Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
Speaker 1: tapp Dear Elvis.
Speaker 2: My brother Albert owns a cell phone store, has to
Speaker 2: answer the phone and deal with customers all by himself.
Speaker 3: Because he wrote to the store alone.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I think it'd be interesting to see how he
Speaker 2: would handle a flood of calls from a telemarketer.
Speaker 3: Let's see if he can keep his composure.
Speaker 2: Well, we have the perfect telemarketer in our stable of
Speaker 2: characters in the phone tappery. His name is Michael Oppenheimer. Well,
Speaker 2: this email comes from Becky Becky phone tapping her brother Albert.
Speaker 2: Scary Jones will be mister Michael Oppenheimer making a call
Speaker 2: to Becky's brother Albert. Here we go, it's time to
Speaker 2: phone tap Albert.
Speaker 3: Here comes Michael Oppenheimer hillo oh, yes, good afternoon. This
Speaker 3: is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Themory Health Club and Fitness Center.
Speaker 3: Topic a doing today, sir, very good. For two hundred
Speaker 3: and ninety nine dollars, you could be a member. We
Speaker 3: offer treadmills and free weights squad rax.
Speaker 4: Litical No not really like I wouldn't like to go
Speaker 4: to Jim. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Hello as we're saying.
Speaker 4: No, sir, I don't want you to keep saying I
Speaker 4: have to work. I can't go on with you. I
Speaker 4: can't go to a gym two.
Speaker 3: Hundred and ninety nine dollars today, sir, Hello, Hello afternoon.
Speaker 3: This is mister Michael Abenheimer.
Speaker 4: You don't understand. I said, no gym, no jim. You
Speaker 4: keep calling. I said, I have a customer. I can't
Speaker 4: talk with you.
Speaker 3: Please, we'll give you fifty percent right now.
Speaker 4: What we're members, No fifty no nothing. Please, just don't
Speaker 4: call me back. I'm telling you I'm busy. I have
Speaker 4: a customer to take out.
Speaker 3: We'll give you fifty where you work.
Speaker 4: Well, Hello, you don't understand. I don't have time. Just
Speaker 4: no one will deal with so.
Speaker 3: Our equipment includes treadmills and free weights.
Speaker 4: UD knows nothing. Hello, sir, you don't understand. I said,
Speaker 4: do not call me anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't know the steermaster.
Speaker 4: You're not going to know gym, no elepticals, no machines,
Speaker 4: no weights, no nothing. I'm not going to and.
Speaker 3: You could lose weight while you're climbing stairs.
Speaker 4: Kidding, mere being very good right now? Can I stick
Speaker 4: team manager plates?
Speaker 3: Did you know that muscle weighs more than fat.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god, you don't understand, I said,
Speaker 4: do not?
Speaker 3: How about we?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, how about that? No? No, don't tell me. How
Speaker 4: about no Jim? No Jim.
Speaker 3: Jim is also a social place for you to meet women.
Speaker 4: Social, no, whatever you want to call it. I'm not
Speaker 4: going to your Jims.
Speaker 3: But people pretend to work out and they show up
Speaker 3: to Jim's just to hang out and meet.
Speaker 4: I don't want to hang out. I have the TV
Speaker 4: at my house. I stay at my house. I chill
Speaker 4: over there. That's it. No stairs, no hanging around, no TV.
Speaker 4: I don't want nothing, nothing nothing. You cannot offer you nothing.
Speaker 4: I don't want nothing leaving me alone.
Speaker 3: But I have to tell you one more thing.
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear anything. It's okay, I don't
Speaker 4: want to hear nothing. Thank you very your mark.
Speaker 3: You've been phone tapped on the radio. What hey, Albert,
Speaker 3: who's this? This is Scary Jones with Elvis Durant in
Speaker 3: the morning show.
Speaker 4: SKay, we talk to this your sister, Becky, my sister.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm at work. This was crazy, Arumn.
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