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Speaker 1: got a guy named Paul who's not getting called back

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Speaker 1: after his date, and his email says that he took

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Speaker 1: a woman to the zoo date for their date. Paul,

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Speaker 1: before we get into the second date out date, I

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Speaker 1: just want to check with you. She's of age correct?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah, yeah, guy, Okay, I'm just making sure, Paul. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's totally illegal. Man, Okay, cool, I've done a lot

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Speaker 1: of full grown adults just going to the zoo. But whatever.

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Speaker 1: First of all, where'd you meet her, Paul? I met

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Speaker 1: her at a special police called Tinder. Okay, I'm already

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Speaker 1: gonna give you props for coming up with a creative

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Speaker 1: date idea off of a tender date. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: that's how you do it. You know, you've got an

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Speaker 1: animals going, you know, put you in the mood. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, took a dark turn. Yeah, you guys

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. You know animals, you got the

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Speaker 1: long he has you got. You know, sometimes you come

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Speaker 1: across a couple of bears and they're doing this thing.

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Speaker 1: You know, you just kind of give a little nudge

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Speaker 1: and you just kind of you know, deal wink, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: throw a little wink to the bear, like, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm doing here, man, come over here a

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Speaker 1: smile for us. Maybe you can give me lucky later.

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Speaker 1: So what was it like seeing your Tinder date for

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Speaker 1: the first time? First good sign, right is we meet

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Speaker 1: up and she looks better than her pictures. Oh cool?

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Speaker 1: You know, because I've been on a couple of these

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Speaker 1: things and you know, you come across and it's like

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Speaker 1: they're either heavier or they've got like bad hair, and

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Speaker 1: it's kind of a bummer. Bad hair. Uh good, I

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Speaker 1: like hair. You know, it's long, it smells good. You

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Speaker 1: can play with it, you know, it's yeah, it's the

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Speaker 1: animal thing. I don't know. It's okay. I'm scared to

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Speaker 1: be with you at the zoo if i'm her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, it's gonna be scared. I'm all, it's

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Speaker 1: all good, all right. She seemed pleasantly surprised by you

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Speaker 1: when she first saw you. I think, so, you know,

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Speaker 1: I try to keep an honest appearance on tender, you know.

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Speaker 1: The only thing I can maybe is like, so my

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Speaker 1: friends saw me dumps um dumps, Yeah, yeah, dumps and uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm a sanitation man. Don't call the garbage man sanitation man.

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Speaker 1: All right, so it Dumps is your nickname? Yeah, Dumps

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Speaker 1: is my nickname. And uh, you know, I sometimes I'm

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Speaker 1: like a little bit, you know. I hope I didn't

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Speaker 1: That's the only thing I can really think of in

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Speaker 1: terms of my appearance. Oh my god, I don't feel

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Speaker 1: like you should be the judge on what you smell. Like. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can't even smell, right. I keep a lot of

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Speaker 1: Acari fresheners in my car. So all right, So tell

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Speaker 1: us about your date at the zoo. How was it?

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Speaker 1: I mean, we we had a really good time overall. Uh,

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Speaker 1: what she wanted to see and what I wanted to

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Speaker 1: see matched up pretty well. And I have like an

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Speaker 1: odd taste you know with animals. Like we went to

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Speaker 1: the snakehouse, all right, So you like the snakes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like the snakes. You liked the snakes. That was

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Speaker 1: f you know. We slithered through there, but we went

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Speaker 1: to then we went over to the you guys have

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Speaker 1: those um what do they coop Cooper Cobra? You know,

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Speaker 1: the tappy Barra. They're like the big rats, the big rat. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I don't like to call them rats, but yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're they're they're big and they're just weird and they're

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Speaker 1: So you wowed her with your unusual animal choices at

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Speaker 1: the zoo. Yeah, I was saving the big thing for last.

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Speaker 1: We were gonna go see the slot. I mean, right,

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Speaker 1: you know, they're so cute and they're just like chilling

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Speaker 1: about and they're furry and all that, and that was

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Speaker 1: like my big that was gonna be my big finish.

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Speaker 1: That was your big dismount to the date. Go check

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Speaker 1: out the sloth Okay, But the thing is like we

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Speaker 1: have been to see exactly, That's what I was telling him,

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Speaker 1: Probably what do you mean worked up? Are you like

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Speaker 1: I don't know about yelling, but I definitely made him

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Speaker 1: so you were being you were kind of being a jerk.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like, yeah, I mean I thought I was

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Speaker 1: the slide. You know, watch some feed like you're at

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Speaker 1: a fancy restaurant trying to get that window table. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: exactly the guy. But the guy was all not about that.

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Speaker 1: He was like he's gonna lose his job or something.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I think it's a big con.

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Speaker 1: You know. They lure you in these zoos, they slops,

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Speaker 1: and then they just break your heart. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you right now that, like sure that yelling at

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Speaker 1: the sloth dude is probably the reason you're not getting

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Speaker 1: a call back. Yeah. Well it's their fault, man, no

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Speaker 1: matter what you do. You just think that. I think

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Speaker 1: we finished it off pretty well though, you know, like

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Speaker 1: we like we we kind of gathered ourselves and ourselves.

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Speaker 1: It was closing down, and she just didn't really seem

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Speaker 1: all right, like, because you see the slots, we're supposed

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Speaker 1: to kind of chill us out. My plane was sloths.

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Speaker 1: Then go to my car, listen to some tunes. You know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I see what you're saying, Like you see all the

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Speaker 1: other exciting stuff. You go chill with the sloth that

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Speaker 1: mellows you out. You go back to your car, listen

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Speaker 1: to some jazz or something. I don't know. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like roll the seats back a little bit, you know, like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you kid she's not in high school anymore. You

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Speaker 1: confirmed that at the beginning of this. No one wants

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Speaker 1: to make out in your car. Man. Well okay, but

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Speaker 1: it was pretty nice. We listened to some jams and um,

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Speaker 1: was still a little I was trying to hang you know. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: you want to seem respectful too. It's a first date.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't want to rush in. You've already done

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Speaker 1: a lot, yeah, yeah, yeah, And then you know, then

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Speaker 1: didn't have her locked up inside of your car, did you? No, No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't lock her up. I mean our doors were locked,

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Speaker 1: maybe you were doing something more right than I'm giving you.

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Speaker 1: I'm serious, like after a guy yelled and smells bad

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Speaker 1: like I wouldn't get in the car. So you may

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Speaker 1: have been doing something more right than I expected. I

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Speaker 1: think so too. Yeah, don't underestimate me. That's not my

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Speaker 1: first rodeo taking a girl to a rodeo before that

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Speaker 1: was all right, Well, well, maybe get into that at

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Speaker 1: another time, but right now, let's handle this date. Okay.

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Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name's Heather. Heather. Okay, well, play

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Speaker 1: a song, come back and call Heather and get your

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Speaker 1: second date update. All right, all right, all right, many

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Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning. Second update. If you're just

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Speaker 1: joining us for today's second date update. Dumps is on

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Speaker 1: the phone with us. His real name is Paul, his

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Speaker 1: nickname is Dumps. Because he works sanitation and he's not

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Speaker 1: getting a call back today from a girl named Heather

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Speaker 1: who he took to the zoo. In the interest of

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Speaker 1: saving time, I won't go over the list of things

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Speaker 1: he thinks went wrong on his date because there's a

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Speaker 1: lot to it, am I right, dumps, I mean two

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Speaker 1: things nailed down. But yeah, I mean I know that

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Speaker 1: I probably should not have yelled at the swap guy. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you missed it. One thing on Paul's date, he

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Speaker 1: he caused a scene by arguing with one of the employees.

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Speaker 1: They're trying to get it open back up so he

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Speaker 1: could show his date sloth. I thought it was a

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Speaker 1: good classy but I agree a sloth is a classy animal,

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Speaker 1: and it would have been nice for you to share

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Speaker 1: that with her. Yeah. Did she want to see the sloth?

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Speaker 1: Or did you? Who doesn't want to see it? Right? Yeah? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her phone of her right now, see

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Speaker 1: if we can get her on the phone and find

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go, man. Hello, Hi, Can I

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Speaker 1: speak to Heather? Please? Yes? This is me. Hey Heather,

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Speaker 1: how are you. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Oh my god, what's up? Is this

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Speaker 1: about Dumps? Yes, it is about Dumps. I had a

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Speaker 1: feeling you guys would be calling considering he told me

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Speaker 1: going to contact you guys. Wow, are you serious? He

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Speaker 1: threatened a second date update on you. Oh yeah, absolutely.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well then I guess you were prepared for

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Speaker 1: this phone call. Yeah. We talked to Dumps a little

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Speaker 1: do you want me to begin? Yeah, I'm assuming I'm

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Speaker 1: let's start here. What has he told you? Well, he

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Speaker 1: told us that you guys met on tender and that

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Speaker 1: he took you to the zoo. Yeah, that was the

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Speaker 1: to the zoo. No, I liked the idea of going

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Speaker 1: to the zoo. But I mean, did he tell you

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Speaker 1: his fascination with snakes? He told us that he liked

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Speaker 1: mean specifically with the snakes, other than the awkward jokes

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Speaker 1: he can't making about the sizes of snakes. He was

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Speaker 1: banging on glass yelling wick ups. Yeah he I mean

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Speaker 1: he painted it as a joint passion that you both shared. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love animals, don't get me wrong, but I'm definitely

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Speaker 1: not as big on like mating with rituals and weird

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Speaker 1: conversation he apparently likes to have. And did he tell

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Speaker 1: he complained and maybe made a scene, maybe a scene. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he threatened to fight the guy. What really, because they

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Speaker 1: closed down the exhibit for the sloths. Yes, and it

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Speaker 1: wasn't like it was closed for the rest of the night.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it was just simply closed for that time period.

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Speaker 1: And he's threatened to fight him. I mean, I'm as away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I don't, but I mean, here's the thing for me,

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Speaker 1: Like that sounds awful. But then he said that you

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Speaker 1: Thank you, No problem, real good icelandic bar no looking

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