1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special episode of 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 1: I I DESI Eating your arms to sight. It must 3 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: have been something I trended. Oh did it in our 4 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 1: vaccine stupors? Yeah, that shows you how good we are. Baby, 5 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: can't can't be stopped. It's like the flu game up here. 6 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, it's definitely flu game. And I'm I'm 7 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 1: out performing Jordan too. And also it's overrated how much 8 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 1: I have the flu and underrated how much I'm just 9 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 1: shipping everywhere. People don't know if people don't remember that one, 10 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 1: the diarrhea game, more like um, but all to save 11 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,519 Speaker 1: your your idle huh, to be human. I wonder what 12 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 1: that would have done for the culture if we were 13 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: just out there diarrhea game, if it was the diarrhea game, 14 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,959 Speaker 1: and we're like, I mean, if the Internet existed, that's 15 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 1: what it would have been, because yeah, it wouldn't be 16 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 1: like Bob Costas's take on the situation, right, because we 17 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: only got like the five sportswriters who were able to 18 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,479 Speaker 1: figure it out to report and we're like, oh, that's all. 19 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: Yeah he was sick versus like he was straight shitting 20 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: himself and still got it done. Anyways, that's still a while. 21 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:23,039 Speaker 1: The last dance revealed that like he wouldn't let anyone 22 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 1: else have a bite of the pizza, and then like 23 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: the implication that like the guy was trying to poison him. Yeah, 24 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 1: and then the dude comes out the next day he's like, yo, 25 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,680 Speaker 1: I what what? No? Do you think Michael Jordan is 26 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 1: getting the vaccine? Yeah? Right, I hope. I don't know. 27 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,959 Speaker 1: It's always sake because he doesn't look like he's his 28 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: immune system. Is someone with that kind of like nobody's 29 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 1: biting my pizza? The scientific logic provide for that's you know, 30 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 1: president in that thake. But you know what, I hope 31 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 1: he is. I'm sure, yeah, I feel like his is 32 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 1: not letting people eat, is us germ phobia and more 33 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 1: just gotta like own everybody. Let him know who's who's 34 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:12,559 Speaker 1: the boss. He's like, oh, I got the vaccine in like, oh, okay, 35 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 1: all right, let's tell the people what's trending here at 36 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 1: the tail end of this week of hours, nine thousand 37 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: is trending because that is, apparently, according to a new 38 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 1: University of Washington study, is the number of Americans who 39 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 1: have actually died of COVID which is over double the 40 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: you know, official count. They did this based on looking 41 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: at excess mortality from March twenty through May three of 42 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,800 Speaker 1: this year, and that's how many more people died than 43 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: you would have expected based on just population and every 44 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 1: other year when we didn't have a pandemic that was 45 00:02:56,160 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 1: being ignored by the presidential administration. Yeah, um, other countries, 46 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: it's being under undercounted by less. But you know, I 47 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: do probably like we had a sense as it was 48 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: happening that they were like covering shut up as much 49 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 1: as just everything from even like New York and Cuomo 50 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 1: and the nursing homes and things like that. There was 51 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: a lot of bizarro under reporting and ship or like 52 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: in certain states, how certain states were trying to use 53 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: like the like just weird logic of like no, actually 54 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: that would that person probably would have died already of 55 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: this other thing, even though they came in with COVID 56 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 1: and died during that time. We're going to say it's 57 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: some other things. So yeah, it's just it's ah God, 58 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: I mean I wonder when that when we will have 59 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 1: the reckoning with that. I mean it's yeah, I don't 60 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: know if like people are have moved on in their 61 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 1: mind like Okay, well huh that sucked. Yeah, like no, 62 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: damn near a million people dead and countless people who 63 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 1: have My god, I mean, like the trauma, it's just 64 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: just you know, set off as a ripple effect, like 65 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 1: to think that we're just gonna kind of be like 66 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: a flub, like you'd hope we're having We're gonna some 67 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 1: serious introspection. Yeah. The biggest I think it's like top 68 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 1: three biggest flubs of was Trump's response. Yeah. Number one, Yeah, 69 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:29,599 Speaker 1: Carole Baskan, Carol bask not a good look. Not a 70 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:34,600 Speaker 1: good look, babe. Everyone's all eyes on. Number two flub. 71 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:38,599 Speaker 1: All right, Aubrey Plaza is trending. I have no idea 72 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 1: why you tell me. She revealed that she was just 73 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 1: married to her like longtime partner, um this other screenwriter, 74 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: like as she was praising the like his new movie, 75 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: and people like what you're married that. Oh, it's like 76 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: it's a long time partner. It's just like you know, 77 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: it's what, it's just a Hollywood type you know, take 78 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 1: where people. Oh she was I guess she was secretly married, 79 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: but she didn't tell us. Yeah, I feel like we're 80 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: not really friends. Yeah, I don't like, Yeah, this is 81 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: again when people feel to betrayed and it and I 82 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: think so many people stuff on the internet is people 83 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,119 Speaker 1: just lamenting, like you know, posting memes of like people 84 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 1: screaming or crying. It's like, are you telling me replause 85 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 1: I just got married and it wasn't with me. Well, 86 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: shout out to the happy couple. Uh, who's who's the 87 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 1: screamwriter Jeff Jeff Bena. Yeah, shout out to that. Shout 88 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 1: out to yeah, and great people out here still getting married, 89 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,920 Speaker 1: you know, people out here still pretending they have their 90 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: own lives and control over privacy like the yeah, great, 91 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 1: well she's going to pay for that. I wonder how 92 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 1: many like gossip books that are like, oh, yeah, you 93 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: think you can cut us out of the equation? Oh, 94 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:01,360 Speaker 1: he co wrote I heart Huckabees with David What classic underrated? 95 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,040 Speaker 1: I think about that movie all the time. Man, the 96 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,600 Speaker 1: the Jude Law character that I just know so many people, 97 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:16,040 Speaker 1: business people who have three anecdotes that they recycle and 98 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 1: who you could just like make wilt if you were 99 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 1: just like, We're like, hey, he's about to tell these 100 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: three anecdotes. Okay, here he comes. He's the barbecue chicken. Uh, 101 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:35,159 Speaker 1: and I think, uh, Mark Wahlberg's best role to date. 102 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 1: He's like, what does he say, is that's your hummer 103 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 1: out there? What's the suv? Guys? You're the destroyer man. 104 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: That's like one of my favorite Mark Wahlberg mines just 105 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 1: looking because he has a destroyer. You're the destroyer. It's 106 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 1: just like such a perfect use of his like kind 107 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:56,800 Speaker 1: of uhts like shiftiness and stupidity and like but like, yeah, 108 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: uh that movie h overall not like I wouldn't say 109 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 1: a successful movie necessarily, but like has has some great 110 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 1: moments for behind the scenes clips of David or Russell 111 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 1: surely don't help either. Yeah. Well, I I think a 112 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: lot of the stuff that I love about it the screenplay. 113 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:17,520 Speaker 1: So shout out to Aubrey Plaza for hooking a hooking 114 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 1: a real talent. Other thing. This guy. He also wrote 115 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 1: The Little Hours, that movie that they were in with 116 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:27,120 Speaker 1: like Kate mccuchee and Alison Bree. I don't think I 117 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 1: saw that. Yeah, I started watching the beginning. It was 118 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: kind of trippy because it's just like this medieval like 119 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: comedy but like they're they're not They're writing is very 120 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,280 Speaker 1: much like I don't know, they talk like now, but 121 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: they're in medieval times and they're really very I mean 122 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 1: I do feel like that's probably true, right, Like that's 123 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 1: probably not everybody spoke with a British accent and was 124 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 1: like super formal, like they're like smoking SIGs and ship 125 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:02,120 Speaker 1: Like it's more like, yeah, they're they're taking liberties, but 126 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 1: in the best way. Like they're making this like funny 127 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 1: truth be Told only got halfway through and then I 128 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,480 Speaker 1: do something. But I feel like people have like we've 129 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,640 Speaker 1: yet to see the period piece that totally is just 130 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 1: like here's what it would have actually been. People used 131 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 1: to like get swept away and rivers of ship like 132 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 1: back in the day, we don't you don't see that 133 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,920 Speaker 1: and like just like the realist history flick you've ever seen, 134 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:28,120 Speaker 1: just like actually like they there was no place for 135 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 1: ship to go without plumbing, so there was just everywhere 136 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:40,440 Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg film like water Horizon, oil rig thing, but 137 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:46,000 Speaker 1: it's about an old man fighting a ship river. I'm down, Um, hey, 138 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 1: I got something to say to you, King, your highness. 139 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,079 Speaker 1: The rivers ship took my boil away and now you 140 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,800 Speaker 1: gotta answer for it. What do you think about that. 141 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:57,760 Speaker 1: What do you think about that? Wa is trending because 142 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 1: Kate wins loot Uh is now a newly transplanted She 143 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 1: basically she's the first actor to ever nail the Philly 144 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 1: accent or attempt with Gusto. You know, I saw some 145 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,040 Speaker 1: Philly people pick him in apart. You know that it's 146 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,800 Speaker 1: a good attempt. But either wise, to attempt it, I 147 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:22,319 Speaker 1: think is commendable. Honestly, like they it would be impossible 148 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:26,720 Speaker 1: to please like ten percent of people from Philadelphia, even 149 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:31,720 Speaker 1: if you a yes, yeah, you win a championship, you're 150 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:36,360 Speaker 1: good until the next season. Yeah, until the digestion of 151 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,960 Speaker 1: the horse ship that they just ate Uh kind of 152 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 1: starts hitting them and then they'll turn on you. Anyways, 153 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:45,640 Speaker 1: shout out to the Sixers. But she saw on a podcasts, 154 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:50,920 Speaker 1: some lesser podcast that gets real guests, well I shouldn't 155 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 1: say gets real, that gets Kate winslet On. She was 156 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,360 Speaker 1: talking about what it was like to go to Oahua 157 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:00,600 Speaker 1: for the first time. Yeah, because the mayor of East Towns, 158 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:03,440 Speaker 1: you know, very you know, wah wah culture is in there, 159 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,400 Speaker 1: and she said she was awe struck by its mythical 160 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:11,200 Speaker 1: quality and said quote to finally walk through the door 161 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 1: of ohah Wah. I felt like, oh, yes, I'm here, 162 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:20,520 Speaker 1: I belong. This is where it's at lying about Wawa. 163 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:25,199 Speaker 1: So she got into character heavy. Yeah that's uh. Has 164 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,640 Speaker 1: she never been to a seven eleven because if you 165 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 1: want to know what ohahwa is, just picture a seven 166 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:35,800 Speaker 1: eleven but clean and with a subway attached, but a 167 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: better It's like a better subway, right, I don't know, 168 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,920 Speaker 1: I mean, but all the people and I'm just trying 169 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,560 Speaker 1: to troll people from Philadelphia right now, yeah, right, people 170 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 1: I know from Philly, we're always like, no, man, it's 171 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: like the breakfast sandwich, you gotta there's nothing better than that. 172 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,959 Speaker 1: And I was like, or the here, I don't know whatever, 173 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 1: you like, like hogs. I'm like, but I get it 174 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:57,080 Speaker 1: from the energy people have. I'm like, sure, because I 175 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,560 Speaker 1: love regional ship like that. I just you know, unfortunately 176 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,640 Speaker 1: I'm ignorant to the power of the wah wah. There's 177 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:05,200 Speaker 1: like certain The thing about the Philly accent is like 178 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:08,000 Speaker 1: it goes in so many different directions. Like my dad 179 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,959 Speaker 1: says he doesn't really have the thick like hag yeah, 180 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,960 Speaker 1: but then he says sausages instead of sausages, which doesn't 181 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,200 Speaker 1: really make sense with the rest of the accent. Um. 182 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 1: He might just be putting his own swag on it. 183 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,400 Speaker 1: He might be, but no, I've heard that. I've like 184 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,760 Speaker 1: s looked it up and other people are like, yeah, 185 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,360 Speaker 1: Philly accents as sausages for no real reason. There's a 186 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,960 Speaker 1: very interesting like video that's like, does the Philly accent 187 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:40,000 Speaker 1: very across the city? Philly is like a different vibe. Uh, 188 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:45,880 Speaker 1: Jen Saki is trending. That is Jen p s a 189 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:51,320 Speaker 1: k I, but it's like psyched, it's the p is silent. 190 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,440 Speaker 1: Let him know, let him know. I don't know, man, 191 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,200 Speaker 1: I didn't know. I'm just helping people out in case 192 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,199 Speaker 1: they're dumb like me. So she first of all, she's 193 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,760 Speaker 1: trending because she uh is announced that she's probably not 194 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:07,480 Speaker 1: going to be in this job in a year next year. Um, 195 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:11,640 Speaker 1: so she's probably stepping down and weird big d Democrats 196 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:15,640 Speaker 1: are like, no, we've turned you into an idol, but 197 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:19,720 Speaker 1: still being still. Look, anyone who has any shred of 198 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 1: rhetorical might or ability can will look just miles ahead 199 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:30,720 Speaker 1: of Kaylee mcinnaney, Huckabee and Spicer and that whole fucking 200 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,160 Speaker 1: group of clowns. Um, but she's trending right now because 201 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:38,320 Speaker 1: she had to shut down this news Max journalist if 202 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,760 Speaker 1: you won't even call her that. Um, it was just 203 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 1: like trying to get her with like a gotcha question, 204 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,840 Speaker 1: like a loaded question, and a lot of people like 205 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,120 Speaker 1: I like the energy of Tensaki in regards to this 206 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,000 Speaker 1: kind of question. Thanks. I have questions on a couple 207 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:55,160 Speaker 1: of different topics. First, Um, given the number of former 208 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:58,400 Speaker 1: Obama administration officials that are now in this mood and 209 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:04,480 Speaker 1: administration and the president's relatively like schedule, there's a growing 210 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:09,040 Speaker 1: reception that this is really just the third term President Obama. 211 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 1: What do you say to people who say that who 212 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 1: were first? I'm sorry this guy actually he said he 213 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,840 Speaker 1: said no to Big Pharma, so I'm already like Mama 214 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:25,160 Speaker 1: would have done that. But anyway, Also consider the They're 215 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:29,120 Speaker 1: chosen presidents schedule was eight hours of watching TV a day. 216 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,080 Speaker 1: Are they counting that as like part of the judge? 217 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:35,920 Speaker 1: Is he not watching as him to acknowledge anything that's happened? Okay, 218 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,960 Speaker 1: but they're only in a very in a goldfish goldfish 219 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,160 Speaker 1: phase of immediate reactionary stuff. Um. So yeah, She's like, yeah, 220 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,439 Speaker 1: a lot of people have been saying that. Enter Jacky, 221 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,959 Speaker 1: who we're saying that. Who's saying that? You've heard that 222 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 1: a lot of the media in media, different people like 223 00:13:54,679 --> 00:14:00,640 Speaker 1: different questions about when you had Japanese Parliament of Minister's See, 224 00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 1: she's she's already and Jen Saki is looking at her 225 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 1: like she had basically did the diarrhea game right in 226 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,920 Speaker 1: front of her, just like you came in here looking 227 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,000 Speaker 1: like that and you're asking this and you have no receipts. 228 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,440 Speaker 1: This isn't this ain't Kaylee baby. The only receipt she 229 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:21,160 Speaker 1: had was like that he didn't he wasn't the first 230 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,960 Speaker 1: person to greet the Japanese Prime minister, but he like 231 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,280 Speaker 1: then went on to meet with him. So that was 232 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,320 Speaker 1: And Kamala Harris is already like independently meeting with like allies, Like, 233 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,000 Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with that. You know what, 234 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,760 Speaker 1: many times Mike Pence had to fucking play to pretend 235 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: to be the president because Trump couldn't do anything. Yeah, anyway, 236 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,480 Speaker 1: So that was just a moment. Then at the very end, 237 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 1: she kept going with it and she just sort of 238 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,200 Speaker 1: hits like, I'm sorry, Emerald I think you've had plenty 239 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,800 Speaker 1: of time today, and just like so, you know, we 240 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,320 Speaker 1: love that, we love it. Nailed it, that was your 241 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,960 Speaker 1: that was your time today. You really you know, it 242 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,080 Speaker 1: was a good effort. Let me just see if I 243 00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:02,080 Speaker 1: can pull up that one to the coronavirus. Yeah, he said, uh, 244 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,280 Speaker 1: just a few weeks ago he hadn't. Yeah. I think 245 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,280 Speaker 1: we have given a read out of his call and 246 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,280 Speaker 1: also that the President believes there should be an independent 247 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:14,080 Speaker 1: investigation led by health experts UM and one where their 248 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,840 Speaker 1: data is provided, that's provided transparently to our medical UH 249 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 1: and science experts here in the United States, and we 250 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,600 Speaker 1: look forward to reviewing that. We're gonna have to go on. 251 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Emerald, I think you've had plenty of times 252 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 1: todaymore I think you've had plenty of time today. Anyway, 253 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 1: So the fellowbuster fillibuster um all right. Uh, the FEC 254 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:49,440 Speaker 1: dropped the Stormy Daniels charges against Trump, which sounds like, okay, 255 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,520 Speaker 1: maybe maybe those were over it, except it was just 256 00:15:52,560 --> 00:16:00,360 Speaker 1: specifically the Republicans on the uh FEC refused to take 257 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 1: them seriously, and so it's basically like tie game. We 258 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,040 Speaker 1: can we can't move forward with it. That's another thing 259 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,680 Speaker 1: I'm waiting to see is when is the Biden administration gonna, 260 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,720 Speaker 1: you know, hold this other one to account because we're 261 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: doing the thing that we said we shouldn't be doing, 262 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:22,280 Speaker 1: which is let the um And I'm sure, like, who knows, 263 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:26,640 Speaker 1: maybe the the other like other investigations will or you know, 264 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:31,960 Speaker 1: like legal trouble season will come to fruition. But I'm 265 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 1: still very much like y'aller Okay, I think they're probably 266 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,520 Speaker 1: just very strategically trying to be like, I can't say anything, 267 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,880 Speaker 1: so I don't arm them with any fucking sound bites 268 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,320 Speaker 1: to do whatever the fun they're going to do. But 269 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,880 Speaker 1: at the end of the day, Joe, they don't believe 270 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:48,080 Speaker 1: in anything that's real, so we believe in nothing but 271 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:53,080 Speaker 1: even nothing Lebowski. Uh. And finally, uh, I feel like 272 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:57,120 Speaker 1: I've been fooled multiple times on this one. But they're 273 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:01,840 Speaker 1: they're telling me the Elon musk snlinging has not happened yet, 274 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:06,320 Speaker 1: and it is happening this weekend. Uh, So I guess 275 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,239 Speaker 1: look out for that. But I felt I thought when 276 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,520 Speaker 1: they announced it, like people made such a big deal 277 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,959 Speaker 1: about it, I was like, oh, that's this weekend. Al right, Like, 278 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,959 Speaker 1: I'm sure I'll hear about it if something happens, uh 279 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:22,440 Speaker 1: didn't happen next weekend. The SNL talent is like, yeah, 280 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:26,479 Speaker 1: we're not working with this, so that became a news cycle. 281 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:31,600 Speaker 1: So now it's actually happening. And I don't have very 282 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:37,680 Speaker 1: high hopes because um, they had Trump in the midst 283 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:44,800 Speaker 1: of his you know, full trumpiness hosting SNL and like 284 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,800 Speaker 1: it wasn't it didn't produce like any iconic moments or 285 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,159 Speaker 1: like anything like nobody got normal to him. It was 286 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,679 Speaker 1: just like and yeah, it wasn't even like it was 287 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 1: just a full zero like in every direction. So like, 288 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,720 Speaker 1: I'm sure this is just gonna suck. Like I'm sure 289 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,159 Speaker 1: it's not been going to be. It's not like SNL 290 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,119 Speaker 1: does really well when they have like bad guests, but 291 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,199 Speaker 1: it's like still interesting, you know. It's just like no, 292 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:13,160 Speaker 1: they they're too professional to even like let someone flail horribly. 293 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,919 Speaker 1: This will be I'm I'm just I really want to 294 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,800 Speaker 1: see because I want to see what end the material 295 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,880 Speaker 1: that he ends up having to do. And like, I'm 296 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,280 Speaker 1: sure there'll be a lot of stories next week, meaning 297 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 1: don't we'll get a fucking like four full weeks of 298 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:30,399 Speaker 1: Elon Musk SNL talking stuff and doge coin obviously, because 299 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 1: that's the other thing that goes along with that Jamime 300 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:36,480 Speaker 1: crypto going. It'll it'll be our first chance to see 301 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:42,199 Speaker 1: a fully Colin jos penned show. I'm sure most of 302 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,239 Speaker 1: the writers are not fun. Actually, Scarlett helped me out 303 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,760 Speaker 1: with a couple of these. Shout out to you, like 304 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 1: Ellen Grimes, Colin Scarlet, Like if you told me they 305 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,960 Speaker 1: were spotted like on a yacht somewhere, that wouldn't surprise 306 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:05,200 Speaker 1: me in the least. Yeah, doing NOZ balloons, Yeah, allegedly totally. 307 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,080 Speaker 1: I'm sure Elon Musk does not balloons. I'm sure he. 308 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:11,760 Speaker 1: Elon Musty is like the type. I can smell the 309 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,800 Speaker 1: impressionable illness on him, you know what I mean, Like 310 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,880 Speaker 1: my like peer pressure kid energy is like, oh yeah, 311 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,080 Speaker 1: I get this kid to do some ship, turn this 312 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,639 Speaker 1: bitch up, get him to steal his mom's emeralds and 313 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,720 Speaker 1: bring him to meat. Yeah, Elon, I mean if you 314 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,320 Speaker 1: want to say that and word bro bring some of 315 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:33,800 Speaker 1: them emoralds through Yeah, oh cool and really got this. 316 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 1: And then when he says that we're gonna fucking duff 317 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:43,359 Speaker 1: him out, uh ship. All right, well, we'll be looking 318 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:47,040 Speaker 1: out for that. We're that's it for this week. We're 319 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,080 Speaker 1: back on Monday with the whole last episode of the show. 320 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,639 Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, 321 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,520 Speaker 1: wear a mask, get the fucking back scene, don't do 322 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:01,159 Speaker 1: nothing about what supremacy. We'll talk to you on Monday, 323 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:09,000 Speaker 1: by right M M.