not healthy. You're not getting enough oxygen
Speaker 1: to your different body carts. All right, let's see you
Speaker 1: are that vegan ship and stay healthy, work out and
Speaker 1: then you can hit my card and you're dead healthy
Speaker 1: as man. When I die, I want to be like
Speaker 1: he should have been dead he died. I don't want
Speaker 1: to die healthy. I'd be really upset if I die
Speaker 1: healthy and I want everything. I'm dick the fall off,
Speaker 1: like should have been get hit by lightning and gone somewhere.
Speaker 1: I would hate to be healthy. And then tyger Wool
Speaker 1: was dropped in front of me and my life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was going eight hour you know in a Genesis. Yeah,
Speaker 1: on a twenty five miles per hour schools on. You
Speaker 1: know what we found out today or whatever last whatever
Speaker 1: week it was that we found out that he was
Speaker 1: speeding right, yeah, you know it was like a curve
Speaker 1: going into like the mountains or something. And then he
Speaker 1: said he was just going regular speed and usually everybody
Speaker 1: falls off the mountain. I guess they found out from
Speaker 1: the computer that Genesis then he was going eighty five
Speaker 1: miles per hour and when did he hit the money?
Speaker 1: He hit him. He hit a wall, right, he hit
Speaker 1: a curving and he flew and tumbled. This happened. She
Speaker 1: doesn't want I just vegan news where I don't watch
Speaker 1: the news. I literally just bought my very first TV
Speaker 1: in life lash this year eventulations live in the village
Speaker 1: of Beverly Hills. I just I don't like TV. TV
Speaker 1: isn't my thing. You know, TV isn't my thing, But
Speaker 1: I got it because I like movies. You have no
Speaker 1: clue what's going on there? No, I mean I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't really focus on bad news. Do you know
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson, he's all he's famous on TV. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of famous. No, Actually, you're pretty dope. But she
Speaker 1: doesn't watch TV. Motesucker, But I watched Coming to America.
Speaker 1: Oh you did? Will you watching on the microwave? I've
Speaker 1: watched it on my new TV. Oh yeah, how many
Speaker 1: inches is that TV? I don't know. It's pretty big
Speaker 1: now it's a big good than that one. It's about
Speaker 1: that size. Yeah, this is actually this TV came with
Speaker 1: the places. I was my TV. If I was about TV,
Speaker 1: will be like that whole size of that wall. I
Speaker 1: don't think any that Walmart doesn't say. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna Walmart. And yeah, they did well, just you
Speaker 1: know that. I mean at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: I mean Samunda next Doorya rokinda the officitious places, they're
Speaker 1: not real, you know, when you're dealing places and our
Speaker 1: real you know, you could kind of like make up
Speaker 1: your own things, you know, and make some things up,
Speaker 1: and you know people sometimes put on any better. They
Speaker 1: just you know, I feel like Africans were pissed when
Speaker 1: they saw They were pissed because African thing. African thought,
Speaker 1: you know, we're trying to trying to be African, but
Speaker 1: it was the just these are made up places. So
Speaker 1: I and I had an interview. I had a TV
Speaker 1: interview when I wasn't gonna and I talked about this, like,
Speaker 1: we can't get upset, we can't take this personal. This
Speaker 1: would imagine every places and our real places. You know
Speaker 1: it's not real places, Mike. For goodness, gracious, I thought
Speaker 1: it was real. He's trying about take an American Airlines
Speaker 1: to go to Ruin all the Asians dreams going through Zamunda. Well,
Speaker 1: good luck man. You know who goes to the spirit headlines, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Good luck. Rund trip ticket for thirty dollars. It's gonna
Speaker 1: cost you six thousand for your bluggage, and then you
Speaker 1: gotta pay another three thousand to breathe, and then we
Speaker 1: ask questions on the plane. That's another three thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of hidden jurges. What's up, mother Socks?
Speaker 1: This is African King of Coming. Michael Blacks. Stop what
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