WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Dumps Gets Dumped

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jubels second DATO date on the phone today. We

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<v Speaker 1>got a guy named Paul who's not getting called back

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<v Speaker 1>after his date, and his email says that he took

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<v Speaker 1>a woman to the zoo date for their date. Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>before we get into the second date out date, I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to check with you. She's of age correct?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Yeah, yeah, guy, Okay, I'm just making sure, Paul. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's totally illegal. Man, Okay, cool, I've done a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of full grown adults just going to the zoo. But whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, where'd you meet her, Paul? I met

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<v Speaker 1>her at a special police called Tinder. Okay, I'm already

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<v Speaker 1>gonna give you props for coming up with a creative

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<v Speaker 1>date idea off of a tender date. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how you do it. You know, you've got an

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<v Speaker 1>animals going, you know, put you in the mood. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Okay, took a dark turn. Yeah, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. You know animals, you got the

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<v Speaker 1>long he has you got. You know, sometimes you come

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<v Speaker 1>across a couple of bears and they're doing this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you just kind of give a little nudge

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<v Speaker 1>and you just kind of you know, deal wink, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>throw a little wink to the bear, like, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm doing here, man, come over here a

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<v Speaker 1>smile for us. Maybe you can give me lucky later.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was it like seeing your Tinder date for

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<v Speaker 1>the first time? First good sign, right is we meet

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<v Speaker 1>up and she looks better than her pictures. Oh cool?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, because I've been on a couple of these

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<v Speaker 1>things and you know, you come across and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>they're either heavier or they've got like bad hair, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of a bummer. Bad hair. Uh good, I

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<v Speaker 1>like hair. You know, it's long, it smells good. You

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<v Speaker 1>can play with it, you know, it's yeah, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>animal thing. I don't know. It's okay. I'm scared to

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<v Speaker 1>be with you at the zoo if i'm her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, it's gonna be scared. I'm all, it's

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<v Speaker 1>all good, all right. She seemed pleasantly surprised by you

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<v Speaker 1>when she first saw you. I think, so, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I try to keep an honest appearance on tender, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing I can maybe is like, so my

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<v Speaker 1>friends saw me dumps um dumps, Yeah, yeah, dumps and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a sanitation man. Don't call the garbage man sanitation man.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so it Dumps is your nickname? Yeah, Dumps

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<v Speaker 1>is my nickname. And uh, you know, I sometimes I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like a little bit, you know. I hope I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>smell you know, I was working earlier, you know, in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. So but I think I was all good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only thing I can really think of in

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<v Speaker 1>terms of my appearance. Oh my god, I don't feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you should be the judge on what you smell. Like. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't even smell, right. I keep a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>Acari fresheners in my car. So all right, So tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about your date at the zoo. How was it?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we we had a really good time overall. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what she wanted to see and what I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>see matched up pretty well. And I have like an

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<v Speaker 1>odd taste you know with animals. Like we went to

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<v Speaker 1>the snakehouse, all right, So you like the snakes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I like the snakes. You liked the snakes. That was

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<v Speaker 1>f you know. We slithered through there, but we went

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<v Speaker 1>to then we went over to the you guys have

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<v Speaker 1>those um what do they coop Cooper Cobra? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>the tappy Barra. They're like the big rats, the big rat. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well I don't like to call them rats, but yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're they're they're big and they're just weird and they're

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<v Speaker 1>crawling around and yeah she I think she liked that

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<v Speaker 1>one too. I think like she was into it. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So you wowed her with your unusual animal choices at

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<v Speaker 1>the zoo. Yeah, I was saving the big thing for last.

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<v Speaker 1>We were gonna go see the slot. I mean, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they're so cute and they're just like chilling

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<v Speaker 1>about and they're furry and all that, and that was

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<v Speaker 1>like my big that was gonna be my big finish.

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<v Speaker 1>That was your big dismount to the date. Go check

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<v Speaker 1>out the sloth Okay, But the thing is like we

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<v Speaker 1>get there and um, they closed it off, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>for the next couple of hours. And I tried talking

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<v Speaker 1>to the guy that was like, you know, because they

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<v Speaker 1>closed it off. I found this dude that was working

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<v Speaker 1>there and he said, they're feeding that. Okay, that would

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<v Speaker 1>have been to see exactly, That's what I was telling him,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, And you know, I got a little worked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably what do you mean worked up? Are you like

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<v Speaker 1>yelling at the dude because the sloth exhibit is closed.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about yelling, but I definitely made him

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<v Speaker 1>feel really bad for for not letting us in. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>so you were being you were kind of being a jerk.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like, yeah, I mean I thought I was

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<v Speaker 1>being the good guy there because you know, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a date with me. I even offered him some money,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I thought we could get in there on

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<v Speaker 1>the slide. You know, watch some feed like you're at

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<v Speaker 1>a fancy restaurant trying to get that window table. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly the guy. But the guy was all not about that.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like he's gonna lose his job or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man, I think it's a big con.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. They lure you in these zoos, they slops,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they just break your heart. Yeah, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell you right now that, like sure that yelling at

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<v Speaker 1>the sloth dude is probably the reason you're not getting

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<v Speaker 1>a call back. Yeah. Well it's their fault, man, no

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<v Speaker 1>matter what you do. You just think that. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we finished it off pretty well though, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>we like we we kind of gathered ourselves and ourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>It was closing down, and she just didn't really seem

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<v Speaker 1>like she wanted to be in the zoo anymore. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, like, because you see the slots, we're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to kind of chill us out. My plane was sloths.

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<v Speaker 1>Then go to my car, listen to some tunes. You know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I see what you're saying, Like you see all the

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<v Speaker 1>other exciting stuff. You go chill with the sloth that

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<v Speaker 1>mellows you out. You go back to your car, listen

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<v Speaker 1>to some jazz or something. I don't know. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like roll the seats back a little bit, you know, like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>are you kid she's not in high school anymore. You

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<v Speaker 1>confirmed that at the beginning of this. No one wants

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<v Speaker 1>to make out in your car. Man. Well okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was pretty nice. We listened to some jams and um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we didn't really kiss or anything because I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really want to like make that move. I

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<v Speaker 1>was still a little I was trying to hang you know. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to seem respectful too. It's a first date.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I don't want to rush in. You've already done

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, yeah, yeah, yeah, And then you know, then

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted to go back to her car. So I

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<v Speaker 1>let her out, and you know, let her out. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have her locked up inside of your car, did you? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't lock her up. I mean our doors were locked,

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<v Speaker 1>but you could have left, you know. I wasn't like

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<v Speaker 1>keeping her in there. Okay, I gotta say. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe she got in the car to begin with. So

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you were doing something more right than I'm giving you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm serious, like after a guy yelled and smells bad

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<v Speaker 1>like I wouldn't get in the car. So you may

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<v Speaker 1>have been doing something more right than I expected. I

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<v Speaker 1>think so too. Yeah, don't underestimate me. That's not my

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<v Speaker 1>first rodeo taking a girl to a rodeo before that

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<v Speaker 1>was all right, Well, well, maybe get into that at

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<v Speaker 1>another time, but right now, let's handle this date. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name? Her name's Heather. Heather. Okay, well, play

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<v Speaker 1>a song, come back and call Heather and get your

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. All right, all right, all right, many

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<v Speaker 1>brooking jubil in the morning. Second update. If you're just

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<v Speaker 1>joining us for today's second date update. Dumps is on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone with us. His real name is Paul, his

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<v Speaker 1>nickname is Dumps. Because he works sanitation and he's not

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<v Speaker 1>getting a call back today from a girl named Heather

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<v Speaker 1>who he took to the zoo. In the interest of

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<v Speaker 1>saving time, I won't go over the list of things

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<v Speaker 1>he thinks went wrong on his date because there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot to it, am I right, dumps, I mean two

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<v Speaker 1>things nailed down. But yeah, I mean I know that

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<v Speaker 1>I probably should not have yelled at the swap guy. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you missed it. One thing on Paul's date, he

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<v Speaker 1>got very upset because the sloth exhibit was closed, so

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<v Speaker 1>he caused a scene by arguing with one of the employees.

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<v Speaker 1>They're trying to get it open back up so he

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<v Speaker 1>could show his date sloth. I thought it was a

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<v Speaker 1>good classy but I agree a sloth is a classy animal,

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<v Speaker 1>and it would have been nice for you to share

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<v Speaker 1>that with her. Yeah. Did she want to see the sloth?

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<v Speaker 1>Or did you? Who doesn't want to see it? Right? Yeah? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dial her phone of her right now, see

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<v Speaker 1>if we can get her on the phone and find

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<v Speaker 1>out why she's not calling you back. Okay, all right, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go, man. Hello, Hi, Can I

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Heather? Please? Yes? This is me. Hey Heather,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Oh my god, what's up? Is this

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<v Speaker 1>about Dumps? Yes, it is about Dumps. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>feeling you guys would be calling considering he told me

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<v Speaker 1>that if I didn't answer his text messages, he was

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<v Speaker 1>going to contact you guys. Wow, are you serious? He

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<v Speaker 1>threatened a second date update on you. Oh yeah, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well then I guess you were prepared for

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<v Speaker 1>this phone call. Yeah. We talked to Dumps a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit about your date, and yeah, he's wondering why you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to see him again. I mean, where where

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<v Speaker 1>do you want me to begin? Yeah, I'm assuming I'm

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<v Speaker 1>let's start here. What has he told you? Well, he

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<v Speaker 1>told us that you guys met on tender and that

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<v Speaker 1>he took you to the zoo. Yeah, that was the

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<v Speaker 1>only good part of the date. That was it like

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<v Speaker 1>going to the zoo or just the idea of going

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<v Speaker 1>to the zoo. No, I liked the idea of going

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<v Speaker 1>to the zoo. But I mean, did he tell you

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<v Speaker 1>his fascination with snakes? He told us that he liked

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<v Speaker 1>the snakes a lot. Yeah, I mean it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>he likes every animal at the zoo really well, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean specifically with the snakes, other than the awkward jokes

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<v Speaker 1>he can't making about the sizes of snakes. He was

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<v Speaker 1>banging on glass yelling wick ups. Yeah he I mean

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<v Speaker 1>he painted it as a joint passion that you both shared. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I love animals, don't get me wrong, but I'm definitely

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<v Speaker 1>not as big on like mating with rituals and weird

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<v Speaker 1>conversation he apparently likes to have. And did he tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that he got in an argument while we were

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<v Speaker 1>at the do Yeah, he's holdest that you guys went

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<v Speaker 1>to the sloth exhibit and it wasn't open, and so

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<v Speaker 1>he complained and maybe made a scene, maybe a scene. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he threatened to fight the guy. What really, because they

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<v Speaker 1>closed down the exhibit for the sloths. Yes, and it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like it was closed for the rest of the night.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was just simply closed for that time period.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's threatened to fight him. I mean, I'm as away.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I don't, but I mean, here's the thing for me,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that sounds awful. But then he said that you

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<v Speaker 1>got into his car and listened to music with him.

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<v Speaker 1>I met him there and I had to pretty far

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<v Speaker 1>away because it was crowded. So the only reason I

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<v Speaker 1>got in his car is because he offered to take

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<v Speaker 1>me to my car. And it was late at night.

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<v Speaker 1>It was dark outside, all right, So you aren't like, hey, mister,

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<v Speaker 1>let's sit in your car for a little while. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>love that. No, I had no idea that getting a

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<v Speaker 1>ride to my car was going to entail sitting in

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<v Speaker 1>his car while he awkwardly played what he called chill music.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing it wasn't chilled by your description. Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't even know what to call it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He asked me if I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>hear the greatest hits, and then he put on his

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<v Speaker 1>own band. Who he has a band? He didn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>us that? Well, yeah, he said they were taking a hiatus.

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<v Speaker 1>But this supposedly was his greatest HiT's got a band

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<v Speaker 1>that already has the greatest hits album? Yeah? Apparently? How

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<v Speaker 1>would you describe his music? Just wondering? Honestly, I would

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<v Speaker 1>probably compare his band to that of his nickname and job. Uh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>To be honest, I really couldn't wait to get out

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<v Speaker 1>of there is the worst date I've ever had. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>the worst date ever number one, but memorable. Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>definitely a story for the book. Hey, Heather, I bet

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<v Speaker 1>you he'd be excited to know that he left a

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<v Speaker 1>mark in your dating life because he's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening right now. I wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a feeling that's how this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>don't Why are you doing this? Because I told you

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<v Speaker 1>that if you don't get back to me, I would

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<v Speaker 1>have to bring in some reinforcements. Should help me out here,

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<v Speaker 1>because what's up? I thought we had a good nime.

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<v Speaker 1>Normal people don't do that, Yes they do. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of normal people that do this. Yeah, there was

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<v Speaker 1>a reason I wasn't replying. You knew that. You knew

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<v Speaker 1>our date did not go well. I thought it went

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<v Speaker 1>really well. And a lot of what you're telling me

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<v Speaker 1>has been a surprise, because, first of all, my jokes

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<v Speaker 1>were hilarious. You were laughing at them. You kept winking

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<v Speaker 1>at me after every joke. Well, yeah, I winked at

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<v Speaker 1>you so you know when the joke's done, so you

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<v Speaker 1>know when to laugh. I was making it easier for

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<v Speaker 1>you honestly, your jokes were painful. Well that hurts, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>say that, all right. So she didn't like your sense

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<v Speaker 1>of humor dumps, Well, what about I mean? I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I proved myself out there for you. I thought you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be proud of me standing up for you, trying to

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<v Speaker 1>see the slots. I know you love slobs because you

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<v Speaker 1>threatened to beat up a zookeeper. You want me to

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<v Speaker 1>be proud of you. I beat up any zookeeper for you, Heather.

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<v Speaker 1>He was doing his job. He was feeding the animals,

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<v Speaker 1>that's normal, and I was doing my job of trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get you into the slot cage. And you love

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<v Speaker 1>the slops. I don't care. It's just a slat. What

0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:04.720
<v Speaker 1>do you mean here? It's just the slots. Like when

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<v Speaker 1>we first got there, you were kept talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>slats and the Nate cage. You were talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>slats and the cup of bara you were talking about No,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't just dropped the slot. Okay, stop talking about

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<v Speaker 1>flaw They're so damn cute, true, Heather, but Joves, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you're not listening to anything she's saying, Like

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<v Speaker 1>you're arguing every point of how miserable she was, she

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<v Speaker 1>knows how she feels. Yeah, look, guys, she's just lying

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<v Speaker 1>to you. And you loved the slot or she would

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<v Speaker 1>have loved the sloth, but she's just been denial about it.

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<v Speaker 1>The date was a disaster. Nobody is lying. I am

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be honest with you. Whatever, Heather, I promise you,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're going another day with me, I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>us into the sloth cage. Oh wow, Heather, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you think about that? Would you like a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Paul? We'll pay for it. We'll pay for your

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<v Speaker 1>entry into the zoo. Maybe you can see this slass

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<v Speaker 1>this time. It's good. Be hard to turn down. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to see Dumps. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>see Slaws. I don't want to go to the zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I don't Heather. That's on the table now too,

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<v Speaker 1>the aquarium. No, thank you, dude. Heather's gonna be the

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<v Speaker 1>only person on the planet after all this that hates Slaws.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we done here? I'm sorry. This has just been

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<v Speaker 1>a huge waste of time for me. Yeah, we're done.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Dumps. No date. Oh it's all right, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean this is just gonna this is just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>fuel my music. That's really where my heart sat right

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Hey, yeah, you know what, dude, send me

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<v Speaker 1>a demo of the music you were showing her. I

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<v Speaker 1>can put it on the radio. I'll give it to

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<v Speaker 1>my program director here and then actually give you his

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<v Speaker 1>cell phone number and you could call him about your music.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, No problem, real good icelandic bar no looking

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<v Speaker 1>for then texted at seven eight five to nine two

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<v Speaker 1>that says, where do these women meet these creepy dudes.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he's that creepy I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update, but definitely he's an eccentric dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call him do In case you missed it, Paul

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to call a girl named Heather. Paul goes by

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<v Speaker 1>the nickname Dumps because he works in sanitation. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>his buddies call him. They went to the zoo and

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<v Speaker 1>he was curious why she wasn't calling back when when

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<v Speaker 1>they were at the zoo, he actually attempted to fight

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<v Speaker 1>one of the employees because the sloth was feeding at

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<v Speaker 1>the time. They went to go check out the sloth,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was really important to him that they see

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<v Speaker 1>the sloth. Actually he thought it was really important to her,

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<v Speaker 1>but it wasn't that important. And then they ended the

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<v Speaker 1>date by sitting in his car and listening to music

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<v Speaker 1>from his own band. Yeah, even though she didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>want to be sitting in his car, He's like, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give you a ride to your car since here on

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<v Speaker 1>the other side of the parking lot. And they just

0:16:57.240 --> 0:17:00.840
<v Speaker 1>sat there listening to his music. So yeah, she just

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<v Speaker 1>thought Dumps was an all around weird guy and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out with him again. I too like that.

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<v Speaker 1>He thought that the zookeeper would be like, oh, you're

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<v Speaker 1>on a first date and you're upset about the slop exhibit.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me hold off on their feeding for you. Am

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<v Speaker 1>I bad? Yeah, they want to come back here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can feed the slot if you want. Remember, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do a second date up, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to do his email the show and we will

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<v Speaker 1>call the person who didn't call you back Movie ninety

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<v Speaker 1>two point five.