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Speaker 1: your phone tap. And today Jose is trying out another prank. See,

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Speaker 1: he was set up on a blind date recently, so

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Speaker 1: he calls up his new love interest just to touch base,

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Speaker 1: and he asks her all the normal stuff, like is

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Speaker 1: she excited for the date? Yeah, that's a great question.

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Speaker 1: How long has she known their mutual friend? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is she cool with the fact that Jose has a

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Speaker 1: forever sir? Regate? You know, normal dating questions? Yeah? So

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Speaker 1: hopefully it doesn't freak her out completely? Does In your

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Speaker 1: phone tap right now? Another taps on the twenties toy

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Speaker 1: I'm moving five. Hello. Hey, is this Erica? Yeah? This

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Speaker 1: is Erica? Is this is Tony? I am friends with Samantha.

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Speaker 1: She told me to reach out to you. Oh right, hey,

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Speaker 1: hey Tony, how you doing good? How about you? You

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Speaker 1: ready for our hot dates? Um? Yeah, I guess so good. Well,

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Speaker 1: I hope you like Italian. I do like Italian. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Good see, we're already hitting it off already. Huh yeah,

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Speaker 1: good start. Yeah. I've known Samantha forever and her intuition

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Speaker 1: is just spot on. She's great. I feel like I

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Speaker 1: really trust her too, Like we hit it off right away.

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Speaker 1: I've only known her like three weeks, but like we're

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Speaker 1: really connected. Wow, only three weeks. Oh, I've known her

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Speaker 1: for like almost a decade now. I mean, she's my

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Speaker 1: forever surrogate. So what does that mean? Did she not

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Speaker 1: tell you? No? I don't. I don't even know what

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Speaker 1: that means. You've never heard of a forever surrogate. No,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of. Well that's funny. And the last

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Speaker 1: six relationships I've been in, Sam's carried all six of

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Speaker 1: my babies. Wait, yeah, I have six little ankle biters

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Speaker 1: from eight years old all the way to six months.

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Speaker 1: I just love them so much. You have six children?

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Speaker 1: Did Sam really not tell you? I have six children,

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Speaker 1: all with her. I'm so confused. I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: even understand what's happening right now. Well, what are you

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Speaker 1: confused about, like the kids or the forever surrogate? Well,

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Speaker 1: we don't have to pay for a doctor. All I

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Speaker 1: do is I lay with Sam. Nine months later, we

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Speaker 1: have a baby, no complications, is nothing. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you lay with Sam? Just even how you said that,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm super creeped out. Oh, it's not creepy at all.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, a lot of people do this, and

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Speaker 1: it takes all the complications of like being around them

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Speaker 1: and finding people. You know, it's more simple this way.

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Speaker 1: I mean what a lot of people were doing this.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've never heard of this in my entire life,

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Speaker 1: like going to explode. Okay, don't understand. Let me explain.

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Speaker 1: We have the kids and on the weekend, Sam and

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Speaker 1: I fly to go see everyone in the commune. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, and that's where all the babies and the

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Speaker 1: women stay. Wait, there's a commune involved in this as well. Well.

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Speaker 1: Of course we're buying going to put on my kids. Silly, No,

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Speaker 1: this is not okay. I will totally show you pictures

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Speaker 1: on our date. I mean, you are gonna love these

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Speaker 1: kids on our date. I don't think we're going on

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Speaker 1: a date, buddy, No, no, no, no, I I've already

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Speaker 1: booked us a date at this Italian restaurant. It took

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Speaker 1: me weeks to get in there. Wait, did you hear me?

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Speaker 1: There's not gonna be a date. I'm not going on

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Speaker 1: a date with some guy who has a forever surrogate

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Speaker 1: with six kids and the commune and whatever the girl's

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Speaker 1: crazy stuff you have going on. Like, no, we're not

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Speaker 1: going on a date. Look, I get it. We don't

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Speaker 1: even know each other really, but I can wait until

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Speaker 1: you're cool with it. That is no problem. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: wait until cool with it. I'm never gonna be cool

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Speaker 1: with it. I don't understand how if anyone could ever

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Speaker 1: be cool with it? Like this is absolutely insane, Like

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Speaker 1: it's never happening. Now, I'm confused. Are we talking about

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Speaker 1: the forever surrogate, my six children or the prank phone

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Speaker 1: call that I'm doing on you right now? What? My

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Speaker 1: name's jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning and

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Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap on you. Yes, your friend

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Speaker 1: Samantha set you up. She said that even though you're

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Speaker 1: like brand new friends, she knew that you had a

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Speaker 1: great sense of humor and she couldn't wait to phone

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Speaker 1: tap you. Oh my god, thank god. I was like,

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Speaker 1: what is happening. Come on, it's only six kids. What

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Speaker 1: if it was like five, we'd be good. Right now,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's crazier, the surrogate or the six kids.

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Speaker 1: Like so, it sounds like you just hate children. I

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Speaker 1: think that's the real problem here. Oh my god, no

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with fooe tabs weekday mornings. On

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Holly on removing ninety two point five