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Speaker 1: This is Americans Live. I'm your host, Sorry, Producer Andy.
Speaker 1: And then a special guest contributor is radio personality Jojo Right.
Speaker 1: This week's theme communication. Sometimes it's hard to communicate with
Speaker 1: people who are close to you, or maybe people you
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Speaker 1: Stay with us ectline. The lyrics of the song sounded
Speaker 1: like fingernails on a chalkboard. It seemed appropriate given the
Speaker 1: fact that he was a music producer, and he was
Speaker 1: running out of options, so you just created different kinds
Speaker 1: of sounds to help keep his job. Alright, alright, band meeting,
Speaker 1: everyone getting together, get get together. Look, we all know
Speaker 1: that our last two albums for fucking will you Flopsy
Speaker 1: Flopsick Flopsy, Propsy Populations. The Queen loved it, Queen love
Speaker 1: of Queen, Queen lod The Queen doesn't even know what
Speaker 1: she's even listening to at the time. In it, she
Speaker 1: loved it. Doesn't match it? Does it matters? She fucking
Speaker 1: loved it? And you're the only You're the only critic
Speaker 1: in this group. You can't argue with the facts and
Speaker 1: the statistics for data. Fucking write him in his statistics
Speaker 1: and his fucking facts. You guys, are we doing music
Speaker 1: or you're walking math? You want this to just to
Speaker 1: be whimsy? You are? Feelings are feelings? Do we just
Speaker 1: go away with listen? Man does not run on feelings.
Speaker 1: That runs on chart topping hits. Now, Look, I wrote
Speaker 1: a song, alright, this song. I run it by a producer.
Speaker 1: He loved it, he loved it. What what what is
Speaker 1: so funny? Bring? Oh think you're a fucking joking Rice
Speaker 1: Bryce comming here here with the laughter. It's a serious stuff,
Speaker 1: all right, listen run by a producer. I want you
Speaker 1: to tell me what you honestly think, ovid. Here we go.
Speaker 1: He's lyrics. Oh my girlfriend, Oh my girlfriend is the
Speaker 1: first line. The second line is and it's just the
Speaker 1: sound of nails on a facking chalkboard for three minutes
Speaker 1: and twenty seconds following. Now, look, you may be saying
Speaker 1: to yourself, I don't know if this is such a
Speaker 1: great idea. Bryce, don't look at me like this. I'm
Speaker 1: just fucking trying to take it in me. You're telling
Speaker 1: me that it's a starts off with the lyric is
Speaker 1: what I love my girlf Now it's oh my, oh
Speaker 1: my girlfriend, and the next thing I know, it's a
Speaker 1: bunch of fucking I will say one thing. I think
Speaker 1: the first line is oh my girlfriend. Is the right
Speaker 1: way to stop that. That's the whole problem. That's my
Speaker 1: only issue with it, very much. I love the chokboard.
Speaker 1: What do you love? Suggests? Try and Okay, so we
Speaker 1: start off with yippio. That's that's my whole Yeah, yippio,
Speaker 1: that's my that's my fucking The kids love it. It's
Speaker 1: more fucking it speaks to me. It's a bit reductive,
Speaker 1: but fine, does it speaking to you? It speaks to me.
Speaker 1: I want to do this, I feel that. But we
Speaker 1: can at least all agree that the nails on the
Speaker 1: chokboard thing is the best way to to for the
Speaker 1: rest of the song. Correct. They went ahead and recorded
Speaker 1: the track Chackboard Sounds, and even though the lyrics were
Speaker 1: a bit reductive, as one of them said, it actually
Speaker 1: did really well and it have lunched to your career
Speaker 1: into a new status freight. He was ready for hit track.
Speaker 1: We are, We're doing it now. Okay, we're going to
Speaker 1: sing it. Let's what's that folks? Is embarrassing? Bang? Mean, hey,
Speaker 1: when are we going out there? And I prime the
Speaker 1: crowd and I tell him are you ready to hear
Speaker 1: the song? And they say it happens every fucking time
Speaker 1: we're here to play, and the chuck board is still
Speaker 1: waiting the fucking dressing room. It's like the chuck has
Speaker 1: become a new member of the band, and it's I'm
Speaker 1: getting more play than all of us. He had a
Speaker 1: group meeting with their manager. All right, let's talk about
Speaker 1: the band. I'll be honest with you, guys, me and
Speaker 1: the chuck Board. We're gonna start o thing. He's going
Speaker 1: to do a solo album and I don't think we're
Speaker 1: really going to need your services. And in what this
Speaker 1: be happening, it's our darkboard, the dark board. You don't
Speaker 1: own a chalkboards dark board right now, Let's see what
Speaker 1: the chalkboard has to say. But you've turned on us too, chalkboard.
Speaker 1: Can I believe that? Hey, it's nudges him. It's me too,
Speaker 1: because I see more potential with the chalkboard than they
Speaker 1: do with you. Do You guys are fucking namare. I
Speaker 1: would have never wrote the Chalkboard song if I thought
Speaker 1: the Chalkboard itself would have been ondoing Trin to Chalkboard.
Speaker 1: That was his own tour. He was doing really well.
Speaker 1: Why don't your point for the bud coming up next week?
Speaker 1: Got the new hop track from a Chalkboard. It's called
Speaker 1: Lady Mulady, I Love m Lady. And then it's a
Speaker 1: series of chalkboards scratches happening four. It's a forty seconds
Speaker 1: on the board. The chalkboard was doing the press runs,
Speaker 1: knowing stations station in different cities across the country. We
Speaker 1: are alive with the chalkboard. Chalkboard, tell me, how are
Speaker 1: you doing? Yeah? So you doing? Be candid with us?
Speaker 1: How do you like being famous? Have you met any
Speaker 1: other chuk boards along the way? Any other you know? Hey,
Speaker 1: try and race? No kidding, how did you meet her
Speaker 1: or him? I respect your privacy. So you take your
Speaker 1: chalk and then you just put it in the hole
Speaker 1: inside in the back of the dry race markers that
Speaker 1: we Stanford fish Head get for hell. In my office
Speaker 1: right now, I'm going over these air checks. I want
Speaker 1: to talk to you about these. So let me just say,
Speaker 1: buy a chalkboard, real quick. Chalkboard. My kids love you.
Speaker 1: Can you just call my kids real quick? All right?
Speaker 1: I've got a list a mile long of FCC complaints.
Speaker 1: You guys had a chalkboard on the air. Do you
Speaker 1: have any ideal what that chalkboard was saying? I mean,
Speaker 1: do either of you speak chalkboard? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just it was time to entertaining. The kids are loving it.
Speaker 1: I thought they love it too. Um well, and I
Speaker 1: don't speak chalkboard, would I don't? I love chalkboard. My
Speaker 1: favorite kind of food I love. I love chalkboard food.
Speaker 1: I mean, what what I don't know. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to be hey, look like talking. I don't know. Hey,
Speaker 1: the mics are off. You don't have to keep the
Speaker 1: voice gone. Okay, thank you anyway, I'm sorry. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what. I'm actually go back to the voice place. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, everybody? All right, thank you anyway, all these
Speaker 1: complaints about this chalkboard, can you play some of those
Speaker 1: complaints from the Yes, here we go. God, damn, forgot
Speaker 1: what my code was? I thank you. I don't know
Speaker 1: what's the that's the hotline in the studio six seven
Speaker 1: five three D. That's right? Remember what? Okay? What with
Speaker 1: that one? And then we all laughed together because it
Speaker 1: was because it was yes, Hello, is this the radio station?
Speaker 1: The buzz Hello? Yes, okay, oh the voicemail. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was taking my kids to school and I was listening
Speaker 1: to one of your interviews with your dear morning cho
Speaker 1: Chuck Chuck Chuck, Chuck Chucks. And I don't think you're
Speaker 1: aware of the dog whistles that were coming out of
Speaker 1: that chalkboard. So that's just one of them, one of several.
Speaker 1: So what do you have to say for yourself? I'd
Speaker 1: like to hear more. I don't usually do this. By
Speaker 1: the way, I'm a long time listener, first time complainer.
Speaker 1: I was listening to the morning show there and you
Speaker 1: guys had a chartboard on there, and my aunt burst
Speaker 1: out crying because there's the cursing from that chartboard on
Speaker 1: a cursive happening. That's the second one, and that's just
Speaker 1: about it. I was just just listen to them back
Speaker 1: to back to back. Damn okay, fine, hold On said,
Speaker 1: let me just do that right, Yes, sir, I was
Speaker 1: listening to your radio morning program and it was a
Speaker 1: chalkboard on right. He said some pretty terrible things that
Speaker 1: I was listening to the morning show morning where you're
Speaker 1: on the buzz and the chuck board. He's told me
Speaker 1: to go fund myself and to and told me commit
Speaker 1: some pretty ainous crimes. And I just hope you're aware
Speaker 1: that he's telling all these lists. Yes, excuse me, so
Speaker 1: I'm driving in my big rig. Okay, I get it.
Speaker 1: I funked up. I didn't even have the red the
Speaker 1: chalkboard on there without a chalkboard translator. I'm sorry, thank you.
Speaker 1: Where do you go about getting chalkboard translator? Anyways? Of
Speaker 1: not understanding what your chalkboard is saying, introducing the chalkboard translator.
Speaker 1: I was at work. It's easy. Your chalkboard says some ship.
Speaker 1: You bring your press the button and it spits out
Speaker 1: what it says. Let's try it out. Hey, chalkboard, come
Speaker 1: over here, all right, say something? You should go kill
Speaker 1: peat ball now kill that's love, dude, kill people. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what, cut tape, cut tape. You know what
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta do some more R and D
Speaker 1: on this chocoboard. See what else this chalkboard as the day.
Speaker 1: Please beg I'm begging you. Don't. Don't make the chalkboart.
Speaker 1: Keep talking, please now, pizza, chanesley, button, rab pen. This
Speaker 1: is on my face by face by face blot. Some
Speaker 1: venus is on my face. Rince grit the helle of
Speaker 1: my office right now, yes, bush, which the problem. The
Speaker 1: problem is we've got a chalkboard that's going straight but
Speaker 1: asked crazy. There's nothing worse than going but a crazy
Speaker 1: thank you? Thank you? Should I say in the hallway
Speaker 1: or no? You can stay here? Okay? I kind of
Speaker 1: like that that chalkboard. That the way he talks to me.
Speaker 1: So what do you intend to do about what you
Speaker 1: allowed to be said on the air on his face
Speaker 1: like he told me to do. See what happened, Rob
Speaker 1: Penda is my face by face by face coming up
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Speaker 1: stay with us at you the interview This speaks guess
Speaker 1: contributor is radio personality Jojo, Right, Jojo, Thanks for coming.
Speaker 1: It's a pleasure to be here. It's a pleasure to
Speaker 1: have you. Thank you very much. Good to see you. See.
Speaker 1: How long have you have you been a fan of
Speaker 1: the show, Well, this is uh, my first experience with
Speaker 1: the show. I've never le chiant again. I've been a huge,
Speaker 1: huge fan for very good years years. And what was
Speaker 1: the first episode that you The first one that I
Speaker 1: listened to was the thing where you guys had and
Speaker 1: the lady was she was kind of screaming and then
Speaker 1: you guys, you know had she was eating a sandwich.
Speaker 1: Don't we have that in the archives? Uh? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess we do. Unfortunately, Allen is a very experimental one
Speaker 1: because nobody knew she was making a sandwich. That's kind
Speaker 1: of where I stopped listening is with the sandwich. But
Speaker 1: it hooked me. It was what was the second favorite
Speaker 1: it's just take one. That was episode was my second
Speaker 1: favorite in that one. Episode sixty four was when the
Speaker 1: UFO blew in and then um, he picked it, went
Speaker 1: to pick up the cow, but it was you know
Speaker 1: it was actually it wasn't a cow. It was like
Speaker 1: the school teacher. We have that though that episode that
Speaker 1: we find it out. I did find it. Me, me, me, me,
Speaker 1: me and me. I have thought at a young cow school.
Speaker 1: Get that cow. It's pretty heavy. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we you trying to take my cowt No, not, of
Speaker 1: course not, but you're just trying to have this guy
Speaker 1: a little tick down more tic takes around my around
Speaker 1: my cows sort of got us all one. NBC News reports,
Speaker 1: are you a FU site over the hillside of Kentucky?
Speaker 1: A cow is being looted off the ground. So he
Speaker 1: ran outside and he said, I think I said, tik
Speaker 1: tak up in the sky and he said, I'm taking
Speaker 1: my shotgun. I said, there ain't no way there is
Speaker 1: a voup in that sky and uh he ran outside.
Speaker 1: Damn near from your damn your name, dude, ding No.
Speaker 1: That was that was a great episode. That was pretty
Speaker 1: pretty wild. I couldn't believe that they have the UFOs
Speaker 1: right now. We had to cut that episode as that
Speaker 1: lady kept going on and because you can finish your sentence,
Speaker 1: I think the name and name name just that on board,
Speaker 1: Sam Hill, Sam Hill up on the end. Still, I
Speaker 1: was decided to play it with where time to see
Speaker 1: if I could find the point where you finished. But
Speaker 1: she never dies. So tell us a little bit about yourself,
Speaker 1: what you've done. Well. I live in l A. I'm
Speaker 1: originally from Texas, but I live in l A for
Speaker 1: the last twenties something years to a radio show on
Speaker 1: FM in Los Angeles. Was at a big dream come
Speaker 1: shooting you. It was when I got the offer come
Speaker 1: to kiss. It was I was in San Francisco. Nice.
Speaker 1: Then they said you want to come to l A.
Speaker 1: And like, absolutely, so I came to l A. And
Speaker 1: that's surely after that's where I heard your vodkas twenty
Speaker 1: years twenty years ago. The first Wow, it's I know
Speaker 1: you're a long time, you're a long hauler. That's a
Speaker 1: that's the first episode of it. I guess, all right,
Speaker 1: this is ARII uh and uh, this is uh my thrower.
Speaker 1: Something's wrong with my throat. That'll be fine. Oh good,
Speaker 1: because there's no way that we can maintain that for
Speaker 1: the entire length of the show. What my voice, eyes
Speaker 1: is so horsed. That's better, Oh good, because nobody wants
Speaker 1: to hear that. Alright, So let's start the first show.
Speaker 1: That was a great It was amazing. But that's when
Speaker 1: I first moved to l A. Yeah, right about that time. Well,
Speaker 1: what was it about l A that made you feel
Speaker 1: like it's just gonna be your new home? I think
Speaker 1: there were more opportunities in l A. Y Uh, in
Speaker 1: Hollywood is here. So you want to do anything in
Speaker 1: the world of entertainment, this is this is where it's at.
Speaker 1: Because you feel like in Houston you are a big vision,
Speaker 1: a little tinny, you know, Houston bond um. In Houston,
Speaker 1: I felt like I was, you know, I was still
Speaker 1: surrounded by my childhood friends. Maybe I needed to branch
Speaker 1: out and meet new people. They just didn't believe in you.
Speaker 1: They didn't believe me. It hurt. I think we have
Speaker 1: that in the archives. Jo, you fucking suck you leave
Speaker 1: me alone. I want to be big, yeah, big, like
Speaker 1: what like, dude, God, j out of your Jojo, You'll
Speaker 1: never leave this Houston pie. And then we cut to
Speaker 1: the high school reunion. Oh hey, Jojo, good, good to
Speaker 1: see you again. Uh, I haven't. I haven't seen you
Speaker 1: in a while. I mean, what do we do? You
Speaker 1: want to meet my five kids? Um? No, I would.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're fine, but I don't want to meet
Speaker 1: you want to meet my seven kids? I don't think
Speaker 1: he's got seven. I gotta from four different wives. Are
Speaker 1: all four wives here tonight? Um? They're all in prison,
Speaker 1: every single one of them. What do you do? What
Speaker 1: do you do now? Of them? Are you know? Parents
Speaker 1: gave birth to the stuff. The stutter never went away?
Speaker 1: What do you What are you doing now? Man? I
Speaker 1: do a radio show in Los Angeles? Wait, you're Jojo? No, no,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you're Jojo Wait on the radio from
Speaker 1: kissing him? I know, I know, it's yeah, it's pretty
Speaker 1: crazy to think it is me. It's me. What did
Speaker 1: we do with our lives? Dude? Literally? Nothing? Are you
Speaker 1: in the same Jojo? That hosty I heard radio countdown?
Speaker 1: That that is? That is me? Yes? I love that
Speaker 1: you listen a lot. Yeah, I love it. I love
Speaker 1: the way I love I love the way you you pull.
Speaker 1: You pull a lot out of all the guests and Uh,
Speaker 1: the guy who who says the numbers and the song titles.
Speaker 1: And I guess what you were like in high school? Sure?
Speaker 1: Do you like a heavy metal dude? Would have you
Speaker 1: for like skater artist type? No? I was pretty pretty
Speaker 1: shy as a kid, very shy. And then uh, it
Speaker 1: hit me that I wanted to try something in the
Speaker 1: entertainment world, maybe just so I can break down on
Speaker 1: my shell. And radio became the thing. My dad got
Speaker 1: me a job, but a small little bit. He's all
Speaker 1: radio station and a M radio station. What was it
Speaker 1: called k b U k K buck. That was the
Speaker 1: first place that I had a job. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I think I remember you know. Let's play the art, guys.
Speaker 1: I have a name is Arry. What's your name? This
Speaker 1: is my son, my son Jojo. I are you doing?
Speaker 1: Today's this first day? I want you to show him
Speaker 1: around the studio. I could be on the radio today. Yes,
Speaker 1: you get to be on the radio. I promised you.
Speaker 1: I promised you got you would get to be on
Speaker 1: the radio, and then I would take you out for
Speaker 1: ice cream after your airshift a r K k k K.
Speaker 1: Let me just talk to Jojo. Okay, by guys, I'd
Speaker 1: see you later. Just stay close by jo Joe. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Yeah, no funk with me. This
Speaker 1: is my realm. If you try to take my spot,
Speaker 1: I fucking kick your ass. All right now, you guys
Speaker 1: got reacquainted. Isn't always such a nice guy? He's great? Right? What? What?
Speaker 1: Why are you crying? Son a bug? Bat me? Ari
Speaker 1: will will make you feel better. He's a real nice guy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna step away from it was a second, fu
Speaker 1: with me, do with my radio. I just want to
Speaker 1: be on the radio, all right, guys, mac Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: why you Your face is even redder than before, and
Speaker 1: you're crying even more profusely than you were when I'm back.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, I want to thank you for comforting
Speaker 1: him and his time and need right now. Thank you,
Speaker 1: just preemptively, preemptively okay, you know what, I think y'all
Speaker 1: are going to be best friends for life. And I
Speaker 1: can't wait until thirty years from an hours so when
Speaker 1: he's a guest on your show, all right, by forever.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it. I was. I was that mean
Speaker 1: to you. I'm so sorry. That was it was uncalled
Speaker 1: for the whole you know, I was. I was very
Speaker 1: aggressive in my early days in radio. You have a podcast, yes,
Speaker 1: you tell us about it. I have a podcast called
Speaker 1: paranormal Ish, which is you know about ghost, UFOs, anything
Speaker 1: under that umbrella of paranormal. If you've had a paranormal experience,
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear it you personally have any experience
Speaker 1: with paranormal I have had doors slam on me with
Speaker 1: no other explanation other than something being paranormal. Did they
Speaker 1: have been spring hinged? I forgot to check for the spring.
Speaker 1: I guess it's possible, but I don't think it was.
Speaker 1: Do you have guests on your show? Can tell me
Speaker 1: the format on the podcast, I'll have guests who have
Speaker 1: had paranormal encounters, and then they'll tell me their story,
Speaker 1: and sometimes I'll do research on a particular location where
Speaker 1: they had this incident happened. Sometimes we just take their story.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I have the UFO investigators jump on and talk about,
Speaker 1: you know, working, you know, researching people's claims of experiencing
Speaker 1: a UFO or an abduction or a lot of a
Speaker 1: lot of crazy things. Sometimes you believe, sometimes you don't.
Speaker 1: You want to hear a paranormal story. Yeah, this girl,
Speaker 1: she lived in Northridge. She was when she told me
Speaker 1: the story. She's probably mid twenties. But this happened when
Speaker 1: they were younger. Three sisters, seven, eight, nine ish years old,
Speaker 1: and they live with mom and dad and grandmother in Northridge.
Speaker 1: Grandmother passed away um, but the family were so torn
Speaker 1: up about it they didn't tell the daughters that grandmother
Speaker 1: had passed. They kept this on for about a year.
Speaker 1: They didn't know grandmother had passed for an entire year.
Speaker 1: They would use excuses like she's with Uncle so, and so,
Speaker 1: she's with Aunt so and so, she's in the hospital
Speaker 1: and back and forth, you know, because I would be
Speaker 1: thinks she would typically do. So. They didn't know once
Speaker 1: again that she had passed away until a year later,
Speaker 1: well about a week after the funeral, Mom calls upstairs
Speaker 1: and says, hey, come down for dinner, and uh one
Speaker 1: of the daughters. Keeping in mind they don't know for
Speaker 1: another year that she's gone, one of the daughters says,
Speaker 1: I can't come down, Mom, I'm braiding grandmother's hair. She
Speaker 1: had a ladies a lady her grandmother in the room.
Speaker 1: She was braiding her hair. She thought it was her,
Speaker 1: and she of course just disappeared. Mom came up running
Speaker 1: and she told Mom, you made you made Grandma leave.
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Speaker 1: Stay with us at three. Lightning Paradise was the locally
Speaker 1: hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the
Speaker 1: night after a long night of playing bowling and all
Speaker 1: kinds of card games. It was the only way that
Speaker 1: these guys could get together. They were all dad's and
Speaker 1: didn't have lives of their own other than being a father.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how, I'm just really glad that finally
Speaker 1: we get a chance to hang out. I'm so busy
Speaker 1: with the kids. I'm so busy with the white I'm
Speaker 1: so busy with work. I'm so busy with my car
Speaker 1: keeps falling apart on me. I'm so busy with burying
Speaker 1: items that I steal from. It meant, why did you
Speaker 1: what I'm busy with my kids. No, no, no, cav
Speaker 1: go back. What were you just saying, get burying things?
Speaker 1: You steal from my state sale? From my state sales?
Speaker 1: I wait until people, you're a detective. I'm just no,
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding guys. I don't do that anyway. So
Speaker 1: my wife the other day, I just wanted to unwind
Speaker 1: and drink a beer, and all discussed the big bear
Speaker 1: in the room of my right, I think we need
Speaker 1: to Yeah, are you stealing? Kid? Not anymore? Not anymore?
Speaker 1: Only three years in the forest and you're stealing. It's
Speaker 1: just the rush? Did I get from it? What? How
Speaker 1: did you never get caught? Yeah? Because I know how
Speaker 1: the system works. I know how to not leave Trey.
Speaker 1: Anytime I go to an estate sale and I steal
Speaker 1: like a vase, or I steal an urn and filled
Speaker 1: with somebody's ashes, Why are they selling that in a
Speaker 1: state sale? Why would they sell the ashes? I don't
Speaker 1: know why, but but I always wear I don't think
Speaker 1: those are state sales. I think you're just going to
Speaker 1: old people's homes and say you no, no, no, that's impossible. No, no.
Speaker 1: Look I go into a house that has a gate
Speaker 1: and it has a guard standing in front, and then
Speaker 1: I hop over the gate because I don't know the
Speaker 1: code to the gate, and I go in while if
Speaker 1: all the people are in there sleeping and U and
Speaker 1: it's called burg that's burglary breaking an entry. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you guys are misunderstanding what I'm saying. I blow a
Speaker 1: blow dart into the dog so it doesn't bark. When
Speaker 1: I kick in a window, and then I climb in,
Speaker 1: it's a state sale. I climb in through the window.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I cut myself on the glass, but then I
Speaker 1: make sure that I don't get any blood on anything
Speaker 1: from the So there's some DNA evidence and a state sale.
Speaker 1: What aren't you guys getting what's the worst thing that's
Speaker 1: ever happened? Like, did someone wake up? Yes, and it's
Speaker 1: and a state sale. The wife wakes up. I scrambled
Speaker 1: to the garage. I grab a baseball bat, I hit
Speaker 1: make sure the wife doesn't know what the hell care
Speaker 1: state It's clear that he had a definition of a
Speaker 1: state sale that wasn't shared by the rest of the friends.
Speaker 1: He had to have it. Irna. My client was simply,
Speaker 1: you better communicate soon because I'm going to call mis trial.
Speaker 1: I think that's how that works. Yes, anyway, as I
Speaker 1: was saying, yet infermission to approach the bench, your honor,
Speaker 1: your on. Can I please approach the bench to pros No,
Speaker 1: only the defense. One person approaches the bench at a time,
Speaker 1: and I approached the match. I have nothing to do
Speaker 1: with this trial, but I would like nothing. Guy who
Speaker 1: grow three over here, I was told this would not
Speaker 1: took my face ran and no, I would like that
Speaker 1: part in the in the crowd. That was a witness
Speaker 1: you need No, it was not. I would like those
Speaker 1: comments stricken from the record. Back you're on it. Clearly
Speaker 1: I have a witness to the effect of his client
Speaker 1: coming into the house and also stealing very valuable goods.
Speaker 1: Pay your name for the record. Please, what's things stolen
Speaker 1: from your house? Mr Jansen? Yes, many things stolen from
Speaker 1: my house. It was an estate sale, was not in
Speaker 1: a state sale. There was no newspaper at objection you're
Speaker 1: on a defense is talking out a line. First of all,
Speaker 1: that was my client that spoke. I have instruct in
Speaker 1: my client no more outburst. You're on it. It's all
Speaker 1: coming from the defense, whether it's the actual person to
Speaker 1: defend in or the counselor and the defendants a moment
Speaker 1: to confer with my client. Please, oh, here we go. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: you're gonna let this witness to talk. Now, when I
Speaker 1: stomp on your foot four and a half times, you're
Speaker 1: going to not yell out it was in a state
Speaker 1: you're on. A defense is coaching the defense. You're on.
Speaker 1: A defense attorney's job is to coach their injection. You're
Speaker 1: on it now. If I were coach mocking me by
Speaker 1: doing my voice, if I were coaching the witness, that
Speaker 1: would not be okay when i'm That's why you hire
Speaker 1: an attorney is to have somewhere wanna can I side
Speaker 1: boar with my witness? Please listen, when I say somebody
Speaker 1: stole your goods, you say yes, am I right? Yes?
Speaker 1: And if I say that that you would burglarized? You
Speaker 1: say once, you're right, You're damn right. He's starting about
Speaker 1: my out okay, and then keep it down and trying
Speaker 1: to keep your voice consistent. Are you you're on? I
Speaker 1: would just like to point out that that is a
Speaker 1: good exam apple attorney communicates with their own witness yourna.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything different than what the defense is doing.
Speaker 1: Am I sorry? What courterisan session of luck. So, yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: an estate sale. That's what I'm trying to say. I said,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm not really communicating exactly what it was,
Speaker 1: and I'm talking. I was at the courthouse even though
Speaker 1: that that attorney was brilliant at getting you off. We're
Speaker 1: back here again talking about it. Yeah. Yeah, he got yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he got me off. He got no no, listen, Yeah
Speaker 1: he got me off. I won the case. They put
Speaker 1: me in handcuffs, they said you're guilty. They brought me
Speaker 1: to prison. I saw that I killed. I murdered a guard.
Speaker 1: I got out of the prison. Yeah, I got away
Speaker 1: with it. I got off. Yeah. You told me that
Speaker 1: in a letter that you won the case. You're getting out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's what happened. I won the case. They
Speaker 1: put me in jail, I killed a guard. I broke
Speaker 1: out of jail. I'm here with you, guys. I got off.
Speaker 1: That's escaping from jail. You didn't get off. You escaped
Speaker 1: from jail. It's just don't NBC news. Heaven just killed
Speaker 1: a guard and is wanted by the fat If you've
Speaker 1: seen this man, dude, is Heaven? Is that Joe? Joe
Speaker 1: from high school. On the TV, Keaven is wanted for
Speaker 1: killing a guard at the County Present. Joe, I never
Speaker 1: thought it would happen, oh Man, but it did. Ari
Speaker 1: is gonna be pissed this motherfucker. But producer to Andy
Speaker 1: and especially guests contributed. Jo right, I'm your host, sorry,
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