WEBVTT - Uber to the Airport

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen?

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<v Speaker 1>Where's the phone tap? Oh it's Garrett? All right, Garret?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So Kylie wants to play a phone tap on her

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<v Speaker 2>dad's stand. Now, Kylie's mom and dad there had non

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<v Speaker 2>vacation to Aruba, and dad said, hey, do you mind

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<v Speaker 2>taking us to the airport. Kylie said, perfect time to

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<v Speaker 2>play a phone tap. So Kylie's gonna say, hey, got

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<v Speaker 2>caught up at work.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get you an uber not going and we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to go from there.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, people are at their most vulnerable when

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<v Speaker 2>they're in travel mode.

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<v Speaker 1>You should never do this to all right, let's listen

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<v Speaker 1>to Garrett.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you're hediot?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? No?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh so I can't really make it to get you guys. No, No,

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<v Speaker 3>I got an uber. It's on its way and get you,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's gonna be even faster than.

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<v Speaker 2>You going to get you.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to pick me up. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>do a uber. It's fine, Like it's even a better

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<v Speaker 3>car than mine, and he'll get there even faster than me.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, what happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Why did you pick me off? What's the problem. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just getting tied up with work and it's no big deal,

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<v Speaker 3>like honestly, like millions. All right, all right, alright, alright, alright,

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<v Speaker 3>just so get him here fast. I want to mess

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<v Speaker 3>around here, okay, Jesus.

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<v Speaker 2>Kylie, great job, Just hang tight. Hello, Hi, I'm looking

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<v Speaker 2>for a Kylie.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Stamps.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this an uber guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? No, this is Low's Capaldi, your uber driver.

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<v Speaker 2>I am actually a couple of minutes away.

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<v Speaker 3>What I mean, you're on your way supposed to be

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<v Speaker 3>here now?

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<v Speaker 1>How far out are you? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, no, I hit a little pothole. The rims

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<v Speaker 2>got a little bent, so just don't worry. Don't worry. No,

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<v Speaker 2>my guy's taking care of it right now. I just

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to give you a heads up before I drop

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<v Speaker 2>you off at the airport. I just got to drop

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<v Speaker 2>off another couple right around the corn.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa what do you Nobody Nobody

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<v Speaker 3>said you were going to be doing all their dry

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<v Speaker 3>other people.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just finish up with with a guy right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and you'll do over.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, and you take care of me and my wife first.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, sir, do you know what an uber pool means

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<v Speaker 2>it means that there's other people in the car with

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<v Speaker 2>you aside from your passage.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know about uber pools. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I want you to get here now, pool somebody else later.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Do you have more than one bag with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I have more than one bag with me.

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<v Speaker 3>You got two bags and two bags?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it possible to condense it down to just maybe

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<v Speaker 2>one bag? Are you out of your freaking mind? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you have any string that because I might have to

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<v Speaker 2>tie it to the back or the top of the car.

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<v Speaker 3>What.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know any strings?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have room in your car.

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<v Speaker 3>What will we shove in the front seat next to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have the passenger.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I cannot be late for my flight.

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<v Speaker 1>You understand me. My wife and I are going on vacation.

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<v Speaker 3>We have to get to the airport. I don't have

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<v Speaker 3>any time for the Just get here and get here now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be with you in about like ten to fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang tight, they're just putting the final screws on the tire.

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<v Speaker 2>I will be right over. Okay, Hello, all right, I'm outside, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you? You're supposed to be outside. I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>get going. I'm on a tight time constraint.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on tight time. I gotta get to the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>And where are you? Can't see you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm outside with with the Toyota camry. I'm where are you, sir?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm waving.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm waving my hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you see me?

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<v Speaker 1>Come to me, sir? I no, I see no one

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<v Speaker 1>on this block. This is crossover. Yes, I live a crossover.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey? Stan? What say hello to Kylie?

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<v Speaker 3>What Hey Dad?

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<v Speaker 1>Stan?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Gareth of Elvis Duran in the Morning

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<v Speaker 2>Show and we actually phone tapped you.

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<v Speaker 1>Great.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually on my way to get you guys right now.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all I just get here please Elvis Duran's

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<v Speaker 2>phone time.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone table was pre recorded with the permission granted

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