Speaker 1: Rooking Jubels second DATO date on the phone today. We
Speaker 1: got a guy named Paul who's not getting called back
Speaker 1: after his date, and his email says that he took
Speaker 1: a woman to the zoo date for their date. Paul,
Speaker 1: before we get into the second date out date, I
Speaker 1: just want to check with you. She's of age correct?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah, yeah, guy, Okay, I'm just making sure, Paul. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's totally illegal. Man, Okay, cool, I've done a lot
Speaker 1: of full grown adults just going to the zoo. But whatever.
Speaker 1: First of all, where'd you meet her, Paul? I met
Speaker 1: her at a special police called Tinder. Okay, I'm already
Speaker 1: gonna give you props for coming up with a creative
Speaker 1: date idea off of a tender date. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: that's how you do it. You know, you've got an
Speaker 1: animals going, you know, put you in the mood. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, took a dark turn. Yeah, you guys
Speaker 1: know what I mean. You know animals, you got the
Speaker 1: long he has you got. You know, sometimes you come
Speaker 1: across a couple of bears and they're doing this thing.
Speaker 1: You know, you just kind of give a little nudge
Speaker 1: and you just kind of you know, deal wink, Yeah,
Speaker 1: throw a little wink to the bear, like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing here, man, come over here a
Speaker 1: smile for us. Maybe you can give me lucky later.
Speaker 1: So what was it like seeing your Tinder date for
Speaker 1: the first time? First good sign, right is we meet
Speaker 1: up and she looks better than her pictures. Oh cool?
Speaker 1: You know, because I've been on a couple of these
Speaker 1: things and you know, you come across and it's like
Speaker 1: they're either heavier or they've got like bad hair, and
Speaker 1: it's kind of a bummer. Bad hair. Uh good, I
Speaker 1: like hair. You know, it's long, it smells good. You
Speaker 1: can play with it, you know, it's yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: animal thing. I don't know. It's okay. I'm scared to
Speaker 1: be with you at the zoo if i'm her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, it's gonna be scared. I'm all, it's
Speaker 1: all good, all right. She seemed pleasantly surprised by you
Speaker 1: when she first saw you. I think, so, you know,
Speaker 1: I try to keep an honest appearance on tender, you know.
Speaker 1: The only thing I can maybe is like, so my
Speaker 1: friends saw me dumps um dumps, Yeah, yeah, dumps and uh,
Speaker 1: I'm a sanitation man. Don't call the garbage man sanitation man.
Speaker 1: All right, so it Dumps is your nickname? Yeah, Dumps
Speaker 1: is my nickname. And uh, you know, I sometimes I'm
Speaker 1: like a little bit, you know. I hope I didn't
Speaker 1: smell you know, I was working earlier, you know, in
Speaker 1: the morning. So but I think I was all good.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I can really think of in
Speaker 1: terms of my appearance. Oh my god, I don't feel
Speaker 1: like you should be the judge on what you smell. Like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't even smell, right. I keep a lot of
Speaker 1: Acari fresheners in my car. So all right, So tell
Speaker 1: us about your date at the zoo. How was it?
Speaker 1: I mean, we we had a really good time overall. Uh,
Speaker 1: what she wanted to see and what I wanted to
Speaker 1: see matched up pretty well. And I have like an
Speaker 1: odd taste you know with animals. Like we went to
Speaker 1: the snakehouse, all right, So you like the snakes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like the snakes. You liked the snakes. That was
Speaker 1: f you know. We slithered through there, but we went
Speaker 1: to then we went over to the you guys have
Speaker 1: those um what do they coop Cooper Cobra? You know,
Speaker 1: the tappy Barra. They're like the big rats, the big rat. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I don't like to call them rats, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're they're they're big and they're just weird and they're
Speaker 1: crawling around and yeah she I think she liked that
Speaker 1: one too. I think like she was into it. All right,
Speaker 1: So you wowed her with your unusual animal choices at
Speaker 1: the zoo. Yeah, I was saving the big thing for last.
Speaker 1: We were gonna go see the slot. I mean, right,
Speaker 1: you know, they're so cute and they're just like chilling
Speaker 1: about and they're furry and all that, and that was
Speaker 1: like my big that was gonna be my big finish.
Speaker 1: That was your big dismount to the date. Go check
Speaker 1: out the sloth Okay, But the thing is like we
Speaker 1: get there and um, they closed it off, like you know,
Speaker 1: for the next couple of hours. And I tried talking
Speaker 1: to the guy that was like, you know, because they
Speaker 1: closed it off. I found this dude that was working
Speaker 1: there and he said, they're feeding that. Okay, that would
Speaker 1: have been to see exactly, That's what I was telling him,
Speaker 1: you know, And you know, I got a little worked up.
Speaker 1: Probably what do you mean worked up? Are you like
Speaker 1: yelling at the dude because the sloth exhibit is closed.
Speaker 1: I don't know about yelling, but I definitely made him
Speaker 1: feel really bad for for not letting us in. All right,
Speaker 1: so you were being you were kind of being a jerk.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, yeah, I mean I thought I was
Speaker 1: being the good guy there because you know, I have
Speaker 1: a date with me. I even offered him some money,
Speaker 1: you know, I thought we could get in there on
Speaker 1: the slide. You know, watch some feed like you're at
Speaker 1: a fancy restaurant trying to get that window table. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly the guy. But the guy was all not about that.
Speaker 1: He was like he's gonna lose his job or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I think it's a big con.
Speaker 1: You know. They lure you in these zoos, they slops,
Speaker 1: and then they just break your heart. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you right now that, like sure that yelling at
Speaker 1: the sloth dude is probably the reason you're not getting
Speaker 1: a call back. Yeah. Well it's their fault, man, no
Speaker 1: matter what you do. You just think that. I think
Speaker 1: we finished it off pretty well though, you know, like
Speaker 1: we like we we kind of gathered ourselves and ourselves.
Speaker 1: It was closing down, and she just didn't really seem
Speaker 1: like she wanted to be in the zoo anymore. I thought,
Speaker 1: all right, like, because you see the slots, we're supposed
Speaker 1: to kind of chill us out. My plane was sloths.
Speaker 1: Then go to my car, listen to some tunes. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying, Like you see all the
Speaker 1: other exciting stuff. You go chill with the sloth that
Speaker 1: mellows you out. You go back to your car, listen
Speaker 1: to some jazz or something. I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like roll the seats back a little bit, you know, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: are you kid she's not in high school anymore. You
Speaker 1: confirmed that at the beginning of this. No one wants
Speaker 1: to make out in your car. Man. Well okay, but
Speaker 1: it was pretty nice. We listened to some jams and um,
Speaker 1: you know, we didn't really kiss or anything because I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't really want to like make that move. I
Speaker 1: was still a little I was trying to hang you know. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you want to seem respectful too. It's a first date.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't want to rush in. You've already done
Speaker 1: a lot, yeah, yeah, yeah, And then you know, then
Speaker 1: she wanted to go back to her car. So I
Speaker 1: let her out, and you know, let her out. You
Speaker 1: didn't have her locked up inside of your car, did you? No, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't lock her up. I mean our doors were locked,
Speaker 1: but you could have left, you know. I wasn't like
Speaker 1: keeping her in there. Okay, I gotta say. I can't
Speaker 1: believe she got in the car to begin with. So
Speaker 1: maybe you were doing something more right than I'm giving you.
Speaker 1: I'm serious, like after a guy yelled and smells bad
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't get in the car. So you may
Speaker 1: have been doing something more right than I expected. I
Speaker 1: think so too. Yeah, don't underestimate me. That's not my
Speaker 1: first rodeo taking a girl to a rodeo before that
Speaker 1: was all right, Well, well, maybe get into that at
Speaker 1: another time, but right now, let's handle this date. Okay.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name's Heather. Heather. Okay, well, play
Speaker 1: a song, come back and call Heather and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. All right, all right, all right, many
Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning. Second update. If you're just
Speaker 1: joining us for today's second date update. Dumps is on
Speaker 1: the phone with us. His real name is Paul, his
Speaker 1: nickname is Dumps. Because he works sanitation and he's not
Speaker 1: getting a call back today from a girl named Heather
Speaker 1: who he took to the zoo. In the interest of
Speaker 1: saving time, I won't go over the list of things
Speaker 1: he thinks went wrong on his date because there's a
Speaker 1: lot to it, am I right, dumps, I mean two
Speaker 1: things nailed down. But yeah, I mean I know that
Speaker 1: I probably should not have yelled at the swap guy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you missed it. One thing on Paul's date, he
Speaker 1: got very upset because the sloth exhibit was closed, so
Speaker 1: he caused a scene by arguing with one of the employees.
Speaker 1: They're trying to get it open back up so he
Speaker 1: could show his date sloth. I thought it was a
Speaker 1: good classy but I agree a sloth is a classy animal,
Speaker 1: and it would have been nice for you to share
Speaker 1: that with her. Yeah. Did she want to see the sloth?
Speaker 1: Or did you? Who doesn't want to see it? Right? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her phone of her right now, see
Speaker 1: if we can get her on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out why she's not calling you back. Okay, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, man. Hello, Hi, Can I
Speaker 1: speak to Heather? Please? Yes? This is me. Hey Heather,
Speaker 1: how are you. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning. Oh my god, what's up? Is this
Speaker 1: about Dumps? Yes, it is about Dumps. I had a
Speaker 1: feeling you guys would be calling considering he told me
Speaker 1: that if I didn't answer his text messages, he was
Speaker 1: going to contact you guys. Wow, are you serious? He
Speaker 1: threatened a second date update on you. Oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: All right, Well then I guess you were prepared for
Speaker 1: this phone call. Yeah. We talked to Dumps a little
Speaker 1: bit about your date, and yeah, he's wondering why you
Speaker 1: don't want to see him again. I mean, where where
Speaker 1: do you want me to begin? Yeah, I'm assuming I'm
Speaker 1: let's start here. What has he told you? Well, he
Speaker 1: told us that you guys met on tender and that
Speaker 1: he took you to the zoo. Yeah, that was the
Speaker 1: only good part of the date. That was it like
Speaker 1: going to the zoo or just the idea of going
Speaker 1: to the zoo. No, I liked the idea of going
Speaker 1: to the zoo. But I mean, did he tell you
Speaker 1: his fascination with snakes? He told us that he liked
Speaker 1: the snakes a lot. Yeah, I mean it sounds like
Speaker 1: he likes every animal at the zoo really well, I
Speaker 1: mean specifically with the snakes, other than the awkward jokes
Speaker 1: he can't making about the sizes of snakes. He was
Speaker 1: banging on glass yelling wick ups. Yeah he I mean
Speaker 1: he painted it as a joint passion that you both shared. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love animals, don't get me wrong, but I'm definitely
Speaker 1: not as big on like mating with rituals and weird
Speaker 1: conversation he apparently likes to have. And did he tell
Speaker 1: you that he got in an argument while we were
Speaker 1: at the do Yeah, he's holdest that you guys went
Speaker 1: to the sloth exhibit and it wasn't open, and so
Speaker 1: he complained and maybe made a scene, maybe a scene. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he threatened to fight the guy. What really, because they
Speaker 1: closed down the exhibit for the sloths. Yes, and it
Speaker 1: wasn't like it was closed for the rest of the night.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just simply closed for that time period.
Speaker 1: And he's threatened to fight him. I mean, I'm as away.
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't, but I mean, here's the thing for me,
Speaker 1: Like that sounds awful. But then he said that you
Speaker 1: got into his car and listened to music with him.
Speaker 1: I met him there and I had to pretty far
Speaker 1: away because it was crowded. So the only reason I
Speaker 1: got in his car is because he offered to take
Speaker 1: me to my car. And it was late at night.
Speaker 1: It was dark outside, all right, So you aren't like, hey, mister,
Speaker 1: let's sit in your car for a little while. I'd
Speaker 1: love that. No, I had no idea that getting a
Speaker 1: ride to my car was going to entail sitting in
Speaker 1: his car while he awkwardly played what he called chill music.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing it wasn't chilled by your description. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know what to call it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He asked me if I wanted to
Speaker 1: hear the greatest hits, and then he put on his
Speaker 1: own band. Who he has a band? He didn't tell
Speaker 1: us that? Well, yeah, he said they were taking a hiatus.
Speaker 1: But this supposedly was his greatest HiT's got a band
Speaker 1: that already has the greatest hits album? Yeah? Apparently? How
Speaker 1: would you describe his music? Just wondering? Honestly, I would
Speaker 1: probably compare his band to that of his nickname and job. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: To be honest, I really couldn't wait to get out
Speaker 1: of there is the worst date I've ever had. Wow,
Speaker 1: the worst date ever number one, but memorable. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: definitely a story for the book. Hey, Heather, I bet
Speaker 1: you he'd be excited to know that he left a
Speaker 1: mark in your dating life because he's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening right now. I wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: I had a feeling that's how this is going to
Speaker 1: don't Why are you doing this? Because I told you
Speaker 1: that if you don't get back to me, I would
Speaker 1: have to bring in some reinforcements. Should help me out here,
Speaker 1: because what's up? I thought we had a good nime.
Speaker 1: Normal people don't do that, Yes they do. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of normal people that do this. Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: a reason I wasn't replying. You knew that. You knew
Speaker 1: our date did not go well. I thought it went
Speaker 1: really well. And a lot of what you're telling me
Speaker 1: has been a surprise, because, first of all, my jokes
Speaker 1: were hilarious. You were laughing at them. You kept winking
Speaker 1: at me after every joke. Well, yeah, I winked at
Speaker 1: you so you know when the joke's done, so you
Speaker 1: know when to laugh. I was making it easier for
Speaker 1: you honestly, your jokes were painful. Well that hurts, I'll
Speaker 1: say that, all right. So she didn't like your sense
Speaker 1: of humor dumps, Well, what about I mean? I thought
Speaker 1: I proved myself out there for you. I thought you'd
Speaker 1: be proud of me standing up for you, trying to
Speaker 1: see the slots. I know you love slobs because you
Speaker 1: threatened to beat up a zookeeper. You want me to
Speaker 1: be proud of you. I beat up any zookeeper for you, Heather.
Speaker 1: He was doing his job. He was feeding the animals,
Speaker 1: that's normal, and I was doing my job of trying
Speaker 1: to get you into the slot cage. And you love
Speaker 1: the slops. I don't care. It's just a slat. What
Speaker 1: do you mean here? It's just the slots. Like when
Speaker 1: we first got there, you were kept talking about the
Speaker 1: slats and the Nate cage. You were talking about the
Speaker 1: slats and the cup of bara you were talking about No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't just dropped the slot. Okay, stop talking about
Speaker 1: flaw They're so damn cute, true, Heather, but Joves, I
Speaker 1: feel like you're not listening to anything she's saying, Like
Speaker 1: you're arguing every point of how miserable she was, she
Speaker 1: knows how she feels. Yeah, look, guys, she's just lying
Speaker 1: to you. And you loved the slot or she would
Speaker 1: have loved the sloth, but she's just been denial about it.
Speaker 1: The date was a disaster. Nobody is lying. I am
Speaker 1: trying to be honest with you. Whatever, Heather, I promise you,
Speaker 1: if you're going another day with me, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: us into the sloth cage. Oh wow, Heather, what do
Speaker 1: you think about that? Would you like a second date
Speaker 1: with Paul? We'll pay for it. We'll pay for your
Speaker 1: entry into the zoo. Maybe you can see this slass
Speaker 1: this time. It's good. Be hard to turn down. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see Dumps. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see Slaws. I don't want to go to the zoo.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't Heather. That's on the table now too,
Speaker 1: the aquarium. No, thank you, dude. Heather's gonna be the
Speaker 1: only person on the planet after all this that hates Slaws.
Speaker 1: Are we done here? I'm sorry. This has just been
Speaker 1: a huge waste of time for me. Yeah, we're done.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Dumps. No date. Oh it's all right, man,
Speaker 1: I mean this is just gonna this is just gonna
Speaker 1: fuel my music. That's really where my heart sat right
Speaker 1: all right? Hey, yeah, you know what, dude, send me
Speaker 1: a demo of the music you were showing her. I
Speaker 1: can put it on the radio. I'll give it to
Speaker 1: my program director here and then actually give you his
Speaker 1: cell phone number and you could call him about your music.
Speaker 1: Thank you, No problem, real good icelandic bar no looking
Speaker 1: for then texted at seven eight five to nine two
Speaker 1: that says, where do these women meet these creepy dudes.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's that creepy I'm talking about
Speaker 1: today's second date update, but definitely he's an eccentric dude.
Speaker 1: I'll call him do In case you missed it, Paul
Speaker 1: wanted to call a girl named Heather. Paul goes by
Speaker 1: the nickname Dumps because he works in sanitation. That's what
Speaker 1: his buddies call him. They went to the zoo and
Speaker 1: he was curious why she wasn't calling back when when
Speaker 1: they were at the zoo, he actually attempted to fight
Speaker 1: one of the employees because the sloth was feeding at
Speaker 1: the time. They went to go check out the sloth,
Speaker 1: and it was really important to him that they see
Speaker 1: the sloth. Actually he thought it was really important to her,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't that important. And then they ended the
Speaker 1: date by sitting in his car and listening to music
Speaker 1: from his own band. Yeah, even though she didn't even
Speaker 1: want to be sitting in his car, He's like, I'll
Speaker 1: give you a ride to your car since here on
Speaker 1: the other side of the parking lot. And they just
Speaker 1: sat there listening to his music. So yeah, she just
Speaker 1: thought Dumps was an all around weird guy and didn't
Speaker 1: want to go out with him again. I too like that.
Speaker 1: He thought that the zookeeper would be like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: on a first date and you're upset about the slop exhibit.
Speaker 1: Let me hold off on their feeding for you. Am
Speaker 1: I bad? Yeah, they want to come back here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can feed the slot if you want. Remember, if
Speaker 1: you want to do a second date up, they don't
Speaker 1: have to do his email the show and we will
Speaker 1: call the person who didn't call you back Movie ninety
Speaker 1: two point five.