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Speaker 1: What do you mean you can't ride a bike? It's

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Speaker 1: one more thing. I'm strong Eddy, one more thing before

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Speaker 1: we get to that. Though. Hanson who sent this to us?

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Speaker 1: Does this Hanson? Hanson just sent this to me. I

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Speaker 1: guess this is exciting news from People magazine. All your

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Speaker 1: best news comes from People Magazine. Alec and Hilaria Baldwin

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Speaker 1: have announced a reality show featuring all seven of their kids.

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Speaker 1: We'll be inviting you into our home.

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Speaker 2: Why in the name of all that is holy would

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Speaker 2: he do that? Does he really need the money that badly?

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Speaker 1: They must catch just a.

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Speaker 2: Crazy ass lifestyle that burns through their money.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't need money. There's no way he needs money

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Speaker 1: after the thirty rock royalties and all his giant movies.

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Speaker 2: How desperate is his need to be famous? He is.

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Speaker 1: Politically drives me nuts. But he is hilarious. You gotta

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Speaker 1: pay legal fees. Oh he is gonna go to prison

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Speaker 1: for murder?

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Speaker 3: Maybe, oh yeah he shot somebody?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah right, Yeah, he's hilarious when he's hilarious when

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Speaker 1: he's not shooting people. Yeah. Boys.

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Speaker 2: The idea of hey, I've signed the whole family up

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Speaker 2: for a reality show. I think that that are going

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Speaker 2: to be caused for like a defense and spousal homicide.

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Speaker 2: You did what?

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Speaker 1: I was watching Glen Gary Glenn Ross the other night,

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Speaker 1: the movie and Alec Baldwin when he was skinny and

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Speaker 1: serious and uh, you know, hot young sex symbol guy.

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Speaker 1: He is so freaking good in that movie. But watching that,

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Speaker 1: you know, always be closing first prize, New Cadillac, second prize,

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Speaker 1: set of State Knives, third prize, You're fired. He is

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Speaker 1: so good in that, but to watch him and think

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Speaker 1: he's gonna be a fat comedian in a couple of

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Speaker 1: decades is really interesting.

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Speaker 4: Yes, uh, Katie, No, Alec Baldwin for me, I try

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Speaker 4: to not allow politics to, you know, get in the

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Speaker 4: way of like entertainment for me. Me too, listening to

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Speaker 4: him and knowing how he thinks has completely ruined him

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Speaker 4: for me.

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Speaker 3: I get zero joy out of Alec.

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Speaker 1: Ba I come across all the week, I come across

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Speaker 1: a thirty rock. I can still enjoy him. He is

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Speaker 1: so funny on that show. There's somebody else like that,

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Speaker 1: though that Their politics make me so angry. I can't

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Speaker 1: enjoy them anymore. Bruce Springsteen ruined himself for me. I

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Speaker 1: just I can't take it. That's a tough one. That's

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Speaker 4: One of my favorite bands in the world is Green

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Speaker 1: That might be the perfect one. My youngest loves Green

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Speaker 1: Day and Jam's Green Day all the time, and all

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Speaker 1: I can think of him is him saying various things. Whatever,

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Speaker 1: you idiot.

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Speaker 3: Yep, great music, Keep your mouth shut.

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Speaker 1: Alec and Hilario Baldwin. So you got that whole angle

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Speaker 1: of it that her name is what Hillary? She's from Boston,

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Speaker 1: but she claims she's She told Alec I think married

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Speaker 1: her thinking she was Italian or Spanish or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Hularious slice the how you say, cucumber, you're an American?

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Speaker 3: I do a lot about that.

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Speaker 1: Yes, is that gonna be? You're prominently in their show.

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Speaker 1: And then you're right about so not only being in Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't realize I don't want my kid to be

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Speaker 1: in show business. He's gonna put seven of his kids

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Speaker 1: in show business basically by being on a reality show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's child's abuse.

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Speaker 1: It really is for the money, for the enjoyment, for

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Speaker 1: the news. That's a good question. I can't imagine why

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Speaker 2: There's been plenty written on the topic of all kids

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Speaker 2: want to be famous now right, even more than like rich,

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Speaker 2: They just want to be famous. If there was any

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Speaker 2: you know, logic, wisdom, sanity in the world, people would

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Speaker 2: look at fame as the highly unfortunate byproduct of success

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Speaker 2: in certain fields. It'd be like black lung is for

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Speaker 2: People don't understand what fame is.

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Speaker 1: It's terrible, nothing good.

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Speaker 4: No, that would be a great use of AI is

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Speaker 4: to be able to simulate fame for like a day

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Speaker 4: and let them live through that to change their.

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Speaker 2: What a cool idea.

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Speaker 1: So I'll probably watch at least in episode or two

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Speaker 1: of the Alec Baldwin Hilario Baldwin shown report back. I

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Speaker 1: This is out of Great Britain. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: different because our cultures are pretty similar. A quarter of

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Speaker 1: adults are unable to ride a bicycle well that seem high.

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Speaker 1: A new survey Reveals pulled twenty our two thousand Brits

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Speaker 2: These are all round the slightest idea.

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say, these are all the kids that

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Speaker 1: You didn't push your kid to ride a bike.

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Speaker 2: In my world, of course, growing up, it's it would

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Speaker 2: be unthinkable if somebody said, no, I can't ride a bike.

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Speaker 2: I would It would take a minute to comprehend it.

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Speaker 2: Have you tried. I mean it's not that hard. You

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Speaker 1: If there was one person in all of my social

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Speaker 3: That's how we all got around.

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Speaker 2: Well, percentage of people can't swim. I got that for

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Speaker 1: I know about you guys.

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Speaker 3: But I started with the training wheels, and then there

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Speaker 1: I waited way too long to take his training wheels off, apparently,

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Speaker 1: and he'd been wanting him off, and I just thought

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Speaker 2: Jack Armstrong snowplow parent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, troubling, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Take your calls, criticized Jack, Well, he was seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was heading off into the military, and I thought,

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Speaker 1: among those who can't ride a bike, twenty two percent

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Speaker 2: Trust me, it's not. If you're bouncing off the pavement

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Speaker 2: as an adult is a very different experience then when

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Speaker 1: Uh. But you have the desire to ride a bike?

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Speaker 1: Did you have the desire when you're younger? Then why

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Speaker 1: For crying out? I can't imagine. I've always thought that

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Speaker 2: I would you know how you can like have one

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Speaker 2: of scoot. Yeah, just do that and pick your foot

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Speaker 2: you start to go over, put your foot down, now

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Speaker 2: do that again. The average fifteen year old could learn

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Speaker 2: how to ride a bike in ten minutes like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I think too. The research also shed

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Speaker 1: light on other activities that Brits struggle with. Now, some

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Speaker 1: of these are dumb, only half of a BRIT's can rollerblade.

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine a life without rollerblade.

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Speaker 1: You can roller blade, but you can't ride a bike. Uh,

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Speaker 1: only twenty eight percent of Brits can swim, it says

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Speaker 1: only twenty eight can Right, they're.

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Speaker 2: Surrounded by water, it's an island.

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Speaker 1: Well, I just like I said, I'll bet these numbers

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Speaker 3: I don't understand how people can't swim.

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Speaker 1: I don't either.

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Speaker 2: I think maybe it has to do with the fact

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Speaker 4: But I've seen those horrific videos of people who are

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Speaker 4: in the process of drowning and then they be saved,

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Speaker 4: And I've never been able to wrap my mind around

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Speaker 4: how they can't run spread water, Like, what's the disc

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Speaker 2: You know, I complain a lot about the Internet and tech,

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Speaker 2: what percentage of Americans can swim? And it knows what

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Speaker 2: I'm trying. Let's see, apparently the Internet has hung out

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Speaker 2: with me when I'm drunk. It has learned has learned

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Speaker 3: Joe's drunk again?

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Speaker 2: What aler setage? Veric is dot? You think can swim?

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Speaker 2: According to our website, oh this is a Red Cross survey,

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Speaker 2: eighty percent report they can swim. In reality, only fifty

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Speaker 2: six percent can perform the five basic skills required for

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Speaker 1: What are the five basic skills? Does it list them?

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Speaker 2: I would guess it starts with not drowning?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, keeping your head above water. Seems like we really.

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Speaker 2: Have to read this and who has the time? No,

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Speaker 2: the Red Cross can't use my freaking location? What do

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Speaker 2: you need to know where I am for?

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Speaker 4: I go to Google agg and this article says the

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Speaker 4: six basic needs for sure, Let's left.

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Speaker 1: The one out.

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Speaker 2: Here's your water competency. According to the Red Cross, the

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Speaker 2: skills performed in a sequence include being able to step

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Speaker 2: or jump into water over your head, can return to

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Speaker 2: the surface, and float or tread water for one minute.

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Speaker 1: One minute.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, rotate in a full circle and find an exit.

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Speaker 2: Swim twenty five yards to that exit, and five exit

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Speaker 2: from the pool. If in a pool, be able to

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Speaker 2: exit without using the ladder. Okay, okay, that's that's all

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Speaker 2: legit for for swimming pool safety.

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Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, yeah, you ought to be able to get out. Uh,

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Speaker 1: this is back to riding a bike and then we'll

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Speaker 1: finish on this. Of those unable to ride a bike,

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Speaker 1: sixteen percent attributed their hesitance to fear of falling off

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Speaker 1: only sixteen percent. So you're not worried about falling off,

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Speaker 1: but you have another reason that you can't ride a bike.

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Speaker 1: The hell would that be? That's odd afraid.

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Speaker 6: It will explode. Yeah, I don't afraid I'll ride off

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Speaker 6: the edge of the earth. Fourteen percent admitted to feeling

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Speaker 6: too embarrassed to learn as an adult. Half believe they

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Speaker 6: lack the necessary skills.

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Speaker 4: Or there's the percentage of them that are from Lochland

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Speaker 4: and their bike got stolen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they don't have a well he oh for worry

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Speaker 2: Well, you know what, I have my new calling I'm

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Speaker 2: going to teach adults how to ride bikes.

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Speaker 1: This is my U.

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Speaker 2: This is my new purpose in life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you need a name something with P or.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, this is this

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Speaker 2: is my Bailey Wick right here.

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Speaker 5: Teaching adults to ride bikes is gonna be your your thing.

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Speaker 5: That's on hell of a dream, Joel. You'll ride around

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Speaker 5: the van and bike shirts and the helmet looking like

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Speaker 5: a mantis, finding adults who can't ride bikes and saving

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Speaker 5: them from that situation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll have the bike on top of the van

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Speaker 2: like I'm an exterminator. Yeah, yeah, this is this is

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Speaker 2: a beautiful I can see your TV ad.

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Speaker 1: You're standing there with your hands on your hips and

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Speaker 1: your bike shorts and your tight bike shirt and your helmet.

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Speaker 2: Are you and you're afraid to ride a bicycle? Come

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Speaker 2: down to pedals to glory, yes, wheels something.

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Speaker 1: And then the ad ends with you watching an adult

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Speaker 1: ride off for the first time, in tears streaming down

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Speaker 1: your cheeks because you're so happy that you taught it.

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Speaker 1: Yet another adult ride.

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Speaker 2: It's a little over the top, but this is the

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Speaker 2: age of hyperbole, so I think it's uh. This was

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Speaker 2: Homer Simpson riding a bike. I am in betable, in benable.

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Speaker 1: That's the way my motorcycle went the other day. Well,

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