WEBVTT - Best Bits with Eddie: PART 1 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:05.200 It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan number two. 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:09.440 What's up, y'all? Welcome to a kind of special edition 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:12.239 of the Best Bits. This is a way that we 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:14.640 have never done the Best Bits before because I am 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:17.160 currently at home sick, but I still wanted to bring 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:19.640 you guys the Best Bits this weekend. And Eddie is 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:23.160 on with me from his house. Eddie, Hello, Hey, can 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:26.360 you hear Coachella? You know? I hear? Yeah? Okay, good 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:28.680 because she's like walking around and her little claws are 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:31.080 like hitting the floor. So good. Oh yeah, So if 0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:34.760 you guys hear dogs, kids, anything, any chaos in this podcast, 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:36.800 it is because both of us are from home right now, 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:39.519 and I have a lossnge in my mouth, so you 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:41.800 may hear that every so often. I'm gonna try and 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:44.000 mute myself when I cough. And we're just all over 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:47.000 the place right now. But we're doing it. We're showing 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:49.239 up for the people, right Eddie, Yeah, we are. That's 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:52.080 what we do. We have to. So we got this 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:54.880 fun Best Bits planned. But how are you, Eddie? How 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:57.080 are you feeling? Hopefully not sick at all. No, I 0:00:57.120 --> 0:01:00.720 don't feel sick, but just talking to you like trying 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:02.120 to clear my throat because I'm like, I don't know, 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:04.399 I don't know if it's just Morgan making me feel sick, 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:06.959 but I feel sick. Now. What is that called when 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:10.360 it's like in your brain and you think that it happens. Yeah, yeah, 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:13.240 it's what's that called? Amy says it all the time. 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.720 What is it? We're gonna We're gonna remember the word here. Also, 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:19.080 I got crazy brain fog going on right now, So 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.120 if I say things that don't make sense, that's also 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:24.440 probably part of it. I'm on like antibiotics, medicine like 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:26.600 tea that I don't even know what it is. I'm 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:28.960 trying everything at this point to get better. Well, you're 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.920 a warrior. I'm trying. But Eddie can also see me 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.039 on video right now, and I look like death froze over, 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:40.400 like I have I rolled out of bed. Oh I'm not. 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:43.240 Oh man, Well, okay, we got this best bits to 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.440 go through and I'm excited coming in at the number 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:50.560 seven spot this week. You guys had so many stories 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:53.520 to share. When I talked about seeing a guy steal 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:57.240 an air fryer from Walmart, apparently everybody is seeing a 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:00.880 lot of stealing happening. So Eddie, you're edit, you're edit. 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:07.120 Know have you seen any stealing happen recently? Not recently? 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:11.160 When I first moved to Nashville, I remember I went 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:14.280 to Target and it was just like one of those 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.800 things where I had just walked in the store and 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:19.440 somebody had ran out. I didn't see him run out, 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.960 but I saw everyone go get him, and everyone just 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:25.400 follows someone out the door. And I'm like, this is crazy, 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:28.920 this is what Nashville's like. But they followed them in 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.840 that situation. Yeah, I think it was like maybe one 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:36.440 employee and then other customers. But I just remember like craziness, 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:39.280 like what is happening here? But now I remember, did 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:42.079 I tell you one time though that I saw someone 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:46.360 steal a tip jar? And I remember this story. Okay, 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:48.440 So where Bobby and I used to work in Austin. 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:52.160 We were right across the street from a pizza place 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:54.600 and Bobby and I had just finished shooting. We were 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.720 shooting some video stuff and we were in the parking 0:02:56.720 --> 0:03:01.919 lot talking and this guy had stolen the tip jar 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:04.920 from this pizza place and I'd probably have like what 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:08.320 thirty dollars in it? Like nothing crazy and he's running 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:11.320 full speed with a tip jar. Oh my gosh, Yes, 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.720 I remember this story because you wanted to be a hero. 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.440 But yes, please keep telling it. Yes, But eventually he 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.200 gave up because I think the store owners and the 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:20.440 employees were almost caught up to him, so he just 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:23.200 dropped the tip jar. I'm like, that was crazy. It's 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:25.960 always crazy when you see someone steal something, right, Yeah, 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:28.560 well I've now. I've seen it happen three different times 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.480 this year, at three different places, and every time it happens, 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:35.120 I am just astonished at the balls that people have, 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:38.280 I know, because I couldn't ever one. I'm just I 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:41.440 literally can't lie. I am a terrible liar. You've never 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:44.920 stolen anything, never in my entire life at anything ever, 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.640 not even like a piece of candy. Nothing Like. I 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.920 am so honest to a fault, I would be the 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:54.840 worst under a lie detector. I can keep secrets like 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.240 I can keep people's secret because I'm loyal, but like, 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:00.960 my honesty will always prevail. And so when I see 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.640 this happen, so like I saw this air friar at Walmart, 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:10.040 I saw a guys steal tools and a mower at Loews. Yeah, uh, huh. 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.080 And then I saw a girl steal a full, like 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:15.120 twenty four pack of cokes from Kroger, just straight up 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:18.839 walked out. And every time I'm just so shocked because 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.719 these people don't even look like ashamed of what they're doing. 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:26.000 They almost look proud. Okay, can I admit? Can I 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:30.960 admit something I want? I want to confess? Okay, we're 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:34.600 in the confession. Yes, And this was back in college, 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:37.000 So I don't think I can get um, I can 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:39.159 get prosecuted for this. It was a long time ago. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.360 We're over like fifteen years at least, right, Yeah, Yeah, definitely. 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:48.039 So my buddy Dave Um, he worked at a comedience store, 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:51.599 and he was like, what's crazy about comedian stores is 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.920 that the bags of ice, Like we don't know how 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:57.880 many are in there, Like we don't know what Like 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.640 if someone pays for one bag of ice and gets 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:03.720 two or three, we don't know. Well, a buddy of 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:06.160 ours was having a party and he had this great 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:10.040 idea to do it like a snow party. Oh, we 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:12.720 should get a lot of ice and cover the backyard 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:15.560 in like just ice, and we'll have everyone dressed off 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:18.159 like their skiing and it'll be a snow party, and 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.240 Dave goes, I have an idea. I know where to 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:26.440 get ice. So Dave, we go in my truck, me, Dave, 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:30.480 and another guy. Dave says, go park by the ice machine. 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:34.560 I'll pay for one bag of ice. Talking the guy 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:37.880 that is working. I know him, he's cool, and I'll 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:40.080 talk to him. You guys, just load up the truck 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:45.440 with ice. Morgan, we probably stole like thirty bags of ice. 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:51.200 Oh my gosh, Eddie, Yes, okay, one bag of ice 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:54.960 is how much money a dollar? Twenty five? Okay, so 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:58.440 at least thirty dollars worth of ice, or like fifty, 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:02.719 let's go fifty. Okay, fifty dollars worth of ice. And 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:05.200 we stole thirty bags of ice. And we had a 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:08.040 hell of a party. It was awesome. I mean, I 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.000 bet it was an awesome party. But did this guy, 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:13.720 your friend that worked at the convenience store ever get caught. No, 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.559 nobody ever knew, because he was like, dude, that this 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:18.760 can happen every day, and there's no way we can 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:20.560 find out because we don't know how much ice is 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:23.279 in there. Like all the person at the communion store 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:25.159 knows is like, oh yeah, back of ice. Charge you 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:30.200 for that bump? There's ice in there? I think, take it? What? Yeah, 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.760 it's crazy. I know. Hey, you don't come at me. Now. 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:34.960 That was a long time ago, okay. And then hey, 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.080 whn't you know my idea? You were driving the truck 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:40.000 though you were driving that getaway car. I was, and 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:42.559 I helped load the truck. Yeah, was this your only 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.279 theft in your life? Where is there more? Okay, there's 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:50.480 there's another one. So so when I was probably twelve 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:52.960 thirty coach, do you hear? Could you hear that one? 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.680 That one time I did? Hello Coachella, Welcome to the podcast. 0:06:55.960 --> 0:07:01.000 I was probably twelve thirteen years old, and we're at 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:04.480 the beach and there was a kid who was staying 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.560 at a condo next to ours. Was like an it 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:08.880 was almost like a hotel or whatever, but there were condominiums. 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.480 And his name was Dennis. And Dennis was like kind 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:15.560 of like he was trouble. Like Dennis was like a 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:17.880 skater dude. He surfed and stuff, and he was kind 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:20.240 of trouble. And he was like, let's go like just 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:22.520 walk around, you know, the island or whatever. And so 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:24.880 we walked around the beach and we went to the 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:29.320 store and we went to these like little necklaces. They'd 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:33.360 like beat a necklaces. Oh no, not like your necklace, 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:37.840 Eddie like poka yes, And so he I loved Puka necklaces. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:40.480 I know, well you postponas from all the times. I'm 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:42.760 like this man never stopped wearing a Puka necklace. I 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:46.400 love those necklaces. So he liked, was like, dude, I'm 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:49.600 gonna take like ten of these and then sell them later. 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:51.880 And I'm like, no, you're crazy. He's like no, no, like, dude, 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:54.560 they're not going to catch us. Just take one. And 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:57.000 so I did. I took I took a bracelet. I 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.920 never wore a bracelet. Why would I steal a bracelet? 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.520 And it was like a little beaded bracelet and I 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:06.200 stole it and I felt so so so bad, like terrible. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:08.360 I ended up throwing it away because I didn't want 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:11.800 it on me. Dang. So you felt remorse in both 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:14.200 of these situations. No, no, no, no not. The ice 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:19.480 party party was legit. That was fun, so because you 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:21.840 had a good time after the stealing, and you're like, nah, 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:25.520 we're good. Yeah. Imagine this. Though we showed up at 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:28.040 that party back the truck up, and they're like, where 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:30.480 did you get all that ice from? We're like, don't 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:32.920 worry about it. You were the theft heroes, is what 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:37.280 you were. They were like, yeah, there's ice. Oh my goodness, 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:39.720 you were wild. I did not know you. We had 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.520 a thieving man on our show. Those were my two. 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:47.360 My two stealing stories. I do believe that most people 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:50.160 probably have one. I just listen. I was terrified to 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:52.920 ever be in trouble, so I did everything I could 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:56.760 just down to trouble. I'm shocked. I'm like, honestly shocked 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:59.400 that you don't have a stealing story. I don't even 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.440 like gum no, but listen, I did my fair share 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.440 of bad things. I snuck out, I got like I 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:06.240 was a rebel in other ways, I just never did 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:10.000 the stealing thing. Is it involved people that I didn't know? Yeah, 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.120 and so I just if it was people that I knew, 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.720 I pushed the boundaries more. But if it was people 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:17.280 I don't know, I didn't want anything to do with 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:19.480 it because I just I always had the worst case 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:21.040 scenario in my brain that I was going to get 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:24.960 thrown in jail and like die. So I would never 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:27.960 steal from a person like I think it was more 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:31.080 of the thought in my head was, oh, this is 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:33.320 a company that has a lot of necklaces and not 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:35.320 a lot of bracelets, like a lot of ice, Like 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:38.000 they're not gonna miss frozen water. I think that was 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:41.280 like what I thought of. Now obviously like that's stupid, 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:42.839 don't don't, don't steal it, don't be dune. I was 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:44.680 gonna say, that's probably what all these these people that 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.120 I've been seeing steal this year think as well. It's 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:50.120 the Kroger, Lows, Walmart. They're massive companies and they're never 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:53.200 gonna notice. But I do think they noticed on some level. 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:56.920 I think they do. Hey, where's that lawnmower? Have you 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:58.839 seen that lawnmower that we were trying to sell? No, 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:01.320 I mean, listen, I get times are tough, like, but 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:04.080 like I mean, everybody's creating a go fund me for 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.160 just about anything. So I think you could find get 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:07.680 a couple of bucks on a go fund me not 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.920 to steal something, right, I agree, even if it's a mower, 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.760 even if you really need an air friar, I totally agree. 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:16.200 I think people would care more about that than you 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:19.400 stealing you know, but definitely don't listen to Eddie's story 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.200 and go steal ice, because no, you gave people ideas. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:26.000 Now they're like Ice. That's not a bad idea. Listen, 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:28.360 I'm not gonna lie that. It's not clever. But Eddie, 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:32.200 bad decision. Oh man, those are good stories. Those are 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:35.240 better than the people stealing them. No, Oh my gosh, 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:38.319 good good Hey, good character building stories, Eddie, Thank you, 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:39.840 thank you. Hey, guys, it was a long time ago, 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:42.080 all right, please forgive me. Yeah, Like, hey, if it 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:44.760 happens fifteen plus years ago, it doesn't count, right. I 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:46.840 don't know. I don't I don't think like that either. 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:48.720 I'm good day. I don't think that actually counts. I 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:52.040 think it actually all counts in the grands. Probably. Yeah. Well. 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:54.320 We also had a segment on the show this week 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:58.200 where Lunchboxes cousin called him ahead of her wedding about 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:00.559 the speech that he's so badly wanted to have because 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:03.800 he was a celebrity, which was pretty hilarious. And I 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:06.320 love that the bride did this, especially because it's his 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.480 cousin and she just totally called him out on his stuff. 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:12.839 But you and I have both been in weddings. You've 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:15.920 been a groomsman, a best man. I've been a bridesmaid 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:19.079 at several weddings, So, like, I want to talk about 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:21.880 the perspective of like you being a groomsman versus me 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:26.000 being a bridesmaid, because it's so different on a wedding day, 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:31.880 bachelorette party. So what were your experiences like? So bachelor party, Well, 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:34.120 you know, mine was pretty easy. I've been a best 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:36.400 man twice. So I was a best man for a 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:39.960 friend of mine back in Texas and then Bobby. I 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:42.680 was a best man for Bobby, and so it's quite 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:46.120 the difference because Bobby for his bachelor party, knew exactly 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.320 what he wanted, like there was just no doubt. I 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:50.679 want to go to Arkansas. I want to do play 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:54.160 basketball in the Arkansas gym. I want to play football 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:55.920 in the football field like I want. Like it was 0:11:55.960 --> 0:12:00.880 all Arkansas and so I'm like, well, you know all 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:03.960 those people, so you do that. I'll get dinner. And 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:08.200 the only thing really I truly planned was dinner. I 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:12.080 picked where we were going and that was it. Like 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:15.080 everything else Bobby did like I'm gonna take care of it, 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:17.520 and that's so that was easy. Because I think that's 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:20.400 a stressful part of being a best man or a bridesmaid, right, 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.280 like planning the bachelor party or the bachelorette. But so 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:25.079 I'm glad I got out of that. That was cool. 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:28.559 But wedding day was fun because it was it's just 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:31.960 a day of supporting your dude. Like, and I guess 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:34.320 I think for you guys, you have to take hours 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:36.600 and hours of getting ready. Right for us, what we 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:38.200 got ready in five minutes and we're like, all right, 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:41.000 what do we do? We got the guitar, we played songs, 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:44.040 you know, and like I think Bobby decided to do 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.840 like a mini podcast, Like we had so much time 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:49.840 in our hands to do stuff before the wedding. So 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:51.760 it was a lot of fun. Like I love to 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:55.559 be the best man, but it is stressful though. That's 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.320 why I listened to Lunchbox talk about his wedding, and 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:01.120 I'm thinking, like, why do you want to speak at 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.960 a wedding that's stressful? Like to me, there was so 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:05.760 much stress built up to like what am I going 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:08.839 to say? Like am I funny? Like Lunchbox, do you 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:11.600 do you do some funny? Do you do some heartwarming? 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:14.120 And and it was a lot of stress. I'm like, 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:17.079 getting up to the reception, we're like, oh crap, I'm 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:19.320 gonna have to speak. And I know we speak for 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:21.120 a living, right, I talk for a living or whatever, 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:24.520 But this is different. This is like a real life wedding, 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:28.720 a real you know, we're celebrating their marriage and there's 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:32.040 a lot of pressure on that. So I didn't enjoy that. 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:35.480 The second it was over, I'm like, who, I got 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.080 it out of the way. Now, let's drink, let's have 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:40.199 a good time. You know, I don't think I've heard 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:42.240 about your best man's speech too much. I know we 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:45.200 briefly talked about it on the show, But what did 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:48.520 you like, kind of say, talk about what happened? Because 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:51.600 I didn't that happen the rehearsal night. That didn't happen 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.480 the night of the wedding today, No, it did the 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:57.280 remember after so during the reception, Yeah, I told you 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.080 I had brain fox. So if I'm missing things, I 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:02.040 promise that's why. I Yeah. So there was the wedding 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.640 and then there was the reception afterwards, and I know 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:08.600 there was the first dance. Every everyone ate and as 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:10.920 soon as everyone was done eating, I went up did 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:12.920 my speech. Yes, you were on stage. You had to 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:15.240 go on the stage. You were That's why it threw 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:17.800 me off. Okay, yes, I had to go on the stage. 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.600 And I remember the bride's sister, she was the maid 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:24.000 of honor. She's like, hey, I want to go first, 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:27.280 and I'm like, okay, like you'd go first, Like no, 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:29.080 nor is you do it. She's like, okay, I just 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:30.520 want to get out of the way. I'm really nervous, 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:33.040 like I want to go first. Great, And then when 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:35.400 Bobby went up there, They're like, all right, let's call 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.400 Eddie up and I'm like, oh no, like I'm gonna 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:40.080 go first. Now I wasn't ready for this. The maid 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.720 of honor is definitely not ready for this. So I'm like, 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.440 I'm sorry they just called me up. I'm gonna go. 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:48.320 But I think what I did, let me try to think. 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:52.000 I remember thinking that it was gonna have to be 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:55.560 a mix of like funny, but I just wanted to 0:14:55.560 --> 0:15:01.880 touch on like the whole idea of like Bobby's done 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:06.280 amazing things in his life, a lot of amazing accomplish accomplishments, 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:11.280 and but this was the biggest accomplishment of them all, 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:15.040 Like him finding love because he not just to in 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:19.040 the world, but to him because he never thought he 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:22.400 would fall in love. And it was truly like, this 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:25.880 is amazing. I think for us, all his friends, we 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:29.640 got emotional because like, he never ever thought he was 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.920 in a fine love. So the fact that he was 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:35.480 getting married, I think to everyone in that room, we're 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:37.840 all like, aren't we all like din't this crazy? Like 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:41.400 this this is amazing. Bobby found someone to live the 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.440 rest of his life with. And I think he was 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:47.520 always so lonely his whole life, just Bobby, Bobby by himself, 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:50.120 by growing up by himself and all that stuff. That 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:53.520 the thought of him having a life partner for the 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:55.840 rest of his life is just a really beautiful thing. 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.400 And I think I touched on all that stuff and 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:02.560 then joked about how you know, Caitlyn's already changing his 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:05.920 life because at the bachelor party, this is a true story. 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:08.800 When we were leaving the day we were the morning 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:11.960 we were leaving, like, I woke up and Bobby was 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:15.000 in the kitchen like sweeping, and I'm like, what, I've 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:17.240 never seen this in my life, Like I've never seen 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:20.120 Bobby touch up room. I've never seen him grab a 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:23.560 vacuum cleaner, spray anything on a counter, like he's doing 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:26.520 all this stuff. And I remember I said during the speech, like, Caitlyn, 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:28.480 you don't even know you're already changing the man, Like 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:30.160 I saw him clean for the first time in my 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.560 life and I've known him for so long. So just 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.960 things like that, And it was I don't really remember 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:39.000 the speech. I didn't have anything planning. And I remember 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:41.360 one of the groomsmen was like, hey, do you know 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:44.200 what you're gonna say. I'm like, I mean kind of, 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:46.400 it's all my head. You didn't write anything down, and 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:49.080 now that you're recalling all this, I'm remembering this. And 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:51.440 it was a really good speech. And I remember afterwards 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:54.200 everybody was hooting and holler and very loud. So it 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:56.400 was a great speech. But you didn't write anything down. 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:59.360 You didn't have a note card or anything. So basically, 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.440 what I I to do when I'm when I know 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:04.840 I want to speak about something, I try to learn it. 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:06.919 I try to know what it is, right, Like I 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:09.160 know what I'm going to say, I know the point 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.280 I'm trying to make, so therefore I have my own words. 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:14.240 I can kind of do that, but I have keywords. 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:18.760 So like, if I'm going to talk about, you know, 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:22.040 him being lonely, I know that when I say lonely, 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:23.720 it's going to lead me to the next part of 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:26.199 the speech, which is going to be you know, like 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:28.600 I don't know whatever it was, but I just kind 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:29.960 of think of these like, oh, as soon as you 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:32.720 hit that word or that topic, remember the next topic 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:35.840 is this. So however you can get to that next topic, 0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:38.000 and then when you're known with that, know that the 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:41.120 next topic is this. It's a clever way to remember things. 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:44.040 But dang, you are winging it. I remember all the 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:46.600 girls when we're like, you're crazy, like what are you doing? Like, 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.120 I don't know, it's just how I do things. I mean, yeah, 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:52.280 that's total winging it, you know what's funny. So I 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:54.800 was in both of my older sister's weddings, part of 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:57.320 the bridal party. And I was also in my best 0:17:57.359 --> 0:18:01.240 friends recently as a bridesmaid. And I wasn't the maid 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:05.080 of honor at my last this good friend of mine, 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:07.720 but the night before at the rehearsal dinner, they said, 0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:09.720 we invite anyone to go up and speak, whoever wants 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:12.280 to talk and share things and I really didn't plan 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:15.840 too but I knew both of the groom and the 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:17.840 bride when they first started dating, and so I was 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:19.280 like kind of part of it. And they'd been together 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:21.679 for like eight years now, and so I was a 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:24.320 part of like the initial story of them. I was like, 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:25.720 you know what, I'm just gonna go up. I didn't 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:28.320 have anything planned. I was about three drinks in and 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:32.959 I'll just go and say something, and I totally winged it. 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:35.960 I still don't entirely remember everything that I said, but 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:38.760 afterwards everybody was like, dang, you didn't like write that 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:41.080 down or anything. I was like no, I just felt 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:43.320 like I needed to say something. And it wasn't very long. 0:18:43.359 --> 0:18:46.080 It's like maybe thirty seconds, but it was just like 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:49.639 recalling on them meeting and basically being the best together 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:52.120 in the beginning kind of thing. And but so many 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:53.919 people came up They're like, yeah, that's what you do 0:18:54.000 --> 0:18:55.600 for a living, and I was like, I mean yeah, 0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:57.480 but I'm honest, like I have no idea what I 0:18:57.520 --> 0:19:01.800 just said exactly, Yeah, lot of adrenaline. We do this 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:04.159 for a living, but like we don't do it with 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:07.399 people looking at us. Yeah, you know, we do it 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:09.440 we're talking to a microphone, we're looking at each other 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:12.200 and people are listening. But to be one on one 0:19:12.320 --> 0:19:14.239 with with people like eye to eye and see each 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:18.600 other in the face, it's different. So were you funny 0:19:19.000 --> 0:19:21.480 during your speech at all? I got a few giggles out, 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:24.119 Like I did get some like fun reactions when I 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:27.240 just remembered some things about their relationship, because they're they're 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:29.920 so funny sometimes as a couple, like they're so great together, 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.760 but they also have these hilarious memories, and so I 0:19:32.760 --> 0:19:34.280 brought up one of them that I was also a 0:19:34.280 --> 0:19:36.280 part of when we were all in college together, and 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:39.000 that got a good laugh out, especially when I shared 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:41.000