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Speaker 1: I do enjoy it dry, and this is dry.

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Speaker 2: It's one more.

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Speaker 1: Thing I'm strong drive, but it's also very very wet.

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Speaker 1: It's restrained.

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Speaker 2: Get broad before we get to this thing we came

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Speaker 2: across on the Twitter machine. Have you noticed this ad?

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Speaker 2: I saw it playing during FC and NFC Championship game.

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Speaker 2: I assume it's going to be on the Super Bowl.

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Speaker 2: Whoever's behind buying TikTok ads has got to be evil,

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Speaker 2: don't they? I mean, is it the Chinese Communist Party

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Speaker 2: buying TikTok ads?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: During essentially, yeah, during our most watched TV shows in America?

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Speaker 2: Have you seen the nun talk ad? Very clever? The

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Speaker 2: Chinese are clever man. So while TikTok's getting beaten up

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Speaker 2: for being woke and kids with their dancing and their

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Speaker 2: sex and their drugs and blah blah blah, the people

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Speaker 2: behind TikTok, which again have to be in league with

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Speaker 2: the communist cheesy Chinese Party, think they got a nun

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Speaker 2: on there talking about how she's been spreading the word

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Speaker 2: about Jesus and the importance of going into the convent

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Speaker 2: and people call it none talk and she's never had

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Speaker 2: more success and makes it to try to get people.

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Speaker 2: I guess like my parents think, Oh I kind of

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Speaker 2: heard about TikTok, but it sounds kind of nice.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They have a series of those ads, including a cancer doctor.

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Speaker 1: We've used TikTok to help people recognize the early signs

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Speaker 1: of cancer so we can save their lives.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: By the way, also on TikTok, where doctrinating your children

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Speaker 1: to hate America?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, on the flip side of that ad, they should

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Speaker 4: ask how many people have actually seen those particular accounts

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Speaker 4: come across their algorithm, because I guarantee you, unless you

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Speaker 4: look for them, they don't just pop up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you're seeking out nuns preaching the gospel, you're

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Speaker 2: probably going to get some sort of anti Israel Uh

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Speaker 2: have sex with me, booty call sort of TikTok going.

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Speaker 4: I go on TikTok all the time. I don't look

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Speaker 4: for that stuff and it just pops up in my algorithm.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty clever though, by the TikTok people to

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Speaker 2: during these really highly watched football games for people out

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Speaker 2: there aren't kind of where this is what's on TikTok?

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Speaker 2: Nuns spreading the gospel?

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Speaker 1: What are you against saving people? From the ravages of cancer. Wow,

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Speaker 1: weird TikTok.

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Speaker 2: That is disturbing.

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Speaker 1: So some news from rural America, then some humor. The

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Speaker 1: news is this radio station owner sent his landscape crew

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Speaker 1: out to clear his tower site, two hundred foot radio tower.

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Speaker 1: This is in rural Alabama. And the landscaping crew got

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Speaker 1: there and said, hey, what happened to the tower? Tower's gone.

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Speaker 1: Some crew of thieves came in stole all of the

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Speaker 1: transmitting equipment and the two hundred foot steel radio tower,

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Speaker 1: and now the owner and the coppers are trying to

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Speaker 1: figure out, Uh, who did this and how.

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Speaker 2: Now that reminds me. I've told this story many times.

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Speaker 2: My first boss, who was a nut, my first radio job,

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Speaker 2: Buck Rogers. I don't know if he's still alive or

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Speaker 2: where he is now. Uh had the voice of God. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: he hired me and then gives me this speech. Look, Jack,

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Speaker 2: let me just tell you this. Don't Nickolan die me,

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Speaker 2: don't steal from me. Don't nicklan dimy you steal the transmitter.

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Speaker 2: I'll applaud, but don't Nicklin die me. Okay, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I've run into guys like that. Got to be the

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Speaker 2: hard ass.

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Speaker 1: Got to be the tough guy, all right, I wasn't transmitter.

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Speaker 2: I'll applaud what, but don't nickolan, dimy. You're paying me

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Speaker 2: six hundred dollars a month if I don't steal toner

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Speaker 2: from the copy machine or something. I don't think I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna be able to eat.

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Speaker 1: That's beautiful. So the radio station owner wants the thieves

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Speaker 1: to know this is a federal offence. You can go

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Speaker 1: to jail for a very long time, so quit stealing

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Speaker 1: my tower. It is difficult to imagine how that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they cut the wires that you know, you've all seen

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Speaker 1: the what do they call them guy wires whatever, and

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Speaker 1: dismantled and stole a two hundred foot tower. How long

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Speaker 1: would that take? And how long were they off the air?

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Speaker 1: It had to be like an automated radio station, all right,

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Speaker 1: where it's all syndicated programming whatever, and right.

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Speaker 4: I'm wondering how long it had been since anyone had

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Speaker 4: been up there to notice that this thing was gone?

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Speaker 4: Or was this like a quick.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, this is bizarre.

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Speaker 1: How long did it take?

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Speaker 2: Here's my other good story about the tower at our

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Speaker 2: dinky little radio station. When I got hired and he said, look,

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Speaker 2: don't nickel and dime me. There was a light out

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Speaker 2: at the top of the tower, which this radio station

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Speaker 2: was out in the country where the transmitter and the tower,

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Speaker 2: where the tower was right next to like I could

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Speaker 2: was it was right there anyway, So the light was

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Speaker 2: out at the top, and he hired this guy who's

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Speaker 2: his job was he would go to the top of

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Speaker 2: radio tires and replace the lights. Anyway, this Mexican guy

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Speaker 2: who didn't speak any any English, and I, because I'm

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Speaker 2: a degenerate alcoholic, he gets there on like a Friday,

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Speaker 2: and he's got nothing to do. I say, hey, you

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Speaker 2: want to go out drinking? And he understood that enough,

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Speaker 2: so we go out and get hammered drunk. I mean

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Speaker 2: just hammered drunk. I'd never met the guy in my life.

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Speaker 2: He passes out of my couch, throws up on the floor,

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Speaker 2: I mean, just out of his mind drunk. I think

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Speaker 2: I had to carry him from the car into the house. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: The next day that hungover, he strapped on the equipment

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Speaker 2: and went to the top of that tower, which looked crazy, dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh my gosh, not on my best day.

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Speaker 2: He couldn't even hardly walk, but he went up to

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Speaker 2: the top of that thing and replace the light bulb

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Speaker 2: and came back down.

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Speaker 1: Final note on this sort of thing charming stories from

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Speaker 1: our radio infant hood. My first gig, I had to

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Speaker 1: sign on the radio station in the morning. It was

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Speaker 1: a station that turns off at night, literally at whatever

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Speaker 1: time it was. You play the national anthem, then you

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Speaker 1: turn off the transmitter. Then it was my job to

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Speaker 1: whe or hungover for whatever reason, not only did my

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Speaker 1: turn on the radio. Is the entire audience probably fingers

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Speaker 1: one hand. But I had to notify the federal government

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Speaker 1: that I slept. Geez had to go on the logs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I worked at a couple of radio stations like that.

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Speaker 2: It was there was nothing on until I got there

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Speaker 2: and turned it on, and then I woked.

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Speaker 1: Like anybody gave a fly in f honestly, but they

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Speaker 2: And then I worked at a sunrise sundown radio station,

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Speaker 2: so it would go on at sunrise, which changes daily,

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Speaker 2: and it would turn off at sundown. So in the

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Speaker 2: winter I got, I would turn off the radio station

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Speaker 2: at five point fifteen. In the summer, I wouldn't turn

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Speaker 2: off the radio station at late thirty. What a weird

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Speaker 2: way to do things. That was play the national anthem

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Speaker 2: there and turn the key and walk out the door.

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Speaker 2: Hey look, you steal the transmitter all applod wow like that?

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Speaker 1: What an ass?

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Speaker 2: So this next thing, I don't I didn't know anything

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Speaker 2: about this, and I enjoyed it more so. I don't

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Speaker 2: think it ought to have any setup, do you think?

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Speaker 2: So let's just do it. Here we go?

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Speaker 3: How long? You're just called nice?

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Speaker 1: Spa was ready for court tomorrow?

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Speaker 3: Say, oh yeah, I ain't going. See I've been spending

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Speaker 3: the last six months booby trapping my entire five hundred acres.

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Speaker 3: I got snake pitch rolling logs, bear traps, I got

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Speaker 3: some straight up Indiana Jones shit. I got a fucking

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Speaker 3: boulder that'll fall down when you open my front door.

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Speaker 3: I got about one hundred and twenty coyotes that I

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Speaker 3: trained to bite anything with their crew.

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Speaker 2: Cut in a fucking badge.

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Speaker 3: I flew an old Vietnamese man out here and he

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Speaker 3: helped me dig about twelve miles.

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Speaker 2: Worth of the underground tunnels.

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Speaker 1: I had four hundred and fifty cameras.

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Speaker 3: I've rigged the solar panels all around this motherfucker. I

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Speaker 3: got a Bengal tighter that locked in my bathroom. We

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Speaker 3: can fucking kill for report shop right now.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's surprisingly easy to teach a raccoon how

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Speaker 5: to loosen ugnuts and cut brake lines. I rather live

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Speaker 5: the rest of my life in the woods, living off

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Speaker 5: fucking wild ginsen creak water, and then go to fucking

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Speaker 5: jail one more time. I even try to bring no

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Speaker 5: helicopters down here, neither, Like.

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Speaker 3: I ain't got a whole fucking coop full of pigeons

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Speaker 3: with Sea four tied around your feets.

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Speaker 1: Got a bunch of PVCA.

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Speaker 3: Pop put with gunpowder and ball barons, and a bad

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Speaker 3: boone who's daily accurate with the nail gun. There you go.

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Speaker 1: That was my favorite part, the baboon.

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Speaker 2: He's got a whole bunch of pigeons with C four

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Speaker 2: tied to their feets. Their feats, I ain't going to jail.

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Speaker 2: That's the sort of thing you get on TikTok that

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Speaker 2: and nuns telling you how to find.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, communist, and doctrination. Those three things.

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Speaker 2: Don't nickel and dime. He guys, well, I guess that's it.