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Speaker 1: Stinchubile Show on demand. Hi, everybody, I'm Dwayne Brady, Dayne Brady's.

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Speaker 1: I'm not related to Wayne Brady at all, but my

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Speaker 1: name is Dwayne Brady. And it's time for Ridiculous Internet Questions,

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Speaker 1: America's favorite game show where we ask you the question

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Speaker 1: that everybody's talking about on the dot COM's today and

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Speaker 1: what is today's ridiculous Internet question. I'm Dwayne Brady, not Wayne,

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Speaker 1: and I'm glad you asked, because today's ridiculous Internet question

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Speaker 1: is what is something that never fails to make you smile?

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Speaker 1: Call us eight eight eight three four three one o

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Speaker 1: six one. You can also text us at four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. That's the ridiculous Internet question. Somebody just

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Speaker 1: texted in at four one oh six one and said

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Speaker 1: that plumber butt cracks. Plumber crack always makes them smile.

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Speaker 1: Me too, unless it's on me, then I'm not smiling.

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Speaker 1: Well I am. I guess you're in two smiles. But

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's funny when I have it. But

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Speaker 1: every time I see it, like if I'm at the

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one. What is

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Speaker 1: something that never fails to make you smile? Christian? I

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Speaker 1: mean thing that never fails to make me smile is

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Speaker 1: this little thing that my dog Abby does because she

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Speaker 1: doesn't have legs, really, she just has feet because she's

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Speaker 1: So she rolls on her back and just rubs her nose.

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Speaker 1: And that day she wants attention with her little poll

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Speaker 1: involving Abby giving me some love and attention always makes

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Speaker 1: me smile. And you don't give her the attention because

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Speaker 1: to six one. It's ridiculous. Internet questions. What is something

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Speaker 1: that never fails to make you smile? Somebody texts it

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Speaker 1: in and said old people holding hands. Oh my gosh, Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am so sensitive when it comes to old people.

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Speaker 1: I will cry every time if I see old people

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Speaker 1: of joy because it's just so beautiful. Honestly, though, before

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Speaker 1: like something like that. But when they actually are like

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Speaker 1: eighty years old and they're walking and holding hands, it's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: What is something that always makes you smile? Richard? Oh hi,

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Speaker 1: I work here, hih. One thing that absolutely never fails

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Speaker 1: to make me smile. It doesn't have to be funny,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be the funniest thing that's ever happened,

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Speaker 1: but other people's infectious laughs always never feel like if

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Speaker 1: someone just has a guffawa moment and it's uncontrollable, I

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Speaker 1: even like I love watching like Blooper reels for anything,

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Speaker 1: never fails to make you smile? Hey? Lee? Yes I'm here? Good,

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Speaker 1: Yes I can. Can you hear me? Lee? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: can hear you? Are we we're hearing each other. That's sweet.

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Speaker 1: That makes me smile. What is something that never fails

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Speaker 1: to make you smile? Lee? Babies? How was it? Safe?

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Speaker 1: that never fails to make you smile? Alex? The desert? Sunshine?

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Speaker 1: What is something that never fails to make you smile.

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Speaker 1: Your phone prank, it probably fails to make you smile.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes hopefully it's like more than fifty percent. It'll make

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Speaker 1: you smile. Happens every single hour on the twenties. And

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show, The Jewbil Show on demand. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: twenty two. This is JNN. The other news networks claim

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Speaker 1: to get their hands dirty bringing you the hard ending stories,

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh and for your first story of the day,

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Speaker 1: scientists have found the natural fountain of youth. So throw

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Speaker 1: out all of your face screams right now and cancel

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Speaker 1: your gym membership. But because it turns out, if you

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Speaker 1: there's one thing you need to do. We really have Okay,

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Speaker 1: look younger and more attractive, the key is be compassionate.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this person, that's it. Okay, that's it. But

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Speaker 1: Usually they've been the bigger jerk to me in my life.

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Speaker 1: all of us. All of us do. Yeah, compassion courses,

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Speaker 1: it's compassion when you can just go to a doctor. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: The team edit Atlanta McDonald's recently had quite the shift

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Speaker 1: The girl gave birth. She named her nandy a Riyah

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Speaker 1: Murraymie Phillips. But the entire McDonald's crew is calling her

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Speaker 1: their little nugget. That's what they say, McDonald's little nugget,

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Speaker 1: for being born into McDonald's pretty impressive. Her life is

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Speaker 1: Have you tried dating these days? Girls? It's hard. Listen.

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Speaker 1: it's like lasaic. You're like, well, he's definitely a liar

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Speaker 1: objectively hard out there. Yeah, sounds like it. Well, I promise, Kelsey,

428
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Speaker 1: I'm not a liar. I'll bring my receipt if you

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Speaker 1: want for the for lasic um you were telling your

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Speaker 1: friends about me. Yeah, we uh, we actually gave you

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Speaker 1: the nickname Blanky Pete. But now I have to retract

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Speaker 1: that statement. Apparently not even Pete, it's Dustin. Hey, Kelsey,

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Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Dustin on another date?

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Speaker 1: We'll pay for it? Yeah, I would. I would really

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Speaker 1: like that in Dustin, I'll do you. I'll do you

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Speaker 1: one better. I'll bring the eye drops. Okay, hey, but

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Speaker 1: you across the table. This time it's just me a

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Speaker 1: Did Jewels Show on demand? Jebils dirty little Secret? Hello? Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show? And you texted

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secrets. So we're calling you back. That's

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Speaker 1: what your dirty list secret is. HI can't believe you

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Speaker 1: guys called me. I can't believe it either, believe it?

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Speaker 1: So do you have time to tell us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret right now? Are you busy? Of course they do? Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: Well what is your dirty little secret? Uh? Yeah I am.

450
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Speaker 1: I just over the years, I freaking hate Christmas. I do.

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Speaker 1: I know everybody is so obsessed with it, but I

452
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Speaker 1: can't stand it. I started earlier and earlier every year,

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Speaker 1: just Christmas everywhere. It's not even Halloween wasn't even over

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Speaker 1: yet before they started putting stuff up. Um, but my

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret actually is. So your secret isn't just

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Speaker 1: that you don't like Christmas? No, I yeah, But I

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Speaker 1: guess the dirty part about it is is that a

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Speaker 1: couple of years back, I don't know. I was just

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Speaker 1: so aggravated and about the whole situation, and um okay,

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Speaker 1: I hooked up with them all Santa um outside in

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Speaker 1: the parking lot was the Santa Beard honor off? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I mean it came off. That's a good. Wow. He

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Speaker 1: took away the magic for me. It made me feel

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Speaker 1: just a little bit like I was getting some you know,

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Speaker 1: revenge on that whole magical rocking around the Christmas. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know those guys had groupies. Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I was just I saw him, and you know, he

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Speaker 1: was kind of a young Fanta. And I went and

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Speaker 1: waited in line and I sat on his lap a

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Speaker 1: picture with you, Santa, And then I slipped him a

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Speaker 1: note and I was like, hey, you know when like

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Speaker 1: just asked him if he would meet me later and

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Speaker 1: he did. Wow, that's crazy. So even though you slept

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Speaker 1: with Santa, it still didn't make your thoughts on Christmas

475
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Speaker 1: any better. No, it wasn't that good. Well, say you

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Speaker 1: were telling us your dirty little secret. Sure not be holidays? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you like that dirty little secret, then you'll love

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Speaker 1: all of the dirty little secrets. And you know where

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Speaker 1: I can just tell you. It's at the jewelshow dot

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Speaker 1: com and Dirty Little Christmas is coming up, yes, where

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Speaker 1: we count down the top dirty Little secrets voted on

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Speaker 1: by you. So go to the website jewelshow dot com.

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Speaker 1: Listen all the dirty Little Secrets, listen to all the

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. Do the Jewel Show on demand. Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: us over and you know what that means. Christmas time

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Speaker 1: is here, and with Christmas always comes the wonderful smells

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Speaker 1: of the season. You can already smell the rage from

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Speaker 1: someone in a parking lot who just got their spots stolen.

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Speaker 1: That's always a smell you get this time of year.

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Speaker 1: And who can forget the most nostalgic smell around the holidays,

498
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Speaker 1: that crisp, musky mall Santa smell. Oh yeah, I love that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes at this time, you're all just going out of

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Speaker 1: the mall and I wait till the Santas are done

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Speaker 1: with their shift, and then I just smell their suits

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Speaker 1: for a while so I can get in the Christmas spirit. Well,

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Speaker 1: a group called the Real Christmas Tree Board just release

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Speaker 1: a survey of the top rated holiday so I think so,

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Speaker 1: I mean man, tequila and cigarettes and a little bit

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Speaker 1: of boh, that's pretty much. We'll get to what the

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Speaker 1: number one Christmas smell of all time apparently is, but

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Speaker 1: we'll count them down for you. Chestnuts is apparently the

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Speaker 1: number eight. Yeah, chestnuts is apparently somebody's favorite. I can't

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Speaker 1: even think what a chestnuts smells like me either. We're

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Speaker 1: going over a survey of the top Christmas smells what

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Speaker 1: people really want to smell this Christmas, and chestnuts isn't

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Speaker 1: the top ten. But I don't think most people know

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Speaker 1: what a chestnut smells like. I feel like they just

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Speaker 1: like the song and then they put chestnuts even though

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Speaker 1: they have no idea what a chestnut I don't know, Like,

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Speaker 1: if you're walking and smelled chestnuts. No one's gonna be like, yo,

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Speaker 1: that's a chestnut in a yeah. Never. A fire burning

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Speaker 1: in the fireplace is also in the top ten top

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Speaker 1: favorite Christmas smells according to the Real Christmas tree Board.

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Speaker 1: What group is a Real Christmas tree Board anyway? Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what they do. How do you get

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Speaker 1: a position on that committee? And you can't be making

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Speaker 1: a lot of money if you're on the tree board.

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Speaker 1: You work once a year and put together a list

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Speaker 1: of smells that people like. Peppermint is a peppermints a

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Speaker 1: good smell. Peppermints. I love peppermint. Also, peppermint's good year

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Speaker 1: round for like headaches and things like that, Like peppermint

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Speaker 1: essential oils, Yeah, I love peppermint. Peppermint is a good

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Speaker 1: I have these essential oil and haler things that you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to sniff their like natural, But I'm like addicted

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Speaker 1: to peppermint smell, even icy hot. I want to rub

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Speaker 1: it on the inside of my nose. And I don't

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Speaker 1: because I don't think that's good for you, but I

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Speaker 1: want to. That'd be dangerous. Was going over a list

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Speaker 1: of the top Christmas smells according to the Real Christmas

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Speaker 1: tree Board, who released their annual survey that I didn't

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Speaker 1: even know existed, or the Real Christmas tree Board. But

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Speaker 1: of the top smells of the season, gingerbread, oh is

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Speaker 1: another of the top There's nothing better than a good

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Speaker 1: gingerbread cookie. Oh, I'm gonna agree. The problem is, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the problem though. If you walk into someone's house

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Speaker 1: and as smells like gingerbread, and if they just have

544
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Speaker 1: some gingerbread sent out, it's kind of annoying because you're like, well,

545
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Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get some cookies where the

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Speaker 1: cookies period going over a list of the top Christmas

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Speaker 1: smells according to the Real Christmas tree Board, and we'll

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Speaker 1: get a number one in a second. Hot chocolate is

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Speaker 1: another that makes sense. I'm not gonna be hot chocolate personal,

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Speaker 1: it's just too sweet. Also, I feel like hot chocolate's

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Speaker 1: not Holidays. That's just like cold in jazz. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Like peppermint, absolutely Holidays, chocolate Valentine's Day?

553
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Speaker 1: How about cinnamon? Yeah? Yes, is that a Christmas smell? Agree?

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Speaker 1: I love putting cinnamon sticks like on like in a

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Speaker 1: pot in water, on stove and boil. This is good

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Speaker 1: if I'm around cinnama and sticks, I probably will stick

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Speaker 1: one of my nose. I like sticking things that smell

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Speaker 1: good up my nose. Cinnamon stick and vapor rub. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're going over a list of the top Christmas smells

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Speaker 1: according to the Real Christmas Tree Board. Cookies is number two.

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Speaker 1: Just cookies. But I love there's different cookie smells, right,

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Speaker 1: They're not all the same. I guess they just hit

563
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Speaker 1: different around the holiday time, though. What's the best cookie smell?

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Speaker 1: Like a sugar cookie? Sugar cookie smell, It just smells

565
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Speaker 1: so sweet buttery in the holiday ones with like little

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Speaker 1: snowmen on top, and the Christmas trees. We just like

567
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Speaker 1: the smell of food. That's really what it is. You

568
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Speaker 1: can tell we're starting get to this point of the show.

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Speaker 1: The number one smell for Christmas should not be a

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Speaker 1: shocker and shouldn't be a surprise at all. I actually

571
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Speaker 1: don't really like this. Well, no, I guess I do that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, it's Christmas trees. Fifty six percent

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Speaker 1: of people surveys said that Christmas trees is their favorite

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Speaker 1: holiday smell. I mean, it's a nice sense, but they

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Speaker 1: can also like if you have nothing but a Christmas tree.

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Speaker 1: It's overwhelming. If you have a fake tree, then what

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Speaker 1: you know? You can buy these things on Amazon that

578
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Speaker 1: can make your tree smell like it. Yeah, yeah, like

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Speaker 1: air fresheners. Yeah, oh my god. So it smells like

580
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Speaker 1: every real tree. Doesn't look like every real tree. It's

581
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Speaker 1: like a Christmas tree that went to a Beverly Hills plastic.

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Speaker 1: What's the worst Christmas smell? The smell of whenever you're

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Speaker 1: having a holiday gathering at the last minute, you have

584
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Speaker 1: to run to the grocery store and you walk in

585
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Speaker 1: and you just smell all those people in there at once.

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Speaker 1: It's just like, you know what, And this is what

587
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Speaker 1: I get from waiting until the last minute. And many

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Speaker 1: people are like the smell of my parents' house going

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Speaker 1: over there, just the smell when I walk at the

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Speaker 1: till hurt. It's that weird how every relative like their

591
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Speaker 1: house smells different and you can distinguish which houses which. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just saw this text at four one six one.

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Speaker 1: It said a weird Christmas. But I'd never thought about

594
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Speaker 1: wet clothes, So I guess like, if if you ever

595
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Speaker 1: like played in the snow and like it ends up

596
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Speaker 1: getting through, like you know, those layers of clothing you

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Speaker 1: have and you start getting all wet and stuff, and

598
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Speaker 1: then you try to take it off and it's like

599
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Speaker 1: sticking to your skin. They like the smell of the

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Speaker 1: wet clothes. I don't think they like it. I think

601
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Speaker 1: they were just tasting about how it reminds them of

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Speaker 1: the holiday. I was gonna say that is probably one

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Speaker 1: of the creepiest things ever. I ever, What can't you

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Speaker 1: wait to smell this Christmas? Those answers You're gonna be interesting.

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Speaker 1: Texting four one h six one The Jebel Show on

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