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Speaker 1: The thing about coaches in youth sports leagues is they're

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Speaker 1: so nice.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of the point.

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Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, except for Brooks's. Other than her, they're usually

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Speaker 1: very positive and encouraging. Some of them every once in

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Speaker 1: a while even smile.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: That's why we call one guy today who assistant coaches

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Speaker 1: for a fourth grade girls basketball team, and I have

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Speaker 1: a big idea for the end of the year celebration party.

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Speaker 1: A little bit controversial, but I'm hoping that he's going

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Speaker 1: to be on board.

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Speaker 2: In your phone, tap right now, Hello, hey, coach car Yeah,

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Speaker 2: who's this.

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Speaker 1: My name is Stu. I'm Samantha's dad, and she plays

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Speaker 1: on your your basketball team. I don't think we've met.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, cool. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My wife is Tory. She's the one who brought the

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Speaker 1: snacks to the last game.

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Speaker 3: Oh sure, I know, Tory. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We're doing we're doing great. Awesome season by the girls,

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Speaker 1: by the way, so much improvement, so I appreciate that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, they're getting better, they're learning the game and

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Speaker 3: having a lot of fun doing it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, right, a great year. So I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you heard, but the end of the season party

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Speaker 1: is actually going to be at our place this year.

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Speaker 3: No, I hadn't heard. I actually don't know anything about

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Speaker 3: the party. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's the plan. And uh okay, I know

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Speaker 1: the girls have been together for a few years doing

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Speaker 1: the whole trophies and the cake stuff, so this time

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Speaker 1: I kind of plan on switching it up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sure, I don't know what that means, but sure.

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Speaker 1: It means we're gonna do our first ever team roast.

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Speaker 1: What a roast, you know, like when all the comedians

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Speaker 1: roasted Tom Brady and they just like torm the shreds.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do that about all the girls.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're yeah, you're joking, right, And no.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually not. I've been working on some material for

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Speaker 1: the event. If you want to, just let me just

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Speaker 1: run a few of the jokes by you and see

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Speaker 1: what you think real quick. Okay, well just hold on

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Speaker 1: a sick Hey, look, Emily's here tonight, everybody. Emily, You're

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Speaker 1: so invisible on the court. I thought you were a

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Speaker 1: water bottle.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, what is that?

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Speaker 3: What is going on here?

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Speaker 1: Oh? That was a sound effect that I haven't a handheld. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna play it near the mic. During the

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Speaker 1: actual event.

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Speaker 3: I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the joke.

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Speaker 3: Like what, You're not actually gonna say that, are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I am, And I'm just warming up, Like, hey, look,

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Speaker 1: Sophia made it to the party. Sophia, your defense is

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Speaker 1: so soft. I'm surprised Charman didn't try to sponsor you.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, who told you this was a good idea?

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Speaker 1: Well, I've always wanted to be a comedian. I thought

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Speaker 1: this was the perfect chance to try.

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Speaker 3: A fourth grade girls basketball party. You thought that would

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Speaker 3: be the best time to roast people.

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Speaker 1: I know it's probably too easy, but I gotta start somewhere.

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Speaker 3: These are ten year old girls. You're gonna You're gonna

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Speaker 3: definitely hurt their feelings.

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Speaker 1: It's a roast, you know, all these work. No one

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Speaker 1: is safe, not even my own daughter. Come on, Hey, Samantha, No,

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Speaker 1: you're so bad at passing. I wouldn't trust you to

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Speaker 1: hand me the salt at dinner.

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Speaker 3: Come one, Okay, you need to just stop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah did you hear the kool Aid guy? That's another

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Speaker 1: sound off my handheld. Oh yeah, Oh yeah, I about.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, it's a big no. This cannot happen.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's happening. And remember when I told you nobody's safe. Well,

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Speaker 1: uh quick, shout out to all the coaches this year.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it.

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Speaker 1: Without them, this team would have been just a bunch

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Speaker 1: of kids running around with no idea what they're doing.

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Speaker 3: Dude. Stop.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, that's pretty much what we saw. Oh yeah, okay, clueless.

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Speaker 3: Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna hang up and call

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Speaker 3: the head coach and we're going to cancel your party.

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Speaker 3: There are no kids that are coming to this.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Coach Dickerson said that he loved this

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Speaker 1: idea and he wants to actually live stream the whole

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Speaker 1: thing on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I highly doubt. He said that. There's no way.

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Speaker 1: No, Yeah, you know the show that does the prank

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Speaker 1: phone calls like this one.

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Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because my name is jeff and you're on the

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Speaker 1: radio right now, I'm doing a phone tap on you, dude.

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Speaker 3: No way?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, Coach Dickerson set you up. Dude.

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Speaker 3: Oh god.

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Speaker 1: He said he did really well helping out the girls

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Speaker 1: this year, but come on, the idea of a roast

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Speaker 1: for the end of the year party, right. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I know there's some kids that you want to slam.

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Speaker 1: Come on, lay one on me.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm not gonna do it. But that's good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to write some better material. I can't

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Speaker 1: even do the rim shop for that one. We'll work shopping, okay,

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Speaker 1: right up, okay, wake up every morning with phone tabs

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twentieth, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,