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Speaker 1: Hi Catherine, Hi Chelsea. That's a good exciting day. What's today? Tuesday?

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Speaker 2: Today is Tuesday Day.

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Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: We're recording for our podcast that airs on Thursday. I

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Speaker 3: just got back from Vegas. I did a big promotional shoot.

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Speaker 3: I'm a big announcement coming at some point, and I

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Speaker 3: had a really fun day.

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Speaker 1: I took Doug to Vegas yesterday. You know how I

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Speaker 1: feel about Vegas.

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Speaker 2: He loves to fly private.

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Speaker 3: He only flies privately because I don't think he's going

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Speaker 3: to get along well on a commercial airline, which means

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Speaker 3: that's going to be prohibitive to his travel schedule. I'm

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Speaker 3: already trying to think about my Orca. I'm going to

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Speaker 3: my Orca for the month of June, and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: how can I bring Doug? And then I thought, because

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Speaker 3: I can actually bring him, i'd rush off once.

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Speaker 1: But it's too hot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's very furry, He's got a lot of lair.

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Speaker 1: And I thought I could shave him, but that's so.

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Speaker 4: I don't know that i'd shave.

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Speaker 5: I follow the Girl with the Dogs on YouTube and

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Speaker 5: she is like a dog groomer, and she says, for

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Speaker 5: some dogs, it'll ruin their undercoat. It makes some kind

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Speaker 5: of like patchy. It's not good for them. So I

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Speaker 5: would doctor your groomer.

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Speaker 1: Because he's so silky. It happened with Bernice because they're undercoat.

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Speaker 1: I shaved them too quickly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just wanted to get down to business and

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Speaker 3: see what was underneath their fur, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 3: because really what I'm after is that body.

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Speaker 2: And they can be like spotty too. Chow's like we

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Speaker 2: had a chow would have spotted purple.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't think Doug

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Speaker 3: is going to go to my Erica. I just think

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Speaker 3: it's too hot.

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Speaker 1: Too hot. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I have a quick follow up from a caller.

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Speaker 5: People, as we know, wrote in to Sarah, whose boyfriend

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Speaker 5: couldn't get it up and had lots of opinions last week.

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Speaker 5: So Sarah responded, she said, thanks so much for following up.

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Speaker 5: I loved listening to the suggestions from the Dear Chelsea community.

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Speaker 5: His medication was definitely a big factor that, combined with

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Speaker 5: his already shaky self confidence, was a recipe for disaster.

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Speaker 5: But I'm happy to report that after a trip to

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Speaker 5: the doctor, our sex life has really.

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Speaker 1: Turned around amazing.

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Speaker 2: In fact, I can hardly keep him off me. Now,

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Speaker 2: thanks for the advice, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: So what did they do? Do we know?

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Speaker 5: They went to the doctor, got it figured out. I

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Speaker 5: think they might have switched his medications. But it was

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Speaker 5: exactly what you called last week.

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Speaker 3: Okay, great, great, Yeah, I love it. I love it everyone.

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Speaker 3: Now everyone's now they're getting happy penetration.

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Speaker 2: Very thrilled that Sarah is getting laid.

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Speaker 1: So I know it's good for the soul to have penetration. Truly.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get them later tonight.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's exciting, I know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So we have a special guest on today. She

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Speaker 3: actually is in Vegas all the time, and she flew

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Speaker 3: in special to record this podcast today.

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Speaker 1: She is a comedian. She is ridiculous, and her nails

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Speaker 1: are longer than Flow Jos. Is that a reference people

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Speaker 1: know anymore?

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Speaker 4: Joe?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that's when the first nails came on

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Speaker 1: the scene was Flow Joe. Remember.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, her nails are as long as flow Jo's and

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Speaker 3: she's not running anywhere.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome Lynell. Oh my god, this is so exciting.

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Speaker 3: This woman is ridiculous and she makes me laugh so hard,

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Speaker 3: not only because of her outfits and her nails that

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Speaker 3: I don't even know how she wipes with them. But

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Speaker 3: her stand up is so fucking funny. She is so

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Speaker 3: fucking funny. And if you're in New York you can

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Speaker 3: see her at the Apollo Theater. She's going to be

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Speaker 3: performing tomorrow night at the Apollo Theater April twenty six,

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Speaker 3: And she's also going to be at the Netflix as

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Speaker 3: a Joke Festival in May in La And she has

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Speaker 3: her first ever special which was on Netflix was called

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Speaker 3: Chappelle's Home Team Now Town Business, Right, what do you

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Speaker 3: have to say for yourself, Chequita Banana.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I'm booked and busy and blessed.

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Speaker 3: I know you know, yeah, your career, your comedy career. Well,

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Speaker 3: I keep trying to hook up with you, but you

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Speaker 3: live in Vegas.

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Speaker 6: I live in Vegas and here, I just a year

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Speaker 6: ago this month purchased my first home.

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Speaker 4: It's my first time.

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Speaker 6: You know, everybody doesn't get it when everybody else does.

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Speaker 4: You know, you get it when you're supposed to.

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Speaker 6: So I've been at my residency in Vegas for four years,

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Speaker 6: living out of the Flamingo Hotel and the Link. But

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Speaker 6: I came upon an opportunity and it is totally upgraded

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Speaker 6: my life.

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Speaker 4: I love living in Las Vegas.

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Speaker 6: I just recently got awarded the key to the Strip,

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Speaker 6: oh goes city council people or.

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Speaker 4: Whatever, and I got a proclamation. Wow.

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Speaker 6: On March eleventh is Lunelle Day in Las Vegas. And

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Speaker 6: I work for as a great Jimmy Kimmel, you know,

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Speaker 6: a Jimmy Kimmel's comedy club. Yes, Sunday and Monday nights

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Speaker 6: at nine p thirty. So I'm I'm very booked. Like

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Speaker 6: you were saying that you went on a date, I'm like, damn,

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Speaker 6: how how do you do it? Because I don't really date.

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Speaker 6: I want to, but it's you know, our schedule is changed,

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Speaker 6: like with a phone call, you know, and you can

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Speaker 6: make a plan with the guys and all of a sudden, listen.

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Speaker 4: I can't do it. I'm going to Europe tomorrow, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Sh it is like that. So it's hard for me.

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Speaker 3: Look at you, I know, I know, well, sometimes I

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Speaker 3: go through phases where I don't have sex or I

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Speaker 3: don't date people for months because it is kind of hard,

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Speaker 3: especially as a woman, you know. I mean, we kind

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Speaker 3: a woman who has her shit together.

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Speaker 1: Men don't think that they need you need them.

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Speaker 4: That is what a guy said. They don't think. Okay,

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Speaker 4: first of all, we don't need you.

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Speaker 3: Right, So that's actually a good thing. It's not a need.

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Speaker 3: It is a desire, right.

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Speaker 4: I don't need you for nothing.

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Speaker 1: And sex, but also a sex is also not a need.

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Speaker 1: It's a desire.

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Speaker 3: Just to clear it because I've heard people say sex

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Speaker 3: is a need, I'm like, no, no, that's excuse.

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Speaker 6: That's the excuse the men make to go fuck around.

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Speaker 6: I needed you don't give me enough. We first got married,

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Speaker 6: it was hot, and now I don't do it because

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Speaker 6: I'm one of my favorite shows on TV is Cheaters.

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Speaker 6: I could watch that shit all day and all night.

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Speaker 6: Cheaters and fucking Catfish.

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Speaker 4: I'm down. I'm like, are you serious? I could watch it.

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Speaker 3: When was the last time you did have a relationship.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had a serious relationship?

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Speaker 4: I've been married.

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Speaker 3: Oh, okay, so I guess that that would be considered

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Speaker 3: a serious relationship.

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Speaker 1: Well, not all marriages.

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Speaker 6: Are well, I mean we didn't stay married how long well,

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Speaker 6: we were legally married for like maybe twenty years, but

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Speaker 6: we've been separated for like eighteen of those years.

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Speaker 4: And it was just a whole mess.

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Speaker 6: But I still love him, be very ill right now, Okay,

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Speaker 6: And so I still love but we're divorced and go

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Speaker 6: see him and stuff like that. But we had a

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Speaker 6: it was it was a whole trip.

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Speaker 1: Okay. And you don't have kids though, right.

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Speaker 4: I have one daughter. She's twenty eight.

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Speaker 1: Oh what's her name?

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Speaker 4: Her name is Danielle.

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Speaker 6: I had to get rhymes now, well, yeah, and her

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Speaker 6: father's name is Dana, so Dana and Lanelle Danielle. Oh, okay,

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 6: And I had to have a tattooed on my arm

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Speaker 6: because I was so fucking frazzled about having a baby.

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Speaker 6: I didn't even know if I could remember her birthday.

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Speaker 6: So I got a tattooed on my arm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you don't have a great memory.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't, and my daughter will attest to that.

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Speaker 3: Do you think it has anything to do with all

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Speaker 3: the pots smoking? Because I spoke a lot of pot too.

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Speaker 6: But I oh, I can remember my material, and I

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Speaker 6: remember playing to get on that's the most important.

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Speaker 4: Shit.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember you go on stage stoned right.

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Speaker 4: Most of the time?

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Speaker 1: that's good.

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Speaker 3: I usually have a I don't usually get stoned, but

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Speaker 1: I loved it. I loved it. I love drugs, I

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Speaker 1: I saw you was at.

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Speaker 3: Chappelle's birthday party in New York City and you had

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Speaker 1: I needed a joint, and I was like, where's Linel?

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Speaker 4: No, listen. Chelsea was coming out of hall, me and

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Speaker 4: my daughter.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I died right.

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Speaker 6: He and my daughter are about to go out and

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 6: We was at a fancy you know, Angela Bassa was there,

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Speaker 6: Gail King was there, Spike Lee was there, all these fancy,

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Speaker 6: fancy people. Candle light dressed up. Chelsea's like, you don't

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Speaker 1: White privilege white.

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Speaker 6: She's like, yes, I do. She says, no, you don't.

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Speaker 6: I said, well, you like the motherfucking it.

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Speaker 4: So she did.

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Speaker 6: And we sit in the middle of the fucking fancy

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Speaker 6: dinner far smoking the joint blow and smoking everybody's face,

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Speaker 3: Everyone else started lighting up droids too, so it worked

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Speaker 3: out perfectly. Oh yeah, I loved sometimes I have Like

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Speaker 3: I went to my cousin's wedding over the summer and

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Speaker 3: I had like a whole sheet of microdose LSD and

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Speaker 3: wouldn't take drugs, and I know that's ruffine, but but

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Speaker 3: the best night of my life. And she still doesn't

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Speaker 3: know why. She thinks it because her son got married.

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Speaker 3: But I'm like, no, I know why.

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Speaker 4: No, I detest any tobacco.

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Speaker 6: Cigarettes, cigars, all that bullshit pipes, all that. I don't

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Speaker 4: Nothing. You can't come in my house if you smoke cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and the smell, the smell.

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Speaker 4: A smoker who has a non smoker mate.

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Speaker 6: That's some kind of love that I can't I can't

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Speaker 4: We can't get together. You smoke.

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Speaker 3: ask about your sex life with comics, because you hang

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 4: In ninety six.

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Speaker 1: So he was a comic.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my daughter's father's a comic.

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Speaker 6: That's why we're making it a family trip when I

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Speaker 4: She's fine. She's a dancer. She dances like you know

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Speaker 6: She danced with Lizo to Grammy, she dance with Coiler

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Speaker 6: Ray and been on tour to like Amsterdam and like that.

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Speaker 3: So you know what I saw someone try to wear

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Speaker 3: something because they knew how sick I would make. It

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Speaker 3: would make me. They're selling crocs, but in heels, now

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Speaker 3: high heeled crocs.

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Speaker 4: Okay, can I okay hold the train?

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Speaker 1: Say yes, like you're getting a pair of Catherine No gyes.

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Speaker 2: I've seen them.

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Speaker 1: That would be it?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 6: Can I speak on crocks for a minute? Yeah, So

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Speaker 4: Oh my No, let me tell you, you know what.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even get to your feet because your body

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Speaker 4: Let me explain first of all, No, don't I'm show people.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna show you. Is this gonna be on YouTube

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it probably will.

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Speaker 6: Okay, So I'm gonna show the people the crocs, and

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna get sure reaction about the crock. First of all,

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Speaker 6: I think they make your feet look like many mouse feet.

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Speaker 4: You know many mouse the feet. Yes, yes, I think

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Speaker 4: they're for nurses.

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Speaker 1: I actually don't remember many mouse's feet.

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Speaker 6: They're big like this, and and and Mickey's feet are

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Speaker 1: Fuck those two mice anyway.

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Speaker 4: I'm like mice in general, but I don't like him.

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Speaker 6: And then I had double knee replacement surgery during the

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Speaker 4: Girl reached out to me. We dou double.

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Speaker 6: I had one and I had the other one four

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Speaker 6: months later. It changed my life. I wouldn't be here

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Speaker 6: under I would have committed suicide if I didn't get

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Speaker 6: my knees. Oh it was that bad bone on bone,

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Speaker 6: you like these other? Oh my god, those would be

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Speaker 3: I'm more interested in what your foot that you just

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Speaker 3: took out of it like a real chicken McNugget deluxe.

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Speaker 2: They're blinged out.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's as cute as it's gonna get it.

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Speaker 4: This is And I've got like seven pair and there

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Speaker 1: And is it Gucci? Are they Gucci? Okay? I got it?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's cute. No, those are cute, and.

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Speaker 4: They're good for the airport. You can slide in and out.

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Speaker 1: And you know, by the way, you shouldn't be taking

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Speaker 4: I wear socks?

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Speaker 3: Honey, Okay, you fucking better because that is disgusting and unsanitary.

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Speaker 4: I don't like I don't like it. I wear socks.

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Speaker 6: First of all, I'm not going through the security thing

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Speaker 6: barefoot behind flesh eating disease. Isn't that still out there?

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Speaker 6: What if you stand behind somebody like that? Now your

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Speaker 5: One of my friends we were going through the airport

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Speaker 1: I was like who's laughing.

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Speaker 4: Now your luck, I'm not walking behind barefoot. Random.

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Speaker 3: My friend Kelly in Africa, she she has like she

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Speaker 6: Ain't gonna fly and Dubai have your feet.

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Speaker 4: Ye just don't like walking behind people like that.

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 3: I was on a plane yesterday and the woman there

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Speaker 1: Baby is this? And then the woman she was sitting

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Speaker 3: The baby in a seat by and she goes, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I bought in his own ticket, or I bought her

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, you think I wouldn't sit next to

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Speaker 3: It was from San Francisco to uh or No, San

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Speaker 1: And it was on an airline, a real airline, commercial.

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Speaker 4: Give a ship.

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Speaker 6: Nobody's sitting next to my baby. They could be doing

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Speaker 1: I don't want the baby anywhere near me.

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Speaker 4: I understand that too.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't in a seat or anything like. It wasn't

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Speaker 4: And the airline allowed that. Cocktail shit, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I had two cocktails at noon. I was like, fuck,

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Speaker 3: I'll take a Vikasota. And then I was like, I

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Speaker 3: don't even drink a. So you've never had sex with

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Speaker 6: Sens and then if it goes wrong, then the guy

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Speaker 4: And now you got beef like, yeah, the crips and

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because if a motherfucker said something about me on stage,

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Speaker 6: I would tear that ass up.

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Speaker 4: But it has not happened.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank God for that, Thank God for small miracles.

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Speaker 3: Now you spend most of your time in Vegas working

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Speaker 3: at this Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club, and I know you

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Speaker 3: have your residency there right, So you've had a lot

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Speaker 3: tell me how that's impacted you.

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Speaker 6: Well, you know, when you're younger, you want what you want,

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Speaker 6: You want it right now, you know, and when you

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Speaker 6: but you get it later, I feel like you appreciate

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Speaker 6: it more and you won't fuck it up as easy.

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Speaker 6: You know, I did all my I did all my

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Speaker 6: I came to LA, Like I did all the coke

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Speaker 6: I was already all coked out, so I didn't didn't

445
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Speaker 6: do it anymore. And then you know, now that I'm older,

446
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,639
Speaker 6: of course I would never because these kids got some

447
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,399
Speaker 6: shit fentanyl or something like that.

448
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,960
Speaker 3: Thank God, everyone need, anyone who needed it to turn

449
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,840
Speaker 3: from cocaine has one because you can't do it anymore.

450
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:38,119
Speaker 6: Russian Roulette with that shit now. So I also feel

451
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Speaker 6: that if I had got a house earlier, who knows

452
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,399
Speaker 6: if I'd have been able to sustain it. My money

453
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:48,160
Speaker 6: is pretty stable now, and that's good everything that I've got.

454
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,000
Speaker 6: Bevery Smith always says it gets greater later, and you

455
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,800
Speaker 6: don't want to hear that shit when you're young. But

456
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,359
Speaker 6: you're still figuring shit out for like years, you know,

457
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:59,520
Speaker 6: like everybody doesn't, you know, get a YouTube channel, make

458
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Speaker 6: a million dollar everybody mama house, like a lot of

459
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,720
Speaker 6: these kids do. But we came up there. There was

460
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,720
Speaker 6: no cell phones, there was no social media. The only

461
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,640
Speaker 6: best promotion you could get, especially about the female comedist,

462
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,840
Speaker 6: that bitch is funny, go see her that you that

463
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,360
Speaker 6: was your your promotion.

464
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,359
Speaker 4: So I feel like we appreciate it more. We do

465
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Speaker 4: what it.

466
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,439
Speaker 6: Takes to stay out of the shit. We mind our

467
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,520
Speaker 6: own business. We don't get caught up in the bullshit.

468
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,080
Speaker 4: We don't social.

469
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Speaker 6: Media, bank what you do, I don't, and you know

470
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,080
Speaker 6: stuff like that. So, yeah, it impacted my life in

471
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Speaker 6: a great way. I'm all good now.

472
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, it's nice to be It's nice to be

473
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Speaker 3: earning a good living doing what you love to do.

474
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Speaker 4: Oh for sure. Like that eats all day for sure.

475
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,240
Speaker 3: And it feels so it's so helpful for your self

476
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,560
Speaker 3: assuredness and your confidence and the way you go through life.

477
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,919
Speaker 3: When you feel financially secure, when you feel settled, you

478
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Speaker 3: have a house, you have job security.

479
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

480
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:04,040
Speaker 6: I have seven brothers and sisters, and believe you me,

481
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,440
Speaker 6: nothing means more to them than you not asking them

482
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,640
Speaker 6: for money. Nothing means more. That's when you have made it.

483
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,359
Speaker 6: They don't ask me for no money and actually help

484
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Speaker 6: out when you can. So I enjoy that. And also

485
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:25,199
Speaker 6: I feel like being a comic, we don't have to

486
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:30,720
Speaker 6: rely on a band background singers, glam squad, maybe you do,

487
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Speaker 6: I don't because I do my own ship.

488
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Speaker 4: You don't have to wait on nobody. It's just us.

489
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Speaker 3: Well, you're also monetizing your own personality. Yeah, we're making

490
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Speaker 3: money off of being ourselves. Like what a gift that is.

491
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,240
Speaker 3: We just get to be ourselves and make a living

492
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Speaker 3: doing that. Not everybody can do that.

493
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Speaker 4: Well, not everybody's interesting.

494
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Speaker 1: No, I will not worry.

495
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:53,159
Speaker 3: We will not anybody's interesting or not everybody's interested in

496
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,680
Speaker 3: monetizing their own personality. Right, I'm like, what's the least

497
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,240
Speaker 3: amount of work I could do be myself? I'd rather

498
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Speaker 3: just be myself get paid for that.

499
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Speaker 1: How do you work that out?

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna take a quick bake. We're going to bake. Actually,

501
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,040
Speaker 3: we're gonna take a little break of bake, and we'll

502
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Speaker 3: be right back.

503
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Speaker 5: Need advice from Chelsea about a coworker situation. Right into

504
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Speaker 5: Dear Chelsea podcast at gmail dot com.

505
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Speaker 3: And we're back with Lonelle. Do you like to do

506
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Speaker 3: you prefer Lonel or Lunell either? It Relly my driver

507
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,000
Speaker 3: who knew you when I said I was interviewing you today.

508
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,639
Speaker 3: He said, oh, and I said Linnell, she's a comic,

509
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:36,159
Speaker 3: and he goes Lunew and I was like, yeah, you

510
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,719
Speaker 3: know her, and he goes, yeah, I know her from

511
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Speaker 3: years ago.

512
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Speaker 1: He said he used to drive you around.

513
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a lot of boys that said he used

514
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,639
Speaker 6: to drive me around.

515
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Speaker 3: He said, you tried to do yeah. Okay, Well okay,

516
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,879
Speaker 3: so you know what goes on here. We're gonna take callers.

517
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 3: We give them a okay. People call in and they

518
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,280
Speaker 3: want advice, and that's why we're here.

519
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Speaker 1: For Yeah, me too, I fucking love it too.

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Speaker 5: Our first question comes from Annie says, I'm living with

521
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,879
Speaker 5: my boyfriend and our mutual best friend. We've all been

522
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 5: friends for over a decade, traveled and lived together, and

523
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,400
Speaker 5: are currently living together, just the three of us. I've

524
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Speaker 5: always thought this friend of ours was attractive, and maybe

525
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 5: even then and maybe even that, I'm possibly in love

526
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,640
Speaker 5: with him, but I've held those feelings in the whole time,

527
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,399
Speaker 5: so he can all just be good friends and I

528
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 5: don't ruin it for everyone. Well, this roommate and I

529
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 5: often trade backrubs. He was a massage therapist and we've

530
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,920
Speaker 5: been doing this for years, always one hundred percent platonic,

531
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Speaker 5: although honestly, I've always fantasized about it not being platonic.

532
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Speaker 2: When my boyfriend and I hit a rocky patch and

533
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Speaker 2: he took some space.

534
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Speaker 5: I told our friend about it and we ended up

535
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Speaker 5: going all the way that night and a few times

536
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Speaker 5: after that. When my boyfriend got back, we stopped and

537
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 5: haven't had much physical interaction since then. My problem is

538
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 5: I love them both. My boyfriend is just an epic person.

539
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 5: My roommate, on the other hand, I've never been more

540
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,639
Speaker 5: attracted to anyone in my life, and I cannot stop

541
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Speaker 5: thinking about it.

542
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 2: I believe I'm in love with him.

543
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,360
Speaker 5: It was a crush the whole time, but recently I'm

544
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 5: thinking about him as a life partner. I don't know

545
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 5: what the heck to do. I love living with them

546
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,360
Speaker 5: both where great friends have fun, and in some sort

547
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:12,439
Speaker 5: of twisted way, I'm getting the best of both worlds.

548
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm curious. I'm curious if you think.

549
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 5: I should move out and leave my wonderful life and

550
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Speaker 5: look elsewhere. Tell them both I like them or what.

551
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Speaker 5: Please help, Chelsea, I know you'll set me straight.

552
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Speaker 4: Annie, you go first.

553
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a fucking mess. You can't fuck

554
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 3: your roommate while your boyfriend lives there. That is so disrespectful.

555
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 3: That you did that.

556
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 4: Boys do it all the time.

557
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do it is, but it's still disrespectful. It's

558
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 3: I mean, it doesn't justify it because boys do it.

559
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 3: I don't want to be a boy.

560
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Speaker 4: Say how old she is?

561
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,400
Speaker 2: She's like twenties, she's in her twenties.

562
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Speaker 4: I say, fuck them both.

563
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 3: Okay, great advice, Yeah keep yeah, yeah, Well it's gonna

564
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 3: blow up, and your boyfriend is not going to forgive

565
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,679
Speaker 3: you for fucking your roommates. I think you break up

566
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Speaker 3: with your boyfriend right away and maybe pursue it the roommate.

567
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 4: You become such a prude.

568
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: I have morals, Okay, I have standards and moral is this?

569
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Speaker 4: Can I see? Chelsea?

570
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm right here.

571
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 3: I don't you say fuck Everyone left said, Yeah, you

572
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 3: gotta have some sort of boundary.

573
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 4: Not there, not in the environment. Don't listen.

574
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Speaker 1: Don't even listen to what the fuck she's said.

575
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Speaker 4: Why am I here?

576
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, go ahead, Okay.

577
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Speaker 6: I say this because number one, her boyfriend's a fucking

578
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 6: great guy.

579
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Speaker 1: Yeah, epic, she says that epic guy.

580
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 4: You don't want to get rid of him.

581
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Speaker 6: Number two, the other guy, you're just hot in the

582
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 6: pants for he may not be as great a guy

583
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 6: as the boyfriend. Okay, you motherfuckers knew when you moved

584
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 6: in together that some ship like this might happen. In

585
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 6: the back of somebody's mind, somebody mind.

586
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 4: To be guilty too.

587
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 6: So I say, continue on with what you're doing, to

588
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 6: be very cautious, be prepared for to blow up, because

589
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,880
Speaker 6: it will. Don't be all crying, all broken hearted because

590
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 6: you fucking did it.

591
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 4: Take the l move on, don't.

592
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Speaker 3: You, jo First of all, that's that is that is

593
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Speaker 3: the only piece of your advice that I agree with,

594
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Speaker 3: is when it fucking blows up, don't start crying and

595
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 3: acting happened.

596
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 1: It happened because you couldn't keep your fucking pants on,

597
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: and you have to keep sucking your roommate.

598
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 4: You can keep their pants on in their twenties. Come on, child,

599
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Speaker 4: I know.

600
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Speaker 3: But it's not cool if you have a great boyfriend

601
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,680
Speaker 3: and you fuck your roommate that you've been fantasizing about.

602
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 4: Well, she should, she should release.

603
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 3: That boyfriend, and she should release herself into the wilderness

604
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 3: so she can go sower oat.

605
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,120
Speaker 4: So she can be miserable for the rest of her life.

606
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 1: No, right now, she's just making people miserable.

607
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 6: Now nobody's miserable. She did say, nobody's complaining. Well, so

608
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 6: what he don't know won't hurt him. And the other

609
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 6: motherfucker he's a dog because he's fucking his boy's girl.

610
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Speaker 1: Would you be in a relationship?

611
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Speaker 3: Would you ever put in and be in a situation

612
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Speaker 3: where you lived with two roommates and you were fucking

613
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Speaker 3: both of them and one thought they were your boyfriend.

614
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Speaker 6: I've lived with two roommates that I was fucking anybody,

615
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 6: But I have fucking father and son before. Now, how

616
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 6: about that? How about them apples?

617
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:13,199
Speaker 3: Well, that is something. Tell us more about that. I

618
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 3: would like to know about a father's son.

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Speaker 6: I've never Yeah, years ago, when I lived in Oakland, California,

620
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Speaker 6: when I was hot in the athim in my twenties,

621
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Speaker 6: I fell in love with this bass player guy that

622
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 6: was in this band, so I used to hang out.

623
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Speaker 4: It was a studio rat check, hang out.

624
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Speaker 6: The studio, sleep in the studio, listen to him practicing,

625
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 6: all that kind of stuff. Fine, then we got older

626
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 6: and about our little separate ways. Many years later, this

627
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 6: guy gets at me because I used to do a

628
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 6: show like this in Oakland on the Sobe Television Network

629
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Speaker 6: local cable station and where people could.

630
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Speaker 4: Call in and stuff like this.

631
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 6: This guy called me and he was so consuming he

632
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 6: wanted to get Amy Kpeton's station.

633
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 4: We hooked up and so we were laying in.

634
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Speaker 6: Bed talking one day and he said, yeah, my dad

635
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,880
Speaker 6: blah blah blah blah his name. And I said blah

636
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 6: blah blah. He said, yeah, blah blah blah. I said

637
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 6: blah blah blah blah blah blah, and he said yeah.

638
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 6: I said, oh my god, I said that's your father.

639
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 6: He said, yeah, Oh my god. You'll never guess what happened.

640
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 4: I told him.

641
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: And what did he think?

642
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 6: Well, you know, he will, you know, the typical mail ship. Well,

643
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 6: who's better in bed? Actually he was. Daddy was all right.

644
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,199
Speaker 6: But you know, we were doing a lot of drugs

645
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 6: back then. So the impotency cocaine ain't never made nobody

646
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 6: dig hard like they think, and make it.

647
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 3: Very hard to get a hard deck on. It's very

648
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 3: hard to get a hard deck cocaine. Cocaine and a variety.

649
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: Of other drugs as well.

650
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 3: Quite frankly, everyone needs to just carry viagra with them

651
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 3: after you turn fucking forty men need to carry VIAGRAA no, just.

652
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 4: State younger man, fuck some viagra.

653
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: We don't want to date a thirty year old.

654
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 4: I don't want to date a sixty year old because

655
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 4: I'm not putting ice pack on your gout foot. Whatever

656
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 4: the fuck's wrong with you?

657
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: So very specific.

658
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 3: No, Who's Who's our next call Catherine?

659
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: So our next color is Josie. She is a stay

660
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 2: at home mom. She says, you're Chelsea.

661
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 5: I'd love your opinion and advice on a topic I've

662
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 5: been struggling with for twenty years.

663
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 1: Orgasms.

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Speaker 5: The first time I had sex, I was seventeen and

665
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 5: I'm thirty seven now, and I have never once had

666
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Speaker 5: an orgasm with a man.

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Speaker 2: I was married a minute with a man with a man. Yeah,

668
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,360
Speaker 2: a good point. I was married from twenty two to

669
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Speaker 2: twenty five.

670
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Speaker 5: I cheated on him and divorced him, and that marriage

671
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 5: was filled with exciting sex. Still, the only way I

672
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 5: was able to orgasm was from porn and or a

673
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Speaker 5: vibrator by myself.

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Speaker 2: My ex knew this was the case and was fine

675
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Speaker 2: with it.

676
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 5: We just continued about our merry way and still had

677
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 5: sex about five times per week. I've been married to

678
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,719
Speaker 5: my current husband for almost eleven years and have not

679
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 5: had an orgasm with him once. I'm ashamed to admit

680
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 5: that I've been faking it the whole time. It doesn't

681
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 5: bother me that much since I'm still able to get

682
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 5: off maybe once a week by myself. I've never had

683
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 5: a huge sex drive regardless of this issue. I don't

684
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Speaker 5: want to tell my husband I've been faking it for

685
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 5: a decade. We have sex around one to three times

686
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 5: a week, and I love that he loves fucking me.

687
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 5: It really makes me happy to have sex with him,

688
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 5: but I can't shake this feeling that I'm lying to

689
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Speaker 5: him about this. What do you think? Thank you and

690
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 5: love you, Josie.

691
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Speaker 4: Chelsea your show.

692
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Speaker 1: Her name is Josie to go with Chelsea and Linelle.

693
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Speaker 4: Because you know I'm going to disagree with what she said.

694
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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Josie, Hi you all, Oh see you? Hi. This

696
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Speaker 1: is our special guest Linel. She's from.

697
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Speaker 4: Outer space.

698
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: Round the way, She's she dropped by. She came in

699
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Speaker 1: from Vegas hot off the darmac tarmac.

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Speaker 7: Oh man, I feel like I should be wearing stung

701
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 7: glasses right now too.

702
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Speaker 6: Well, you're not anonymous, even if you had him on,

703
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 6: because there you are right on the camera.

704
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: Yes, Now did you want to go first on this shore?

705
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: Why didn't you take it?

706
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 4: Okay?

707
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Speaker 6: First of all, you and ninety eight percent of women

708
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 6: in marriages are faking orgasms.

709
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Speaker 4: First of all.

710
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Speaker 6: Okay, because some people will sacrifice an orgasm for a

711
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 6: really good man. Now, this guy must be a really

712
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 6: good guy. Maybe he's a good provider and he loves you,

713
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 6: he loves you, loves fucking you and stuff like that,

714
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 6: and you're faking it, you know, just what's Look, what's

715
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 6: the problem. Let him go to work, bust out the vibrator,

716
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 6: rub one out, and keep keep going about your day.

717
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 6: I don't see you know, it would be lovely for

718
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 6: you to have an orgasm with the man that you

719
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Speaker 6: I think you love him still, Do you love him?

720
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Speaker 5: Oh?

721
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 7: Absolutely, He's a fantastic man.

722
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Speaker 3: Okay, well you know, But so you're able to have

723
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 3: an orgasm by yourself, which means you're able to have

724
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 3: an orgasm and with porn and with porn. Right, I

725
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 3: like to fantasize about porn a lot. When I'm having

726
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 3: an orgasm. I think about a couple of scenes in

727
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 3: some porn movies I've seen that really gets my juices flowing,

728
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 3: so I can I can relate to what you're saying.

729
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Speaker 1: I won't mention what those movies are because they're too embarrassing.

730
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Speaker 3: The plot lines is a gay point, well, lesbian portant,

731
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Speaker 3: I do like lesbian gave me.

732
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Speaker 4: I don't like to oppose a gay porn either.

733
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Speaker 6: Dick, I tell you, I pick up a few pointers

734
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 6: watching somebody.

735
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Speaker 1: But whose dick are you sucking? No one, you're saying

736
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: one taking sucking classes right now?

737
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Speaker 4: I don't I do. My big second is trans.

738
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Speaker 3: Josie, have you ever had your husband give you an

739
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 3: orgasm with the vibrator while you're fooling around with him?

740
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 4: Oh? She just came.

741
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: She just came to Okay, So you.

742
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 3: You've never had him give you an orgasm with the

743
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 3: vibrator while you guys are fooling around.

744
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 7: No, but that's a great idea. And he gave me

745
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 7: one for Valentine's Day last.

746
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Speaker 1: Year, coicked.

747
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 3: So bring that into the bedroom and show him. He

748
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 3: doesn't know exactly what to do. You have to show

749
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Speaker 3: him what to do.

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Speaker 4: Agree with that, Chelsea, Oh.

751
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: Thank you. You have to show point your finger and

752
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: tell him higher, lower, there.

753
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 4: But are you like that? Are you sweet?

754
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

755
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 3: I'm not like, Hey, higher, I had to ask, but

756
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 3: I want them, I want to help them. I'm not

757
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 3: going to fake an orgasm at this age. I've done

758
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 3: exactly what you did for twenty years. First of all,

759
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 3: it takes concentration to have an orgasm. You have to concentrate.

760
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 3: I'm not sure what exactly, but I know you need

761
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 3: to concentrate. Your fucking clatorus is what you need to

762
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 3: concentrate on. But you know you can have one, so

763
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 3: there's really nothing wrong. You just have to show your

764
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 3: husband and don't admit that you've been lying about orgasms.

765
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: That information isn't healthful. But just start getting a little bit.

766
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: I bet you he's going.

767
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 3: To be great at it once you show him the way,

768
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 3: and then you're gonna have even better sex with your husband.

769
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Speaker 1: You already have a really healthy sex life. Three times

770
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Speaker 1: a week is great.

771
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're fucking blessed. What the fuck are you.

772
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: Since the eighties?

773
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll agree with Chelsea.

774
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 6: Maybe have him says he bought it for you, Maybe

775
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,719
Speaker 6: have him use it on you.

776
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I like this.

777
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 4: Buzz your way into happiness.

778
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 3: Buzz your way and also don't fake it anymore. Get

779
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 3: him involved in helping you orgasm.

780
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 5: And I would wager that if he bought you the vibrator,

781
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 5: he wants to use it with you. Yeah, you know,

782
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 5: so you could be like, hey, guess what I thought

783
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 5: would be hot, Let's try this, and then if he's

784
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 5: still not getting it from you, like describing like high

785
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,479
Speaker 5: or lower, let's do it this way.

786
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 2: You can be like, you know it would be hot,

787
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 2: why don't you watch watch me?

788
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that. Okay, okay, I like that.

789
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 3: And also try some different combinations with the vibrator, like

790
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 3: have him fingering you, have him do whatever, like turn

791
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 3: you know, not just the clatorous stimulation, but some girls

792
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: need a bunch of things to happen at the same time.

793
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 3: Some girls like to have a finger in their asshole

794
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 3: when they're having an orgosoics.

795
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: This girl, Yeah, I know what you like. You can't

796
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: put your finger in anyone's.

797
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am a doctor and I am a doctor,

798
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 3: and I don't do that.

799
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 7: That's really helpful. I just yeah, it's just been on

800
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 7: my heart for years and years and years after.

801
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 4: Put it in your pantings and let's go. Yes, ma'am okay.

802
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, you're gonna be fine. Just be more communicative.

803
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 7: That's a really good idea to get the vibrators out

804
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,720
Speaker 7: that he bought me for. That's a really great idea.

805
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 4: I love that.

806
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,280
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun.

807
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 4: Okay, right, know how it went?

808
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 7: Yes, I sure will you know, I'll check back in.

809
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 7: Thank you Catherine, thank you Read and Nel.

810
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 3: She's feeling is feeling marginalized. Right, she's go have an

811
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 3: orgasm right.

812
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 8: Now, we'll do okay, Yes, stay on the phone. How

813
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 8: how frequently do you masturbate?

814
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 6: I don't anymore, not much. Only when I come to

815
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 6: l A because that's when I vibrator.

816
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: Oh really, do you keep it in a storage facility here?

817
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 6: No? I keep it by the bed in my house

818
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 6: in la but I get my housekeeper that is from

819
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:09,479
Speaker 6: my neck.

820
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 3: I had this face thing like for your under eyes,

821
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 3: like this like vibrator contraption that you like smooth out

822
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 3: your under eyes when they're puffy.

823
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Speaker 1: And I had it in a hotel room in London.

824
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 3: I stayed in there for a month and every morning,

825
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 3: every time I come back to the hotel, they would

826
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 3: have it right next to my bed, like on a

827
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 3: piece of like one of those little it was a

828
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 3: really fancy hotel, and they had on one of those

829
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 3: like yes, yes, like on these special towels that they

830
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 3: had in the bathroom that are like face towels, and

831
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 3: they would like wrap it nicely. I'm like, I can't

832
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 3: believe they think that they're wrapping my vibrator up each

833
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 3: day and placing it next to my bed. Talk about

834
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 3: turndown service, I'm saying, okay.

835
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: Next, our next question comes from Dave.

836
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Speaker 1: This is just an email, or maybe it's Dave Chappelle.

837
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Speaker 2: He says, I'm thirty five mail.

838
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 5: I've been married for thirteen years to my best friend,

839
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 5: who is a gorgeous blonde. Her workplace is ninety five

840
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 5: percent mail, which was never a problem until recently. She

841
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 5: brought up to me that a friend of mine who

842
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 5: works there tried to make a pass at her. I

843
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 5: was appreciative of the honesty. Fast forward a couple of

844
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 5: months and he started to avoid me and doesn't talk

845
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 5: to me anymore. Then I find out she's deleting text

846
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 5: messages from him and a couple other male coworkers. I

847
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 5: asked her about it, and she said it was nothing,

848
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 5: just some light joking that she thought I wouldn't understand

849
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 5: or I would read into the wrong way. I just

850
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 5: asked her for her honesty and to not delete the messages,

851
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 5: no matter what they were. She's still doing it. How

852
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 5: do I express to her that she's breaking the trust

853
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 5: between us? After all, if the messages are harmless, why

854
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 5: do they need to be deleted? I appreciate your advice, Dave.

855
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but why are you reading her phone? I know exactly,

856
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: I know.

857
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 3: It's like, exactly, No, I had a boyfriend who ran

858
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 3: through my phone and.

859
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 4: I I just go looking for some shit you're going for.

860
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, it's like, but I mean, deleting the messages

861
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 3: is also like a sign that you're He.

862
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 6: Wouldn't know if they were being deleted, if he didn't

863
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 6: go prowling around.

864
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 4: If the guy is he.

865
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 6: A friend of the man outside of the port, okay,

866
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 6: and now the guy is avoiding him and shit, so

867
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:17,280
Speaker 6: he's acting shady. She's doing the right thing by deleting

868
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 6: the messages, because number one, we don't know what the

869
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 6: fuck she wrote back. She might be leading this motherfucker on.

870
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 6: She covering her own ass. And then also the friend

871
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 6: you need to go ahead on and be glad that

872
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,439
Speaker 6: he not fucking with you no more. He clearly wants

873
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 6: to fuck your broad and you don't need to be

874
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 6: fucking with him no way. That she can't leave her

875
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 6: job just because somebody thinks she's hot at work. And

876
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 6: at some point he might need to pull him to

877
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 6: the side and say something. But I say, keep deleading

878
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 6: that chair, and you stay off her fucking phone.

879
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: I don't know if somebody's deleting messages. I find that.

880
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 6: I mean, you don't know they're deleted if you don't know, But.

881
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: That's not the point.

882
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 3: She's still the guy's acting strange. So why is the

883
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 3: guy from work, I can think strange.

884
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 6: Because he knows that he can't look him in the

885
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 6: eye no more because he was broad.

886
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, but so then that's what the guy's trying to

887
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 3: find out. So if that's the truth, she's flirting with

888
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 3: that guy, don't you think her husband does have a

889
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 3: right to know that she's flirting with some coworker.

890
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 4: Listen, we all flirt, don't we.

891
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: That's the thing.

892
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 5: Like, flirting is not cheating, and like, if you are

893
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 5: in a work environment that's ninety five percent man like,

894
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 5: it does kind of get you a little farther if

895
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 5: you're like that cute flirty girl at work, you know,

896
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 5: and that my carry over to text messages.

897
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: I don't know about this subject matter. I really just don't.

898
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 4: I don't go through people.

899
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 3: I will never go through someone's phone again. I used

900
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 3: to do that. I had a relationship once where I

901
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 3: was paranoid and I looked through his phone, and of

902
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 3: course I found stuff.

903
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: No, no, I never looked through fifty cents phone. I

904
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: never did.

905
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 3: We weren't together for long enough for him to get

906
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 3: up to any other business, although maybe he did.

907
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: Maybe he was fucking the whole world.

908
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 3: I don't know.

909
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: We only dated for two months.

910
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 4: I hate it right now?

911
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: You would?

912
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 3: She just showed me picture of her with fifty cent.

913
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 3: Where did you see him in Vegas?

914
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 4: Well? You know is that really important? Where we were

915
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 4: and broke up?

916
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,760
Speaker 1: Can I see your phone? I want to see your phone?

917
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 4: You want to go to be my phone?

918
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,720
Speaker 1: You would have sex with fifty cent? You would have? Really?

919
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 7: Why?

920
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 1: Because you find him hot?

921
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 4: Well? Yeah, because I think he is really sweet.

922
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: And really sweet is a sweetheart?

923
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I mean no, I really probably wouldn't because

924
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 6: I know, you know, Vivica as well, And so you know,

925
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 6: I don't want to.

926
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 1: What's their story Vivica in fifty Well.

927
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 6: No, I just don't want to. I'm not that bitch

928
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 6: that well fuck your ex boyfriend. I'm not her. But

929
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 6: if he would not involved with you, if he would

930
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 6: not involved with her, and if he wanted me me.

931
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 3: I would say, listen, I would first of all tell

932
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 3: you to go fuck fifty cent. I would be happy

933
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 3: for you, so you don't have to worry about that

934
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 3: aspect of things. I don't consider anyone to be a

935
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 3: real boyfriend if you haven't dated them for less.

936
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 6: White Chelsea in the Black World, you don't do that shit.

937
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 6: Vivica would never fucking forgive me if I went fuck

938
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 6: fifty cent. When she is clearly declared on television that

939
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 6: that was the love of her life.

940
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:05,879
Speaker 1: Oh she has.

941
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 4: I don't know that love of her life.

942
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 6: I could pull her up, so I don't you know.

943
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 6: And they was for that a hot minute. There was

944
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 6: a hot ass.

945
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: How long did they date?

946
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 4: Not long?

947
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 6: Maybe six months something like that. But a lot can't

948
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,399
Speaker 6: happen her six months. You could be a love love

949
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 6: love love in six months. So I wouldn't do that

950
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 6: for that aspect. But if he if he was any

951
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 6: you know, if he wasn't involved with people, I knew

952
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 6: if he wanted me lounell.

953
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 4: Yes, I would fuck fifty cent uh huh.

954
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: What about Bill Cosby?

955
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 4: I have a picture of me and Bill.

956
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: Oh really? Is it in his hotel room?

957
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 8: No?

958
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 4: But I was sleep on the shoulder. I don't know

959
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 4: if he gave me anything.

960
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: You fell asleep on his shoulder?

961
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 7: Huh.

962
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 3: I think I've seen you fall asleep publicly though before,

963
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 3: like twice.

964
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 6: No, you have not, liar, but I do. I put

965
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 6: him and I posted that picture.

966
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,919
Speaker 1: Don't look on your face, knock, I haven't.

967
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 6: I put that picture on my Instagram once of me

968
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 6: and Cosby and I had my head on his shoulder

969
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 6: like this, and underneath the picture I wrote Bill, I'm

970
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 6: feeling sleepy. I think I need to go, and it

971
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 6: was very popular post. But I don't fuck old men.

972
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 3: First of all, have you ever had what was what's

973
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 3: the oldest man you've ever had sex with?

974
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 4: Like maybe in this maybe early seventies, but a.

975
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: Very that's fucking old.

976
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 4: But that was a very fit motherfucker.

977
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: Like how fit was he and who was it fit.

978
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 4: Enough to have a hard dick that would work in me.

979
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 6: That's it, you know, But I'm not fucking nobody would

980
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 6: gout goddamn it.

981
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 3: I've never had sex with a seventy year old, actually

982
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,919
Speaker 3: seventy year old. I had sex with a sixty year old. Well,

983
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: a couple of sixty year olds.

984
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 4: Okay, that adds up to one hundred and twenty year old.

985
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: Well, no, it doesn't, it doesn't. And that was a

986
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: long time ago.

987
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 4: Well, this was a long time ago. But I don't,

988
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 4: you know, I don't. I don't do the.

989
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 1: Guys, what about anal? Do you do anal?

990
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 4: Apps? So motherfuckingly not.

991
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, black women do not like to talk about anal.

992
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 6: No, I'll talk about it and let you know. I

993
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 6: don't funk around. First of all, ouch, how about that?

994
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: How about it?

995
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 6: Second of all, everybody, asshole don't look like the picture?

996
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

997
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 1: Well, where is the picture of the asshole that you saw? First?

998
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 4: A dictioneer.

999
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 3: Assholes are all sorts of different colors. Some are picks, some.

1000
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 4: Have hemorhoids, some don't, and open summer tight like a lip. Yeah,

1001
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 4: or Harry asshole is impenetrable. It's a virgin.

1002
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: Okay.

1003
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 3: Well, things come out of it, So that's the way

1004
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 3: God wanted it. But if things can come out, they

1005
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 3: can go in.

1006
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 4: God want you.

1007
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: That's what a whole is when something can go in.

1008
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 6: Or no, but a vagina has moisture making quality booty

1009
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 6: old do not, but that's diarrhea.

1010
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 3: But you can just you know, what you can do

1011
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 3: is take some of the moisture from the pikachu.

1012
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 4: And don't mean that everybody.

1013
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 5: So should we tell Dave that he should drop it

1014
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 5: with his girlfriend or do we think like, who got

1015
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 5: us here?

1016
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: Oh ship?

1017
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 4: Oh God, take that girl?

1018
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,720
Speaker 1: I'm out.

1019
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 3: I know this is like I don't know what to

1020
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 3: say to Dave because it's just obviously something's up. I

1021
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 3: would just go straight to the man and find out

1022
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 3: what's going on, be like like man, and man, are

1023
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 3: you fucking?

1024
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: Probably just do but no one's gonna tell the truth.

1025
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: That's the problem.

1026
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 4: And she flirt.

1027
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 3: Let's keep it a buck, Like what guy is gonna

1028
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 3: be like, yeah, I'm fucking your wife, Like unless he's

1029
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:46,919
Speaker 3: in love with her.

1030
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 4: I don't know if you wat.

1031
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that, I'm sorry that we can't help you more.

1032
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 3: But it sounds to me I would say instinctually something

1033
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 3: is up in your marriage.

1034
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: She's up to something.

1035
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 3: And I would also say stop checking her phone and

1036
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 3: try to find out another way.

1037
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: That's a little bit less. Yeah, checking the phone at

1038
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: a certain page, we have to.

1039
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 4: Go look for you find it.

1040
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 3: I'm going to look through your phone and I know

1041
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 3: what I.

1042
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, exact in my phone.

1043
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 2: Well, our next question comes from Sophia. Sophia, says Bgara.

1044
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 5: Of course, Sophia Bergara says, Dear Chelsea, my wife and

1045
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,720
Speaker 5: I are starting to look into our options for sperm donors.

1046
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 5: She's always wanted to be a mom and be pregnant,

1047
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 5: and after deconstructing that idea and defining the reasons behind it,

1048
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 5: we decided that we want to start a family together.

1049
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 5: So when it comes to pregnancy for a lesbian couple,

1050
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 5: you can have anonymous donors, gay friends, or, as we've

1051
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 5: been talking about recently, a brother's sperm. We figured that

1052
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 5: if the baby is going to be half hers and

1053
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 5: half someone else's, why not be someone we know. But

1054
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 5: the intricacies of asking a friend are many, so in

1055
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 5: our discussions we brought up our brothers. Mine doesn't really

1056
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 5: look much like me, and I don't particularly look a

1057
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 5: lot like my family, but there's still something to be

1058
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 5: said about seeing that you belong and also knowing where

1059
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 5: you came from. We're trying with the idea of asking

1060
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 5: my brother what he thinks about all this, and I

1061
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 5: have no idea how to tackle this. We're not extremely

1062
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 5: close and we've had our moments of not talking to

1063
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,760
Speaker 5: each other in the past, but we get along well. Currently,

1064
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 5: what should I do, Sophia.

1065
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 4: Oh, that's the wife's brother not to.

1066
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: Tell Yeah too, it's a first of all, it's a

1067
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: pair of lesbians. Would you figure that out?

1068
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 6: Bit?

1069
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 4: I heard what she said.

1070
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: It's a nice idea.

1071
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 3: A lot of people do this, but I mean a

1072
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 3: lot of people who are in families and our a

1073
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 3: brother or sister are not interested in doing this for

1074
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 3: their brother or sister. So that's something to just contemplate

1075
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 3: and know going in that it's not a sure thing

1076
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 3: when you do connect with him and ask him. But

1077
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 3: I would just get it out there and be like,

1078
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 3: you know, we're thinking about it, and just be open

1079
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 3: like we're is that something you would be interested in

1080
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 3: doing or is that like, would you even consider something

1081
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 3: like that?

1082
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:55,359
Speaker 1: Make it a.

1083
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 3: Casual offering or suggestion, it's not an offering really like

1084
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 3: a suggestion, so that you're just gauging the temperature, because

1085
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 3: he might be like, no fucking way, or he might

1086
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 3: be like, oh that's weird, like that's interesting. Let me

1087
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 3: think about it, because do they have children? Does he

1088
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 3: have children with his wife?

1089
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 6: I just say, get your paperworking order, because he sounds

1090
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 6: like an asshole. They have had times where they didn't

1091
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 6: fuck with each other, you know what I mean, And

1092
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,280
Speaker 6: you don't want this to get weird down the line.

1093
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 4: So even if it.

1094
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 6: Is your brother, even if he says, okay, get your

1095
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 6: fucking paperwork in order about what his rights are gonna

1096
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 6: be and what his rights ain't gonna be or you're

1097
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 6: gonna do it now or do it later, do it now,

1098
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 6: go to court later.

1099
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you definitely have to get your paperwork in

1100
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 3: order if you're having someone's you know, taking someone's sperm

1101
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 3: or eggs or embryos anything like that.

1102
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 1: But also can you help drop the contracts for that?

1103
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 3: I got a guy okay, Yeah, I mean I don't

1104
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 3: know how I feel about it, Like if somebody asks

1105
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 3: me for my eggs, I mean obviously they're not girl.

1106
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Speaker 4: Don't know why I want them old ride or bad

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Speaker 4: powdered eggs.

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Speaker 6: You got girl, my nis and shit, that ship has sailed,

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Speaker 6: so look moving on.

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Speaker 4: I think you answered this question.

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Speaker 2: Somebody tried to give you a baby yesterday. Chelsea's ye.

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Speaker 3: I've had babies like there's some sort of magnetic pull,

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Speaker 3: Like all these kids are around me all the time,

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Speaker 3: and I don't want them.

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Speaker 6: I have seventeen nieces and nephews. I'm the only sibling

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Speaker 6: with just one child. And I tell you, kids, the

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Speaker 6: worst you talk to them, the more they like, you know,

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Speaker 6: because they feel like you care. I got this celebrity

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00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 6: friend and she just had a baby with a surrogate.

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Speaker 6: They got the baby, the babies at home, and I

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Speaker 6: was giving them black mother and advice because like a

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Speaker 6: lot of white families, they're.

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Speaker 4: Like, sh the baby's to sleep, we can't talk, don't

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Speaker 4: wake up the baby.

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Speaker 6: And black families will have the baby a newborn on

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Speaker 6: your chest while we're playing fucking cards, dominoes at the

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Speaker 6: party or anything like that, because the baby heard your

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Speaker 6: voice the whole time.

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Speaker 4: It was in you.

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Speaker 6: So they to sleep better with the noise than they

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Speaker 6: do in the quiet. You know, it was never quiet

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Speaker 6: when it was in you. So I was just telling them,

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Speaker 6: don't get everybody trained, don't get your baby trained to

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Speaker 6: sleep in the quiet, get your baby trained to sleep

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Speaker 6: with noise around it, because life is noisy and you're

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00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 6: not gonna always be in a quiet place, and the

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Speaker 6: motherfucking need to know how to go to sleep.

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Speaker 1: No, I agree with that.

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Speaker 3: I don't like when people are like, oh, and they

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Speaker 3: have to buy blackout shades in the baby's room, and

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Speaker 3: it's like, wait, why does a baby need blackout shades?

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00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 3: You just fucking got here, like he's got to figure

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Speaker 3: out what's happening.

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Speaker 4: Listen. I've been to jail before.

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Speaker 6: I know how to sleep with a floodlight on me,

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00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 6: and they don't turn out the lights in jail.

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Speaker 1: I slept in jail one night and it was so awful.

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Speaker 3: I've never felt worse because of that, the fucking light

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Speaker 3: in your face.

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Speaker 4: Well, the handcuffs were uncomfortable either.

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Speaker 3: You slept in handcuffs. They didn't unhandcuff you once you

1152
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 3: were unhandcuffedy what you get arrested for embezzelment on money

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00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 3: grab and light in bezzil man coming at you lie

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Speaker 3: from dear Chelsea, how many days did you spend in jail?

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Speaker 4: Months? Oh?

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Speaker 6: Really, I missed my child's first Halloween and first Thanksgiving

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Speaker 6: because I was in jail.

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Speaker 1: Oh so this is like twenty eight years ago.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't gone to jail no more.

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Speaker 6: You go spend four months in jail with a new baby,

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Speaker 6: you probably would get your shit together quickly.

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Speaker 1: Is that what happened? You got your shit together after that,

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00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: chel Stin? Yeah? Yeah, Jael looks like it fucking blows.

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Speaker 4: It does.

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00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 6: From the minute you see the light behind you on

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Speaker 6: the highway, or from the minute the cops entered the

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Speaker 6: establishment that you're in.

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00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 4: It's downhill from there, all of it.

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Speaker 6: The confrontation, the handcuff behind your back. You know, if

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Speaker 6: we don't walk around with our arms behind our back so.

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Speaker 4: Your shoulders hurt, that's we're old.

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Speaker 6: The space in the back of the police car is

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Speaker 6: not plush, it's not roomy.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I'm saying that it's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 6: No, I'm letting you know it ain't fun. You had

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Speaker 6: one day I'm and that was miserable. I don't go

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Speaker 6: to jail people, because it's not It's not like on TV.

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Speaker 1: I was so scared.

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Speaker 3: I just found the biggest woman I could find right away.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, protect me. I'm like, I have money,

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Speaker 3: I will pay you when I get out, and you

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Speaker 3: need to be my best friend. And she was like fine,

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00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I won't be here for long, I promise,

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Speaker 3: but I need you to sleep.

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Speaker 6: I did have a big someone Selly named Baby. She

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Speaker 6: was like twenty three years old, she had five kids.

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Speaker 6: And she said, miss Gumbo, Miss Gumba, listo exercise. I said,

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Speaker 6: I don't feel like exercising, baby, Okay, miss Gamba, don't

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Speaker 6: make me pick you up. Oh fuck okay, let's go

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Speaker 6: fucking emphercise and shit fuck baby.

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Speaker 1: I love samoans. I love their bodies.

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Speaker 4: I do too.

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Speaker 1: I love that body type.

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Speaker 6: Oh I like it because they're not they're strong, well,

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Speaker 6: the ones I like.

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Speaker 4: They're strong, but they sort of have a little dad

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Speaker 4: bought you know.

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Speaker 6: They're not all mascular, all roided the funk out. Just

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Speaker 6: regular big strong ass man out with hair.

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Speaker 4: Hair.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to take a break and we'll be

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Speaker 1: right back.

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00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 4: And we were back.

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Speaker 1: Well, this has been quite the hour with Linnelle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is. That's an hour.

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Speaker 3: I mean I really appreciate you flying in from your

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Speaker 3: Vegas residency to be here with me today.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't wait. I mean, I can.

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Speaker 3: Only do like twelve hour spurts in Vegas because I'm.

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Speaker 1: Out of control. Yeah, I go hard, I go hard,

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Speaker 1: and then I have to get the fuck out of the.

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Speaker 4: God damn it. What is no?

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00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't I don't funk with tequila.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a tequila. We'll do that together. We'll save

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Speaker 1: efforts together for that one.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So if you love Lunelle, just please go and follow

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Speaker 3: her on Instagram, watch her special on Netflix. You can

1219
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Speaker 3: go and buy tickets to the Apollo tomorrow night, which

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Speaker 3: you will not disappoint and goodbye.

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Speaker 1: Thank you the now.

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Speaker 3: Okay, guys, So for stand Up, we added a second

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Speaker 3: show in Sydney, and we added a second show in

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Speaker 3: Prior Lake, Minnesota, which is now going to be May

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Speaker 3: twenty fourth. We added the Santa Barbara Bowl, which is

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Speaker 3: so fun. I performed there last year. That's August seventeenth,

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Speaker 3: the Santa Barbara Bowl. We added a second show at

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Speaker 3: Santa Rosa on August second, and we added two dates

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Speaker 3: at Hawaii. Guys, I'm coming to Hawaii on July nineteenth.

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Speaker 1: To CA Who Louis. I'm gonna be at CA Who Louis?

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Speaker 1: And then I'm coming on July twenty. It's Honolulu.

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Speaker 3: And oh I just added another date on August first, Auburn, Washington,

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Speaker 3: SO and all my Australia and New Zealand dates are up,

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Speaker 3: and I will be announcing a European tour shortly and May.

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Speaker 1: Third, which is my mother's birthday.

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Speaker 3: Norman, Oklahoma, So Oklahomians, Oklahomans, Okloams, come bye.

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Speaker 5: If you'd like advice from Chelsea, shoot us an email

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00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 5: at Dear Chelsea podcast at gmail dot com and be

1239
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 5: sure to include your phone number. Dear Chelsea is edited

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Speaker 5: and engineered by Brad Dickert executive producer Catherine Law and

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00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 5: be sure to check out our merch at Chelseahandler dot

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