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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for refusing to pay my

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Speaker 1: son for babysitting? You could not be. Let's let's see

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Speaker 1: what we got here. See how many babies is he

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Speaker 1: sitting on? What's the hourly rate? Forty rush babies eighty

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Speaker 1: babies per minute per minute? D have you ever seen

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Speaker 1: that video of like of this woman like crushing watermelons

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Speaker 1: with her butt and she's like going like bam, bam,

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Speaker 1: bam bam. She's just smacking him down with that Oh

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Speaker 1: just like yeah, like squatting it, squatting on it.

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Speaker 2: Wow, ass explosive, explosive, ass explosives squats.

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Speaker 1: I would take that work out. I started to go

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Speaker 1: back to the office on Friday so I can pick

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Speaker 1: up my eleven year old son from school. Got my

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Speaker 1: twenty year old son, so I offered to give him

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Speaker 1: gas money like forty bucks to pick him up and

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Speaker 1: stay with him until I get home a couple of

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Speaker 1: hours later. Right sure, because Monday is a holiday, and

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Speaker 1: managed to leave work early. I came home and no

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Speaker 1: one was home. I texted my twenty year old to

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Speaker 1: see where they were, and he said they were at

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Speaker 1: the Coffee Bean by my son's school. I'm like Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: that's guy. I guess that's where all the cool middle

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Speaker 1: schoolers hang out on a Friday. That's hilarious, like low key,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of like true. It makes sense. I mean,

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Speaker 1: depending on where you live, it's like a Starbucks or something.

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Speaker 1: They didn't know I was home, so I decided to

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Speaker 1: pick my left yrold up and do a fun Dad

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Speaker 1: Sunday like bowling in the arcades. Nice. That sounds cool.

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Speaker 1: Dad is cool. I also forty bucks for uh for

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Speaker 1: gas money. It's like that's over gas money.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty good, especially is it's probably a recent story.

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Speaker 1: Actually, when I got to the Coffee Bean, my twenty

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Speaker 1: year old was on his phone, as twenty year olds

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Speaker 1: are discussed. He was surprised to see me, and I

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Speaker 1: asked where Logan was, because I was literally, what Opie

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Speaker 1: is paying the twenty year old to do? Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: said he might be behind the cafe. He might be

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Speaker 1: behind the cafe. I asked him, how does he not

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Speaker 1: know where his brother is and if he ever was

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Speaker 1: picked up. He said, yes, he was picked up, but

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Speaker 1: Logan and a few of his friends wandered to the back.

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Speaker 1: Well imagine, he said, maybe, yeah, I might have that's

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Speaker 1: like sass, that like a kid would do. Maybe. I

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Speaker 1: asked what they were doing in the back, and he

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Speaker 1: sarcastly told me he did not know because he wasn't there. Man,

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Speaker 1: this kid is a sas great a over here. I

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Speaker 1: go around back and see my eleven year old kissing

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Speaker 1: a girl. I asked him what he was doing and

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Speaker 1: he just says nothing. I told him to get his

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Speaker 1: ass in the car. My son said they were just

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Speaker 1: pretending to guess. For that, I found him guilty of

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Speaker 1: kissing and perjury. Oh god. My twenty year old asked

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Speaker 1: for the money that was owed to him, and I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm not paying him for shit. I told him that

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Speaker 1: his brother was making out with a girl behind the cafe. Nice.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's not okay. He's eleven. Eleven year old.

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Speaker 1: Boys need supervision. That's what I was paying my twenty

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Speaker 1: year old for. He said he was going to call

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Speaker 1: their mom sush my ex because he was owed the money.

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Speaker 1: I told him to call her and don't forget to

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Speaker 1: tell her what Logan was doing, because I will. And

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Speaker 1: that obviously changed his mind.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, this dad went from cool dad to too

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Speaker 2: much to tool.

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Speaker 1: I mean I think eleven year old's like kissing a

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Speaker 1: girl is fine behind the coffee bean.

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Speaker 2: That's it's okay, it's okay, you know it is like

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Speaker 2: it's it's fine. I mean like it's like massively awkward.

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Speaker 2: I think, like I think from my perspective in like

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Speaker 2: middle school, but like when I think about it from

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Speaker 2: a perspective of a parent, I'm like, oh, that's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: What like an eleven year old kissing an eleven year old?

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Speaker 1: Is that disgusting? It's just it's just weird. It's just

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Speaker 1: very weird, especially your child.

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Speaker 2: I like, I get it, but like it's just the

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Speaker 2: sight of it, if I if I.

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Speaker 1: I get My first kiss was like really in high school,

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Speaker 1: but I did. We played kissing tag and like when

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Speaker 1: I was in kindergarten. That sounds like they're like getting

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Speaker 1: after they're making out, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Like, I mean again, I wouldn't I would not do.

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Speaker 1: I would not react the way I don't know. Would

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Speaker 1: you dap your son up? Yeah that's my boy? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what's next? Son? What coming home with me?

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Speaker 1: Because you're done kissing this girl? Ah see, I saved

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Speaker 1: myself