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Speaker 1: I helped my brother in law cheat on his wife,

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Speaker 1: but then I did something worse. Why this is Game

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Speaker 1: of Thrones level betrayal, dude. It's like siblings stabbing siblings

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Speaker 1: in the back, or doing other things or yell or

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Speaker 1: using something else to stab. I mean, oh, you know,

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Speaker 1: all right. My sister, Gwen thirty eight female, has been

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Speaker 1: married to Jacob thirty nine male for ten years. I've

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Speaker 1: had a best friend Ellie twenty one female since middle school.

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Speaker 1: She's always been around, but in twenty twenty I started

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Speaker 1: inviting her more because her mom died of COVID, so

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Speaker 1: she didn't have any family around.

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Speaker 2: Sad damn, it's rough. It sucks.

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Speaker 1: So I invited her to holiday parties, family get togethers,

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Speaker 1: et cetera. I wanted her to feel part of the family.

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Speaker 1: But then last night we found out from text my

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Speaker 1: sister found on Jacob's phone that he's been sleeping with

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Speaker 1: Ellie and she might be pregnant.

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Speaker 2: No pregnant, pregnant? Oh my god? What is prong with people? Dude?

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Speaker 1: I feel like that is terrible on like two fronts. Yeah, one,

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Speaker 1: the cheating terrible, obviously, obviously, But to wrap that ship, bro, Like,

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me. You're gonna cheat on your wife

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Speaker 1: and dog. Has some freaking decency before you cheat and

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Speaker 1: either get a vasectomy momentarily or you know, you know,

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Speaker 1: use use Trojan brand condoms.

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Speaker 2: It's it's the the Sopranos thing. It's like you kiss

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Speaker 2: your your mother with that mouth. Yeah like that, go

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Speaker 2: to your side piece to get a little dome. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm not saying don't go to your side piece.

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Speaker 1: Obviously you are a depraved individual that needs uh that

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Speaker 1: kind of thing. But at least, at least I have

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Speaker 1: the common decency and just like peace of mind to

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Speaker 1: just wrap that Willie God piece of trash, honestly garbage

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Speaker 1: rolling around in the wind, grabbing sdds and depositing babies

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Speaker 1: wherever you see shit. My sister is devastated, obviously yep,

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Speaker 1: and took their kids to come live with our parents.

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Speaker 1: I feel so guilty. I'm the one that brought her

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Speaker 1: around and invited her to stuff. I feel like it's

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Speaker 1: all my fault. My sister's life is ruined, the kids

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Speaker 1: are really upset, and I have no idea what to do.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think we should put all the blame

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Speaker 2: on Opie.

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Speaker 1: I think it is because you you literally set you

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Speaker 1: set it all up. You set your brother in law

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Speaker 1: with your super hot, frisky dead dad friend. You know,

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Speaker 1: now she has daddy. That was bad. Maybe that's too deep,

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Speaker 1: too deep, too deep, too me. I'm sorry that it does.

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Speaker 1: It does suck that Maybe maybe she's you know, maybe

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Speaker 1: like the friend is kind of acting out. You know,

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Speaker 1: you lose your dad at twenty one. Literally, And I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying like to excuse her behavior, yeah, by any means,

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Speaker 1: but just to empathize a little, like.

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Speaker 2: You're in a low emotional place.

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Speaker 1: Emotional place, and try to get validation from another father figure.

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Speaker 1: So tripple screw that guy for like I mean, he's

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Speaker 1: basically like taking advantage of this like emotional lope point.

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Speaker 1: Almost certainly, almost almost certainly. Yeah, God, it's thirty eight bro.

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Speaker 1: Eight man's old as fuck. Geez man's old as fuck,

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Speaker 1: And here's this girl dad recently died, looking for a

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Speaker 1: father figure, probably because of that dating older and then decides, oh,

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Speaker 1: these older other I'm assuming a lot these other older

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Speaker 1: guys on dating apps aren't doing it for me. I

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Speaker 1: want someone who's married. I want someone who is closer

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Speaker 1: to family. There's there's there's some shit brewing beneath the surface.

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Speaker 2: Not good.

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Speaker 1: But John, what's it? I thought that wasn't bad enough.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's an update.

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Speaker 2: It cannot get worse, bro, But show me, but show me.

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Speaker 2: What do you got? What do you have?

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Speaker 1: My sister is still really upset. Get over it. Come on,

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Speaker 1: it's been a whole posting cycle since since Jacob cheetah

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Speaker 1: you Oh my god. Also, she's not doing well at all.

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Speaker 1: The kids all have a really good relationship with Jacob,

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Speaker 1: so that didn't make it easier. Seems like he's good

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Speaker 1: with young people. We were asking about constantly and crying

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Speaker 1: for him. She went back home two days ago. She's

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Speaker 1: living in the main part of the house and he's

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Speaker 1: living in the garage apartment. Okay, so they're kind of

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Speaker 1: like living separately a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Damn.

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Speaker 1: My sister asked me to talk to Ellie, which Holy shit,

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Speaker 1: terrible friends. Terrible friend. Bro. If I found out one

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Speaker 1: of my girlfriends fucked my dad, I would be mad

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Speaker 1: to god.

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Speaker 2: You'd be a little peeve.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be a little like I'd be a little peeved.

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Speaker 1: And that goes to all the okop fam, I consider

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Speaker 1: you my extended friend group. Oh God, please stop fucking

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Speaker 1: my dad. Our live show, our first live show, is

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Speaker 1: just women lining to just get at mister dad. I've

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Speaker 1: heard the talk around town is my dad is a

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Speaker 1: good looking dude.

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Speaker 2: Bro he looks great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's fifty seven, still freaking got abs.

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Speaker 2: Brood gravy. Yeah, he's signed me up.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's trying to please God. No. So my sister asked

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Speaker 1: me to talk to Ellie to find out as much

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Speaker 1: of her side as we can. She's pregnant and apparently

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Speaker 1: her and Jacob have been dating a while. Yikes. He

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Speaker 1: told her my sister had a drinking problem and it

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Speaker 1: was emotionally abusive to him the kids. I told her

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Speaker 1: that was a lie, and if she really thought that

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Speaker 1: was true, why wouldn't she talk to me about it?

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Speaker 2: Good point?

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Speaker 1: She said she thought I'd lie for my sister. I

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Speaker 1: know you all think I'm crazy because I'm so emotional.

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Speaker 1: I'm not usually, but I'm so sad for my sister.

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Speaker 1: But I also feel guilty because I basically set them up.

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Speaker 1: I sat down and sobbed the other day because, like,

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Speaker 1: she was my best friend for so many years, and

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Speaker 1: she must have just completely lied and misled me and

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Speaker 1: made up stories to keep her dating him a secret.

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Speaker 1: She wasn't really my friend at all. And I had

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Speaker 1: no idea. And I know this about my sister and

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Speaker 1: her kids, and I know that they are good people.

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Speaker 1: Everything just really sucks.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: The only one who doesn't seem affected by any of

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Speaker 1: this is Jacob. Jacob, who's just playing with his kids

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Speaker 1: is normal. My sister said, he almost seems cheerful about

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Speaker 1: all of this. Jacob, You die, bro?

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Speaker 2: What is you know what? Sam? I'm not team Jacob.

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Speaker 1: I'm not team Jacob Fricking Edward all the way. Yes, dude,

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Speaker 1: Jacob is a sociopath.

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Speaker 2: He's a trifle and piece of trash.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I mean, I guess I get hey won

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Speaker 1: redeeming quality and I'm serious about this one one redeeming

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Speaker 1: quality at least. It seems like he's a good father

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Speaker 1: to his kid. But he's playing with his kids. He's

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Speaker 1: not letting his personal life getting away of my time

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Speaker 1: with his children. God that it's a professional broh. He is.

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Speaker 2: He is a professional. God.

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Speaker 1: But wow, so many people suck in this story, specifically

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Speaker 1: Ellie and Jacob. Specifically Ellie and Jacob but you know

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Speaker 1: what isn't trash, John.

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Speaker 2: What is not trash?

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Speaker 1: Them our suburn in our sasho Kop Show.

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Speaker 2: It's the opposite of trash.

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Speaker 1: It's the opposite of trash, it's gold. And if you

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Speaker 1: want to submit some story gold so we can you know,

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Speaker 1: read it and react to it. Please go to our

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Speaker 1: sash Kop show and read it and then we'll pick

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Speaker 1: the best stories and read those shit out of those things.

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Speaker 1: But you know what else, if you like this story,

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Speaker 1: you're probably gonna like this other one where oh P's children,

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Speaker 1: seven of them don't look like him.

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Speaker 2: Suspicious, Suspicious,