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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douyoway

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Speaker 2: The countdown continues with the number four phone tap of

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Speaker 2: the year in our top ten phone Taps of Christmas

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Speaker 2: And this was definitely one of my personal favorites. Ok,

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Speaker 2: where Jose poses as a new hire at one of

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Speaker 2: those doggy hotels and he calls the owner about one

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Speaker 2: notoriously problematic puff that they always have there, whose name

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Speaker 2: is Muso y short for Mussolini. The entire staff has

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Speaker 2: very clear instructions that Musso is territorial and has to

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Speaker 2: stay in his cage. Weirdly, somebody didn't get that memo.

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Speaker 2: It's your number four phone tap of the year.

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Speaker 3: Right now.

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Speaker 2: Is Brook and Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas le four?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Hello? Hi is this David? Yeah, this is David. Who

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Speaker 4: is this?

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Speaker 3: Are you the manager of Canine Hotels?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I am the manager of Canine Coachel.

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Speaker 3: You sound sleepy.

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Speaker 4: I am sleepy at six a m. Who is this? Hi?

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Speaker 3: My name is Xander. I'm a new hire.

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Speaker 4: Here, Xander.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm doing the overnight shift because Clinton had to cancel,

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Speaker 3: so they had me come in and this is my

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Speaker 3: first night. And they said if I had any serious

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Speaker 3: questions that I should ask you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, can this wait until Amy gets there at seven?

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Speaker 3: I don't know her. I'm new, but I was curious.

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Speaker 3: Is about one of the dogs.

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Speaker 4: You should really talk to Amy? I mean she must

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Speaker 4: have hired you.

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Speaker 3: You know Muso. I think Mussolini. Yeah, ye, I think

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Speaker 3: he's a Doberman, right he is. Yes, he seems like

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Speaker 3: a sweet heart.

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Speaker 4: No, he's not. He's the opposite of that.

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Speaker 3: What what do you mean?

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Speaker 4: Luso is not a sweetie. Do not let him near

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Speaker 4: any of the other dogs. I sent out email Yester.

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Speaker 3: Why I already took him out and he's fine.

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Speaker 4: You did what?

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Speaker 3: I put him in the room in the bag?

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Speaker 1: No you didn't, Yeah I did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're straight up.

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Speaker 4: He's really cute.

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Speaker 3: Now I could get him out. I dip my finger

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Speaker 3: in peanut butter. They'll lick it off and be a

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Speaker 3: good boy.

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Speaker 4: Don't do that. Either I keep your fingers.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go inside. Hold on, I got pianu butter.

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Speaker 4: So you like peanut butter? Boy, Oh my god, don't

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Speaker 4: don't peanut but don't do that.

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Speaker 2: Oh Moosoh big.

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Speaker 3: You're so excited.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, big tea, get the dog out of there.

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Speaker 4: What are you doing? Get the dog out of your

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Speaker 4: butter on your tongue.

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Speaker 3: You dug peanut butter off my feet.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's not terrible, big down moo. So

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Speaker 4: what's going on? I had to leave.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I had to leave the room. He was too excited.

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Speaker 4: He was excited. He was about to kill you.

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Speaker 3: No, he just likes peanut butter. He got really excited

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Speaker 3: and wanted to lick it off my fingers.

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Speaker 4: That's not what's happening there. I'm telling you that have

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Speaker 4: you just never worked with animals before.

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Speaker 3: I had a dog once and I was all other

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Speaker 3: name was Teacup and he fit in my hand and

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Speaker 3: okay with lick each other's faces.

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Speaker 4: This is no Teacup. The owners told me that dog

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Speaker 4: is extremely aggressive. You need to follow my direction. I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna go back in.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna prove you wrong.

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Speaker 4: You're not you're not gonna prove me wrong. I always

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Speaker 4: get out of the room. He's trying to kill you.

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Speaker 4: Come and lick the peanut butter. He's not peku thender,

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Speaker 4: he's not teaco.

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Speaker 3: Oh your breath is warm, you uppy bread.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, get out of the room. Listen to me.

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Speaker 4: I'm only five.

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Speaker 3: Ft away from it. He's trying to jump on me.

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Speaker 4: Did you call someone else? I'm gonna I gotta get

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Speaker 4: someone else. There we were playing tag.

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Speaker 3: He tried to jump on me, but I got away.

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Speaker 4: There's something significantly wrong with you.

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Speaker 3: Oh, there is something wrong with me. It's because I

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Speaker 3: work on a joke. We'll get Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 3: and I put my fingers in Jeffrey's mouth every day

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Speaker 3: and he looks it like that. He growls him. You too,

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Speaker 3: oh Jeffrey. Oh, I'm trying to do a phone.

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Speaker 4: Tap in here, so you're not You don't work for me,

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Speaker 4: and there's no doc attack.

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Speaker 3: I don't do my job.

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Speaker 4: But you're right, Yes, I do not work for you.

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Speaker 4: I work for a radio station and this is a

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Speaker 4: phone tap. Damnit. I mean, I guess I'm believed. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you're not being mauled to death.

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Speaker 3: No, your employee Amy set you up. She said, you're

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Speaker 3: a little stress right now because you have an aggressive

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Speaker 3: dogging and you're super busy lately.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been crazy for all I know, Xander was

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Speaker 4: the person working for me, so well, I can.

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Speaker 3: Be if you'll let me apply. But I got peanut

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Speaker 3: butter all over my fingies right now.

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Speaker 4: We're pretty desperate for employees, but I think we're still

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Speaker 4: going to pass on Xander. So wake Up every morning was.

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Speaker 3: Phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: In the morning.