WEBVTT - Ep43: Riding D-ck, Orgasms, and Free Love Feat Glamazon Tyomi 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:06.960 Hi Mandie, Hi Eazy, Oh my god, I am such 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:09.760 a huge fan of you, ladies. I know I missed 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:12.360 the deadline, but I just wanted to call and tell 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:16.959 you guys so awesome you are. Mandy, you are out 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:21.040 here repetent for the thick girls like myself, and you 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:26.000 have given me so much confidence. And I just love 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:28.920 you so much, um, both of you readies for teaching 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:33.199 me a lot about myself and how to embrace my 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:37.680 sexuality and not be ashamed of a lot of what 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:43.960 society UM puts out there for women. And you guys 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:46.720 make my days so much better and I appreciate and 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.960 Mandy again, I love you so much, girl. I gotta 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:53.280 get my blue check game up like you. I got 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:55.280 one so far. I'm trying to wrack them up in 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:58.440 twenty eighteen. But I love you Dye so much. To 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:00.760 keep doing what you do. I learned so much from 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:04.760 you guys, and keep it going. I love you. I 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:06.880 would say my name, but I don't want anybody who 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:10.480 like him but kissings think it luckily, just love you 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:21.039 a game by Oh wait, I do I've heard something? Mother? 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:24.200 How do you not know? Can you let it keep playing? 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:28.959 For you? Don't need to keep playing. Anybody knows this. 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:32.520 The fucking video guy knows this. Who is this? You 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:35.520 know what? I don't know what whole you've been? Who 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:40.760 is that? I've heard it, I've heard the little do 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:42.240 you are you gonna act like you've never done a 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:48.120 podcast before? Who's the bike? Up? God? Damn, you still 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:51.560 don't know this? You know what? Mandy? This is? Who's 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.640 the one that white? Guys? Is it you? Because what 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:57.280 the fun is going on? I'm really confused? Who is that? 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:01.200 It's any r D. It's parrelling me on It's called lemon. 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:06.080 Oh that's where I saw her performing and I got 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:09.040 shaded so hard ten minutes ago for noting and loving 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:12.560 hip hop ship Please, this is brand new, probably just 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:15.280 came out. I don't listen to the radio. I listened 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:17.519 to what I download. It's just something I haven't downloaded. 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:20.680 I mean, what do you want me to do? Anyways? Guys, Um, 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:25.040 welcome to fucking fuck the bullshit. This is my first 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:28.560 time seeing Wheezy in No, it's not. I'm right, I 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:33.320 definitely just saw you last week. Kind of up. Um, 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:37.919 welcome guys to yet another episode of horrible Decisions. I'm 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:41.880 your girl Mandy B and I'm Weezy, And today we 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:44.119 are starting off the new year with yet another guest 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:49.560 who's late. But listen, y'all, if y'all can give me 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:52.919 the time to give guests to not be in CP time. 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:55.280 Since I know a lot of y'all is black, let's 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.840 have the discussion real quick. How early do I need 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:00.640 to tell black people to show up to show up 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:02.640 on time? I feel like I always like for me, 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:05.600 it's always fifteen minutes, which is why always have a 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:08.400 fifteen minute like, so we recorded right now at six pm. 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:10.720 I say, girls, can you shot show up by five 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:16.800 forty five? She's about saying she's gonna arrive at six fifteen, 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:22.560 which that makes me your thirty minute. And then I'm 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:25.920 sure I'm gonna like her. I'm not. I'm positively gonna 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:30.320 like her. You're just a bit. But I hate how 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.800 people are just not considerative. Other people are the latest 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:37.360 guests we've ever had. It was funny, people like I 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:39.480 wish you did longer episodes. No, he just know then 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:43.280 they just showed up thirty minutes late. No, mart Marcus 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:46.080 also showed up late from hip hop We you don't 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:48.480 remember because we just started recording and we ended up 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:52.840 paying for extra STUDIOSI um, this is really frustrating. Foreen, guys, 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.040 I need all of my black people to come together 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:57.720 and show up on time. I have something to talk 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:00.480 about this random Yeah. I couldn't sleep last night, so 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.240 I went on Lipstick Ali to see what ship people 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:06.800 talk about. They think, let me just keep going to 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:10.280 that trash it's trash sight. But I'm gonna tell you 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:12.600 one thing. The people they keep listening to us, so 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:15.080 it's clearly people that some of them comes, they're miserable, 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:17.560 they probably really hate my guts and are just trying 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:23.600 to think. But some of them are patrons, so they 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:25.479 do listen to the show. This is where they spilled tea, 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:29.200 like whatever, they really think we're not going to have that. 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:31.120 They they're like they hate each other. They were like, 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:32.599 oh my god, you're starting to notice how much they 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:34.120 don't like each other blah blah, And I'm like, nothing 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:35.919 has changed. We hated each other the same from the 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.920 very first show. So I don't really know why they 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:41.880 think it's getting work. Why you keep reading it? Because 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:46.280 that's okay. People that love us follow us on Instagram 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.640 and write us a lot unless they're anonymous emails. I 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.880 don't feel like I really get that much honest feedback 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:52.840 unless it's from my friends. My friends keep they're like, 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:54.800 y'all were wrong, y'all did this wrong. You should have 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:57.159 researched this more about HIV and blah blah blah, which 0:04:57.160 --> 0:05:00.720 I understand. But other than that, besides the ship talking stuff, 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:04.320 these are people that are honest. Because they're anonymous. It 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.560 might be trolling, but they're trolling is fun, but listen, 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.760 it's sucking honest. So I don't know why they say 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:11.960 we argue too much now and I'm just like, I 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:14.600 feel like we've always hated each other as much. But yeah, 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:18.479 um they oh, oh my god, they know where I 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:21.599 work now, Like it's crazy, dude. No, They've all like 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:26.200 they're all, Mandy do this, how's manny doing finance and 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:27.960 and and being a who at the same time, she's 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:32.480 got to pick one. I don't. I don't understand why 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.200 I can't suck dick and have a job. Like it's 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:38.880 really confusing me. But but yeah, they're all guessing who 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:41.279 the funk we're fucking she's They're trying to guess who 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:45.440 loverboy is they're trying to get pretty close. Um, it's 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:47.880 just fucking annoying at this point, so I don't go 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.839 on there. Not only that they think that we're confused 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:53.480 as too because we're traditional. They were talking about us 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:55.200 wanting to cook for our man and do stuff for 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:58.479 our man. In the b K Chat episode they dragged 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:01.120 for filth, how we talked to mean Okay, now, when 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:03.520 I look back at it, I blamed it on you. 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:05.960 Remember when we left to everything, But when I listened 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:07.560 to it, we were both pretty You need to really 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:09.280 re listen to stuff because then you'll start hearing a 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.800 lot of bullshit. The show asked us. I, Um, yeah, 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:14.280 they were like saying, which is easy to think of 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:18.640 Nandy after the married thing, and blah blah blah, and um, 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:21.400 I guess like someone had also brought up how when 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:26.000 we discussed you calling me promiscuous and which I'll stand 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:30.320 by every motherfucking things. So now and like, okay, that 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:32.520 was a episode that was a while ago. But one thing, 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:34.480 and mind you, this is just us filling time and 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:36.960 for our latest latest guess I do want to say 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:39.640 it wasn't necessarily that I think in the moment it 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:41.680 bothered me because it felt like such a label and 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:44.919 like I've been telling you recently, like I hate this whole, 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:47.880 like you're this and this and that, like I've been 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:51.839 called a hoe fully clothed or before someone knew me, 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:53.760 or just because I won't talk to guys, like fuck 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:55.400 you ho. It's like it's just you so much. And 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:57.640 then I think, like the word promiscuous is also labeled 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.360 as a bad thing. Well, promiscus to me, like I 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:03.960 was up as an adjective and not necessary a label, 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:07.279 and as an adjective as defined by Wikipedia, it's stuck 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:09.440 and like, but if you're skinny, you're skinny. There's a 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:15.280 definition for skinny. Still if you light skinned, I don't know. 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.880 I don't really care if people think I'm promiscuious or not. 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:20.040 Some people, in their minds, promiscuous is going to be 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:24.040 the word they use. Um. But see what you just said, 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:28.880 that's growth and you don't know it. But just said 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:31.440 I don't care if people see me as promiscuous. That 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:33.960 is motherfucking growth, Because how would I care? I didn't 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:36.679 care because where we started, when we started, we started 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:39.880 this show, when who said let's call it horrible? But 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:43.560 when we started this show. We talked about this off air. 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:47.480 You were caring about how people were I'm not anything. 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:50.160 This is I'm trying to be your therapist here. I'm black. 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:52.520 I have black therapist. Well I'm happy and we're gonna 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:57.080 do this right now. And I feel like you literally 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:58.680 just showed a little bit of growth, which I'm proud 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:00.560 of you. I mean, that's my good thing to say. 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:03.520 I think I can't like it was a different like 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:05.440 I always said I didn't care, but now I'm like 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:07.960 really starting not to give a book, Like I can 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:11.120 read terrible things about myself Now I'm like, oh, and 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:14.800 maybe that's because I smoke more marijuana or whatever it is. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:17.680 But speaking of that, my therapist is like really trying 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:19.880 to get me some weed. And I just really appreciate 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:23.600 him for that. Um And it's funny because like, oh 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:25.080 my god, I guess you can't find this. He know 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.080 his name of my podcast. But I was telling you 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:28.640 how I'm like trying to trick him into giving me 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:31.520 the next How do you Why are you tricking? It's 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:34.360 so simple, like I'm already stressed out and ship and 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:37.120 so terrible. By the way, I just look up the 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:40.920 symptoms exactly, and I'm just like, I don't know why. 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:45.800 I'm just feeling really anxious, particularly in the workplace, and 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:49.640 I feel like it's affecting my well being. You're terrible. 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:51.679 What do you think I could do for that? And 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.400 then look at me and be like, I don't know, 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:55.040 I don't know. Maybe we should try something like an 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.839 edge of the past. Maybe I'm like, really think, I mean, 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.280 I don't know if I should do like drawing. You know, 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.679 what the funk all of these things do? I got 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:05.400 prescribed coding and you were like, just lose it on 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.720 the train. They'll give you another prescription. I'm like, no, bit, 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:11.040 you're not taking my coding. Well, I'm saying, if you 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:12.559 say you lost it like right after you got it, 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:15.600 they'll probably give you another one. Yeah, you're pretty trashed 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.920 for that. So I guess I wanted UM because we 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:20.080 talked about this, I want to say, on the Lisa 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:23.600 sliftson episode and UM or maybe before that. So we 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:28.000 talked about, of course UM writing Dick, and that was 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:30.079 so weird that you were like, I never well, it's 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:33.200 not that I've never wrote Dick, but I'm you know, 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:36.240 a bitch. I'm on the big side. So writing Dick 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:38.080 for me is a lot of motherfucking work. I think 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:39.559 it's a lot of work for anybody. I worked out 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:41.160 five days a week and I still feel like I'm 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:43.080 going to pass out, That's what I'm saying. And so 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:45.800 I am just not a fan of writing Dick. I 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.760 think it's a calvs thing. I'm trying to think what 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:52.600 part of me hurts while writing Dick. But anyway, we'll listen, 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:55.800 and you got a lot and these guys for real. 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:58.640 So anyways, last night I was late. You know that 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:03.520 Naga and um I had probably one of the best 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.439 orgasmic experiences. I don't know if it was because I 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.880 was on coding or if that was definitely, but the 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:12.160 dick was so so I was writing him. He was 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:15.079 sitting down in the sitting down position and I was 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:17.720 sitting on him facing the opposite way and going up 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:19.960 and down, and I like almost couldn't stand up. He 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:22.440 was almost laughing at me because I came multiple times 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:24.240 like that, and I was like, Nigga, you know, I 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:26.840 don't be writing your dick. This is good. And I 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:29.080 had to tell him. I was like, don't get comfortable. 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.120 This ain't gonna happen. But he was like, man, you 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.400 could barely stand up, like it just kept I just 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:36.160 kept shaking and it was fucking well. For one, amazing 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:39.080 if you had your medicine that was prescribed. I just 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:40.920 want to say that. It was sounding like I know 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.160 they know I'm the crazy one, but yeah, I mean 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:45.719 you were on that, so you're already like super relaxed 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:47.800 and everything feels you fork. So that's probably why you 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.800 came super hard. But second, this is exactly why BIT 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:52.280 just like to ride because you feel it on your 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:55.160 It was so good, and mind you. I told him 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:57.920 before um, because you know, I just had surgery. I'm 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:59.960 gonna talk about that. But I was like, you gotta be, 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:02.719 you know, gentle, because he'd be sucking me like we 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.640 like poor star set Like you gotta be gentle. So 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:08.320 we started with the writing thing and I was just 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:11.160 like feeling I actually felt the orgasms in my stomach. 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:12.559 I was like, Okay, well, maybe I need to turn 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:15.640 around because this might not be a good thing that 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:21.800 I'm feeling this. It was just a look I'm left 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:24.040 her right now, bitch, I'm really going back thinking like 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:26.839 if I show you hold on, I want to show you. 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.240 Hold on, I'm gonna show me this. If I show 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:32.560 you this text, No, this text message after this is 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:36.080 how you know what's good? I said, I said it 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:39.560 wouldn't stop. Oh my god. Let me just first start 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:43.920 by saying, there is a gift I don't know. It 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:46.160 looks like a busted pipe and there's just like water 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.640 like spewing out of it. And she put liked with 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:52.960 four ease like that, daddy, don't I don't have a 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:56.240 good studio session. Then she sends the game and put 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:59.280 it wouldn't stop upside don't smiley face, definitely need one 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:02.120 more where you jet set? Then when he said, laughing 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:06.320 my ass off twelve hours later, because well, she sends 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:13.840 Jack Conan O'Brien jumping up and down, happy Hi, And 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:15.960 look we was talking about riding dick and you're the 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:18.760 perfect person to be walking in But that all right? 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:26.760 Guess is here? Guys, she's wearing we recorded this ship 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:31.439 and thigh high boots. So we're gonna set you deep 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:35.960 yourself or your husband as well. Okay, so we're gonna 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:39.480 sit you over No, let's set you right here. Yeah, no, 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:41.960 sit her over there. I want to look you can 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:45.040 look right next to you. Okay, no, now we're gonna 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:47.319 put it right here, all right, So we might want 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:51.040 to bring him on as well, um, because you know 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:53.839 we got some questions. Um, so guys, I guess we 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:57.000 can introduce our guests. Who is here? Um? We have 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:05.959 Tyomi who every one? Well? Yeah everyone? Um. So it's 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:09.440 so crazy because I think between Instagram and Twitter, everyone 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:12.000 was just like, why you ain't had it on the show. Yeah, 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.240 this is who you need? Bring her on the shot. 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:17.000 And I was like, okay, So then we were talking, 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:18.360 but it was while you were out of town. It 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:21.560 was over the holiday. There were studio dealing with all 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:23.280 of this. I'm like, okay, we're gonna We're gonna get 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.840 you in here. Girl, just hold out. Um, do you 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:28.400 live in the right Yeah, I'm like part time between 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:32.320 New York and Chicago. So I got married on saturdayation. 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:34.480 I saw a picture of you guys. So you guys 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:36.800 are so like so it's like a book cover. I know, 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:43.040 it's very like time. So like cocoa butter love Shay 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:47.560 butter coconut oil. Instance, Yeah, you look like type you 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:51.199 have instant when Yeah, what's this like incense? Male name? 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:56.560 Actually it's his name night in. Oh, maybe we gotta 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:59.360 start sucking two instance with names and maybe they'll come 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:04.280 into our life. I do like say, you know, I 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:07.960 don't had African dick be small though. Um I'm the 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:11.920 ones I've had. African American dick is great, but African 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:15.679 African them maybe because if they were paying for it, 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:20.120 maybe that's why. Oh you might be right, Well, they're married, 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:25.400 that's why they pay it, not because they dick small. Um. Anyways, anyways, guys, 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:27.240 we want to go ahead and I guess introduce you. 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:31.240 So you're a sexpert, you're a blogger, you're a pleasure 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:35.120 like trainer, you do you do so many things, so 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:38.200 let our listeners know exactly what you're known for. UM. 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:41.160 I am known for sex education. I've been teaching for 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:44.920 the last seven years, primarily online. I've toured the world 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:48.240 with my classes. UM. I have a YouTube channel where 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:50.480 I show people how to get into like different So, 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:53.080 like sixteen million views on how to ride? Did we 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:56.520 to show like with somebody from the audience. We picked 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:59.480 a girl for Mandy to demonstrate on it was not good. Yeah, 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:01.040 you know, I didn't know you need to agree for that. 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:03.800 You don't but you know, it's like just one of 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:06.280 those things that's not something that you just know how 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:09.480 to do. It's it's takes take practice. You have to 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:11.000 be in shape. When I say in the shape, I 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:13.680 don't mean like you know, fitness guru in the gym. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.040 Like there's a specific set of muscles that are being 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:18.920 used when you're on top, so we have to develop them. 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:21.040 We just talked about writing real quick, because I don't 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:22.960 need to have it in for you to talk about writing, 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:25.640 but one of my favorite things I need to know 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:27.800 that because I just rode again from you. We were 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:30.240 just saying that hurts, like because I always feel like 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:31.840 it doesn't matter if you're in shape or not like that, 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:36.160 it's your hip flexus. Your hip flexus, I feel like, 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:37.920 get to my legs. I feel like like calves or something. 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.960 Do I not? Maybe I mean think about that's that 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:44.840 machine you go in the gym, but think about it too, 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:48.000 Like you don't sit in that position often at all. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.080 And we sit down most of the time, so like 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:52.760 I feel like I do on my squatty party. Yeah, 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.640 like we we sit down so much like our our 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:57.800 hip muscles and our leg muscles get tight and they 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:01.520 get weakened like we are. We pretty much lip sedentary lifestyles. 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:03.840 So so how do I make like how do you 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:08.200 every day? That's it stretching, not like not squats or something, 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:13.880 stretch me squats, any type of like leg lifts or kickbacks, 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:17.040 any type of lower body exercise will work for it. 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:20.360 But I teach a class specifically that targets the muscles 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.960 that you use during riding, and it kind of like 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.720 simulates it. It's like a mixture of twerking and like 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:30.240 hip rolling, but literally it's you doing it full out 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:33.200 for like at least three minutes at a time per song. 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:41.800 How many people pass out? Not many. It's it's challenged, 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:43.960 especially when I'm kind of lazy, like I could suck 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:48.440 a dick and don't get tired as much as Okay, 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:50.240 well I didn't work, so I'll just play on my 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:53.360 stomach now, just workout, especially when like you know, if 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:55.720 you have really wet pussy in and like his size, 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:57.720 like he keeps sleeping now a little bit, like you 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:01.080 gotta really adjust it. It's I don't think men realize 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:03.720 how much be going on through our minds when we're 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:06.679 trying to not only please ourselves, but please them, Like, 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.160 aside from not dying with a dick down my throat, 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:11.199 it's like when I'm fine and the city it's not 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:14.639 a job for nothing. When I'm finally taking it, it's like, Okay, 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:16.840 does this feel good for him? And then apparently there's 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:18.879 a grinding thing that a lot of females do when 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:21.840 they're on dicks that don't feel good for me about that, like, oh, 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:25.960 we don't love because the it's supposed to be a stroke, 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:28.639 just like how he strokes you, So the vagina is 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:32.359 supposed to slide on and off the dick. And if 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:35.680 you're just sitting there grinding, if he's deep and you're 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:38.680 grinding and there's still some like movement in there, like 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:40.840 a little swirl, it could feel good. But for the 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:43.440 most part though, because most women are just sitting there 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:46.800 scooting school in their clips on his tail best and 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:51.080 he's like person. But I feel like, I mean, we 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:55.000 do enough, look and I could, like you could take some. 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:58.960 I feel like there's so much pressure put on people 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:02.600 in general for what is supposed to be done. But really, 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:04.840 if you never want to ride dick ever in your life, 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:08.239 you don't have to listen for the three years, right, 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:12.560 exactly three and you can't believe all you do well 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:14.720 God damn, but I mean I haven't asked. That's why 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:16.960 they like to behind me. I was gonna say, when 0:18:16.960 --> 0:18:20.920 you have asked, don't matter however, being on the skin, 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:26.239 your side, my hands, and yeah, you're doing when you 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:28.520 had when you are a thick girl. Like there are 0:18:28.560 --> 0:18:31.680 things that can substitute for riding on top, because for 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:33.840 most guys, if you're thinking you get on top, it's 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:35.720 a wrap there. Like I want to have controls and 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:38.080 then get behind you. But even then, like you can't 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:39.879 even really throw it back that much because if you 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.199 start throwing it back, depending on the guy, he'd be 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:46.160 like whoa, whoa too much? Okay, then I'll just can't back. Well, 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:51.720 I this was I appreciate that we were riding dick. Um, 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:54.600 I guess intro that we just had. We normally start 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:56.159 with icebreakers, and I did want to get into these 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:58.359 icebreakers because they kind of I picked them because they 0:18:58.400 --> 0:18:59.840 kind of relate to what you do as well. Okay, 0:18:59.880 --> 0:19:01.679 so the first one is gonna get into kind of 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:04.439 what you do. Um, so it's would you rather be 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:07.480 able to speak every language and lose the ability to 0:19:07.520 --> 0:19:10.600 write or write in every language and lose the ability 0:19:10.600 --> 0:19:13.479 to speak. And I know you do you speak second, right, 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:17.520 So you would rather lose the ability to write. Oh, 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:19.399 you would rather write in every language and lose the 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:22.840 ability to speak. So you're better with your writing than speaking, 0:19:23.000 --> 0:19:26.359 great with both. But like writing is so therapeuty for me, 0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:29.240 I would just say about to be a mute and 0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:31.520 just be able to Yeah, I love our love writing. 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:33.200 I mean most of my career is writing. Like I 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:36.960 run a blog, I write for cashious life. I mean, 0:19:37.160 --> 0:19:38.359 I mean it's gonna be a lot harder to have 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:40.080 a job if you can't write. Then if you could 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:42.760 just yeah, because like literally for the government, most of 0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:47.520 my jobs exactly unless you dictate it. I mean you 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:52.480 can just put on the microphone and then okay, okay. 0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:55.200 So here's the second one. Would you rather increase your 0:19:55.320 --> 0:20:00.640 level of sexual romance or your sexual experimentation? Um, sexual sperimentation? 0:20:01.200 --> 0:20:06.040 So you would rather increase that because I think we're 0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:07.959 all the things personal though maybe she's already got such 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:10.320 a good romance level, like going on, Yeah, I mean 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:12.560 romance is really what you make it, and everybody gives 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:15.640 romance all the meaning it has, Like giving flowers could 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:18.199 be romantic to some people but not to others, Like 0:20:18.280 --> 0:20:21.080 some women women might not think that, you know, receiving 0:20:21.080 --> 0:20:24.080 flowers is romantic. So I would rather experiment with sex 0:20:24.720 --> 0:20:28.639 over you know, the whole romantic with you being a 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:31.840 sex educator and helping people through the bedroom, is there 0:20:31.880 --> 0:20:36.399 anything left for you to experience a people? There's a 0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:40.160 whole They ask us that a lot, a lot, especially 0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:41.960 if you go on to B D S, M and kink. 0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:44.239