WEBVTT - Highlights: Chef Lauren Von Der Pool

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<v Speaker 1>Calgary Audio. Welcome to another episode of Madasker. I'm your host,

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Blackson. Of course, I'm here with Chinese best friend. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese best friend. How are you doing, Mike. I'm good man.

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<v Speaker 1>I just uh I went back home again. Yeah I

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<v Speaker 1>miss you. Man, it's been one month. Yeah yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to go back and get my monthly ten. Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you did look very tent today. Yeah. Man, I go

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<v Speaker 1>back home, and I don't want to lose my darkness. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you know wintertime in America, you just stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody stuck getting light skins. So I go back home

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<v Speaker 1>and get darker. I gotta you know, I'm still in

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<v Speaker 1>competition with a coup for the high Petition coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>The High Olympics is coming up in now. Yeah. A

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<v Speaker 1>con Is is been in first place. He wanted ten

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<v Speaker 1>years in a row. Uh. Little Booty is up there too,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, Flavor Flavors, one of you snipes lost a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of years ago, and I'm down. Cheeto give me

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<v Speaker 1>his third place, So I'm trying to win it all

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<v Speaker 1>this ship. You were finally winning first place. You got

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<v Speaker 1>real good darkness on you. You look like you've been

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<v Speaker 1>swimming with the dolphins in Ghana for a while. What

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<v Speaker 1>the dolphins gotta do with me getting hanging out on

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<v Speaker 1>the ocean, Mike, Okay, thanks man, Yeah you look very dark.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have your education? Did you took all your

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<v Speaker 1>medicine today? I just took only took half. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's bring up my guests. Give a big hand for

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<v Speaker 1>chef Lawrence von dad Pool. Hey, Mike, the last time

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<v Speaker 1>I heard the chef first name that long was chef

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<v Speaker 1>boy r D. What was it, Joan Boo? My goodness, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the show. It's like a Spanish and French

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<v Speaker 1>and like a little bit of everything in your name. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And it ends with a pool like like a poodle,

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<v Speaker 1>like a swimming pool pool. Oh, was there any vegans? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's why I'm bringing it vegan because yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>is is vegan. It's made of cassava and like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's vegan. Yeah, but I'm saying that you gotta make

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<v Speaker 1>a vegan soup because we're like all kinds of meat

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<v Speaker 1>in the soup they contomerate and the oakrah soup and

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<v Speaker 1>all of that. If you make them without meat, it's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much very it's vegan. And what I love. You

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<v Speaker 1>have fake meat you can do Yeah, you can do

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<v Speaker 1>fial meat meat for some reason. Let's like sleep with

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<v Speaker 1>a sex dog. Actually make a point there. Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>can use mushrooms and mushrooms you can you can make

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<v Speaker 1>vegetables taste media. It's really the flavor profile that you

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<v Speaker 1>add to the vegetables. Yeah, it's not really right, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's the point. You know, we should stop eating. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>can we order thy food first today? Maybe with stuff tomorrow? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Thai food can be I love Thai food. Colo a

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<v Speaker 1>red curry. So vegan. What is vegging involved? No me,

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<v Speaker 1>no shrimp, no no nothing, No shrimp, no fish, no eggs,

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<v Speaker 1>no milk, no nothing. That stop dairies like a year

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<v Speaker 1>and a half ago. Okay, good. Yeah, but you know

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people think that it's you're so limited,

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<v Speaker 1>but just think about the thousands of plants that grow

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<v Speaker 1>on the planet. There's so many fruits and vegetables, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's really about your creativity. Is for me, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>vegan for over twenty years so and I've work with

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<v Speaker 1>the best. Serena Venus Williams comment. Venus Williams is a vegan.

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<v Speaker 1>Serena I worked with them trap vegan. Yeah, thatshould been

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<v Speaker 1>common sense. Are you gonna Are you here to make

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Blocks, I'm gonna make you vegan. No'm I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>hard person there with stop eating meat. Yeah, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you should start my twenty one day vegan challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't eat yourself, Sexy Journey did. I can't eat

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<v Speaker 1>nothing like Nami Couci. Yeah, that's it. You can eat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's vegan. Well, Mike, that's fine. You're good. You

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<v Speaker 1>could eat Couci. How about us? Oh, never mind, that's wrong. Questions,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not it's not vegan. Yeah, that's not vegan. That's best.

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<v Speaker 1>All in that area which you don't want to do

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<v Speaker 1>is eat any meat. But see, that's the thing is

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<v Speaker 1>that when you cleanse your body, the sex is much better,

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<v Speaker 1>and you taste better and you're everything is just better.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything is greater, and it lasts longer. What That's why

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<v Speaker 1>I've been coming so quick. Can meet Yeah, Mike, if

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<v Speaker 1>you become vegan, no more second man, and then there's

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<v Speaker 1>more herbs. They see. Once you really understand the food

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<v Speaker 1>is your medicine, then you can you can take herbs

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<v Speaker 1>that heal you and then make sure that you are

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<v Speaker 1>performing at your best. That's why Tiffany had this, didn't

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<v Speaker 1>common because he probably sucking her longer. And now my

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<v Speaker 1>fucking lady left me again. Probably it's time to go vegan.

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<v Speaker 1>Mother broke up with me again. Listen, if you go vegan,

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<v Speaker 1>I guarantee you're gonna get her back. Yeah, Mike, the

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<v Speaker 1>start of your freaking two seconds and one. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be giving her ten forty two seconds. Oh that's

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<v Speaker 1>like vegan, al right, So I didn't know that I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know that you can help your sex life. It does.

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<v Speaker 1>There's certain herbs like yo hem bay yo hand is

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<v Speaker 1>an amazing herb for men that helps with you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the reproductive dysfunction exactly. And eat all that meat and

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<v Speaker 1>all that dairy. You see that is not good. There's

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<v Speaker 1>not good for you. I know everybody wants listening to

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<v Speaker 1>this who eased me and living in regular life. They

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<v Speaker 1>know what's going on. You know, it's not my business

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<v Speaker 1>to say, but you know what's happening behind closed doors

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<v Speaker 1>because you're you're not healthy. You're not getting enough oxygen

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<v Speaker 1>to your different body carts. All right, let's see you

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<v Speaker 1>are that vegan ship and stay healthy, work out and

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<v Speaker 1>then you can hit my card and you're dead healthy

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<v Speaker 1>as man. When I die, I want to be like

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<v Speaker 1>he should have been dead he died. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to die healthy. I'd be really upset if I die

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<v Speaker 1>healthy and I want everything. I'm dick the fall off,

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<v Speaker 1>like should have been get hit by lightning and gone somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I would hate to be healthy. And then tyger Wool

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<v Speaker 1>was dropped in front of me and my life. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was going eight hour you know in a Genesis. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>on a twenty five miles per hour schools on. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what we found out today or whatever last whatever

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<v Speaker 1>week it was that we found out that he was

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<v Speaker 1>speeding right, yeah, you know it was like a curve

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<v Speaker 1>going into like the mountains or something. And then he

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<v Speaker 1>said he was just going regular speed and usually everybody

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<v Speaker 1>falls off the mountain. I guess they found out from

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<v Speaker 1>the computer that Genesis then he was going eighty five

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<v Speaker 1>miles per hour and when did he hit the money?

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<v Speaker 1>He hit him. He hit a wall, right, he hit

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<v Speaker 1>a curving and he flew and tumbled. This happened. She

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want I just vegan news where I don't watch

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<v Speaker 1>the news. I literally just bought my very first TV

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<v Speaker 1>in life lash this year eventulations live in the village

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<v Speaker 1>of Beverly Hills. I just I don't like TV. TV

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<v Speaker 1>isn't my thing. You know, TV isn't my thing, But

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<v Speaker 1>I got it because I like movies. You have no

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<v Speaker 1>clue what's going on there? No, I mean I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really focus on bad news. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Blackson, he's all he's famous on TV. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>kind of famous. No, Actually, you're pretty dope. But she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't watch TV. Motesucker, But I watched Coming to America.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you did? Will you watching on the microwave? I've

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<v Speaker 1>watched it on my new TV. Oh yeah, how many

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<v Speaker 1>inches is that TV? I don't know. It's pretty big

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<v Speaker 1>now it's a big good than that one. It's about

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<v Speaker 1>that size. Yeah, this is actually this TV came with

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<v Speaker 1>the places. I was my TV. If I was about TV,

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<v Speaker 1>will be like that whole size of that wall. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think any that Walmart doesn't say. I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna Walmart. And yeah, they did well, just you

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<v Speaker 1>know that. I mean at the end of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean Samunda next Doorya rokinda the officitious places, they're

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<v Speaker 1>not real, you know, when you're dealing places and our

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<v Speaker 1>real you know, you could kind of like make up

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<v Speaker 1>your own things, you know, and make some things up,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know people sometimes put on any better. They

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<v Speaker 1>just you know, I feel like Africans were pissed when

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<v Speaker 1>they saw They were pissed because African thing. African thought,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're trying to trying to be African, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was the just these are made up places. So

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<v Speaker 1>I and I had an interview. I had a TV

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<v Speaker 1>interview when I wasn't gonna and I talked about this, like,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't get upset, we can't take this personal. This

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<v Speaker 1>would imagine every places and our real places. You know

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<v Speaker 1>it's not real places, Mike. For goodness, gracious, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was real. He's trying about take an American Airlines

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<v Speaker 1>to go to Ruin all the Asians dreams going through Zamunda. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck man. You know who goes to the spirit headlines, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck. Rund trip ticket for thirty dollars. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>cost you six thousand for your bluggage, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta pay another three thousand to breathe, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>ask questions on the plane. That's another three thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of hidden jurges. What's up, mother Socks?

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<v Speaker 1>This is African King of Coming. Michael Blacks. Stop what

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<v Speaker 1>you are doing right now and go find the mother

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