WEBVTT - "Tanner's Island" Recap Season 3, Episode 1

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<v Speaker 1>There we go.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're both supposed to clap though, right, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it I think it's to sink our sound.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so should we start?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's for the editor so that when we clap,

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<v Speaker 2>they know, like, now start from here?

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<v Speaker 1>Ready? One? Two?

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<v Speaker 2>Three?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Oh? I feel very technical?

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<v Speaker 2>Now what did you think I was doing this whole time?

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<v Speaker 1>Though? Just I thought you were because that was how

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<v Speaker 1>I for me. I just thought for me because I

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<v Speaker 1>can't perform like you know, I need an action or

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<v Speaker 1>a something otherwise. I'm like, have we started? Have we not?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we recording? Are we not? So I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were doing it just for me, So me in my

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<v Speaker 1>Pavlovian response, I can be like, I'm on now, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>here jazz, but I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know you're no, it was actually it was yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's like a yeah, that's why they do the clapboard

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<v Speaker 2>like clap or sound.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the same sort of thing. But that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You can keep thinking I'm doing it for you, and

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<v Speaker 2>I now will just be doing it for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now I have to do it with you because

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's actually a useful technique.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually right it's actually there's a purpose to it

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<v Speaker 2>other than me just randomly clapping at things.

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<v Speaker 1>So have you been in a CBS lately or any

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<v Speaker 1>sort of pharmacicle place. I have poor k por k

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<v Speaker 1>because I went yesterday and I haven't been inside a

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<v Speaker 1>CVS in a long time because I'll either order stuff

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<v Speaker 1>online or just do the drive through if I'm picking

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<v Speaker 1>up prescriptions or whatever. But I try to do like

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<v Speaker 1>like a couple of days a week. Probably feels like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really okay, No, I try to And there's one

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<v Speaker 2>right by my house, and I have two teenage girls

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<v Speaker 2>who are like, I need nail polish. My underreye thing

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<v Speaker 2>is caking. I run out of powder, I need face wipes,

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<v Speaker 2>I need my cellar water.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Oh that's Target. CBS's that's Target. That's where like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Felicity needs like a weekly trip to replenish all of

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<v Speaker 1>her skincare and all of the things. Yes, but she

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<v Speaker 1>now has the cold that I had a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago. So I had, yeah, my kids are sick

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<v Speaker 1>now to yeah, what is going on with like there's

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<v Speaker 1>something going around trying to avoid it though, So I

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<v Speaker 1>went into a CBS to get her some medicinal things.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is great because I need deodorant.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm just going to go to the deodorant aisle

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<v Speaker 1>and pick out a deodorant. While I'm here, the entire

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<v Speaker 1>deodorant aisle is under lock and key. Now most yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of things. I thought that was just alcohol

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<v Speaker 1>and then niquill because people were doing bad things with niquil,

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<v Speaker 1>But now it's the entire deodorant now.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's because, uh, yeah, there is a fair amount

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<v Speaker 2>of shoplifting that goes on, but it is also in

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I have my own thoughts on it, because

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<v Speaker 2>it's in large response to the fact that everyday items

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<v Speaker 2>and the cost of living is so incredibly expensive that

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<v Speaker 2>and so much profit is made by these corporations off

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<v Speaker 2>of things that we can't afford necessities, and so people

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<v Speaker 2>who can't even afford homes are like, why the hell

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<v Speaker 2>am I gonna pay for seventeen dollars for a deodorant

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<v Speaker 2>and they take them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

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<v Speaker 2>While I don't, uh, you know, I am not a

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<v Speaker 2>person who takes part in stealing myself, I sometimes understand

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<v Speaker 2>the desire to screw big corporations for overcharging people for

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<v Speaker 2>basic necessities.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anyway, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't thinking, but yeah it is because it's also you

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<v Speaker 2>don't get charged like misdemeter crimes and stuff of theft

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<v Speaker 2>is just not it's like such a drain worth on

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<v Speaker 2>court systems, and they're so backed up anyway that a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of it doesn't necessarily get prosecuted. So it's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like if you take you know, whatever, less than

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred dollars, like nobody's gonna stop you. So now

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<v Speaker 2>they've started putting things under lock and key so that

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<v Speaker 2>that happens a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little bit less. Okay, Yeah, I was. I was shocked

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<v Speaker 1>because I was like when did we start? Like even

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<v Speaker 1>the all natural deodorant that doesn't work, like even that's

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<v Speaker 1>under lock and key, and so I was like why.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I was talking to my friends Katie and

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<v Speaker 1>Angela and Andrea her name is Andrea too about this

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<v Speaker 1>of like venting. I'm like why, like why I can't

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<v Speaker 1>even get and I couldn't even get like an associate

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<v Speaker 1>to come over and unlock the deodorant cabinet right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because there's no one working at the stores because

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<v Speaker 2>they also pay them, like and so why would anyone

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<v Speaker 2>want to work in retail and at a pharmacy when

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<v Speaker 2>everyone's yelling at them and they're trying to unlocked seventeen cabinets.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this has led to a whole like the soapbox

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<v Speaker 1>moment for you. But I was talking about with my

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<v Speaker 1>friends too.

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<v Speaker 2>And they were like, yeah, sorry, yeah, this is my I.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't think of, like the shoplifting perspective.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the basic things like that that people can't afford,

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<v Speaker 2>or that they're like, look I I need this, and

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<v Speaker 2>like we you know, they.

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<v Speaker 1>They take it. Yeah, and there's like that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>think a lot of kids don't go to high school. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>not just people who are ditching, but like the deodor

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<v Speaker 1>because they're stilling deodor, No, because they die. They can't

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<v Speaker 1>wash their clothes and they can't y are so conscious

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<v Speaker 1>about how they smell. Very true, they can't. Yeah they're donnerant.

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<v Speaker 2>So yep, it's been a huge Yeah, it is a

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<v Speaker 2>huge problem.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, you know, I have.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of friends that do some really incredible work

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<v Speaker 2>with the unhouse community, and I know that there's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of issues and there's a lot of things that

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<v Speaker 2>people disagree with, but I just think that.

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<v Speaker 1>In so many ways.

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<v Speaker 2>Living is unaffordable for most people these days, and somebody's

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<v Speaker 2>making money on all this stuff, and it certainly is

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<v Speaker 2>not the people who are trying to steal the deodor

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my friend Katie had a great idea. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>whenever there's a food drive in her neighborhood that's not

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<v Speaker 1>just food, she'll donate like hygiene items or pads or

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<v Speaker 1>tampons or things. Are huge. I never thought of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Be and her Girl Scout Troupe did a whole event

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<v Speaker 2>for something called Sisters in the Streets, which is an

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<v Speaker 2>organization that provides menstrual products for free to women who

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<v Speaker 2>are unhoused or can't otherwise afford them, or who are

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<v Speaker 2>in low come, low income areas.

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<v Speaker 1>Because there's also such.

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<v Speaker 2>An incredible tax placed on feminine care items that is

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<v Speaker 2>not taxed. Uh, even our razors are taxed differently than

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<v Speaker 2>men's razors.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the pink tax.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all women's deodorant is taxed differently, women's razors, shaving cream,

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<v Speaker 2>anything that's called the pink tax, anything that's geared towards

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<v Speaker 2>women is uh automatically taxed and usually costs much more.

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<v Speaker 1>Dang, wow, see this is this is you came for

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<v Speaker 1>full house people, Fanarito, you should.

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<v Speaker 2>Always, like always buy men's razors. They tend to be

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<v Speaker 2>much sharper and better quality for.

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<v Speaker 1>Much less money. Okay, good to know. There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, they might not be pink, but I think

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't need a ok I don't look at the color

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<v Speaker 1>of my razors. So yeah, anyway, that's uh, there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lesson for the day, folks. Cut up. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why your deodorant is under lock and key along revenucular codes.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, donate to your local food banks all lots

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<v Speaker 1>of high HIGI yeah, don't it to your local food banks.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh yeah, and call your representatives because life is

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<v Speaker 2>too expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, excellent. All right, well on that note.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, on that note, let's uh, let's get into three

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<v Speaker 2>fun we're starting season three. No, I can't believe it

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<v Speaker 2>starting it in a big way. I did not remember

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<v Speaker 2>that this was the opener to season.

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<v Speaker 1>Three, the whole episode. I never would have guessed that.

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<v Speaker 1>I would think it'd be much further into the into

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<v Speaker 1>season three, like Sweeps week, you know, in May, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the last episodes es usually when they saved these episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>We were really trying to get them in. Goa or

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<v Speaker 1>go Yeah, exactly. Oh, it's a big one. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>big one. And I've got a lot of thoughts about it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so fun, but I actually have a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of thoughts about it, A lot of thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot wait to talk about it. Well, let's get

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<v Speaker 1>into it. Welcome back to How Rude Tanneritos. I'm Andrea

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<v Speaker 1>Barber and I'm Jodie Sweeten, and today we're discussing season three,

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<v Speaker 1>episode one, titled Tanner Island. It originally aired on September

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<v Speaker 1>twenty second, nineteen eighty nine, and it goes a little

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<v Speaker 1>something like this. The family takes a vacation trip to Hawaii.

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<v Speaker 1>What more do you need to know? You don't, don't

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<v Speaker 1>worry about the details. It was directed by Billy fausta

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<v Speaker 1>Coffee Coffee and written by Jeff Franklin. And we have

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<v Speaker 1>three guest stars this week. We have Gail Anne Paolo

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<v Speaker 1>as Leilani, Charlene Polo as Alana, and Israel Weary Hannah

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<v Speaker 1>as the Warrior. So this is their only appearance on

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<v Speaker 1>television ever, right, I don't know if it was.

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<v Speaker 2>They again just went out there crimes and careers even

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<v Speaker 2>when we traveled.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm interested in how they they casted these these individuals.

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<v Speaker 1>If it was when we were already there in Hawaii

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<v Speaker 1>and they were like, hey, let's interview some locals and

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<v Speaker 1>put them on TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, because they would be local hires. They're not

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<v Speaker 2>going to fly somebody out from LA to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, although one of the hires, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>guys at the end, has like a New Zealand accent,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's I mean, there's probably a fair amount of

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<v Speaker 2>New Zealanders at uh, Pacific Islanders are in that area.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, okay, so that does make Zeeland Australia great.

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<v Speaker 2>And a fun fact, I was originally supposed to be

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<v Speaker 2>in this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Kimmy I was in it, and the night before we

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<v Speaker 1>were to depart for Hawaii, a producer called up and

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<v Speaker 1>said the episode is too long, we have to cut

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<v Speaker 1>Kimmy out. And instead of being devastated, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know who that. I'm trying to remember who this was.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I don't think it was Jeff. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was a producer like Phyllis Nelson. Phyllis, she was

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<v Speaker 1>in charge.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So Phyllis called and said, you know what, we

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<v Speaker 1>already bought the tickets. We already have your hotel room reserved.

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<v Speaker 1>Please come with us anyways and just hang out by

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<v Speaker 1>the pool and you don't have to work. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yes, yep, so yeah you did, and we

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<v Speaker 1>have your yep, we have Oh my gosh, we have

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<v Speaker 1>so many fun stories and so many pictures, so many

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<v Speaker 1>fun stories. Slim Slim the frog. Oh yeah, we got

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<v Speaker 1>to pull out the pictures of us. Yeah, Slim the Frog.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've been looking for that picture and I can't

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<v Speaker 2>find him. I haven't Slimmed the frog that we It

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<v Speaker 2>was a terrible It was a frog that had met

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<v Speaker 2>a very untimely end. A smash frog, but a smash frog.

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<v Speaker 2>But he was making this funny little sort of tango dance,

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<v Speaker 2>and and that became a stupid little running joke that

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<v Speaker 2>we have.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a picture of us doing the pose in Hawaii. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have a picture of us doing the pose

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<v Speaker 1>at my wedding, Like we posed this Slim at my wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, but I don't know if I have a

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<v Speaker 1>picture of the actual frog.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a picture of Slim have it. Okay, there,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a picture of Slim. Okay, that is your

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<v Speaker 2>that's your home stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I well, I mean, does anybody need to see a lattin? Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's he's our muse, Like, were sure it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you can't really tell. It looks like is

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<v Speaker 2>that a dried leaf or is that you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't think it was grassy. No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it was a thing that happened. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why.

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<v Speaker 2>It struck us as funny because he was in as

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<v Speaker 2>strange little pose and so that was.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because we were little kids. We were like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is so oh funny. Became the running our lives.

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<v Speaker 2>This episode was our first big travel episode together.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, we left the stage, which is you should never

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<v Speaker 1>leave the stage, and the sitcom should never leave the stage.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always a disaster. We are a very well oiled

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<v Speaker 2>machine when inside of a sound stage and you take

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<v Speaker 2>us out and everyone goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everyone loses their mind and everything goes wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a few of the things that went wrong. One

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<v Speaker 2>of the biggest things that went wrong. Just as a

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<v Speaker 2>note to give you an overall background as to what

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<v Speaker 2>was happening while we shot this episode. Within the first

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<v Speaker 2>few days of being there, Jeff Franklin, who is an

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<v Speaker 2>avid tennis player and loves to play tennis, was on

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<v Speaker 2>the court and tore his achilles tendon, which is the

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<v Speaker 2>tendon that connects your foot to the back of your calf.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's an important one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an important one. You can't walk without it, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's really painful if you snap it. And he managed

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<v Speaker 2>to snap it, like within the first few days we

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<v Speaker 2>got there. So he was now in a wheelchair and

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<v Speaker 2>on copious amounts of pain medics the whole time that uh,

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<v Speaker 2>that he was there trying.

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<v Speaker 1>To do the show and unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>This is also in the days before cell phones. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh, one day we uh, we're all told to

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<v Speaker 2>go to one beach and uh the crew was actually

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<v Speaker 2>at another beach and those two beaches were not anywhere

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<v Speaker 2>near each other. Oh dear, and so uh, Mark Sandrowski

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<v Speaker 2>are our ad. Uh was in some sort of a

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<v Speaker 2>panic in connection.

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<v Speaker 3>With uh with with Keith who was our first idea

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<v Speaker 3>or was Keith our first ada at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we one of that was a stage manager. We

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<v Speaker 1>had stage managers back then too, So one was a

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<v Speaker 1>stage manager, one was an A D. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>they all kind of have the same stage managers were

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<v Speaker 1>A d's. That was just okay, okay. Then I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who was first for second or yeah, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>First, Keith was first, but I can't remember if Keith

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<v Speaker 2>was still with us it the time. Anyway, So that

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<v Speaker 2>took some coordinating because to two different beaches, two different crowds,

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<v Speaker 2>and getting one to the other it was yeah, oh dear.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 2>And I seem to remember before you shoot on Hawaii,

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<v Speaker 2>before you film there, they usually do some sort of

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<v Speaker 2>a like production blessing sort of thing. There's like a

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<v Speaker 2>there's a you know, lore to being on the island, obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>and the most productions do like a some sort of blessing.

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<v Speaker 2>And if I remember right, Jeff said, we didn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, oh no, Is that why everything went wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>I think so, And I think I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>we've maybe made it up somewhere along we're like, oh God,

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<v Speaker 2>well better bless this. Yeah, but whatever it was, but

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<v Speaker 2>I or maybe that's just you know, a joke that

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff said. Maybe whatever, But That was something that I

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<v Speaker 2>remember hearing was that either we didn't do it, or

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<v Speaker 2>or maybe we didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just it just didn't work. Maybe Bob and

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<v Speaker 1>Dave weren't taking it seriously enough and they were crappy

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<v Speaker 1>inappropriate jokes during a serious ritual, and then karma that

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<v Speaker 1>karma happened, and that's what you get exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>But we were in Hawaii for what like ten days shooting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say two week, ten days,

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<v Speaker 1>two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think we're been there about ten days. Had

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<v Speaker 2>the best time. Families came, My dad came, my dad,

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<v Speaker 2>your mom and dad came.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a fun family vacation in between work.

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<v Speaker 1>In between work. Yeah, no, that was It was so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so fun. We were all at the Turtle

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<v Speaker 1>Bay Hilton, like the one you see in the wide shot.

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<v Speaker 1>That is where we all stayed, and I hung out

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<v Speaker 1>of the pool all day while you guys went and

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<v Speaker 1>tried to find your beach. Yeah, to work out. That

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<v Speaker 1>was right.

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<v Speaker 2>And I also remember that the one problem, well not

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<v Speaker 2>the one, but one of the big problems that they

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<v Speaker 2>had with me and John in particular, was that we

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<v Speaker 2>tan really easily and they could not keep us the

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<v Speaker 2>same color, right.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a note like the evolution of your tan,

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<v Speaker 1>the continuity of your tan. I just like it was.

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<v Speaker 2>There's because there's some scenes that we that like come

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<v Speaker 2>in the earth in the beginning of the episode, but

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<v Speaker 2>we shot him later on and I'm like, I look

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<v Speaker 2>like I've just been out in the sun for days,

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<v Speaker 2>because I have and I can really easily and John.

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<v Speaker 2>But what it made me realize was is I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>there's Stephanie's Greek. Oh that's what it is. There she there,

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<v Speaker 2>she gets she she does well in the sun.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so that's your part of you call that for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway that I do remember that they uh well,

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<v Speaker 2>as soon as you arrive, as soon as you arrive

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<v Speaker 2>at the hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>The first scene in Hawaii, you are so tank Like

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<v Speaker 1>you're so blonde and so tan. It's so blond, so tan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so good. I can't wait to hear more of these stories.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get into this recap. We open. We have done

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<v Speaker 1>away with the normal teaser of Michelle doing whatever trick

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<v Speaker 1>of the week she learned. Now everybody is in the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>they are scrambling, they're putting together last minute details for

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<v Speaker 1>a surprise. Steph shouts they're coming, They're coming. As Becky

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<v Speaker 1>places a cake on the table. Danny gathers Becky, dj Stephan,

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle in front of the kitchen door and asks if

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<v Speaker 1>is everyone ready. Michelle shouts ready, and Becky and Danny

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<v Speaker 1>hush her and she whispers, I'm sorry, okay. Michelle's peak

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<v Speaker 1>cuteness in this episode, like her delivery and timing. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how they got these natural reactions at her,

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<v Speaker 1>but they were hysterical, hysterical. It didn't look like she

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<v Speaker 1>was parroting Adria. It looked very funny, and really I

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<v Speaker 1>loved it. So Joey and Jesse walk in. They're wearing

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<v Speaker 1>their professional clothing, and the family throws streamers at them,

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<v Speaker 1>yelling surprise. They laugh and thank them. Then Jesse turns

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<v Speaker 1>to Joey asking why are they doing this, and Joey responds,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Danny explains that today is the anniversary

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<v Speaker 1>of the day they all became a family. Oh sentimental,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, he states, as you know, you guys moved

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<v Speaker 1>in here to help me out for a couple of months. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, you can never leave Jesse tells the family

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<v Speaker 1>he loves them very much, and then confirms with Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>we can never leave. Danny smiles, that's right. Then Danny

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<v Speaker 1>breaks the news to celebrate, I have planned seven days

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<v Speaker 1>and seven nights of NonStop family fun in Hawaii. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>cheers and stuff shouts Hawaii. I love their punch great,

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<v Speaker 1>just red sugar water so good. Jesse turns to Becky

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<v Speaker 1>and insists that she come as well. Dj adds, Oh, yeah, Becky,

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<v Speaker 1>you and I would have so much fun. Becky hesitates,

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<v Speaker 1>thinking it's just a family vacation. Then Danny whips out

0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:50.040
<v Speaker 1>a plane ticket for her. She screams and wraps her

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<v Speaker 1>arms around Danny, thanking him. She turns to face Jesse. Oh, Jess,

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<v Speaker 1>you and me and Hawaii. As she wraps her arms

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<v Speaker 1>around him, Jesse excitedly tells her we'll make a pilgrimage

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<v Speaker 1>to every single spot where Elvis shot Blue Hawaii in

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<v Speaker 1>sixty one and Paradise Hawaiian Style in sixty five. Oh, Becky,

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<v Speaker 1>what could be more romantic? Becky awkwardly smiles and says,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll make a list, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, as we see Jesse's still in.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse lamb dude, Like, come on, dude, where's the romance? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>woo woo your girlfriend. Let's just stop thinking about Oh

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<v Speaker 1>hey Hawaii.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>DJ tells Michelle how exciting this is, and Michelle states, good,

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<v Speaker 1>now cut the cake while pointing to the decorated cake

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<v Speaker 1>on the table. Everybody has grown up. Jody are so

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<v Speaker 1>much taller this season. Yeah, you had a huge bert

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<v Speaker 1>and Kandace has her new classic style with the like

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<v Speaker 1>the feathered.

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<v Speaker 2>Bangs, though the bangs are on points so on They're like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good three to four inches of hype.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, well is it resive? Was it this season?

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<v Speaker 1>When she started going to a salon outside of the studio,

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<v Speaker 1>She would get her hair done before coming to the

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<v Speaker 1>studio to get into hair and makeup. So it was

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<v Speaker 1>like one particular person at one particular salon that would

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<v Speaker 1>do that blowout with those bangs. Oh, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know if it was this season or later,

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<v Speaker 1>but the hairstyle looked like the hairstyle she had. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>then maybe Sun so maybe it was season three?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, well and also season three, we have some

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<v Speaker 2>new title cards.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we do have some new title cards.

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<v Speaker 2>The adults and most of the group ones are the

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<v Speaker 2>same other than the kids have new ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Laurie now has her.

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<v Speaker 2>Own title card because she's a series regular. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 2>then of course the family scene at the end. We

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<v Speaker 2>are now in the backyard having a barbecue. Oh I

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<v Speaker 2>love that, seated around at the table together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, those were some new little bits in the

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<v Speaker 2>season three. But yeah, everyone has changed and has I

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<v Speaker 2>think I even wrote down like ooh, new haircuts like everyone,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's just all trimmed and looks good.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone was freshly quaffed.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone looked and again John and I are still very still.

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<v Speaker 1>So did you shoot this before you went to Hawaii

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<v Speaker 1>or act would have been because if I was just

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<v Speaker 1>out in the sun.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a pool when I was a kid, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>if I was just out in the sun like that,

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<v Speaker 2>they that was always the thing that I just come back,

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<v Speaker 2>really really tan, Jody.

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<v Speaker 1>It's unavoidable, no matter how sunscreen you wear.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So after these new title credits, we see some very

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<v Speaker 1>generic stock footage of a surfer in the ocean, just

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<v Speaker 1>to telegraph to anyone who was sleeping through the teaser

0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:31.280
<v Speaker 1>that we are now in Hawaii, in Hawaiian and we

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<v Speaker 1>see a wide shot of the Turtle Bay Hilton. A

0:20:34.480 --> 0:20:36.959
<v Speaker 1>blue van rolls up to the hotel with the Tanner

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<v Speaker 1>family inside. Everyone cheers, we made it. Jesse and Becky

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<v Speaker 1>are greeted by a hula dancer who places a lay

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<v Speaker 1>on Jesse. Jesse eyes the hula dancer and starts to

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<v Speaker 1>say have When Becky tells him careful and grabs him

0:20:51.520 --> 0:20:57.040
<v Speaker 1>by the lay, Jesse finishes, oh, I did yet, and

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<v Speaker 1>perhaps even more offensively, he's wearing white pleated pants that

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<v Speaker 1>are the look maybe Linen, I don't know it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was who wears white pleated pants to yes, Like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>my problem was more with Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's in a coat like a tweed coat. Why is

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<v Speaker 1>he wearing a tweed coat? Yeah, he's not doing Wake

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<v Speaker 1>Up San Francisco Live from Hawaii? Like why why is

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<v Speaker 1>he dressed like this? Like the girls are in cute

0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:30.080
<v Speaker 1>little sun dresses or rompers sandals, Like the women are

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<v Speaker 1>dressed very appropriately, but but not the guys.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I will say, though, is the again

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<v Speaker 2>the Tanner's piling out of this car and causing all

0:21:37.800 --> 0:21:40.080
<v Speaker 2>of this commotion and yelling and taking pictures. All I

0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:42.600
<v Speaker 2>could think was here they are again, the family that

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to see on vacations.

0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:49.359
<v Speaker 1>It's like the airport, say the Christmas airport scene. Obnoxious.

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<v Speaker 1>They are the obnoxious Americans that show up ignace and

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<v Speaker 1>are just like loud, drawing attention to themselves. Can't can't

0:21:58.520 --> 0:22:02.080
<v Speaker 1>figure things out. It's it's so. Steph is looking at

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<v Speaker 1>the view and she cannot help her excitement. Hawaii has

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<v Speaker 1>a swimming pool and an ocean and a soda machine.

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<v Speaker 1>No wonder they call it paradise. It's true. The hula

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<v Speaker 1>dancer greets Michelle with a lay and says, Aloha, little girl.

0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Michelle responds, Aloha, lady, I see your belly button. Yep.

0:22:19.960 --> 0:22:21.679
<v Speaker 1>She's just pointing out the obvious. You know you got

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of hula dancers there, Yeah, exposed billy buttons.

0:22:25.560 --> 0:22:28.400
<v Speaker 1>So Joey locks eyes with a hula dancer and appears

0:22:28.400 --> 0:22:32.159
<v Speaker 1>to be instantly in love. Dreamy music plays as Joey

0:22:32.160 --> 0:22:35.280
<v Speaker 1>gives the dancer a little wave. Steph interrupts his deep

0:22:35.320 --> 0:22:38.560
<v Speaker 1>fantasy by snapping her fingers in his face. He turns

0:22:38.600 --> 0:22:40.879
<v Speaker 1>to Steph and asks, did you see that girl? First

0:22:40.880 --> 0:22:43.439
<v Speaker 1>she smiled at me, then she winked at me, and

0:22:43.480 --> 0:22:46.960
<v Speaker 1>then she turned into somebody else, and an older lady

0:22:47.000 --> 0:22:50.400
<v Speaker 1>is now standing where the girl once was. She waves

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<v Speaker 1>at Joey, and Joey winds I hate when that happens,

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<v Speaker 1>and Steph rolls her eyes at him, which is the

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<v Speaker 1>perfect like you're rolling over your eyes? Was just no

0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:00.920
<v Speaker 1>notes perfect.

0:23:01.520 --> 0:23:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I I'm still so confused. This was I this

0:23:06.080 --> 0:23:07.840
<v Speaker 2>storyline was so weird to me. I was like, it's

0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:12.360
<v Speaker 2>so Joey's just having hallucination. It's just how's he has

0:23:12.400 --> 0:23:16.480
<v Speaker 2>he become that desperate and alone that he's like I see, yeah, he's.

0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:18.040
<v Speaker 1>Not having luck in his love life. So he's now

0:23:18.080 --> 0:23:21.200
<v Speaker 1>he's imagining women. Now he's imagining women. Yeah, and there. Yeah,

0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:23.000
<v Speaker 1>it was I guess it was supposed to be like

0:23:23.040 --> 0:23:26.480
<v Speaker 1>a mirage, but it was. Yeah, it went on like

0:23:26.600 --> 0:23:27.639
<v Speaker 1>it's like they could have given him.

0:23:27.680 --> 0:23:29.479
<v Speaker 2>So it was just it just came out of nowhere

0:23:29.480 --> 0:23:32.320
<v Speaker 2>for me. Yeah, but that felt like this entire episode

0:23:32.560 --> 0:23:33.840
<v Speaker 2>just everything comes out of nowhere.

0:23:33.880 --> 0:23:37.320
<v Speaker 1>You're like, WHOA, what is happening? Yeah, just we're in Hawaii.

0:23:37.320 --> 0:23:39.600
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna throw everything and salt that the wall and

0:23:39.640 --> 0:23:43.440
<v Speaker 1>see what sticks everything. So Danny walks over to grab Michelle.

0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:46.840
<v Speaker 1>And announces that he has plans for everyone. Everyone then

0:23:46.880 --> 0:23:50.840
<v Speaker 1>walks away. He says, Yo, callin all Tanners. Where's everybody going?

0:23:51.520 --> 0:23:54.600
<v Speaker 1>DJ's going surfing, stuff is going swimming, and Joey has

0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:58.320
<v Speaker 1>got to find that hula girl. Jesse has his arm around.

0:23:58.200 --> 0:24:00.959
<v Speaker 2>But hula dancer would be more appropriate. But who the dancer?

0:24:01.040 --> 0:24:03.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Yeah, no, I didn't mean for you.

0:24:03.200 --> 0:24:04.560
<v Speaker 2>I just meant like he says it, and I.

0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:07.560
<v Speaker 1>Was like, oh yeah, well yeah, she's a woman. She's

0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:11.840
<v Speaker 1>not a girl for sure. So Jesse announces that he

0:24:11.840 --> 0:24:14.480
<v Speaker 1>and Becky are taking the same drive that Elvis took

0:24:14.560 --> 0:24:17.479
<v Speaker 1>in Blue Hawaii, and Becky scrunches up her nose and

0:24:17.520 --> 0:24:22.879
<v Speaker 1>asks Jesse, we are again the self absorption? What are

0:24:22.880 --> 0:24:27.960
<v Speaker 1>you doing with? Narcissism is alive and well right, Danny

0:24:28.000 --> 0:24:30.320
<v Speaker 1>warns everyone to calm down because they are going to

0:24:30.320 --> 0:24:35.720
<v Speaker 1>get to do everything together. Everyone moans why, and Danny

0:24:35.720 --> 0:24:38.879
<v Speaker 1>responds back, well, that's a good start. He reminds him

0:24:38.880 --> 0:24:41.119
<v Speaker 1>they came to Hawaii to celebrate their two years of

0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:44.159
<v Speaker 1>being one big, happy family, and he tells them he

0:24:44.240 --> 0:24:47.119
<v Speaker 1>scheduled every minute of activities and it's all on his

0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:53.199
<v Speaker 1>clipboard of fun. Oh the fun so famous that it

0:24:53.240 --> 0:24:57.640
<v Speaker 1>comes back in fuller House. Danny glances at his watch

0:24:57.640 --> 0:25:00.399
<v Speaker 1>and tells them the trip has begun and per his schedule,

0:25:00.440 --> 0:25:03.480
<v Speaker 1>they only have fifteen minutes to check in. Danny runs off,

0:25:03.480 --> 0:25:13.840
<v Speaker 1>holding Michelle. Sure, and next we're on a golf course

0:25:14.160 --> 0:25:16.200
<v Speaker 1>where Joey has taken a swing at the tea box.

0:25:16.560 --> 0:25:19.440
<v Speaker 1>He sighs and asks you sure nobody else wants to

0:25:19.440 --> 0:25:22.400
<v Speaker 1>play golf. The camera flashes to everyone on a six

0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:25.560
<v Speaker 1>seater golf cart reading magazines, bored out of their minds,

0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:29.960
<v Speaker 1>and everyone's like, no, yep, and Dave really does love golf,

0:25:30.000 --> 0:25:32.440
<v Speaker 1>so this is inaccurate. Yeah, this was great. Yeah, he

0:25:32.800 --> 0:25:35.679
<v Speaker 1>got to do what he loves. Danny narrates as the

0:25:35.720 --> 0:25:38.520
<v Speaker 1>camera pans over a pretty beach. He says, now that

0:25:38.640 --> 0:25:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Joey has had his fun, it's time to learn about

0:25:40.960 --> 0:25:44.879
<v Speaker 1>the culture of Hawaii. Jesse sarcastically asks where are you

0:25:45.000 --> 0:25:49.840
<v Speaker 1>taking us? The don Hoe Museum. And it's funny. It's

0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:52.040
<v Speaker 1>funny to hear like which lines are so eighty r

0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:57.160
<v Speaker 1>like they're so obviously right, this is right, It's I

0:25:57.160 --> 0:25:58.960
<v Speaker 1>imagine there was a lot of looping to be had,

0:25:59.359 --> 0:26:02.600
<v Speaker 1>all right. Next, the crew ends up at the legend

0:26:02.680 --> 0:26:06.240
<v Speaker 1>of the menahunees hut. Steph points at the entrance sign

0:26:06.280 --> 0:26:10.520
<v Speaker 1>and says, look a little hula munchkin. Becky corrects her

0:26:10.520 --> 0:26:14.560
<v Speaker 1>and explains, no, it's a Menahune. According to the ancient legend,

0:26:14.800 --> 0:26:17.920
<v Speaker 1>they were the first people to inhabit the Hawaiian Islands.

0:26:18.280 --> 0:26:21.520
<v Speaker 1>The Manahunis have magical powers and help people when they

0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:25.120
<v Speaker 1>are in trouble, but only if you really believe in them.

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:29.280
<v Speaker 2>Is this a real lore of the Hawaiian Islands or

0:26:29.320 --> 0:26:32.480
<v Speaker 2>is this just something that they made up for the

0:26:32.480 --> 0:26:33.280
<v Speaker 2>white people that come.

0:26:33.240 --> 0:26:37.200
<v Speaker 1>With Well you know what I mean, right, Okay, I

0:26:37.640 --> 0:26:40.159
<v Speaker 1>think it's a real thing, at least for tourists. I

0:26:40.200 --> 0:26:41.840
<v Speaker 1>don't think it was made up just for this show.

0:26:42.480 --> 0:26:44.520
<v Speaker 2>But no, no, it wasn't just for this show. But

0:26:44.600 --> 0:26:47.159
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like, is it I mean, is it for

0:26:47.200 --> 0:26:49.359
<v Speaker 2>tourists or no?

0:26:49.359 --> 0:26:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Not? But like, is right?

0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:52.479
<v Speaker 2>Is it like something that they made up and they

0:26:52.480 --> 0:26:55.360
<v Speaker 2>were like, ah, let's do this or is it like actually,

0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:59.960
<v Speaker 2>like you know what actual cultural significance is it?

0:27:00.000 --> 0:27:02.439
<v Speaker 1>There's probably a kernel of truth in there, like one

0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:06.000
<v Speaker 1>kernel of cultural significance. And then right, and then just

0:27:06.280 --> 0:27:09.040
<v Speaker 1>the tourists, the white people ran and then how can

0:27:09.080 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 1>we sell things about it?

0:27:10.200 --> 0:27:10.400
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:14.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So if anyone has the real answer to that,

0:27:14.600 --> 0:27:16.160
<v Speaker 1>please let us know, because we.

0:27:16.160 --> 0:27:20.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, please, because this storyline felt uh yeah, for I

0:27:20.920 --> 0:27:24.200
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, we are dangerously close to.

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Just yeah, offending anyway, a lot of people to offend.

0:27:28.600 --> 0:27:30.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just I would like it to be known

0:27:30.840 --> 0:27:34.320
<v Speaker 2>that I was a child and I did not, but yeah, please,

0:27:34.800 --> 0:27:36.199
<v Speaker 2>there was yeah, because there were a lot of things

0:27:36.240 --> 0:27:37.480
<v Speaker 2>where I was like, I don't know.

0:27:37.400 --> 0:27:40.760
<v Speaker 1>That that's okay? Yeah, well yeah, true.

0:27:41.240 --> 0:27:44.080
<v Speaker 2>Tanner's definitely visited Hawaii.

0:27:43.680 --> 0:27:48.480
<v Speaker 1>In the eighties. Yes, definitely, it's it screams nineteen eighty nine.

0:27:49.320 --> 0:27:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, So Steph exclaims that she really does believe

0:27:52.880 --> 0:27:56.960
<v Speaker 1>and she wants to meet at Menahne. DJ tells her, Steph,

0:27:57.000 --> 0:28:01.040
<v Speaker 1>menahoneys are make believe like Mickey Mouse stuph pushes back.

0:28:01.080 --> 0:28:03.919
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, then how come at Disneyland we shook hands

0:28:03.960 --> 0:28:06.800
<v Speaker 1>with Mickey? Did you shake hands with a make believe mouse?

0:28:07.600 --> 0:28:10.680
<v Speaker 1>DJ fumbles over her words, and Steph emphasizes, I think

0:28:10.720 --> 0:28:15.200
<v Speaker 1>you do know. Steph is just dishing it out, you know, yeah,

0:28:15.280 --> 0:28:19.000
<v Speaker 1>she was really she's so confident. I think you know

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:22.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm right yeah. Steph turns to talk to mister Bear

0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 1>in her arms and says, poor kid can't tell the

0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:28.760
<v Speaker 1>difference between real and make believe because mister Bear is real,

0:28:29.440 --> 0:28:33.639
<v Speaker 1>you know. Of course. Next, the blue van pulls up

0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:36.160
<v Speaker 1>to the beach and Danny announces they have an hour

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:39.080
<v Speaker 1>and twenty minutes to meet and greet over fifty seven

0:28:39.200 --> 0:28:43.200
<v Speaker 1>varieties of marine life. Everyone cheers and walks to the water.

0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:47.760
<v Speaker 1>The camera cuts to Jesse writing a killer whale and yelling, Becky,

0:28:47.840 --> 0:28:52.200
<v Speaker 1>get a picture. That's this is.

0:28:52.200 --> 0:28:54.000
<v Speaker 2>It was just so I was like, oh, now we're

0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:57.840
<v Speaker 2>writing whales like it was. Everything in this episode happened

0:28:57.880 --> 0:28:58.480
<v Speaker 2>so fast.

0:28:58.520 --> 0:29:00.600
<v Speaker 1>There was no segue. Yeah, Danny has that throw a

0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:02.800
<v Speaker 1>line about marine life. But now suddenly you're like a

0:29:02.840 --> 0:29:04.360
<v Speaker 1>SeaWorld type establishment.

0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:08.000
<v Speaker 2>But fifty seven varieties of marine life. I think they

0:29:08.000 --> 0:29:11.280
<v Speaker 2>were at like marine world or a sea world type.

0:29:11.520 --> 0:29:14.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. They weren't snarkling in the ocean. No, you were

0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:15.000
<v Speaker 1>at a no.

0:29:15.000 --> 0:29:18.160
<v Speaker 2>No, we were established visiting some poor little whales in

0:29:18.200 --> 0:29:18.640
<v Speaker 2>a tank.

0:29:18.800 --> 0:29:23.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, and dolphins yeah, and Jesse's writing one of them. Okay.

0:29:25.600 --> 0:29:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Becky tries to take a picture, but says tell him

0:29:27.640 --> 0:29:30.360
<v Speaker 1>to swim more to the left and Jesse's like, it's

0:29:30.360 --> 0:29:33.520
<v Speaker 1>a killer whale. You tell him this is really John

0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 1>did great for being as non athletic as he is,

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 1>he did a very good job. Yeah, riding that killer whale. Impressive.

0:29:41.440 --> 0:29:43.640
<v Speaker 1>Joey's on a plank over the water with Michelle on

0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:46.160
<v Speaker 1>his lap and a dolphin dances in front of them.

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Michelle says, nice fishy, Big Fishy and Stephan DJ are

0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 1>also hanging out by the water with some dolphins. Danny

0:29:54.320 --> 0:29:56.400
<v Speaker 1>remains on the beach with his video camera, trying to

0:29:56.440 --> 0:30:00.000
<v Speaker 1>capture every moment. DJ and Steph grab onto a dolphin

0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:03.480
<v Speaker 1>and Danny tells them, hang on, girls, those things don't

0:30:03.520 --> 0:30:06.560
<v Speaker 1>come with seat belts. The dolphins pull them as the

0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:11.240
<v Speaker 1>girls laugh and scream. That was such a highlight.

0:30:11.360 --> 0:30:13.840
<v Speaker 2>And of course now I have my you know, poor

0:30:14.440 --> 0:30:18.280
<v Speaker 2>issues with dolphins and all of that in captivity, but

0:30:18.480 --> 0:30:20.680
<v Speaker 2>as a ten year old, as a seven year old,

0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:23.280
<v Speaker 2>it was one of the most exciting moments of my life.

0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:25.840
<v Speaker 2>I love animals. I love anything I get to do

0:30:25.880 --> 0:30:30.320
<v Speaker 2>with animals, and I was like, let's do this.

0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:33.200
<v Speaker 1>I was not afraid. I was like one ready to

0:30:33.280 --> 0:30:33.760
<v Speaker 1>jump right in.

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:36.080
<v Speaker 2>I think we did it twice because if I remember right,

0:30:36.120 --> 0:30:40.280
<v Speaker 2>the first time we went across, I think Candice started

0:30:40.280 --> 0:30:42.320
<v Speaker 2>to go and then her hands slipped or something and

0:30:42.400 --> 0:30:44.200
<v Speaker 2>I think she had like we had to turn around.

0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:44.560
<v Speaker 1>And do it again.

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, uh, but yeah it was I I mean, as

0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:52.240
<v Speaker 2>you can see from the gigantic smile plastered on my face, huge,

0:30:52.400 --> 0:30:54.600
<v Speaker 2>and I believe that the reactions when we get out

0:30:54.640 --> 0:30:56.240
<v Speaker 2>of the water, when we're like, oh my gosh, that

0:30:56.320 --> 0:30:59.720
<v Speaker 2>was so fun, that was like, that's just genuinely that

0:30:59.840 --> 0:31:02.640
<v Speaker 2>was just the cameras like on us after and that

0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:04.920
<v Speaker 2>was our kind of natural reaction.

0:31:05.040 --> 0:31:08.400
<v Speaker 1>It was pretty amazing. It looked like a blast. Now,

0:31:08.440 --> 0:31:11.440
<v Speaker 1>did you have trainers? Like did you have any instruction

0:31:11.880 --> 0:31:13.360
<v Speaker 1>or did they just throw you on a dolphins and

0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:15.760
<v Speaker 1>hold on? You know? Was one thing. But yeah, no,

0:31:15.800 --> 0:31:17.240
<v Speaker 1>the trainers were right there because.

0:31:17.440 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 2>Dolphins can you know, they're they're they're animals, so they yeah,

0:31:21.080 --> 0:31:22.920
<v Speaker 2>definitely had to be you know, with the trainers and

0:31:22.960 --> 0:31:26.200
<v Speaker 2>all that kind of stuff. But yeah, it was yeah,

0:31:26.360 --> 0:31:28.280
<v Speaker 2>very you know, they did a good job.

0:31:28.320 --> 0:31:28.680
<v Speaker 1>They didn't.

0:31:28.840 --> 0:31:32.800
<v Speaker 2>None of the animals were like, you know, abused or overworked.

0:31:32.320 --> 0:31:32.959
<v Speaker 1>Or anything like that.

0:31:33.160 --> 0:31:34.960
<v Speaker 2>It was just you know, but we did have like

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:36.960
<v Speaker 2>one or two times to do it and then that

0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:37.280
<v Speaker 2>was it.

0:31:37.360 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so they did. It was one of those no,

0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:40.120
<v Speaker 1>they did not.

0:31:40.240 --> 0:31:41.960
<v Speaker 2>It was one of those like this is this is

0:31:42.000 --> 0:31:45.840
<v Speaker 2>your one shot, enjoy it sort of moments, okay, and

0:31:45.960 --> 0:31:48.520
<v Speaker 2>you know they they go relatively fast and you're like, oh,

0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:50.720
<v Speaker 2>you really got to hold on and they're slippery.

0:31:50.800 --> 0:31:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh you know, if you've ever touched a dolphin, they're

0:31:52.640 --> 0:31:53.200
<v Speaker 1>very slippery.

0:31:53.280 --> 0:31:56.120
<v Speaker 2>So it is I can see, uh, you know why

0:31:56.200 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 2>she slipped off that first go around. But yeah, it's uh,

0:31:59.720 --> 0:32:01.920
<v Speaker 2>it was a really really exciting moment and something that

0:32:01.960 --> 0:32:05.600
<v Speaker 2>I'll never forget, you know, doing with the full house crew.

0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh it looked awesome. I can only imagine as a

0:32:08.120 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 1>seven year old, like, what an experience. That's just so cool.

0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:13.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, one of those iconic moments that you just

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:18.800
<v Speaker 1>always remember. Yeah, absolutely so great. So they reached the

0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:21.840
<v Speaker 1>deck and Danny is standing over them with his clipboard

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:25.120
<v Speaker 1>and a stopwatch. He announces, Okay, time's up. Everybody out

0:32:25.120 --> 0:32:28.080
<v Speaker 1>of the pool. He blows his whistle and three dolphins

0:32:28.120 --> 0:32:30.400
<v Speaker 1>magically leap out of the water and he shouts not

0:32:30.520 --> 0:32:35.080
<v Speaker 1>you guys. Sometime later, Jesse is excited and runs over

0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:38.600
<v Speaker 1>to a palm tree hanging over a stream. He says,

0:32:38.640 --> 0:32:41.440
<v Speaker 1>this is it, folks, this is the exact tree Elvis

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:45.120
<v Speaker 1>floated by singing drums of the island in his nineteen

0:32:45.160 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 1>sixty five Technicolor Classic Paradise Hawaii style. Please just take

0:32:49.080 --> 0:32:52.920
<v Speaker 1>a moment and let it all soak in. I was wondering,

0:32:53.040 --> 0:32:54.800
<v Speaker 1>like he dragged the whole family, like I thought he

0:32:54.880 --> 0:32:57.160
<v Speaker 1>was just Becky was the poor hostage on this, you know.

0:32:57.400 --> 0:33:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Now everyone is the hostage. Everyone hostage. Everyone's the hostage

0:33:01.680 --> 0:33:05.040
<v Speaker 1>in this situation, and the gang. So the gang's watching

0:33:05.120 --> 0:33:08.360
<v Speaker 1>is Jesse's just doing his thing, and Becky finally chimes

0:33:08.360 --> 0:33:10.000
<v Speaker 1>in and says, well, I'm soaked, let's go.

0:33:10.920 --> 0:33:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, remember Danny said they had to do everything together

0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:15.120
<v Speaker 2>because originally people were like, oh, I'm gonna go do this,

0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:16.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go do that, but Danny's like, no, we're

0:33:16.680 --> 0:33:17.200
<v Speaker 2>doing it together.

0:33:17.240 --> 0:33:18.280
<v Speaker 1>So everybody had to go.

0:33:18.640 --> 0:33:22.920
<v Speaker 2>While Joey was golfing, everybody asks to go, while Jesse's looking.

0:33:22.720 --> 0:33:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Looking at her. Oh my goodness. Okay, so this is

0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Danny's fault. It's it really has nothing to do with Jesse.

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:27.880
<v Speaker 1>It's Dan.

0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:29.560
<v Speaker 2>He was like, I would have gone and done this

0:33:29.600 --> 0:33:31.040
<v Speaker 2>by myself, but you guys all got to come with

0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:33.160
<v Speaker 2>me because we got to stick togetherat.

0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:36.840
<v Speaker 1>So Jesse asked if they would take some pictures, and

0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:39.200
<v Speaker 1>he strikes an Elvis pos and says, thank you. You're

0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:42.360
<v Speaker 1>a beautiful family. Michelle turns to Becky and mutters, he's

0:33:42.600 --> 0:33:46.600
<v Speaker 1>nuts again, perfect little button to this scene, and she

0:33:46.640 --> 0:33:47.320
<v Speaker 1>crushes it.

0:33:47.320 --> 0:33:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, because John is acting like an It's hilarious.

0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:52.680
<v Speaker 1>She's like the Greek chorus. She's saying exactly what we're

0:33:52.680 --> 0:33:56.320
<v Speaker 1>all thinking. Yeah, Jesse is nuts. Everyone is now in

0:33:56.360 --> 0:34:01.520
<v Speaker 1>a kayak, paddling synchronously. How do you say that? Synchronous?

0:34:01.520 --> 0:34:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Synchronous synchronously and yelling stroke?

0:34:05.640 --> 0:34:09.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, can you imagine them getting through that?

0:34:10.640 --> 0:34:12.760
<v Speaker 1>How many takes did this take? How many?

0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:17.239
<v Speaker 2>Right with Bob and Dave with a long paddle in

0:34:17.280 --> 0:34:22.920
<v Speaker 2>their hands, yelling's stroke repeated d please. I was actually

0:34:22.920 --> 0:34:24.560
<v Speaker 2>looking at them. I was like, what are they doing?

0:34:24.680 --> 0:34:26.879
<v Speaker 2>Are they doing anything inappropriate? But you know what I mean,

0:34:26.960 --> 0:34:28.880
<v Speaker 2>like what what did they tried to do that?

0:34:28.880 --> 0:34:30.879
<v Speaker 1>They couldn't quite get away with it? But yeah, it

0:34:30.920 --> 0:34:34.520
<v Speaker 1>was I can only imagine, like at least the kids

0:34:34.560 --> 0:34:36.560
<v Speaker 1>were there, so they had to rein it in somewhat.

0:34:36.640 --> 0:34:39.000
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, yeah, they imagine I was going to.

0:34:39.239 --> 0:34:41.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember them doing anything, but I'm sure that

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:44.799
<v Speaker 2>they were. Yeah, and then but I do remember that,

0:34:44.920 --> 0:34:46.520
<v Speaker 2>you know. Again, it was one of those you got

0:34:46.520 --> 0:34:48.320
<v Speaker 2>one shot to do the sort of things when David

0:34:48.680 --> 0:34:52.120
<v Speaker 2>jumps into the water. Yeah, because Joey's hallucinating again, right,

0:34:52.320 --> 0:34:54.440
<v Speaker 2>did Joey bring like some shrooms on this strip?

0:34:54.480 --> 0:34:57.800
<v Speaker 1>What's happening? I don't know, you know, like, is it that,

0:34:57.920 --> 0:34:59.000
<v Speaker 1>are you dehydrated?

0:34:59.040 --> 0:34:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Do you need some water?

0:35:00.360 --> 0:35:02.040
<v Speaker 1>Is it sunstroke? What's happening?

0:35:02.080 --> 0:35:03.840
<v Speaker 2>And why do you keep seeing invisible people?

0:35:04.320 --> 0:35:06.320
<v Speaker 1>It would make more sense if he had sunstroke or

0:35:06.480 --> 0:35:09.880
<v Speaker 1>there was some medical explanation for this. Yeah, we just

0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:13.960
<v Speaker 1>never find out. We never find it out, so weird. Yeah, yeah, anyway,

0:35:13.960 --> 0:35:16.120
<v Speaker 1>but he did this dive was beautiful. At first, I

0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:18.040
<v Speaker 1>was convinced it was a stunt person, but then he

0:35:18.080 --> 0:35:19.400
<v Speaker 1>popped up and I was like, oh my god, that

0:35:19.480 --> 0:35:23.600
<v Speaker 1>was really Dave doing this dive. It was fantastic. Joey

0:35:23.640 --> 0:35:26.399
<v Speaker 1>reaches ashore, but his hula girl is no longer there.

0:35:27.000 --> 0:35:31.600
<v Speaker 1>He weeps, She's gone, and I'm alone and wet and

0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:33.239
<v Speaker 1>hallucinating again.

0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:37.040
<v Speaker 2>Right and right and possibly having a psychotic break. But

0:35:37.080 --> 0:35:39.480
<v Speaker 2>that's that's neither here north east of your concerns.

0:35:40.880 --> 0:35:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Next, the family is on a boat. Oh oh, the boat.

0:35:46.640 --> 0:35:48.799
<v Speaker 1>I have stories about this, but good, I can't wait.

0:35:49.719 --> 0:35:53.399
<v Speaker 1>This is this is adventure. This is ambitious, like put

0:35:53.400 --> 0:35:54.000
<v Speaker 1>in a candy.

0:35:54.160 --> 0:35:56.600
<v Speaker 2>Just one vague story because all of us, all of

0:35:56.680 --> 0:35:59.680
<v Speaker 2>us kids, were so hopped up on dramamine, because we

0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:03.200
<v Speaker 2>were in that boat all day for hours. They were

0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:05.719
<v Speaker 2>worried about it's getting seasick, so they gave us dramamine. Okay, Well,

0:36:05.760 --> 0:36:08.680
<v Speaker 2>one thing that dramamine does is knocks you out.

0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:09.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh no.

0:36:09.520 --> 0:36:12.800
<v Speaker 2>So if you look at Michelle in the entire scene,

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:17.040
<v Speaker 2>she's wearing that life jacket, but she's just leaned up

0:36:17.080 --> 0:36:21.560
<v Speaker 2>against the table. She is one hundred percent asleep. One

0:36:21.680 --> 0:36:24.319
<v Speaker 2>hundred percent asleep. You can see she look you look

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:26.480
<v Speaker 2>at me and Canvas over in the corner. When it's

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:31.640
<v Speaker 2>like just group shots everything, I'm like passages on the like.

0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:33.799
<v Speaker 2>Thank God for the life jackets. It's the only thing

0:36:33.840 --> 0:36:36.760
<v Speaker 2>that kept our heads up. Right, we were all asleep.

0:36:37.200 --> 0:36:38.960
<v Speaker 2>We're out in the sun and on the thing. I

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:42.400
<v Speaker 2>remember Adria was like talked under the under the the

0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:44.439
<v Speaker 2>cabin of the boat, so she'd like pull us under

0:36:44.480 --> 0:36:47.680
<v Speaker 2>there to get out of the sun. It was hot,

0:36:47.800 --> 0:36:49.320
<v Speaker 2>it was we were out there forever.

0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:50.200
<v Speaker 1>It sounds.

0:36:50.360 --> 0:36:52.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Michelle is one hundred percent asleep. And then when

0:36:52.840 --> 0:36:54.360
<v Speaker 2>you see it, like at the end of the scene.

0:36:54.120 --> 0:36:55.160
<v Speaker 1>She grabs the chips.

0:36:55.400 --> 0:36:59.480
<v Speaker 2>If you look at her face, she's like just like

0:36:59.560 --> 0:37:02.799
<v Speaker 2>I think that was the only action shot because it

0:37:02.840 --> 0:37:05.239
<v Speaker 2>was the only time they could get her to do

0:37:05.280 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 2>something because they were just out.

0:37:08.120 --> 0:37:12.879
<v Speaker 1>We were all just asleep. Oh my sea. Yeah, that

0:37:12.880 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 1>that was hysterical. I was just like, why isn't Michelle

0:37:15.640 --> 0:37:17.960
<v Speaker 1>moving over there in the corner? They were like just

0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:20.480
<v Speaker 1>kind of lean her. I don't know, it's so funny.

0:37:20.600 --> 0:37:24.080
<v Speaker 1>She looked like the drunk baby stand in right she did.

0:37:24.440 --> 0:37:28.440
<v Speaker 1>That wassterical. I can only imagine the logistics involved with

0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:31.640
<v Speaker 1>planning a shoot on a moving boat in.

0:37:31.719 --> 0:37:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, we had to there was the boat where that

0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:35.279
<v Speaker 2>we were all in, and then of course there's the

0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:37.720
<v Speaker 2>boat next to us that has the crew and stuff

0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:38.880
<v Speaker 2>and the you know all that.

0:37:39.120 --> 0:37:41.839
<v Speaker 1>It was yeah, and Jeff with a broken foot and

0:37:41.880 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 1>a cast and a wheelchair, was he did they put

0:37:44.080 --> 0:37:46.600
<v Speaker 1>him on the don't think he I don't know. I

0:37:46.640 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 1>can't imagine they could. I don't know. I don't know

0:37:49.080 --> 0:37:52.520
<v Speaker 1>what a horrible time let him onto a boat. I mean,

0:37:52.760 --> 0:37:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I know they had to wheel him onto the sand,

0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:55.560
<v Speaker 1>but I don't know.

0:37:55.480 --> 0:37:57.920
<v Speaker 2>If they had to put boards down to get him

0:37:57.960 --> 0:37:58.720
<v Speaker 2>across the sand.

0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:02.160
<v Speaker 1>And the crazy thing is is he did it again

0:38:02.360 --> 0:38:04.240
<v Speaker 1>in Fuller House when we went to Japan.

0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:07.320
<v Speaker 2>Right before we went to Japan, he broke his foot

0:38:07.400 --> 0:38:11.400
<v Speaker 2>again and traveled to Japan with a broken foot and

0:38:11.440 --> 0:38:14.360
<v Speaker 2>we were like a full cast with crutches in the

0:38:14.400 --> 0:38:15.840
<v Speaker 2>beginning of season three.

0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:22.120
<v Speaker 1>It's cursed. It's because nobody did the production blessing or whatever. Right, Yep,

0:38:22.600 --> 0:38:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Jeff is still cursed to this day. So Danny says

0:38:26.719 --> 0:38:28.960
<v Speaker 1>the clipboard of fun says that I get to be

0:38:29.040 --> 0:38:32.920
<v Speaker 1>the skipper of the boat, and dj complains, Skipper, We've

0:38:32.960 --> 0:38:36.320
<v Speaker 1>been out here for hours literally, And Jesse's like, Danny,

0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:39.840
<v Speaker 1>do you even have a clue where we are? Everyone

0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:44.280
<v Speaker 1>wearing their bright orange life vests on the boat, neck pillows,

0:38:44.280 --> 0:38:48.440
<v Speaker 1>neck pillows like travel pillows. Yea, and Danny's wearing a

0:38:48.440 --> 0:38:52.040
<v Speaker 1>captain hat and he says, oh he madies gather around

0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:57.239
<v Speaker 1>ye skipper Steff enthusiastically responds II Skipper. I don't know

0:38:57.280 --> 0:38:57.600
<v Speaker 1>if I was.

0:38:57.600 --> 0:39:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Too enthusiastic though, yeah, I was driaming. I was like, yes,

0:39:02.400 --> 0:39:04.560
<v Speaker 2>you're just trying to stay away, just like, yeah, just

0:39:04.680 --> 0:39:05.520
<v Speaker 2>get through the line.

0:39:06.360 --> 0:39:09.360
<v Speaker 1>Danny claims that they will be arriving any minute to Pua,

0:39:09.640 --> 0:39:11.440
<v Speaker 1>where they will have a picnic on the beach and

0:39:11.480 --> 0:39:15.560
<v Speaker 1>a Polynesian show. When Joey asks what island he's referring to,

0:39:15.760 --> 0:39:18.280
<v Speaker 1>Danny sticks his finger on the map to show Joey

0:39:18.719 --> 0:39:20.960
<v Speaker 1>and the island comes up with his finger in the

0:39:20.960 --> 0:39:24.440
<v Speaker 1>form of a potato chip. Dj points out that it's

0:39:24.440 --> 0:39:27.200
<v Speaker 1>on his finger and Jesse says, oh, hey, Maties, your

0:39:27.239 --> 0:39:30.920
<v Speaker 1>skipper's been sailing all morning to a potato chip crumb.

0:39:31.440 --> 0:39:37.319
<v Speaker 2>Everybody else the Dangers of Life before GPS navigating to

0:39:37.440 --> 0:39:39.120
<v Speaker 2>a piece of lint.

0:39:39.600 --> 0:39:42.000
<v Speaker 1>This was a great bit. I mean, it's it's very

0:39:42.000 --> 0:39:43.880
<v Speaker 1>sick commy, but I loved it. I'm like, that's is

0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:46.200
<v Speaker 1>really funny. Like I was very entertained by this.

0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:48.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, and this whole family is like, we have

0:39:48.560 --> 0:39:53.080
<v Speaker 2>to navigate ourselves to a beach, to an island to

0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:53.720
<v Speaker 2>see a show.

0:39:54.920 --> 0:39:59.080
<v Speaker 1>That's impressive. Yes, it's very very ambitious, but Danny's determined

0:39:59.200 --> 0:40:01.560
<v Speaker 1>to stick to his clipboard of fun, like he's not

0:40:01.560 --> 0:40:02.319
<v Speaker 1>going to stray from that.

0:40:02.640 --> 0:40:04.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe this is where we find out Danny's love

0:40:04.719 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 2>of nautical things and why his entire house is in

0:40:08.840 --> 0:40:11.440
<v Speaker 2>a nautical theme because he's always dreamed of being a skipper,

0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:13.520
<v Speaker 2>and so this is his moment, and now we see

0:40:13.680 --> 0:40:15.560
<v Speaker 2>that he actually really sucks at it and he should

0:40:15.600 --> 0:40:17.080
<v Speaker 2>just stick to putting a sea pappy.

0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:20.279
<v Speaker 1>In his living room. That all makes sense now, like

0:40:20.320 --> 0:40:23.480
<v Speaker 1>that makes total sense. This is something he's always aspired

0:40:23.520 --> 0:40:25.960
<v Speaker 1>to be. But yeah, he's just stuck with a sea

0:40:25.960 --> 0:40:28.319
<v Speaker 1>pappy and some old ancient wooden.

0:40:28.440 --> 0:40:32.000
<v Speaker 2>Just not yeah, yeah, anytime Danny's on a boat, it

0:40:32.040 --> 0:40:34.520
<v Speaker 2>doesn't sea crews yes, oh bad, and go what.

0:40:34.440 --> 0:40:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Bad things happen when Danny's on a boat? So Becky

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:40.680
<v Speaker 1>points out an island in the distance and everyone cheers.

0:40:41.640 --> 0:40:44.480
<v Speaker 1>DJ asks exactly where that island is on the map,

0:40:44.960 --> 0:40:47.680
<v Speaker 1>just as Michelle dumps the entire bag of potato chips

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:50.279
<v Speaker 1>on it or was it even heard?

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Was somebody like no, but you can see weird, like

0:40:55.800 --> 0:40:57.520
<v Speaker 2>the bag goes like over her face and they were

0:40:57.520 --> 0:41:00.560
<v Speaker 2>probably great, she's half a sleep anyway, we don't need.

0:41:00.480 --> 0:41:02.839
<v Speaker 1>To see it yet. We got the shot. Let's move

0:41:02.840 --> 0:41:07.239
<v Speaker 1>on right next on the island. The family lands on

0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:10.239
<v Speaker 1>the island and discovers that there is nothing up the

0:41:10.239 --> 0:41:13.680
<v Speaker 1>beach or down the beach. Jesse says, I haven't seen

0:41:13.719 --> 0:41:17.960
<v Speaker 1>one sign of intelligent life skipper. Danny instructs everyone not

0:41:18.000 --> 0:41:19.960
<v Speaker 1>to panic and to just go back to the boat.

0:41:20.760 --> 0:41:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Joey holds Michelle as she says aye, Aye, skipper, and

0:41:23.480 --> 0:41:26.919
<v Speaker 1>Joey tells her don't encourage Danny. There's been a change

0:41:26.920 --> 0:41:29.000
<v Speaker 1>of plans now, as Danny explains they are going to

0:41:29.040 --> 0:41:31.319
<v Speaker 1>have their picnic on the boat. He says they can

0:41:31.360 --> 0:41:33.799
<v Speaker 1>still make the Polynesian Show, but if they're late, this

0:41:33.880 --> 0:41:37.279
<v Speaker 1>could spell disaster for the clipboard of fun. Oh no.

0:41:37.560 --> 0:41:40.439
<v Speaker 1>Michelle waves bye bye to the boat and DJ thinks

0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:45.240
<v Speaker 1>it's adorable until she realizes it's their boat floating away.

0:41:46.719 --> 0:41:49.319
<v Speaker 1>Danny says, oh, DJ, don't be silly. I tied up

0:41:49.320 --> 0:41:51.959
<v Speaker 1>our boat right and he points to where he thinks

0:41:51.960 --> 0:41:55.279
<v Speaker 1>the boat is, but it's not. Jesse grabs his arm

0:41:55.280 --> 0:41:57.160
<v Speaker 1>and points it in the right direction of where the

0:41:57.200 --> 0:42:00.520
<v Speaker 1>boat actually is, which is several several yards off the shore.

0:42:01.680 --> 0:42:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Danny runs into the water shouting come back, with Jesse

0:42:04.880 --> 0:42:08.360
<v Speaker 1>closely behind him. Becky warns Jesse he won't catch the boat,

0:42:08.480 --> 0:42:10.640
<v Speaker 1>and Jesse says back, I don't want to catch the boat.

0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:12.400
<v Speaker 1>I want to catch Danny.

0:42:12.719 --> 0:42:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh, is this round two of when he uh, you know,

0:42:16.560 --> 0:42:19.200
<v Speaker 2>when he when he fractured a rib of Danny's at

0:42:19.200 --> 0:42:23.239
<v Speaker 2>thea after they eloped. Oh yeah, we know there's a

0:42:23.360 --> 0:42:25.839
<v Speaker 2>history of Jesse, you know, pumeling Danny.

0:42:25.880 --> 0:42:28.080
<v Speaker 1>So Danny has a legitimate fear. Yeah, no, this is

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:31.839
<v Speaker 1>this is Jesse's mildly violent side and right, yeah, yeah,

0:42:31.880 --> 0:42:35.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm here for this. We cut to a quick commercial break,

0:42:36.160 --> 0:42:38.840
<v Speaker 1>and when we come back, Jesse is still chasing Danny

0:42:38.880 --> 0:42:42.560
<v Speaker 1>around the beach, and John is wearing white sneakers and

0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:47.000
<v Speaker 1>white socks, whereas everyone else's barefoot, Like what what does

0:42:47.080 --> 0:42:47.960
<v Speaker 1>John hate sand?

0:42:48.120 --> 0:42:48.200
<v Speaker 2>Like?

0:42:48.280 --> 0:42:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Why is Jesse wearing in addition to his skinny chicken legs.

0:42:52.840 --> 0:42:55.319
<v Speaker 2>He's got he has very tiny, dainty feet, and he

0:42:55.680 --> 0:42:57.560
<v Speaker 2>and he felt that they looked better in shoes.

0:42:58.280 --> 0:43:00.319
<v Speaker 1>It just looked so out of place that I like,

0:43:00.640 --> 0:43:03.200
<v Speaker 1>this had to be something John insisted on because everyone

0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:06.400
<v Speaker 1>else's well, yeah it was.

0:43:06.480 --> 0:43:08.160
<v Speaker 2>It was part of the look, right, it was like

0:43:08.239 --> 0:43:10.480
<v Speaker 2>the tank top and the white linen pants and.

0:43:10.360 --> 0:43:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Like the shoes, Like I get it.

0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:13.520
<v Speaker 2>It's like my kids that go to the beach and

0:43:13.520 --> 0:43:15.160
<v Speaker 2>they're like I'm and I'm like, why are you wearing

0:43:15.239 --> 0:43:15.640
<v Speaker 2>tennis shoes?

0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:16.920
<v Speaker 1>And they're like it's part of my look. It's like

0:43:17.080 --> 0:43:19.399
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand you. Yeah, well, in this scene he's

0:43:19.480 --> 0:43:21.360
<v Speaker 1>ditched the white linen pants and he's wearing like the

0:43:21.960 --> 0:43:29.520
<v Speaker 1>loudest neon shorts. The neon very very bright, so like

0:43:29.640 --> 0:43:31.880
<v Speaker 1>very bright. They should have been saved and rescued just

0:43:31.960 --> 0:43:32.799
<v Speaker 1>from Yeah, they would have.

0:43:33.239 --> 0:43:35.640
<v Speaker 2>It just could have waved those in the air and

0:43:36.000 --> 0:43:36.760
<v Speaker 2>attract attention.

0:43:36.880 --> 0:43:39.319
<v Speaker 1>That would have solved everything if they just thought of that.

0:43:39.760 --> 0:43:43.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, the whole family is dressed like, uh, a really

0:43:43.680 --> 0:43:49.000
<v Speaker 2>obnoxious sort of flower pattern. Yeah that both clashes and

0:43:49.080 --> 0:43:51.760
<v Speaker 2>coordinates and I'm not sure how, but yeah, it's.

0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:53.839
<v Speaker 1>Very Kimmy gibbler asque. I I loved it. It is.

0:43:54.040 --> 0:43:57.280
<v Speaker 1>The palette is floral, floral, floral.

0:43:57.000 --> 0:43:59.000
<v Speaker 2>You know, mismatched floral.

0:43:59.360 --> 0:43:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I love it.

0:44:00.120 --> 0:44:04.439
<v Speaker 2>May I say Becky's swimsuit cover up that she's wearing

0:44:04.480 --> 0:44:06.560
<v Speaker 2>in the scene has shoulder pads.

0:44:07.200 --> 0:44:11.520
<v Speaker 1>It does, Oh my gosh, that is so eighties? Does

0:44:12.000 --> 0:44:15.319
<v Speaker 1>it a baby suit cover up? Has shoulder pads?

0:44:15.480 --> 0:44:21.359
<v Speaker 2>It severe shoulder pads like Dave LORI like a like

0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:22.959
<v Speaker 2>it was like a like.

0:44:22.880 --> 0:44:25.200
<v Speaker 1>A very like a linebacker.

0:44:26.000 --> 0:44:29.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, very great, like it was yeah, like very

0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:31.520
<v Speaker 2>out and uh huh.

0:44:31.239 --> 0:44:34.239
<v Speaker 1>Hey, you shoulders needed structure in the eighties. They so

0:44:34.719 --> 0:44:35.120
<v Speaker 1>they did.

0:44:35.239 --> 0:44:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and each time like shoulder pads.

0:44:38.400 --> 0:44:41.520
<v Speaker 1>So it's hey, when you're hot and sweaty and it's humid,

0:44:41.800 --> 0:44:42.719
<v Speaker 1>what you need more.

0:44:43.000 --> 0:44:45.239
<v Speaker 2>They prevent your shoulders from getting tann though, does it

0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:46.920
<v Speaker 2>leave a strange tan line when you have a shoulder

0:44:46.960 --> 0:44:47.239
<v Speaker 2>pad in.

0:44:47.239 --> 0:44:49.719
<v Speaker 1>Your and I would assume I would assume.

0:44:49.440 --> 0:44:51.960
<v Speaker 2>It create some sort of at least maybe your shoulders

0:44:51.960 --> 0:44:53.960
<v Speaker 2>don't get burnt, like a little mini umbrella.

0:44:54.200 --> 0:44:55.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like a tart.

0:44:55.320 --> 0:44:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like a tart or an over a little Yeah,

0:44:57.120 --> 0:44:59.000
<v Speaker 2>it's like a little Yeah, it's like a little patio cover.

0:45:00.360 --> 0:45:03.400
<v Speaker 1>So after Jesse finally calms down, Danny lets him speak.

0:45:04.040 --> 0:45:07.239
<v Speaker 1>Jesse aggressively states, first thing I'd like to say is

0:45:07.400 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I hate this clipboard of fun and he chucks it

0:45:09.520 --> 0:45:12.719
<v Speaker 1>into the water perfectly like it perfectly lands right in

0:45:12.760 --> 0:45:16.880
<v Speaker 1>between the two guys, it's excellent framing. Jesse is fuminge

0:45:16.880 --> 0:45:19.200
<v Speaker 1>and out of breath. How could a person lose a boat?

0:45:20.000 --> 0:45:22.560
<v Speaker 1>Danny believes the rope must have slipped off the rope

0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:25.960
<v Speaker 1>thingy and Joey chimes in, well, if we were on

0:45:26.040 --> 0:45:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Gilligan's Island, the professor would make a radio out of coconuts.

0:45:30.880 --> 0:45:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Helpful, Joey, it's so helpful. Just go back to having

0:45:34.680 --> 0:45:38.759
<v Speaker 2>a hallucination somewhere and let us figure this out.

0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Such a Joey moment, though it was very, very classic.

0:45:42.840 --> 0:45:44.879
<v Speaker 1>Jesse interrupts to say that this is not the time

0:45:44.880 --> 0:45:47.080
<v Speaker 1>for comedy and it's time to blame Danny.

0:45:47.800 --> 0:45:50.799
<v Speaker 2>To be fair, they were all standing there, Yeah, they

0:45:50.800 --> 0:45:52.759
<v Speaker 2>were all standing there on the beach when this boat

0:45:52.760 --> 0:45:53.279
<v Speaker 2>floated away.

0:45:53.360 --> 0:45:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nobody knows.

0:45:54.239 --> 0:45:56.319
<v Speaker 2>Now Danny didn't do a great job at tying it up.

0:45:57.800 --> 0:46:03.759
<v Speaker 2>But whoever thought Danny was gonna be, you know, responsible

0:46:03.800 --> 0:46:05.920
<v Speaker 2>enough to tie this boat up, having probably never done

0:46:05.960 --> 0:46:06.680
<v Speaker 2>it in his life?

0:46:06.800 --> 0:46:08.839
<v Speaker 1>I mean that, you know. Yeah, all I'm saying is

0:46:08.880 --> 0:46:10.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel this entirely falls on Danny, that the

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:13.840
<v Speaker 1>boat floated away. No, No, I mean, ultimately it's his

0:46:13.920 --> 0:46:16.200
<v Speaker 1>fault because of the clipboard of Fun and his insistence

0:46:16.200 --> 0:46:19.160
<v Speaker 1>on doing everything together and going that on this boat adventure.

0:46:19.440 --> 0:46:22.240
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, everybody's at fault for losing the boat, because

0:46:22.320 --> 0:46:24.839
<v Speaker 1>come on, when the two year old is the only

0:46:24.840 --> 0:46:28.360
<v Speaker 1>one that notices that the boat's missing, something's wrong. So

0:46:28.440 --> 0:46:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Joey responds relaxed, Jess, we have the rest of our

0:46:31.080 --> 0:46:33.560
<v Speaker 1>lives to blame Danny right now. We need to keep

0:46:33.600 --> 0:46:36.240
<v Speaker 1>things light and easy so the girls don't get scared,

0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:39.520
<v Speaker 1>So I don't get scared. Becky and the girls walk

0:46:39.560 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 1>over and wonder if they are actually in trouble, and

0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:45.359
<v Speaker 1>the boys all say no. Steph suggests that if they

0:46:45.400 --> 0:46:48.080
<v Speaker 1>believe in the Menahunees, they will come and help them.

0:46:48.680 --> 0:46:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Dj makes fun of Steph and says seven year olds,

0:46:51.480 --> 0:46:55.319
<v Speaker 1>aren't they adorable as she pats Steph's head mm hmm.

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Becky's instinct is in survival mode, and she suggests that

0:46:58.719 --> 0:47:02.879
<v Speaker 1>they start looking for food, shelter, and water. Joey walks

0:47:02.880 --> 0:47:04.560
<v Speaker 1>over to the shore and sees that the clipboard of

0:47:04.600 --> 0:47:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Fun has floated back. Jesse chucks it back into the

0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:10.600
<v Speaker 1>water and says they have a lot to do. Danny

0:47:10.640 --> 0:47:13.759
<v Speaker 1>picks up Michelle and admits that he messed up big time,

0:47:14.239 --> 0:47:19.480
<v Speaker 1>and Michelle says to him, it's okay, skipper, And how

0:47:19.480 --> 0:47:21.719
<v Speaker 1>can some of these scenes look like green screens? Like,

0:47:21.760 --> 0:47:24.560
<v Speaker 1>I know it's just because we're not in a contained environment,

0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:26.560
<v Speaker 1>but some of them look like green screens and some

0:47:26.600 --> 0:47:28.160
<v Speaker 1>of them look like regular beach.

0:47:28.920 --> 0:47:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's what it is, is that we were like

0:47:32.520 --> 0:47:35.239
<v Speaker 2>the lighting was a light scene when we would like

0:47:35.320 --> 0:47:38.799
<v Speaker 2>flip directions and we were having to account for lighting loss,

0:47:39.280 --> 0:47:41.440
<v Speaker 2>we didn't exit. It was like just a real bright

0:47:41.600 --> 0:47:43.960
<v Speaker 2>white light sort of you know, it was in like

0:47:45.320 --> 0:47:49.880
<v Speaker 2>it was very hard to get you know, subtle lighting matches.

0:47:50.239 --> 0:47:52.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and yeah, it quite.

0:47:52.400 --> 0:47:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Looks like just like a giant bounce, right. It was

0:47:55.040 --> 0:47:58.640
<v Speaker 2>a white sort of light, like a set light. Yeah,

0:47:58.719 --> 0:48:00.279
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, that was what it was, is like just

0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:02.799
<v Speaker 2>it looked very flat. Yeah, there was no depth to

0:48:02.840 --> 0:48:04.120
<v Speaker 2>it because there was no shadows.

0:48:04.120 --> 0:48:06.520
<v Speaker 1>It was just I think that, Yeah, that.

0:48:06.480 --> 0:48:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Always drives me nuts when I see it in shows

0:48:08.360 --> 0:48:10.720
<v Speaker 2>and or particularly sitcoms, like when things look really flat,

0:48:10.800 --> 0:48:13.480
<v Speaker 2>when it's just like a yeah, like it's too bright.

0:48:13.760 --> 0:48:16.879
<v Speaker 1>It really stood out. And there's one point where you're

0:48:17.239 --> 0:48:19.400
<v Speaker 1>talking up to one of the characters and you're like,

0:48:19.440 --> 0:48:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I can see you're not looking at them and the

0:48:21.080 --> 0:48:26.359
<v Speaker 1>eye because it was too bright. I cannot do outdoors.

0:48:26.600 --> 0:48:27.080
<v Speaker 1>I can't.

0:48:27.080 --> 0:48:30.240
<v Speaker 2>I am the I look like mister magoole. I can't

0:48:30.440 --> 0:48:32.680
<v Speaker 2>be outside without sunglasses.

0:48:32.800 --> 0:48:34.279
<v Speaker 1>It's I just can't do it.

0:48:34.480 --> 0:48:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Even when they're like, just look at the sun, and

0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:38.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, no, forty forty two years of this, it's

0:48:38.960 --> 0:48:40.560
<v Speaker 2>not gonna get any better. I'm going to look like

0:48:40.600 --> 0:48:43.360
<v Speaker 2>this the whole time. Yeah, and yeah, that was a nightmare.

0:48:43.440 --> 0:48:45.160
<v Speaker 1>That was who Yeah it was who was the DP

0:48:45.320 --> 0:48:47.320
<v Speaker 1>on this, because yeah, they did not have an easy

0:48:47.400 --> 0:48:50.120
<v Speaker 1>job with having to light the out course. Right, Yeah

0:48:50.120 --> 0:48:53.840
<v Speaker 1>here match Hawaii. Yeah, kinds of the day too. Sometimes

0:48:53.880 --> 0:48:56.160
<v Speaker 1>it looks like sunset and sometimes it looks like high noon.

0:48:56.360 --> 0:49:07.520
<v Speaker 1>It's right, oh yeah, trying to yeah exactly a little

0:49:07.560 --> 0:49:11.040
<v Speaker 1>while later, Joey is talking to himself in his Popeye

0:49:11.120 --> 0:49:12.760
<v Speaker 1>voice as he searches to coconut.

0:49:12.840 --> 0:49:19.640
<v Speaker 2>Joey is unraveling alone, talking talking to himself in a

0:49:19.640 --> 0:49:20.400
<v Speaker 2>Popeye voice.

0:49:21.520 --> 0:49:25.720
<v Speaker 1>That's concerning. I would be like, are you he definitely

0:49:25.760 --> 0:49:29.200
<v Speaker 1>has sunstroke or he's ingested something that perhaps should not have.

0:49:29.680 --> 0:49:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he he ate a piece of bad uh fruit something.

0:49:35.480 --> 0:49:39.480
<v Speaker 1>It's it's very he's very extra in this. In this scene, Yeah,

0:49:40.239 --> 0:49:42.759
<v Speaker 1>as he stands with two coconuts in his arms, one

0:49:42.800 --> 0:49:45.000
<v Speaker 1>coconut falls onto his head from a tree.

0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Also, that would like knock you out, Like people die

0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:53.200
<v Speaker 2>from getting hit on the head with coconut.

0:49:53.280 --> 0:49:56.279
<v Speaker 1>I was surprised this must so well. Obviously it wasn't

0:49:56.280 --> 0:49:59.720
<v Speaker 1>a real coconut, was it? Just like it's probably a foam,

0:49:59.800 --> 0:50:02.160
<v Speaker 1>just like I was, like a foconut, a folcan, Oh,

0:50:02.200 --> 0:50:05.400
<v Speaker 1>a fuconut. I love it. A fake a coconut, a foconut.

0:50:06.280 --> 0:50:09.399
<v Speaker 1>We should have fatten it because it had good bat

0:50:09.480 --> 0:50:11.840
<v Speaker 1>like it looked real enough that it like it just

0:50:11.920 --> 0:50:13.719
<v Speaker 1>hit his head. It didn't bounce like a like a

0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:16.560
<v Speaker 1>nerf ball or whatever it was. But yeah, I'm like

0:50:16.600 --> 0:50:18.359
<v Speaker 1>that had to have hurt. But if it was just like, yeah,

0:50:18.360 --> 0:50:20.799
<v Speaker 1>a foconut, it was probably yeah. I mean, I don't know.

0:50:20.800 --> 0:50:22.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it was a foconut or if

0:50:22.320 --> 0:50:24.480
<v Speaker 2>it was like an actual thing. They just didn't drop

0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:27.719
<v Speaker 2>it from very high. I'm not sure. But all I

0:50:27.760 --> 0:50:29.640
<v Speaker 2>know is if that really happened, I think you would

0:50:30.120 --> 0:50:33.000
<v Speaker 2>be be in the hospital having more problems than just

0:50:33.960 --> 0:50:34.400
<v Speaker 2>speaking in.

0:50:34.400 --> 0:50:37.000
<v Speaker 1>A pop bye voice. Definitely, although that's a pretty major one.

0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Dave is doing a lot of stunts in this episode. Really,

0:50:40.280 --> 0:50:41.719
<v Speaker 1>he's to be commended for that.

0:50:41.960 --> 0:50:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's got a lot, Yeah, diving, jumping, hallucinating, oh yeah,

0:50:45.480 --> 0:50:47.040
<v Speaker 2>pop eyeing, lots of things.

0:50:48.160 --> 0:50:51.120
<v Speaker 1>So then the coconut knocks him onto his knees and

0:50:51.200 --> 0:50:53.800
<v Speaker 1>he appears to be dreaming and he sees his hula

0:50:53.840 --> 0:50:57.799
<v Speaker 1>girl dancing in the water at the shore. Sounds joke again.

0:50:58.719 --> 0:51:01.400
<v Speaker 1>She calls his name. Okay, so this has to be

0:51:01.400 --> 0:51:02.560
<v Speaker 1>a hallucination's audit.

0:51:02.600 --> 0:51:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Now it's auditory hallucinations in addition to just visual.

0:51:06.040 --> 0:51:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's he's concerned going beyond some sort of a break.

0:51:11.320 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 1>So he runs over to hug her in the water,

0:51:13.239 --> 0:51:17.160
<v Speaker 1>but she disappears right as Joey reaches her. This is

0:51:17.200 --> 0:51:20.959
<v Speaker 1>some fancy special effects for nineteen eighty nine sitcom where

0:51:20.960 --> 0:51:22.600
<v Speaker 1>she like disappears and he's for.

0:51:22.640 --> 0:51:26.799
<v Speaker 2>A random storyline about a disappearing woman.

0:51:27.080 --> 0:51:29.640
<v Speaker 1>It's such a it's so weird to me. I just

0:51:29.880 --> 0:51:32.960
<v Speaker 1>this whole story. I'm like, yeah, why. It was like, well,

0:51:32.960 --> 0:51:36.200
<v Speaker 1>they needed to give something to do, something for Joey

0:51:36.239 --> 0:51:38.359
<v Speaker 1>to do, and so they was like, let's have him

0:51:38.360 --> 0:51:42.080
<v Speaker 1>obsess over over a hula dancer and yeah, I guess,

0:51:42.160 --> 0:51:43.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know.

0:51:43.680 --> 0:51:46.640
<v Speaker 2>But he now has a concussion, so that could and

0:51:46.800 --> 0:51:50.399
<v Speaker 2>I mean he was hallucinating before the concussion. Now, don't

0:51:50.480 --> 0:51:51.880
<v Speaker 2>let him go to sleep, you know what I mean?

0:51:51.920 --> 0:51:54.560
<v Speaker 2>He could, I mean if he starts feeling nauseous.

0:51:54.719 --> 0:51:59.359
<v Speaker 1>It's not that's for sure. So next Jesse is leading

0:51:59.400 --> 0:52:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Becky to a waterfall. They have discovered fresh water. Becky

0:52:03.760 --> 0:52:07.400
<v Speaker 1>admires how romantic the scene is and asks Jesse to

0:52:07.480 --> 0:52:10.600
<v Speaker 1>kiss her. They have a lovely kiss, and Jesse tells

0:52:10.600 --> 0:52:15.799
<v Speaker 1>her in his Elvis accent, that's paradise Hawaiian style. Little mama.

0:52:16.239 --> 0:52:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I too would have thrown him off the cliff.

0:52:19.480 --> 0:52:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Becky complains, she's like he is still talking about Elvis,

0:52:24.560 --> 0:52:26.480
<v Speaker 1>and Jesse asks, well, what's the matter. You got a

0:52:26.480 --> 0:52:29.359
<v Speaker 1>problem with the King, and she tells him the King

0:52:29.520 --> 0:52:32.120
<v Speaker 1>made the exact same movie thirty three times and the

0:52:32.160 --> 0:52:36.320
<v Speaker 1>only thing that changed were his sideburns. Ooh, she's not wrong,

0:52:36.440 --> 0:52:39.800
<v Speaker 1>that's it's it means, got it not wrong. Jesse hesitates

0:52:39.840 --> 0:52:42.320
<v Speaker 1>to speak, as he can't believe Becky has a problem

0:52:42.480 --> 0:52:46.320
<v Speaker 1>with Elvis's sideburns. He then believes that Becky hates Elvis

0:52:46.440 --> 0:52:49.080
<v Speaker 1>and tells her she is jealous because Elvis has better

0:52:49.120 --> 0:52:52.120
<v Speaker 1>hair than her. Jesse even tells her to check a mirror.

0:52:53.000 --> 0:52:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Why what what?

0:52:55.320 --> 0:52:59.160
<v Speaker 2>Like kiss Hee overreacting again, yet again reacting and having

0:52:59.160 --> 0:53:01.560
<v Speaker 2>to insult her and be like, Elvis has better hair

0:53:01.600 --> 0:53:01.879
<v Speaker 2>than you.

0:53:01.960 --> 0:53:04.839
<v Speaker 1>This is he is so childish. He's so childish. It's like, dude,

0:53:04.840 --> 0:53:07.040
<v Speaker 1>this is the woman that you want as your fiance. Like,

0:53:07.120 --> 0:53:10.439
<v Speaker 1>let's not insult her. It's like, come on, stop it,

0:53:10.600 --> 0:53:12.960
<v Speaker 1>stop it. Your being a little obsessive. Yeah, he is.

0:53:14.480 --> 0:53:18.279
<v Speaker 1>Becky is done. She's done talking with him. Becky just

0:53:18.360 --> 0:53:21.200
<v Speaker 1>jumps into the waterfall like she doesn't hesitate, she's just

0:53:21.280 --> 0:53:24.480
<v Speaker 1>like peace out, MF. And she just jumps right into

0:53:24.520 --> 0:53:26.759
<v Speaker 1>the beautiful swan dive too.

0:53:26.800 --> 0:53:31.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I assume those were stunt doubles. We were

0:53:31.200 --> 0:53:33.880
<v Speaker 2>at some nature park I believe where we shot that.

0:53:34.400 --> 0:53:37.520
<v Speaker 2>It was beautiful, It was really really pretty. Yeah, but

0:53:37.560 --> 0:53:39.839
<v Speaker 2>I remember, yeah, it was a stunt doubles up there

0:53:39.880 --> 0:53:42.279
<v Speaker 2>on the top. But it looked like them, right, gorgeous,

0:53:42.280 --> 0:53:45.000
<v Speaker 2>gorgeous setting, and I'm I keep seeing things.

0:53:45.080 --> 0:53:47.480
<v Speaker 1>Is this why they had in Fuller? They had DJ

0:53:47.600 --> 0:53:49.279
<v Speaker 1>and Steve jump off a waterfall too.

0:53:49.280 --> 0:53:52.840
<v Speaker 2>I keep seeing like I think they maybe. Yeah, No,

0:53:52.920 --> 0:53:54.439
<v Speaker 2>I thought the same thing. I was like, oh my gosh,

0:53:54.440 --> 0:53:57.680
<v Speaker 2>it reminds me of you know the episode.

0:53:57.800 --> 0:54:01.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, babe, it's a thing. It's a tradition. Yeah,

0:54:01.880 --> 0:54:02.799
<v Speaker 1>in Full House.

0:54:03.000 --> 0:54:05.319
<v Speaker 2>It's a thing that they jump off, Yeah, into a

0:54:05.320 --> 0:54:05.880
<v Speaker 2>little pond.

0:54:06.160 --> 0:54:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Why wouldn't you. It's if you've got a waterfall, you

0:54:08.440 --> 0:54:09.320
<v Speaker 1>got to use it. People.

0:54:09.400 --> 0:54:10.960
<v Speaker 2>If you've got it, if you've got a waterfall, you

0:54:11.000 --> 0:54:13.480
<v Speaker 2>have to jump off of it. It's which I actually

0:54:13.480 --> 0:54:16.800
<v Speaker 2>don't recommend because oftentimes the water is shallow, so please.

0:54:16.640 --> 0:54:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Be very careful. Ah, yeah, definitely, and never dive head

0:54:19.600 --> 0:54:22.760
<v Speaker 1>first like Becky does. No, No, she's a little too graceful,

0:54:22.800 --> 0:54:25.080
<v Speaker 1>and Jesse's a little more realistic. He just sort of

0:54:25.239 --> 0:54:29.160
<v Speaker 1>kind of cannonballs out there. And then once they land

0:54:29.200 --> 0:54:30.920
<v Speaker 1>in the water and poke their heads back up, they

0:54:31.000 --> 0:54:34.040
<v Speaker 1>just continue fight, fighting, as if you know, they hadn't

0:54:34.080 --> 0:54:37.919
<v Speaker 1>just dived off a cliff. I thought they were going

0:54:37.920 --> 0:54:40.880
<v Speaker 1>for a kiss, like that's what I was expecting them to,

0:54:41.239 --> 0:54:43.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, surface from the water and then immediately embrace

0:54:43.560 --> 0:54:45.480
<v Speaker 1>and start making out. I was surprised they kept fighting.

0:54:45.560 --> 0:54:48.960
<v Speaker 1>So okay, So next we see steph Out wandering the

0:54:49.000 --> 0:54:52.399
<v Speaker 1>island alone but with mister bear. No adults are in sight.

0:54:52.840 --> 0:54:54.520
<v Speaker 1>She's just seven years old. That's what you do.

0:54:54.600 --> 0:54:57.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're like, you should go roam around the jungle. Uh,

0:54:57.400 --> 0:54:59.800
<v Speaker 2>when we're stranded on an island by yourself.

0:54:59.680 --> 0:55:02.200
<v Speaker 1>And some interesting camera work, Like they had like a

0:55:02.239 --> 0:55:04.600
<v Speaker 1>steady cam out and like it was kind of you know,

0:55:04.880 --> 0:55:07.080
<v Speaker 1>a little little reality style.

0:55:07.520 --> 0:55:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Didn't even have like I mean, I don't know how

0:55:10.000 --> 0:55:11.920
<v Speaker 2>they feel me, I have steady like it was a

0:55:11.920 --> 0:55:13.680
<v Speaker 2>mounted cam. I don't even know if we had like

0:55:13.960 --> 0:55:16.000
<v Speaker 2>steady cam types. I mean there was, yeah, I guess

0:55:16.000 --> 0:55:19.080
<v Speaker 2>there was no, but anyway, it different. It looked Yeah,

0:55:19.120 --> 0:55:21.879
<v Speaker 2>it definitely looked different. Yeah, Billy Foster was doing some things.

0:55:21.920 --> 0:55:25.280
<v Speaker 2>He was it had lots of creating some moments. Yeah,

0:55:25.360 --> 0:55:27.560
<v Speaker 2>he was experimenting. Well because you couldn't you because you

0:55:27.560 --> 0:55:30.400
<v Speaker 2>couldn't put a Dolly track down over the over all

0:55:30.440 --> 0:55:31.680
<v Speaker 2>that because it was bumpy.

0:55:31.800 --> 0:55:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true.

0:55:32.840 --> 0:55:34.799
<v Speaker 2>You can't put like a track down that like the

0:55:34.840 --> 0:55:38.959
<v Speaker 2>camera rides on because it's just where you have to. Yeah,

0:55:39.000 --> 0:55:40.719
<v Speaker 2>you have to put it on a camera operator and

0:55:40.760 --> 0:55:41.600
<v Speaker 2>have them wear it.

0:55:42.000 --> 0:55:43.840
<v Speaker 1>So that's why it was like a little bit a

0:55:43.840 --> 0:55:46.160
<v Speaker 1>little bit shaky because you know, yeah, they didn't have

0:55:46.160 --> 0:55:49.120
<v Speaker 1>a dolly. So just then a little boy in a

0:55:49.200 --> 0:55:52.880
<v Speaker 1>hula outfit walks up to Steph. They both shout, and

0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Steph says, mata hoodie, and she races to find DJ.

0:55:56.680 --> 0:56:03.359
<v Speaker 2>I just went, oh, yeah, do you remember this boy?

0:56:03.480 --> 0:56:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Do you like? I know I don't. And I'm not

0:56:05.920 --> 0:56:07.959
<v Speaker 1>even credited in the in the show.

0:56:08.719 --> 0:56:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, he's the warrior or is that or maybe

0:56:11.880 --> 0:56:13.720
<v Speaker 2>the maybe the speaking one is the warriort.

0:56:13.840 --> 0:56:17.000
<v Speaker 1>You know, he isn't even credited. He's credited. Oh he

0:56:17.040 --> 0:56:17.719
<v Speaker 1>did a great job.

0:56:17.800 --> 0:56:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he did a great he was he did a

0:56:19.440 --> 0:56:24.279
<v Speaker 2>great job. But yeah, I just felt felt bad.

0:56:24.800 --> 0:56:27.399
<v Speaker 1>Just I feel saying I felt bad.

0:56:27.440 --> 0:56:29.520
<v Speaker 2>Scott would say that, you know, I just saw some

0:56:30.760 --> 0:56:35.720
<v Speaker 2>young boy in dressed in traditional costume and the jungle

0:56:35.760 --> 0:56:37.799
<v Speaker 2>and I screamed, screamed, just felt.

0:56:37.640 --> 0:56:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ran away. Yeah you know you're out, You're unattended.

0:56:41.320 --> 0:56:42.560
<v Speaker 1>There's no events around.

0:56:42.280 --> 0:56:45.120
<v Speaker 2>Something, right, I mean, hey, I would have seen anybody. Yeah,

0:56:45.160 --> 0:56:48.479
<v Speaker 2>thank god Steph needed somebody with her, right, or Steph

0:56:48.600 --> 0:56:49.600
<v Speaker 2>is also hallucinating.

0:56:50.360 --> 0:56:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Maybe this whole twenty two minute episode is one big hallucination.

0:56:55.680 --> 0:56:59.400
<v Speaker 1>It's Kimmy sort of feels because she was invited at

0:56:59.400 --> 0:57:03.200
<v Speaker 1>the last minute, she got disinvited, and so this is

0:57:03.239 --> 0:57:07.200
<v Speaker 1>her dream, This is her hallucination. So DJ's sitting on

0:57:07.239 --> 0:57:09.960
<v Speaker 1>a rock with her fishing rod when she catches the

0:57:10.000 --> 0:57:13.360
<v Speaker 1>clipboard of fun and her reaction is very ironic, considering

0:57:13.719 --> 0:57:16.000
<v Speaker 1>DJ brings back this clipboard of fun and is just

0:57:16.040 --> 0:57:19.840
<v Speaker 1>like Danny in Fuller House. She checks it back into

0:57:19.840 --> 0:57:22.120
<v Speaker 1>the water as Steph tries to catch her breath and

0:57:22.160 --> 0:57:26.320
<v Speaker 1>explain what she just saw. Steph exclaims, We're saved. I

0:57:26.360 --> 0:57:30.479
<v Speaker 1>saw a menahoneye. I do believe. I do believe. DJ

0:57:30.600 --> 0:57:33.160
<v Speaker 1>believes that Steph has been in the sun for way

0:57:33.200 --> 0:57:36.560
<v Speaker 1>too long. Steph says that mister Bear saw the menahonee too,

0:57:36.960 --> 0:57:40.800
<v Speaker 1>and DJ tells her, your only witness has buttons for eyeballs.

0:57:42.600 --> 0:57:46.160
<v Speaker 1>DJ insists that there are no menahonies, which frightens Steph

0:57:46.520 --> 0:57:48.560
<v Speaker 1>as she doesn't know what's going to happen to them.

0:57:49.040 --> 0:57:52.520
<v Speaker 1>They have no house, no bed, no phone. She adds,

0:57:52.560 --> 0:57:55.240
<v Speaker 1>we can't even call out for pizza. We are doomed.

0:57:56.320 --> 0:57:59.240
<v Speaker 1>That's the thing, that's the final straw, is that Yeah, yeah,

0:57:59.240 --> 0:58:02.080
<v Speaker 1>you can't order pizza. You're doomed. I mean, it's true, Steph.

0:58:02.120 --> 0:58:04.080
<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, it's like I'm getting a little hungry, guys,

0:58:04.280 --> 0:58:05.080
<v Speaker 2>I little hungry.

0:58:05.200 --> 0:58:08.320
<v Speaker 1>We need food. DJ assures Hery that Danny and the

0:58:08.360 --> 0:58:10.640
<v Speaker 1>boys will figure it out, so there is nothing to

0:58:10.720 --> 0:58:14.520
<v Speaker 1>worry about. The camera cuts to Danny sweeping dirt with

0:58:14.560 --> 0:58:20.520
<v Speaker 1>a homemade broom. He's sweeping a beach, like, here's the

0:58:20.600 --> 0:58:21.760
<v Speaker 1>thing though, here's the thing though.

0:58:21.800 --> 0:58:24.000
<v Speaker 2>I actually wrote down, Oh my gosh, this reminds me

0:58:24.040 --> 0:58:26.640
<v Speaker 2>of when I did that show where I was in Panama.

0:58:26.400 --> 0:58:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Because oh yeah, you actually.

0:58:28.800 --> 0:58:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Do find yourself using palm fronds to dust things off

0:58:32.400 --> 0:58:35.920
<v Speaker 2>or sweep like excess dirt away. Really, it's not like

0:58:35.960 --> 0:58:38.800
<v Speaker 2>you're not gonna get it clean, okay, but it definitely

0:58:38.840 --> 0:58:40.880
<v Speaker 2>comes in handy to like brush things off or like

0:58:40.920 --> 0:58:43.200
<v Speaker 2>sort of sweet you know. Oh, I mean, Danny's probably

0:58:43.280 --> 0:58:46.200
<v Speaker 2>gonna be there for a lot longer. But but yeah, no,

0:58:46.280 --> 0:58:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I did. I was like, oh, yeah, I remember doing that.

0:58:48.880 --> 0:58:51.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, So you're just clearing off a space to

0:58:51.160 --> 0:58:53.880
<v Speaker 1>like sit down or make your hut or whatever. Right,

0:58:53.880 --> 0:58:56.800
<v Speaker 1>you're just kind of yeah, okay, yeah, okay, that's right,

0:58:56.840 --> 0:58:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I forgot you have real life experience with being stranded

0:59:00.080 --> 0:59:02.919
<v Speaker 1>on an island. Stranded on an island, Yeah, exactly, that's

0:59:02.920 --> 0:59:06.920
<v Speaker 1>so great. Joey walks up to Danny carrying large sticks

0:59:07.000 --> 0:59:10.880
<v Speaker 1>and asks what he's doing. Danny responds, this island is

0:59:10.920 --> 0:59:14.120
<v Speaker 1>a pig sty. All of a sudden, Michelle points up

0:59:14.160 --> 0:59:17.880
<v Speaker 1>to the sky at a plane. The plane, the plane.

0:59:18.800 --> 0:59:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Everyone runs to the shore to wave their hands and

0:59:21.040 --> 0:59:24.680
<v Speaker 1>shout for help. Jesse negatively says, they can't hear us,

0:59:24.720 --> 0:59:27.880
<v Speaker 1>they're gone. They should he should have just taken off

0:59:27.880 --> 0:59:30.720
<v Speaker 1>his shorts and waved those neon shorts like that would

0:59:30.720 --> 0:59:36.000
<v Speaker 1>have attracted anyone's attention. Honestly, they should have.

0:59:36.040 --> 0:59:37.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean, one of the first things they should have

0:59:37.400 --> 0:59:39.520
<v Speaker 2>done is spelled sos out on the beach with some rocks.

0:59:39.560 --> 0:59:42.640
<v Speaker 1>But that's you know, no, no, that when they're busy sweeping.

0:59:42.640 --> 0:59:45.960
<v Speaker 1>They're busy sweeping and looking for menahoonees and diving off

0:59:45.960 --> 0:59:47.920
<v Speaker 1>of cliffs. They have a lot on the flip board

0:59:47.920 --> 0:59:51.360
<v Speaker 1>of fund. So Jesse lets Danny know that this is

0:59:51.400 --> 0:59:54.240
<v Speaker 1>all his fault, and he adds, I say we leave

0:59:54.280 --> 0:59:58.320
<v Speaker 1>you and start our own tribe. This isn't survivor like,

0:59:58.360 --> 0:59:59.560
<v Speaker 1>this is Survivor before.

1:00:00.000 --> 1:00:03.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's yeah, it's it's sort of giving vibes

1:00:03.440 --> 1:00:07.000
<v Speaker 2>of like Lord of the Flies a little bit, you know, Yeah,

1:00:07.280 --> 1:00:09.240
<v Speaker 2>it's going to start our own group. And you're right,

1:00:09.280 --> 1:00:11.480
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, oh no, that something's there's gonna be

1:00:11.480 --> 1:00:11.880
<v Speaker 2>a battle.

1:00:11.960 --> 1:00:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and there's a conch later. You're right, this is

1:00:14.440 --> 1:00:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Lord of the Flies. Yeah. Yeah. Becky looks up at

1:00:19.200 --> 1:00:22.360
<v Speaker 1>Jesse with a smile and says, what's it going to be?

1:00:22.400 --> 1:00:26.600
<v Speaker 1>A tribe of Elvis impersonators. The two of them quickly

1:00:26.680 --> 1:00:29.919
<v Speaker 1>launch into another fight, and Joey and Danny's start up

1:00:30.080 --> 1:00:30.560
<v Speaker 1>as well.

1:00:31.280 --> 1:00:33.160
<v Speaker 2>That's going well, it's been great, going so well.

1:00:34.000 --> 1:00:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Steph tells DJ she thought everything would be under control.

1:00:37.520 --> 1:00:41.080
<v Speaker 1>As everyone continues to fight, DJ blows into a conch

1:00:41.200 --> 1:00:45.360
<v Speaker 1>shell and tells everyone to stop. She reminds them the

1:00:45.400 --> 1:00:48.480
<v Speaker 1>whole reason for this trip was to celebrate being a family.

1:00:48.880 --> 1:00:51.240
<v Speaker 1>We're lucky to have each other. I bet if we

1:00:51.280 --> 1:00:54.280
<v Speaker 1>start working together as a team, we can make Potato

1:00:54.360 --> 1:00:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Chip Crumb Island a totally rad place to hang.

1:00:58.560 --> 1:01:01.560
<v Speaker 2>A totally rad place to hang was so eighties.

1:01:02.120 --> 1:01:06.280
<v Speaker 3>So I was like, yeah, dude, yeah, like it was

1:01:07.320 --> 1:01:10.160
<v Speaker 3>so yeah, it could be a totally rad place to

1:01:10.240 --> 1:01:10.800
<v Speaker 3>hang like.

1:01:10.880 --> 1:01:13.320
<v Speaker 1>It felt like a like an after school special moment,

1:01:13.440 --> 1:01:15.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, but I did like this speech came out

1:01:15.760 --> 1:01:18.040
<v Speaker 1>of nowhere. She went from, you know, bitching about the

1:01:18.040 --> 1:01:20.120
<v Speaker 1>clipboard of fun in the Ocean to now she's like,

1:01:20.120 --> 1:01:21.560
<v Speaker 1>come on, guys, we can do it.

1:01:21.880 --> 1:01:23.760
<v Speaker 2>Although I will say the whole when she says the

1:01:23.760 --> 1:01:25.880
<v Speaker 2>whole reason for the strip is to celebrate being a family,

1:01:25.960 --> 1:01:28.760
<v Speaker 2>I feel like arguing on a beach is really the

1:01:28.800 --> 1:01:30.720
<v Speaker 2>epitome of vacation with your family.

1:01:30.920 --> 1:01:33.520
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't get more family, does get more family than that?

1:01:33.680 --> 1:01:36.200
<v Speaker 2>That's yeah, going on vacation with your family is just

1:01:36.360 --> 1:01:37.680
<v Speaker 2>arguing with better views.

1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:40.760
<v Speaker 1>It's paying to argue someone.

1:01:40.840 --> 1:01:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah somewhere, I'm paying to argue in a nicer location

1:01:43.200 --> 1:01:44.480
<v Speaker 2>where I don't have to make the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what It's exactly right. That is family vacation in

1:01:47.600 --> 1:01:51.440
<v Speaker 1>a nutshell. Yes, So, DJ thanks everyone for their attention,

1:01:51.600 --> 1:01:56.200
<v Speaker 1>and Michelle replies, you're welcome. Danny is proud of DJ's speech,

1:01:56.360 --> 1:01:59.760
<v Speaker 1>and Joey and Jesse are encouraged to start building a hutt.

1:02:00.200 --> 1:02:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Becky suggests they call it Grassland, and Jesse smiles and

1:02:04.720 --> 1:02:08.040
<v Speaker 1>they kiss. So I guess they've made up. Okay, Steph

1:02:08.120 --> 1:02:11.080
<v Speaker 1>thanks DJ for her speech as well, because she claims

1:02:11.160 --> 1:02:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Michelle was looking a little worried, and Michelle answers, not me.

1:02:15.680 --> 1:02:18.800
<v Speaker 1>She sold you out, man, She's really yeah. I was like,

1:02:18.840 --> 1:02:22.880
<v Speaker 1>it's obviously the little kid. Michelle has learned from Stephanie.

1:02:22.960 --> 1:02:25.560
<v Speaker 1>She's catching on to Stephanie's ways and she's just dishing

1:02:25.600 --> 1:02:26.400
<v Speaker 1>it right bank.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well, the third one's always the one like the

1:02:28.600 --> 1:02:30.600
<v Speaker 2>you know, the first one's like the responsible one, the

1:02:30.640 --> 1:02:32.320
<v Speaker 2>second one is a little and then the third one

1:02:32.360 --> 1:02:37.200
<v Speaker 2>is feral. The third one is yeah, totally fair. Yeah s,

1:02:37.200 --> 1:02:39.160
<v Speaker 2>thank you for an extra piece of bacon at breakfast.

1:02:39.200 --> 1:02:42.120
<v Speaker 2>You know that's they don't care. They've learned, they've had

1:02:42.160 --> 1:02:43.960
<v Speaker 2>to fight for everything that they've gotten from the two

1:02:43.960 --> 1:02:44.400
<v Speaker 2>older ones.

1:02:44.480 --> 1:02:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Yet, yes, as the third born in my family, I

1:02:47.080 --> 1:02:50.120
<v Speaker 1>agree one hundred percent. That is survival of the fittest,

1:02:50.520 --> 1:02:51.520
<v Speaker 1>and Michelle is gonna be the FI.

1:02:51.640 --> 1:02:53.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm an only job, but every time I've run into

1:02:54.040 --> 1:02:55.560
<v Speaker 2>third born, I'm like, oh.

1:02:55.480 --> 1:02:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it. Yeah

1:02:57.600 --> 1:03:01.520
<v Speaker 1>you gotta fight, yeah yep. Uh. So we cut to

1:03:01.560 --> 1:03:04.520
<v Speaker 1>a funny commercial break, and when we come back we

1:03:04.600 --> 1:03:07.920
<v Speaker 1>are gathered around a fire pit. That is, it is

1:03:08.000 --> 1:03:12.560
<v Speaker 1>now dark outside. We're at the hut. How's everyone wearing

1:03:12.600 --> 1:03:16.600
<v Speaker 1>different clothes? Like Jesse's white pleated pants are back. Everyone's

1:03:16.600 --> 1:03:20.160
<v Speaker 1>wearing like a different You can bring luggage to this

1:03:20.240 --> 1:03:22.040
<v Speaker 1>deserted island. Oh that's true.

1:03:22.040 --> 1:03:24.640
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say that. Well, maybe they had it

1:03:24.680 --> 1:03:26.040
<v Speaker 2>on the boat, but the boat floated away.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you're right. So see this is a little

1:03:28.840 --> 1:03:32.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, continuity issue. But that's okay, that's what we do.

1:03:32.320 --> 1:03:34.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, we had to dress a little bit warmer because

1:03:34.560 --> 1:03:36.480
<v Speaker 2>it was cold. We'd been out in the sun all

1:03:36.520 --> 1:03:38.640
<v Speaker 2>day and then when the wind comes you're like, oh

1:03:38.680 --> 1:03:39.400
<v Speaker 2>it's a little chilly.

1:03:39.400 --> 1:03:41.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh I bet, I bet. Yeah, it's okay. So they

1:03:41.320 --> 1:03:43.400
<v Speaker 1>had to they had to dress you in something to

1:03:43.520 --> 1:03:44.400
<v Speaker 1>keep the actors warm.

1:03:44.960 --> 1:03:47.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Becky's shoulder pads were doing as much as they

1:03:47.720 --> 1:03:48.959
<v Speaker 2>could to keep everyone warm.

1:03:49.120 --> 1:03:53.720
<v Speaker 1>But she couldn't shelter everyone, shelter everyone. No, it was

1:03:53.880 --> 1:03:59.120
<v Speaker 1>only half of us. So DJ makes a toast to Danny, Jesse,

1:03:59.320 --> 1:04:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Joey and for building their beautiful new home. Steph cheers

1:04:03.880 --> 1:04:06.400
<v Speaker 1>to DJ for being the best big sister on the

1:04:06.400 --> 1:04:10.760
<v Speaker 1>whole island. And Michelle also makes a toast to Big Bird.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, this family is handling being stranded on a deserted

1:04:14.240 --> 1:04:15.560
<v Speaker 2>island really well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they found the soul shining and no food. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like this is great, let's make a toast. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they all have heat strokes. So they're now all

1:04:24.520 --> 1:04:25.720
<v Speaker 1>delirious and happy.

1:04:26.120 --> 1:04:29.000
<v Speaker 2>They're all hallucinating, right, They're gonna start eating sand pretty

1:04:29.040 --> 1:04:31.640
<v Speaker 2>soon and be like it's oatmeal, right, they're yeah, they're

1:04:31.680 --> 1:04:36.160
<v Speaker 2>they're well on their way to dehydration and and some

1:04:36.240 --> 1:04:37.240
<v Speaker 2>severe health problems.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna need medical attention really soon. Here. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>drum beats appear where you can hear them faintly in

1:04:43.800 --> 1:04:47.800
<v Speaker 1>the background, and Steph shouts it's the Menahones. We're saved.

1:04:48.120 --> 1:04:51.080
<v Speaker 1>Steph runs towards the noise and everyone chases after her.

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<v Speaker 2>This is usually This is usually how things go down,

1:04:54.680 --> 1:04:57.240
<v Speaker 2>where I'm like, that's a strangely weird noise.

1:04:57.320 --> 1:05:00.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to run towards it. Right it is, It's like,

1:05:00.640 --> 1:05:04.440
<v Speaker 1>what is that? Let's go explore. Danny is carrying a

1:05:04.520 --> 1:05:07.560
<v Speaker 1>lit torch as Steph tells the crew how cute and

1:05:07.640 --> 1:05:11.320
<v Speaker 1>friendly the Manahunies are, just as she finishes her sentence.

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<v Speaker 1>The Menahunees jump out in a big group and scare

1:05:14.920 --> 1:05:19.040
<v Speaker 1>everyone and their faces are covered in paint. Well they're no,

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<v Speaker 1>they're tattooed.

1:05:20.520 --> 1:05:26.680
<v Speaker 2>They are traditionally uh tattooed like Polynesi excuse me, not Polynesian,

1:05:26.800 --> 1:05:29.080
<v Speaker 2>uh Pacific islander face tattoos.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I thought they were. I thought it was painted

1:05:31.000 --> 1:05:32.200
<v Speaker 1>like tattoos on the face.

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<v Speaker 2>But I mean it might be, but it could But

1:05:34.360 --> 1:05:36.080
<v Speaker 2>that's a real Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay that is yeah, the more you know, great, there

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<v Speaker 1>you go. So Jesse tells them to take the man responsible, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>The Menahunies lead them to the drum beats. Danny asks

1:05:47.520 --> 1:05:50.360
<v Speaker 1>them where they are and they say Pooa. They arrived

1:05:50.400 --> 1:05:55.320
<v Speaker 1>at Pooa, but on the other side of the island. Ah,

1:05:55.360 --> 1:05:59.880
<v Speaker 1>that was Danny's mistake. Okay. One of the Manhonies figures

1:05:59.880 --> 1:06:02.479
<v Speaker 1>out it was their boat on the shore and tells

1:06:02.560 --> 1:06:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Danny they like to tease the tourists before putting them

1:06:05.320 --> 1:06:08.080
<v Speaker 1>on stage, and everyone sarcastically laughs.

1:06:09.440 --> 1:06:12.720
<v Speaker 2>Stage make them think that they're dying on a stranded island.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, ha ha, then we're gonna bring you on stage.

1:06:15.120 --> 1:06:18.160
<v Speaker 1>What jokes on you. Joke's on you. You're not dead,

1:06:18.200 --> 1:06:21.680
<v Speaker 1>You're on stage. Like what and why did the Manahooneys

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<v Speaker 1>think that the Tanners would be good candidates to go

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<v Speaker 1>on stage?

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<v Speaker 2>Like this family is nice and gotten to do everything

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<v Speaker 2>in Hawaii on the first day, they've better.

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<v Speaker 1>One day one day. Yeah, Danny pass so much.

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<v Speaker 2>In where they've ridden marine life, they have taken a boat,

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<v Speaker 2>they have jumped off the cliff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they've golfed, They've built a huh, they've built a hut,

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<v Speaker 3>they have done.

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<v Speaker 1>Things. They're getting their money's worth out of this vacation,

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<v Speaker 1>they tell.

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<v Speaker 2>You, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm also I don't entirely

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<v Speaker 2>believe that Danny didn't like this wasn't like a thing

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<v Speaker 2>where he was like, I'm gonna pay for the extra

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<v Speaker 2>island stranded feature, you know what I mean? And like

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<v Speaker 2>maybe that's what it is. Is like you get charged

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<v Speaker 2>an extra amount and they're like, well, come steal your

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<v Speaker 2>boat and make you think you're on Gilligan's Island, and

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<v Speaker 2>then then you get on stage and like they hate

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<v Speaker 2>Danny actually paid extra for this experience.

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<v Speaker 1>That I would respect. It's a game that movie, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's like that but where you think you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>die but you're not, and then everyone jumps out at

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<v Speaker 2>the end and goes right, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what really happened. This was all part of plan.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all part of Danny's plan game.

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<v Speaker 2>And he even knew that Jesse was gonna throw the

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<v Speaker 2>clipboard fines and he's like, yeah, yeah, it was all

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<v Speaker 2>it was planned. He knew it, he knew this was happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right, because Danny is much more responsible than this.

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<v Speaker 1>He would not not let a boat just float away,

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<v Speaker 1>you know this call. No, you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>He would not be this calm unless he was like

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<v Speaker 2>any minute now, they should be drums. He paid he

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<v Speaker 2>definitely extra extra for the Gilligan's Island experience.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love it. I love it so much.

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<v Speaker 2>And it comes with the free skipper hat, so that's

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<v Speaker 2>you get that as a as a bonus and uh

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<v Speaker 2>and all the and all the drama you.

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<v Speaker 1>Could desire sleeping toddlers like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and you get to keep the life jackets too,

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<v Speaker 2>so because they're great travel pillows.

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<v Speaker 1>A way, I want I want to go back. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to go back and take this tour. This is fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Tanners have made it to the Polynesian Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Have they ever on the stage? They have a r

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<v Speaker 1>rescued from the jungle?

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<v Speaker 2>What I literally, I just I was just writing down

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<v Speaker 2>what is happening.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so much happening.

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<v Speaker 2>These random people are now in your show.

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<v Speaker 1>It and then it like and then John turns around,

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<v Speaker 1>Jawn's back in the white linen pants and like those

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<v Speaker 1>aren't bad enough. He turns around and shakes his butt.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do so when he says, Melka, that's that's Merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait who says that? John says the warrior says it

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<v Speaker 1>like he does. But you know that's because our writers

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<v Speaker 1>were like just throwing a Hawaiian phrase.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know, you know, maybe I'm gonna say that

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<v Speaker 2>was that was them being like these these idiots and

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<v Speaker 2>they and right, and they were like these and they

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<v Speaker 2>did it, and then that was made so scary and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, I said, Marry Christmas. But you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go, that's hysterical.

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<v Speaker 1>That's yeah, that feels they're just they're just they're yanking

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<v Speaker 1>our chain. We're just like these stupid white people. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>just say it'll make it the show.

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<v Speaker 2>They still made it, bring them on stage and yelled

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<v Speaker 2>Merry Christmas at him.

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<v Speaker 1>So great. So Joey is dancing right next to his

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<v Speaker 1>hula girl. She is she's real now she is real?

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<v Speaker 2>Why what was happening the whole time that Joey has

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<v Speaker 2>been imagining someone?

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<v Speaker 1>But then she turns out to be real, Like, she's

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely real. It's hysterical. So he manifested her, That's what

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<v Speaker 1>he did. He's just so desperate for a beautiful woman

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<v Speaker 1>to love him back that he manifested.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that was also part of the extra package. Was

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<v Speaker 2>you get a destinating that was that you get you

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<v Speaker 2>get done knowing it? Yeah, yeah, they just they give

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<v Speaker 2>you Yeah she tabs of acid and.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even know it now.

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<v Speaker 2>But maybe like that was they paid for extra for

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<v Speaker 2>the the romantic mirage experience and so and so it

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<v Speaker 2>was just every time they would be like, does someone

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<v Speaker 2>in your party need a need a romantic partner?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to make them think that they're seeing

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<v Speaker 1>things that?

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<v Speaker 2>Every every so often on your journey, a random dancer,

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<v Speaker 2>either male or female, will pop up somewhere and then disappear,

1:10:58.200 --> 1:11:00.599
<v Speaker 2>just like what you know what I mean for an

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<v Speaker 2>extra five hundred bucks. You too can think that you're

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<v Speaker 2>imagining people like people are gonna.

1:11:05.360 --> 1:11:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Be going to Hawaiian asking for this tour. They're like,

1:11:07.400 --> 1:11:08.879
<v Speaker 1>I want the full house tour.

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<v Speaker 2>Boat, the strand in the house, out of your mind tour.

1:11:13.680 --> 1:11:18.280
<v Speaker 2>I want to cramp so much Hawaii into the first

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<v Speaker 2>seventeen hours that I'm there that I just have to leave.

1:11:22.600 --> 1:11:25.160
<v Speaker 1>It's just, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So, so Joey's now dancing next to next to

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<v Speaker 2>the imaginary non imaginary dancer.

1:11:31.160 --> 1:11:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's dancing next to her. Everybody's shaking their hips

1:11:34.760 --> 1:11:36.759
<v Speaker 1>and Becky goes up and whispers something to the band.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes back to Jesse and tells him to rock

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<v Speaker 1>a hula his heart out. She pushes him on stage

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<v Speaker 1>and towards the microphone. Oh gee, yeah, like twist his

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<v Speaker 1>arm to go up to a microphone and sing for

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<v Speaker 1>an audience of screaming fans.

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<v Speaker 2>Also again like the Tanners are the people you don't

1:11:56.200 --> 1:11:57.599
<v Speaker 2>want to meet on vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine?

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, are these things the same idiots that got

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<v Speaker 2>out in front of the hotel and we're yelling and

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<v Speaker 2>taking him all at space and now they're here on

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<v Speaker 2>stage and they've given them microphones.

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<v Speaker 1>Why these poor know, these poor audience members have paid

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of money for this Polynesian show just.

1:12:13.160 --> 1:12:15.479
<v Speaker 2>To have and now we've got to watch these white

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<v Speaker 2>people saying Elvis. You know it's like and also just

1:12:21.880 --> 1:12:24.080
<v Speaker 2>that Becky is like, you know what I'm gonna do?

1:12:24.080 --> 1:12:26.200
<v Speaker 2>You know what would be really appropriate in this situation

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<v Speaker 2>is to go change the entire show then to make

1:12:29.360 --> 1:12:31.000
<v Speaker 2>it about him.

1:12:31.040 --> 1:12:33.519
<v Speaker 1>It's so self centered. Not Becky, but just in general.

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<v Speaker 1>The Tanners are like, how do we make it about us? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't care about coultry. Is so know this family

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<v Speaker 1>is learn about Hawaii. We want to insert ourselves into Hawaii.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's in that sort of I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>that says.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot, but yeah, you know that's basically yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a that's a statement, uh, for just tourism in general.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's it's so ridiculous. The last fight, and here's

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<v Speaker 1>the best part. I want to know what the hell

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<v Speaker 1>happened the rest of the week they're there.

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<v Speaker 2>I've only seen the first day, You're right, what was

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the vacation?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they have fun, what happened? Why didn't What more

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<v Speaker 2>could they have possibly done? They did everything the first day.

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<v Speaker 1>They should have made that. I can't believe this was

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<v Speaker 1>only one twenty two minute episode. It should have been

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<v Speaker 1>a two parter, Like they paid all that money to

1:13:22.280 --> 1:13:24.479
<v Speaker 1>send us to Hawaii. At least get a two parter

1:13:24.600 --> 1:13:24.960
<v Speaker 1>out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>People, right, Well, but can you imagine if it took

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<v Speaker 2>ten days to shoot a twenty two minute episode?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true. We would have been a first.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd take a lot longer to shoot a two parter.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't think uh, I don't think we had

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<v Speaker 2>enough dramamine for that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there's gotta be a child labor law against Yeah,

1:13:43.080 --> 1:13:45.840
<v Speaker 1>keeping kids on an island for an extended period of time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's they just we end.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jesse sings RockA hula, Michelle's singing. They throw up

1:13:54.920 --> 1:13:57.840
<v Speaker 1>the hang loose sign and the crowd wars, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>our show. It was. Do you remember this, like, do

1:14:02.320 --> 1:14:04.080
<v Speaker 1>you remember were you embarrassed to be on stage? Or

1:14:04.080 --> 1:14:06.360
<v Speaker 1>were you loving it? Oh? God, did you see me dancing?

1:14:06.439 --> 1:14:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I was thrilled. I was having the best time.

1:14:08.400 --> 1:14:10.640
<v Speaker 2>I was like doing a whole little like learning how

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<v Speaker 2>to actually like hula and like move your hips and

1:14:13.320 --> 1:14:15.000
<v Speaker 2>use your feet and all the day. Yeah, yeah, I was.

1:14:15.040 --> 1:14:16.840
<v Speaker 2>I was thrilled. I had a great time. I love

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<v Speaker 2>nothing more than music and dancing and performing. Looking back

1:14:19.960 --> 1:14:21.880
<v Speaker 2>on it now, I'm just like, what are you people doing?

1:14:22.360 --> 1:14:24.680
<v Speaker 1>It's so funny. It's so funny in the moment, though,

1:14:24.680 --> 1:14:28.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it's exhilarating moment I was having a stage,

1:14:28.120 --> 1:14:29.599
<v Speaker 1>there's music people, Oh my god.

1:14:29.640 --> 1:14:31.320
<v Speaker 2>In the moment, I loved it, and it is. It's

1:14:31.360 --> 1:14:38.640
<v Speaker 2>a very fun, very eighties location episode where all of

1:14:38.680 --> 1:14:40.840
<v Speaker 2>the things happen. And I'm pretty sure this was like

1:14:41.920 --> 1:14:47.360
<v Speaker 2>a conglomeration of like seven different shows, each having done

1:14:47.560 --> 1:14:49.960
<v Speaker 2>a trip to Hawaii, and then we just pulled like

1:14:50.080 --> 1:14:52.799
<v Speaker 2>little bits and pieces probably from all of those stories

1:14:52.800 --> 1:14:54.559
<v Speaker 2>and just here's our Hawaii episode.

1:14:54.600 --> 1:14:56.519
<v Speaker 1>And we covered all the bases. It was a lot

1:14:56.600 --> 1:14:58.599
<v Speaker 1>to cover. It was a lot to cover in twenty

1:14:58.600 --> 1:14:59.080
<v Speaker 1>two minutes.

1:14:59.680 --> 1:15:06.280
<v Speaker 2>So much happening with zero connective tissue, zero connective tissue.

1:15:07.080 --> 1:15:09.559
<v Speaker 1>No, there's no character arcs happening here.

1:15:09.600 --> 1:15:17.040
<v Speaker 2>No, this show was in service of really random things. Yeah,

1:15:17.320 --> 1:15:23.160
<v Speaker 2>just random, but yeah, as much Hawaii uh uh. Sort

1:15:23.200 --> 1:15:29.839
<v Speaker 2>of stereotypical experience as you could shove into twenty two minutes.

1:15:30.520 --> 1:15:34.559
<v Speaker 1>It's so funny. Jeff who wrote this, Jeff wrote this, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I would I would love to interview him again and

1:15:36.880 --> 1:15:39.680
<v Speaker 1>ask him all about well he's look, I was on

1:15:39.720 --> 1:15:40.439
<v Speaker 1>so many pain meds.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what happened that And maybe that's

1:15:42.320 --> 1:15:44.520
<v Speaker 2>what it mm you got okay, maybe.

1:15:44.280 --> 1:15:47.479
<v Speaker 1>That's where Joey's hallucination comes from. Is Jeff was on

1:15:47.520 --> 1:15:50.120
<v Speaker 1>percoset and like, well, you're right, Joey's arc.

1:15:50.160 --> 1:15:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm seeing it. Are you seeing it right? And

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<v Speaker 2>just and mentioned the it just the I'm not even

1:16:04.520 --> 1:16:08.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna I can't you're speechless, speech speechless because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>do I even want to approach the like cultural appropriation

1:16:13.080 --> 1:16:19.360
<v Speaker 2>and like terrible just manner in which we addressed so

1:16:19.600 --> 1:16:21.120
<v Speaker 2>much of a.

1:16:22.560 --> 1:16:25.120
<v Speaker 1>You know, Pacific islander, Hawaiian culture, and.

1:16:25.200 --> 1:16:27.679
<v Speaker 2>That was that was definitely that one of those moments

1:16:27.680 --> 1:16:30.960
<v Speaker 2>where I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, that's

1:16:30.960 --> 1:16:31.479
<v Speaker 2>the critic to.

1:16:31.479 --> 1:16:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Do it now, yep, yep no. But but nineteen eighty nine,

1:16:35.520 --> 1:16:38.839
<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty nine, this was a very popular episode.

1:16:39.120 --> 1:16:42.160
<v Speaker 2>This was screamed about manhones and it was acceptable.

1:16:43.680 --> 1:16:46.240
<v Speaker 1>The whole thing is so cringe, but I love it.

1:16:46.320 --> 1:16:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Like it's such a sitcom. It's just absurditulous. It's just

1:16:51.439 --> 1:16:51.800
<v Speaker 1>it is.

1:16:52.000 --> 1:16:55.360
<v Speaker 2>There's so much happenings all over the place.

1:16:56.800 --> 1:17:00.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't even Yeah, it was, It's just a lot,

1:17:00.760 --> 1:17:03.080
<v Speaker 1>a lot, And it just felt like it felt like

1:17:03.120 --> 1:17:06.439
<v Speaker 1>such a different episode. When you remove us from the stage,

1:17:06.920 --> 1:17:08.559
<v Speaker 1>it feels like almost a completely different show.

1:17:08.640 --> 1:17:11.559
<v Speaker 2>Like what I mean, like it was there was no

1:17:11.600 --> 1:17:13.080
<v Speaker 2>connective to It didn't feel like a show.

1:17:13.160 --> 1:17:15.519
<v Speaker 1>It was just a series of us doing some things.

1:17:15.600 --> 1:17:17.320
<v Speaker 1>It was a fever dream, That's what it was.

1:17:17.520 --> 1:17:20.439
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it was an absolute fever dream. But we did

1:17:20.439 --> 1:17:22.439
<v Speaker 2>get to see a lot of Hawaii. Oh did we

1:17:22.680 --> 1:17:25.080
<v Speaker 2>much more than we saw of Japan when we were

1:17:25.080 --> 1:17:28.200
<v Speaker 2>in Japan on Fuller. I feel like, very true, very true.

1:17:28.439 --> 1:17:31.479
<v Speaker 2>So way to use the space and the uh and

1:17:31.520 --> 1:17:34.160
<v Speaker 2>the the area, you know. But that was I just

1:17:34.200 --> 1:17:36.240
<v Speaker 2>remember it being a really fun episode. It was one

1:17:36.240 --> 1:17:37.639
<v Speaker 2>of the first times that we all got to travel

1:17:37.640 --> 1:17:39.160
<v Speaker 2>together as group, and I loved it.

1:17:39.320 --> 1:17:41.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we had so much fun as kids. We went

1:17:41.640 --> 1:17:46.200
<v Speaker 1>to the the Dole Pineapple factory and saw like them

1:17:46.320 --> 1:17:48.880
<v Speaker 1>making the putting the pineapples, you know, slicing them and

1:17:48.880 --> 1:17:51.240
<v Speaker 1>putting them into the cans. Did we go to the

1:17:51.320 --> 1:17:53.040
<v Speaker 1>US cess ari zone and I went.

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<v Speaker 2>To the Dole Factory, but I think my dad went

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<v Speaker 2>with you and your family.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so it was we had something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a sweeten just not you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but we went to the USS Arizona. Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>it is? Yes? Yeah, the pharl Harbor bombing. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>that was very somber. That was I remember.

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<v Speaker 2>That was one of the I remember having such an

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<v Speaker 2>emotional reaction that I wanted I had to leave. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if you I do remember that, sobbing and crying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was really like it was. I it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I just felt it in my body like it was

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<v Speaker 2>a very uh, uncomfortable feeling place. And I just have

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<v Speaker 2>always been sort of impacted by certain spaces and things,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was a lot to take in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, glad we went, but I'm glad too, and I do. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I I appreciate that we went and learned about it

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<v Speaker 1>and at such a young age. Yeah, it was still

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<v Speaker 1>it was very impactful, even at the age of thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>and seven. Yeah, it was a great place to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming Adria was with us. Too. Yes, education she

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<v Speaker 1>set up our our thing, yea our field drip. But yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this was a this was a it was a

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<v Speaker 2>it was a full full house does Hawaii?

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<v Speaker 1>Full house does Hawaii. Yes, the island is full, the

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<v Speaker 1>we're out of the house.

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<v Speaker 2>The island is small, but boys, it full.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Yeah, it was. It was great. It was

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<v Speaker 1>it's a classic episode that it really is a classic episode.

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<v Speaker 1>And what an opener for season three.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh, way to kick it off, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>both it both had me going ooh and like ah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, there was a roller coaster of emotions of

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<v Speaker 2>good and bad things, but it was it was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad that we got to that, we started

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<v Speaker 2>off season three with this one, to.

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<v Speaker 1>Start starting off with a bang, and it can only

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<v Speaker 1>go up from here.

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<v Speaker 2>So in well, don't say that, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see that, We'll see. I have no idea what

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<v Speaker 1>happens in season.

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<v Speaker 2>You never know what's going to happen in Caesar, Caesar.

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<v Speaker 2>You never know what's gonna happen in Caesar or season egree.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm I'm so glad that we got to, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>kick this off right. Yeah, and everybody' you are enjoying

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<v Speaker 2>Rito's and we will see you next time. So remember

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<v Speaker 2>the island is small, but the hula dancers are imaginary.

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<v Speaker 1>That's our new tagline. Yep, that's it. You'll never remember

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<v Speaker 1>it again. Well, oh no, the well that the Metahunies

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<v Speaker 1>are small but the the hula dancers are imaginary.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going for let's go with that one. Hello

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<v Speaker 1>ha fanaritos mm hmm