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Speaker 2: I'm here, I see you, I know in person, live

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Speaker 3: This is so wonderful. Are you ready to start this?

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Speaker 3: I'm so ready to laugh and laugh in law.

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Speaker 1: Here it is. They stole her driveway, Yes they did.

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Speaker 2: Well, park your butts right in their seats and listen

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Speaker 2: to this little episode of the podcast known as Bananas

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Speaker 2: Still World. Would you mind josillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you Bana Baby?

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Speaker 3: Banana ba guys, guys, I binary pals, Welcome to Bananas

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Speaker 3: I am kurb Brown owner.

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Speaker 2: I am Banana Boy number two Scotty Landis. Thank you

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Speaker 2: for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

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Speaker 2: You can give us five stars on Apple or Spotify.

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Speaker 2: But Google podcasts going away?

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Speaker 3: Google podcast is I didn't even look at that, didn't even.

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Speaker 1: Know it was a thing. Probably probably part of the issue.

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Speaker 2: I got an email today that's like Google podcast is

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Speaker 2: going away.

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Speaker 1: Say it ain't so Google? How much could that cost

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Speaker 1: them to host? Oh? It maybe is a lot of

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Speaker 1: service space? Oh maybe?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty wild. Also, I bet you did see

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Speaker 2: this one. You know who else is going out of business?

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Speaker 2: Bird Scooters?

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Speaker 3: Also the story of bird Scooters is fucking Looney Tunes. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I know, it's really crazy. So for those of you

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Speaker 3: who don't know, Scotty and I, I don't know. In

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Speaker 3: the first year of this podcast, we're pitching bird on.

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Speaker 3: We wanted to ride from a Los Angeles to San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: On the PCH on the Pacific Coast Highway.

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Speaker 3: Also an amazing idea, also a terrible idea, real bad

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Speaker 3: if you ride a bird scooter were forty five minutes, Yes,

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Speaker 2: Hamstring gets so tight that like you're limping for a

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Speaker 1: And we were gonna do it.

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Speaker 2: Whatever that is, I don't know, it's five hour drive, it's.

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Speaker 2: We were like, hey, we want to do this. We

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Speaker 2: So hey, bird Scooter, sorry you're going out of business.

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Speaker 2: But oh, it's like it makes sense.

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Speaker 1: The Banana Boys are thriving over here.

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Speaker 3: If you can't, if you don't recognize an amazing pr

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Speaker 3: opportunity when it's placed in your lab, what does that

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Speaker 3: cost Bird two scooters for seven days? Yeah, it costs

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Speaker 3: them nothing, nothing, nothing, those fools.

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Speaker 1: Those fools.

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Speaker 3: Also, they were like, there's so much so the amount

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Speaker 3: goodbye Bird, mm hmm. Not sorry to see you go. Nope,

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Speaker 2: The Banana Boys are thriving in twenty twenty four and

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Speaker 3: Hey, Lime, Scotty and I are interested in riding your

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Speaker 2: Cars used to be so stupid. Yes, I can't believe

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Speaker 3: Also, to me, what I see, all I see is

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Speaker 2: So you're just putting your USB right into somebody's whatever

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Speaker 1: That's probably true.

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Speaker 3: It is so insane that like all everything is on

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Speaker 1: Far in did it go?

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Speaker 3: Apple Watch? A little different when the woman when it

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Speaker 3: It's an Apple Watch. It's not your phone.

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Speaker 2: No, what time it is? Time to smell it? Shit

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Speaker 1: Oh? I remember story driveway.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so this woman has her So there's an update

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Speaker 3: this woman has her entire I'll read it. This was

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Speaker 3: WFTV nine.

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Speaker 1: Dot com. Written by Nick pomp oh Oh Greek Nick

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Speaker 1: po Best.

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Speaker 3: Of the Biz, Walking unsteadily off the front porch of

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Speaker 3: fourteen thirty eight Bethesda Drive. Amanda Bruco brochcho navigated the

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Speaker 1: Okay, so she's trying.

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Speaker 3: To sell her hose in a season where most people

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Speaker 1: Broke, you encountered something far worse. Someone ran away with

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Speaker 1: her concrete driveway. I come home and my driveway is

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Speaker 3: And then after it's stolen, it is just a mud

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Speaker 3: I don't even understand how you would. I don't have

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Speaker 3: no idea how you would steal it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You could like six forklifts just perfectly driving together, just

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Speaker 1: Came in and scooped it up and then drove it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and what's the use of concrete to lay it

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Speaker 3: I mean it's so insane. Also, she's trying to se

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Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like she really loved this driveway. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So well, she just was trying to sell her house

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Speaker 1: And it was right before Christmas. So it's insane.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, this story goes out, Yeah, becomes like a meme,

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Speaker 3: becomes a big thing.

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Speaker 1: Somebody starts a go fundme for her. Okay, uh here.

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Speaker 3: It is from WFTV nine, Nick Pompa tomp This can Yeah.

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Speaker 3: This was sent in by Andrew Miller. Thank you, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Stolen driveway homeowner donates go fundme earnings to charity. An

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Speaker 3: Orange County woman who came home from work to find

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Speaker 3: through on a promise she made after her story went viral.

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Speaker 3: Amanda Brucco surprised the Russell home with a ten thousand

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Speaker 3: dollars donation raised through a go Fundme campaign She's set

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Speaker 3: up to replace her driveway. The note donations, which came

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Speaker 3: after Orange City based MM Concrete Specialty offered to replace

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Speaker 3: The money could not have come out a better time

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Speaker 2: They gave me wood tongue depressors to try to pry

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you had to have, you have no

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Speaker 3: It's crazy because yeah, I'll have started losing her teeth

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Speaker 1: Yeah, normal, No, it's it's early.

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Speaker 3: She lost nine teeth already, and that's early. All of

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Speaker 3: and Gus hasn't lost money and he's four, so is different.

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Speaker 1: People are different, Scott.

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Speaker 2: I know, you just got to put yourself in like

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Speaker 1: You just have to be like, oh.

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Speaker 1: But now it's just if before I had kids, I

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Speaker 3: Now, no, an alien has had an emergency. I must

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Speaker 1: How much blood do children have inside that? Google it

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Speaker 1: quickly before I go inside?

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Speaker 2: Do I need to run or walk to find the guardian? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but it worked. It's one way to lose your front

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Speaker 3: Oh manu, everybody listen. I want to pitch before Scotty

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Speaker 3: reads this next story. Go if you're if you like comedy.

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Speaker 1: I do you like comedy? I'm laughing.

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Speaker 3: I highly suggest you check out After Midnight on CBS.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it is a new so basically h James

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Speaker 3: Gordon used to be one of the late night.

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Speaker 1: Talk show hosts.

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Speaker 3: Yes, he hosted the twelve thirty five slot on CBS

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Speaker 1: I don't know. No, it's upped like last year. It's

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Speaker 3: I always get the two confused, felt the same, felt

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Speaker 3: the same. And now they've replaced it with After Midnight,

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Speaker 3: which is hosted by Taylor Tomlinson.

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Speaker 1: So she currently is the only woman hosting a late

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Speaker 1: night talk show. Amazing, But it's not necessarily a talk show.

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Speaker 3: It is a game show and it's based on At Midnight,

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Speaker 3: which was on Comedy Central.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and it's really fun. It was great. You did

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Speaker 2: Kurt was on the premiere episode of a news series

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Speaker 1: Oh thanks, And Taylor was so natural, she's so good.

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Speaker 2: You're an old pro at that. You were great on

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Speaker 2: at Midnight too. It was excellent. And if you like comedy,

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Speaker 3: And where you will you will learn about new comics

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Speaker 3: they are. That is like, that is what at Midnight did.

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Speaker 3: People loved it for that, and that is what After

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Speaker 3: Midnight will do. And it is it's awesome and it's

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Speaker 2: It was fun because Whitney took the heel. She was

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Speaker 1: She really did.

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Speaker 2: And then you and a partner are absurdists in your

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I like this this trio.

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Speaker 1: Let's get these three a sitcom. But Taylor is great.

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Speaker 2: Taylor was on an episode of Banana's about two years.

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Speaker 1: Ago and she rolls, she's so great. We'll have her back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we have her back. Yeah, yeah, exactly shooting your show.

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Speaker 2: that was very.

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Speaker 1: I do have one.

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Speaker 2: Stephanie Simpson sent this in. Stephanie sends lots of good stories.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Stephanie.

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Speaker 2: The ViBe's name is an acronym derived from the pills

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Speaker 2: full title Vibrating ingestable Bioelectronic Stimulator.

444
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's pretty good. Yeah that is pretty good. That's good.

445
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 2: Whoever came up with that. I've clap for you, good vibes,

446
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 2: only one clap. The work and pigs the work in pigs.

447
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 2: The work in pigs suggests the vibrations activate stretch receptors

448
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 2: in the stomach, which stimulates the presence of food.

449
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Speaker 1: Okay, see, I didn't know this was happening.

450
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I've been toasting to azempic for eight

451
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Speaker 2: months now.

452
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Speaker 1: It gets a laugh every time you toast, you toast in.

453
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Speaker 2: Here's guys, I go to a Sempic and everybody just

454
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 2: laughs and they don't know why, and I don't know

455
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 2: why I say it. This results in signals being sent

456
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Speaker 2: to the hypothalamus in the brain via the vadgist nerve

457
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Speaker 2: or vagious nerves, increasing levels of various hormones they give

458
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Speaker 2: rise to a feeling of fullness and decreasing those that

459
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Speaker 2: result in feelings of hunger. Okay, we envision the ViBe's

460
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 2: pill being ingested on a relatively empty stomach twenty to

461
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Speaker 2: thirty minutes before anticipated meals to trigger the desired sensation

462
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:45,160
Speaker 2: of saiety or satiety early in the meal. The team rights,

463
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Speaker 2: adding that when produced at scale, the cost of the

464
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Speaker 2: pills is expected to be in the sense to one

465
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Speaker 2: dollar range.

466
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Speaker 1: So here's your question. Here's the where everybody's screaming while.

467
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Speaker 2: They're washing their dishes. Get on with it. The researchers say.

468
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Speaker 2: The pills, which are the size of a large vitamin tablet,

469
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Speaker 2: offer a non invasive temporary therapy without the need for

470
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Speaker 2: weight loss surgery, and exit the body with other solid

471
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Speaker 2: waste okay meaning humans. In humans, they would be flushed

472
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,439
Speaker 2: down the toilet. But it's not metal, it is plastic.

473
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 2: It's encased by it's a swallowed capsule which can be

474
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Speaker 2: triggered when stomach acids dissolve the membrane around the pill,

475
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Speaker 2: or by a timer.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what if this works? I know that'd be amazing.

477
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Speaker 2: You swallow a vibrating pill that you shit out later

478
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 2: and it makes you feel full sooner. But are people

479
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 2: just gonna be snacking on these pills at some point?

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Speaker 1: Right?

481
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Speaker 3: Also, just the fact of all the stuff that they

482
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Speaker 3: just recently found out about plastic water bottles.

483
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Speaker 1: Have you read about this, Yeah.

484
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 2: That they're all leaching like crazy, and that we have

485
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Speaker 2: microplastic throughout our bodies.

486
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but they've found a new thing. It was just

487
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Speaker 3: out today. This is not bananas breaking bumber. Is that

488
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Speaker 3: the chemicals that they put on the plastic to make

489
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Speaker 3: them hard or to make them slick feeling, those are

490
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Speaker 3: totally carcinogenic. And when you when you like drink out

491
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Speaker 3: of a water bottle, you're having millions.

492
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Speaker 1: Of those microplastics.

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Speaker 3: And the real problem is because the plastic itself is

494
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Speaker 3: pretty bio neutral, it's all those chemicals that are like

495
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 3: wrapped around those polymers that then rub off into your

496
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Speaker 3: It sounds.

497
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Speaker 2: Like you and we need to uh do canteens again.

498
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Speaker 2: We had bananas, we had tumblers, and we had a can.

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Speaker 3: I'm drinking out of a yetti plastic water bottle I

500
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Speaker 3: got I'm not good.

501
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Speaker 1: Time to switch it up.

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Speaker 2: We sold out of those exactly right. Gave us nice

503
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Speaker 2: ones too. Those were metal.

504
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Speaker 1: They were nice recently, let's see.

505
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Speaker 2: Oh, this approach offers alternative and potentially synergistic approach to

506
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Speaker 2: the therapies available today, says Giovann. So, I guess that's

507
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 2: probably racist what I just did. I don't think to

508
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 2: do Italian accent.

509
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 3: Because it's only xenophobic. It's not racist.

510
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 2: But I love those Italians. A pizza duddy, Yeah, it's

511
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Speaker 2: the last.

512
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Speaker 1: Oh did you you want to hear this joke?

513
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 3: I've been calling pizzas pizza pies because that's kind of fun.

514
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 3: And it struck me that it's like so lucky that

515
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 3: the inventors of pizzerias went with pizzeria instead of pizza

516
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 3: pi Rhea.

517
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: So dumb, dumb.

518
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Speaker 2: So I'm getting back on after midnight Taylor. Come on,

519
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 2: he's got jokes. I got that pizza Piya in the oven?

520
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: Why?

521
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 2: Because I've been eating Vibes pills like they're going out

522
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 2: of style. The pill does not involve the use of

523
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 2: drugs at all, which can carry significant side effects. Recently,

524
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 2: initial excitement over skinny jabs skinny jab which is.

525
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Speaker 1: Like a zambika wagovia.

526
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Speaker 3: Hell, they're called skinny jabs. I guess that's I mean,

527
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 3: who's called them skinny jabs? I feel like that's her slang.

528
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Speaker 3: The Brits maybe, I mean they say jab over there.

529
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can skimp jab the firm behind. Oh.

530
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: They say that there can be a nauseous feeling with

531
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 2: the skinny jabs, But wouldn't you think there'd be a

532
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 2: nauseous feeling when you eat a vibrating pill.

533
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Speaker 1: I mean I want to eat one just to do it. Yeah,

534
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 1: of course I want to eat one, so do the

535
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: people at Vibes.

536
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 2: You have two men that are willing to eat this,

537
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 2: and we'll let you know how we feel.

538
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 3: Wow, get into it, guys, popa Vibes give us a call.

539
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you birds missed out and look what happened

540
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 2: to them within three years.

541
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Speaker 1: Vibes don't go down the same path of destruction. We

542
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Speaker 1: will be your test subjects.

543
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 3: We're willing to do that. Does anybody work at Vibes?

544
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 3: Is the company called vibes?

545
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Speaker 1: It really is. It's called Vibes.

546
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Speaker 2: It's like, you know, I will turn to camer and say, well,

547
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 2: that's not a hard pill to swallow, and we'll do

548
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Speaker 2: it for very low rate contact.

549
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Speaker 1: Exactly right. How's just dry sixty nine going good?

550
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 2: So it's I'm glad I started on the first, which

551
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 2: I've never done before.

552
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: So I'm nineteen days in, so only fifty more to go.

553
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: You know, next week's gonna be tough because a lot

554
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 2: of our friends are having birthdays next week and that'll be.

555
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: The toughest one.

556
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 2: But I heard in LA and this is the most

557
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 2: Los Angeles thing you can ever hear there is now.

558
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,360
Speaker 2: Robbie Anderson told me there's a cocktail bar in LA

559
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 2: that is all non alcoholic cocktails.

560
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, have you been No, I've read about it now.

561
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 2: At my first my knee, my knee jerk was that's

562
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 2: the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

563
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 1: And then I started to go or or what if

564
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 1: it's awesome? Yeah?

565
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 2: And the one the thing that I'm like a little

566
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 2: hesitant and I don't know this is it's all about

567
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 2: the price. If I'm paying seventeen dollars foray with no

568
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 2: booze in it, stupid.

569
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Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's reasonable, kind of awesome. Yeah.

570
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

571
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: Also, coffee shop still exist. You if you want to

572
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: have a.

573
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 3: Drink with someone in a place where it's social and

574
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 3: you can chat, it's called a coffee shop.

575
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: Also, we live in near Korea Town.

576
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 2: One of the greatest things about Los Angeles where there

577
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 2: are boba shops everywhere. They really are that are opened

578
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 2: some twenty four hours a day.

579
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 3: Did you see that story that a woman had three

580
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 3: thousand kidney stones from drinking bobaday?

581
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: I did.

582
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Speaker 2: We'll do that on the next episode, or we won't. Oh,

583
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 2: woman only drank boba. I had to get three.

584
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 3: Three thousand thousand kidney stones removed.

585
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: So yeah, watch out if you're drinking boba every day.

586
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:42,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, switch to metal bottled water. I was driving

587
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 2: up from Koreatown today and so I just finished Dave

588
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 2: Grohl's memoir.

589
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 1: Yeah good, Oh, it's the best. I listened to it.

590
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: Do you listen to it?

591
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: I did both, so I do the thing where you

592
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 2: get the you get the get both and the candle exactly,

593
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 2: the audio and the kindle and so, which is great

594
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 2: because I read it to fall asleep and then I

595
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 2: listen to what I'm driving. And he did something we

596
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 2: have to do when my dry sixty nine is up,

597
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 2: and they mentioned it. He says that if you eat

598
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 2: KFC chicken and drink champagne, like bite the KFC and

599
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 2: then sit the champagne, it's like the greatest combination in

600
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 2: the world.

601
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: And it's like a food fighter's tradition now to do that.

602
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 2: So we should do a bananas maybe with maybe with

603
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 2: like a well memory doesn't eat meat, I don't think,

604
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 2: but maybe with like a friend who's like maybe Kristen.

605
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 2: Maybe I have a shawl back on, and we eat

606
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 2: a bucket of KFC together and drink a couple of

607
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: nice bottles of champagne.

608
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: Maybe Banana's after dark. That yeah, bananas after dark for

609
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: your sixty ninth day.

610
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:37,959
Speaker 2: Ooh, and for anybody that doesn't know what the hell

611
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 2: we're talking about. Because today is your first bananas. If

612
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 2: you don't drink sixty nine days in a row, that's

613
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 2: called a dry sixty nine. If you let me know,

614
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 2: I'll mail you a bumper stickler that says I have

615
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 2: mastered the dry sixty nine.

616
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: I showed Kurt the design pretty strong.

617
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Speaker 3: I told some people about it, and they were all

618
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 3: funny people, and they all were like, beat beat beat,

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Speaker 3: Oh good, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like I had

620
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Speaker 3: to think about it for a second. Neah, the old

621
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Speaker 3: dry sixty nine. Thanks Banana's podcast. Thg you Banana's podcast.

622
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 3: So it's time for some shout outs. But before I'll

623
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 3: tease us into what our next story is. You got it, dude,

624
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 3: Hulk Hogan helps rescue girl from overturned.

625
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 2: Car God because that guy thinks a piece of shit,

626
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 2: so I think it's time he started putting some good

627
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 2: back in the world.

628
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Speaker 3: There it is, give me we'll get we'll get to that,

629
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Speaker 3: but Scotty, give me some shout outs.

630
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Speaker 2: Okay, first, and I just handed this to you, Logan.

631
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Speaker 2: I think it's Nagel. We're gonna go Logan. Nagel, a

632
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 2: bananimal blindly sent you and me some stuff from BUCkies.

633
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: The giant dude. I am so excited.

634
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 2: One hundred pump gas stations that I think started in Texas.

635
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 2: I know the biggest ones in Texas, but are now

636
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 2: all over the South and middle of the country. They

637
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 2: are BUCkies holiday pajamas. They're not footies, but they're as

638
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 2: close to footy pj's as you can get.

639
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 3: They are like long John's and they have a flap

640
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 3: in the back of it as buttons, so you can

641
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 3: take down your bare asshole will stick out and you

642
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 3: can go to the bathroom and it's just the big

643
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Speaker 3: BUCkies beaver.

644
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: Ye on your butt.

645
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 2: Oh, so thank you. She also sent some beaver nuggets.

646
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 2: I said, let me venmo you for shipping. She said,

647
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 2: no way, thank you for the absolute kindness.

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Speaker 1: Logan, I cannot wait.

649
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put it on tonight, even though it's Christmas y,

650
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wear it.

651
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 2: And next year we'll do our bananas Christmas card wearing those.

652
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: That's a great idea.

653
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll call Saltworth Studios and we'll get something great.

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00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: I love it.

655
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 3: Also related to that, did you see that Come and

656
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 3: Go is changing its name?

657
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: I was going to do that story. Oh my god.

658
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll talk about buster it. Yes I did, of

659
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 2: course I did. I thought of you immediately.

660
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 3: Because I have a joke because I saw a place

661
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 3: in Minneapolis. I swear to God, if you live in Minneapolis,

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Speaker 3: you know what I'm talking about. It's called pumping munch.

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Speaker 3: And whoever started pumping munch is it has a serious

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Speaker 3: problem that you would There's nothing, no, no, what has

665
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Speaker 3: ever been like? That's definitely a good name for your

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Speaker 3: gas station.

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Speaker 2: It's also and maybe some people aren't a pumping munch,

668
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Speaker 2: but it seems out of order to men.

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Speaker 1: Punch of pump seems like munch and pump you know what?

670
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Speaker 1: And pump.

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Speaker 5: I go, munch and pump and munch and pump. Wow,

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Speaker 5: well you're a happily married man. Routaff sent this in

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Speaker 5: Kurtie B. I know you're gonna love this. I actually

674
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Speaker 5: picked this one out too. Routaph is shouting herself out.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 2: She passed her Captain's exam today boat captain okay, which

677
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 2: she was the only woman sitting for the test that day.

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Speaker 1: She passed.

679
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 2: Now she could get her captain's license. And then so

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00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 2: I was like, do you mean boat? Because she said

681
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 2: a said captain she said yes, and then later that

682
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 2: day she followed up and said.

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Speaker 1: Skin, I think it might be spaceship captain. I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know if it was like a sports thing

685
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: or like a team cap. I didn't know.

686
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 2: But anyways, boat captain, which rules. Later that day, old

687
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 2: rutaph our beloved Rutaph said she accepted a job doing

688
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 2: marine mammal rescue. Oh hell yeah, Rutaph.

689
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: Whatever your real name is.

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Speaker 2: If there is merch for the marine mammal rescue, Kurtie

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Speaker 2: b wears an excel, I wear a large We want

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Speaker 2: to rock some marine mammal rescue merch.

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Speaker 3: Oh. Also, that is probably Olive's dream job. Yeah, yeah,

694
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 3: so you have my daughter's dream job.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations, I'm gonna do a quick, quick two more. How

696
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Speaker 1: about that? I love it.

697
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 2: Pierre Antoine wants to wish Lauren a happy ten year anniversary.

698
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Speaker 2: Normally we don't do those, but Pierre wrote, Pierre and

699
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 2: Twine wrote the nicest DM I've gotten in twenty twenty four,

700
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 2: and Lauren introduced Pierre and Twine bananas. So thank you, Lauren.

701
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 2: Oh nice, you're a lucky lady. Let's see for a moment.

702
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 3: So in September, it'll be my ten year anniversary. And

703
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 3: for a moment, I thought Pierre was just wishing my

704
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Speaker 3: wife happy.

705
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: Munch and pump and munch and pump.

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00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,839
Speaker 2: The secret to your success and last but not least

707
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 2: is a great one.

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00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: Spa Noir okay in Seattle. Oh okay, they listened to Bananas.

709
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 2: Spa Noir Seattle is celebrating their twenty year anniversary on

710
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 2: February third. They're in Belltown, Seattle. Oh my god, I

711
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 2: think you and I gotta go get massosies. Where is

712
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 2: I said it like that is because they have one

713
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 2: called a Stoner massage, which is a hot stone massage. Yes,

714
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 2: it's in Belltown. I think you and I should go

715
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 2: before our Seattle show. All right, So there's what we'll do.

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00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 2: We'll fly out early in the morning.

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00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 1: There it is.

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00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 3: We arrive first thing, we go immediately eleven am. We're

719
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 3: getting massages. I bet you there's a spa, a steam

720
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 3: room or something like that.

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Speaker 2: I would love to steam up before Bananas Live in Seattle.

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Speaker 1: Yes, April eighteenth.

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Speaker 3: April eighteenth, we are in Seattle, and we have a

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Speaker 3: Portland venue. Yes, we do April nineteenth at the Old

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Speaker 3: Church in Portland.

726
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: You've heard it. It's cool. It's literally an old church.

727
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: It is literally an old church. It's going to be very,

728
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: very fun.

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00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 3: So we will put that linkser right now up for

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Speaker 3: the Seattle show.

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Speaker 1: We'll put up a link for the Portland show. Portland

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Speaker 1: April nineteenth.

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Speaker 4: What coming do you baby?

734
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 2: Portland's been such a great city. We've had like two

735
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 2: awesome shows there.

736
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: Seattle.

737
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 2: You got to live up to the Tacoma hype. Yeah,

738
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 2: so we'll see you Pacific north West. Whose story is it?

739
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Speaker 1: Yours? A mine?

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Speaker 4: Nine?

741
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 3: Hulk Hogan helps rescue groam from overturned car. Literally, when

742
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Speaker 3: I saw the title this was sent in by Don

743
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 3: mon Doc, thank you Don, I was I immediately had

744
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Speaker 3: to check the date. I was just like, is what

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00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 3: is this from? And it is from today? Here it

746
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Speaker 3: is written by the Associated Press.

747
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Speaker 1: That's real.

748
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Speaker 3: This was an NBC News Tampa, Florida retired wrestler Hulk

749
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 3: Hogan and a friend doesn't get a name, doesn't get

750
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Speaker 3: a name. If you are ever friends with a famous

751
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 3: person and you ever do an amazing thing, you will

752
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 3: never get your name.

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00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, you better not be on a Breene crash with

754
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 2: Haul Cogan, because it doesn't matter how many charitable acts

755
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 2: you did, it's gonna be.

756
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: Allegedly racist.

757
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 2: Man with giant python arms dies in plane crash.

758
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 3: Retired wrestler Hulkgan and a friend rescued a teenage girl

759
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 3: who was trapped in an overturned vehicle after a crash

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00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 3: in Florida. Hogan said on the social media platform Exity

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Speaker 3: used a ballpoint pen to puncture the car's airbag and

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Speaker 3: free the girl. After witnessing the accident's Sunday night in Tampa,

763
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 3: his wife, yoga instructor Sky Daily, which is also a

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Speaker 3: great magazine about the scot I'm reading, took to Facebook

765
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Speaker 3: to praise the quick action taken by her seventy year

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Speaker 3: old husband and the couple's friend, Jake Rask. There it

767
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 3: is Jake Rask. By all appearances, she was unscathed, just

768
00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 3: really rattled, which is an absolute miracle.

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Speaker 1: Daily wrote.

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Speaker 3: The Tampa Police Department sent an email Tuesday that there

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Speaker 3: were only minor injuries from the carast Hogan, whose real

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Speaker 3: name is Terry Bolea, did you know that? I did

773
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Speaker 3: know that Actually was a number of the ww Hall

774
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 3: of Fame lives in Tampa. Barry Thank God, Thank you God.

775
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,959
Speaker 3: All is well even now, Amen.

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Speaker 1: Hulk Hogan. That's what he wrote. Oh lord, there it is.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty fascinating. Yeah. It almost reads like a PR stunt,

778
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Yeah? Did he flip

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Speaker 1: the car over to begin with?

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00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 2: Did he throw his daughter broke out into the road

781
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 2: so they'd swerve into a ravine?

782
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Speaker 1: You never know?

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00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 3: It does, but you know what, good job. I'm going

784
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 3: to give it up for Jake Rask. Jake, good job.

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00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 3: I bet you you did all of it. And then

786
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Speaker 3: you're like, Hulk, you can have this one.

787
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a story.

788
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's true, an urban legend, but

789
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 2: there was a story about a celebrity for some reason.

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00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 2: I think it was walking Phoenix, which is okay, insane, okay,

791
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 2: but that's just what's in my mind. That he had

792
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 2: gone off the road on Mulholland Drive and flipped his

793
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 2: car upside down. I'm looking for it online right now,

794
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 2: and that he was like, oh shit, and then like

795
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 2: he heard somebody scrambling down the hill at like two am,

796
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 2: and he looks over and he sees like feet coming

797
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 2: up to his upside down car, and it was Tom

798
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: Cruise and he goes, I'm Tom Cruise, and I'm going

799
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 2: to rescue you. And then he pulled him out of

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Speaker 2: his car to safety, which he.

801
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Speaker 3: Goes, and Jouqus goes, I am Joaquin Phoenix, and I

802
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 3: will be rescued. So that hallger I thought I could

803
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 3: just imagine them hugging with like just a bit a

804
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 3: bright blue a bright white moon rising over Los Angeles

805
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Speaker 3: and all interesting.

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Speaker 1: And seemingly toxic white males.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I I'm trying to think if I told

808
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Speaker 2: this story.

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00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 1: Tell it again.

810
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it. No one's listened to every single episode.

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Speaker 2: Some people have we may I look at the end

812
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 2: of the year, the Spotify wraps or whatever. Some people

813
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 2: are like, I listened to twenty six thousand hours of

814
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: Bananas this year, and I'm like, Okay, if Kurt and

815
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Speaker 2: I go missing, start there.

816
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 1: I was. Yeah.

817
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 2: I was on a date in Northampton, Massachusetts, and I

818
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 2: was turning into a parking spot and I got rear

819
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Speaker 2: ended by a pickup truck. Oh, and the pickup truck,

820
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 2: instead of stopping, just peeled out and sped away, And

821
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: so I started driving after the truck driver and the

822
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 2: woman I was on a date with I was like,

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Speaker 2: call nine one one and let them know. I'm going

824
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 2: to tell them the streets were on and what the

825
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 2: license plate is. And so I chose this was on

826
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Speaker 2: a first or second date.

827
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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yes. So she's calling.

828
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Speaker 2: She's on nine one one and this is like this

829
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 2: and they're telling stops stop following exactly.

830
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: They were like. I was like hi, and she's like,

831
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Speaker 1: what road are we on.

832
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 2: I'm like, we're on Hadley Road for or whatever, and

833
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 2: she's like, we was hit and we're following the person.

834
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Speaker 2: They're in a blue pickup truck and the license plate

835
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Speaker 2: and the nine one one operator was like pull over,

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Speaker 2: do not do that, do not leave the seam of

837
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Speaker 2: the crime, do not chase anybody. And I was like

838
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 2: my adrenaline was pumping. So I'm like I'm chasing them.

839
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Speaker 2: So we chased them a little longer.

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Speaker 1: We gave them. They're like, okay, units are on the

841
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Speaker 1: way or whatever. So I was like, well, do you

842
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Speaker 1: want to go back?

843
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 2: And she was like yeah, sure, and so we went

844
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Speaker 2: back to the restaurant we were supposed to go to,

845
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Speaker 2: and there it was a nice night and there were

846
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Speaker 2: a bunch of people in the street and when we

847
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 2: pulled in my car, like the tail it wouldn't work

848
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: and the bumper was dented in.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't terrible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but this nice these two older gay men, this

851
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 2: nice couple walks over and they were like, we got

852
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 2: the license plate and I was like you did. They're like,

853
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 2: we wrote it down and hear it, and I was like,

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00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,439
Speaker 2: thank you so much. It's like, yeah, we don't want

855
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 2: them to get away with crime in this town. And

856
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 2: I was like, thank you. And then we went in

857
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 2: and the host is like, I got the license plate.

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00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 2: Everybody was like just doing citizens on patrol and it

859
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 2: was like it was such an exciting and stupid way.

860
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 2: We eventually got the guy and I got a new bumper,

861
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 2: which was very exciting.

862
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 3: But also like that's a it's a crime to drive

863
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 3: away from an accident, right, Yeah.

864
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 2: It might be a crime to chase somebody after one too,

865
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Speaker 2: But I was like there's just no way. I mean

866
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Speaker 2: I was nineteen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So did he get arrested for hit and runner?

868
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 2: They went to his house and they were able to

869
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 2: tell from the damage on both our vehicles. He denied it,

870
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 2: and then eventually his insurance did cover my replacement, but we.

871
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 1: Had witnesses and stuff.

872
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 2: It was just so funny because this was you know,

873
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 2: now now everybody would whip out their smartphone and fill

874
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 2: and everything, but everybody just wrote it down on pieces

875
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 2: of paper.

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Speaker 1: And thank you, thank you so much. This is very nice.

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00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: Hit and Run is like one of the grossest. It's

878
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Speaker 1: the lowest. It's the lowest.

879
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 2: Speaking of Maverick says no more come and go, okay

880
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 2: sent Maverick is.

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Speaker 1: A gas station chain.

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Speaker 2: I think okay with okay no see gus Gi sent

883
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 2: this in Thank Guschie from Colorado Springfield, Missouri. Though after

884
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:03,760
Speaker 2: acquiring Iowa based chain Come and Go Iowa.

885
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: They acquired it. Okay, I can't wait to find out

886
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: what the renaming.

887
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 2: Maverick has chosen to phase out the brand in twenty

888
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: twenty five, so your joke's good for another year.

889
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: Oh in twenty twenty five. All right, what are you

890
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: gonna rename it? I fucked gas? Yeah, I was just

891
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: come and come.

892
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 3: We won't be got rid of this go part. People

893
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 3: were stealing gas too much.

894
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 2: Come and come with a que kum and quum.

895
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: Nothing dirty about that. It's come and come.

896
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 2: According to Cspdailynews dot com, which sounds fake and every

897
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 2: single thing I just said. In April twenty twenty three,

898
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 2: Come and Go owner Crouse Groups sold more than four

899
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 2: hundred stores, So there were four hundred Coming Goes.

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00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: Wow to Maverick.

901
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 2: That is Maverick with out a sea as part of

902
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 2: an estimated two billion dollar transaction.

903
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a lot of gas. That's a lot.

904
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:04,280
Speaker 2: Maverick agreed to keep Coming Goes five thousand associates good,

905
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 2: but the future of the brand was still uncertain. Also,

906
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 2: I just read a thing I bet you saw this too,

907
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 2: about how self checkout is like a failed thing and

908
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 2: that they're they're the amount of theft, intentional and unintentional

909
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 2: is so high that they're slowly going to just go back.

910
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 3: I love self Checkout, and I hate that they're getting

911
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 3: I hate that they're getting rid of it.

912
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: I love it, love it so much.

913
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 3: It's so much easier, especially when you have like one

914
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 3: thing it's like bink and you're out.

915
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: Or anything remotely embarrassing.

916
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 2: You have your emodium, a D and a twelve pack

917
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 2: of Sharman.

918
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,879
Speaker 1: Sometimes you don't want.

919
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 2: Dorothy at check Out to let you know, right, I

920
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 2: do love Dorothy at Gelson.

921
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 1: She's so nice, Yes she is.

922
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 2: As for the rest and the oh, since since the purchase,

923
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 2: all Come and Go stores were rebanded to Maverick in

924
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 2: Utah and uh, the inter Mountain West region, that's boring.

925
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: They got to do better than Man, they got to

926
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: do better than Maverick without a c.

927
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 2: Yeah you gotta or yeah exactly since the purchase all

928
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 2: Come and Go stores, Oh, I just said that. As

929
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 2: for the rest of the country, around late fall early

930
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 2: winter CSP Daily News the sources set a consensus emerged

931
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Speaker 2: with Maverick's leadership that the Come and Go brand would

932
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 2: be officially retired.

933
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 3: But yeah, we'd say what year they named Come and

934
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 3: Go because my joke had it is like, no matter

935
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 3: what year Come and Go was named, yeah, it was

936
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:23,959
Speaker 3: never not horny.

937
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: Nineteen sixty three.

938
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 3: That nice horny, Never not horny. You name something come

939
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 3: and go horny also with a K, maybe you're racist.

940
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 2: Well here the last sentence exactly. Established in nineteen sixty three,

941
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,240
Speaker 2: Come and Go was founded by Bill Krause. Nothing funny

942
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 2: about the name. Bill Krause and his father in law,

943
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 2: Tony Gentile. Tony Jennall wanted to be a little less

944
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 2: gentle with his name Tony Gentle. Oh Gentle. I mean

945
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 2: it feels feels like an Anchorman joke. But like if

946
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 2: you met somebody and they were like, my name's Anthony Gentle,

947
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 2: I know you can call me Tony, You're like gentle,

948
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 2: he's the go part, for sure. Bill Kraus was the

949
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,959
Speaker 2: com part. Tony Gentile was the go part.

950
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: Yeah? Was there? Oh?

951
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 4: Is it?

952
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 3: K and G Kraus and Gentle? I think some men

953
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 3: go I think why, yeah, okay, But I mean that's

954
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, like they're just thinking about their names.

955
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 3: They're not thinking about the words that they're using. Like

956
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 3: it's just you kind of have to be like whoa

957
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 3: that Like that makes sense that they're like, well, we

958
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 3: know we go to KEANEA G.

959
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 2: It's the um if it was K O M E

960
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 2: you go okay.

961
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 1: They're saying the word like come and go is a phrase? Yeah,

962
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: come and go?

963
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 3: The m is weird wild it's yeah, you have to

964
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 3: like make so many jumps for it to be okay.

965
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: Yep. Also, isn't there another one called T and A?

966
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: I don't know.

967
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 2: I remember where you lived in Brooklyn, there was a

968
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:53,919
Speaker 2: place called the Munchbox.

969
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,720
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what you're doing.

970
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 2: It was right up near Le Bagel Delight and it

971
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 2: was called Munchbox.

972
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 1: Really when why not? Um No, It's just called TA

973
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:08,720
Speaker 1: Travel Centers.

974
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 2: TA Gas is another one of those things in thirty years,

975
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 2: Like I know, like some people like electric vehicles, some don't.

976
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 2: They seem to not work in freezing cold temperatures, which

977
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 2: is a nice discovery for Chicagoans everywhere. But uh, that

978
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 2: does seem like something that would be like so you

979
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 2: got out of your car and sprayed one hundred dollars

980
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 2: of fluid into it that combusted and then and.

981
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, that does sound dumb the way you're saying.

982
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 3: I was as a child, I was obsessed with pumping

983
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 3: gas because in Jersey do you don't pump your own gas.

984
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 3: So you just pull up and you know you have

985
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 3: to wait and then a guy comes over and does

986
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 3: it for you. And if it's busy sometimes you have

987
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 3: to wait a little while. But I would always it

988
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,919
Speaker 3: was always so it was a treat to be able

989
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 3: to get out. I would like convince the guy, be

990
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 3: like can I please? And then I was as a

991
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 3: five year old, I would put the thing in and

992
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 3: pull it. Of course it's so f fun.

993
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 4: Yeah.

994
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 1: Also I like the smell gas. I still do. Yeah,

995
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,280
Speaker 1: it smells I don't mind. Very cool.

996
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what Oregon does that too, I think I

997
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 2: think there's a few states that have that. But it's

998
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 2: good because I was once like this seems so annoying,

999
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 2: and then everybody in New Jersey's like, actually it's a

1000
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 2: job jobs program and actually it's a little faster, and

1001
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 2: then you do it a few times, Jake, it is faster.

1002
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, And also it's uh and you'd always tip

1003
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 3: them too.

1004
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's a nice one. You want another funny one? Yeah,

1005
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 2: there were a few that reminded me of you this week.

1006
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 2: I don't know why. There's just a bunch. Here's just

1007
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 2: a silly one that's a real short one that you

1008
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 2: almost go like, how is this news? Okay Mel Guthrie

1009
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 2: sent this s in Mel, thank you. One in a million,

1010
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 2: sisters man. I'm going to clear it up at the top. Okay,

1011
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 2: there's a town called Sisters, or an area called Sisters. Okay,

1012
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 2: sisters man, because I read the headline a lot. Yeah,

1013
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:01,240
Speaker 2: find fallen tree limb that landed in his toilet.

1014
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: This made the news. Give it to me Yahoo News.

1015
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 2: Jenna demel Or demold e mL dimml Busting the Booze Portland, Oregon,

1016
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 2: where you don't get to pump your own gas. One

1017
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 2: man and sisters had a surprise during winter storm when

1018
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 2: a branch fell through the roof of his house directly

1019
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:23,760
Speaker 2: into his toilet.

1020
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 1: You're looking at it. No, no, no, it's so funny.

1021
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 1: It is. It looks like what did you eat?

1022
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 2: Matt Houston says he was asleep Tuesday morning when the

1023
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 2: branch fell into his home, landing smack dab right in

1024
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 2: the toilet bowl.

1025
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 1: It's really good.

1026
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 3: So, guys, it is a giant limb. So I would

1027
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 3: say the limb is just slightly narrower than the whole

1028
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 3: opening of the toilet.

1029
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: Of the toilet.

1030
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's jammed in there vertically like a log, like

1031
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 6: a vertical log, and then the top of it has

1032
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 6: you know, broken off from the tree, and it's almost

1033
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 6: like a yawning mouth.

1034
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. It's really amazing.

1035
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a sleep Tuesday morning when the branch

1036
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 2: fell into his home, landing smack dab right in his toilet.

1037
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: Ball arborists.

1038
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 2: You know you gotta y'allhoo news goes who would know

1039
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 2: about this? And Jenna Demo goes, I'm gonna call an arborist.

1040
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 2: Barbarists say that sometimes tree limbs just can't stand up

1041
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 2: to the thick slush and simply break off all slush.

1042
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 2: Houston posted a picture on Facebook. Some people still use it.

1043
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 2: Bananas has a Facebook if you want to follow us

1044
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 2: on there.

1045
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 3: Ooh, and guess what I think by the time this

1046
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 3: comes out bananaspodcast dot com will be lying holy smokes.

1047
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1048
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,240
Speaker 2: And you can also go to Scottie's getting pettin dot

1049
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 2: dog if you want to see how many dogs I

1050
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 2: just petted Zelda today and.

1051
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, and I'm gonna put it up there. I'm

1052
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 3: gonna put it up there. But again, shout out to

1053
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 3: Torri Hemsath. We're gonna have a big thing. If you

1054
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 3: need a website, go to our web, go to our

1055
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 3: Instagram page, or go to the bottom of our website

1056
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 3: and you can get Tory's info.

1057
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: She makes great websites.

1058
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 2: She's our worldwide wonderful on the podcast, and uh, we

1059
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 2: simply love her. Who's this dude's name? Matt Houston, great

1060
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 2: name Matt Houston of Portland of Sisters. I've got a

1061
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 2: lot of interesting reactions to my Facebook post from some

1062
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 2: of my friends, some of my friends that never respond

1063
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 2: responded the toilet bowl is I don't think you could

1064
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 2: have ever set that to take place like that ever.

1065
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: Again, I mean, that had to be one in a million.

1066
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: It does seem like one in a million. It's pretty incredible.

1067
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: It's pretty damn.

1068
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 3: I'm going to give you these too, Scottie. I'm not

1069
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 3: going to get into them. I'm gonna send us home

1070
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 3: with these. But I like the idea of having a

1071
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 3: bunch of stories in this episode.

1072
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: Yes, these conversation pieces here on a hinge day tonight.

1073
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:51,879
Speaker 1: Bring these up.

1074
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 3: Knife Necklace may have played a role in the death

1075
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 3: of a man at Kowloon restaurant.

1076
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: Its song Yeah Baby.

1077
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 3: This is from Saugust, Massachusetts, written by Bob Ward.

1078
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: Thank you for twenty five Boston twenty five News.

1079
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 3: Yesse County's DA's office says the death of forty two

1080
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 3: year old Patrick Kenny Junior outside Saugus Kowloon Restaurants Saturday

1081
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 3: night was a tragic accident, but investigators are still trying

1082
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 3: to unravel the events that caused his death, A law

1083
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,760
Speaker 3: enforcement source with knowledge of the investigations tells Boston twenty

1084
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:27,280
Speaker 3: five it appears Kenny's death was caused by a knife

1085
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 3: necklace that he was wearing and that he accidentally tripped

1086
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 3: in the Kowloons parking lot. No, and somehow cut himself

1087
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 3: with the knife. And I was like, what the hell

1088
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 3: is a knife necklace? So I googled. Of course you

1089
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 3: have to these days, there are so many of these

1090
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 3: dumb things. I want to tell this story just to everyone.

1091
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 3: If you have a necklace that is a knife.

1092
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 1: Yes, never wear it. Yes. It literally just cut his

1093
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: carteroid order artery.

1094
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he bled to death in the parking lot

1095
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 3: because he tripped.

1096
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 2: Yes, don't wear a machete headdress either one. It's culturally

1097
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,479
Speaker 2: inappropriate too. You might chop somebody's head off.

1098
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Speaker 3: So insane. And then lastly, this was in The Independent,

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Speaker 3: written by Oliver Browning. Extremely rare dolphin with thumbs coming hey,

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Speaker 3: And and there's a picture. And when they say with thumbs,

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Speaker 3: that's a little bumps, it's it's like a it's almost

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Speaker 3: like just a hook at the top of the flipper,

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Speaker 3: a bottle opener.

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Speaker 1: But they say with thumbs bottle dolphin, Come on, it

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Speaker 1: does look like a bottle. It really looks like a

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Speaker 1: bottle opener.

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Speaker 3: And they say thumbs because in which I didn't know,

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Speaker 3: in dolphins, and this was in the Independent, by the way,

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Speaker 3: in dolphins, uh, flippers they have all of our same

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Speaker 3: they have and they have a thumb. And so in

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Speaker 3: this case the all the to the index and the

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Speaker 3: pointer finger are gone. And so it's like that.

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Speaker 7: Oh, that's cool, yes, like throwing a shaka or whatever. Okay,

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Speaker 7: it reminds me of an old joke. I don't remember

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Speaker 7: it where it's like if dolphins had thumbs. People say,

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Speaker 7: if dolphins had thumbs, they would have invented frozen yogurt first.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, baby, and he doesn't do anything with it.

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Speaker 1: This dolphin. That dolphin loves our canoe.

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Speaker 3: He's just paddling around just like normal dolphins. Probably being

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Speaker 3: incredibly intelligent.

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Speaker 1: Available to breed that dolphin. Uh talking to aliens who

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Speaker 1: covered land to the ocean.

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Speaker 2: That's right, routaph breed that breed that dolphin. Until all

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Speaker 2: dolphins have several thumbs. Yes, then we're gonna get them

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Speaker 2: some PlayStations and then they're gonna turn into people.

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