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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from SNL

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Speaker 1: and Weeds Kevin Neelan January thirty first in February first.

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Speaker 1: Tickets available at Parlor Live dot com or four to

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Speaker 1: five to eighty nine seven thousand on the twenties. I'm five. Hello, Alli.

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Speaker 1: Is this Alex? Yes, Alex, this is Dan. I'm the

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Speaker 1: owner of Bowling Alley, your employer. Uh Hi Dan, how

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm doing good? How are you doing? Not

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Speaker 1: that great? I'm just calling to let you know not

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Speaker 1: to bother coming into work later today. Okay, what I said,

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Speaker 1: I said don't bother. I said, don't bother coming into

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Speaker 1: work because I know exactly what you've been doing. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I've gotten several reports about you smoking marijuana on your

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Speaker 1: lunch break while you're working at my bowling alley. Someone's

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Speaker 1: told you smoke's been smoking pots at work. That's funny.

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Speaker 1: Someone's told me. Listen, I've got cameras in the back

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Speaker 1: where you smoke your weed on your lunch breaks. So

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Speaker 1: I've seen the whole thing myself. There, Alex, I've smoked

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Speaker 1: cigarettes at work. I've never I've never smoked pot before

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Speaker 1: at work. I would I would never smoke pot let

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Speaker 1: alone at work. I just don't understand what you like.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do this. Do you think that I'm an idiot? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you're an idiot. I think you're an

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Speaker 1: amazing person. I mean you own a bowling alley. You

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Speaker 1: are right, I am an amazing person because I own

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Speaker 1: a bowling alley and you've been smoking weed on your

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Speaker 1: lunch breaks and I have it on video, Alex, just

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Speaker 1: be honest with me. Maybe once one might have that's

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Speaker 1: what That's what I thought. Look, I'm sorry. I can't

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Speaker 1: do this job, man, I can't. It's like all I

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Speaker 1: have for me right now. So you like working, You

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Speaker 1: like working at my bowling alley. I love I love

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Speaker 1: working here, guys, bowling Alley. I can't afford to lose

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Speaker 1: this job right now. Your establishment means so much to me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well, the only way I can see you

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Speaker 1: keeping this job is if you do a little something

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Speaker 1: for me. What do you need? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I need you to keep this on the down low? Right?

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Speaker 1: You got it? What do you what do you need?

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Speaker 1: Ideal in something a little bit heavier than marijuana? And

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Speaker 1: I need your help um. All right, well, we'll be

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Speaker 1: talking about ideal guns to Mexico. That's right. Uh, how

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Speaker 1: do you think I got the money to own a

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Speaker 1: bowling alley? That's gun money? Man? All right, I mean

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Speaker 1: I don't really, I don't really know anything about guns. Man.

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Speaker 1: You don't. You don't have to know. I don't know

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Speaker 1: some pots. Sometimes I don't know anything about firearms or anything. Man. Hey, hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: I need to stop rambling. All right, this is the

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Speaker 1: way you sound. You get nervous. You're not gonna do

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Speaker 1: very well when I send you over to Mexico at all. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I don't know anything about Mexico. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: how to speak Spanish. My all blows very little. They

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Speaker 1: don't be a right. Come on, you're already taking risks

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Speaker 1: like smoking weed on the job. Next, run some guns

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Speaker 1: for me. I've seen all these reports on in the

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Speaker 1: Mexico list. I'm gonna go down there. I'm get my

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Speaker 1: head chopped off, and I'm gonna be like little bones

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Speaker 1: in the bus. She says, I can't choose. I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not going to Yeah, I can't go

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Speaker 1: to my Hey, run these guns for me and you

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Speaker 1: and I are gonna make a get load of cash.

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Speaker 1: I promise you that. All right, I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I can't do it. Like I can't. I

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Speaker 1: got won't. I won't do it right. Well, if you're

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Speaker 1: not willing to do it for me, I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to call the cops on you about smoking weed in

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Speaker 1: my establishment. I'm the press charget. You don't realize how

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Speaker 1: much trouble you just got yourself into. You I can

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Speaker 1: do I can't do that. I can't. This is so crazy,

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Speaker 1: like I am not running God for you. You smoke

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Speaker 1: week okay? All right? Fine? Hey you know what, then

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Speaker 1: you just got yourself in a lot of trouble because

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something even worse. What what are you

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Speaker 1: gonna do? What? What do you do? The person that

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna let you know that this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. What you This is actually Jewil

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Boy. No,

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Speaker 1: your buddy can set you up. He said that you

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Speaker 1: get high too much at work. I want you're stoned

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Speaker 1: right now, aren't you? Uh No? Yeah, right wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jewil phone taps on the point five