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Speaker 1: It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. So

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Speaker 1: Michael Verie Show is on the air.

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Speaker 2: One of my great honors in twenty years of doing

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Speaker 2: this program was when Rodney Crowell agreed to come in

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Speaker 2: sit across from me or the entirety of our evening show.

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Speaker 2: We talked about his relationship with the Cash family, Roseanne

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Speaker 2: and Johnny. We talked about his Houston upbringing and how

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Speaker 2: he came to be known as the Houston Kid and

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Speaker 2: why he took great pride in that. We talked about

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Speaker 2: the wayside of his youth. We talked about the luminaries

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Speaker 2: who covered his song and how that made him feel

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Speaker 2: and what that did for his bank account. Talked about traveling,

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Speaker 2: life on the road, maintaining personal relationships, the craft, the

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Speaker 2: artistry of songwriting. And I think Rodney Crowell is like

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Speaker 2: some of the great writers, Guy Clark being one of them.

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Speaker 2: I think he's the modern day poet. There was once

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Speaker 2: a time we celebrated Lord Byron, Shakespeare from Marlowe. They

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Speaker 2: were the people who could express in words emotions and

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Speaker 2: give us, give us the phrases to employ ourselves for

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Speaker 2: the deep emotions, the tragedies, the joys, exaltations, and that

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Speaker 2: is what Rodney Crowell represents to me, a modern day poet,

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Speaker 2: a word smith, a man of letters, words, thoughts, ideas.

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Speaker 2: And Ramon said, dude, you're the biggest Rodney Crowell fan

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Speaker 2: I've ever met. Yeah, Well, why don't I crossfade into

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Speaker 2: a song here that is you want to do a

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Speaker 2: telephone road? I said, no, no, everybody knows telephone road. Well,

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Speaker 2: why don't you pick a song that you think represents

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Speaker 2: the height of Rodney Crowell's great songwriting that maybe people

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Speaker 2: haven't heard but they will identify with. And I thought

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Speaker 2: about it for a minute, and I said, well, he's

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Speaker 2: got a duo with Vince Gill. They wrote it together,

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Speaker 2: mostly Rodney, and they sing it together. Starts with Vince

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Speaker 2: goes into Rodney and he said, yeah, give it to

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Speaker 2: me and we'll play it. And I thought, you know what,

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Speaker 2: You're right, You're right. That is the song that for

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Speaker 2: me will share with you this Houston product and great songwriting.

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Speaker 2: And I think especially I don't know if it's a

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Speaker 2: men and women kind of song like Dildo Humor, but

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Speaker 2: it's a kind of song that I feel like a

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Speaker 2: lot of fellas can identify with and maybe some ladies

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Speaker 2: at night. The song is called how can I kiss

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Speaker 2: the lips at night? That chew my ass out all

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Speaker 2: day long?

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Speaker 3: She uses to call me babies.

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Speaker 4: I don't she song to lady, But my things have

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Speaker 4: changed since times moving on.

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Speaker 3: I did for my life do now she do's holler

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Speaker 3: on My line has become a contry song.

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Speaker 4: I've learned.

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Speaker 5: She came assist me by the way she all always

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Speaker 5: misses me and comes to bed at night with a

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Speaker 5: cold cream.

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Speaker 6: Sometimes I'm might feel risky, but these days it's just

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Speaker 6: too risky. It's hard to kiss the lift.

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Speaker 7: Satnaight, that you your ass out all day long?

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Speaker 2: That's work, that's work, play right there all day?

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Speaker 7: It goes out.

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Speaker 3: A little tree fell in the forehead.

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Speaker 2: She didn't hear it.

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Speaker 4: Would I still be wrong?

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Speaker 6: I guess I should admit it. She ain't a come

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Speaker 6: look with it.

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Speaker 7: It's hard to kiss the lift satday, that you your

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Speaker 7: ass out all day all?

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Speaker 8: Man. I remember when her eyes used to be so

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Speaker 8: blue and shiny.

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Speaker 2: God, you gotta see what's happened to her drink or what?

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Speaker 9: Third?

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Speaker 8: Many things big enough to land a small plane on

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Speaker 8: but thank god those days are over.

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Speaker 7: That it's hard to kiss the little sad day that

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Speaker 7: you yours sut all day long, all day.

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Speaker 10: She also, if someday they draw the big one, I'd say,

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Speaker 10: sweet Jesus is gonna finally lead me.

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Speaker 3: It's all alrighty we say.

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Speaker 2: Causer ray.

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Speaker 11: Long.

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Speaker 10: Please.

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Speaker 7: It's hard to kiss the little Satday that you your

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Speaker 7: ass out all day. It's hard to kiss the little

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Speaker 7: Saturday that you your ass out all day long.

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Speaker 2: I know what you're thinking, Michael. I just tuned in

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Speaker 2: to get away from the world. Maybe catch up on

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Speaker 2: the news. It's some weather astros up day, and Scott

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Speaker 2: might give me the traffic report over on Daudell Road,

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Speaker 2: although he doesn't say Dell Delle Road doesn't sound like

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Speaker 2: it doesn't. I didn't expect you to give me high culture.

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Speaker 2: That's right up there with the Bellamy brothers. If I

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Speaker 2: said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it

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Speaker 4: There's only one place.

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Speaker 7: It's so crazy, so totally WeGo that everybody has a

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Speaker 2: Show like everybody else. I don't watch the w NBA

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Speaker 2: the only time it's in the news, or was in

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Speaker 2: Bird of the league. She's something special, but they're banging

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Speaker 2: her up the way the Pistons did Michael Jordan when

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Speaker 2: he really hit his stride in the late eighties, knocking

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Speaker 2: her around. It's ugly, it's nasty saying racial stuff because

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Speaker 2: all the fat black lesbians are mad. This white woman

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Speaker 2: has come in and made the league more popular, and

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Speaker 2: they don't understand it's good for them as well. That's

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Speaker 2: not how they look at it. People that need a

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Speaker 2: lot of attention and need to be the king of

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Speaker 2: the hill can't stand someone else sharing it. A little

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Speaker 2: history because the word dildo does not generally make its

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Speaker 2: this comes from. Apparently, there was once a term used

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Speaker 2: in boats for a pin that would be used you

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Speaker 2: would put an item through it and connect things and

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Speaker 2: hold things in place. It was called a.

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Speaker 12: Fle pole thho l e or a dole pole or

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Speaker 12: a dole pin, from which over the years the different.

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Speaker 2: Accents it came to be known as a dil do.

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Speaker 2: The term was first used in the late fifteen hundred

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Speaker 2: with the Oxford English Dictionary siting a fifteen ninety usage

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Speaker 2: by Robert Green for a dill dough, which was a

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Speaker 2: phallus shaped cylindrical object. It would later be used in

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Speaker 2: reference I'm told to sex toys and even test tubes.

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Speaker 2: There is an island off the coast of present day Island,

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Speaker 2: off the coast of Newfoundland that in seventeen eleven was

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Speaker 2: for some reason named dildo, and nobody can even figure

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Speaker 2: out why on earth it was used as such. It

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Speaker 2: is described as having been used for various cylindrical objects

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Speaker 2: throughout history, including but not exclusively, a sex toy. It

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Speaker 2: has also been used for a test tube, reference a

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Speaker 2: dildo glass of a certain and as an insult to

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Speaker 2: refer to someone apparently as a dildo. This has all

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Speaker 2: come into the news because green dildos had been thrown

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Speaker 2: onto the court in the w NBA, and the WNBA

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Speaker 2: will allow Caitlin Clark to be knocked around, cussed around,

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Speaker 2: you name it, but they will not stand for a

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Speaker 2: green cylindrical object to be thrown onto the court. They

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Speaker 2: won't have it. Hence, an eighteen year old Arizona man

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Speaker 2: has been arrested for trying to throw this is attempted

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Speaker 2: dildo throwing not even accomplished the act. At a WNBA game,

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Speaker 2: it did not make it to the court, instead hitting

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Speaker 2: a man and his niece.

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Speaker 13: Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to throw

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Speaker 13: a green sex toy onto the court, but it did

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Speaker 13: not reach the court. Instead, it hit a nine year

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Speaker 13: old girl uncle attending the game. Love has told police

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Speaker 13: he purchased a sex toy the night before after seeing

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Speaker 13: other incidents on social media. Today we heard from Braden Bell.

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Speaker 13: He is the play by play voice of The Mercury,

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Speaker 13: and he appeared today on Fox ten.

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Speaker 4: Talks, I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 2: It needs to stop, you know, first and foremost, I

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Speaker 2: think that's that's it's really inappropriate. It's extremely inappropriate. It's

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Speaker 2: also I mean, it's putting people in dan. Inappropriate has

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Speaker 2: become one of those words that to me, you know,

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Speaker 2: some people don't like the word moist. Inappropriate has been

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Speaker 2: one of those words that has come to really really

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Speaker 2: arouse my irritation. Inappropriate is what women say for things

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Speaker 2: they don't like. Inappropriate, as if there is some book

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Speaker 2: of good manners, there is a behavior in which you

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Speaker 2: can conduct yourself and if they don't like it. It's inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: What a stupid word, What a stupid use of the word.

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Speaker 2: Rewind it, listen, it's inappropriate. Oh is that your role

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Speaker 2: on the broadcast? Are you the color commentator? Are you

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Speaker 2: the person on the broadcast the girl who really never

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Speaker 2: has anything to say but ever so often offers a

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Speaker 2: female perspective. Oh that's clever programming. Yeah, so we don't

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Speaker 2: really know. They've been giggling before the segment starts. Just

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Speaker 2: by the way the fellas and probably hard too, But

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Speaker 2: they've been giggling before the segment. We don't really know

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Speaker 2: what is happening here. For some reason, they are throwing

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Speaker 2: forgive me green dildos onto the court, and uh, it's

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Speaker 2: really dangerous. It's it's uh, it's uh, you know, of

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Speaker 2: all the things you can throw, green dildos are really dangerous.

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Speaker 4: It's not something.

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Speaker 14: It's inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Susie, Okay, your party's done. Now go back to

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Speaker 2: surfing the internet. I saw it another internet story. It

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Speaker 2: was very interesting. Y'all want to hear that one too.

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Speaker 2: What are we doing a morning zoo here? Updated for

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Speaker 2: Top forty Hit Top forty Radio. You gotta have the

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Speaker 2: the bimbo girl who has nothing useful to say about

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Speaker 2: anything except for well, you know, as a girl. I

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Speaker 2: think what he should have done is he should have

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Speaker 2: apologized and brought her roses. That's inappropriate. Good grief. All right,

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Speaker 2: we're building a cast here. We got the one dude,

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Speaker 2: he's kind of funny. Got the other guy, he's been

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Speaker 2: around for thirty years. It's all we got in the budget.

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Speaker 2: We got about thirty grand left. Y'all want to add

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Speaker 2: a Do you want to add a digital director? We

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Speaker 2: gotta have web hits. Yeah, let's have a web girl.

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Speaker 2: But let's have her ever so often pipe up and

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Speaker 2: offer a female's perspective. It's inappropriate, okay, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: it's it's inappropriate. Yes, it's it's it's inappropriate. Oh okay, Well,

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Speaker 2: well we thought he was okay to throw green dildos

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Speaker 2: on the court in the middle of the WNBA game.

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Speaker 2: Glad we cleared that up. Pugne. I'm trying to track

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Speaker 2: this fellow down on My private investigator is just about

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Speaker 2: ready because I've goaded him so much to drive over

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Speaker 2: to the man's house. If anybody knows the mayor of Rosenberg,

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Speaker 2: whose name is William Benton. He is pushing for a

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Speaker 2: ban on door to door sells. He does not want

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Speaker 2: people to be able to come into Rosenberg and come

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Speaker 2: all the way up to your door under the pretense

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Speaker 2: of selling you something. I have wanted this, believed in this,

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Speaker 2: and nobody seems to carry It's like identity, theft and

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Speaker 2: all the other stuff. It's one of those things. Why

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Speaker 2: should somebody be able to trespass on your property and

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Speaker 2: get all the way to your door. It should be

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Speaker 2: the case when you penetrate from the sidewalk and you

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Speaker 2: step onto the grass. We're racking around. Yeah, we're racking

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Speaker 2: around right there. Keep coming and that's it. This is

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Speaker 2: private property. It's only a society that doesn't respect that.

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Speaker 2: I don't care if you're selling the Mormon religion underwearing

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Speaker 2: heaven encyclopedias, vacuum cleaners sense this. You shouldn't be able

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Speaker 2: to come to people's door and bang on the door.

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Speaker 2: Little old ladies living by themselves do not like this. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to track down William Binnon. If somebody knows him,

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Speaker 2: have him call in seven point three nine nine nine

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Speaker 2: Paul Baker, the greatest private investigator out there since Rockford Files.

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Speaker 15: One resident describes her horrifying experience when she first realized

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Speaker 16: Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pot,

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Speaker 4: I said, old Lord, Jesus, it's afar.

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Speaker 16: Then I ran out. I didn't grab no shoes or nothing.

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Speaker 4: And then the smoke got me, I got brun guidess.

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Speaker 4: Ain't nobody got time for that? Sweet Brown?

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Speaker 9: Can you tell us what happened?

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Speaker 16: Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop,

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Speaker 14: Ain't nobody got taed for it?

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Speaker 16: So I called short Line dinner and they got me

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Speaker 2: Now I got tame for that, But.

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Speaker 7: You're bother my chuck short everybody got.

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Speaker 2: Tied for it, as was the trend at the time.

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Speaker 14: Ain't nobody got time for it. Ain't nobody got time

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Speaker 4: Let again?

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Speaker 3: Here?

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Speaker 11: Let again?

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Speaker 10: Here?

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Speaker 14: Let again tamped it here, Let again, tamped it here,

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Speaker 2: Let let me again again. One of Chad's favorite viral

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Speaker 2: moments his submission to the group was Antwine Dodson Remember Antwine.

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Speaker 15: Surrifying moments for a woman who woke up to a

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Speaker 17: And mark the woman.

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Speaker 18: The victim tells us that a man broke into her

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Speaker 18: Dodson was asleep with a little girl inside their apartment

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Speaker 18: Dodson says, an attacker. He used a garbage can to

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Speaker 7: If you tried to rape me, he tried to pull

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Speaker 18: Dodson struggled with her attacker, knocking over items in her bedroom,

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Speaker 17: Well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's

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Speaker 19: So y'all needs a Hadji kids.

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Speaker 17: Hades, your wife and hadje hug because they raping anybody

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Speaker 18: The attacker got loose and went out the upstairs window,

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Speaker 9: We got you.

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Speaker 17: He's shout you to left finger Prinson, all you are

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Speaker 18: A crime scene investigator photographed and dusted for prints on

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Speaker 2: None of what she says is important. After that, it's

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Speaker 2: all Antoine Dawson, and as was the trend at the time,

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Speaker 17: Well, obviously we have a rapists in Lincoin Park.

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Speaker 4: He's climbing the windows.

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Speaker 17: He's natty, little people long trying to.

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Speaker 9: Kids. Paja white, hijie, Kid's Paja white.

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Speaker 2: Indeed, this was at that time. Everything was funny. We

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Speaker 18: Once it's turned on, the sign will spell out Delli

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Speaker 19: Can you demonstrate for us what it's like to brush

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Speaker 2: Put just a little bit.

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Speaker 15: Certainly, it's gonna be areas of drist and missile drist

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Speaker 15: and what am I saying here?

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Speaker 2: Missed and drizzle. I literally combined both.

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Speaker 4: I just kept hearing it. I'm bucking, and everything died

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Speaker 2: I'm I got scared. I dropped my hot pockey.

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Speaker 13: I was setting excited about that sixty nine.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's pretty good this time of year, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: I know you're excited about the wind, but that sixty nine.

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Speaker 17: Over the last two years, hundreds of landed in the

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Speaker 2: My brother used to break in our house and steal

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Speaker 5: We'll finally sit around and cook some soups and.

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Speaker 14: Eat bread and desserts and just get all fat and

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Speaker 15: A slight chance of some participation.

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Speaker 4: Participation, participate per per. It's rain.

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Speaker 12: It's gonna bring a possibility of some rain that will

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Speaker 10: Did you grab anything when you walk out the.

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Speaker 16: Drab Nothing but toateenols pizza out of the refrigerator and

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Speaker 17: That's it.

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Speaker 16: I tried to grab some other things, but they.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't even worth it.

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Speaker 2: I met your first in last value. Well, the sign

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Speaker 4: So if my math is correct, that's not an hour.

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Speaker 4: That's not an hour, but it is.

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Speaker 2: You normally smell mister Michael Barry Show, thank you for coming.

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Speaker 17: Graham India.

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Speaker 3: You are what's an essay?

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Speaker 9: Will you be leaving from Orange, Texas?

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Speaker 2: Orange?

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Speaker 10: Uh?

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Speaker 7: Huh?

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Speaker 9: And I need to go over at Verdi Lubama Vernon

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Speaker 9: fur Our. I p a wire and it's me and

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Speaker 9: my nineteen children and we need to leave Monday morning.

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Speaker 2: You were leaving from Odessa.

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Speaker 9: Noe you already ain't Oh, I ain't n Ge Texas

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Speaker 9: and my sister and her husband staying third and uh.

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Speaker 9: She wanted us to come over there. She been wanting

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Speaker 9: y'all come on and with all these children. I want

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Speaker 9: to make sure of the price before I book it.

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Speaker 10: Okay, you don't book tickets.

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Speaker 2: You go to the terminal at least one hour prior

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Speaker 2: to buy your tickets. How old are the children?

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Speaker 9: Oh lord, listenie. The youngest sweat is five, oldest one

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Speaker 9: about seventeen?

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Speaker 10: Okay, a rising as an adult.

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Speaker 9: The seventeen dude?

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Speaker 18: Uh huh?

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Speaker 9: And how about sixteen?

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Speaker 2: Okay, ages two to eleven?

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Speaker 8: Ride as children?

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Speaker 9: I think they're all under eleven.

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Speaker 4: Okay, ages two to eleven.

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Speaker 9: Give me the price on that, okay, and I might

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Speaker 9: bring my good friend. Why tusta drinkings from Mars apart?

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Speaker 9: So check for two at doult If you have a calculator,

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Speaker 9: what would the total be for nineteen children?

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Speaker 11: Me?

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Speaker 9: And why tusta from urge to ferry to lose that

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Speaker 9: a bank?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 16: Well, I don't have a calculator with me.

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Speaker 2: Just approximated for me.

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Speaker 8: Okay, y'all going round trip?

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Speaker 2: Uh huh?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I guess I least something. I'm wanna stay with her.

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Speaker 9: I don't care if they want to stay in her house,

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Speaker 9: that's fine, But I'm only buy them for round trip.

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Speaker 4: Okay, for two of those round trip will be two

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Speaker 10: Uh huh okay, with nineteen children round trip fifty one

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Speaker 3: Nineteen here's what and that's how much is gonna be?

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Speaker 9: How much is that?

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Speaker 17: I don't know.

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Speaker 9: I'm not very good with math. I don't have my

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Speaker 9: glasses on. How much would that be? For approximately nine

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Speaker 9: hundred and sixty nine? Oh jeez, lord, well, I'm gonna

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Speaker 9: have to call it and ask her what she spent

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Speaker 9: it with me?

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Speaker 11: Again?

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Speaker 9: Okay, and I don't need to make a that's first

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Speaker 9: class of coach.

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Speaker 4: It's no first class of coach in greyhound.

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Speaker 16: It's first confers her.

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Speaker 9: Oh okay, then okay, thank you dollar ha A good

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Speaker 2: The World Dog Surfing Championship went down in California and

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Speaker 2: it is exactly what you would think.

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Speaker 5: It is.

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Speaker 2: Dogs by themselves on a surfboard, fourteen miles of San

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Speaker 2: to tell you, if you can imagine how cool it is,

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Speaker 2: who I will remind you is a first class surfer.

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Speaker 2: Spent his entire childhood in Hawaii surfing, and that's why

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Speaker 2: the surf crashed into a jagged rock, shattering what was

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Speaker 2: be able to put them back. Unbelievable, and it didn't

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Speaker 2: he got a good head at time. The Asian fellow

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Speaker 2: Chad hoo To what Chattahoochie?

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Speaker 17: What?

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Speaker 2: Just Chad Nanny just CHATTLDO. When I would introduce my

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Speaker 2: friends to her, she could never pronounce their names. You

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Speaker 2: know that had real exotic names like brand and she

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Speaker 2: would have said, will I tell you what one thing

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Speaker 2: about him? He's got a good head of teeth, like

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Speaker 2: it's cattle. I'm not even kidding you. We ought to

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Speaker 2: tell doctor Guy Lewis, you'll have a good head of

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Speaker 2: teeth after you come see us. The story from the

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Speaker 2: kc r A TV station.

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Speaker 4: It's a tradition uniquely California.

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Speaker 19: From the littlest of guys to the big girls in

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Speaker 19: two season, even some surfing duos. Each competitor handled the

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Speaker 19: rough waves like a tree truck.

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Speaker 4: The dogs all go home ficking they just had a

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Speaker 4: great day.

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Speaker 19: The World Dog Surfing Championship in PACIFICA attracts the good

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Speaker 19: boys and good girls from up and down the PC

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Speaker 19: and across the world.

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Speaker 4: Their owner's tag along too. The dog is Sammy Jr.

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Speaker 4: Sammy Jr. Sammy when he's a good boy in Jr.

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Speaker 4: When he does something wrong.

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Speaker 19: Don has been competing with his dogs for years, but

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Speaker 19: this is Sammy's first time at the World Championship at

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Speaker 19: eleven months.

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Speaker 4: It's pretty amazing what he's doing. So today I'm the

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Speaker 4: oldest anther and he's the youngest dog.

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Speaker 19: But together they know a thing or two about Hannington

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Speaker 19: and letting the waves take you in.

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Speaker 4: It takes time, it takes effort.

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Speaker 19: Well, practice is important. It's the bond between dog and

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Speaker 19: humans that will make you buy with you.

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Speaker 11: The bond you have with a dog becomes amazing because

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Speaker 11: when you are out in the ocean, you're asking him

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Speaker 11: to do something way beyond what they would be doing

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Speaker 11: by themselves, and as a result, you end up with

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Speaker 11: a bond with your dog.

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Speaker 4: It's just because he has to totally trust you to

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Speaker 4: do this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have to.

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Speaker 4: You have to build that trust and then you just

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Speaker 4: you can't believe it.

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Speaker 10: I love it.

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Speaker 19: This is probably the part where I tell you who

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Speaker 19: won the competition.

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Speaker 14: But let me tell you they all had fun.

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Speaker 2: They all won, Diana says. Elago, Texas has had a

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Speaker 2: no solicitation ordinance for decades. We love it. I'm listening.

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Speaker 2: You can call me whatever name you want. I don't

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Speaker 2: want people from outside the neighborhood coming into my neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: And I damn sure don't want you in my yard

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Speaker 2: and I absolutely positively do not want you at my door, period,

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Speaker 2: end of story. That that's what private property means to me.

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Speaker 2: I don't There are bad people out there.

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Speaker 4: We all know it.

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Speaker 2: There are very bad people. They ride around gang banging,

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Speaker 2: stealing stuff, raping people, smashing stuff. I wish they were

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Speaker 2: shot dead.

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Speaker 5: I do.

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Speaker 2: I mean it? Oh, Michael, you don't mean you don't

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Speaker 2: know me? Yes, I do. Those are rabbit dogs. You

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Speaker 2: don't allow rabbit dogs to run loose. They are unfixable.

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Speaker 2: You can write your PhD thesis about him. You can

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Speaker 2: have Susan Sarendon make love to them in the prison commissary.

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Speaker 2: You can humanize them, you can victimize them, you can

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Speaker 2: defend them. You can think you're so clever, because instead,

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Speaker 2: this is the white man's downfall, this desperate desire when

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Speaker 2: somebody kills your child, to somehow decide that person's a

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Speaker 2: good person and we donet forgive him, and we're gonna

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Speaker 2: move him into little Billy's bedroom and give him everything

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Speaker 2: little Billy would have had because it's the right thing

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Speaker 2: to do. He will devour you. He's already killed little Billy.

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Speaker 2: What you ought to do is walk up to him,

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Speaker 2: put a gun to his temple, blast his brains throughout

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Speaker 2: the courtroom. There's not a jury in Texas that would

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Speaker 2: convict you. That's what ought to be done, doctor ed Stasney.

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Speaker 2: My voice doctor told me not to scream. I won't scream. Michael,

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Speaker 2: you can make your point just as well, use your brain,

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Speaker 2: not your vocal sports. But I don't feel like I

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Speaker 2: don't feel like he really understood the crime threat. I

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Speaker 2: really don't