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Speaker 1: Greetings, you fools. We have some exciting news for you.

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Speaker 1: My mama told me is currently on tour.

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Speaker 2: Yes we are.

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Speaker 1: We are traveling this great nation and only hitting the

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Speaker 1: cities we feel comfortable in and Pittsburgh, and we are

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Speaker 1: very excited to tell you that we are also releasing

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Speaker 1: our first ever live show from the Allegian all the

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Speaker 1: way back in February as a free episode on all platforms.

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Speaker 3: Were all of you.

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Speaker 1: Everybody can listen to you can.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell your mom, You tell your mom, Tell you girl,

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Speaker 2: Tell your girls.

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Speaker 1: She wants to know what's.

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Speaker 2: Going on in your life. Tell your side piece.

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Speaker 1: But don't tell your girl you told your side piece.

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Speaker 1: It's complicated, yeah, but the point is more exciting. As

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Speaker 1: we're touring, we are also going to be releasing the

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Speaker 1: other live shows periodically. It's gonna be once a month.

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Speaker 1: They're not going to come out right away, but a

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Speaker 1: little down the line, we will be releasing those live

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Speaker 1: episodes on drum roll Please big money players Diamond. That

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Speaker 1: is the subscription service with Apple Podcasts, and you can

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Speaker 1: find it all there. Boy, oh boy, are these live

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Speaker 1: shows gonna be great. They've been so fun already and

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Speaker 1: you are gonna want to hear them, but more importantly,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna want to be in the room for the

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Speaker 1: real live shows.

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Speaker 2: So come out and see us for the rest of

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Speaker 2: our tour. Yeah, bangs, racist.

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Speaker 1: Bang bang bang, skeet skeet skate.

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Speaker 3: There it is.

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Speaker 1: There, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another live

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Speaker 1: episode of My Mama told me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, we dived deep into the pockets of black conspiracies.

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Speaker 1: And we finally weren't to prove that if you, in

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Speaker 1: fact can smell with the Rock is cooking. It is

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Speaker 1: unseasoned salmon dipped in creatine.

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Speaker 4: That's what that motherfucker likes.

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Speaker 2: I think he eats spam.

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Speaker 3: You think.

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Speaker 2: That's what they eat on that island Hawaiian punched out

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Speaker 2: a coconut.

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Speaker 4: I'm very traveled. I'm very traveled.

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Speaker 1: I here's what I'll say. I think and maybe we

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Speaker 1: all know this. The Rock is secretly a Republican, which

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Speaker 1: makes me think unseasoned food is probably. I think he's

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Speaker 1: left his indigenous You think he's loyalties.

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Speaker 2: Here's the real question in the house when nobody's around. Oh, Dwayne, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because don't forget his name is Dwayne, right, does Dwayne

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Speaker 2: wear a do rag when nobody's right. That's how I

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Speaker 1: Still has like a stocking cap from like nineteen ninety

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Speaker 1: three that he's like where he's like, where's where's the

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Speaker 1: where's the Dwayne's lucky stocking cap at? And he yells

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Speaker 1: at his white wife because she washed it wrong?

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Speaker 2: And does he have a wife? Is a white wife? Real?

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Speaker 2: Very white?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought he was a girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: I thought even bony back.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I don't don't.

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Speaker 2: That's not a judgment on all of you. Don't do that.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you have very fine back, sir, but thick back.

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Speaker 4: His wife has a bony.

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Speaker 2: Back, you think, am I lying? It's a bony back.

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Speaker 5: I'm not a monster.

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Speaker 1: The bitch is back is bony. I'm a decent man.

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Speaker 2: It makes me so sad that the Rock likes little

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Speaker 2: but yeah, why you never think about it about your heros?

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Speaker 2: But like, nah, you want them to like a fat as.

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Speaker 2: I know what he's into.

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Speaker 1: Fat ass?

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, kwame Terrey.

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Speaker 4: He loved a fat ass?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, we're getting lit. We have we

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Speaker 1: we need to start this podcast. David and I do

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Speaker 1: this every week, and most of the time when we

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Speaker 4: About an hour riffing.

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Speaker 1: Just for each other, and then we're too I'm too

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Speaker 2: It truly, yeah, we can. It's also where I say

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Speaker 2: what I really think.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, this podcast real fucked up if we

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Speaker 1: if we got all of it, but we we have

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Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory that we were gonna pack.

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Speaker 2: We do, we were gonna unpack it for them right.

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Speaker 1: Now, and we have a really well let's let's just

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Speaker 1: let it be a surprise. Here's the conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 4: My mama told.

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Speaker 6: Me, Hollywood is rigged. Fuck yeah, yeah, it is. Come on,

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Speaker 6: if y'all recognize that voice, there's too many ways for

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Speaker 6: it not to be. And I don't trust him. I

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Speaker 6: don't trust him at all. Will I've been saying that

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Speaker 1: And that's and we have talked about that on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: And it did surprise me. And I'm curious to hear

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Speaker 1: that you were like, Hey, this isn't going right.

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Speaker 4: Hey this is I don't think this ride is working the.

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Speaker 2: Way you know what it is. It's like, it's like,

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Speaker 2: you're like, it's Uncanny Valley. But for niggas, Yeah, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, you know what it was for me?

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Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, he only knows how to pop lot.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that's a book issue though that's also a book.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, but there's but there's other dances that niggas

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Speaker 1: just know how to do right, and all he does

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Speaker 2: There was never titty bounced in pop lock. And it's yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know when I when I got off the Terry

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Speaker 2: Cruz train was shut up, shut the fuck grow up.

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Speaker 2: First of go up, throw up.

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Speaker 4: It's not hurting you.

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Speaker 2: Are you talking about me too? You're screaming about porn

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Speaker 2: fucking you don't respect anything.

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Speaker 1: Well, what's crazy is he was He was on the

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Speaker 2: Time magazine where where they announced the me Too movement. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I only, I only, I don't. I don't read magazine.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just saying that he's double dipping at this

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Speaker 2: He is tripled it because he's fucking greedy, bought up

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Speaker 4: Before we go in.

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Speaker 2: I say that as a guy wearing a lot of

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's quality.

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Speaker 2: I mean, this is this is about Alta Dina's worth it.

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Speaker 1: Before we go any further, I think it's important that

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Speaker 1: we acknowledge the voice that we heard. We we've been

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Speaker 1: graced this evening bye by the actual woman who voices

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Speaker 1: our mama quotes every episode.

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Speaker 4: Please give it up for Marlon Coolly, everybody.

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Speaker 1: She's Jack here in the corner, Uh, a very lovely

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Speaker 1: woman who lowers herself every week to be a part

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Speaker 1: of some of the ridiculous things we asked her to say.

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Speaker 2: I think that this is a science podcast. Clearly we

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Speaker 2: have an audience of thirsty truth seekers.

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Speaker 4: People desperate for knowledge. Yeah, I'd rather not debase them

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Speaker 1: Where else could you turn but to two niggas Who'll wait,

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Speaker 1: I went to too much college college. We can turn

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Speaker 3: I don't like that.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to see any of you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this is icky. Our fans are huggos.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill you. Give me two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: So when we say Hollywood is rigged, so because this

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Speaker 1: was actually a conspiracy theory, I think birth from your

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Speaker 1: own creation that I immediately got excited about. But what do

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Speaker 1: you mean specifically about Hollywood being rigged?

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Speaker 2: So obviously we are in Hollywood. I don't want to go.

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Speaker 2: And it's not like a person thing either. I'm not

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Speaker 2: it's not. Everybody's hooking everybody up?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 2: What isn't rigged? E pre gas station? I ever been

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Speaker 4: Rigged?

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Speaker 2: The bus system rigged? Like it's all rigged. I think

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Speaker 2: it's of course it's rigged. It's nepotism. How did I

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Speaker 4: Legs?

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Speaker 1: And we're just friends exactly.

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Speaker 4: You're in the backyard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 4: I hate to break it to y'all, but none of

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Speaker 4: you had a chance.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't like, who's our our most loyal listener,

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Speaker 4: I don't even think you've listened to your episode.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I it was good.

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Speaker 4: I do think you killed it. I do think. I guess.

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Speaker 1: When I think about Hollywood being rigged, I think it's

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Speaker 1: on a more sinister level than what you're describing. You're

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Speaker 4: Like there's a whole inside track that you can be.

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Speaker 1: But I think there are motherfuckers they truly just pick

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Speaker 4: Well I'm very scared to do that.

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Speaker 1: No, it feels like they were being messy little bitches

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Speaker 2: Him. I think, yeah, I think that's fair. Let's seem

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Speaker 2: You never hear Kevin Hart like, oh I was a

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Speaker 2: Terry Crews. We always have a great time watching basketball.

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Speaker 2: I will say, I think part of that is because

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Speaker 2: none of us.

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Speaker 1: Can tell how old Terry Crews is. That motherfucker is

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Speaker 1: either eighty three or twenty eight, and it's hard to know.

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Speaker 2: I think he's like the black Panther. There's always been.

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Speaker 1: One go ahead, press the button.

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Speaker 4: You deserve it.

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Speaker 2: No, So what what do you think that they're you're

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Speaker 2: talking about like an industry plan.

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Speaker 1: I think not even just the plant. I think that, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is true. There is a there is an organization

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Speaker 1: that is dedicated towards taking like Republican children, the children

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Speaker 1: There are very real organizations dedicated to hand picking these

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Speaker 1: I assume that that type of person thinks that you're

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Speaker 4: That was your point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of them, but they don't bug

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Speaker 2: I guess as No, I'm not saying I don't. I'm

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Speaker 1: But that doesn't upset you that Okay, if this is rigged,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry to step on your light, skinning it optimism.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm sitting here like, damn, I've been privileged this

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Speaker 2: What the fuck have I been doing?

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Speaker 4: You shouldn't been getting your dick squeezed. Well, apparently there's

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Speaker 2: So all I'm saying is, if you get your shit squeezed,

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Speaker 4: Fuck, Like, all you gotta do is take a little

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Speaker 1: Uh, And I just want to be clear that doesn't

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Speaker 2: I'd do that.

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Speaker 1: Oh, there are any Hollywood elite here that.

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Speaker 2: Uh, if we can get Angela Bassett.

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Speaker 4: I won't be hard. I won't be hard like you presumed.

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Speaker 4: Sure we can bait and switch it. Yeah, I'll be

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Speaker 2: Should we should we bring out we shouldest because he

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this will be a nice, smooth transition

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Speaker 1: him from from all kinds of Ship. You know him

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Speaker 1: fucking uh single female Single, drunk female. Hell, yeah, Solar Opposite.

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Speaker 1: He was a writer on that. He's he's fucking hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Give it up for Garrick, But nah, someone go away

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Speaker 4: from me.

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Speaker 1: Where you're going whatever makes you feel good, sit on

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, I was just what your thing is

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Speaker 1: I was just making sure you're on my side. I

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Speaker 1: No niggers sit that way, Okay, I.

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Speaker 9: See I sets taking Oh god, oh no, no we

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, absolutely absolutely not even breaking us.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, absolutely shut the.

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Speaker 4: Look.

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Speaker 11: If you hate cops just because the cops, the next

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Speaker 1: Trouble head, call a crack. Why not, Gary, you you

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Speaker 1: came to us as a conspiracy theory that that both

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Speaker 1: at the at the first conversation of this. But you

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Speaker 1: you sent a conspiracy theory and you said, yes, my

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Speaker 4: Me DiAngelo is the devil.

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Speaker 3: This is like a real thing.

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Speaker 10: I can't even look at this fixture because I'm so

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Speaker 1: I'll say this, it seems like you've turned the room. Yes,

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Speaker 1: people are not happy with was.

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Speaker 2: They knew because they know in their hearts, because they

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Speaker 3: That's the devil's word right there.

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Speaker 2: That's what it is.

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Speaker 4: That's not what the Lord has.

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Speaker 3: No Lord has made at all.

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Speaker 1: Please gerk Landa's Oh my god.

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Speaker 10: So I I love D'Angelo Like that's the top tier.

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Speaker 4: You heard it here first.

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Speaker 10: It is what it is you put out in title

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Speaker 10: I would. I grew up Seven Day Adventures. I don't

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Speaker 12: Oh, ship wasn't for that. Look, guy, get it. Religion

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Speaker 12: is everybody gets one.

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Speaker 1: But come on, yeah, we're we're wooing, yeah for seventh.

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Speaker 3: We We're wooing for black juice. That's all it is.

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Speaker 1: I'm all for it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: The sun goes down on her Friday night, I can't

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Speaker 1: It's a good time to woo Don't eat meat.

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Speaker 2: You don't believe in the New Covenants?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's because D'Angelo showed too much meat,

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Speaker 4: Would you say that this is a seventh day animist theory?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I think this is Christians worldwide.

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Speaker 2: What brought this song? Because I also believe this? Yeah,

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Speaker 10: About how So there was this series of DVD called

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Speaker 3: Oh no, the Seven Day Half and She's something you

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Speaker 3: woo for?

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Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, it was okay. So I want to say

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Speaker 10: so it was just a dude who was a pastor

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Speaker 3: Know, chair in front, like chair backwards or whatever.

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Speaker 2: It's oh yeah, yeah, yeah, time to talk about.

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, you know AIGs is a devil's word.

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Speaker 3: So everybody was like, oh, this is a little weird

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Speaker 3: Oh you don't think that, No, no, no, no.

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00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 4: Not at all.

447
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 3: I think he has a beautiful voice.

448
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 10: And then everybody was like comparing his beautiful voice to

449
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,360
Speaker 10: like Satan being like the Minister of music in heaven.

450
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 1: Or that he truly was just serenading us so effectively

451
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: that we were like, that's gotta be he was trying

452
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 1: to break up our family. Yeah, well, obviously you're the

453
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: pro in this city. You think he's a fucking devil? No,

454
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: are you kidding?

455
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 3: Why would he be the devil?

456
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 2: Why weren't the devil look like that? Your devil?

457
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 3: Like, listen.

458
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 2: The fuck damn? That was a pretty decent point.

459
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

460
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 4: I wasn't ready for that, I'll say this.

461
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: There was a point where I found out how all

462
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: the Angelo was, Yeah, and that fucked me. He's like

463
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: five six yeah, thank god?

464
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 3: Real?

465
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, the Angelo is like almost creepy, small almost

466
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: you can almost say he's goat like Yeah.

467
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 10: So, whichever way you look at it, the greatest of

468
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 10: all time or demon child does.

469
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: Is either the greatest of all time or his knees

470
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: been backwards and it's hard, it's hard to know right now.

471
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, like this, I don't want my Angelo.

472
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 2: He's a little fella and he's a little guy. This

473
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 2: is and that that's a whole different thing. That did

474
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 2: make me feel like he's just a little guy who

475
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: does all naked.

476
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is trickery.

477
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you you.

478
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: Made a deal. And that's where I think I'm different.

479
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: I don't believe he's the devil. I believe he's he made.

480
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: I think he's a subscriber.

481
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, absolutely. In the v B Illuminatio, I think.

482
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 3: I don't think.

483
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 4: I don't think that he has a little bit.

484
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 3: I don't think he does.

485
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's just like state California.

486
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's going good for it.

487
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 10: No, But like in the tape, they like looked at

488
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 10: the V cut and they're just like, this is the.

489
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 3: Triangle right here. It's like, yo, this is kind of weird.

490
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 2: It's like, no, that nigga just worked hard.

491
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 3: It just worked hard.

492
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 4: He just did a lot of us.

493
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 3: I don't get gutters too, like just go No.

494
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 2: I think it's genetics, okay, because he's the town one.

495
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 2: Oh right right, right's you ever seen any video of

496
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 2: Tiangelo in a gym, were doing anything healthy? You won't

497
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 2: ever seen him smoke black and mild. You never even

498
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 2: heard him talk about working out one time.

499
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: And I more to that point, I will say that

500
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: he disappeared ten years right, like ten fifteen years. Yeah,

501
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: because he became a crackhead.

502
00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken.

503
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 3: He was a crackhead during voodoo. That's why his voice

504
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 3: is so good.

505
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 2: That's where he's got the muss.

506
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so he got off crack, which is why

507
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: he came back very musical.

508
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 13: It is.

509
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 3: Extremely music. It is it is. Don't do that to me.

510
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 4: You remember DMX, Yeah, absolutely.

511
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: Happened. I made my.

512
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 4: Piece with it. I like the DMX smoke crack.

513
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 2: I think it's cool.

514
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 4: I think a bunch of kids that he could have raised.

515
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 3: Disagree.

516
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 2: No, all right, you might. You might be you didn't

517
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 2: see that beautiful video. Okay, okay, you might be the

518
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 2: devil that was terrible.

519
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 4: We'll cut that out.

520
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 3: No, we won't.

521
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 2: They watching it live.

522
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't need the rough riders showing up outside my mouth.

523
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 4: I heard what you said.

524
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 3: Why is everybody that loved I heard.

525
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 2: What you said?

526
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: Motherfucker, that's a dragon joke. He talked fast the opposite.

527
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 2: If you ain't gonna listen, then get the fuck out.

528
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 2: But I do want to say it makes me sad

529
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 2: that you guys don't believe that. I still think he's

530
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 2: the devil for sure. That's my Devil's braids are a

531
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 2: little loose.

532
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 14: Okay, just like a little dude.

533
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: Okay, because we I I I'm.

534
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 2: Curious about this. If he's a loose braided devil just

535
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 2: out in the world.

536
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 3: Probably I've got a loose braided crackhead out.

537
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 4: I don't know. Don't do that to the devil.

538
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: Wait, but I have to know if if DeAngelo is

539
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: in fact the devil, if he's if he's beels above

540
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: as as you're suggesting, is this motherfucker? What's his goal?

541
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: What do you What does he want?

542
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 2: Bitches? That's what.

543
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 3: I didn't want to say it, but I feel like

544
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 3: that's his goal.

545
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

546
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just trying to get ship wet.

547
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 9: But he I don't know what to tell you.

548
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 2: He saw the video, nothing else happened. He just spun

549
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 2: around making it wet. Yeah, it's clear what's on his mind.

550
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: Right, So we maybe we've overcomplicated the devil. I think

551
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: maybe as a as a society, we've made the devil

552
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: into this like mastermind, yeah, fucking like evil enterprise, and

553
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: it's more just a motherfucker.

554
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 2: He wants to smoke, crack, have some loose braids, wear.

555
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 4: A big, old heavy leather coat.

556
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 2: For some reason, he seems like he has unc jewelry.

557
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 10: He does have jewelry, and I think that the coat

558
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 10: is to hide like a tail or somethhit.

559
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 2: Here's a theory. They cut it off right here because

560
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 2: he had the goat bar.

561
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 3: He has a go botty.

562
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 10: I mean, I'm looking at this picture right now, and

563
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 10: there's no way to tell if he doesn't have goat.

564
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: And if you read the Lion the Witch in the wardrobe, yeah,

565
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: the hair don't start at the belly button.

566
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 4: We go it's like around the thigh meat. So that

567
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 4: actually makes sense.

568
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: That's right, show us your thighs, D'Angelo, you know, the goat, motherfucker.

569
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: Because here's what I figured. This is a world class video.

570
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 2: They had a photographer taking pictures on set. Not one

571
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 2: D'Angelo meat picture leaked. Every whoa that's one of the

572
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 2: most wanted everybody wants to see that meat.

573
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 4: That's one of the most sought after meat.

574
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's top tier meat.

575
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 2: That's top tier meat.

576
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 3: I've made all of seven day a venice vegetarian.

577
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 4: I looked at me right now.

578
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 2: I would look at it, but not one pic ever

579
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 2: snuck out from that set.

580
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: Now you gotta go, you gotta yeah, and I think

581
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: goats their shit go up in their body and then

582
00:32:58,640 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: come back out.

583
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 4: So well, there was no dick there. Well I think

584
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 4: we did it, Garrett.

585
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did it. We got there.

586
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 2: One more time for Greg Bernard.

587
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 4: Everybody.

588
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, dude, I got all right, let's keep this

589
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: this fucking party going. We we we're gonna play a game.

590
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: And this is an this is exciting. We have another

591
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: guest more importantly, and she's she's fucking phenomenal. She she

592
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: I told her this this morning. She actually is, uh

593
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: maybe one of the more uh.

594
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 2: Infamous guests we've ever had on the show.

595
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 4: She got it.

596
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: She was talking crazy on the podcast.

597
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 4: And we we couldn't get enough of it.

598
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: And she's so fucking funny and she she's she's been

599
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: on Comedy Central. She she wrote and was in the

600
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: new Amy Schumer uh Show on on Hulu.

601
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 4: She's fucking great.

602
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: Give it up for Sydney Washington.

603
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 15: Yeah.

604
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 16: Where should I sit? I don't know? I don't know no.

605
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 3: Where should I?

606
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 2: Y'all tell me wherein?

607
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 4: Tell you what's your instincts?

608
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 2: Tell you I'm gonna sit here.

609
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit here.

610
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 5: I can't be next to that butterscotch.

611
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 16: Devil over there because the things you said about our

612
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 16: king who has abs.

613
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 5: There we go, but he has got appened sight on

614
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 5: this table.

615
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 3: Dare you?

616
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: I was respectful the whole No you were not, sat

617
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: No you were not.

618
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: I said, I respect the devil. I think it's cool

619
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 2: he smokes crack.

620
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 16: Oh DiAngelo did was hit every note and work out

621
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 16: a little bit.

622
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 4: I don't know about the working out, but he did.

623
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 5: It was working out.

624
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 4: Do you think that the agelo does sit up?

625
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 5: Yes, well maybe not now, but he did for that.

626
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 4: Yes, I think it was God.

627
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: Do you think he do you think it was like

628
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: when when you have abs when you're like eighteen?

629
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 2: Yeah you I'm a buff cousin who just smokes me

630
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:12,399
Speaker 2: the wee four I can think of right now? God,

631
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 2: body nothing to deserve it, Eat all the pork.

632
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 5: That sounds like a hot cousin.

633
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 2: You're a beautiful thing.

634
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 5: Oh y'all, don't y'all don't think cousins are hot. Okay,

635
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 5: it's not.

636
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 3: My crowd asked.

637
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 5: Cousins probably got lazy.

638
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, a.

639
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:39,240
Speaker 4: Bunch of fat cousins with weird limbs, Yeah, sticky legs.

640
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 4: Sidney Sidney. We we've invited.

641
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: You here, number one, because we love you so much,

642
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 1: but number two, shut.

643
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 4: The fuck up.

644
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 5: He invited me here because he wanted to start some ship.

645
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 4: Well that's he's kind of the Yeah.

646
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: But we we actually have a game that we want

647
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: to play with you that we're happy you're going to

648
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: be participating in.

649
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 2: And it's a little game that.

650
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: Are one of our producers, one of our finest producers,

651
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: Olivia Yes.

652
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 2: Shout out Olivia.

653
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: Producer Olivia Yay came up with herself a little game

654
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: called did I Q that say it?

655
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 2: In the voice?

656
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: Did I Q that?

657
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 2: Did I do good?

658
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 4: All right?

659
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 16: And this is why that man is booked over there,

660
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 16: that he nailed it.

661
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: Range The way this is gonna work is we actually

662
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 1: are are going to take some questions that we got

663
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: from the live stream, and we're also going to be

664
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: talking to you the audience. If you guys have some questions,

665
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 1: we're gonna take some questions from y'all, and Sydney, you're

666
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: gonna help us answer these questions that they may have.

667
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 5: Don't make it weird, y'all.

668
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 2: Should we start with the.

669
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 4: Let's start with the audience question. Oh, start with the

670
00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 4: audience questions.

671
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, okay, are there any audience members we're opening

672
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: up the floor that have in specifically conspiracy theory questions,

673
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 1: not necessarily stuff for David and I.

674
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 2: If it's like a would you use for soap?

675
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up.

676
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 2: No, that's what we want.

677
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 5: That's what.

678
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 3: That's a real killing.

679
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 17: More.

680
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 1: If you have a conspiracy theory question, we would love

681
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: to hear from you.

682
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 4: Any raise your hands, stand up.

683
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: I don't know.

684
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh this is exciting.

685
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:35,439
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, everybody do you so that's how they

686
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 4: get you.

687
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,280
Speaker 1: Do you believe in pizzagate?

688
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 4: You're you're absolutely known.

689
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: No, nothing, not not even one boy was down in

690
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: that basement.

691
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: I think there was a boy down in that basement

692
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 2: enjoying the sice of pepperoni. I don't think anything else.

693
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 16: I want to know what kind of pizza, Papa John

694
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 16: Pete the hut?

695
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 1: Oh you know what it's it's it's what is it?

696
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: It's comet pizza? It go ping?

697
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 2: Is that what it is? Oh?

698
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: Ship Comet ping pong pizza.

699
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 5: You delivered. The pizza.

700
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 3: Is right on.

701
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 4: This motherfucker's on the list.

702
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 2: Wait do you believe in pizzagate?

703
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: Wow? Tell us more. What mm hmm, well, that's what

704
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: it will to be clear.

705
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 2: For the people at home can't tell. She's doing a

706
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 2: lot of this. I don't really know what it means,

707
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 2: but she seems sure.

708
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: For those that are unfamiliar with pizza Gate, the suggestion

709
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: is is that this very specific pizza restaurant.

710
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 2: Apparently Pizza Straw and back.

711
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: Uh, this restaurant was was essentially housing sex slaves, child

712
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: sex slaves in their basement. It was being used as

713
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: a space to be able to like move a boy

714
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: from here to there, or a lady from here, a

715
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: girl from here to there kind of thing. And people

716
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: would I guess sometimes them in the basement. I'm not sure.

717
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe David, you should explain it, because somehow.

718
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,240
Speaker 4: I would rather pick.

719
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 16: It's funnier When David says, I didn't like that at all.

720
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 5: Oh gro serious, like a documentary.

721
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 2: I worked so hard.

722
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 4: The devil's job is never done. I would have taken

723
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 4: another question.

724
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you seem like you.

725
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 4: Won't have one about children. We'll decide if it's fun.

726
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 5: I like this confidence he has no keep going.

727
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 2: Well, sir, that's true.

728
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:30,280
Speaker 15: I can't say that I agree with that, sir, panagree,

729
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 15: so you're wrong, or maybe I'm not doing it enough?

730
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 3: How many times you gotta do it?

731
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 5: Because I will say I lay there a lot, but

732
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 5: you know.

733
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,319
Speaker 4: I'm trying to.

734
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: Stay on a weekly Sydney thought it happens if you

735
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 2: get aid out.

736
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: She's been trying to grow a thick mustache.

737
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 3: My god, shut up.

738
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.

739
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 2: Probably, yeah, I think that I only want dress with

740
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 2: juices and berries from the shore Us.

741
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 4: And you know what's crazy?

742
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: This whole time, I thought you meant like strawberry juice,

743
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: but you're like, no.

744
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 4: Pussy juice.

745
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 2: I think that I'm off for it because I think

746
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 2: everybody should put their mouths on everybody's everything.

747
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:35,919
Speaker 1: And I think I couldn't agree with David Moore. I

748
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: think that that whether or not it's true, it's a

749
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: beautiful thing that we should have been encouraging young men

750
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: to eat some pussy as early as possible. I agree

751
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:54,720
Speaker 1: with that, and I become president, it will be mandatory.

752
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.

753
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 4: About your orientation.

754
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: But also turned into a fascist somehow for eating pussy.

755
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 2: I will say, I'll to all the young men, but

756
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 2: wash your face after you. Don't you think it's gonna

757
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 2: be funny because you show up to your friend's Thanksgiving,

758
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 2: have it not?

759
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 3: Wait?

760
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 16: Hold on, hold on you saying for them to wash

761
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 16: their face, but like women are just supposed to put

762
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 16: sperm on their face.

763
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 2: I think you should watch it too.

764
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,760
Speaker 4: I think I think. I don't think you leave it on.

765
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: It's like, well, it's it's like a condition you rint

766
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: and repeat.

767
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 16: Y'all don't even eat vegetables, so why the hell would

768
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 16: your sperm be helping it?

769
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 2: Because I'm fo I fall this pussy.

770
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 4: I couldn't possibly eat anymore.

771
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 2: I can't have another bite.

772
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I can't.

773
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 2: You know, what should we do? One more? One more

774
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 2: question from the audience.

775
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 5: Wait, I think I should get two more because the gate.

776
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 2: Really I wasn't ready.

777
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: For this, gentleman here is moment holding his hand up.

778
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 1: Don't get shy, motherfuckers say it?

779
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 3: WHOA?

780
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 2: So this has come up and multiple haircuts I've had

781
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 2: in the last morning, Yeah, I don't.

782
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 4: I think she's just a nice girl from New York.

783
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 16: Absolutely all of the nice girls that I know are

784
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 16: from the Bronx, So yes, she's one of the good ones,

785
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 16: for sure.

786
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 2: This guy at my Barbershop was saying, she does always

787
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,760
Speaker 2: seem like she's reading from a script, Like whenever she talks,

788
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 2: it's very like she doesn't have Her motions are very robotic.

789
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 5: Social anxiety, and it happens you.

790
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 3: Think she's just ani he is anxious.

791
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: I'll say this, I think Ice Spice reminds me a

792
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: little bit of like the movie Cop in the Half.

793
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 4: Y'all seen that Cow and a half.

794
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: It's a it's a Burt Reynolds film with a little

795
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 1: black boy that he has to take care of and

796
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: teach to be a police officer. And the boy is

797
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: not a good actor, and he doesn't make eye contact

798
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: with Bert half the time when he's talking, and he

799
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: kind of looks in the camera a lot, and shit,

800
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: it's a fucking garbage acting.

801
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 4: But boy, is it charming to watch?

802
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 5: Is this on TV?

803
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

804
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 2: And I think Ice Spice is kind of like that.

805
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: It's kind of like when you go to your niece's

806
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 1: recital and you're like, she can't dance, but good for you, baby.

807
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 4: You're doing it.

808
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 2: I like that.

809
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 4: That's rude.

810
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 16: How can you lose when you already when you already

811
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 16: that that's a bar. Okay, she's here for the girl.

812
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: You like, you like, give me that new ice spice immediately, I'm.

813
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 4: Not like put it on.

814
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it.

815
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: You know, Diana, anybody munch not one time.

816
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 4: You never said that.

817
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: I probably have said it to my wife a million times,

818
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: but but it was being being silly. I don't I

819
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: don't genuinely be like, I think she's invented something that

820
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: I'm I want to be on board with. Bro.

821
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:36,959
Speaker 18: Yeah, yes, that's what this podcast is about.

822
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 4: Yes.

823
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 16: So wait, if I Spice is an industry plant, what

824
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 16: about soldier boy? I think he was definitely you a

825
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 16: man at home like that is.

826
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 2: He's I mean, he's he's a robot set back in

827
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:53,439
Speaker 2: time for the future to warn us some things to come.

828
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 2: Obviously he's a spaceman, which I will.

829
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: Say, take comfort because the future is silly.

830
00:45:59,560 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 3: It is.

831
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 4: If you thought it was gonna be an apocalypse, it's not.

832
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: It's just a bunch of soldier boys running around.

833
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 4: That's cool.

834
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think I Spice is an

835
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 2: industry plant. I think that she is a new thing.

836
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 2: So they're trying to find a way to control her.

837
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 2: And I think that it happened kind of fast, so

838
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 2: it's easy to think that. But I think that she

839
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 2: is just a girl from the Bronx who loves volleyball

840
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: and curly hair.

841
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't think she's a plan.

842
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 2: I just think.

843
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: We we we can't figure out why we like this.

844
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 2: I can think the one reason that Terry Crews wouldn't

845
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 2: be into.

846
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:43,760
Speaker 4: Final thoughts.

847
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 16: I think she just represents like the audience that we

848
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 16: have right now. They want something fast, fashion, and she's she's.

849
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 2: Giving him people what they want.

850
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 5: You don't like her, I do like her. I do

851
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 5: like her.

852
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 2: She don't think it's built to last. No, it's a

853
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 2: fashion no address of a person.

854
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 5: I didn't say that, you did you?

855
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 19: Misogynistic, light skinned king?

856
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 5: Don't put that on me, not on this episode.

857
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: I didn't say that.

858
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 16: I don't need the Ices to come after me if

859
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 16: they're not gonna have my.

860
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 4: Back home with ye? Should we let's.

861
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 5: Do one more because we got an end on a

862
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 5: on a pop please?

863
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 2: Yes? Right here? Yeah?

864
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 4: Oh, this new crop is aliens for sure? We out

865
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 4: of here.

866
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: This has been the first time where I felt very

867
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: legitimately confident that it's aliens, in part because they keep

868
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 1: telling us it's China. Whereas like when they before, they

869
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 1: never put a name on shit. They were just like, hey,

870
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: there's balloons up there.

871
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, the flying saucer had no country.

872
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: Yeah they're not like those are Chinese saucers. You can

873
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 1: tell because they were white and you can't touch them.

874
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 2: It's holidays.

875
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 16: You really think the UFO, You really think the Aliens

876
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 16: is coming down here to look at the trash like

877
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 16: you really think they spending a time just being so

878
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,919
Speaker 16: advanced to come down there and see the Chick fil

879
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 16: A and the Polynesian.

880
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 5: Sauce and the dances. You really think they're spending their time.

881
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 2: I've gone so far out of my way to get

882
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 2: the Polydesian sauce.

883
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 17: So.

884
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasted you. I think aliens treat us like

885
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: we treat car accidents. I think they just be in

886
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,720
Speaker 1: space driving and ship and they be like, oh ship,

887
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: look at that.

888
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 4: Fuck whoa come on, y'all.

889
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: Fuck, that's crazy. I hope they are right. No, they

890
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: know more facts and they're laughing at us. They are laughing.

891
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 4: They sent the soldier boy, but we would not listen.

892
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: All right, we we we've taken a bunch of time,

893
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: but we do want to get at least one question

894
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: from the from the live stream.

895
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 2: We have.

896
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 1: We have questions from the live stream that got submitted,

897
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 1: and we have one question in particular that we got

898
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: excited about. So uh, the question is from the live

899
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: stream on moment dot co is can you get cancer

900
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: eating now in later?

901
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 4: Candid fun.

902
00:49:50,800 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, this feels like everybody's in agreement, Sidney, where you at.

903
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 5: First of all, I was raised on now later, and

904
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 5: I'm just fine.

905
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 3: I don't have cancer.

906
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 16: I'm missing a tooth, but like, I'm good, that's true.

907
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 16: I can't smile on this side, but I'm good.

908
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 2: That's because you have that strong, strong, dark skinned constitution.

909
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 20: What the hell?

910
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm drawing a line writing and said, I don't

911
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 4: give a fuck.

912
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm supposed to respond to that,

913
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,720
Speaker 1: to be I know she doesn't.

914
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 2: It's just a violence that aftertaste is bad though. It

915
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 2: tastes it tastes like chemicals and cancer. Yeah, you know

916
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 2: what it tastes like. It tastes like chemicals that they

917
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 2: didn't finish mixing. You know, they just had like leftover

918
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 2: whatever chemicals that they were gonna turn into like robotuzzin,

919
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 2: and they were like put it in the now or laters.

920
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 5: No, you know what, I don't think now, laders.

921
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 16: You could get cancer from from definitely that gum fruit stripe.

922
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 5: The one that was Zebra.

923
00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 19: The flavor was so powerful, strong, it would hit you

924
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:05,479
Speaker 19: and then it's gone cancer. That's why they took it off. Damn,

925
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 19: you can't find it now. You gotta go on Amazon.

926
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 19: In the back the back of Amazon.

927
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,760
Speaker 4: Frust stripe was like free basins.

928
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 21: Yes, yes, those yeah, yeah, damn that could come. We

929
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 21: learned a lot today, We learned a lot.

930
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this was fucking great. Give it up for Sydney, Washington, everybody,

931
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: thanks good, give it up for them. The show's not over,

932
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 1: but I'm leaving. Yeah, Sydney, God, damn Washington.

933
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 4: We're really we're really getting to it tonight.

934
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 2: We're getting we're doing the Lord.

935
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 4: We're getting this ship done.

936
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: For for our final segments this evening. We we thought

937
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: it would be beautiful to bring out to get We

938
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: actually are going to play a game, and we have

939
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,919
Speaker 1: a very exciting game.

940
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 2: Do you want to introduce the game?

941
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:05,320
Speaker 16: Do you?

942
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: I forgot what it's called. I don't know that we

943
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: ever named it. Really, we just kind of have been

944
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: talking about it. We wanted to do a competition between

945
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: some of our former guests to see who who could

946
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 1: really show up as the greatest I guess conspiracy theorist

947
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: ho TEP of.

948
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 3: All time.

949
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 1: And so we thought of two guests who we love dearly,

950
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: who are phenomenal, and we're gonna make him face off.

951
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:39,240
Speaker 1: Your first guest this evening was actually the very first

952
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 1: person to ever do the podcast. He was the very

953
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: first episode and it remains one of my favorite episodes.

954
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 1: He's so goddamn funny. You know him from writing on

955
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: literally every show. I'm not going to waste time introducing

956
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: them because he's written on all of them.

957
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 4: If you like it, this nigga.

958
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: Was involved, I'm sorry, but more importantly, but more importantly

959
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: also right now is working on a goddamn Marvel movie.

960
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 4: This motherfucker is killing it.

961
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 1: Give it up for our first guest in the competition.

962
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 2: Mister yes or less than.

963
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 22: Yeah?

964
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 2: Hell yeah? You see what is that?

965
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 3: He picked?

966
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 17: Though?

967
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: Right?

968
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 2: No, no.

969
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 5: B because.

970
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 3: Like there's this thing. Number one, Colorism is a problem.

971
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 3: I've been saying for light skin people.

972
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 2: Where Jack cut the cut the stream, it looks cool.

973
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 2: You see a little yellow streak behind us when we run.

974
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 4: That's cool.

975
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 3: What do you see mud?

976
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 5: When these niggas are.

977
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 4: You get two of them together, you see what happens?

978
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just two.

979
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 2: You want a world of this? Is this how you

980
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 2: want to live?

981
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: Our next guess?

982
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 4: There's no transitions?

983
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:47,760
Speaker 2: Whatever?

984
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 4: What's the segue?

985
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:48,879
Speaker 2: Here?

986
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 1: Our next guest. She's fucking phenomenal. She's great. God damn

987
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:58,439
Speaker 1: you you know her specifically, you know her from from

988
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: the New I Carly, You know her from a bunch

989
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 1: of cool shit's she acts on every goddamn thing. But

990
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 1: specifically you probably know her best from her podcast Scam Goddess.

991
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, give it up for the hilarious Lacy mose.

992
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 2: Leg yep yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

993
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 4: Why don't why don't you sit.

994
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 3: On down over here?

995
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 20: I found this bell backstage.

996
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,439
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, so more of that dark skin?

997
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:33,280
Speaker 5: Did you do it?

998
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 11: I just needed to ring it because I have to

999
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 11: call out menageny, which is misogyny, but my version, and

1000
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 11: I just want to say, as a black queen, I

1001
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 11: should have.

1002
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 20: Been brought out first.

1003
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa.

1004
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 11: It's just very weird that Lancy you aside with your

1005
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 11: paler scammed brother indeed, and not bring me out first.

1006
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 2: You know he wrote the whole show running time, he

1007
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 2: put this whole ship together. Wow.

1008
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 4: Wow, here's what I would say.

1009
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,760
Speaker 1: Only queen I know is Queen Mary.

1010
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 20: That's a.

1011
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:25,840
Speaker 2: White prove otherwise white.

1012
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 1: I don't care what your textbooks say.

1013
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 4: White.

1014
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:33,840
Speaker 3: We have.

1015
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,359
Speaker 1: We have a very exciting game that we want.

1016
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 4: I'm excited about. I think you're going to win.

1017
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: We'll see.

1018
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 4: I believe in you.

1019
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 3: If it's reading, I'll win.

1020
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 8: You think I can't read?

1021
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 3: You think I do know.

1022
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 2: I don't think.

1023
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,879
Speaker 3: I don't know either of you can read.

1024
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 2: That's two of that. They already think they're better than us.

1025
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 4: What do you think they think about you?

1026
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,439
Speaker 20: I love y'all. I love y'all.

1027
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:11,240
Speaker 1: Hey, oh, our first game.

1028
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 2: I just realized we need like some type of a

1029
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 2: buzzer situation.

1030
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't have a but oh that bell.

1031
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:16,919
Speaker 2: Is gonna work.

1032
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: Oh, women's solving prop Yes, and they won't shut up

1033
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: about it.

1034
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 2: All right.

1035
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 5: I won't say, oh, well, I would like.

1036
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 10: To point out that ringing a bell at a black

1037
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 10: woman fifty years ago.

1038
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 3: A lot different.

1039
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:47,920
Speaker 11: What else was like, we're taking it back, Harriet Tubban

1040
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 11: is smiling on us right now because I ring the bell.

1041
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 20: Amen, we love you, Harriet.

1042
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 4: Harriet Tubban also dark as hell.

1043
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 10: Yes, that's how she was able to do as much

1044
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 10: as she did at night.

1045
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 3: You got that is objectively true.

1046
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 4: That's true.

1047
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 2: You're telling me Malcolm X wouldn't have got caught.

1048
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

1049
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 23: Do you think Amanda Seal running around at midnight.

1050
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 3: Would be as camouflage? Do you think Ice Spice.

1051
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 2: At one in the morning.

1052
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 3: Would not be glowing?

1053
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 2: She's sitting there, twirling next to the river.

1054
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 20: You thought I was free of you?

1055
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 2: Always caping for red ass Milco wowsers.

1056
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: Our first game is a little game called Alex Trebek

1057
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: Was Black?

1058
00:58:54,960 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 4: Alex Trebek Was Black. It is a it's a fun

1059
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 4: trivia game.

1060
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: David and I are going to take turns presenting trivia

1061
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: questions to you all, and and you will answer to

1062
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 1: the best of your knowledge. These are These are entry

1063
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,920
Speaker 1: level conspiracy.

1064
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 2: These are not difficult.

1065
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 1: These are not difficult, but we will we will be quizzing.

1066
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 1: I guess should we should we take turns? How are

1067
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 1: we slap the table if you have the buzz because.

1068
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 11: We can't pass this around this I think it's not okay,

1069
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 11: we're just slap.

1070
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 2: Okay a sample question. Yeah, there you go, and when

1071
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 2: you know the answers to the table. Complete this sentence.

1072
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 10: Hold on, ask a question first, do we have to

1073
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 10: do the like what is thing?

1074
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no no no A.

1075
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 4: Complete the sentence.

1076
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 5: I'm giving gifted and talented. You give it.

1077
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 2: He went to the portables.

1078
00:59:51,840 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 5: Don't listen to.

1079
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 22: What a specific reference?

1080
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 2: All right, complete this sentence cash money records taken over for.

1081
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 20: Them, the two thousands exactly.

1082
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 4: And that's how it goes. That's how it goes.

1083
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 2: That's how it goes.

1084
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.

1085
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 20: Get your risk.

1086
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 2: What you're doing this question number one? They're frail, delicate,

1087
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 2: their bones are hollowing. It's that is true, because that's

1088
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 2: not even that.

1089
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 10: It's because all we touch is money. They're not, you know, washing.

1090
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 23: Them and chicken grease all day with no in your hand.

1091
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 3: Have died from washing chitlings?

1092
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 5: No?

1093
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 20: No, I have wife for that name.

1094
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 21: Dan.

1095
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 20: I don't touch money. That's pretty dirty.

1096
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 2: I don't know that.

1097
01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 4: We're ever going to get to a question.

1098
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go the question number one. This famous

1099
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: singer is said to have given hundreds of women herpes.

1100
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 20: Who as Usher Raymond yeah got.

1101
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 1: Just to be clear, the question continues to say women herpes,

1102
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 1: including one very litigious, very large lady.

1103
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it.

1104
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I have nothing to say about that. That's

1105
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 2: one point for.

1106
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 1: Us, one point for lazy and apparently David, one point

1107
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: for all of us.

1108
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 11: I love the husher he got his. They said, what

1109
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 11: fit of the population got it with?

1110
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 5: You know what we gonna do?

1111
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a full take on herpes. What we're

1112
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 2: gonna do.

1113
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 3: How did you ring?

1114
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 2: If you don't, you didn't get it from Usher. That's true.

1115
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 4: That's the best he's got, Like good herpees. Ye, ship glows.

1116
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got that creemy hrpy. Come on, man, now

1117
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 2: it's grossy all right.

1118
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 4: So this is a little bit more difficult.

1119
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 2: This artist, who also collaborated with Chingy on the song

1120
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 2: One Call Away, originally sang the vocals as Simba in

1121
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 2: the Lion.

1122
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 10: King Jason Hayward, No, damn are you your chance for rebuttal.

1123
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 2: And you was my baby here we're.

1124
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:48,200
Speaker 10: Frong is child Michael Jackson and Jackson's American you know it?

1125
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 10: Whatever his name is, Jason Jason.

1126
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 2: Sounds like some of that light skinned So I'm a

1127
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 2: smart guy from dad.

1128
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 1: This absolutely not I never one hold on. I just went,

1129
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: I went, I just went through his I m dB.

1130
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 3: I also said his first name.

1131
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 11: That don't count. Okay, but what did you say? Almost

1132
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:22,560
Speaker 11: doesn't count? If nobody told me.

1133
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 20: I couldn't get assistance from the audience, y'all gotta make

1134
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 20: the terms is more clear.

1135
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, thank you?

1136
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,080
Speaker 20: Boot already.

1137
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 4: See dark people play with the cards? Were doubt.

1138
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 3: Those cards being other dark people?

1139
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 2: To answer? Is we?

1140
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 4: I thought I heard a zero point say something I

1141
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,640
Speaker 4: don't know. Wow, you have to win.

1142
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,360
Speaker 3: Who is Jason Hayward baseball player?

1143
01:03:58,640 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1144
01:03:59,200 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 1: All right?

1145
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 4: Way is it my turn?

1146
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 2: Okay?

1147
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 1: How many assassination attempts were made towards nineteen seventy two

1148
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 1: presidential candidate? Surely Chisholm.

1149
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 4: How many? How many?

1150
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 5: How many? Okay?

1151
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 20: A lot?

1152
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:26,120
Speaker 2: We will accept a lot? No? No, what the fuck?

1153
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 11: Oh?

1154
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Laxton?

1155
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 3: Was it not a lot?

1156
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,959
Speaker 4: You don't think they tried to kill that black woman?

1157
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 2: Enough time?

1158
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 22: Wow?

1159
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:46,440
Speaker 1: Oh they were going back to a solo podcast.

1160
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 4: I think the new format isn't really working.

1161
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:54,880
Speaker 20: That's a vallet answer.

1162
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:57,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look.

1163
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 20: Are prices writing this what I'm I'm.

1164
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 10: Just saying, like, let's let's let's okay, let's do some math.

1165
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 11: Okay, assassination which yeah, yeah, One, I mean it's a

1166
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 11: lot for anybody.

1167
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 3: God, someone tried to kill you, and so I was like,

1168
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 3: man trying to kill me.

1169
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 1: Damn God, damn.

1170
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 3: Three is like it's surely.

1171
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 2: Surely burning bridges. You don't want to be a senterer

1172
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,240
Speaker 2: everywhere you go.

1173
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 4: To kill you.

1174
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 1: I think three, that's the correct answer. Three is the

1175
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 1: correct answer.

1176
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 11: That's because three is also a lot. So I feel

1177
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:48,760
Speaker 11: like that's the time.

1178
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 3: Three is actually a few.

1179
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 4: Already said you.

1180
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 11: You know, what quantifies is a lot more, there's no

1181
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:58,960
Speaker 11: quantification is a lot.

1182
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:00,200
Speaker 4: It's all.

1183
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: I didn't disagree with it being a lot. We were

1184
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 1: looking for a specific number.

1185
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 4: Of the paper will also take too many, you know what.

1186
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 1: The answers were, all right, I think we have time

1187
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 1: for one more of these questions and then we all

1188
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 1: transition games.

1189
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,800
Speaker 2: You pick the final question.

1190
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:23,480
Speaker 1: That will determine the winner of this this this game

1191
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 1: of this game.

1192
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 2: Name I'm trying to name all for original members of

1193
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 2: Destiny's Child.

1194
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 10: I went first, Yes, Okay, we need Beyonce, Yes, Kelly.

1195
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 4: Okay, oh god, here we go, Here we go.

1196
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:06,480
Speaker 10: That's right, and god, oh my god, I cannot.

1197
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 3: O my god, what is it? Okay?

1198
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:13,840
Speaker 10: Hold on Beyonce, Kelly, LaToya lookt and the short one.

1199
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 4: Damn damn all right.

1200
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 3: I just I deserved that.

1201
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 20: I just okay, mister and the ass Man T shirt.

1202
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:23,439
Speaker 11: You are very duplicitous because I saw you cheering yos

1203
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,200
Speaker 11: and now you're cheering me on Which.

1204
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:25,760
Speaker 5: Side are you on?

1205
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:30,360
Speaker 3: Oh?

1206
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 1: Where yo?

1207
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:35,440
Speaker 4: Teeth? White kid is going crazy tonight.

1208
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:39,520
Speaker 2: You guys can't see this dude, that shirt that says

1209
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 2: ass man stand up and shoulder please.

1210
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:52,880
Speaker 3: Yay, and he ain't lying? What are you doing tonight?

1211
01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:55,200
Speaker 5: I'm going I'm going to the illusion.

1212
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 10: I was gonna wear my ass Man shirt, but it

1213
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 10: may be too much.

1214
01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:07,960
Speaker 2: What you gotta sit front road with that shirt?

1215
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:09,520
Speaker 3: The ass fan shirt that.

1216
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,280
Speaker 5: Looks like a license plate?

1217
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:17,679
Speaker 3: Yes, where are they put that shirt on? Now?

1218
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,800
Speaker 7: Can you sit next to your homie with the overall

1219
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:25,720
Speaker 7: and the undershirt that looks like a table closet the

1220
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,559
Speaker 7: Max from Saved by the Bell.

1221
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:28,880
Speaker 5: It's the fresh.

1222
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:31,799
Speaker 11: Princon Belai on the shirt. We should talking about even

1223
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:32,720
Speaker 11: one little fight and.

1224
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:34,840
Speaker 7: I love it.

1225
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:35,640
Speaker 20: I'm living for you.

1226
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:38,080
Speaker 11: So I just want to say ya, sir and I

1227
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,640
Speaker 11: are friends in backstage tonight. I'm gonna hear him out.

1228
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:42,639
Speaker 11: He told me that he like Rihanna more than Beyonce.

1229
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:46,479
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, I feel exact same way.

1230
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 3: Here's what I said. Here's what look, here's the thing.

1231
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:49,920
Speaker 2: You can hear me out.

1232
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:55,360
Speaker 10: What I said is that Rihanna objectively so this is science. Well,

1233
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 10: this is science for everyone darker than a her.

1234
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 4: She gets listening, continue.

1235
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:14,800
Speaker 10: Rihanna attitude wise, I absolutely hat. But then I also like,

1236
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:16,880
Speaker 10: and then I told lady, I was like, then I

1237
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,640
Speaker 10: watched Homecoming again right after the super Bowl. I was like,

1238
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:22,040
Speaker 10: no one can do that, you know what I'm saying.

1239
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:27,360
Speaker 10: But also Beyonce is like, You're like, the Illuminati.

1240
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:30,479
Speaker 17: Is real, Like you know what I'm saying, Like Rihanna,

1241
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:35,160
Speaker 17: Rihanna feels like, you know, like Donald Trump, like they're

1242
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:39,320
Speaker 17: the Illuminati, is.

1243
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, thank you so much. She's doing the Terry

1244
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:49,520
Speaker 2: Cruise ship. Whoa.

1245
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 1: I'll say this, Beyonce ain't gonna give you a piggyback ride.

1246
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:01,840
Speaker 1: Rihanna will, Yeah, Rihanno will give you a piggyback right pregnant.

1247
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:05,800
Speaker 4: She think it's funny, I'll.

1248
01:10:05,439 --> 01:10:06,519
Speaker 2: Give you a piggyback ride.

1249
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:08,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, she got the quads for it.

1250
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:14,960
Speaker 20: Beyonce Kelly LaToya.

1251
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:19,920
Speaker 3: That's what we like to.

1252
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:22,439
Speaker 20: Save my name.

1253
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:38,960
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I think, because we're we're running

1254
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 1: short on time, we need to go straight to the

1255
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:41,880
Speaker 1: final game.

1256
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 2: I think we gotta, we gotta. Oh yeah, we have

1257
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,880
Speaker 2: the final game and we can do maybe one of

1258
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,120
Speaker 2: the second game and then.

1259
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:56,320
Speaker 5: He's down bad. I love to help the community, so

1260
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:57,960
Speaker 5: we can this.

1261
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:02,879
Speaker 2: Okay. The secondecond game is a fun, a fun game called.

1262
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:04,759
Speaker 1: Tea versus Tamarra.

1263
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:10,080
Speaker 4: In this game, we ask you who did more for

1264
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:16,639
Speaker 4: the Black community? God? And we all know the answer

1265
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:17,280
Speaker 4: to this one.

1266
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:26,840
Speaker 2: All right, So first first, first, first tea tomorrow, who's

1267
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:27,280
Speaker 2: the first one?

1268
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:30,360
Speaker 1: The first tea in Tamarra is is who did more

1269
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:31,400
Speaker 1: for the black community?

1270
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:52,439
Speaker 4: Martin Luther King Junior or Lebron Study Think about it?

1271
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:53,479
Speaker 2: Take your time.

1272
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:55,840
Speaker 10: I had the answer, but the thing that I wanted

1273
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:59,640
Speaker 10: to say is that like, like that looks like a

1274
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,720
Speaker 10: you know, it's like a.

1275
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:04,400
Speaker 3: White person was like a nigger.

1276
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:06,960
Speaker 2: A computer was like.

1277
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,800
Speaker 4: And I stands for interested in.

1278
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 10: No, thanks, you know what, And me and Langston have

1279
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 10: actually talked about this before. He looks like there was

1280
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 10: a show on FX called Black, Black and White and

1281
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:32,439
Speaker 10: they would they would take white people and paint them

1282
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:35,679
Speaker 10: brown and they would just walk around being like, where's

1283
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:41,599
Speaker 10: my welfare chat and people are like, you're.

1284
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:43,599
Speaker 2: I'm black.

1285
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:49,800
Speaker 3: I had IV. That's not even a stereos right, that's

1286
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 3: what he looks like.

1287
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:52,280
Speaker 2: Now here's what I say.

1288
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:55,320
Speaker 3: There's actually this is a two part answer.

1289
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Martin Luther King.

1290
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,479
Speaker 3: Did a lot of talking.

1291
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:13,360
Speaker 10: Hold on, did that talking turned into action? Yes, it

1292
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:23,640
Speaker 10: absolutely did. Lebron James from a philing philanthropical standpoint, philip philanthropical.

1293
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,200
Speaker 2: What did I say? You said it?

1294
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,200
Speaker 4: We were just all in press.

1295
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:29,640
Speaker 3: Or I don't know.

1296
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:33,320
Speaker 10: I think it's just from a philanthropic no, but it's

1297
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:34,759
Speaker 10: a little tropical Yeah.

1298
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 3: That, you know what, Thank you for answering.

1299
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:43,400
Speaker 10: That feels like when uh, it sounds like when niggas

1300
01:13:43,439 --> 01:13:46,480
Speaker 10: adds to the end, like like best buyes.

1301
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:59,160
Speaker 3: Krogers. Yeah, to college, he said, philanthropical, it's a bunch of.

1302
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:02,760
Speaker 5: People didn't go to the James b was that.

1303
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:12,479
Speaker 10: So that being said, I feel like from an actual

1304
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:16,519
Speaker 10: like world changing standpoint. Yes, of course Martin Luther King

1305
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 10: has he's got the clown right, But I think from

1306
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:26,360
Speaker 10: an actual in our generation, we are actually seeing a

1307
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:30,719
Speaker 10: tangible resonance of someone's work.

1308
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:32,960
Speaker 3: I would say that it is Lebron James, not just

1309
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:33,679
Speaker 3: through school.

1310
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:35,120
Speaker 4: That's not who we're talking about.

1311
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 10: I know, But.

1312
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,439
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, those good points, here's the thing, and

1313
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:45,920
Speaker 3: this is how I wrap up my point.

1314
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:55,879
Speaker 10: If this, I know, if this nigga wasn't so terrible,

1315
01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:00,679
Speaker 10: none of this would have happened. Sure, so you actually

1316
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:05,240
Speaker 10: needed him to be as satanic as he is to

1317
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:08,839
Speaker 10: get to where we were now. Martin Luther King Senior

1318
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,240
Speaker 10: was a good guy and got his dad and got

1319
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:13,280
Speaker 10: a son, murdered.

1320
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:19,080
Speaker 2: Only one assassination attempt, just one.

1321
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:23,760
Speaker 11: Now, I just want to say the homie in the

1322
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:26,080
Speaker 11: booth like it's a fifty eight. I know y'all said

1323
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:28,439
Speaker 11: lead by nine, but it's black history, muss. So y'all

1324
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:29,360
Speaker 11: just gonna have to extend this.

1325
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:29,760
Speaker 2: A little bit.

1326
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:35,600
Speaker 20: God, go ahead and give us the reparations in the

1327
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:38,160
Speaker 20: stenon e limit. Okay, don't kick nobody out of here.

1328
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:40,840
Speaker 2: I've never spoken to a white person that way in

1329
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:41,400
Speaker 2: my life.

1330
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:44,160
Speaker 16: This is your kid.

1331
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:52,599
Speaker 2: You know your pardon.

1332
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:56,160
Speaker 20: You know when you booked them, but not the sucked

1333
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:57,160
Speaker 20: you with light skin lags.

1334
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:58,760
Speaker 2: But you know when you booked us.

1335
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,920
Speaker 1: Lord, I hope we ain't running over.

1336
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:02,600
Speaker 3: The time.

1337
01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 11: Last and talking about we only got time for one

1338
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:13,120
Speaker 11: more game we gonna finish, but I feel that.

1339
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:21,479
Speaker 3: And wait, make your candidate give her answer.

1340
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:24,120
Speaker 11: I have the quickest answer is to sing, So one

1341
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:26,479
Speaker 11: I this is what I will say. I'm gonna go

1342
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:28,680
Speaker 11: with Martin Luther King, and this is the reason why.

1343
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,880
Speaker 11: One I'm gonna point out the obvious caveat, like white

1344
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:32,840
Speaker 11: people use his quotes and they like crop down the

1345
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:35,240
Speaker 11: other stuff because it's like Martin Luther King had a

1346
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:37,120
Speaker 11: dream and it was that white people are still in

1347
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:38,040
Speaker 11: charge of everything.

1348
01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:44,439
Speaker 20: But y'all are happy, but we know that wasn't a case.

1349
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:45,320
Speaker 20: But I'm sorry.

1350
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:47,160
Speaker 11: Like I love Lebron and I think he's done a

1351
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:49,360
Speaker 11: lot for our cause because everybody loves to wash his

1352
01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:50,439
Speaker 11: ass on the basketball court.

1353
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:51,479
Speaker 5: That brings racists together.

1354
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:53,240
Speaker 11: We all hugging when he got all them points and

1355
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 11: now he's the highest score.

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01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:54,599
Speaker 20: In the league.

1357
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:59,160
Speaker 11: And man, however, Martin Luther King was doing five K's

1358
01:16:59,439 --> 01:17:05,840
Speaker 11: in church in Alabama, heat, I can I hold on?

1359
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:08,680
Speaker 11: What's the first influence? So he said, y'all put them

1360
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,559
Speaker 11: suit song? They about the hose.

1361
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:12,599
Speaker 5: I said, we're gonna be on the national news.

1362
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 3: Okay.

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01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:16,560
Speaker 16: I's how they looked down bad real quick because we

1364
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:17,280
Speaker 16: got a dream.

1365
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:19,479
Speaker 3: Okay. But I do have a retort. I have a

1366
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:20,800
Speaker 3: retire that.

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01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,040
Speaker 20: You talk for six minutes.

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01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:23,040
Speaker 5: I was counting.

1369
01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:29,000
Speaker 24: Finish, continue, So I want to finish that Marlin Luther

1370
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:31,439
Speaker 24: King with such a bad bitch that we know he

1371
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:37,440
Speaker 24: was cheating on Corretta white women, but we don't acknowledge

1372
01:17:37,479 --> 01:17:40,880
Speaker 24: that because that's how boss he was, just like how

1373
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:41,280
Speaker 24: we know that.

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01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:44,400
Speaker 11: I ain't gonna say nothing, but that other man, I

1375
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:47,200
Speaker 11: ain't gonna say nothing. So but I really think the

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01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:49,519
Speaker 11: stronger contender here is like Martin got up and he

1377
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,960
Speaker 11: gave speeches and he had the vibrado in his foret

1378
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,840
Speaker 11: said he had the sweat on his forehand, and he

1379
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:54,880
Speaker 11: got the people.

1380
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:59,200
Speaker 3: Going okay, and it was cute, okay, okay.

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01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:08,200
Speaker 10: Retort retort Lebron James six nine Martin Luther King five.

1382
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:13,639
Speaker 11: Retort Lebron James playing in the air conditioned arena, Martin

1383
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:15,479
Speaker 11: Luther King walking to Alabama heat.

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01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,040
Speaker 20: What's up?

1385
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:17,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he didn't have.

1386
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:22,879
Speaker 3: The second retorre second retort.

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01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:27,519
Speaker 10: Lebron James being taller means that it was actually hotter

1388
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:34,240
Speaker 10: for him. Third, here's here's here's how I'm gonna play this,

1389
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,200
Speaker 10: and then we'll and then I promise I will move on.

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01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:41,280
Speaker 10: If Martin Luther King, if Martin Luther, if Martin Luther

1391
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:43,320
Speaker 10: King hit you up online and said, hey, I am

1392
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:45,760
Speaker 10: a five to six reverend, let's go out, you would

1393
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 10: grow up.

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01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:49,760
Speaker 3: You would throw whoa you think that.

1395
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:57,679
Speaker 2: I don't pick he was splash white women to mixed

1396
01:18:57,720 --> 01:19:00,360
Speaker 2: the civil rights Thereah, you think he was a you

1397
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:00,960
Speaker 2: up hit.

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01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:04,160
Speaker 4: He was way smoother than that. Don't do that.

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01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:14,960
Speaker 14: No, I'm wearing the cole Hans and I'm only five six.

1400
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:19,720
Speaker 13: I would be would I would love to take you

1401
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:24,280
Speaker 13: to the Magic Johnson Theater. I would be, and we

1402
01:19:24,479 --> 01:19:30,400
Speaker 13: can watch Wakanda literally forever, because my cousin is the

1403
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:33,160
Speaker 13: cashier free tickets.

1404
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:35,600
Speaker 11: I would be sitting in the front row of the

1405
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:39,040
Speaker 11: church like the first Lady ben in my coochie after

1406
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:42,639
Speaker 11: all of those speeches. Because here's the thing that Lebron

1407
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:45,240
Speaker 11: gotta do pay taxes. Mark Lula don't got to do that.

1408
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:48,280
Speaker 11: He may be short, but he closer to gold damn.

1409
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:53,160
Speaker 3: Because because he's literally in heaven.

1410
01:19:56,760 --> 01:20:01,280
Speaker 2: Be a man.

1411
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,920
Speaker 4: Wait, okay, here's here's what we have to do. This

1412
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 4: is the best thing about whole life.

1413
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:12,840
Speaker 1: We have to we we will turn this over to

1414
01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:18,040
Speaker 1: the audience because clearly we can't be unbiased in this decision, specifically.

1415
01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:19,840
Speaker 4: One we literally have skin in the game.

1416
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:25,519
Speaker 3: Can I okay, can I make one more point? Who

1417
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:26,080
Speaker 3: said no?

1418
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,000
Speaker 4: Your points they're funny?

1419
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:37,800
Speaker 10: God, Okay, I'm still making it. It's Lebron can do

1420
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:41,120
Speaker 10: everything Martin Luther King Jr.

1421
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:41,439
Speaker 2: Could do.

1422
01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:43,320
Speaker 3: Martin Luther King Jr.

1423
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,000
Speaker 2: Could do one thing Lebron.

1424
01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:48,080
Speaker 3: Can do, and that's cheat on his wife.

1425
01:20:51,439 --> 01:20:53,800
Speaker 11: Does Lebron have a statue that looks like he eating

1426
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:55,960
Speaker 11: his wife pussy your Boston? I think not.

1427
01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:57,639
Speaker 7: I think.

1428
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:17,400
Speaker 3: Counterpoint counter Here's what I'll say, you guys can stand.

1429
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,840
Speaker 2: Here's the thing I would say.

1430
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,840
Speaker 10: I would say, that's a good point, but it is

1431
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 10: a white woman's pussy, and you guys are clapping for

1432
01:21:28,439 --> 01:21:29,959
Speaker 10: the wrong thing exactly.

1433
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,320
Speaker 3: It's the woman he cheated with.

1434
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,920
Speaker 20: It's modeled after him and his wife huggain.

1435
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:41,439
Speaker 3: You guys, you can't I know the actual answer why.

1436
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,479
Speaker 3: She said it looked like.

1437
01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:49,879
Speaker 2: You about.

1438
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:54,840
Speaker 3: See how you talk to white people.

1439
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:57,640
Speaker 20: I'll tell you I love you.

1440
01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:58,639
Speaker 3: Wonder They.

1441
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:06,320
Speaker 2: Go, hey, hey, you know he ever wants you to

1442
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:07,000
Speaker 2: stop talking?

1443
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:09,760
Speaker 3: Hey, we know she ain't talking to I.

1444
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:10,640
Speaker 2: Carley like this.

1445
01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:17,240
Speaker 3: She's like, yes, Carly, yes missus, Carly.

1446
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:23,200
Speaker 4: You would My god. We have to turn this over

1447
01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:23,639
Speaker 4: to y'all.

1448
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:28,040
Speaker 1: You decide who wins this round of Tea versus Tamara

1449
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:31,400
Speaker 1: is it will will go. We'll go in the order

1450
01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:33,880
Speaker 1: that we brought him out. So it's nice and clean,

1451
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,960
Speaker 1: is it? Yazer clap if you if you cheering for

1452
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:38,880
Speaker 1: yazzer if Yaser.

1453
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:42,679
Speaker 3: One, y'all are cool? Wow, y'all are cold?

1454
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,200
Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah?

1455
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:47,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, yeah, people.

1456
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:51,080
Speaker 3: Did I not the colorism thing?

1457
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:53,920
Speaker 4: Finish the contest next?

1458
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:55,840
Speaker 2: Or is it late?

1459
01:22:56,200 --> 01:23:12,920
Speaker 22: Jemima, Man, this is terrifying.

1460
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is.

1461
01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:18,360
Speaker 4: We have one last game.

1462
01:23:18,439 --> 01:23:21,080
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it very quickly. It's it's a very

1463
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:23,120
Speaker 1: fast game. It's our most classic.

1464
01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:24,560
Speaker 3: Just for me crowd.

1465
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:31,640
Speaker 7: Ah, y'all getting no varying cancer from using all that

1466
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:32,280
Speaker 7: just for me.

1467
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:34,600
Speaker 11: I got the Instagram for the lawyers so we can

1468
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:35,400
Speaker 11: get our conversation.

1469
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:41,280
Speaker 1: Our final game, it is our most classic game on

1470
01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:49,639
Speaker 1: the podcast. It's a little game called Homemade Hotep Homemade Hotel.

1471
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:53,360
Speaker 1: The way this game works is we are going to

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01:23:53,479 --> 01:23:56,880
Speaker 1: present to you a very real fact in the world,

1473
01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:03,280
Speaker 1: a very true, very legitimate fact from the world, and

1474
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:05,160
Speaker 1: what we would like for you to do, and you'll

1475
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,280
Speaker 1: each get your turn. What we would like for you

1476
01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:10,479
Speaker 1: to do is hotep the shit out of it. Uncover

1477
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:15,200
Speaker 1: all the deep, dirty, dark racist shit underneath it, connected

1478
01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:19,080
Speaker 1: to Africa. Whatever the fuck you gotta do to make

1479
01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:23,679
Speaker 1: this as hoe tepy as possible. Everybody gets the game. Yes,

1480
01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:26,680
Speaker 1: fuck yeah, you're very real fact and Olivia, I don't know.

1481
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:29,479
Speaker 2: Is there a slide for this one? Yes, okay, hell yeah.

1482
01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:33,120
Speaker 25: A very real fact is that in a bid to

1483
01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:38,320
Speaker 25: trick some people into eating vegetables, McDonald's tinkered with science

1484
01:24:38,439 --> 01:24:41,840
Speaker 25: to create broccoli which tasted like bubble gum.

1485
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:45,439
Speaker 1: This is a very real item that McDonald's sold. At

1486
01:24:45,479 --> 01:24:49,479
Speaker 1: one point they were selling broccoli flavored like bubble gum,

1487
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:53,240
Speaker 1: and then they took it off the market. And Bory

1488
01:24:53,439 --> 01:24:53,880
Speaker 1: knows what.

1489
01:24:53,960 --> 01:25:04,920
Speaker 4: It tastes like. It flurry, so that said, I I

1490
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:07,439
Speaker 4: I you ready?

1491
01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:09,760
Speaker 2: Please? All right?

1492
01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:11,920
Speaker 20: So I'm gonna take you all down the journey a

1493
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:25,400
Speaker 20: little bit. So Old McDonald he had a farm because

1494
01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:26,320
Speaker 20: he was white.

1495
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:34,200
Speaker 3: Black people.

1496
01:25:36,439 --> 01:25:42,000
Speaker 8: A man, thank you, live in food deserts, oh ship,

1497
01:25:46,280 --> 01:25:54,960
Speaker 8: So they don't know what broccoli tastes like, yallo him.

1498
01:25:57,560 --> 01:26:01,120
Speaker 8: So when old McDonald decided to bread his form into

1499
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:04,120
Speaker 8: the black community, just like he did five g with

1500
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:05,760
Speaker 8: the coronavirus that scene.

1501
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:14,920
Speaker 4: Oh ship, and they called the Medello virus, he.

1502
01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:17,920
Speaker 5: Made it taste like bb gul.

1503
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:19,160
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1504
01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:28,240
Speaker 11: You're thinking to yourself self, why bubble gum? And I'm

1505
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:29,880
Speaker 11: gonna tell y'all why because think about it? Do this

1506
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:30,559
Speaker 11: with your mouth.

1507
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:38,759
Speaker 20: Right right right. I can't talk with you doing that, silencing.

1508
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:41,160
Speaker 5: The Negro community.

1509
01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:47,200
Speaker 19: Fun if you got bubble gum in your mouth, how

1510
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:48,000
Speaker 19: you gonna speak up?

1511
01:26:51,960 --> 01:27:00,400
Speaker 4: Fuck you god damn yoh.

1512
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:16,680
Speaker 2: Fuck mag And yeah, it's like, can you do a

1513
01:27:16,760 --> 01:27:17,599
Speaker 2: split or something.

1514
01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:20,840
Speaker 3: I'm not that.

1515
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:26,080
Speaker 4: You've better bust it open for a real Yeah, I

1516
01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:26,560
Speaker 4: don't know.

1517
01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:29,040
Speaker 2: I'll just do a poem.

1518
01:27:33,320 --> 01:27:37,679
Speaker 10: Here's this is a bit of hotel, but it's actually

1519
01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:41,560
Speaker 10: the truth deeper than this. Because I worked at McDonald's

1520
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:43,040
Speaker 10: for five and a half years.

1521
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:44,600
Speaker 2: A veteran. Yeah, so.

1522
01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:52,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, I worked from UH from UH twelve, from twelve.

1523
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:55,120
Speaker 10: To yeah, seventeen, and then I started working at Walmart.

1524
01:27:55,960 --> 01:28:08,000
Speaker 3: Anyway, shout out real hard workers. He was a creative upgrade.

1525
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:10,519
Speaker 3: Now here's the truth of the matter.

1526
01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:16,920
Speaker 10: The reason that McDonald's wanted to do the broccoli it

1527
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:20,800
Speaker 10: tastes like bubble gum, is that this happened I want

1528
01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:23,000
Speaker 10: to say, fifteen years ago, maybe a little bit longer.

1529
01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:27,439
Speaker 10: But they implemented this at the exact same time that

1530
01:28:27,560 --> 01:28:34,160
Speaker 10: the government started issuing UH directives that EBT cards could

1531
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:36,360
Speaker 10: be used in fast food restaurants.

1532
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:38,519
Speaker 2: You guys, remember I remember that, So.

1533
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,840
Speaker 3: You know we see it everywhere. Now, you see it

1534
01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:45,920
Speaker 3: at Popeye's, be it wherever or wherever. People got upset.

1535
01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:50,600
Speaker 10: Clearly McDonald's got upset because, of course EBT is a

1536
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:55,280
Speaker 10: subsidized government dollar. It means it goes nowhere for them, right,

1537
01:28:55,840 --> 01:28:59,640
Speaker 10: McDonald's doesn't matter how much money, you know, seems to

1538
01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:00,559
Speaker 10: come in for them.

1539
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:03,200
Speaker 3: A loss of a prophet is a loss of a prophet.

1540
01:29:03,439 --> 01:29:08,040
Speaker 3: Guess what doesn't cost as much is beef broccoli.

1541
01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:11,080
Speaker 10: So they were like, we can use this as a

1542
01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:14,280
Speaker 10: way to entice people and make it seem like they're

1543
01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:16,720
Speaker 10: getting healthy, right, like Michelle Obama did it with the

1544
01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:18,400
Speaker 10: pizza thing, and blah blah blah blah.

1545
01:29:18,439 --> 01:29:22,040
Speaker 2: We all we all know what it is, but we

1546
01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:23,080
Speaker 2: are a little.

1547
01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:30,519
Speaker 10: But the actual, the actual, actual truth of the matter,

1548
01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:32,000
Speaker 10: and so like, I don't at this point, I don't

1549
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:32,599
Speaker 10: care about winning.

1550
01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:35,080
Speaker 3: But the actual truth of the matter is.

1551
01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:40,080
Speaker 10: That they brought this program in because they were like,

1552
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:43,599
Speaker 10: this is a good way to get these EBT dollars

1553
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:46,400
Speaker 10: off of our profit. And what's a very cheap thing

1554
01:29:46,439 --> 01:29:49,519
Speaker 10: about it, Like broccoli is like second or third in

1555
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:53,400
Speaker 10: subsidized crops next to like corn and whatever else. So

1556
01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:59,040
Speaker 10: they not only wanted to give you a cheap vegetable

1557
01:29:59,120 --> 01:30:01,200
Speaker 10: that's cheap for them, but they also were like, the

1558
01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:06,559
Speaker 10: only way black people will eat vegetables is by making

1559
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:08,000
Speaker 10: it super sugary.

1560
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:13,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so I mean I don't I'll say this.

1561
01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:14,880
Speaker 4: Let me let me say this.

1562
01:30:15,640 --> 01:30:19,880
Speaker 1: You have a choice now, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm

1563
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:22,080
Speaker 1: going to be very clear about what your choice was.

1564
01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:27,040
Speaker 1: If Lacy did a phenomenal job, very entertaining, but this

1565
01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:28,080
Speaker 1: motherfucker's spitting.

1566
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:33,599
Speaker 20: Yeah, I remember the bias stuff fun around.

1567
01:30:36,920 --> 01:30:38,559
Speaker 2: Do you want to you want to pull the audience.

1568
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:40,800
Speaker 1: You want to see what they what they decide for

1569
01:30:40,880 --> 01:30:42,920
Speaker 1: our ultimate our ultimate winner.

1570
01:30:48,720 --> 01:30:52,040
Speaker 2: For the final game of the live My mama told

1571
01:30:52,120 --> 01:30:54,759
Speaker 2: me who is the winner? Is it Yoster Leicester?

1572
01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:05,640
Speaker 3: Okay, look already.

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01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:07,519
Speaker 10: I care.

1574
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:09,599
Speaker 2: He doesn't care. I don't care.

1575
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:11,519
Speaker 3: Wait here can I tell you I don't care?

1576
01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:13,599
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on, I really don't.

1577
01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:16,280
Speaker 10: I really don't care, And I'm gonna tell you why

1578
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:19,080
Speaker 10: because everything I said was a lie.

1579
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:24,920
Speaker 1: Thank you damn typical. I was just telling it that

1580
01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:25,519
Speaker 1: was great.

1581
01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:28,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm scared me typical, light skinned, buffoonery.

1582
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:30,920
Speaker 4: I believe buffoonery.

1583
01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:34,479
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm dancing to COVID. What am I

1584
01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:35,160
Speaker 3: supposed to do?

1585
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:39,240
Speaker 17: Or?

1586
01:31:39,439 --> 01:31:40,040
Speaker 2: Is your winner?

1587
01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:41,200
Speaker 4: Lazy Moseley?

1588
01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:50,479
Speaker 21: May I?

1589
01:31:50,840 --> 01:31:53,439
Speaker 3: May I say one? I want to say one thing.

1590
01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:58,360
Speaker 3: You want to cut the music. I just want to

1591
01:31:58,400 --> 01:32:00,760
Speaker 3: make one last No no, no, no no no. This

1592
01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:02,519
Speaker 3: has nothing to do with losing. I swear to God.

1593
01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:05,320
Speaker 10: Here's what I want to say. Here's what I want

1594
01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:08,599
Speaker 10: to say. Lacey did a phenomenal job one more time

1595
01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:09,240
Speaker 10: for real.

1596
01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:17,720
Speaker 2: I hope you do. But what I will say.

1597
01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:23,320
Speaker 7: Is that all of you with your cheering and your clapping,

1598
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:24,640
Speaker 7: and Lacey did it.

1599
01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:27,040
Speaker 3: Will not fight for.

1600
01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:32,679
Speaker 10: Black women this hard in the real world, sellout codes.

1601
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:37,240
Speaker 23: You won't do this for your bosses. If you got

1602
01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:43,679
Speaker 23: a Lacy at the office on them, will pay because

1603
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:49,719
Speaker 23: there's no stakes in this game. I'm out there fighting,

1604
01:32:50,320 --> 01:32:51,240
Speaker 23: doing the work.

1605
01:32:51,439 --> 01:32:52,599
Speaker 3: I let her win.

1606
01:32:53,520 --> 01:32:54,439
Speaker 2: Don't you get it?

1607
01:32:57,320 --> 01:33:02,639
Speaker 11: Oh no, I was would tell you said I love

1608
01:33:03,640 --> 01:33:04,840
Speaker 11: talk about some Let me.

1609
01:33:07,080 --> 01:33:07,920
Speaker 4: Rage. It will pass.

1610
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:09,439
Speaker 2: I will.

1611
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:15,000
Speaker 10: By the way, who is writing the first all black

1612
01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:16,519
Speaker 10: Marvel movie?

1613
01:33:17,120 --> 01:33:21,519
Speaker 3: Me me storry Lacy if I can.

1614
01:33:21,520 --> 01:33:21,920
Speaker 17: Make it out.

1615
01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:25,639
Speaker 4: Thank you, Walt Disney.

1616
01:33:29,240 --> 01:33:31,240
Speaker 17: By the way, I also lie because there's two black

1617
01:33:31,320 --> 01:33:32,639
Speaker 17: panthers and y'all didn't even talk.

1618
01:33:34,120 --> 01:33:39,040
Speaker 1: I like black panthers. The the winner is awarded a

1619
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:40,360
Speaker 1: very coveted item.

1620
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:43,439
Speaker 2: It is it is a we don't have a name

1621
01:33:43,520 --> 01:33:47,320
Speaker 2: of it. No, it's the it's the Coofee of Destiny.

1622
01:33:47,479 --> 01:33:51,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, Coofe of Destiny. Sure, it's not k T clock.

1623
01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:54,360
Speaker 2: And it's got a feather, and then it's got two

1624
01:33:55,520 --> 01:33:57,879
Speaker 2: free two piece signature chicken popeyes.

1625
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:00,759
Speaker 3: Wow, the feather.

1626
01:34:02,080 --> 01:34:03,680
Speaker 11: I'm gonna put something hot on that. But I do

1627
01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:06,000
Speaker 11: need somebody to sing, she's your queen to be as

1628
01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:07,160
Speaker 11: you put it on my head.

1629
01:34:08,280 --> 01:34:17,240
Speaker 10: You Oh my god, you guys sound every nigga in

1630
01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:19,120
Speaker 10: here sounds like they're like I went to college.

1631
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:22,120
Speaker 3: They all have that attitude.

1632
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:26,720
Speaker 2: That's our fan base. God, we're just We're just a

1633
01:34:26,760 --> 01:34:27,639
Speaker 2: bunch of people who.

1634
01:34:27,560 --> 01:34:36,880
Speaker 3: Are a quick exceptance. Literally disgusting, Doctor Umar.

1635
01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:45,720
Speaker 11: I also would like to think, what is her name? No, no, no, no, no, no,

1636
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:49,040
Speaker 11: you know who'm talking about. But the more ratchet one

1637
01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:51,200
Speaker 11: Summer Walker.

1638
01:34:53,120 --> 01:34:54,400
Speaker 4: Wow, that's good.

1639
01:34:55,880 --> 01:34:58,280
Speaker 3: That was a white person that told you that. A

1640
01:34:58,400 --> 01:34:59,960
Speaker 3: white person just gave you that answer.

1641
01:35:04,439 --> 01:35:05,439
Speaker 2: It's summer Summer.

1642
01:35:05,640 --> 01:35:17,080
Speaker 3: The girl only Keith Stanfield, that's shaw. Okay, okay, we

1643
01:35:17,560 --> 01:35:18,080
Speaker 3: have to go.

1644
01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:24,439
Speaker 1: This has been This has truly been one of the

1645
01:35:24,520 --> 01:35:30,320
Speaker 1: most amazing ways we could have imagined fun. We we

1646
01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:32,880
Speaker 1: first and foremost want to thank our guests. We want

1647
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:35,360
Speaker 1: to thank yes or Leicester. We want to thank Lady.

1648
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:42,040
Speaker 1: We want to thank Bernard. We want to thank Sydney Washington.

1649
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:47,760
Speaker 3: They were just killed by the cops outside, that's why

1650
01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:48,160
Speaker 3: they had.

1651
01:35:48,120 --> 01:35:48,680
Speaker 2: Come back out.

1652
01:35:50,439 --> 01:35:53,720
Speaker 1: And more importantly, we want to thank our producers who

1653
01:35:54,160 --> 01:35:56,160
Speaker 1: make this possible every single week.

1654
01:35:56,360 --> 01:35:57,719
Speaker 3: Bill Cosby, Bill.

1655
01:35:57,640 --> 01:36:02,439
Speaker 1: Cosby, Woody buddy, thanks for keeping one eye open and

1656
01:36:02,600 --> 01:36:04,559
Speaker 1: working on the podcast praise song.

1657
01:36:07,720 --> 01:36:09,680
Speaker 4: We wanna, we want to thank, We want to thank

1658
01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:10,439
Speaker 4: Hans Sani.

1659
01:36:10,520 --> 01:36:11,200
Speaker 2: We want to thank.

1660
01:36:11,080 --> 01:36:16,719
Speaker 1: Olivia Aguilar with Justin Smith, Justin Smith, our editor.

1661
01:36:17,720 --> 01:36:18,160
Speaker 2: We wanted.

1662
01:36:18,360 --> 01:36:21,519
Speaker 1: We want to thank Marlin Cooley for being here.

1663
01:36:21,439 --> 01:36:26,080
Speaker 2: And doing the Mama Boy. And we want to thank iHeart.

1664
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:29,080
Speaker 1: We want to thank uh A moment dot co for

1665
01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:32,080
Speaker 1: for live streaming this motherfucker. And thank you to our

1666
01:36:32,400 --> 01:36:36,400
Speaker 1: our white benefactor, Will Ferrell for whatever he does.

1667
01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:46,200
Speaker 4: You know, I'm at ty Will Ferrell. All right, bye

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01:36:46,240 --> 01:36:46,519
Speaker 4: bitch