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Speaker 1: is the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast, coming live and direct.

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Speaker 1: My name is Michael Rapport a k A. The Greno

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Speaker 1: The White r Cineo Hall. If you've never listened to

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Speaker 1: this before, UM, and you are a biblical person or

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Speaker 1: get offended or easily, UM, I'm glad to have you. Um,

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Speaker 1: what can I say? Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and an

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Speaker 1: gonna get into some of that. Um, I'm gonna I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you that I'm in here with Dean Collins.

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Speaker 1: That's why you're hearing beeping and blopping in the background,

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Speaker 1: because Dean Allins doesn't shut this phone off. UM. Tomorrow, Uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be recording live from New York with

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Speaker 1: my co host, Gerald Moody a k A. G. Moody

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Speaker 1: in the podcast world. Um, what you could expect from

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Speaker 1: that episode is Danny I l o uh shows up

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Speaker 1: to the Bush family reunion since Jeff Busch um got

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Speaker 1: out of the race. Um, because what a disgrace this

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Speaker 1: fucking guys. Donald Trump made mincemeat. He's the first person

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Speaker 1: would have ever predicted that Donald Trump would submit in

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Speaker 1: like he was taking candy from a baby. But today

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get into it with Dean Collins. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: be talking about the f x O J Simpson series,

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Speaker 1: Um that I'm enjoying. We're gonna talk about Vinyl on HBO,

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Speaker 1: the pilot episode and the uh the second episode. Um.

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Speaker 1: Dean Collins, who uh looks like my son but who's

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Speaker 1: He's gonna talk about a Tinder experience and apparently he's

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Speaker 1: Serio podcast. That being said, Dean Colin, What's what's going

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Speaker 1: on in your world? What's you're You're deep in the

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Speaker 1: you're deep in online dating. I missed out on this

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Speaker 1: online dating. Like what what you young guys have? You're

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Speaker 1: know you're single? Yes, what's the what's the online dating world? Like? Like,

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Speaker 1: Do you get dick picks? Why would I get dick

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Speaker 1: picks because I'm I change my preference to I'm interested

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Speaker 1: like you could choose whether you're interested in okay, but

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Speaker 1: Totally didn't know that. What do you mean? I didn't

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Speaker 1: know that you were getting picks from other guys? You

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Speaker 1: start this? I'm happy to be on the podcast. I'm

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Speaker 1: excited to be here. The people like you. Somebody said

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Speaker 1: that your voice is soothing that makes you feel It

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Speaker 1: made me feel good. Um, but but but break it

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Speaker 1: down to me, give me, give me the world of

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Speaker 1: online day man. So there are so many different apps

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Speaker 1: there's Bumble, there's this new app called ya Okay, talk

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Speaker 1: about Ray. Okay, so I've just discovered Ray. My roommate

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Speaker 1: Daniel has been on it for quite a while now, Daniels,

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Speaker 1: he's a he's a he's a sick man. He's a stickman.

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Speaker 1: That's like, that's is that for real? Like Daniels gets

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Speaker 1: it in. He's so used to just like going to

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Speaker 1: don't need to use that kind of language, do we.

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Speaker 1: We could be a little bit more creative. No, I

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Speaker 1: want I want to give you context, Like, but men,

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Speaker 1: you could you could give me context without saying fucking Okay,

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Speaker 1: Daniels used to I'm still trying to hang onto my

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Speaker 1: New Year's resolution to not say as many swear words

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Speaker 1: curse words as I do. That's good. Actually, you're just

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Speaker 1: throwing funck. I hadn't said any I'm sorry, I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: he meets all these girls online. He's not used to

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Now, you're coming across a lot

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty five years old, I was in a three

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Speaker 1: a I got a pool table here. You know, it's

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Speaker 1: a fun time. We have a few drinks. Whatever. Like

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Speaker 1: I'm not look, I'll be to savage. Dean Collins is

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Speaker 1: not a savage. I respect that about him because I

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Speaker 1: when you're twenty five, anyway, go out so your oats, girls,

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Speaker 1: guys explore the world. You don't know what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: You think you do. And this sounds like old man Rappaport.

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Speaker 1: You think you do be it don't. You don't have

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Speaker 1: any clue. So what Passimate is doing? Your friend Daniel, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's he's inspiring. It's inspiring. Living with it okay. So

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Speaker 1: come over that that that that that you had met online. Um, Um,

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Speaker 1: me what happened here? And then how did you wind up? Uh? You? You?

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Speaker 1: You were very excited. You were like, I hooked up

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Speaker 1: then you said you're using Magnum, Uh, your big Dix

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Speaker 1: that's a separate case. But I just want to let

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Speaker 1: you that's a whole separate case of the Magnum stuff.

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Speaker 1: We can get to later. I'm very pleased with Magnum.

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Speaker 1: It actually blew my mind. It does not cut off

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Speaker 1: circulation I've I've never had. I don't know what that

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Speaker 1: hate I hate condom. Who no, but it hurts it

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Speaker 1: hurts me, right, So look, that's a whole other thing.

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Speaker 1: Daniel said, Hey, I'm gonna change your world. Here's a

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Speaker 1: Magnum condom. I I always thought that magnums were for pipesman,

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Speaker 1: But we'll talk about the magnums like that. Pipes You

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Speaker 1: like that term? Good one? Okay, So anyway, let's just

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Speaker 1: get you man coxman, pipesman. Yes. So here's the reason

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Speaker 1: had been talking to a girl, let's call her Julia. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: So Julia, um really vibe in. It's it's going great.

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Speaker 1: I finally get to meet Julia. Um, it's not what

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Speaker 1: I was expecting. Why she didn't look like I thought

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Speaker 1: she was gonna Chinese? No, No, it wasn't anything like

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Speaker 1: disrespect to the Asian woman. I think they're beautiful. But

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Speaker 1: you thought you were getting I thought I was getting

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Speaker 1: some petite, cute girl, the operative word being petite petite. Okay, okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't the case, um, But you know what, I

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Speaker 1: wasn't discriminating. We had a great time, we had a

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Speaker 1: good night whatever. I was kind of stuck, you know,

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Speaker 1: One thing leads to another. But we're hooking up, and

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Speaker 1: while we're hooking up. Nothing too far. You're saying hooking

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Speaker 1: up that means freaking off, not yet, Um, it could

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Speaker 1: be anything. But we're like, we're making out. You know,

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Speaker 1: we're in my room. Whatever is there music plan? What

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Speaker 1: are you listening to? What am I listening to? I'll

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Speaker 1: put on the uh not you personally, I can give

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Speaker 1: a fuck. I want to know what's happenings. What boner

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Speaker 1: jams playlist? Um? Yeah, I mean I like to play

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Speaker 1: Arctic Monkeys. That always the album AM really gets the

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Speaker 1: where we talked about that record and they're like, I

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Speaker 1: It was pretty sweet? But why was this? Was under

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Speaker 1: So I'm in my onesie. I'm on my bed with

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Speaker 1: this girl, this blonde girl. I won't name her. I won't.

418
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 1: I won't give her an Amber. Let's call her Amber.

419
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 1: I'm with Amber. She's looking so hot. She's very hot. Um,

420
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 1: and I got my room. I got this spacelight going

421
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 1: in my room. I'm just setting the mood. I got

422
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:22,760
Speaker 1: Arctic monkeys blastings. Um, we're about to freak off. I

423
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 1: start freaking off. She's one of the freakiest girls. I

424
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 1: met it at school. Okay, okay, I start going down

425
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 1: there and in my giving her a mustache. I guess

426
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 1: I gave her that mustache. I'm not sure what that

427
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 1: must Yeah, sure, I gave her that mustache. Shout out

428
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 1: the big pun giving her a mustache. Okay, so I'm

429
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 1: giving her. You know, you should ask a girl next time.

430
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Speaker 1: This is a thing. You want the meat or the mustache? No,

431
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 1: I feel that's a good question. That's a good question.

432
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 1: You ask her, lady, you want the meat or the mustache.

433
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: I'm always happy to give them me. I'm always happy

434
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Speaker 1: for both, to give both. I think that's a question. Listen.

435
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Speaker 1: I I feel like the more communication the better. And

436
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: if you said, yo, you want the meat or the mustache,

437
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I feel like there's a better phrasing

438
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Speaker 1: for it. Pay money for you to if you were

439
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 1: in that kind of position and you had to like,

440
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 1: and I would pay money for you to say, would

441
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: you like the meat or the mustache? I mean if

442
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 1: if I had a few drinks and me I had

443
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,360
Speaker 1: no problem saying it. And and I thought this girl.

444
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: I thought Amber and I were hitting it off. I

445
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 1: started in this particular incident. I was about to go

446
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: with the meat, but we started with that mustache. So

447
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: we're in the mustache phase. And I kid you not

448
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 1: I am. I'm like in a blackout of of how

449
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: drunk I am. Okay, I'm not proud of it, but

450
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know you were younger. Sure,

451
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: but this is how message drinking and driving. No, no, no,

452
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,400
Speaker 1: no no. I'm at my house. I'm at my crib.

453
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 1: I give her the mustache. I I promise you. I

454
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 1: got out of that blackout so quickly up. It was

455
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 1: like you got jumped. It was like Mike Tyson fun

456
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: was like the smell but the worst thing you can imagine. Okay,

457
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:08,959
Speaker 1: so that's something you gotta think. We're all running. That's

458
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 1: why I'm talking about. It has nothing to do it

459
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 1: to do it, I am telling you, Dean. It has

460
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 1: nothing to do with a body order. It's not a

461
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 1: sweat thing. That that smell is from interior body order

462
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: is exterior? Do you want to stand? It has nothing

463
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: to do with it. That is no excuse for this

464
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: young lady. I'm telling you. I know this for a fact.

465
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Speaker 1: Like okay, Like a little must is one thing. A

466
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 1: little must could be sexual, a little must could be

467
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 1: a turn on. We're not talking about a musk. We're

468
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:40,919
Speaker 1: talking about rotten, hot summer day in New York City, garbage, filth,

469
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 1: but worse sewage. It's it's the smell is literally like

470
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Speaker 1: it's it'll make your fucking eyes tear up. I know that,

471
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 1: and and this is no disrespect to any woman, but

472
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's it's it's the men that need to

473
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Speaker 1: be able to be able to an open form and

474
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Speaker 1: be like, boo, your ship don't smell right. I'm a

475
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: nice guy. I can't I'm not that guy. I couldn't

476
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 1: do it. I pondered for weeks with this, this girl

477
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 1: that I mentioned earlier, I pondered for weeks, how can

478
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 1: I do this? I want to say this. I like

479
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: this girl. I'm single, I'm into her. She's freaky, dicky,

480
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: but she's everything. I don't want to touch her because

481
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want her. I don't want

482
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 1: her juices flowing because when the juice is flowing, that

483
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: black tar is going to come God please and getting

484
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 1: sick thing. But honestly, this girl gave every other woman

485
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: a bad name because it just it was one of

486
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 1: the first girls I had hooked up with after my relationship.

487
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: So I was like, imagine if you're a virgin and

488
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Speaker 1: that happens, and you're like, this is what everywhere everyone's

489
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 1: talking about. This, this is what everywhere. This is like

490
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Speaker 1: a mountaintop moment. This isn't a mountain top, mom, this

491
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Speaker 1: is fucking hell on Earth. You got to do this.

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Speaker 1: It's your school when you were on this mattress, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my mattress. Did you have a cast for mattress? That's

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Speaker 1: so funny that you said that, because I actually had

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Speaker 1: a cast for mattress and Casper. I just want to

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Speaker 1: say off the record, is that has to be one

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Speaker 1: refund and you don't have to pay for them to

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Speaker 1: pick up the mattress to either recycling or to donate

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Speaker 1: it to somebody who really appreciates a good night's sleep,

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Speaker 1: a good nap, or just a good cuddle time. They

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Speaker 1: to say I owe it to Casper for me basically

520
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 1: getting lad in college because a girl is not gonna

521
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: want to sleep on some ship. Why would you want

522
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: to get up when she's feeling so comfortable. We laid

523
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: in bed for out, like just all day. All right,

524
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: this ce Iron Reports Stereo podcast. We're gonna move forward. Um.

525
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: The O J. Simpson um FX series, Um Dean We're on.

526
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 1: Episode four is coming up. Three have already aired. Um

527
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen it, I really enjoy It started

528
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 1: off with a bang bang starring Cuba Gooding his O J.

529
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: John Travolta as his lawyer Robert Shapiro. David Swimmer has

530
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: on the Robert Kardashian wig and he's playing Robert Kardashian.

531
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: Why isn't the Robert Kardashian wig Halloween outfit? That wig

532
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 1: is like Robert Kardashian. God rest his soul um, his

533
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 1: hair was it was official like he had the silver streak,

534
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: silver streak. He he was Polly Walnuts before Paully Walnuts.

535
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: Who's Polly Walnuts. I'm not gonna lie and say whoa, whoa,

536
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:12,399
Speaker 1: whoa whoa My man, my man, Not only did you

537
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: mention an under you run, you just asked, who's Paully Walnuts?

538
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: On the I Am Wrappports Stereo podcast. All Right, you

539
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 1: should be ashamed. You's my fans are gonna be like,

540
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 1: kick them the funk out and kick them off, all right,

541
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: kick me off. Fuck it. I'm not even gonna tell you,

542
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: Paully Walnuts. You do the fucking knowledge, you do the math. Okay,

543
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: So Robert Kardashian had that Paully Walnuts ship before Paully Walnuts. Um,

544
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: that's true. Anyway, I'm enjoying the the the HBO, H

545
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: the HBO, the O J. Simpson thing, um, the miniseries

546
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: because I find it um very interesting. I'm living a

547
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: true a true crime case that I was very aware of.

548
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: I'll give you. I'll give you. Want me to tell

549
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: you a little piece of Mike rapport o J. Simpson

550
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: history ahead the day the verdict was announced, I was

551
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: in contention to play the part that Ed Norton played

552
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 1: beautifully and before he was cast in the Um The

553
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: People versus Larry Flint. At one point I was in

554
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,479
Speaker 1: the mix, let's just say the mix. I was never

555
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: really in contention. I don't want to discredit Ed Norton anyway,

556
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: because he's fucking great. But at one point I was

557
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: in the mix to play the lawyer and the People

558
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: Versus Larry Flint, the part that I think Ed Norton

559
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,239
Speaker 1: got nominated for, and I couldn't have been as good

560
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: as not At Norton. Wasn't wood He Harrilson or not.

561
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: Woody Harrison played Larry Flint, And you guys are so

562
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: similar looking that I'm surprised you wouldn't have been in

563
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: contention for that. Rule. Well, he's also a little older

564
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: and Woody Harrison's Woody house at the time. Uh, At

565
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: Norton was still you know, you know, he was still

566
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: up and coming, and he was still at Norton. That's

567
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: not the point. I don't want to discredit at all

568
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: fucking Ed Norton. But the day that the o J

569
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: verdict was read, that morning I went in and met

570
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: Milo's foreman, the director of People Versus Larry Flint more

571
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: famously directed One Full of the Cuckoo's Nest, one of

572
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: my favorite fucking movies all the time. So let's say

573
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: that the verdict was let's say it was read at

574
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: nine o'clock. It was shocking that he was found not guilty. Um,

575
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: that's not that, That's what's the point of this. But

576
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: I got I went in there at twelve noon. The

577
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: only fucking thing we talked about was the fucking verdict.

578
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: You didn't even read the sides. Probably we didn't do

579
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: shit like we we We actually did some reading, me

580
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: and Milos forming, but I was so sidetracked and so

581
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: baffled by what happened. Uh, listen, that's almost a better audition,

582
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: because then you could really like, I know, I know,

583
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: I know, but but but whatever, the point of the

584
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: story is that, Uh, that's my o J thing. I audition.

585
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: I remember I auditioned and met Milo's foreman the day

586
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: that the o J Verdict was read. Cut to twenty

587
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: something years later. Here we are watching the FX movie

588
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,959
Speaker 1: about it. The girl who's playing Marshaw, what's her name,

589
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: Clark Sarah Paulson, kicking ass um, really channeling her. But

590
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: I just really, I just want to talk about it

591
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: really quick, because I don't want to give it too

592
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: much shine, I don't want to give it to much.

593
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: I've been joined. I find it a little campy. I'm

594
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: looking forward to next week's episode because the Great and

595
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: he's also a friend, and he's a friend of the

596
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: Iron Rapports stereo podcast. My man John Singleton, he directed

597
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: that next episode, and that's gonna be really good. Look

598
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: they had me by the balls and then what was

599
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: the line that's that ripped you in? That kind of

600
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: got you in, the line that got me in? I

601
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: think it was from your friend what's his name, Courtney B. Vance, Yes,

602
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: Courtney B. Vanson as and he's playing Johnny Cochran. He said,

603
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: he said, choose a side, and then and then and

604
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: then and then I always you know that Danny A.

605
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: Yelo auditioned for that. I had no idea. Yeah, so

606
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: so Courtney Vance his take was on it, he said,

607
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: Courtney B. Vance, I think he said something like, choose

608
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: a side, and I Yello, he auditioned, choose the fucking side.

609
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: Choose a side. Choose the fucking side. Whose a side?

610
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: If the club doesn't fit, you must quit. You must

611
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: have quit, you motherfuck? Are you know? They talk about diversity,

612
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: Corney B. Vance, he's fucking great, but why not give

613
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: ilo an opportunity to play Johnny Cochrane. I thought it

614
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: was just like I mean, I I you talk about diversity,

615
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: it's gotta work both ways. Choose a fucking side, choose

616
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: a side, choose a fucking sign, you cut sucker. You know,

617
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: I think if the club doesn't fit, you must have quit,

618
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: you motherfuck. Okay, Okay, we're just gonna leave it too.

619
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Speaker 1: All right, So how are you feeling going into episode

620
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Speaker 1: four of the O j uh Mini series mini series?

621
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: I have to tell you I'm not feeling great. I'm

622
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: really not feeling great. They sort of like second episode.

623
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Speaker 1: I put up with it. No, I wouldn't say it

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Speaker 1: was first one. You really first one great? Okay, I

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Speaker 1: really really enjoyed it. I like the whole set up.

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Speaker 1: Every commercial by coming John Travolta's wig and his eyebrow.

627
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Speaker 1: They toned him down though. On that third episode, Google,

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Speaker 1: let me let me, let me give you some some

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Speaker 1: acting things. Sure, let me give you some how television

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Speaker 1: is made to the people. I want to give you

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Speaker 1: a little little insight into these things. You know, when

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Speaker 1: you're playing such specific iconic characters Robert Kardashian, Robert Shapiro,

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Speaker 1: Johnny Cochrane and of course O. J. Simpson um of Cato,

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Speaker 1: you know, the rehearsal process is a very important thing.

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Speaker 1: And in television, unless you're doing a sitcom, the rehearsal

636
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Speaker 1: process is null and void. So if you're playing a

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Speaker 1: character like Robert Shapiro that everyone watched for fucking a

638
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Speaker 1: year and a half, or or Robert Kardashian or O J. Simpson,

639
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Speaker 1: you need weeks and weeks of rehearsal. When you're doing

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Speaker 1: a sitcom, that's that's probably where you get the most rehearsal.

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Speaker 1: And you'd be like, what do you mean When you

642
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Speaker 1: do Big Bang Theory or you do Friends, you rehearse

643
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Speaker 1: for four days, full thick rehearsals. I guarantee you that

644
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Speaker 1: when they first started doing the O J thing, they

645
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Speaker 1: might have done a couple of read throughs. Waste the time.

646
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Speaker 1: Read Throughs in television are a waste of time. They're

647
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Speaker 1: they're just a WASTEI go have go, go, go go

648
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Speaker 1: to a play. I mean, go go have dinner. You're

649
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Speaker 1: all about rehearsals, rehearsal. But I think the trick is

650
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Speaker 1: but to groove. In episode two and three, he's starting

651
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Speaker 1: to get his group three. I think he got his

652
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Speaker 1: groop in three. I think the director toned him the

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Speaker 1: funk down. But I just want to say why I'm

654
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Speaker 1: not a fan of it anymore, and why I've sort

655
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Speaker 1: of moved on is because you're gonna finish watching. I'll

656
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Speaker 1: finish watching for sure. I'm invested in okay, and why

657
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Speaker 1: are you? Why aren't you not loving it the way

658
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 1: I am? Because I've had enough enough of the fucking Kardashians.

659
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Speaker 1: I can't agree. I can't agree. We don't go ahead.

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Speaker 1: They're milking boot Chris Kardashian at the I Radio. They

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Speaker 1: fucking boot her and enough they they like every single

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Speaker 1: chance they get to show the Kardashians, Oh she's playing Courtney,

663
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Speaker 1: Oh she's making enough. They milk. They have nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with the fucking o J thing. That's why I

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Speaker 1: feel like it's lost its agree and I think it's exploitive.

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Speaker 1: And if if I was the Kardashians, I would be

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Speaker 1: fucking piste thought that you ever right, you fucking people,

668
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Speaker 1: You just just enough is enough. We don't need Chris

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Speaker 1: Kardashian or Chris jenn or whatever the funk our name is.

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Speaker 1: I agree they didn't need to even have them in

671
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Speaker 1: the movie about them. We don't need them in the

672
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Speaker 1: goddamn movie. And also in the Robert Kardashian character, He's

673
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Speaker 1: not important enough to show his wife and the Okay,

674
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Speaker 1: if you show the wife, I get that. But the kids,

675
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Speaker 1: the kids and enough, they were like they were fucking

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Speaker 1: Loscala together. Can't some rich person send them all off

677
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Speaker 1: to the Mars? Send him there for a few months.

678
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Speaker 1: The Kardashians take over the world. Literally, get the funk

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Speaker 1: out of I've had enough, man, One thing I do

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Speaker 1: love on television. Anyway, I'm gonna continue watching, looking forward

681
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Speaker 1: to the John Singleton episode who directed me in Higher Learning,

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Speaker 1: That's true poetic justice, boys in the Hood. I love.

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Speaker 1: He's a good dude. Uh produced uh And he's just

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Speaker 1: he's just he's the guy. He's the dude. Um. But

685
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Speaker 1: I final glad you mentioned Vinyl directed. The pilot was

686
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Speaker 1: not even a pilot. It was a more of a movie,

687
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Speaker 1: two hour episode directed by Scorsesey. It was so scored

688
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Speaker 1: Casey Bobby kind of all I love the world, I

689
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Speaker 1: love the music. Scorsese to me, it's like even when

690
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Speaker 1: he's not perfect, because I think that the pilot wasn't

691
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Speaker 1: necessarily perfect, but it was almost perfect. It was it

692
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Speaker 1: was great. It was incredible, it was incredible. It was

693
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Speaker 1: incredible two hours of television. Um. Terence Winter writing. It

694
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Speaker 1: was had a very big Wolf of Wall Street fielding

695
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Speaker 1: Wolf of Wall Street. It had a taxi driver feel

696
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Speaker 1: like the New York they c g I New York

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Speaker 1: bugged me out. Cannavali is perfectly cast. Dice Clay kicked

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Speaker 1: ass and kicked ass. He kicked at like I want

699
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Speaker 1: to like we could give him some shine. And I

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Speaker 1: know you did an episode on Dice dices show is

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Speaker 1: coming up, and I think in in the spring on Showtime.

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Speaker 1: Um And obviously Andrew dice Clay is iconic. Um and

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Speaker 1: dramatic actor, which no one would have thought. And I

705
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Speaker 1: loved it. And I didn't watch episode two, and you did.

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Speaker 1: I saw episode two last night. N I was a vinyl.

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Speaker 1: I was so excited. Um, it was so so good.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't directed by Scorsese, so I was kind of like,

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Speaker 1: Martin Scorse. I know, I know, but you know, you

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Speaker 1: got Mick Jagger producing, You got all the right people

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Speaker 1: son good actor. Yeah, he's good good looking. He's you could,

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Speaker 1: sure he's getting it in. He's getting it in on

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Speaker 1: the show. That's I'm looking forward to it. Um, we're

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Speaker 1: we're gonna hear some funk right now. We're gonna hear

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Speaker 1: Premiere Meat. And then we're gonna come back with our

731
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Speaker 1: Oscar predictions and who we would give the Oscar too.

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Speaker 1: We'll be right back in about fifteen seconds to fund

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Speaker 1: I just want to let you know while we're doing

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Speaker 1: All right, Oscars, Okay, what do you think about the

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Speaker 1: oscars our predictions? Should we go with our predictions? I

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Speaker 1: want to go with them, alright. I'll just start with

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Speaker 1: the best supporting actress, best supporting actress? Okay, um, here

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Speaker 1: with the candidates. Who are the nominees. We got Jennifer

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Speaker 1: Jason Lee for The Hateful Eight. Okay. We have Rooney

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Speaker 1: Mara for Carol. We have Rachel McAdams for Spotlight. Alicia

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Speaker 1: vikandor this the Danish girl. Um, Kate Winslet for Jobs?

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Speaker 1: Who do you think is gonna win? Who do I

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Speaker 1: think is gonna win? For the supporting actress? Who do

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Speaker 1: you think is gonna win? And then who would you

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Speaker 1: give it to? Who do you think it's gonna because

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Speaker 1: you know it's all politics, who do I think will win?

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Speaker 1: I think it's gonna go to Kate Winslett for Steve Jobs.

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Speaker 1: I I think so too. And do you think she

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Speaker 1: deserves it or would you pick another choice? I personally

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Speaker 1: I love Kate Winslet. I thought she killed it and

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Speaker 1: I like, I have nothing bad to say. And I

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Speaker 1: saw a great piece on the Steve Jobs movie, on

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Speaker 1: Kate Winslet, on fast Bender, and on the writer and

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Speaker 1: the director, huge rehearsal process because they had long long

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Speaker 1: Danny Boyle and what's the writer's name? Great writer? Um,

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Speaker 1: we're not even fact checking. We got that right? No,

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Speaker 1: she look and if they gave it to her, I'm

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Speaker 1: like great. You know, personally, I wouldn't mind seeing Jennifer

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Speaker 1: Jason just because she's a fucking vet you know, actress

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Speaker 1: like actresses like her, actors that have been in the

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Speaker 1: business so long you get taken for grant enough. She's

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Speaker 1: been doing this since she was a teenager Fast Times

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Speaker 1: at Regimont High. I remember she was in there with

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Speaker 1: was just it was just another level. And I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I'm talking about that now. She was great

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Speaker 1: and Hatefully, but I think that when gonats that. But

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Speaker 1: like in Hatefully. She's a fucking great actress and she

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Speaker 1: and I feel like she's been taken for granted, and

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Speaker 1: I'm glad her career is back on track and that

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Speaker 1: she's back in people's uh, in people's mind. Best supporting actor.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say this. Read the nominees. We have

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Speaker 1: Christian Bale On The Big Short, Great Tom Hardy, The Revenant,

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Speaker 1: he was great, Great, Mark Ruffalo, Spotlight. I didn't love Spotlight,

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Speaker 1: but I was all the actors incredible cast. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll get to that. Let's go to the oka A.

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00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: We have Mark Ryland's for Bridges Spies. Never heard of him.

830
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: He was really good. I I never heard of him.

831
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: He was like, I know, I know who he is,

832
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 1: I never heard of him, and Bridges Spies shot out

833
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: to Steven Spielberg, executive producer of the now defunct Public

834
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: Morals on t they canceled us, canceled us, they shut

835
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: us down. I think it was because you weren't on

836
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: the poster. Not no, no, go ahead anyway. I'm not

837
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: saying that if I wasn't on the poster, we wouldn't

838
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: get canceled. But I'm not saying that that season where

839
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: we got canceled, Okay, we go forward. So the last

840
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: person on that list is Sylvester Stallone for Creed down. Okay,

841
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: you're making a mistake by not seeing Creed. Here's how

842
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: it works now. Tom Hardy and Christian Bale's performance were

843
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: more colorful, probably more challenging. Sylvester s alone, so iconic,

844
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: so influential, He's going to win. He deserves to win.

845
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: The reason why is because it's sometimes you win these awards,

846
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: these Oscars. It's not just for Creed, it's for the

847
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: body of work. Sylvester s alone deserves to win the

848
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: Oscar this year. No one would have thought that Rocky

849
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: Balboa and essentially Rocky seven would be impactful and emotional

850
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: he he He had you crying in the theater. He

851
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: was so vulnerable, and to come from all the craziness

852
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: that Stallone has had in his professional career, all the

853
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 1: the struggles and stuff he's went through personally, And my

854
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: goal and hope is to truly get him on the

855
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 1: Iron Wrap for podcast because I feel like I will

856
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: give him the best interview possible. He means so much

857
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: to so many people. But for me, Sylvester Sloan and

858
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: that Rocky character is like Mickey Mouse, It's like Charlie Brown,

859
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: It's Americana. He's going to win. He deserves to win.

860
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that Tom Hardy wasn't fucking incredible.

861
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that Christian Bale wasn't incredible. The

862
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: gentleman from Bridges Spies great. Still, it's still Stallan's year,

863
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: all right, I Stallan's year period. He deserves to win

864
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 1: because he's Sylvester Sloan and that character that he played,

865
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: it means so much to so many people, and the

866
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: way he played it was beautiful. So I don't want

867
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: to hear about anybody else who would you pick? You

868
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: didn't even see Creed, Shame on you. I know this

869
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: is Dean. I didn't say. I didn't Dean. This is

870
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 1: your third strike. We're we're talking about what is it?

871
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: Panty party? It was under run and I thought that

872
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: would be like a positive for the rabbit plant. My man,

873
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: that's un you. You said to me, I don't know

874
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: who I got my freak off on d Run. Okay, guys,

875
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 1: but but you also don't know who Paully Walnuts is.

876
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: And now you didn't see Creed. Do you know that

877
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: my fans are gonna be like this fucking guy? You

878
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: know what? Fine, I got other ship to do. Then

879
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 1: to whatever you want to kick me off. The fans

880
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 1: want to turn on me for this, No, don't turn

881
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: on my because you're already setting me up for failures.

882
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: So it's like, go ahead, guy, who's your biggest advocate?

883
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: It's me. I'm out there fighting people are but off

884
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: the mike when we're not, we're not being recorded. You're

885
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: my biggest advocate. We're on the mic. You're gonna get

886
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: them on me. You're you're a young you're you're you're

887
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: a young gun. You're five. You think you're gonna be

888
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: on here? You I don't see you. I show up.

889
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: I don't have any plugs to plug my phone in.

890
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: Are you serious? I got nothing? I got nothing. I

891
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: gotta fucking go to the store. Like I bring a

892
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: bottle of wine. I got it opened. You got it open?

893
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: You're fucking you. You Why did you use to get

894
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: it open? You use like a fucking screw drive. No,

895
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: I didn't. I use the wine opener. Okay, it took

896
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: half an hour, and then you came back. The cork

897
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: was all funked up. That's you know what I see.

898
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: You're just fucking making it up. Now you're making you're failure. No,

899
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: it's fine, it's fine. I'll take the heat whatever. Who

900
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: do you Who do you want to win? And who

901
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: do you think it's gonna w I haven't seen Sylvester,

902
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: but I'm just gonna go with I think Sylvester will win.

903
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear anything else. It's that's fine, okay, actress. Okay,

904
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: if I just want to say I think that Christian

905
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: Bale has a very strong chance of winning the Best Support,

906
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. He ain't taken my award

907
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: from from from Balboa. Okay, then let's just move on

908
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: getting heated on this category. What about my prime, Mick,

909
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: at least you had a prime legs ain't working. Nothing's working,

910
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: No one's doing nothing. Guy comes up, offers me the

911
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: big fight, big deal. You want to fight the big fight, y'all?

912
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,800
Speaker 1: Fight the fight. My face kicked in. You want to

913
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: be there ringside to see it? Do you? It stinks?

914
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: This whole place stinks, my prime? What about my prime, Mick,

915
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: at least you had a prime legs and working. Nothing's

916
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: work because no one's doing nothing. It's stinks. That's my

917
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: Rocky scene Mickey from Rocky One. Anyway, go ahead. I

918
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: felt like I was watching a movie. I thought, like,

919
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: give you the stink. You the supporting actor? Anyway? Uh,

920
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: you want to go to actor? Actress, actress in a

921
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: leading role, Actress in a leading role. We did supporting. Okay,

922
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: so we're doing leading. That's right. Actress okay, actress in

923
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,919
Speaker 1: a leading role. Cape Blanchette for Carol, Bree Lawson for Room,

924
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence Joy come on, that's just like, give me

925
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: a break. Charlotte Rambling for forty five years. I haven't

926
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: even heard, never heard of her. Last one sars Ronan

927
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: for Brooklyn. Okay, I just figured out to pronounce her

928
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: name to it's Sirsha said, thank you, you're you're, you're

929
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 1: your your your prediction and your choice, Okay, my prediction.

930
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 1: Bree Arson for Room killed it. And she's a friend.

931
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: She's a friend of mine. You know, we did a

932
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 1: we did a stupid movie together about ten years ago.

933
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: I saw her recently. She's a sweet girl. She's she

934
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: comes from a good family and she's good people and

935
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: she deserves she deserves the Oscar. I'm like, I can't

936
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: she killed I can't tell you how proud of him

937
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 1: was a hard part. She's fucking great, great man. What

938
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: was the what was the movie she was in? Um,

939
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: she'd short Term twelve too, that was the one. If

940
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,399
Speaker 1: you ever killed it, check that out. If you haven't

941
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: seen Short Term twelve, I know it's Ontflix, right, great movie.

942
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: It's a dark movie and it's it's a powerful movie.

943
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: But it should be seen. It's about kids, um living

944
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: in in a foster care and and about the workers there.

945
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: It's really good. And Bree Larsen that's when I saw that.

946
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: I was like, she is no joke and I'm waiting

947
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: the show. She was really good in Um, what's the comedy.

948
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 1: She's funny, she's got it all, she's beautiful. I fun

949
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 1: with Bree Larsen, hard body, karate, no disrespect Um. I agree.

950
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: I think she's gonna win, and I think she should win.

951
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: I agree Best Okay, but I just want to say

952
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: I also really enjoyed Sir Sharona's performance in Brooklyn. He's

953
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 1: was blown away by it and it surprised me the movie.

954
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: All right, so we're gonna go to Best Best Actor,

955
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: Brian Kranston, Trumbo, I didn't see it, Matt Damon, The Martian,

956
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio of the Revenant, Michael Fossbender, Steve Jobs, Eddie

957
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: ren Bade, Eddie Redmaine, The Danish Girl. UM prediction go Leonardo.

958
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 1: My prediction goes to Leonardo. It's kind of it's just

959
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: who do you think should Honestly, I'm a huge Leo fan.

960
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:39,720
Speaker 1: I don't think this was the role that he should

961
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: win for. I agree. I thought it was for wolf

962
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 1: wall Street. But they're going to get to him because

963
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: of the snubbed a couple of times. I know, but

964
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 1: it's just it's all politics. It's Leonardo. Congratulations, you're winning

965
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: the Oscars. Fucking great actor, great movie star, great dude,

966
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: and and and just handles himself with class and grace.

967
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: And I mean, listen, there's a lot of hot things

968
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: that could be way, way, way harder than being that famous,

969
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: But being that famous and that beloved is something that

970
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: it takes character, class and grace to be able to

971
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: do it in a way. Uh, and he does it beautifully. Um,

972
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: A good dude, a loyal dude, a hard working dude,

973
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: cares about what he does, cares about life, cares about

974
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: you know, making a good impact on the world. Kicked

975
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 1: ass and Revenant and he's gonna win the Oscar and

976
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 1: I'm fucking happy for him. That's about it. I mean,

977
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: what can you say, you can't world renowned, world class stickman.

978
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think. I don't think because of

979
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: because of the Internet. I don't think there'll ever be

980
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 1: another stickman that is prominent as Leonardo the Capitol. I

981
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: just feel like the cocksmith turning him into a like

982
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,399
Speaker 1: a meme and a joke. And it's just like turning

983
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 1: into a meme and a joke. Who who's doing that? No,

984
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: it's just like the memes of him like, oh if

985
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 1: he doesn't and he's on the yacht with the girls,

986
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 1: and I think they just leave Leo alone a little bit.

987
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,720
Speaker 1: That's the Huffington's post hipster elite. They're mad there player

988
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: hating because they're not invited to the yacht. Because if

989
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: you're forty something years old, forty two and you're Leonardo,

990
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: you should be on a yacht. Have you been invited

991
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: on the yacht part. I will say that I have

992
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,879
Speaker 1: been invited on the yacht, and that's all I say.

993
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 1: And I will say that I've never made it onto

994
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: the yacht, and I will say that one day I

995
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 1: will make it onto the yacht. And when I make

996
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: it onto those yachts with Leonardo, my joe will be

997
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 1: a gap. But that's gonna be a gap, a gape, agape,

998
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the only concern that I have about

999
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: being on the yacht is that walking around and I

1000
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: will be wearing a banana hammock. My friend, is that

1001
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: I might not ever be invited back, not by the girls.

1002
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: I think when Leonardo sees me on the yacht in

1003
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 1: my banana hammock, he might be like, what the fun?

1004
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: What's going on? Like that's that's not okay. That's not okay.

1005
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: So Leo, I funk with you. I want to get

1006
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: on the And when I come on the yacht for

1007
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: the first time, I'm not gonna say it. I'm gonna

1008
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: do it all but the first time I come on

1009
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: the yet, I'm in a banana hammock and we're gonna

1010
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,919
Speaker 1: do a ten part I am Rappa more podcast about

1011
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: you in the banana trust me a ten part. I

1012
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 1: mean it's gonna be a fun It's gonna be like

1013
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,319
Speaker 1: get used to it, because it's never it's never ending.

1014
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: It's I'm gonna be on the yacht in this banana

1015
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: hammock custom made. I'm getting a custom made banana hammock

1016
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get I don't know. I got a friend

1017
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 1: who's big in the stripper community, my man, the Punisher

1018
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 1: from Harlem. Look him up, The Punisher. He'll tell me

1019
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: where to get a customer banana hammock. Who sounds dangerous. No, no, no,

1020
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 1: he is when he when he unfolds the loaf. Trust me,

1021
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: you don't want to see what he's got. Go don't. Man,

1022
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: the Punisher, he's he's a bad dude. Listen to be

1023
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: a world and now put a strip man for a

1024
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 1: stripper for twenty five years. You gotta be able to

1025
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 1: unfold the loaf for real. Nice. That being said, let's

1026
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: go the best best Picture. Okay, this will be the

1027
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: last one. I don't think we should do the directors.

1028
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: I mean we're gonna do the director. Alright, alright, um

1029
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: best Picture. See what's nominated, The Big Short, Bridges, Spies, Brooklyn,

1030
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 1: mad Max, The Martian, the Revenant, Room funk Man. There's

1031
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 1: a lot of what's the front run? I think Revenu

1032
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: is gonna win. I think the front runners definitely Revenant.

1033
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: Let's just go with Revenant. I think it's gonna be

1034
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 1: count out Mad Max on a Hummer, don't count it out.

1035
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: I loved the directors, like n seven the director of

1036
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: Mad Max Is. I think he's ninety seven. George Miller,

1037
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 1: He's not come on, how old is he? Let's look check,

1038
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: We're not gonna look anything. How old is he? There's

1039
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: no way he's up there. He might win Best Director.

1040
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: But I think hallajndro and too director of Revenant, And

1041
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 1: I think revenuend is gonna it's gonna kick ass. Damn

1042
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 1: double double so let's just go straight to the director.

1043
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:05,240
Speaker 1: Speaking of diversity. You got a director who's Latin American,

1044
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: not from this country, gonna win Best Actor, Best Director

1045
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: two years in a row. Be careful, be careful. Why

1046
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm just saying the diversity has to be diverse. It's

1047
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: a touchy subject, and I think the diversity needs to

1048
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: be diversified with everybody, with everybody, Asians, Mexicans, because that's

1049
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 1: a big deal that a Latin American, that he's not

1050
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: even Latin American, a Latin director is gonna win Best

1051
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: Director two years in a row. The diversity and needs diversity. Okay,

1052
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: that's it. This The Iron Reports Stereo podcast. Miles, let

1053
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 1: me get something hard and funky. Me my mean, my man,

1054
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 1: Dean Couns, we're gonna come back. We're gonna funk with

1055
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 1: this true app. I love it because when you run

1056
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 1: out of things to talk about, not that we've run

1057
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: out of things to talk about, I mean, I feel

1058
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: like we're doing this with our eyes closed here. This

1059
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: is your definitely you're coming out party as as a

1060
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: guest co host team, You're kicking at You're kicking ass

1061
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: okay and taking names. Okay, And I think you might

1062
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: even get some some ass off of this. I just

1063
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:05,919
Speaker 1: you just put it out there that you're you're, you're.

1064
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: Would you say a fox hounds buck world, I'd say

1065
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,879
Speaker 1: my fox style has gotten buck wild. He'll be right back.

1066
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:23,439
Speaker 1: When When? When? When? When you don't know where to go? When?

1067
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: Possibly you have a Tinder hook up or Araya? What's

1068
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: the app? What's that? What's that apple? But what is it?

1069
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: What happens? It's it's basically like an elite dating applete.

1070
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: You have to submit yourself and they have to approve

1071
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: your applications or somebody you know, No, no, no, they

1072
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 1: the app, and I have to tell you I was

1073
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 1: approved within twenty four hours. And I've come across or Liza,

1074
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: Liza Douche, Coup, Chelsea Handler, They're all born full of bunk. Man.

1075
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:55,800
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I'm glad I'm not in the field

1076
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 1: because if I was out in the field with all

1077
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: this tender Ship and this Raya apps, You're be unfolding

1078
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 1: the loaf before you even saw the girl. Yo. All right,

1079
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: but but but right now I'm talking about this truly

1080
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 1: app because the thing I love about this truth I

1081
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 1: have nothing invested in this app. Okay. I love it

1082
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 1: because it's a conversation starter. T r U E Y

1083
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: you go on here. Here is the first question I'm

1084
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: gonna get for the Truly segment of the show. Great question.

1085
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: And the way this works on the Truly app is

1086
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: you you answered yes or no, and then it takes

1087
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: It's like a pole takes a poll. I've stolen something

1088
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 1: from a store. Yes, yes, I have. I got arrested

1089
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 1: at Gilson's in Hollywood in nine for stealing uh pre

1090
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 1: made sushi Gilson's on Franklin some Robert dirtship. Yeah, I

1091
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 1: got arrested. I didn't get arrested. They didn't press charge,

1092
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: but they said, don't don't come back ever. Why you do?

1093
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: Here's another little piece of trivia. I was twenty I

1094
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 1: I I. I was told never to come back to

1095
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: Tower Records on Sunset because I stole. I stole. I

1096
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 1: stole a tape tape from I don't remember what it was.

1097
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: I wish it would be some kind of cool, obscure

1098
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: hip hop tape, but I don't remember what it was.

1099
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: I remember they took me in the back. They said,

1100
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 1: if you come back in here, we're gonna arrest you know,

1101
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 1: that's fucked up. Okay, I'm just saying like, I'm not

1102
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 1: trying to you know, you want to. You want to

1103
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: shame me. I like Tower and Gelson, so it's tough

1104
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 1: for Mehay, No, go ahead. Of the people agree, they've

1105
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 1: stolen from a store of the be Oh, you're goody goodies.

1106
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:31,479
Speaker 1: You never stole fucking liars. Next question, there's a direct

1107
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: correlation between how often you update your Facebook status and

1108
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 1: how mentally unstable you are. No, I think it's it's

1109
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: it's you think it is true. Yeah, I do. Of

1110
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 1: the people agree, of the people disagree. So you're you're

1111
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: I I think that Twitter, Instagram, everything online is worse

1112
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: than the crack epidemic. And I'm I mean, what is

1113
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 1: it like being around me? You said to me, being

1114
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 1: around a thirteen year old girl, the roles of I'm

1115
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: on my phone so much. That's what you said to me.

1116
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 1: We go to lunch. I feel like a father to you,

1117
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: and I feel like it's like, Michael, take the phone out,

1118
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: put it on the table. You'll get the phone at

1119
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 1: the end of lunch. There's no tweeting, there's no Instagram,

1120
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: there's no I mean, there's no trueying. There's no trueying.

1121
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 1: All right, here's the next question for you. We all

1122
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 1: have a secret we are taking to the grave. Yes, yes,

1123
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: of the people of the Good God. You never stole

1124
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 1: the same people that never stole. You don't anything. I

1125
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 1: don't have anything. I'm so honest. Really, you're get animal.

1126
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 1: Get off that I would let a random person die

1127
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: somewhere in the world for a million dollars dollars, a

1128
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,959
Speaker 1: random person dies somewhere in the world for a million

1129
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 1: I couldn't do that. Of now we're the goody goodies. Oh,

1130
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 1: you wouldn't do that. No, honestly, for a million dollars,

1131
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: you wouldn't do it. I'd pour myself up. I see

1132
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 1: you run people over and not even stopping to stop.

1133
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 1: Signed D And I seen you hit an old lady.

1134
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: Put that on the Dean's mom. I'm not gonna say

1135
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: a name Dean's that it's not true. I hope my

1136
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: mom is not listening to any of this. I hope

1137
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 1: she's not listening either. Um, I've watched people have sex

1138
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 1: right in front of me. Yes, thirties, I've never seen

1139
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:17,959
Speaker 1: that multiple times for me? What the weather? They knew

1140
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 1: it that I was asleep or not. It's happened to know,

1141
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 1: right in front of me, like right in front of you,

1142
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: Like they're like, you've done that, Yeah, I've got Did

1143
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 1: you freak off? Did you unfold the loaf? No? No, no,

1144
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't unfold the like I don't get like, oh,

1145
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: someone's freaking off. I got a freak off? What are

1146
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: you doing there? I'm sleeping. I'm pretending like I'm sleeping. No,

1147
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: like they're talking about right in front of me, not

1148
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 1: via the internet, but not via I never watched someone

1149
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: just like just like, oh, I mean, I'm not interested

1150
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: in that. Not that of the people agree. Sixty cent

1151
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 1: of the people disagree. What's more pleasurable pooping or eating? Eating? God,

1152
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 1: E didn't tell you something. I suffer from alternative colitis.

1153
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 1: Shitting is not an issue for me, Okay, I I

1154
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 1: I don't have um what is it called? I don't

1155
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: get Constipation is not a word that I have a

1156
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 1: lot of things. That's not one thing I have. Okay,

1157
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 1: But if you are, like if you have to go

1158
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 1: and you you have to go outside on the street.

1159
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 1: But I haven't done it this year. Actually, I broke

1160
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 1: my New Year's resolution, not gonna go into details. Toby

1161
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 1: Morris at Toby Morris, Toby from H two Oh. He

1162
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 1: can attest that I broke my Newears resolution because I

1163
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: said on the New Year's edition of the Iron Rapports

1164
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 1: Stereo podcast that my goal, one of my goals and

1165
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: resolutions was to not ship outside all two thousand and sixteen.

1166
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna be totally honest that I have in

1167
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,920
Speaker 1: the second month. And how where are you were? You're

1168
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: not gonna give any details. I'm not gonna give any

1169
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 1: details about it, and and and and and and I'm

1170
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 1: not gonna say where. But but you want to show

1171
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: my way give you a ship war. You want to

1172
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: want ship war, I'll give you fucking ship wars. You

1173
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 1: want ship wars. Somebody on your block had a science

1174
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 1: saying if you're letting your dog ship and he posted

1175
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 1: a thing about Liam Nisson. What did he say was taken?

1176
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 1: I'll find you. I'll throw it on your car. You

1177
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 1: want ship wars, but I'll give you a ship ward.

1178
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: You don't want to ship war with me, but to

1179
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 1: my block that ship you fakely am neeson, you don't

1180
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: want to ship war with me. Lastly, truly, question of

1181
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 1: the day late on me. I check social media before sleeping.

1182
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: I don't want that to be the last one. It's

1183
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: it is, it is. I mean, yes, guilty of that.

1184
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: I probably check social media while in my sleep. The

1185
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 1: people disagree. Nine of the goody goodies, who have never stolen,

1186
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 1: who've never shot outside, and what else have they never done?

1187
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 1: They don't disagree. There's so they're so in control of

1188
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: all their stuff there. They don't need to be validated

1189
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 1: by how many tweets show yourself, show yourself, show you.

1190
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 1: Let's see who these little goody goody two shoes show yourself?

1191
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 1: You never anonymous? I'm anonymous. You never stole anything from

1192
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 1: a store ever? Huh really? And you don't check your

1193
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,920
Speaker 1: social media, your address, I'm gonna fucking steal everything in

1194
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 1: your house. That's the truly apt segment of the of

1195
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 1: the of the episode We Love Are You e Y Dean?

1196
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you you were great as a guest

1197
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 1: co host on this, Thanks man. I mean, we gotta

1198
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 1: leave it to the people to decide. Hopefully they don't

1199
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 1: turn on me. And you're gonna take a lot of

1200
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: ship I will. I'm bringing on in because if you're

1201
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 1: what is it a panty raid, funk man? Under Run?

1202
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was gonna just cause so much

1203
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 1: trouble with Did you sound like such a fun Is

1204
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 1: it a jealousy thing with you or what? Because there

1205
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: are twenty year old running around in their fucking bikinis

1206
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 1: almost naked like because you you have a lot of

1207
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 1: hating you about that under run. But I guarantee you

1208
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,200
Speaker 1: if you came to visit me, and you came to

1209
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 1: visit you and I was twenty two, it would be cool.

1210
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 1: But for you to throw some under run ship. You

1211
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 1: got a young gun on your show? What do you

1212
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 1: What do you want me to fucking say? Man, I'm

1213
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 1: at the fire. That's actually a good thing. I don't

1214
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 1: want people shipping on my man about his Undy run.

1215
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: You could shoot on him about not knowing who the

1216
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: fuck Polly Walnuts is. That is a suspension worthy what

1217
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:10,680
Speaker 1: Paul PAULI Walnuts? That's suspension worthy straight up, Because I'm

1218
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: gonna tell you something right now. You're in the serious

1219
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 1: minority about that and the fact that you didn't see Creed.

1220
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 1: Fuck you, bro? And can I just be honest? Man?

1221
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 1: Can I be honest about Polly Walnuts? I'm fucking with you.

1222
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: I know he's on the Sopranos. I'm not a fucking

1223
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 1: asshole Paully Walnuts and the Sopranos. Fuck you, man, You

1224
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 1: don't think I see fact check. Never fact check this

1225
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:38,919
Speaker 1: motherfucker frazing for two weeks. You're suspended for two weeks.

1226
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 1: A phone or computer near me. Moody All New York,

1227
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 1: All New York City, Gloom Tom coming up. Great episode

1228
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 1: of the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast. I appreciate my man

1229
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 1: Dean Collins stepping in as the guest code. Great fucking job.

1230
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm happy to be here. Yo, my man, Yo, I

1231
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 1: funk with you hard aboudy karate. If you see any

1232
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 1: of that stuff on Winter and you see any of

1233
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 1: our videos on Instagram, believe it. It's all really drives

1234
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 1: me up the fucking wall. His own kin, his old

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Speaker 1: and said, Michael, there is no off switch. Fuck it.

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Speaker 1: I brought him to the mail three we gave him away.

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Speaker 1: came out with this episode, the mustache, giving her the

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Speaker 1: mustache the meat or the must eat or I didn't

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Speaker 1: heard that in a in a Big Pun song. He

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Speaker 1: said something about the bus. But I took with the

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Speaker 1: great the great big Punt said, and I took it

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Speaker 1: The meat or the mustache, it's your choice. Just tell me,

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Speaker 1: do you want the meat or the mustache.