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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is my

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Speaker 1: ex's new wife needs advice. Oh really, we'll get into

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Speaker 1: that find out what that's all about just a few

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Speaker 1: because right now the nephew is here with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call.

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Speaker 2: Nephew.

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Speaker 3: This right here is Gyms Gyms g E M S.

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Speaker 3: That's God's Eyes Ministry cat Dog. If you would, hello, Hello,

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to read Clarence Clarence. How you doing, Clarence?

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Speaker 3: This is statist man. I'm over at the church man,

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Speaker 3: my Baptist church where you're a member of. Right, Oh yeah, hey, okay, hey,

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Speaker 3: I'm with the gems man, and uh you you you

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Speaker 3: actually came to uh this past service, correct Gems the Gems,

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Speaker 3: that's that's uh God's Eyes missionary and and basically what

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Speaker 3: we do is we watch what's going on you know

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Speaker 3: in the in the church, who's coming, who hasn't come?

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Speaker 2: And uh, you know, I don't mean any.

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Speaker 3: Harm, but this this if my records indicate me right

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Speaker 3: through my God's eyes minister, the gems looking at my books,

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Speaker 3: looks like you this is your first time at the church.

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Speaker 2: This year.

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Speaker 4: Correct, Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Now, when pastor asked for all the visitors to stand,

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Speaker 3: you actually did not stand?

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Speaker 2: Correct? No, no, remember because you remember there we go.

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Speaker 3: Now you you still work for uh you you you

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Speaker 3: work for them? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay. Now what we've done is we've averaged it out

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Speaker 2: that you.

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Speaker 4: What what I mean, what is this about?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm on my way to it.

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Speaker 3: So so you probably are you averaging about what between

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Speaker 3: forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis over

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Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, yeah, something like that.

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Speaker 3: But you know, go ahead, we see what we're looking

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Speaker 3: at since since you are member, because see you did

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Speaker 3: not stand when he said all members said, you did

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Speaker 3: not stand up, which which you right there are making

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Speaker 3: the you know, you're you're you're clarifying that you are

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Speaker 3: a member, and you're making about we're gonna roughly say

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Speaker 3: about forty five thousand dollars a year, which means ten

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Speaker 2: Now, we looked at the we looked.

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Speaker 3: At the books and noticed that you put in fifty

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Speaker 3: dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday. Now,

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Speaker 3: if you put fifty dollars in you know we're close.

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Speaker 3: See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five

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Speaker 3: hundred dollars that you are to be.

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Speaker 2: Paying your tithes?

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Speaker 4: Wait? What's your name?

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Speaker 3: Like I said, sir, my name is statius status. Will

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Speaker 3: a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me? Well

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Speaker 3: in tied that would offer? See you?

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Speaker 4: You you you are wait a minte? Hold on, hold

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Speaker 4: a second. You got you got all the stuff going

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Speaker 4: on to the church. You you got uh, you got

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Speaker 4: hungry people, You got people that need salvation and whatever.

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Speaker 4: But you calling me about about some money that I

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Speaker 4: haven't given to the church. Well, see, and that's what

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Speaker 4: your ministry does, y'all. Y'all spend all morning calling people.

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Speaker 3: My job, sir, as a gym God's eyes ministry. My

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Speaker 3: job is to keep an eye on what's going on

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Speaker 3: at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting

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Speaker 3: into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?

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Speaker 3: We see, this is why we can't get the extra

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Speaker 3: wing that pastor wants to put on because people like him.

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Speaker 4: This is why you know what, man, you better hold

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Speaker 4: on a second. First of all, let me explain something

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Speaker 4: to your brother, Fatty, yourself, whatever the ministry you are with. Okay,

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Speaker 4: that's fine. Listen, hey, I don't even have to explain

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Speaker 4: this to you, but let me explain something to you.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 4: This is a one job household.

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Speaker 3: This is all we do.

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Speaker 4: This is the one job household. My wife don't work,

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Speaker 4: but my wife comes to church every Sunday and she

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Speaker 4: pays the tide. Now have you checked at the gym ministry,

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Speaker 4: Have y'all looked at her ties?

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Speaker 3: Her tie ain't got nothing to do with you. You

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Speaker 3: understand you have to pay your ties. Will a man

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Speaker 3: rob God? Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the Lord.

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Speaker 3: Brother Clarence, you know what? Man?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 4: That's you know? And you wonder why people don't come

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Speaker 4: to church all the time.

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 4: How do you go tell me that I rob? I

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Speaker 4: could be giving my tie somewhere else.

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Speaker 3: I am the secretary, I am the Gem's secretary of

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Speaker 3: God's eyes Ministry, and my eyes have shown me that

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Speaker 3: you've only given fifty dollars.

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Speaker 2: You're making forty five thot one dollars.

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Speaker 4: Somebody from the church. I don't know if that is something.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you that who is I half. But that's

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Speaker 4: not none of their business. I know, I know, I know.

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Speaker 4: What does it have to do with him calling people

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Speaker 4: and asking them if their pans? I got this, I

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Speaker 4: got this handle? Yeah, you know I got it. I

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Speaker 4: got it, I got it, I got it, I got

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Speaker 4: I know, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, I don't who whoo whoo, who who was that?

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Speaker 3: Sir?

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Speaker 4: My wife has been paying. That's my wife's paying. I tied.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay.

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Speaker 3: I don't have nothing in my books that say y'all

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Speaker 3: pay three hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Not undercount if.

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Speaker 4: She said we paid three hundred dollars, we paid three

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Speaker 4: hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you this, When are you gonna start

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Speaker 3: cutting into this forty five.

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Speaker 2: With a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me.

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Speaker 2: That is what you are doing, sir.

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Speaker 4: Well you know what you robbing me right now? You

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Speaker 4: robbing me right now at my time where I could

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Speaker 4: go out. I got to be work. I can't even

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Speaker 4: go get drinks right now because I'm on the phone

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Speaker 4: with you. I have to be at work in half

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Speaker 4: an hour. You robbing me right now of my time.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you something. Can you bring your tax

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Speaker 3: return into the toy. I can take a look at it.

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Speaker 4: My tax return. You know, I tell you what. I

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Speaker 4: bring my tax return. If everybody else bring their tax return.

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Speaker 4: If you bring your tax return and pass to bring

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Speaker 4: his tax return, then I'll bring my tax return. We

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Speaker 4: can have a tax return party.

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Speaker 2: When will your tax re turn? When can you? Can

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Speaker 2: you fax it to me? Are you serious?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, I mean if.

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Speaker 3: It's is, if it's not too much to ask for, Listen,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you. The next time you

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Speaker 3: do come to church, we're gonna pat you down because

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Speaker 4: Oh hold on, you gonna pat me down nex time

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Speaker 4: I come to church and then lay hands on you. Okay,

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Speaker 4: let me ask you this. Do you are you on

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Speaker 4: salary at the church?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: But what does but what what does? What does that

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Speaker 4: I need to know what you tutting?

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Speaker 2: It ain't gotten you, look up, it ain't got nothing.

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Speaker 3: When you're gonna bring your forty five hundred dollars down

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Speaker 3: so we can add it, so we can get the

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Speaker 3: wing put on. I'm part of the gems. You bring

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Speaker 3: your money down here are Clarence?

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Speaker 4: Isn't it, dog, Let me tell you something. I don't

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Speaker 4: know who you are. I don't know what this ministry is.

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Speaker 2: I'm with the gems. When can we except it?

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Speaker 4: Man, I don't I don't care. I don't give it.

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Speaker 2: You know what.

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Speaker 4: I don't care anything about the gym ministry. I don't

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Speaker 4: care about you. Man, I don't care about.

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Speaker 3: Any of that.

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Speaker 2: Where you're gonna play this ten percent?

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Speaker 4: Let me let me take something dolls and just this

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Speaker 4: for real, don't call my house. Not more with this,

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Speaker 4: with this stuff, you about to make a brother go off.

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Speaker 4: I mean, seriously, in this economy, in this economy you

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Speaker 4: talked to me about about me tied in fifty dollars,

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Speaker 4: I'm trying. I'm trying to put a dollar through college.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to set a son through private school, and

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Speaker 4: I can't get that done. I'm trying to keep the.

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Speaker 3: Lights on the What do that have to do with

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Speaker 3: the church.

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Speaker 4: I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up,

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Speaker 4: And if you want to meet me and whatever you're

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Speaker 4: gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.

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Speaker 2: So I need to tell you something else about your job.

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Speaker 4: You ain't tell me nothing about my job. You have

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Speaker 4: to kill me.

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Speaker 2: I need to tell you something about your job.

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Speaker 4: Dude, I'm gonna hang up this phone.

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Speaker 2: Is dam a man named Chapman at your job.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Chapman at my job.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, and he's been there too. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: wait a minute. Chapman is the one that got me

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Speaker 3: to call you. This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve

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Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just got pranked, man, man, man.

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Speaker 4: Guilty I mean.

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Speaker 2: With the gym ministry.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but somebody getting ready to get beat up at the.

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Speaker 2: Yeoh man.

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing to ask you, man, what

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Speaker 3: is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 3: show in the.

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Speaker 4: Land, obviously, Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: I don't need no praise today. Nephew Tommy and friends,

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Speaker 3: all right, Laugh out Loud Comedy Show April twenty night, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 3: That's two Ray Craig McLaren's lout enel and hosted by

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Speaker 3: Yours truly at the Kesswick April twenty nine.

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Speaker 2: we'd be killing them.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, strubbery letters. My excess new wife needs

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