1
00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,240
Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome to this afternoon edition.

2
00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:04,760
Speaker 2: Of The trend Witch Guy.

3
00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,200
Speaker 1: If you haven't heard, that's a reference to the viral

4
00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,360
Speaker 1: clip of the dude who just fucking absolutely throws his

5
00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,600
Speaker 1: subway foot long like a federal cop in DC and

6
00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,760
Speaker 1: then I did.

7
00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,280
Speaker 3: Not see this. You haven't seen the subway.

8
00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:25,639
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, it's me, Miles, that's Paula ve Ganalan. We

9
00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:30,120
Speaker 1: are here to tell you about the news that is trending.

10
00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,200
Speaker 2: First up is the sandwich Guy.

11
00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,600
Speaker 1: Okay, so, if you haven't heard, there was a man

12
00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:41,440
Speaker 1: who basically just absolutely laced an FBI agent with a

13
00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:44,680
Speaker 1: sub sandwich because he's just he he has had it

14
00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,919
Speaker 1: with these federal agents just ruining his.

15
00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:50,280
Speaker 4: City, and the FED got sentinel poisoning from the mayo

16
00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:50,720
Speaker 4: or something.

17
00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,800
Speaker 2: We'll see, we'll see, but just check this shit out.

18
00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:56,160
Speaker 5: This is him is so funny to me.

19
00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is big, this is big.

20
00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,119
Speaker 2: The guy's screaming at him, he's calling a fascist, but just.

21
00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:07,800
Speaker 1: Hit him with the sandwich.

22
00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:13,000
Speaker 2: Look he's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone. Look

23
00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,120
Speaker 2: how slow they're jogging. Look at these slow ass.

24
00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,200
Speaker 4: Cops literally casually running.

25
00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,440
Speaker 2: This dude is about to have a heart attack.

26
00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,440
Speaker 3: Way did you hear that?

27
00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:27,200
Speaker 1: Yo?

28
00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,720
Speaker 3: Get that guy to replace Jared.

29
00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,080
Speaker 2: So he's a king.

30
00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,440
Speaker 1: He's a king. So this guy he.

31
00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:37,319
Speaker 4: Went, he was like squatting to have the amount of

32
00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:39,120
Speaker 4: shout energy he could have to yellow.

33
00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he was using his back, he was using

34
00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:41,759
Speaker 2: his thighs.

35
00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, he d good stream form.

36
00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,800
Speaker 1: He was pumping with his legs, not with his back,

37
00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,840
Speaker 1: so he could last longer. Now he is doing this

38
00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,360
Speaker 1: thing where he goes off, he runs, the cops chase

39
00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:53,800
Speaker 1: after him.

40
00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,440
Speaker 2: Up, I'm basically what I'm reading.

41
00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,440
Speaker 1: It sounds like he got away because he wasn't He

42
00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:02,280
Speaker 1: wasn't arrested. They ident divide him and then charged him.

43
00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,400
Speaker 1: So I don't I think he got by with his look.

44
00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,320
Speaker 1: People in DC are very fit. We talk about that

45
00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,760
Speaker 1: in tomorrow's episode. I think they are like the most

46
00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,360
Speaker 1: jogging city in the United States. So this guy just

47
00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:16,919
Speaker 1: casually takes off on a casual maybe eight minute mile

48
00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,880
Speaker 1: pace and is just smoking him.

49
00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,440
Speaker 4: He looks like he gave me very much the the

50
00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:26,519
Speaker 4: Wicked Witch of the East bro Like, do you know

51
00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,440
Speaker 4: what I'm talking about?

52
00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:30,280
Speaker 3: True?

53
00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,960
Speaker 1: So, anyway, he's been iddu Sadly, this guy has been

54
00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:40,000
Speaker 1: charged with a fucking some felonies. This was assaulting, resisting,

55
00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,359
Speaker 1: or impeding officers of.

56
00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,320
Speaker 2: The United States.

57
00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:47,280
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, schwich, sandwich sandwich exactly.

58
00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,880
Speaker 1: I mean, if anything, he should have been The real

59
00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,560
Speaker 1: I think immoral part was wasting a person.

60
00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,440
Speaker 2: Subway Tuna, subway tuna.

61
00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,639
Speaker 1: Don't throw that shit. I mean I'll eat that, I'll

62
00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,640
Speaker 1: eat that, I'll eat that.

63
00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,760
Speaker 3: Their artists don't throw art like that.

64
00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:02,000
Speaker 1: You know.

65
00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,600
Speaker 2: The other thing is the guy worked for the Department

66
00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,120
Speaker 2: of Justice.

67
00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,680
Speaker 4: Wait, the guy through the well, he was doing out

68
00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,720
Speaker 4: justice there.

69
00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:12,520
Speaker 1: It is DJ doling out justice. What it stands for,

70
00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:17,080
Speaker 1: thank you, that's his rap name. But anyway, guy with

71
00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:21,040
Speaker 1: the impeccable running form and sandwich, you did it, you

72
00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:25,400
Speaker 1: did it. The Trump Putin meeting is trending. It's still

73
00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,560
Speaker 1: set for tomorrow unless Trump, I don't know fucking backside.

74
00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,560
Speaker 1: I mean, he he's saying all kinds of things, constantly

75
00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:36,080
Speaker 1: contradicting himself. He's like, it's like a chess game. You

76
00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,120
Speaker 1: got to know what you're gonna do. Maybe maybe we

77
00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,520
Speaker 1: get a piece deal, maybe I give him sanctions or sandwiches,

78
00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:42,760
Speaker 1: who knows, who knows?

79
00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,520
Speaker 4: Wait, so he's going into this like I'm going to

80
00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,119
Speaker 4: fix the whole Russia Ukraine thing.

81
00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,040
Speaker 2: But yeahs there.

82
00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,000
Speaker 3: I feel like it's just going to be a date

83
00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,240
Speaker 3: with him and Putin and he's going to be like,

84
00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,960
Speaker 3: he looks so strong on that horse.

85
00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,440
Speaker 1: I know, right, He's like, and that was you, that

86
00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,800
Speaker 1: was an AI. Wow, you have a very well developed chess,

87
00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,480
Speaker 1: if I may say so, Vladimir.

88
00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,200
Speaker 4: I don't think Trump knows that AI is a thing,

89
00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,080
Speaker 4: like I know he talks about it, but I don't

90
00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,800
Speaker 4: think he understands anything. I don't think he knows what

91
00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,960
Speaker 4: photoshop is after that MS thirteen knuckle tat situation.

92
00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,760
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, he doesn't know what.

93
00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,920
Speaker 3: Anything like Jobe, I love those houses.

94
00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,240
Speaker 1: We've heard him trip out just over the use of

95
00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,279
Speaker 1: a computer with his son opening.

96
00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,479
Speaker 2: Everything's computer everything, he's computer.

97
00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,760
Speaker 1: I know that was I got to bring that back

98
00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:36,480
Speaker 1: from the old computer. Anyway. So the one thing that

99
00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,279
Speaker 1: is buzzing around in terms of rumor is that Trump

100
00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:43,279
Speaker 1: may offer Putin access to parts of Alaska to mine

101
00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:47,000
Speaker 1: for minerals as like a sweetener in the war.

102
00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,359
Speaker 3: So fucking cooked, dude, what is that cooked?

103
00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:56,479
Speaker 1: Okay, how about you exploit our land? Yeah, your own

104
00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,680
Speaker 1: gain instead of don't. I don't know how this works. Again,

105
00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,240
Speaker 1: he's he's playing four D chess.

106
00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:05,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, is Murkowski Alaska? Okay?

107
00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:10,200
Speaker 4: So she like sold out to protect Alaska supposedly with the.

108
00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:13,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, with the with the big beautiful ball sack bill.

109
00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,880
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then she was like, he betrayed me, and

110
00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,120
Speaker 4: now he's giving away your fucking mineral rights, bitch, just.

111
00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,120
Speaker 1: A little bit of it, just a little bit as

112
00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,479
Speaker 1: fifty s and said that's yeah, I don't know this

113
00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:28,160
Speaker 1: is again he has many I guess old.

114
00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,599
Speaker 4: Me one full shame on you fooled me twice twice,

115
00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,400
Speaker 4: shame on me, fooled me eighteen thousand times.

116
00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,240
Speaker 3: Shame on Lisa Murkowski.

117
00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean at least she's concerned. You know, she

118
00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,320
Speaker 1: did always say that I'm actually concerned with the president.

119
00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,800
Speaker 1: Will I do anything? No, No, I won't.

120
00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:48,360
Speaker 4: I do have big feelings. Oh you do, big, Senator,

121
00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,200
Speaker 4: I have big feelings. That's great, okay, senator, big feelings.

122
00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,360
Speaker 2: Okay. Also some kind of good news.

123
00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,200
Speaker 1: Remember when we thought the Onion was going to buy

124
00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:00,159
Speaker 1: Info Wars off Alex Jones and then so then a

125
00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:03,000
Speaker 1: court was like, nah, there wasn't enough transparency over that

126
00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,919
Speaker 1: deal to the sale of the Onion, so it was

127
00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:09,599
Speaker 1: like it was obviously revoked. Well, we may be back

128
00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,359
Speaker 1: into the realm where the Onion is able to buy

129
00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:18,280
Speaker 1: info Wars or free speech assets of free speech systems,

130
00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:22,200
Speaker 1: because again he owes money for fucking lying about Sandy

131
00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,080
Speaker 1: Hook and just being an.

132
00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:27,200
Speaker 4: Absolute, absolutely insane, the most the worst shit you could do.

133
00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:29,000
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, let's play that for a while.

134
00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:29,320
Speaker 4: Yea.

135
00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:34,280
Speaker 1: So the one good thing now is that apparently now

136
00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:38,599
Speaker 1: a state court is overseeing the liquidation of assets rather

137
00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:39,840
Speaker 1: than at bankruptcy judge.

138
00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,880
Speaker 2: And I guess to lawyers who like.

139
00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,920
Speaker 1: Know shit like this, they say that would actually make

140
00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:48,040
Speaker 1: it a bit easier for the Onion to buy info

141
00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,359
Speaker 1: Wars again, rather than this, you know, the bankruptcy judge.

142
00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,919
Speaker 4: When you when you buy info Wars, can you like

143
00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,760
Speaker 4: send me a few of those nutraceuticals?

144
00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:58,640
Speaker 3: Do you mind giving me with those? Is that what

145
00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,560
Speaker 3: you're liquidizing?

146
00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah?

147
00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,440
Speaker 4: Are you some fadizing that in a blender?

148
00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,719
Speaker 2: Do you have, like, are the nutriceuticals liquor? Can I

149
00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,760
Speaker 2: get Caveman blend as a as a liquid?

150
00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,760
Speaker 1: I can put an eye dropper and directly onto my

151
00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,560
Speaker 1: eyes every day. Does that work? I think it?

152
00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,040
Speaker 3: Roll back with your twenty twenty.

153
00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:21,240
Speaker 1: Three contacts that I've obsorbed back there, honestly. Also, that's

154
00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:25,280
Speaker 1: not Please stop like laughing about stuff like that because

155
00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,640
Speaker 1: obviously you know about how my house burned down, which

156
00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,960
Speaker 1: you did. But also I don't know if you know

157
00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,960
Speaker 1: this about me and my child.

158
00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:39,080
Speaker 2: My infant nearly died drugs after mass shooting. Okay, quick tea,

159
00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go.

160
00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,720
Speaker 3: Is that clip for Halloween?

161
00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:47,440
Speaker 1: Guys? The fucking bullshit around DC is so it's so

162
00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:51,880
Speaker 1: nonsensical now people are making crimes. Tune into tomorrow's episode

163
00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:54,640
Speaker 1: for that one. Okay, let's take a quick break and

164
00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,840
Speaker 1: when we come back, we will talk about those fucking

165
00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,120
Speaker 1: mutant rabbits that.

166
00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:02,000
Speaker 2: We should all be living ninja rabbit rabbits.

167
00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,960
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, hairs with some horns on their fucked up faces.

168
00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:06,640
Speaker 1: We'll be right.

169
00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:18,239
Speaker 2: And we're back.

170
00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:22,880
Speaker 1: You've seen the mutant bunny photos. I actually haven't search

171
00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,520
Speaker 1: mutant bunny.

172
00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,000
Speaker 3: Bunny Colorado.

173
00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,400
Speaker 2: I'm sure it'll auto fill check out.

174
00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:32,440
Speaker 3: What No, no, no.

175
00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:36,280
Speaker 4: No, right, no no, no.

176
00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,040
Speaker 3: This isn't right.

177
00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,880
Speaker 2: This has been going around the internet, these photos of

178
00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,920
Speaker 2: these wild Is that real?

179
00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:43,600
Speaker 3: This real life?

180
00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:48,240
Speaker 1: These rabbits are flipping and flopping around Colorado. Many have

181
00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:50,480
Speaker 1: said it's like, yo, this is some quarter sps. Last

182
00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,079
Speaker 1: of us ship. They got fucking terms of fucking Cuthulu

183
00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:58,200
Speaker 1: the rabbit. What the fuck? Apparently the explanation for why

184
00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,600
Speaker 1: these rabbits look this way is pretty straight forward. They

185
00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,960
Speaker 1: basically have the rabbit version of the human papoloma virus.

186
00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:08,559
Speaker 1: So the Colorado Parks and Wildlife like off. Like their

187
00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:11,760
Speaker 1: spokesperson came out and was like, hey, we know about

188
00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,440
Speaker 1: what you're seeing out there. These are rabbit Papa lomas.

189
00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:18,880
Speaker 1: It's producing horn like growths or black nodules around the head.

190
00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:22,560
Speaker 1: They said, it really doesn't affect the rabbits much unless

191
00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,680
Speaker 1: it's like covering their eyes or moutheds. So it like

192
00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,560
Speaker 1: sort of it just sort of interferes with their ability

193
00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,440
Speaker 1: to just sort of do their basic living otherwise, no

194
00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,679
Speaker 1: risk to their health, no risk to your pets. No,

195
00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,120
Speaker 1: it's just nothing to see here.

196
00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:39,679
Speaker 4: For Like, this is like a parent being like, this

197
00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,440
Speaker 4: is what happens if you have sex.

198
00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:44,520
Speaker 3: HPV.

199
00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,280
Speaker 2: You will funny, you will turn into a rabbit with horns.

200
00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:52,480
Speaker 4: Guarantee Indian parent is storing this away to text their

201
00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,240
Speaker 4: kid in college.

202
00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,520
Speaker 1: Just so funny, and they're like, Mom, this is a rabbit,

203
00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:57,760
Speaker 1: that's what you thought.

204
00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it used to be a person.

205
00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:02,920
Speaker 1: No, I was an engineering major in their second year

206
00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,560
Speaker 1: of college. That's what that was.

207
00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,760
Speaker 4: And then they decided to switch to English and that's

208
00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,800
Speaker 4: what happened, and they said.

209
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:11,200
Speaker 1: It created pursue creative writing. What the fuck is that?

210
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,319
Speaker 3: And then they became.

211
00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:13,679
Speaker 5: Them.

212
00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you want me to show you the other

213
00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,040
Speaker 1: one that dropped out of med school because you're not

214
00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,440
Speaker 1: gonna like the picture I have of that one.

215
00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:23,960
Speaker 2: It's all fucked up. Yeah, so the bunny Workee.

216
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,480
Speaker 1: It's just so stupid. It's like, what, so I turned

217
00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:30,360
Speaker 1: into an animorph? Yes, if you drop out of graduate school,

218
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,640
Speaker 1: you turn to an anamorph.

219
00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:35,760
Speaker 4: This is like, like so terrifying though, because it's like

220
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,320
Speaker 4: I want to know the mechanism of like.

221
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,959
Speaker 3: How what the spikes are from? Like what do you know?

222
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:41,440
Speaker 3: What I mean?

223
00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:44,800
Speaker 4: Like I'm like, like, you break it off, there's HPV

224
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,480
Speaker 4: like out of it, Like what is that?

225
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,400
Speaker 1: No? I don't know if that's what I don't think

226
00:10:50,440 --> 00:11:01,560
Speaker 1: it's a pinata necessarily Well technically, yeah that isn't get so.

227
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,040
Speaker 3: Like it's so creepy looking.

228
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:07,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah it's again they're My whole thing is

229
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,640
Speaker 1: I checked out the second they said it wasn't zombies

230
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:14,000
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh and then never mind you

231
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:14,480
Speaker 1: here like.

232
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,840
Speaker 3: Very you'r you only look at news with potential for zombies.

233
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,440
Speaker 1: I don't. Like, I'm not going to say I have

234
00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,760
Speaker 1: a like Google alerts set up for that, but I might.

235
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:28,000
Speaker 1: I might many different languages, many different languages. Okay, next story,

236
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:32,240
Speaker 1: Ron Howard. Okay, so we all know Ron Howard has HPV.

237
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, no, no, it's even worse. He's

238
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:41,040
Speaker 1: like being real mushy mouthed about jd Vance. So, oh Howard,

239
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,280
Speaker 1: you know if again he was he was he worked

240
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,640
Speaker 1: on Hillbilly Llergy. You know, No, I don't think you

241
00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:48,280
Speaker 1: know about that, and if you remember that, I don't

242
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,240
Speaker 1: know if you remember that.

243
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,560
Speaker 2: And he's been asked a little bit.

244
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,240
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, just going back to the Hillbilly Llergy thing,

245
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:59,280
Speaker 1: why did you put off the music right now? Yeah? Right,

246
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,360
Speaker 1: He's like, you could have had the wildest couch fucking

247
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,760
Speaker 1: scene of in all of cinema history, but you left

248
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,520
Speaker 1: that part out why are you a coward? Ron Howard?

249
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,760
Speaker 1: And why is that rhyme?

250
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,920
Speaker 2: And Vulture when they interviewed him, they.

251
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,959
Speaker 1: Basically asked like, Hey, what's going on, and he basically

252
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,679
Speaker 1: was like, He's like, I don't really think about it.

253
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,720
Speaker 1: He said he quote wouldn't have expected his rhetoric to

254
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,960
Speaker 1: be as divisive as it sometimes is, and then also

255
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,959
Speaker 1: followed that up with he isn't not quote following him

256
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,480
Speaker 1: or listening to every word.

257
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,640
Speaker 3: Are you wait what he's not following JD Vans or

258
00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:32,120
Speaker 3: listening to.

259
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,280
Speaker 1: Do that thing. He's like, Oh, I haven't really you

260
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,480
Speaker 1: know this like Republicans do when they're asked for a quote.

261
00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:40,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, like his own policies.

262
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,679
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm not I'd have to look into that.

263
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,319
Speaker 1: Looking at that also, I'm like not checking for every

264
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,160
Speaker 1: single thing. The president says, I'm very busy.

265
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,920
Speaker 3: I missed that email. I must have. It must have

266
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,800
Speaker 3: been a technical error or something. I don't know.

267
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:54,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't think about it. Oh wow, that's

268
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:59,040
Speaker 1: interesting that you have the privilege of not thinking about

269
00:12:59,160 --> 00:12:59,640
Speaker 1: what's happening.

270
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,000
Speaker 3: The thing.

271
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,680
Speaker 4: I'm in the highest potential class, so like, I don't

272
00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:04,640
Speaker 4: have to worry about that.

273
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:10,120
Speaker 1: So like anyways, it's it's kind of actually pretty baller

274
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,840
Speaker 1: to only have your other existential threats to be like

275
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,160
Speaker 1: wealthy white people, but they're your friends, like HPV rabbits,

276
00:13:17,559 --> 00:13:19,840
Speaker 1: you know, and those aren't even really that big of

277
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:23,719
Speaker 1: a deal anymore, you know, those things. He also said

278
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,480
Speaker 1: in an interview that he texted Vance after the election, quote,

279
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,719
Speaker 1: god speed, So all right, what Yeah, A bunch of

280
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,280
Speaker 1: people on the internet are just dunking on him right

281
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,000
Speaker 1: now because there's like run shut the fuck.

282
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,000
Speaker 3: That makes me so sad he has he has.

283
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:38,920
Speaker 5: Such good will with people, you know, Yeah, but he

284
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:42,360
Speaker 5: just seems I mean, it's like this thing where suddenly

285
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,400
Speaker 5: they can't they don't want to get in their like

286
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:48,079
Speaker 5: real bag about actually like saying some real shit.

287
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,679
Speaker 1: But again, yeah, Ron Ron, I was never looking I

288
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,400
Speaker 1: was never looking to Ron Howard for the complex actually

289
00:13:55,679 --> 00:13:58,319
Speaker 1: really any answer to anything about what's happening.

290
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,320
Speaker 3: In the world.

291
00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

292
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,640
Speaker 4: I think it's because he only had good will because

293
00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:03,079
Speaker 4: he was so like ameniple made so many like great

294
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,000
Speaker 4: movies like Arrested Development, like all of this stuff. Like

295
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,560
Speaker 4: the audience is like really familiar with him as like

296
00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:10,640
Speaker 4: that kind of person.

297
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,960
Speaker 2: Funny person Manila envelope of a human. Yeah, you're not offensive,

298
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:15,960
Speaker 2: You're fine.

299
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:20,160
Speaker 4: You're chill, and then oh, I actually do vote, and

300
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,400
Speaker 4: people are like, what, like, why did you?

301
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,080
Speaker 3: Why are you saying these bad things?

302
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,080
Speaker 1: Why why are you doing that? I mean, again, we

303
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,560
Speaker 1: don't we don't need to look to directors people in

304
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,160
Speaker 1: Hollywood to give us anything, but in this case it

305
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:34,720
Speaker 1: is relevant.

306
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,320
Speaker 3: We need to look to Kanye West. As we've always.

307
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:43,280
Speaker 1: Said, exactly podcast out there anymore.

308
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,600
Speaker 2: I feel like we're the only people willing to say

309
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,240
Speaker 2: that shit.

310
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:51,720
Speaker 1: But yeah, fucking Ron Howard piece. Now some good news

311
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,080
Speaker 1: for people like me who love Taco bell A couple

312
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,760
Speaker 1: of new things are coming back. Okay, I already they

313
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,600
Speaker 1: They already had that throwback menu where I was able

314
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,360
Speaker 1: to get my fucking the MEXI melt on, you know

315
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,800
Speaker 1: what I mean, shout out to y'all. I really appreciate that.

316
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,760
Speaker 1: Now they got a couple. The cheesy street chalupa is back.

317
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys the streets were missing

318
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,840
Speaker 1: that as much as I was. I think I was

319
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,760
Speaker 1: missing that. And now they have a lux cra Like,

320
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,080
Speaker 1: this isn't an ad. They need to give me a

321
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,000
Speaker 1: fucking money they.

322
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,000
Speaker 4: Need to give me, you know what, I'm fucking I'm

323
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,920
Speaker 4: so mad at them because like they's they they have

324
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:28,280
Speaker 4: such good will with the American people and they fucking ruin.

325
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,280
Speaker 4: I feel like they're just like teasing us, you know,

326
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,680
Speaker 4: they're just like making us edge for like different menu

327
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,040
Speaker 4: items that we've always loved, so that we could be like, no, please,

328
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,360
Speaker 4: we really loved it, please bring it back, and they're like, okay, fine,

329
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,280
Speaker 4: and we'll bring it back.

330
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:44,200
Speaker 1: We are all in an abusive relationship with Taco boll you.

331
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,720
Speaker 4: Literally, it's so like, oh, they just need to commit.

332
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,640
Speaker 4: When they took away the Mexican pizza, I was like,

333
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,440
Speaker 4: this is a hate crime against Indian people.

334
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,840
Speaker 3: Everybody needs to understand.

335
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,880
Speaker 4: Mexican pizza is technically Indian food that is culturally significant

336
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,320
Speaker 4: to my people, and you took it away from us,

337
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,440
Speaker 4: which means that our vote doesn't matter to you.

338
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,880
Speaker 1: What I've seen it in like sort of like like

339
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,280
Speaker 1: very early depictions of the of the Gods was.

340
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,680
Speaker 4: They, Yeah, if you look in the bug of Aita,

341
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,920
Speaker 4: there's a fucking Mexican pizza there, you know, the Veda.

342
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,320
Speaker 3: So I was like I was pissed when I did

343
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:22,760
Speaker 3: that ship.

344
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,560
Speaker 4: I was like, you don't give a shit about us,

345
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,360
Speaker 4: you know, you don't care about it.

346
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:30,200
Speaker 2: I don't really care about us. Thank god Jack isn't

347
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,680
Speaker 2: here today, because there's a.

348
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,600
Speaker 1: New fucking flavor of Baja Blast, and that's one thing.

349
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,520
Speaker 1: It's called Baja Midnight. But I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm

350
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:41,360
Speaker 1: a purist, someone original. I don't need Midnight. Okay. I

351
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,840
Speaker 1: already have enough going on in.

352
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,960
Speaker 2: My life enough.

353
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,840
Speaker 3: I can't not now, Taco bell. I have enough going on.

354
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,720
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get my life together after the fire

355
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,200
Speaker 2: that Paula be started. I don't need another Baja Blast flavor.

356
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,280
Speaker 3: You throw it on the fire, it gets bigger. You're like.

357
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,800
Speaker 1: That. Yeah.

358
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,760
Speaker 2: Kerosene, Yeah, yeah, just a little bit.

359
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,919
Speaker 1: It's kerosene with high fructose corn syrup and some purple

360
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,600
Speaker 1: food dye.

361
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,679
Speaker 2: Oh oh well.

362
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,240
Speaker 1: Cool, thanks, that's that's great. Well that's going to do

363
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:14,240
Speaker 1: it for us today. We're back with a fucking brand

364
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,439
Speaker 1: new episode tomorrow and it's I didn't plan for it

365
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:21,560
Speaker 1: to be total chaos, but it is. We get so

366
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:27,439
Speaker 1: thrown by a clip the one I played earlier. I

367
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:31,240
Speaker 1: really implore everybody listen because just the bullshit coming out

368
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,720
Speaker 1: of the right to try and make DC seem like

369
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,920
Speaker 1: this place that it absolutely is not, is so hilarious.

370
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:41,000
Speaker 1: And white people, they've done it again with so many

371
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:46,040
Speaker 1: word salad that is meant to only strike fear and

372
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,320
Speaker 1: other white people who have never been to a city.

373
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,360
Speaker 2: It's a new language.

374
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,200
Speaker 4: You know. White people love salads and aren't really salads,

375
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,760
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about.

376
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,320
Speaker 2: It's like how much dressing.

377
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:57,480
Speaker 1: Is on there.

378
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's so much mayo in this word salad.

379
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,560
Speaker 1: I think you are just eating some pieces of iceberg

380
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,320
Speaker 1: lettuce with your ranch. But anyway, it's a good one.

381
00:18:07,359 --> 00:18:09,960
Speaker 1: It's a fun one. Alex Schmidt is the guest we

382
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,520
Speaker 1: hope to see then. Uh So, until then, please take

383
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,520
Speaker 1: care of yourselves, take care of each other, get your shots,

384
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:19,080
Speaker 1: get your vaccines. Take a fucking hike like RFK did

385
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,560
Speaker 1: with doctor Oz or some shit, or pretend to go

386
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,560
Speaker 1: on a hike where you can get inspiration.

387
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:27,920
Speaker 2: As he says, worms or brainworms. Yeah, either one.

388
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,959
Speaker 1: Or take a take a photo with one of those

389
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:30,679
Speaker 1: mutant bunnies.

390
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,800
Speaker 2: It's all good. They pose my fucking dreams more so

391
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:38,040
Speaker 2: than that. Benny Johnson clip I don't know my.

392
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,959
Speaker 4: Wait, they're gonna hant my nightmares. Benny Johnson's in my dreams,

393
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:44,160
Speaker 4: in my dreams. Yeah, weapons has now been debunked by

394
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:51,080
Speaker 4: these rabbits, like that platform, it's higher in my my yeah.

395
00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:54,199
Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, well, I'm glad we're able to provide some

396
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,720
Speaker 1: kind of nightmare fuel to y'all.

397
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,800
Speaker 2: Tune in tomorrow. Until then, like we said peace bye.

398
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:03,520
Speaker 1: By The Daily Zeitgeist is executive produced by Catherine.

399
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,879
Speaker 3: Law, co produced by Bee Wayne.

400
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:09,760
Speaker 1: Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by j M McNabb,

401
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,480
Speaker 1: and edited and engineered by Brian Jeffries