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Speaker 1: Just don't be a dusky because right now you want

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Speaker 1: it's time for dunkey of the day. So if we

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Speaker 1: ever feel I need to be a done, I had

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Speaker 1: become donkey of the day. Practice bitch, yes, dunk here

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Speaker 1: today for Wednesday, February, first first day of Black History Month,

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Speaker 1: goes to a young man whose name has not been released.

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Speaker 1: And that's honestly for the best, well at least for him,

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Speaker 1: because this guy did something that will be pinned on

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Speaker 1: him forever if we ever find his name. I want

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Speaker 1: to first say this is a public service announcement, you know,

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Speaker 1: a call to action if you will, we have to

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Speaker 1: find this individual because he is indeed a shoplifter. Don't

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Speaker 1: know if he's a bitual offender. But as we learn

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Speaker 1: from the Amazing Spider Man, if you don't stop someone

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Speaker 1: after they commit what you think is a petty crime,

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Speaker 1: they will go on to do something even more diabolical.

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Speaker 1: In some cases, Rest in peace to Uncle Ben. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if Peter Parker could have just gotten out of his

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Speaker 1: feelings and stop that robber after he robbed the wrestling promoter,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Ben would still be alive today. But we learned

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Speaker 1: from that situation that with great power comes in West Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: Salute the Circus of books. Truffle on the clue's bombs

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Speaker 1: for Circus of books. I want justice for you all.

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Speaker 1: This case is not getting the news coverage it deserves.

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Speaker 1: I saw TMZ coverage. I saw the surveillance footage on

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Speaker 1: TMZ Actlee, and the surveillance footage shows a grown man

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Speaker 1: walking into this famed adult sex store and attempting to

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Speaker 1: steal a Dialdo now listen. I see how you perked

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Speaker 1: up veryby not listen. I know times are heart Okay,

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Speaker 1: people are desperate, all right, Folks are doing what they

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Speaker 1: need to do to survive. I don't know what this

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Speaker 1: man's situation is at home. Maybe he suffers from a

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Speaker 1: rectile dysfunction and he's looking for ways to please this woman.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he's in the closet and scared to go out

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Speaker 1: here and get the real things, but he needs a

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Speaker 1: little something something for himself. I don't know this man's situation.

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Speaker 1: I just know this man attempted to do a five

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Speaker 1: fingered discount on a dildough. Who are we to judge? Okay, now,

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Speaker 1: what is the reason this man is getting dunky? It

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Speaker 1: ain't in Uncle Charlot Hunt. Well, we all know dial

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Speaker 1: does come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. If you

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Speaker 1: was to attempt to shoplift the deal though, you probably

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Speaker 1: want to get something between five and seven inches. Envy,

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Speaker 1: you've been rumored to like nine and a half. That's

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Speaker 1: big boy status though, right. But the thing about those

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Speaker 1: deal doughs, you could probably get that off before it

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Speaker 1: gets you off. If you take something that size, right,

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Speaker 1: you can get that out of the store easily. The

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Speaker 1: problem with this guy, and the reason he's getting dunky

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Speaker 1: of today, is this man attempted to shoplift a thirty

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Speaker 1: inch deal dough. I'm not making this up. Go to TMZ.

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Speaker 1: Look at the surveillance with it. It It wasn't just it

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Speaker 1: wasn't just thirty inches as it was thirty point seven

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Speaker 1: inches in length. It was about two feet wide and

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Speaker 1: eleven inches at the base. Looked like it weighed about

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Speaker 1: it between thirty and forty pounds. It was huge. There's

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Speaker 1: only two animals alive that got something bigger than that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: trust me, I googled all right on this computer you

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Speaker 1: will see animals with the biggest penis is. I researched

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Speaker 1: it this morning. The biggest penis in the animal came

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Speaker 1: to is a blue whale penis. That penis could be

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Speaker 1: between eight to ten feet long. If you're wondering what

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Speaker 1: land animal, it's the elephant six feet long. So just

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Speaker 1: think of that, and then think of this thirty inch

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Speaker 1: deal though two feet wide elevetages at the base, and

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Speaker 1: think about how crazy this guy looks trying to shoplift

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Speaker 1: this out of circus of books in West Hollywood. It

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Speaker 1: also retails for seven hundred dollars. Okay, I just want

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Speaker 1: to know who are what this was for? Okay if

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Speaker 1: this man dating she Hulk, are her cousin, Bruce Banner.

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Speaker 1: Now you got to go watch the video because the

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Speaker 1: cashier actually goes after this man. I mean, as soon

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Speaker 1: as they noticed the penis high schooling down, the cashier

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Speaker 1: goes after him, and then the video cuts back to

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Speaker 1: the cashier carrying the thirty inch deal though on his shoulder. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now this shoplifter took the expression go big or go

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Speaker 1: home way too literal. But we have to find this man, Okay.

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Speaker 1: We cannot have this man running up from sex doors

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Speaker 1: stealing sex toys. Okay, So if you know who this

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Speaker 1: man is, please contact slong Swiper dot com. All right,

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Speaker 1: and in the meantime, just give him the sweet sounds

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Speaker 1: and the Hamletones. Oh, now you are the do gee

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Speaker 1: of the day, the do gee oh the day. Ye

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Speaker 1: times a hard out here, guys and gals. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: don't play a game hard, no puny tip, all right,

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Speaker 1: had to go ahead, you game. I guess we could

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Speaker 1: play a game. Let's play a game of guess what

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Speaker 1: race is? All right? All right, this young Manwood he

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Speaker 1: stole a thirty inch deal though thirty inches in length,

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Speaker 1: two feet wide, eleven inches at the base. Um, and

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Speaker 1: I want to note that it was a white don't

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Speaker 1: count there was a white deal though, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Okay, but guess what race is? Definitely think

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Speaker 1: he's white? Am I? Right? Hold on? Hold on, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you about the deal though, band in a second, Yes,

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Speaker 1: give us the clues. Thirty point seven is deal though

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Speaker 1: in length two feet wide, eleven inches at the base.

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Speaker 1: Looked like it weighed about thirty to forty pounds. Tried

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Speaker 1: to steal it from West Hollywood. Guess what race it is? Black?

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Speaker 1: Whoa damn? Why would you ever say such? Because if

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Speaker 1: he's in a store, and they're watching him already he's black.

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Speaker 1: Whoa kind of hard not to watch a guy walking

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Speaker 1: with a big deal doing his shoulder and this is

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Speaker 1: a little different. They had to be walking, yeah, they

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Speaker 1: had to be look looking at him. And he's in

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Speaker 1: the store. He's having the black people when they in store,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna follow you. You know, you gotta be strong

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Speaker 1: enough to carry that deal though out. So I'm going black.

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Speaker 1: You know you didn't just call all white men weak terrible.

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Speaker 1: Damn we shoulder, right, we shoulder. White man's talk shoulder

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Speaker 1: whites NB. Your wrong. Evan is white right? White Westwood

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Speaker 1: surveillance video. It is hilarious. All right, all right, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for that. Donkey of the day. Yes, Donkey

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Speaker 1: to Day is brought to you by the law office

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Speaker 1: of Michael s Lam and Sauf. Don't be a donkey.

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Speaker 1: Dive pound two fifty on your cell and say the bull.

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Speaker 1: If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two

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Speaker 1: five bold from your cell and say the bull.