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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glizer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the the show. It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: We're doing two a week. Guys. I hope you you

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Speaker 1: like that. Um, we love it. It's a perfect medium.

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Speaker 1: It's not one a week, it's not four a week.

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Speaker 1: It's two a week. How do you guys feel about that? Um?

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Speaker 1: Anya and Noah are here. It's good. It's a good amount,

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Speaker 1: right to a week. DOGI dodgy dodgy. So Anya has

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Speaker 1: been watching a lot of Love is Blind Brazil and

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Speaker 1: that is the Um that's how I think. That's how

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Speaker 1: Portuguese sounds to me. They say dodgy, dodgy, Ugi, dodgy, doggy,

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Speaker 1: dodgy a lot, and Um I got into watching Love

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Speaker 1: is Blind Brazil, and UM, yeah, it's they don't say

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Speaker 1: as much as I thought. I forget. I remember was

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Speaker 1: the the movie Citizen four, Remember that movie about Um

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Speaker 1: Edwards and one of the journalists in it, Glenn Greenwald,

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Speaker 1: is Portuguese and was talking and I was like, there's

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Speaker 1: so many dogs. And then that's where I formulated that

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Speaker 1: um stereotype. And then it's not but Portuguese is a

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Speaker 1: beautiful language. I've been watching Love Is Blind Brazil on

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Speaker 1: you Have you watched new episodes or that? Have they

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Speaker 1: come out? I think they're coming out tomorrow, the last ones. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I might not even finish the show because I don't.

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Speaker 1: So the reason that I don't feel like i'll watch

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Speaker 1: new ones is because I don't care, like you know,

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Speaker 1: like they If they would have just recent leased them all,

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Speaker 1: I would have probably gone right into the I would

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Speaker 1: have watched them all. But this like sparingly handing them out,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the right move Netflix. I've

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Speaker 1: already lost interest in everyone halfway through watching Love is

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Speaker 1: Blind Brazil, having to pay ardent attention to all of

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Speaker 1: the subtitles because you cannot be on your phone watching

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Speaker 1: the show because there's a dooges and you don't know

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Speaker 1: what any of it is. And you don't realize how

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Speaker 1: much you watch these reality shows like half Asked until

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Speaker 1: they take away the language that you speak. And then

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Speaker 1: I had the subtitles up, and so i'd have to

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Speaker 1: pause it and go back, and you know, you would

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Speaker 1: just be some worthless information like she just said, like

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Speaker 1: her favorite color is green or something, and I had

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Speaker 1: to go back and be like, what got what got

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Speaker 1: miscommunicated here? So then I switched over to English dub

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Speaker 1: over and that changed everything, except you know, it takes

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Speaker 1: away their voices in Portuguese are kind of muted. You

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Speaker 1: can still hear it, but it takes away from it

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Speaker 1: a little bit to have like different voices of the actors.

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Speaker 1: Are they pretty effective or is it like effective? I

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Speaker 1: thought it would be like you know, um anime dub

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Speaker 1: where it's just like so not with the matt like

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Speaker 1: it's it's overacting or something. But it was furious at him. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: exactly it was, But I don't know it's I was

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Speaker 1: wrong too it because on the girl's chat you were

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Speaker 1: telling us that you loved it because you could see

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Speaker 1: the differences in what different cultures were like into and

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Speaker 1: what they celebrated and how they communicated versus watching Love

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Speaker 1: is Blind American, Like, what what did you find? And

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Speaker 1: let me just see if I co sign on that. Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, a lot of the women are tattooed

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Speaker 1: and and guys seem to love it. Yeah, they have

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Speaker 1: like some girls have like chess tattoos. Remember the Bigger Girl,

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Speaker 1: she had a lot of tattoos like towards so chest

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Speaker 1: some arms. Girls. No, once they get into their swimsuits,

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Speaker 1: you'll see, oh yeah, we haven't gotten the swimsuits because

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Speaker 1: they went on their honeymoon. They're like post engagement honeymoon

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Speaker 1: to the Amazon rainforest and which we didn't tell you.

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Speaker 1: If you want to see the weirdest okay, everyone has

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Speaker 1: to watch us. Go watch Love Is Blind Brazil. I

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Speaker 1: wish I had the minute mark when they tell these

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Speaker 1: people who are from Brazil that they are going to

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Speaker 1: be spending their engagement honeymoon. You know, after they get engaged,

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Speaker 1: they're going to go off on vacation to test the waters.

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Speaker 1: And they tell them it's going to be in the

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Speaker 1: Amazon rainforest in Brazil, by the way, and they are

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Speaker 1: around the clues. They're fucking minds. I've never it was

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Speaker 1: to go to space, because I would say just people,

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Speaker 1: it's three of us that want to be equivalent of

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Speaker 1: the confusion I feel watching The Bachelor Bachelor I whenever

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Speaker 1: they reveal they're going to take them on a helicopter

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Speaker 1: ride They're like screaming, who is excited to take a helicopter?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've taken one before, and I just go,

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Speaker 1: Should I get a picture before I die? Like? Should

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Speaker 1: I get Am I in a good enough condition right now?

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Speaker 1: Do I look cute enough that this can be the

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Speaker 1: final photo that runs on Daily Mail tomorrow and gets

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Speaker 1: pushed down to like the twentie story after everyone gets

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Speaker 1: over my death? But so is it romantic to be

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Speaker 1: in the loudest mode of transport ever with? It's like

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Speaker 1: being in the club, Dude, you can't talk. That's why

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Speaker 1: clubs are great. There's no communication, it's all body language.

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Speaker 1: You gotta get real close to each other to talk.

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Speaker 1: I was wondered why clubs are so fucking loud, and

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Speaker 1: it's because people got to get up in each other's

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Speaker 1: ears too. There's intimacy locked into like communicating in the

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Speaker 1: in there has anything interesting to say anyways, Like you know,

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Speaker 1: and that's what the excruciating part about first dates is,

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Speaker 1: like what are we going to talk about? You know,

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Speaker 1: like keeping that convo going? And I'm a conversationalist by trade,

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Speaker 1: and I would even stress about it. So I think

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Speaker 1: the first date in like a movie theater where you

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Speaker 1: don't have to talk, but you can talk afterwards, because yes,

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Speaker 1: if I don't like the guy, sure, but if I

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Speaker 1: like the guy, I'm just like, I want to chat

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Speaker 1: all night, all day long, you know, and I and

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Speaker 1: I get annoyed, Like Chris and I were talking. Actually

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Speaker 1: yesterday I did his radio show and you can listen

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Speaker 1: to it on We did like an after show podcast,

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Speaker 1: but you can. Let's do it on The Courtney Show.

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Speaker 1: It's the show itself streams. And then we didn't a

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Speaker 1: podcast for afterwards where I talked about more intimate things,

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Speaker 1: but we're talking about um. She can't watch TV with

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Speaker 1: her partners sometimes because he snipes the whole time. He's

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Speaker 1: making fun of it the whole time. He has comments

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Speaker 1: the entire show, and she's like, I have to purposely

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Speaker 1: I like, find out this person is a bad actor.

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Speaker 1: they whisper the whole time. She goes, God, they do whisper,

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm so grateful. I have a partner

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Speaker 1: who constantly wants to talk during shows with me. Now,

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Speaker 1: and sometimes he talks and I'll pose it and he goes,

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Speaker 1: you don't need to pose it. And because it's good,

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Speaker 1: you know, we have a good communication. I don't want

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Speaker 1: And then we but he said, when if we go

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Speaker 1: whisper in a zeer. I don't what Elvis. That's one

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Speaker 1: much during Elvis. You have to watch it. And then later,

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Speaker 1: Elvis again and I'm weeping again. No, I loved it

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Speaker 1: a mushroom. I really there are certain things I was,

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Speaker 1: so sad they couldn't be together. Spoiler alert, Is that

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Speaker 1: the one where she gets good? No, that's with Mark Ruffalo.

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Speaker 1: Mark Ruffalo, But I don't mind. Do you don't like snipe?

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Speaker 1: But you like watching shows with me? Oh? I love

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Speaker 1: you when you watch Love Is Blind for me, I

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Speaker 1: That was so fun. Remember when we watched That Couldn't

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Speaker 1: Talk Together. I was peeing my pants. It was so fun.

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Speaker 1: But if it's the Oscars, I need to be alone

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Speaker 1: other movie. But blame to me, honestly, like you really

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Speaker 1: got he's going on at the Oscars that you need

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Speaker 1: to rely so much. Okay, so maybe like back when

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Speaker 1: you were like a cinophile, but like, honestly, kind of

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Speaker 1: the whole thing about the that these everyone feels so

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Speaker 1: Like I used to put the Oscars up on the

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Speaker 1: just realize it's people playing dress up. It's not real,

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Speaker 1: it's in These people are just actors. Why are we

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Speaker 1: acting like their royalty? And again royalty is even of

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Speaker 1: the slap last year was phenomenal. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: they're going to top that, but that was I mean,

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Speaker 1: the Oscars have been wild. We had the Slap and

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Speaker 1: then we also had I remember thinking it couldn't get better.

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Speaker 1: Then when they announced the wrong best picture that was

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Speaker 1: great man, that was a flub. I love to see.

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Speaker 1: That was so fun. Didn't that happen two years in

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Speaker 1: a row? It was with like or I think. And

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Speaker 1: then after this slap, there was the after slap of

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Speaker 1: finding out which of your friends were like pro Will

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Speaker 1: has been if it's a bigger person or someone who's

427
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Speaker 1: not that attractive, what are they gonna do? You know?

428
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Speaker 1: We saw kind of examples of this. I think in

429
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Speaker 1: the first season the guy was kind of there's a

430
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 1: guy that was like short and just not the girl's type,

431
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,359
Speaker 1: and you could kind of see her face drop and

432
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 1: kind of she was a little bit just like not there.

433
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 1: They allude to not being physically into each other. We

434
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 1: have yet to see a very big person get rejected

435
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 1: because they're big. There's been like you know with Nancy

436
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:33,120
Speaker 1: and um what's that guy's name that had the dumb name?

437
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 1: Uh oh god, black guy last season on Love is Blind.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. He there were like moments where she

439
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 1: was like, I am not She really like was fine

440
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 1: with her body and she wasn't worried that someone was

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Speaker 1: going to reject her based on it. It was very

442
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,120
Speaker 1: It was very cool to see Bartisse and he could

443
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:53,880
Speaker 1: tell he was like, I'm in a more fit look.

444
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,679
Speaker 1: He didn't straight out safe, but he was into her

445
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Speaker 1: still like it didn't it didn't seem to matter. It

446
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 1: didn't seem to shake him. It was maybe a little

447
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: bit of an shoe, not as much as you would think.

448
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 1: You know, going into this, I just fear for these

449
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 1: women being rejected because of how they look or the

450
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,880
Speaker 1: men too. And then you know there was the case

451
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Speaker 1: of Coal and um Za nab right yea, and she

452
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 1: she is a beautiful woman, great Nancy. Nancy looked like

453
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Speaker 1: Angelina Jolie. Yeah, they're both beautiful, but they definitely they

454
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 1: were curvyer Zena not so much. Zana just had low

455
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,199
Speaker 1: self esteem across the board, which I don't fault her

456
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Speaker 1: for but she had really no, there's no reason for

457
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 1: anyone to have it. But do you know what I'm saying,

458
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 1: Like it was in her head more than in her hips.

459
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 1: And then, um, but that doesn't matter, because you can

460
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 1: see you can be whatever and on the inside you

461
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: can feel unlovable, and then you can either way. You

462
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Speaker 1: can be big and feel like I don't even care,

463
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: I love myself, or you can be super tiny and

464
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 1: feel like I feel like it doesn't matter. That's what

465
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: you realize. But then on Love is Blind Brazil, No,

466
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Speaker 1: I'm watching it, and and Anna's already a couple of

467
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: episodes ahead, and I go, I'm getting worried about this

468
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,359
Speaker 1: big girl. I'm getting worried. I don't think this guy

469
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 1: she's falling for is gonna be okay with this, you know,

470
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: I think he's going to be an asshole about it. Um.

471
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: He even said, and fitness is very important to him,

472
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: And she said, oh, that would be that would be

473
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Speaker 1: good for me to be with someone like that. So

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Speaker 1: she like she didn't and she even expressed like worrying

475
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Speaker 1: about I'm black, I'm bigger, Like there are things like

476
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Speaker 1: it's harder to date for me, and I'm scared he's

477
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Speaker 1: gonna like reject me. And he did, he did, yes,

478
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Speaker 1: And it was it was so sad. It was so

479
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 1: they kind of glossed over it because I think it

480
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: is too upsetting. But that's a real fucking thing, man,

481
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 1: like applaud a girl who a bigger girl going on

482
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 1: these shows and being like, I don't care what their

483
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: reaction is that they don't like me, that's on them.

484
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,439
Speaker 1: And that's what kind of what she was. She was

485
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: like beautiful girl, proud of who she was, strong girl,

486
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: like I didn't need this guy at all. If anything

487
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,439
Speaker 1: this guy was, she should have fucking turned on a

488
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 1: dime and not been impressed with this guy. He was

489
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: not cute in my opinion, which is a whole other thing.

490
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: Like just let's take size out of the equation. Just

491
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:08,959
Speaker 1: you don't like their face. You know, it could be

492
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: just like he's not cute to me, um, but he

493
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 1: he was weird because when they met in person, you know,

494
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 1: they kiss and they're hugging and stuff, and then they

495
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 1: part ways and then he gets behind the door after

496
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 1: he's alone. He's like he kept saying the most bullshit thing.

497
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,160
Speaker 1: He kept saying I don't know if I can handle

498
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 1: such a strong woman. She suddenly was so strong. Nothing

499
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: had changed since they were you know, in the all

500
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,159
Speaker 1: they've done is kissed and gone like, oh, look at

501
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 1: you high, and then suddenly she's too strong for him.

502
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,199
Speaker 1: It really made me sad. But you know what, to

503
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: deny that that is an issue for bigger women or

504
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 1: bigger men out there dating is to deny It's it's obvious.

505
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: It does. It does hinder people from finding love and

506
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: it sucks. And you saw it on that and I

507
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: was just stark, such a stark like rejection. It was

508
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: like a kick to the gut. He just like looked

509
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 1: at her, hugged her, and then walked away, and it

510
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: was just like, that's it. You're not going to say

511
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: anything because he couldn't because the truth was, I'm not

512
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 1: attracted to you, and it's too heartbreaking to tell people.

513
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 1: I mean, we've all we've got happen to us, like you.

514
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 1: But after the whole days of getting to know each

515
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: other and after getting on his knee and proposing, I mean,

516
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 1: like these people aremately in love on this show, which

517
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: is is the crazy thing. But I something happens in

518
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 1: there something special happens when you're just talking um on

519
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: the phone. You know, it sounds kind of bizarre to

520
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: me because just from learning about Brazilian culture and stuff

521
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 1: through jiu jitsu, women in Brazil like like they embrace

522
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: curves and and and you know, like all that. I

523
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: think men like that. So I'm just surprised to hear it.

524
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 1: I think it's this girl was fat. She would probably

525
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: identify as a fat woman, you know what I'm saying.

526
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: It's different than like all the women on the show

527
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: are curvy. There's no one who's like a like a

528
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 1: you know this new diabetes medication starving themselves buckle fat

529
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: removal like a skeleton host. Honestly, that's a really good point.

530
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: The host does show up and you're like, everyone, yes,

531
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: she always looks starving um and uh so yeah that's that,

532
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 1: you know. And I'm saying fat with like no judgment. Yeah,

533
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 1: I think, you know. I think that That's the thing

534
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 1: I like about the fat movement is women are just like, yeah,

535
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 1: I'm fat, and people are like, no, don't say and

536
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: they're like, no, that's actually like what I am. I

537
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: don't really care. It's I don't put any morality to it.

538
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,919
Speaker 1: So I can say I'm fat and it doesn't mean

539
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 1: I'm bad, and they go, don't You're not fat, and

540
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: they go, well, I don't see anything wrong with being fat.

541
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: You seem to have a problem with it. That's what

542
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: I mean. Too much. Yeah, that's the thing that bothers

543
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: me so much. You go, I look gross today, or

544
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: I look uglier. I look Oh no, you don't know,

545
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: and I I'm like, well someday I will. And it

546
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: seems like it's quite a problem based on your reaction,

547
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: and so should I kill myself before then? Um? Okay,

548
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: So I've got a couple stories that I can tell

549
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 1: from my past week that I wrote down a list,

550
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: and I want you guys to choose what you hear

551
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: about based on my list. So I'm gonna read the

552
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: list and you each will choose one. I'll try to

553
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 1: rifles through them as fast as possible. Um, but you know,

554
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: you know me, it might take a little bit of time.

555
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: So just based on the titles alone, I'm going to

556
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: go through these and you tell me what ones you

557
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: want to hear. Okay, So we have honor at the aquarium.

558
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: Sad Women Incorporated are low Kanye Glasses, lay sick menstrual cup, mishap, gratitude.

559
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: Jug Farley said, get sadness. I already did Megan Marco, Crusade,

560
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: Harry Book, I already did that, Lorie Hill videos or

561
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: the quote smashed up cookie end quote. Uh noah, let's

562
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: go with you, okay, Um Farley Sage's sadness. Okay, So

563
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: sagg it's uh anniversary of his death was yesterday on

564
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: the ninth, and um, a couple of days ago, I was, um,

565
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's been announced yet. There's something

566
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: going on with Adam Sandler that someone in my life

567
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: is also involved with. I'll say that. And so the

568
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: other day, so we have been wanting to watch a

569
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: lot of Adam Sandler stuff. The other day alone, I

570
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: put on the Adam Sandler on Fresh, his comedy special

571
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: from a couple of years ago. It's maybe my favorite

572
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: thing I've ever seen. It's top top ten comedy specials

573
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: for sure. It is brilliant. And if you go, oh yeah,

574
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: I remember seeing it was funny. I did too. I

575
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: watched it like four times when I first came out.

576
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: I don't remember anything from it except the Farley song

577
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: and like that one song that's like phone Wallet Keys,

578
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: Phone Wallet Keys. But I'm telling you there's so much

579
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: you don't remember. Go back and watch it. It is

580
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: so delightful. So watching it, I'm obsessing over everything about it.

581
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: And then um, the Farley song at the very end,

582
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: His penultimate song is about Chris Farley and it's just

583
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: the best tribute to his friend who died ever and

584
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: it's just so sad and it makes me cry so hard,

585
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: it makes me cry. There's this one song where he's

586
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: like one night, one night, late at the office, I

587
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: walked in and he was listening to Casey in the

588
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: Sunshine Band and he was crying. He was crying to

589
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: Casey in the Sunshine Band And I said, Man, what's

590
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: meant making you so sad? And he said, just thinking

591
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: about my dad. And it's just so sad that like

592
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: he just was crying to the song thinking about his

593
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: dad and he was like late at the office in

594
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: SNL and then the image behind him is like Chris

595
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: Farley and his dad on the big screen. It is

596
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: just beautiful. And then so you cry at that because

597
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: you just see that this guy, this guy, Chris Farley,

598
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: was just such an emotional guy and so connected to

599
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: his family. And then and then he does a guitar

600
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: solo which is like really good and like has so

601
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: much emotion in it, like Adam Sandler, Like he's an

602
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: emotional man, Like I love him so much, Like he

603
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,719
Speaker 1: has depth to him, like we don't even know, at

604
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,719
Speaker 1: least I didn't know. And and the more I've been

605
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: watching this, I'm like, oh he has. He's so much

606
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: more than like a school do you know, Like he's

607
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: the real fucking deal. He's a good man. And and

608
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: then and then the next part of the song he

609
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: was like you know, uh he goes we um. A

610
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: couple of weeks later, the party came to an end.

611
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: We flew out to Madison to barry our friend. Nothing

612
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: was harder than saying goodbye. Then watching Chris his father

613
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: take his turn to cry, and then it's like so

614
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: sad and then um, and then there's like the other

615
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: and that just like makes me like and then so

616
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: there's something about the thing that always gets me crying

617
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: is when people talk to people who are dead like

618
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: they're still here, or people come back from the dead,

619
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: like in a in a note they wrote knowing they

620
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: were going to die, being like like that ship gets

621
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: me ever since Forrest Gump and he's talking to Jenny,

622
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: He's like, you'd be so proud, Jenny. He's so smart

623
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: when he's at her grave, you know, he smokes so smart, Jenny,

624
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: and that like I remember as a kid being like

625
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: what is happening to me? I was again convulsive. So

626
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: then there's this line where he's just like, um, you know,

627
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: I forget what it is, but it's something about like

628
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: man laughs, laugh ain't the same since you left. It's

629
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: something about, like, Chris, life isn't the same here since

630
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: you've been gone. And for some reason, he's just like

631
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: the familiarity of like talking to him, like he's right

632
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: there and like it and Chris Farley was you just realized, such,

633
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: this guy has been dead for twenty years and yet

634
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: his best friend from that time is still writing is

635
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: like writing this long song about him and everyone. The

636
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: audience is like sobbing. It's such a great and I

637
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: couldn't stop watching it. I was just over and over

638
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: because it would just make me cry every time and

639
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: make me feel this thing that I would think about

640
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: my dad I would think about I started like worrying

641
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: about my friends dying, and like, am I gonna have

642
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: to write a song about them? I already did one

643
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: for Bob Segon. No. I was just like was starting

644
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: to like it just makes me think. It just made

645
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: me feel cry in a way that felt orgasmic, kind

646
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: of where it was like this thing happening to me

647
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: that I don't want to happen, but it feels really

648
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: good but also feels really wrong. I don't know it.

649
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: Crying to me is kind of orgasmic, and so I

650
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: just and then it was starting to not work anymore.

651
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: It was like not making me cry anymore because I

652
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: was just doing it so watching, listening to it over

653
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: and over and crying, and and I would just cry

654
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: for like, you know, three seconds, you know, like it

655
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: would just go like well up and be like tears,

656
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: and then it would stop, and so I'd go repeat, repeat,

657
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: and then yes, yes, absolutely, and because I never just like,

658
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: it's rare that I just break down and sob and

659
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: sob and sob. It's only if I'm like on the

660
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: Girl's Chat telling a story and I can talk for

661
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: like a long monologue, but usually it comes out of

662
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: me and like little spurts and so then I just

663
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 1: was like what is going on with me? Like why

664
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: am I so sad right now? And thinking about like

665
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,280
Speaker 1: like what what is going And then all of a sudden,

666
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: it was like, Bob Saget, the anniversary of death has

667
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: been a year, and I was like, it is this.

668
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: I was, it's the same time of the year, this

669
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: weird time after um New Year's Eve, where nothing's going

670
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: on yet my sport tourism picked up again. I was

671
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: the same thing happened last year. I found out when

672
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: I was sitting on my couch watching some reality show.

673
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 1: Someone texted me Bob sagetstead someone I like barely you know,

674
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: kind of barely know, and it like it was just

675
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: some news and it just and you know, like when

676
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: anyone everyone who's us into this has suffered grief at

677
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,879
Speaker 1: some point in their life, you remember where you were,

678
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: You remember like the way it smells. And I didn't

679
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: even remember this day was kind of coming up. But

680
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,919
Speaker 1: it's just the time of year reminds me of being

681
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: like being sad about a friend. I've been like obsessively

682
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: watching David's Spade clips because I think and that that

683
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: wasn't even from watching the Farley thing because they're kind

684
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: of connected. He's even in the song. But I've just

685
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: been obsessively watching it because I'm like trying to hold

686
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: on to my friends who are a little bit older

687
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: than me, like like Saggett that I'm like, I don't

688
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: these these men that means so much to me comedically

689
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: and almost like big brother father type status like where

690
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 1: I don't want to let them go and I want

691
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 1: to like I want to just soak them up, and

692
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: so I just like keep um. I guess it's just

693
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: that time of year. So that made me realize it

694
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: was really nice to be like, that's why it's like

695
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: when you feel murderous rage and then your period starts

696
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: and you go, oh, it's not just me. I'm not

697
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: just being melancholy for no reason. There's a fucking thing

698
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: behind this. And you know, I even last year when

699
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: it happened, I really suffer with like my feelings around

700
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: Bob Saget's death because people were like we weren't best friends,

701
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: but I was really fucking sad about it. Same thing

702
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 1: you were on FaceTime status like he was giving a

703
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 1: loving fatherly avuncular advice about your relation, cared about you friends, yeah,

704
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 1: vice versa. I just yeah, I just struggle with that though.

705
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: I think it's just you know, childhood trauma of losing

706
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: someone and then people going like, why are you sad

707
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: about this? You didn't even know this kid, And ever

708
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: since then, anytime someone in my life dies, if it's

709
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: you know, literally anyone, because I haven't lost anyone that

710
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,280
Speaker 1: I feel like I have a right to be sad.

711
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: Yet I really haven't everyone I've lost. I feel guilty

712
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: about feeling so sad because I go, well, they their

713
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: wife is sadder, their sister is sadder. Like what am

714
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: I writing a song about? But you know, I don't

715
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 1: think that Adam Sandler thing made me feel good because

716
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: he's not you know, of years ago this happened, you're

717
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: still not over it. Well fucking good, he's not. And

718
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: they were very close, much closer than Bob and I were.

719
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: But at the same time, it just feels like but

720
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: they were also in their twenties, it was probably a

721
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: less mature relationship. I can I can kind of relate

722
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: to feeling like I would want to write hum a

723
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: song about Bob in twenty years even though you know,

724
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: it just made me feel good that not every song

725
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: you write about grief has to be about someone. I

726
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: guess that's not what I'm taking from it. But it's

727
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,879
Speaker 1: okay to be sad, uh, I think because you can't

728
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: do that you have you have like somebody else's shame

729
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: put on you from childhood. Because when you're lost a friend,

730
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 1: when you were in high school, people close to you,

731
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: in whatever attempt they were making to try to make

732
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: you feel less better, they yeah, And so now you

733
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: have this weird guilt about anytime somebody dies, You're like,

734
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: do I am I allowed to feel? Honestly, I was

735
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: thinking about some of my friends and I'm like, if

736
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 1: they died, I need to take more pictures with them,

737
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: because if they die, I'm going to fucking lose my

738
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: mind and it's all that I'm gonna be able to

739
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: talk about or think about. And no one's going to

740
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: believe that we were that close unless I have evidence

741
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: of it. I need more pictures with them, just to

742
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 1: prove in case they die that I feel okay about

743
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: being that sad. So people don't be like Nikki just

744
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: wants attention, Nikki, you know, like I know people like

745
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: that that someone dies and they like get I remember

746
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: one guy dying and a friend of mine in the

747
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: local comedy seeing a guy died tragically and another guy

748
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 1: got a tattoo of him, and I was like, I

749
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: kind of realized in a a moment, Oh my god, if

750
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,919
Speaker 1: I died, I would be commemorated on this guy's lower back,

751
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 1: probably too, because the level of they knew each other.

752
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: And I just remember being like, my sister wouldn't get

753
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: a tattoo of me yet I would be on the

754
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 1: back of this guy Jeff's back forever. That's my legacy.

755
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 1: And I remember rolling my eyes being like, he's trying

756
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: to make this about him. I don't give a funk

757
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: what people do with their grief anymore. If you're sad,

758
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 1: just like have it. And I gotta I gotta feel

759
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 1: that way, because, as I know, the only way to feel,

760
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: to let yourself be something is to like let others

761
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: off the hook for the same thing. Yes, I loved Bobs.

762
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: You know, we were talking a little bit about this

763
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: the other day, and I think it was last night.

764
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 1: I went on to Saget's widows page and I was

765
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: just reading her posts. She's so sweet, Like every few

766
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 1: months she's been like I can't believe it's six months

767
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 1: without my love of my life and my husband. It's

768
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: going to choke me up. So I don't want to

769
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: talk about it too much. Love that. She always would say,

770
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: the more you know what I've learned through this because

771
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,720
Speaker 1: they were just together a short time. They like met,

772
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: fell in love, got married, and then like a few

773
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: years later he was gone. Right, yeah, I was like

774
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: five years And I love that. She's like, what I

775
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: take from all of this is how lucky I was, Like,

776
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,240
Speaker 1: lucky to meet you, lucky to be your wife, lucky

777
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 1: to have all the time I had with you. But

778
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: that's what I keep thinking, like because I'm obsessed with

779
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: death two or like how much longer do I have?

780
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: How much longer do I? Like I just met the

781
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 1: love of my life thinking about it too keep you

782
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: have just that like like what if I lose everyone

783
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 1: or my parents are older? And how much time? And

784
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: my dog? I love my dog so much she's gonnaizing people,

785
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,280
Speaker 1: but if for what? For Last night I was watching Alone,

786
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: we started sixth season and this guy shoots uh squirrel

787
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: that just the squirrels keep like giving up. So when

788
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: squirrels are like they'll they'll see a human as a predator.

789
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: So let'start going like and like barking, and so then

790
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: they're learning every animal to get the funk out of way.

791
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: And the guys like, I gotta kill that squirrel. That

792
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: squirrels like given up, you know, my spot. So he

793
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 1: like puts it in his like shot line. He's like,

794
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna this squirrel is just like eating its morning

795
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: lunch like on this little branch like up in this

796
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 1: very high up in this tree, and he's like, look

797
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: at this squirld, look at him. I'm gonna get at me.

798
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: Sets the when he fucking hits it, and then he

799
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,439
Speaker 1: goes to collect the squirrel that he hit, and it's

800
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: right through the squirrel's fucking brain, like right, and the

801
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: squirls just squirrels eating a nut and it's perfectly through

802
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: the brain. And I go, that's the best way to go.

803
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: That squirrel didn't feel an ounce of pain, didn't know

804
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: anything and that and I was talking to Chris, and

805
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: I know that really is the best way to go.

806
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: You just you don't even go out, like there's no

807
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 1: moment of like what's happening, Like I don't want to

808
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 1: go in a car crash where I'm like, oh no, Dad,

809
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: like like, I don't want that moment of fear where

810
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: the adrenaline like rushes through you. Harry talks about it

811
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: in his book when he was slaughtering and he was

812
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: shooting an animal. He was talking about how a lot

813
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: of times animals when you're out shooting them, which I

814
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: didn't know, and it makes total sense about factory farming.

815
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: Why I say factory farming is awful because the animals

816
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: are filled with anxiety and you eat that anxiety. But

817
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: when they're hunting, if you if you scare the animal

818
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,760
Speaker 1: before you shoot it, adrenaline rushes through its body and

819
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: ruins the meat. I thought there was so interesting. So

820
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to die with adrenaline course with your membrains.

821
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: I want to die with like a bridge falling on

822
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: me and maybe just like bopping along to like, you know,

823
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: the Farley song. Probably you know what I mean, but

824
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't worry about dying because I won't

825
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: be an I'm not worried about like people going on

826
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: without me, And maybe that's because I don't I don't

827
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 1: have a kid or something. But I do worry about

828
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: losing other people. When you guys think about death, are

829
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: you thinking about what? Am I? Because Sara, Lena, my friend,

830
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: she keeps saying like, girl, I don't know. I'm just

831
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: so scared of dying. And I go, but you'll be dead,

832
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: like you're not gonna be like, oh funk I die?

833
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: Like I was like, you gotta take this whole thing

834
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: like you think of it as like you trip on

835
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: the sidewalk and you're like embarrassed about You're not gonna

836
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: be able to reflect on dying. And I know that's

837
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 1: like harder to get than not. But do you do

838
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: you want to How do you fear death? I fear

839
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: leaving people behind, not finishing stuff I want. I want

840
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: lots of time. You know, I don't want to die young. Right,

841
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,439
Speaker 1: Well you're out of the woods for that. But thanks

842
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: to I always feel like I'm getting ready to know

843
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: before sixty is dying young folk show at this at

844
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: this point in time. It doesn't always feel that way

845
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 1: in Hollywood, But yeah, I when you're talking about your

846
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: to do list, like what's your number one thing that

847
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: you'd be like fun, let's not talk about relationships. Let's

848
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 1: not talk about like like like bucket list, like do

849
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: what would you what would be your gasping last words

850
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: of like, oh I didn't get I didn't like, yeah,

851
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: yeah I did that top shelf. I actually don't have

852
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff on my bucket list, which I'm

853
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:51,760
Speaker 1: glad about. I'm not like I never got to India

854
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 1: or I never got to see the Great Wall. It's

855
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: more just like I want more time with people I

856
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: love and maybe that and I don't know, like I've

857
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: had so times I get scared that I'm going to

858
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: die soon because I feel that way, like I already

859
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 1: feel like I've had a full life. So what if

860
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,959
Speaker 1: someone's listening and they're like, you're listening your time watching

861
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: Love is Blind Brazil. So someone's going to throw a rocket,

862
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: You're sending a message to the university, you know what.

863
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like biding my time right speeding. Wait, No,

864
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: what have you been your fears of death? Then? Okay,

865
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 1: so my thoughts are a little bit different, Like I

866
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,439
Speaker 1: think about losing loved ones. I guess, like my dad

867
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 1: and just like not having him. They're like, yes, you know,

868
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 1: finally wanting to pick up the phone and call him

869
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: intentionally and then oh it's too late. He's not there

870
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: or finding it like an old voicemail, and that makes

871
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: me really emotionally even though he's not dead. Yes, the

872
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: second part of it is, Um, I think about, you know,

873
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: for example, my nephew when I die, he's not going

874
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 1: to have me there, and like the hurt that he'll

875
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: go through. And then finally the last thing I just

876
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: think about, like death itself and what it means and

877
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 1: how like just poo, that's it. It's just done, Like

878
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: you just don't get to open your eyes anymore and

879
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 1: you turn into worm food m hm, or you know,

880
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: it's just the beginning, which is kind of what I believe.

881
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, but so so then what I turned into

882
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: something else? Like I come back as like a I

883
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: don't know, a bird or something like what. I don't know.

884
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: I just don't think it's the end. I don't think

885
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 1: it's like I think Noah's done, you know, yeah squirrel,

886
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 1: and then you're you know, then then you come back

887
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: again at something else in two seconds and head off

888
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: Moscot that someone stabs in the night. Um, I think

889
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: that I don't know. Yeah, I guess I worry about

890
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: That's why I try to write my journal in a

891
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: way that. Oh, I wanted to say this publicly. If

892
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: I die, public access to all my journals, like, do

893
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: something with them. No, I don't. I have no qualms

894
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: about my voice memos on my phone any I have

895
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: no privacy. Release it all, do something with it. Like's

896
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: if you want to know my fucking journals are sample

897
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: from Honestly, it would get me committed. But if I'm dead,

898
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,280
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. You know, it's all stuff about myself.

899
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: But it's just like I wanted to say that because

900
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: I don't give it to like my parents or like Chris.

901
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: I don't think they can handle it. But you could

902
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: handle it on you can I give it to that

903
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: guy that tattooed your name on his back. Yeah, I

904
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: forget his name. I should check my He's like, I'm

905
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: so excited to be the executor of Nikki's journals. Just

906
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: someone who gives a fuck. Yeah, please have all that ship.

907
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: I have a whole drawer of it. Um Yeah, I

908
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: just what was I going to say? You were talking

909
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: about not hearing from my dad. Yes, that's not being

910
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: there from my nephew, and I don't know. I have

911
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: felt it's the end of all the memories you have

912
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 1: with them now. But I really feel and I have

913
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: last someone super close to me. So I don't know

914
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: what this is like, but I believe I really talk

915
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: to people all the time who are dead, like in

916
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: my mind and like when I'm walking around my house

917
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: like straightening things, like I feel like I have a

918
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 1: relationship with dead people. Like there's someone I lost that

919
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 1: I was close to eight years ago, and I feel

920
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: like we haven't skipped a beat, Like I hang out

921
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: with him all the time in my head, I talked

922
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 1: to him. I you know, I don't know. I think

923
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna be It's gonna be the worst thing.

924
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 1: I don't even like to imagine my parents dying even

925
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: for a split second. That's what everyone says, is like

926
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: your life changes so drastically after that moment. But I

927
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: think I'll still feel like they're around, which I know

928
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: is maybe, you know, not real, But I just I

929
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: think I'll feel I'll be able to keep a keep

930
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 1: a relationship with Do you guys ever talked to dead people? Oh? Yeah,

931
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: my friend Romy died and I just, you know, I

932
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: think about her laugh all the time, her sense of humor.

933
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,280
Speaker 1: We used to watch The Bachelor and the bachelott together

934
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:03,919
Speaker 1: all the time. I'm always like consulting her. She said

935
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: something to me that was so important when I was

936
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: in a bad relationship. She was like, you keep making

937
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: a meal out of crumbs. How much longer are you

938
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: going to make a meal out of crumbs? Because this

939
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: relationship was just crumbs. And I've never heard that phrase before.

940
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: It was a long time ago. I know people say

941
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: it all the time, but I think about that in

942
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 1: my life all the time. Like she's like the little

943
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: guardian angel on my shoulder. That's like, expect more for yourself, girl,

944
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: And she's just she was so light and funny about everything,

945
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: like everything was light, and so I try to have

946
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: more humor. But I think remembering these people is how

947
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: they stay alive. You know. Yes, Well, the Prince Harry

948
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 1: book again, I can't recommend it enough. I promise you

949
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: if you just download a sample on your phone, you

950
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 1: will buy the whole book. Because last night I'm in

951
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: bed reading it next to Chris. It drops in my

952
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: books and I go, here we go, and you know,

953
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: we've done the thing where he's now on his side

954
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: of the bed reading this phone. We like love our

955
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: ritual of like reading our phones and then just like

956
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 1: laughing and I go, what are you laughing at? And

957
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 1: then we send it to each other. Literally, we don't

958
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: even show each other phone. We just send it next

959
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: to each other. But last night he what, he falls

960
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: asleep so fast, and I had started the book. I

961
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: was three pages in. I go, ah, this is good,

962
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: this is real good, and he just goes, h's good

963
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: is really good? Good? Like he just smoup with some

964
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: bullshit because he didn't understand what I'm saying at all.

965
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: But I declared right away. I was like, this book

966
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 1: gets you. This guy is a good writer. He had

967
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: a good editor, and he talks about his mom's death

968
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: and it's like talk about grief and talk about trying

969
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: to hold onto a memory and talking about trying to

970
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 1: grieve someone that everyone else feels like they knew her too,

971
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 1: and how he processed that. I mean, it's fucking fascinating.

972
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm dying for people to read it. I'm actually doing

973
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: a podcast called the Celebrity Memoir Book Club, Um, I

974
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 1: think that's what it's called. And I'm and we're reading

975
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 1: that Boo book. It's a big podcast, so we're recording

976
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: that next week. So if anyone wants to read the

977
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: book and then listen to that, I'll talk all about

978
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: the book more in there, and I'm not going to

979
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: stop talking about the book. I'm so obsessed. I'm only

980
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 1: a third in and I'm not giving up this time. Um.

981
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: One more quick story to get through before we go

982
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: to break, Okay, out of all the list, all right,

983
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,879
Speaker 1: I wanted to hear, of course, about the menstrual cup mishap. Yeah,

984
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: I got a menstrual cup at TJ Max. I've been

985
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: waiting to buy one because they're like thirty bucks and

986
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I don't know. I can't trust this.

987
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: It's just too much for a mental cup. When you're

988
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: looking at tampons that are four ninety nine next to it.

989
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I can't so I would see. Yeah,

990
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: the other word, the Diva Cup. First of all, it's

991
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: not it wasn't the Diva. I forget the name of it,

992
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: but it's a it's a reputable brand. It's a slam them. No,

993
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 1: I forget what it's, but it's it's one that you

994
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: know you've heard of this one. I forget it though,

995
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: because I threw it away because I used it for

996
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 1: I was so excited to get my period. I was

997
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: it was like I was fourteen or sixteen all over again.

998
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: When I got mine, I was like, yes, because I

999
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 1: get to use my fucking cup. But that I got

1000
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: a TJ Max and it was like, you know, I

1001
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: got for like eleven bucks this thirty dollar cup. Put

1002
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: it in. Um. I told the girls chat, I'm so

1003
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,919
Speaker 1: excited about it, and they were like, take a video

1004
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: like of like pulling it out, and not everyone co

1005
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: signed on that, so I kind of took it far away,

1006
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 1: but I did like do a tose. It looked like

1007
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 1: a little acorn that was full. It was like you

1008
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: get to see how much blood is coming out of you.

1009
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,720
Speaker 1: It's interesting because you don't know when you're just stopping

1010
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: up with tampons or pads, like you don't know the

1011
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: amount and you need to see. You need to see

1012
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,240
Speaker 1: what your body fucking does and how much you suffer.

1013
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: And so um, yeah, that was interesting the first poll

1014
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: of that. And then I put it back up and

1015
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 1: I could wait, wait, wait out when you first saw it,

1016
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,479
Speaker 1: we pulled out the cup, what was your first fresh

1017
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: browner than I thought browner? And um, it looked like um, sap.

1018
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: You know, it looks like um or like oil from

1019
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 1: like a car um the scent. No, the was like

1020
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: the amount. Was it a satisfying amount or was it lesson? Yeah?

1021
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: It was a very satisfacing about it was you know,

1022
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 1: it was heavy flow first start of it, and it

1023
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 1: was you know, it was probably a fucking teaspoon, a

1024
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 1: full teaspoon, which is what do you feel like a lot?

1025
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: How do you pull it out without spilling? So it's

1026
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: like a suction cup, little shaped like an acorn kind

1027
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: of and you you curl it into itself to put

1028
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: it up, and then when you pull it out, it's

1029
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: a great question. I don't even know how I got

1030
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: it out the first time. It was not that complicated.

1031
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 1: But the second time could not get it out. It

1032
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: was like scratching my vagina to um. Yeah, it goes

1033
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: like up into it and then I guess mine is

1034
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 1: very super deep. Mine was like baby Jessica. I couldn't

1035
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: get her out, and I was panicking and sweating, and

1036
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 1: you know, trying two fingers like a clip method, and

1037
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 1: I was trying my my but putting your thumb and

1038
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 1: your middle in your finger, like to get those in

1039
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:01,760
Speaker 1: your vagina is too hard, so tight, was just so tiny.

1040
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: But luckily I was taking it out because I was

1041
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 1: about to go to the guidecologist or like to get

1042
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: my eggs frozen, like to get the follicle check thing.

1043
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: And I'll talk about that another time. And it was

1044
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: in the morning and I was like, I don't want

1045
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 1: to have this mentral cup and I'm gonna put it

1046
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,919
Speaker 1: in a tampon and said, and so I go, but wait,

1047
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: I don't got to get this out. I was in

1048
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: there for a half hour trying to get out and go,

1049
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 1: they'll take it out. So I went in there and

1050
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 1: I go. She goes, um, okay, this is your room,

1051
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: you know, disrobed from the waist down, throw on this thing.

1052
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: And I go, I got a menstrual cup stuck at me.

1053
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: And she goes and she shut the doors. She was like,

1054
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: I just want to say that has happened to me too.

1055
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I don't have any shame

1056
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: about like you could tell that. She was like, it's okay.

1057
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 1: She was being very sweet, like where most women, I

1058
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,800
Speaker 1: think would need to hear that. But I was like, no,

1059
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm an idiot. I don't think there's

1060
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 1: anything wrong with me. I don't think this is gross.

1061
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: You're good. And then they brought in forceps and um,

1062
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you what, you're like, this is t

1063
00:53:55,160 --> 00:54:02,760
Speaker 1: J's fault, not mine. We're back. They gave me force

1064
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,359
Speaker 1: ups and I thought she's like lated them on the counter,

1065
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: and then she's like, the doctor will be right in.

1066
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: The doctor comes in. She goes, did you get it out?

1067
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: And I go what, No, as I supposed to go

1068
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 1: in there and go oh no, no no. And then

1069
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: she goes in there and she yanks it out. I

1070
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: don't even look at it. I don't want to see it.

1071
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: And she goes, what do you want to do? And

1072
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 1: I go, throw it away. I'm never putting that thing

1073
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: up to me again. And doesn't have any good grip

1074
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: to it. I used to have ones that were like

1075
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: a Lance Armstrong bracelet with some cellophane over it. Those

1076
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: were easy to put in and out, very easy. This

1077
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: one the cup shape horrible. So if you're a girl

1078
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 1: out there that's gotten stuff stuck in you. And then

1079
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 1: I went on the Courtney Show and I was talking

1080
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: about it and Courtney is like, oh yeah, stuff gets

1081
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: getting stuck up there. All the time that you know,

1082
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: being a woman, you don't realize men think that you

1083
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 1: feel a tampon up there. You don't you feel it

1084
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: when you put it in, but you're not like I

1085
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: have a tampon in me all day long. You kind

1086
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: of forget and you can sometimes we were a tampon

1087
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 1: up to like eleven hours if you're you know, sloppy

1088
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: about it and in that time, sometimes you forget that

1089
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: if you're taken it out, so you just put another in.

1090
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm so a d D. Sometimes I will. You know,

1091
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: you'll be on Instagram and then you click off Instagram

1092
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: and then you'll pull up Instagram again. You ever do that?

1093
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: How a d D? Your brain is that you just

1094
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: so imagine being on the toilet on Instagram, you take

1095
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: out a tampon, or you didn't take one out, but

1096
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: you assume you did, and then you put another one up.

1097
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,799
Speaker 1: There's this is constantly happening, you're and then you take

1098
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 1: that one out and another one shoved up and you

1099
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 1: don't even know like it happens a lot. So they

1100
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: were there and learned it was nothing to pull those

1101
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 1: to yank those puppies out, but um, yeah, so that

1102
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 1: was my menstru so just don't get things on discount,

1103
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: I guess, but I would I would do it again.

1104
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 1: I would buy a menstr cup of teaching Max again

1105
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: or you know, marshals Um you said you were not

1106
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,280
Speaker 1: going to well, not to that one, but I try

1107
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: a different brand in a heartbeat, I really like I

1108
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 1: want to see it. Yeah, And I don't like the

1109
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: idea of dry cotton going up your vagina. I don't

1110
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 1: like whenever I put a tamp on, it's kind of

1111
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: like it's like dry con. I don't like cotton, it's

1112
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 1: too much. What do you eat pats? I just use

1113
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: panty liners now. It's very like anti liners. That's how

1114
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: low it is. Y. Yeah, Taylor found my panty liners

1115
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: when she was cleaning out my cabinets and she goes,

1116
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: what are these? What are these? And I go, I

1117
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,800
Speaker 1: don't know. She she was, when would you ever be

1118
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 1: able to use this? Like? Go, I don't know when

1119
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,799
Speaker 1: you just like start or like or like when it's

1120
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: trailing off? And she's like, I have never she'd never

1121
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: seen a panty liner. But that's all you use on it?

1122
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: Do you have to change them out? But they're the

1123
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: problems I'm changing them out every couple of hours because

1124
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 1: it was my yesterday, was my today, yesterday today, or

1125
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 1: my heavier days, so every every like three hours. What

1126
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: made you stop Tampi's just it. I was getting yeasters

1127
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,319
Speaker 1: all the time, and I was just like, this isn't

1128
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 1: comfortable and I don't even I'm not having like heavy

1129
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: flow anymore, so it's just kind of lighter. And then

1130
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 1: I found this brand, Honeypot, and I got it has

1131
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 1: like mint and lavender, and oh yeah, I've been trying

1132
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 1: to get us hold the damps. Dude, I'm going to

1133
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 1: give this out of stocking stuffers next year. It's a

1134
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: mint and lavender used pantiliner honey pot and they I'm

1135
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 1: addicted now, Like my vagina craves them. I just want it.

1136
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: I wanted why what does it feel like? It's just

1137
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: like a like think of your favorite gum or mouth

1138
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 1: wash or anything you've ever used, and you're like, I

1139
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: want that feeling in my mouth, like makes you feel

1140
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 1: that's what mygina looks like some days a big it's

1141
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: just so refreshed. It just feels like you can feel

1142
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,439
Speaker 1: the like it feels clean and like has like these

1143
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: little vapors of three tree. But yeah, it just feels amazing.

1144
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, I feel fresh and awaken, alive.

1145
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:04,440
Speaker 1: But it's natural, okay, alright's organic cotton and it's made

1146
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: by women for women. That's made by women. Thing. I'm

1147
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: sorry male gynecologists. If it's like I'm tired of this,

1148
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 1: like it's all women companies all, maybe I'm not, like,

1149
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 1: I just it doesn't sell me on things. Am I

1150
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: bad to say that? I feel like it should and

1151
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: then I resent it when I go to it. If

1152
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 1: it was like we have all women owned business and

1153
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, does that mean are you like a

1154
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: turf person where you're like real women or like I

1155
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: kind of do. Then I start to question, like women

1156
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 1: not allowed to have this the two or like it's

1157
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: justifies as a woman and wants a panty liner and

1158
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 1: made by people who I didn't the US of A. Yeah,

1159
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 1: no commies. I guess that is a nice thing. People

1160
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 1: are gonna get mad at me for saying that I

1161
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 1: don't care when things are women made, but it's just

1162
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 1: that's the way I used to feel about USA. I'm like,

1163
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: I just don't care. I just want a good product. Um,

1164
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 1: This is the way I feel about being labeled as

1165
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: a female comedian, Like I'm just a comedian. I'm proud

1166
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: to be a woman. But it's I don't think it's

1167
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: a selling point that I'm a female comic. I just

1168
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 1: want to be a comic. I just want to be

1169
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: What if I was like, you got to try. But

1170
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 1: what if I was like, you gotta try these panty liners.

1171
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: They're made by these really cool Wall Street bros. But

1172
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: it's so good. But Wall Street Row is different than

1173
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 1: like not mentioning who it's made by. Do you know

1174
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, so you'd rather not know that

1175
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 1: it's made I don't need to know that's a that's

1176
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 1: a that's a part of the thing, the transaction I

1177
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: don't need to know about. I also don't need to

1178
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,919
Speaker 1: know there pcent cotton that they are organic. I don't

1179
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 1: believe it about animal the animals. Yeah, I don't want

1180
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 1: rabbits have to wear this pad on its face or

1181
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 1: something to test it. Like, yeah, yeah, I care about animal.

1182
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 1: That's that that I do care about. Only want it

1183
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 1: tested on female rabbits, um who are self starters, nepo bunnies.

1184
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: I don't want any Nepo bunnies making my makeup. Yeah,

1185
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: I think animal testing that's important. But if you look

1186
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 1: into that, you can always trace something to someone being exploited. Man,

1187
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 1: Like everything is someone's, someone's being underpaid and treated poorly.

1188
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: I can't stop with Amazon, and I gotta stop. It's

1189
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: just too easy. It's too fucking easy. But it has

1190
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 1: to end soon. I have to. But something bad has

1191
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 1: to happen to me with Amazon, like I I have

1192
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: to watch a documentary or something. Please don't send me one.

1193
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 1: I can't. I cannot be done with it, but I

1194
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 1: need to know the truth. Um one more story or

1195
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 1: we shouldn't get to UM story story? Okay, Well I

1196
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 1: think you're up. Noah, can we do smashed up cookie?

1197
01:00:56,480 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: Smashed up cookie? Okay? So that I wanted to call

1198
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 1: out Kirsten's husband Corey because so prior to me doing

1199
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: my show in St. Louis on New Year's Eve. That's

1200
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,240
Speaker 1: like whenever I'm under pressure is when I start to

1201
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 1: really come up with like jokes and I'm starting to go, oh,

1202
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,919
Speaker 1: I need more new material. These people have all seen

1203
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: my stuff, and so I start writing. I'm in the shower,

1204
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: getting like showering for my New Year's Eve show. It's

1205
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: four o'clock. I have to be at the Stephile at

1206
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 1: five for sound check. And I just started getting this

1207
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 1: idea of like I've been messing around with like, oh, oh,

1208
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: you know, because the show is in St. Louis, my

1209
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 1: dad is there. And I always like to make the

1210
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: point of like, I'm not going to change the show

1211
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 1: at all for the audience just because my dad's here.

1212
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: My dad is here, I don't want to lie about

1213
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 1: that he's here. We have to acknowledge it. Elephant in

1214
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 1: the room. But you know, I'm not going to change

1215
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 1: my act at all. And I always say Cardi B,

1216
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: you wouldn't want her to not do what? Because her

1217
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 1: dad was there one night and I was like, she

1218
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: does what? But it's like the kids bought version? And

1219
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: I was like, oh what would the kids bought version

1220
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 1: of what? B? And I'd like was just not in

1221
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 1: the mood to like this is this is the way

1222
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 1: a comedian's mind can work. Sometimes. This is like an

1223
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 1: example of like a writing staff, I have an idea,

1224
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 1: that's my that's the joke premise. I just need something

1225
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 1: funny to say instead of wet ass pussy that would

1226
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: be like the kids bought version of wet Ass Pussy.

1227
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: And so I put out a call to all my

1228
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: friends on like mass text. I didn't bother on you

1229
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 1: because she was already at the show, like dealing with

1230
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 1: behind the scenes stuff. But I just wrote all my friends.

1231
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,760
Speaker 1: I was like, I have a joke equation. What is

1232
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 1: a funny replacement for wet as pussy? That would be

1233
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 1: kids Bop. And so they were sending back a ton

1234
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 1: of stuff but that I go, no, no, no, it

1235
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 1: needs to be three syllables wet ass put one to

1236
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:44,240
Speaker 1: one one too, wet ass pussy. It needs to be

1237
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 1: the same. I'd like it to almost rhyme. Um. That's

1238
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: another requirement. I mean, this is cutting down on things

1239
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 1: that could be. And so people kept being like, um,

1240
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 1: best ass tushy or something like. They kept saying like,

1241
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 1: and I go, no, the word asked is still like

1242
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 1: you forget because pussy such a foul work. You forget

1243
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 1: that the other word is bad too. So I go,

1244
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 1: I can't say asked, can't say pussy. And so Kirsten's

1245
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 1: husband came out with smashed up Cookie and I thought

1246
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: it was really so good and it just proves to

1247
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 1: you that like Layman are capable of coming up with

1248
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: like great jokes if you put out the if you

1249
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:25,440
Speaker 1: give people the variables and you ask them to solve

1250
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 1: for X, they can often do it. And a comedian's

1251
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 1: mind is not always the one that's coming up with

1252
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 1: the punch line. It's really about like the formula and

1253
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 1: then giving it to the to the people. And so

1254
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 1: it was. It was such just a fun thing to

1255
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 1: do because I thought, I assumed Krisen or Taylor would

1256
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 1: like instantly come up with it, but they put it

1257
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 1: out in the car with their boyfriends, and then Corey,

1258
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 1: who's like an engineer, was just like smashed up cookie

1259
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's it. That's it because it's

1260
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 1: smashed up cookie and it's something that what and you

1261
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 1: do need a bucket and a mop for the smashed

1262
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,600
Speaker 1: up cookie. Um, So I thought it was really good.

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01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 1: Send that man to Nashville. Yeah, write songwriting. Final thought, Um,

1264
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 1: can we get to Uh why do I care? Why

1265
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: do I care? All right? Why do I care? Know

1266
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 1: what's going on? All right? Um? I don't know if

1267
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: you saw this, it's kind of going viral. Chris Hemsworth

1268
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:20,760
Speaker 1: he found out that he's predisposed to Alzheimer's, and to

1269
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:26,840
Speaker 1: confront his fear of aging, he uh, he went on

1270
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:30,160
Speaker 1: a date with an older version of his wife, Elsa.

1271
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 1: She was made to look like an eighty seven year

1272
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: old version of herself with makeup and a wig and prosthetics.

1273
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: And they thought that by his brazil her and go no,

1274
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 1: I can't do this, she's too strong. Sorry, go on.

1275
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: He said that by by seeing her this way, they

1276
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: concluded that even if Alzheimer's wipes his memory, at least

1277
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: he'll know what she looks like. Um, at an older age.

1278
01:04:55,480 --> 01:05:02,520
Speaker 1: That's really sweet. Fuck. Wait, so okay, there's I thought

1279
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: so too, and the internet also thought that it's very sweet.

1280
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 1: But um, you know. And he said that the idea

1281
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: I won't be able to remember the life I've experienced,

1282
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 1: or my wife, my kids is probably my biggest fear.

1283
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 1: How So, when he saw her in the video until

1284
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 1: the part that changed it for me, he goes, you're

1285
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 1: still beautiful? Um, well, why did that bother you? Because

1286
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 1: why not just say you are beautiful? Why? Still? I

1287
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: don't know the words. Still just kind of throws it

1288
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,920
Speaker 1: off for me, because age does affect beauty and we

1289
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:41,440
Speaker 1: don't want to acknowledge it, but it does. And it's again,

1290
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 1: it's like it's the thing that you go No, it's

1291
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 1: not being old. Nothing changes, it's just you know, everyone's

1292
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,440
Speaker 1: avoiding it. But but it's fine if you do. But

1293
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,720
Speaker 1: everyone avoids it at all costs, and it's like, why

1294
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: are we avoiding it? Then if everything's fine, and the

1295
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,080
Speaker 1: truth is it's not fine, you lose funck ability. You

1296
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 1: become a weak, brittle person who has to lose ability

1297
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,720
Speaker 1: because you can't fight off people who want to rape

1298
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,480
Speaker 1: you as much. You don't have any muscle mash your

1299
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 1: weak bones. You should be unforcable. This is a protective

1300
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 1: thing too, and you're not fertile anymore. You shouldn't. Men

1301
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:17,040
Speaker 1: shouldn't be wasting their seamen dumping it in you for

1302
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:20,440
Speaker 1: no progeny. I mean, it's it's biological. You shouldn't look

1303
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,680
Speaker 1: fable when you get older. So I do understand the

1304
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 1: still because she's sage. He's the same age on this date, right,

1305
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 1: and she's like, you're still working hot. I mean, I

1306
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 1: get the still doesn't bother me, but I get why

1307
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:36,640
Speaker 1: it does because it's like, just say, beautiful, Wait, let's see.

1308
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 1: Oh god, no she's not. He lied. That's why this

1309
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 1: is why I don't like it. I have to say,

1310
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:49,439
Speaker 1: I think this is this makes me roll my eyes. Yeah,

1311
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 1: so it's kind of like a surprise date. I think

1312
01:06:56,360 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 1: it's terrified. He looks he can to show her. Have

1313
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:07,080
Speaker 1: you noticed she's he does not look comfortable. No, he doesn't.

1314
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,720
Speaker 1: It's so scary. Um, he's like, oh my god, I'm

1315
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 1: so grateful for this genetic mutation where forget also had

1316
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 1: to get old. Yeah. Still all the time, I'm supposed

1317
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 1: to kick in. He was aged in that, but men

1318
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 1: just aged so well that you couldn't shut up. No.

1319
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so attracted to Chris lately I can't

1320
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 1: fucking even take it. So he got a mohawk. Did

1321
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 1: I tell you about this? Yes? I saw hair cut

1322
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 1: his hair. Yeah. So he was at his brother's. His

1323
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:46,439
Speaker 1: brother did a show called this is Chris Your Boyfriend? No, yeah,

1324
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,920
Speaker 1: the other the other Chris. That's what I call Chris,

1325
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,000
Speaker 1: is the other Chris, because risis there's always number one

1326
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 1: to me. He's still beautiful to me, and he Um,

1327
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 1: Chris get the games of a mohawk because they were

1328
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 1: doing it for charity. I don't know. It was like

1329
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 1: they invited people in his His brother Tim was performing

1330
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,400
Speaker 1: the thing called Punk Rock Christmas at Delmar Hall here

1331
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:05,800
Speaker 1: in St. Louis. Chris went to attend. They did this

1332
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 1: thing where they're like giving mohawks for charity, So if

1333
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 1: you volunteered have your head shaved on stage, some money

1334
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 1: would be donated by someone who was putting. I don't

1335
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,200
Speaker 1: really know the logistics of it. All I know is

1336
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:17,960
Speaker 1: my boyfriend volunteered dev a mohawk shaved, and I wanted

1337
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,280
Speaker 1: to start a charity for women whose boyfriends decided to

1338
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:25,040
Speaker 1: get a mohawk one December night and not ask their permission.

1339
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:28,080
Speaker 1: And did Tim get a mohawk? Did Chris's brother get

1340
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 1: a mohawk? Current, yes, he got a mohawk, but he

1341
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:34,840
Speaker 1: he did. He almost did like a fade on the sides.

1342
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:36,439
Speaker 1: Didn't even look like a mohawk. It was just a

1343
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:39,040
Speaker 1: slight fade. It looked like fashionable. Chris got a whole

1344
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: mohawk totally shaved to the fucking like skin head except

1345
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:47,120
Speaker 1: through the mohawk. Did Tim get one? Know why? Because

1346
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 1: his wife was like, we have Christmas pictures, you're not

1347
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: doing that that is the difference between a wife and

1348
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:55,920
Speaker 1: a girlfriend. Did Chris consoled me before this? Hell fucking no.

1349
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,559
Speaker 1: I just started getting text from him people that were

1350
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 1: there being like, oh why, and I'm like, what is

1351
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 1: going on? I'm like, I hope he's dead. I can't

1352
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:07,680
Speaker 1: even have whatever else this could be. And he so

1353
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 1: then I see a picture of him, and I'm like,

1354
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,040
Speaker 1: I like this. Like as much as I was like,

1355
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:15,160
Speaker 1: it's not the best look, Like I'm not necessarily like

1356
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:17,560
Speaker 1: in face, like this isn't the most attractive look for

1357
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:21,240
Speaker 1: him for me, I was still like, you still look good,

1358
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:23,320
Speaker 1: you know, like, and I liked I like that this

1359
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 1: guy who's forty one doesn't care about his hair so much.

1360
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,439
Speaker 1: He's not so precious about his looks even though he's

1361
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:30,880
Speaker 1: a good looking guy that he would do something this

1362
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:34,360
Speaker 1: fun and spontaneous. That is a quality I like my girlfriend.

1363
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,040
Speaker 1: And so I was like, you know what, I like this.

1364
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of lame if he were like, no,

1365
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 1: I care about my hair too much to do this

1366
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 1: fun thing. I looked at the lovely side of it,

1367
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 1: even though I had to suffer with my boyfriend having

1368
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:47,719
Speaker 1: a mohawk, so he had a Mowauk for a while

1369
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:50,679
Speaker 1: and then he decided to. One day, he just shaved

1370
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:52,840
Speaker 1: it all off and I was like, oh, that actually

1371
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 1: looks pretty good. And then it grew out like two

1372
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 1: days after it was like it was probably a quarter

1373
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 1: of an inch long. And I don't know what the

1374
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:06,120
Speaker 1: fuck happened, but I have never been so horny from

1375
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. And it is the hottest look. I go,

1376
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 1: I'm I'm getting a Josh Hartnett vibe when he used

1377
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:14,400
Speaker 1: to have, and I go, I call it. I started

1378
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,679
Speaker 1: calling him prison Break because he also looked like Wentworth

1379
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:22,920
Speaker 1: Miller from Prison Break. He looks so yeah, he looks

1380
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,000
Speaker 1: so good and he never would have had this haircut

1381
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,360
Speaker 1: had it not been for the stupid mohawk thing. And

1382
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 1: now it's kind of growing out a little bit. And

1383
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:33,280
Speaker 1: last night I was like, I mean last night, he

1384
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:35,400
Speaker 1: was trying to talk to me about something serious and

1385
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:39,439
Speaker 1: I was literally like looking at his mouth, like just

1386
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:43,200
Speaker 1: getting and this is It's been rare since I have

1387
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,080
Speaker 1: looked at my boyfriend that I've been with forever and

1388
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,800
Speaker 1: been so it felt like a first date vibes where

1389
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 1: you're like, I can't wait to have kiss this person.

1390
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:53,439
Speaker 1: Like I know we're going to I don't know when

1391
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 1: it felt like that. I was that excited because I

1392
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:58,519
Speaker 1: was like, he is so hot. He's so hot, like

1393
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,160
Speaker 1: he was just and I was just like and so

1394
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:03,719
Speaker 1: I told him. Later on we were like playing watching alone.

1395
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,600
Speaker 1: I was like, so, what are you gonna Are you

1396
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:08,000
Speaker 1: gonna like keep this hair, like you gotta shave it again?

1397
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,320
Speaker 1: And he was just like what, I go, you gotta

1398
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:12,920
Speaker 1: we gotta figure out the setting on the tremor so

1399
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:16,160
Speaker 1: like you have to, like you can't abandon that. And

1400
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:18,360
Speaker 1: he was like, no, I was planning on growing it

1401
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,840
Speaker 1: all back. And I'm like no, no, Like I got

1402
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:24,439
Speaker 1: really really upset. I'm like, this is the best look.

1403
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 1: I love the way it feels. I'm so into it.

1404
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:30,200
Speaker 1: So yeah, he came over to Nikki's the day of

1405
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:32,960
Speaker 1: her show or the day the girls were over before

1406
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:36,080
Speaker 1: the New Year's Eve show, and he brought like insomnia cookies.

1407
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:40,160
Speaker 1: Heated up warm cookies at like eleven PM and all

1408
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: of us were on the verge of falling asleep and

1409
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,439
Speaker 1: then he walks in like Jason stayed them with these

1410
01:11:44,479 --> 01:11:49,160
Speaker 1: warm cookies. Everyone's like Chris, he looks like he has

1411
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:52,679
Speaker 1: like a rifle in the back of his pants. It's

1412
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:57,720
Speaker 1: so good, like he's gonna scale a building. Yeah, I'm

1413
01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:01,400
Speaker 1: so into it. And he but then last night, he goes,

1414
01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:03,160
Speaker 1: I think this is a case of you like you

1415
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:05,080
Speaker 1: love me and so you like it. And I go,

1416
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:10,160
Speaker 1: I guarantee you that's not it, Like I love I

1417
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 1: have felt this way about you. Nothing's changed in the

1418
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 1: way I feel about you. It's just the haircut. It's

1419
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,560
Speaker 1: fucking good. And I said, my friends even commented on

1420
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,920
Speaker 1: it when you dropped off the cookies the other night,

1421
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,519
Speaker 1: like this is a good look for you, and he goes,

1422
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,800
Speaker 1: He goes, I almost feel like it's also when these

1423
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,519
Speaker 1: when girls like make their boyfriends unattractive because they want

1424
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,320
Speaker 1: to like, but he's mine now, and I go, I

1425
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,000
Speaker 1: want women to want to fuck you. Like you don't understand,

1426
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 1: like this is I like, you look like a movie star.

1427
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:42,040
Speaker 1: So girls, grow out your leg er do it. I

1428
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:43,800
Speaker 1: had a boyfriend tell me to grow my leg here

1429
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 1: out and I was like twenty one, and I did,

1430
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:53,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, crumbs on your crumbs. I shaved my

1431
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:55,920
Speaker 1: arm hair yesterday. I got bored in the shower because

1432
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:57,800
Speaker 1: I take such short showers and I was just trying

1433
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,600
Speaker 1: to be in there longer because I just don't know

1434
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:02,240
Speaker 1: what to do you And I was like, I'll shave

1435
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:06,240
Speaker 1: my arms and it feels so good before, and it's

1436
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:09,920
Speaker 1: not true. It doesn't grow back worse, do you? Yeah? Yeah,

1437
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:13,920
Speaker 1: I feel like I shave my legs every single day

1438
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 1: in the shower. It takes no time. I take three

1439
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:17,640
Speaker 1: minute showers and I shave my whole legs and my

1440
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:20,840
Speaker 1: pussy and my asshole and my armpits. Adding my arms

1441
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 1: to it is going to take another eleven seconds at most.

1442
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:24,920
Speaker 1: So I was like, I have a new thing to

1443
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:27,400
Speaker 1: shave now, I'm just gonna have shaved arms. Fuck it,

1444
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:31,160
Speaker 1: I've always had What was that? It's like it's folly,

1445
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 1: It's it's like the Dermo planning, but for your arms. Yes,

1446
01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:37,840
Speaker 1: I've always said that about shaving your legs. It feels

1447
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:41,839
Speaker 1: as if you are squeegeeing the dirt off like a window.

1448
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:47,080
Speaker 1: And so I I don't feel sha sometime, Oh yeah,

1449
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:48,400
Speaker 1: I shave my face to it. I don't. I'm not

1450
01:13:48,439 --> 01:13:50,719
Speaker 1: going to do it, not every time. I'm always scared.

1451
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:53,400
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep going up to my eyebrows. What

1452
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:58,519
Speaker 1: was that got a little favorite of the bone structure

1453
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:01,720
Speaker 1: for no eyebrows. I did that once. I didn't know

1454
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:05,360
Speaker 1: the first film role. Yeah, I got my I got

1455
01:14:05,439 --> 01:14:08,880
Speaker 1: taft hearted for that. There's a phone and what are

1456
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:11,800
Speaker 1: you saying? So in order to get your SAG card,

1457
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:14,120
Speaker 1: you get taft heartled along a lot of times, which

1458
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,719
Speaker 1: is in the eleventh hour, they'll just like make you sag.

1459
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:18,719
Speaker 1: They'll they'll make you a member of the union because

1460
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:20,840
Speaker 1: you've got a job and you have to be in

1461
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:22,880
Speaker 1: the union to work on the film. So they'll be like,

1462
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,919
Speaker 1: just taff hearty her, which is like accelerate the process.

1463
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:29,280
Speaker 1: So I got a job in a Hundred Girls. It

1464
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:31,960
Speaker 1: was my first feature film, and I play a girl

1465
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:37,000
Speaker 1: who has tricky girl number. Yeah, pretty much. I run

1466
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:40,640
Speaker 1: the dorm hall. I'm like the girl that Why have

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Speaker 1: we not watched this movie? You're in a movie. You

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01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:47,280
Speaker 1: have a role in a movie. Yes, I have one

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Speaker 1: line and I shaved my eyebrows for the role. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, what was your line? Man in the hall?

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Speaker 1: Why do you have to have trick it till the mania?

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Speaker 1: Why was that a thing about you that we would

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Speaker 1: even No, I just this sounds like a boyfriend trying

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Speaker 1: to get you looking crazy. Did a boyfriend have anything

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Speaker 1: that was he directing it? No? Not just put tape

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Speaker 1: over your Like, So do they grow did they grow

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Speaker 1: back weird? Because eyebrows are one thing better. It was

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Speaker 1: really fun because I was I was able to like

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Speaker 1: draw them on for a while, and that was kind

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Speaker 1: of fun, and I learned how to shape my eyebrows

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Speaker 1: a lit more. They were weird for a few weeks

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Speaker 1: and then they almost grew back better. All right, shave

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Speaker 1: your I mean, this is the same thing where my

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Speaker 1: sister like got a better body after she had three kids, Like,

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01:15:35,439 --> 01:15:37,040
Speaker 1: she has a better body now than she's never had.

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Speaker 1: Something like, maybe I need to have three kids to

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Speaker 1: have that kind of body. Maybe I need to shave

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Speaker 1: my eyebrows to have the right kind of eyebrows. This

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Speaker 1: is all up, All right, guys, we gotta go. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. Don't shave your eyebrows. Don't be and

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Speaker 1: it I got de borrow