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Speaker 1: This week on crime List, we venture forth in search

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Speaker 4: It's nice Welcome back to crime Lists, the podcast that

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Speaker 1: World dumbest criminals. I'm Josh Dean.

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Speaker 3: And I am Rory Scoppel.

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Speaker 1: I see our work here on crime Lists as a

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Speaker 1: think over time we will come to understand our dimmest

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Speaker 1: He's like, let me on, here's all these little things

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Speaker 3: And here's how that works.

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Speaker 1: Rich people like Bill Gates or Warren Buffett could invest

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Speaker 1: So I guess it's not a crime to consider yourself

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Speaker 3: And they're like, look, it's the sunrise thing. I can't

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Speaker 3: But there is no there I know, but he but no,

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, but we're not the only suckers out there. Rory,

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Speaker 3: You can't even google. So do you think this is

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Speaker 2: This is Kurrs.

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Speaker 3: I love this story so much.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't love the things that he did.

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Speaker 1: It's literally as though they work in all of these

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Speaker 1: then divorcing New York, New Jersey, representatives from the United

435
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Speaker 1: States of Kylossa pack their bags for Geneva, Switzerland. Here

436
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Speaker 1: we go, they're going to visit an office of the

437
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 1: United Nations. This is like when people say, like, if

438
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 1: you act like you're supposed to be there, you can

439
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 1: kind of walk into any concert.

440
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 3: And you and I, we don't have the confidence to

441
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 3: do that. We did not this guy. This guy could

442
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 3: see any band he wants on any day.

443
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 1: But except of course, the god Man can't go himself.

444
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: So he's got to send envoys on account of the

445
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 1: whole rape and abduction charges, and we don't totally know

446
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 1: where god Man is hanging out, so he's sending his

447
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 1: people to the UN. He sent his main lady of Egypria,

448
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: the same woman we saw in Newark, so she's like

449
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: the envoy and a few other followers, and they brought

450
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 1: a cardboard cutout of the Swami.

451
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 3: Yeah to the meetings. Yep, that's I mean, that's not

452
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 3: a bad move. That's good for photos.

453
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: It's more parks and rec every day, Like like, I

454
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 1: love the scene of them in a table, even a

455
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 1: writer's room for parks and rec is like, nah, we

456
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 1: want to keep it a little grounded. So it's like

457
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:01,239
Speaker 1: you and people colossa people cardboard cutout, Yeah, which, by

458
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 1: the way, doesn't fit in a bag.

459
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 3: How do you get that on a plane? I was

460
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,400
Speaker 3: about to say, is do you have to buy a seat?

461
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 3: So VJ.

462
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,679
Speaker 1: Pria speaks at two UN committee meetings, one on how

463
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 1: women are represented in decision making systems, like so this

464
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 1: is like some legit stuff, and another unsustainable development. So

465
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: they're really in on like we're gonna we're a nation

466
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: of like and these are important subjects that we take

467
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 1: seriously in Kuylossa. According to UN spokesperson, her contributions made

468
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 1: at the meetings weren't relevant and would be scrapped from consideration,

469
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: which makes you wonder why they agreed to the meetings

470
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Speaker 1: in the first place.

471
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Speaker 3: Exactly, I knew this would be a waste of time.

472
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Speaker 3: That's why I agreed to do it.

473
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Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean I think we can make a

474
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Speaker 1: case that most meetings are pointless at all times. Yeah,

475
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 1: but this one, this is what in particular, Maybe I

476
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,120
Speaker 1: should have known when they showed up with the cardboard cutout, yeah.

477
00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 3: That these were goofy clowns coming down, But it actually.

478
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 1: Appears they were there really for another reason. Photo ops. Yes,

479
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: the Kylossa representative is posed with ambassadors and staff from Egypt,

480
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 1: United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Lebanon, Lithuania, and more. It's unclear

481
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 1: if the staffers knew exactly who they were talking to,

482
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 1: and a few of them didn't even seem to realize

483
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: they were in pictures, or that these photos would soon

484
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 1: appear on a fake country's website as evidence that it

485
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: wasn't bullshit. Not a bad move. That's pretty smart move

486
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Speaker 1: on their part. It is you're like, I mean, how

487
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: can we be fake? Here's me and the ambassador of Lithuania.

488
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah.

489
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Speaker 1: A spokeswoman spokesperson for Lithuania's mission to the UN confirmed

490
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Speaker 1: that someone from the Baltic Republic did quote listen to

491
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Speaker 1: their concerns, but since the meeting did not take place

492
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Speaker 1: with the official representative of Lithuania, it does not represent

493
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: any national position on Kylosa love the like hair splitting

494
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 1: and like excuse making that happens afterwards.

495
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 3: I know that's a good back pedal.

496
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: You know, they could have saved money and just printed

497
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: cardboard cutouts of the other people and never flown anywhere.

498
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 1: One of my takeaways is that diplomacy is fucking weird,

499
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 1: Like how much like what is happening on a daily

500
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 1: basis at the Geneva office at the UN just.

501
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 3: Like the endless time for this.

502
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this is really very fun to talk

503
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: about some jokesters tricking government officials into legitimizing their fake island.

504
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: But I think we need to remember that underneath it all,

505
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: this is a religious cult. And recently Kylossa tried to

506
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: make some big and to me scary moves. In fact,

507
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: in April twenty twenty five, Bolivia officials arrested twenty people

508
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 1: from Kylosa. I love that we're still saying from Kylossa.

509
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 3: Even we are getting roped to do just completely giving

510
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 3: it some sort of justification for a real place.

511
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 1: So these people a arrested and accused of land trafficking.

512
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: They were attempting to negotiate one thousand year leases with

513
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,199
Speaker 1: indigenous groups in the Amazon YEP. The nerve of these

514
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: motherfuckers one thousand year leases with people who like legitimately,

515
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know if, like if the point of these

516
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: indigenous groups is probably not to be connected to the

517
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 1: modern world. So like talk about people that you could

518
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: take advantage of, like, yeah, we're from Kylossa. So the

519
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 1: Kylossans were deported from Bolivia, but not back to Kylossa,

520
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: because I should remind.

521
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 3: You that place does not fucking exist. Yeah, they were

522
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 3: on the plane. I don't even know where to go.

523
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 3: What's the airport code?

524
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 2: Again?

525
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: Kai, They're sent back to their actual home countries of India,

526
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 1: the United States, Sweden, and China. And where is our

527
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: guru Nitiananda? He's still on the run. Perhaps it's coming

528
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: to take over and rebrand a remote island near you.

529
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

530
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: And as for Mayor ros Baraka's Newark, after the whole

531
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: Sister City scam, his staff did a sort of internal audit,

532
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 1: and they learned that they shouldn't really be throwing stones

533
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: because Newark hadn't paid its dues to Sister Cities International,

534
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: the group that oversees the whole universe for fourteen years.

535
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: Oh now, I'm thrilled to report that Newark is out

536
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: of arrears and back in the good graces of Sister

537
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: Cities International. And not only that, they've joined hands with

538
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: two new sister cities, Oh Morant Beijamaica and chun Chi, Ecuador. Okay,

539
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: which I'm going to assume they googled before, And I'm

540
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 1: going to assume those are real, just because they involve

541
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: real words that describe real places. And that is the

542
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: story of kaylossa man a lot to take away there.

543
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 1: Coming up with a country and establishing it not as

544
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: hard as you would think. I think for a future

545
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 1: episode we should see we can get a meeting at

546
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: the UN office in Geneva though. Yes, let's send an email.

547
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: All right, it's time for our final segment.

548
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 3: Lane Game.

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00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: This week it's a crimeless man hunt. We're going to

550
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: choose our teams and go in search of the Swami. Yes,

551
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: whoever finds first gets fifty dollars in TU points and

552
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: to be the official crime less ambassador to Kailasa. Ugh,

553
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: I love a ware in the world. Is Carmen san

554
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,239
Speaker 1: Diego style. I'm Klaine game kidding. There'll be no man

555
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: hunt this week. I think that's illegal.

556
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 3: Lane, What are we doing? So?

557
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 2: Today we learned about Nthianda, a self proclaimed god man,

558
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 2: a spiritual healer with a cult like following, And today

559
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 2: I want to ask you about dog Man, the twenty

560
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 2: twenty five animated film from dream Works.

561
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, just like a slight mix up of the letters.

562
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you guys see this movie or hear about it.

563
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 3: I know of it.

564
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: One of my kids loves dog Man, which does not

565
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: mean that I've paid any attention to the books while

566
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: reading them at night, disassociating from the words.

567
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 2: Okay, so you have an upper hand.

568
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 3: So not god Man, dog Man.

569
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Speaker 2: Dog Man the twenty twenty five animated film. Okay, yep,

570
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 2: so dog Man star is a hero. You guess it.

571
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 2: Who is half dog half man? How is dog Man born?

572
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 3: Oh God, I don't want to say beast reality. That's

573
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 3: why we're in seventeen. I don't know. I don't know that.

574
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 3: I don't know much about dog Man.

575
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: Either the dog or the person died. I think there

576
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: was a surgery involved. I feel like this is a

577
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: Frankenstein situation.

578
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 3: Am I right? Yeah, you're right.

579
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 2: There's a surgery involved. The villainous orange cat pd UH

580
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: plants a bomb and then the fame cop officer Knight

581
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 2: and his dog Greg diffuse the bomb, but the wire

582
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 2: explodes and they both get very injured. So two females.

583
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Speaker 2: I don't know why they specify female surgeons, it feels

584
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 2: a little yeah, but two surgeons save the officer and

585
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: the dog, but they stitch them together to create dog Man,

586
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 2: dog Man.

587
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 3: That's right, Okay, one for the right. This does sound

588
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 3: like children's cartoon. Okay, got yeah? Uh so.

589
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 2: The first act of the film parallels the plot of

590
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 2: this nineteen eighty seven be starring Peter Weller, in which

591
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 2: the title character must come to terms with his new

592
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 2: identity while morning his past.

593
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 3: You know, no, I don't, I do I know? I

594
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 3: got this one. It's RoboCop.

595
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: It is.

596
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 3: You guys didn't give me a chance. I didn't actually

597
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 3: get a chance.

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00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 2: Okay. Question three. Dog Man's arge nemesis is Pete, an

599
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 2: orange tabby self proclaimed the world's most evilst cat, who

600
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 2: voices Pete in the film.

601
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm let's say Seth Rogan. I'm gonna go Tom

602
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 3: Selleck very timely guest.

603
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 2: Very timely. H No, sorry, it was Pete Davidson.

604
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 3: Should have been Tom Sellick.

605
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: In the film, Pete steals the body of an evil

606
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 2: fish named Flippy voiced by Ricky Gervais. What special power

607
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 2: does Flippy possess?

608
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 3: He can make the sun come Okay, probably not that.

609
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 3: It's probably not that a super power. I'm gonna go.

610
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 3: He can fly. I was gonna say he can fly

611
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 3: teleport just so we have different answers.

612
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 2: Rory was closer. It's Telekinesis.

613
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 3: Oh ah, how you get a half point?

614
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 2: Half point?

615
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: I get a half point for Tella. Yeah, had you

616
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: said telephone, we'd be tied.

617
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 2: Dog Man is based on author Dave Pilke's children's graphic

618
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 2: novel of the same name. It is a spinoff and

619
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Speaker 2: a story within a story of his most famous series.

620
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 2: What is that series?

621
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 3: I know this one too.

622
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: This is not fair because I, unlike Rory, would be

623
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: kicking my ass in the bluey quiz. I have an

624
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: unfair advantage here because this is Captain Underpants.

625
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right.

626
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: I was going to say Captain Underpants, but I was like,

627
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm racking up too many points here.

628
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 3: I got a fullback.

629
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 2: This next one Rory might get because it's Marva film

630
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 2: industry question right now. Dog Man is ranked fifth in

631
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 2: the top grossing films domestically from twenty twenty five. I

632
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 2: name the top four from this year.

633
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we.

634
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: Should say this is being recorded in May, early May,

635
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: so this will be yeah, the first almost first half

636
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: of the year of.

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00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty five. God, I don't follow anything. I don't know.

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00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 2: I'm really depressing.

639
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 3: That was so sad.

640
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: That was very sad the way you said that, because

641
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: I feel like I should know it. Something just I

642
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: don't go to the movies. Something just came out that is.

643
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 3: Like people are very excited about. It's true, people are

644
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 3: very excited about and I'm blanking.

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00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: Two things have recently come out that people are very

646
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Speaker 1: excited about. One of those things is for kids, which

647
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Speaker 1: is the number one answer A big kids movie.

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00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 3: Minecraft is number one. Minecraft. That's what I was thinking.

649
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: Jack Black, sin well, do I have to get him

650
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: in order? Sinners is definitely somewhere.

651
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 2: Theres Sinators is Minecraft is first, Sinators is number three.

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Speaker 3: There was a Captain America movie that's number two. Look

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Speaker 3: at that, Oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, Captain America Brave New World. And then number four

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Speaker 2: might be tough because I was surprised about this one.

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Speaker 1: My dinner with onre reducts. No, No, you're between Tom

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Speaker 1: Selleck and that you like. This guy is a Hollywood insider.

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Speaker 1: I just love someone putting the money up. I think

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Speaker 1: it's time we bring back by these remakes. These remakes

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Speaker 1: are working. Can I even name one more movie that's

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Speaker 1: come out in twenty that I may have named. The

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Speaker 1: only movies that I can name from twenty two.

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Speaker 3: I can't at all.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you hint. It's a Disney movie that they

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Speaker 2: kind of they're they're going back to the well.

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Speaker 1: Oh it was the one that flopped. Oh not Sleeping Beauty.

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Speaker 3: No, Moana too.

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Speaker 2: No, but that's a good answer. It's Moufassa at the

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Speaker 2: Lion Kings. Snow White was number six, Moana was number Moana.

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Speaker 2: The second was number eight.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay.

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Speaker 2: The dog part of dog Man is what breed of dog? Oh?

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Speaker 3: I don't know this. Just guess a breed right Cocker Spaniel.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying, is it a beagle?

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Speaker 2: You guys are both wrongs. It's a Golden Retriever.

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Speaker 1: Come that is the most If we were ranking the

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Speaker 1: most human like breeds, Golden Retriever would be number one.

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Speaker 3: But Golden Retriever should have been the I can't believe

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Speaker 3: I didn't guess that.

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Speaker 2: And that's that's doc Man, god.

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Speaker 3: Man, doc Man, god Man. We can tell you the scores,

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Speaker 3: but I'm you one. I'm pretty sure it was unfair.

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Speaker 1: Crimeless is a production of SmartLess Media, Campsite Media, and

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Speaker 1: by Rory Scobel and me Josh Dean. Our senior producer

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Speaker 1: episode was written by Lane Rose and Josh Dean. We're

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