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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone

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Speaker 1: tapp Dear Elvis.

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Speaker 2: My brother Albert owns a cell phone store, has to

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Speaker 2: answer the phone and deal with customers all by himself.

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Speaker 3: Because he wrote to the store alone.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I think it'd be interesting to see how he

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Speaker 2: would handle a flood of calls from a telemarketer.

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Speaker 3: Let's see if he can keep his composure.

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Speaker 2: Well, we have the perfect telemarketer in our stable of

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Speaker 2: characters in the phone tappery. His name is Michael Oppenheimer. Well,

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Speaker 2: this email comes from Becky Becky phone tapping her brother Albert.

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Speaker 2: Scary Jones will be mister Michael Oppenheimer making a call

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Speaker 2: to Becky's brother Albert. Here we go, it's time to

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Speaker 2: phone tap Albert.

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Speaker 3: Here comes Michael Oppenheimer hillo oh, yes, good afternoon. This

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Speaker 3: is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Themory Health Club and Fitness Center.

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Speaker 3: Topic a doing today, sir, very good. For two hundred

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Speaker 3: and ninety nine dollars, you could be a member. We

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Speaker 3: offer treadmills and free weights squad rax.

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Speaker 4: Litical No not really like I wouldn't like to go

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Speaker 4: to Jim. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Hello as we're saying.

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Speaker 4: No, sir, I don't want you to keep saying I

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Speaker 4: have to work. I can't go on with you. I

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Speaker 4: can't go to a gym two.

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Speaker 3: Hundred and ninety nine dollars today, sir, Hello, Hello afternoon.

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Speaker 3: This is mister Michael Abenheimer.

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Speaker 4: You don't understand. I said, no gym, no jim. You

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Speaker 4: keep calling. I said, I have a customer. I can't

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Speaker 4: talk with you.

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Speaker 3: Please, we'll give you fifty percent right now.

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Speaker 4: What we're members, No fifty no nothing. Please, just don't

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Speaker 4: call me back. I'm telling you I'm busy. I have

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Speaker 4: a customer to take out.

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Speaker 3: We'll give you fifty where you work.

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Speaker 4: Well, Hello, you don't understand. I don't have time. Just

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Speaker 4: no one will deal with so.

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Speaker 3: Our equipment includes treadmills and free weights.

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Speaker 4: UD knows nothing. Hello, sir, you don't understand. I said,

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Speaker 4: do not call me anymore.

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Speaker 3: I don't know the steermaster.

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Speaker 4: You're not going to know gym, no elepticals, no machines,

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Speaker 4: no weights, no nothing. I'm not going to and.

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Speaker 3: You could lose weight while you're climbing stairs.

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Speaker 4: Kidding, mere being very good right now? Can I stick

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Speaker 4: team manager plates?

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Speaker 3: Did you know that muscle weighs more than fat.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god, you don't understand, I said,

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Speaker 4: do not?

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Speaker 3: How about we?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: No, how about that? No? No, don't tell me. How

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Speaker 4: about no Jim? No Jim.

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Speaker 3: Jim is also a social place for you to meet women.

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Speaker 4: Social, no, whatever you want to call it. I'm not

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Speaker 4: going to your Jims.

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Speaker 3: But people pretend to work out and they show up

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Speaker 3: to Jim's just to hang out and meet.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to hang out. I have the TV

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Speaker 4: at my house. I stay at my house. I chill

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Speaker 4: over there. That's it. No stairs, no hanging around, no TV.

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Speaker 4: I don't want nothing, nothing nothing. You cannot offer you nothing.

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Speaker 4: I don't want nothing leaving me alone.

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Speaker 3: But I have to tell you one more thing.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to hear anything. It's okay, I don't

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Speaker 4: want to hear nothing. Thank you very your mark.

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Speaker 3: You've been phone tapped on the radio. What hey, Albert,

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Speaker 3: who's this? This is Scary Jones with Elvis Durant in

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Speaker 3: the morning show.

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Speaker 4: SKay, we talk to this your sister, Becky, my sister.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm at work. This was crazy, Arumn.

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Speaker 1: Believe the Elvis duran phone tap.

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Speaker 3: This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 3: all participates.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the morning show