WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Midnight Run & Rocket Pooh 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kutbooms. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.240 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.520 of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:19.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to the Clearinghouse 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:23.240 of hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:29.400 Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:34.760 In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:38.800 Mallor and Danny g Radio and a Happy Saturday to you, 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:43.599 a college football Saturday, Saturday Saturday. 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:46.280 As I got a bunch of good games today, including 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:50.519 that Ohio State Oregon game, which is the game that 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:52.440 you must watch it. If you don't watch it, you're 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:53.320 a bad human being. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:55.480 But I don't know. 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.120 I got stuff going on today, Danny, you know what 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:57.760 I'm saying, And. 0:00:57.800 --> 0:00:58.160 I don't know. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:00.640 I mean, I'm gonna try to watch am I watching 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:02.560 it on my phone, but I'm gonna try to check 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:03.319 out some of it. 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:06.479 Yeah, And of course you and I wake up as 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:09.240 very happy sports fans this morning. 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:12.200 Tatis the last hope for the Padre. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:18.240 Brought on the third pick by her mondas the Dodgers 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:33.120 being sent series. 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:38.320 That's right, Danny. I never doubted the Dodgers. I knew 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:41.760 they were gonna get it done. I tried to tell everyone, 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:43.520 no one listen to me. 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:51.640 Manny can suck it, Tatis can bite it. All right. 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:55.400 So today is the twelfth day of October. And I 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:58.720 mentioned yesterday not a lot a big Jewish holiday, but 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:00.800 not a lot like of the dope holidays that we 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:05.200 like to talk about. And so this is a back 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:11.320 to back bad holiday days. It is National Costume Swap Day. 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:17.119 You got crickets, Yeah, a little bit, a National Vermont Day, 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:20.560 big day for the Green Mountain State and our friend 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:25.520 Arnie Spaniard. So congratulations, and none of these other days 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:28.880 really really stand out. So we'll just move on from that. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:33.120 On this podcast, we have Midnight Run, Oh What Fun, 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:40.320 Rocket Waste, the Grudge Report, and the Idiom of the Week. 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:42.680 The Idiom of the Week. We'll get to that later 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:45.440 no breach of mccorm, but we'll start with this. So 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:49.079 I mentioned yesterday on the Friday podcast that I had 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:53.560 slept all day and it was it was one of 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.359 those things where you wake up Danny, as I said 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:58.320 on the podcast. It was like the Twilight Zone. I 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:00.960 wasn't really sure where I was, what time it was, 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:02.480 whether I was dead or alive. 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:02.720 You know. 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:05.839 It was that kind of thing. And it's only get 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:09.760 worse because the time change is coming up and then 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:14.839 we're gonna fall back, and so it's gonna suck even more. 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:18.120 So that I know that that's upcoming. But since I 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:22.680 slept all day, I was pretty wide awake late into 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:27.240 the night, and so me and the wife decided, let's 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:30.720 go gamble. What the hell? Why not? So we drove 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:35.440 all the way out to beautiful sand Burdeu. I can't 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:38.360 think of a better place, Danny to spend a Friday 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:44.600 night into a Saturday morning than San Bernardino at yama Bah. Yeah, 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:49.560 but I showed up to Yama Ba, which has a wonderful, 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:52.280 wonderful casino. There's a hotel. I've stayed there a couple 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:56.240 of times, beautiful hotel, amazing property, and at the same time, 0:03:56.320 --> 0:04:01.360 Danny a very depressing place, a very pressing place because 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.480 the people that are around there. Now, there are some 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:07.120 young people that are gambling, but it's a lot of 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.080 people who are even older than I am, and I'm 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:12.200 getting old a lot of people older than me. There's 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:15.240 a lot of people, a fair amount of people that 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:23.200 are missing body parts, that have oxygen, that are not 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:26.920 doing well. They appear to be on the short list 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:28.839 to check into the Pearly Gate Hotel. 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:31.440 And wait, wait, wait a second, are you telling me 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:35.240 the TV commercials are inaccurate? Well there, Yeah, they show 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:37.799 a bunch of young, glamorous people. That's all you see 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:38.279 on TV. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:43.080 Yeah, I mean there are some, but if you were 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:46.760 to say per one hundred people, it would be roughly 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:51.080 ninety five people like I just described, maybe two or 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:55.320 three really good looking people and then some others average. So, 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:57.880 but it was a midnight run, Oh what fun. We 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:01.400 didn't arrive there until like eleven, almost mid nine anything. 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:04.160 It was damn because we're party animals. 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:06.919 Yeah yeah, so we may or may not have gotten 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.600 hooked up. We may or may not have a relative 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:13.640 and in law who is a big gambler. And so 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:16.640 we showed up there and had a little bit of 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:20.880 free play. My wife likes the slots and I liked 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.000 the fact that it was free play, so I was 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:26.000 on that. And then we had some food. We had 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:27.920 a hookup for food at the nine oh nine, which 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:31.039 is really cool. That's a good food court at Yahma Bah. 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:34.400 I do recommend it. The barbecue place, unfortunately, was closed, 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:36.360 so I didn't get that. But we had a blast 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:39.279 and my wife actually won money. We left with more 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:40.920 money than we spent. 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:42.560 She won. It wasn't much. 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.400 It was like a hundred bucks, but one hundred bucks 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:45.880 is one hundred bucks. I'm not going to turn down 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:50.000 a hundred bucks. And ended up leaving with about one 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:53.560 hundred bucks and got a pretzel. And I don't want 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:55.400 to say this thing was was big. I don't want 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:56.960 to embellish, but it was the size of the state 0:05:56.960 --> 0:06:01.200 of New Hampshire. It was awesome, and it was expended 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.719 like fifteen bucks. And also got a pizza and some 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:05.400 stuff and so we had a good night and then 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.960 we had to make the long trip back to the 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:13.000 Mela mansion. But I thought, overall a relatively fun time. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:16.360 I did not plan on doing that, but I felt 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:18.760 bad because I had slept the entire day, so we 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.479 had to do something. There's not a lot open late 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:25.600 to do. Casinos never close, so I was like, we'll 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:27.279 go out there, let it rip. 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:28.200 We let it rip. 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:30.800 Had a wonderful time won a little bit of money, 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.640 and it's a little dangerous. I can't wait till sports 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:39.440 gambling is legal, not that I it would be wrong, Danny. 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.560 If I had someone to put bets in, you should 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:46.240 not do that. But at the same time, it would 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.840 just make the experience. Because there's a spot over there 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:50.520 where I know they're going to put a sports book, 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.240 but they can't do it because it's not legal yet 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:57.280 at the casinos. And I was told that twenty twenty 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:59.800 five was when it's likely going to happen, but I 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:02.920 haven't heard anything. And here we are in October and 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:04.719 we've only got a few more months to go until 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:08.480 twenty twenty five, So I'm not sure how that's going 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:08.760 to go. 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:12.120 Going to open when the Animal thunderdomes starts. 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:17.520 Yes, yes, your your son co O will be thirty 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:21.679 five years old, give or take by the time that happens. 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:26.080 It's not a rocket chip the gambling sports gambling in California. 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:28.640 It's definitely not that. But is it rocket waste? 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:29.000 Danny? 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:31.400 Is it rocket waste? That's the question. 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:35.000 It's funny you just a minute ago you used the 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:39.960 term let it rip. Yeah, holy, And I know we 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:42.280 have Bible belt listeners. So I hope I don't offend you, 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:46.360 but holy shit, what a Saturday last weekend our daughter 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:49.920 who just turned fourteen. It was like your wife's birthday, Ben, 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:53.800 It was a birthday month because two weekends prior there 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:54.880 was a sleepover. 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:55.760 There was a. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:59.080 Party with twelve teenage girls fear at the house, which 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:05.080 was very interesting. There was Disneyland for her, and then 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:10.200 the family like her mom and aunts and uncle scheduled 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:13.800 Wayna Park for her because they all have seasoned passes 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:15.360 for nots Berry Farm. 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:15.960 Yeah. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:19.360 I spent a decent amount of time at knots I 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:21.280 mean I was at Disneyland more because it used to 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:24.240 be cheap to go to Disneyland. Spent some nights, you know, 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:26.760 going around. I'm not a big roller coaster guy, and 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:29.840 knots has a fair amount of roller coasters. When I 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:32.040 was a kid, they had the Camp Snoopy there. They 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:33.959 had the train. They still have the train, right, the 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.360 old Western train and all that the gold mining stuff, 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:41.559 and that's cool. Buck Buck Buck chicken chicken. That fried 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:43.640 chicken place is famous Atknotsbury Farm. 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:47.880 Yeah, famous for the jam. I remember my mom saying, 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:51.000 oh I can't wait to get some raspberry jelly before 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:51.480 I leave. 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:53.440 Yeah, they have it right. 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:57.439 Kids were like, jelly, screw you and your jam and. 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:59.280 Now you're at the age day anywhere, like I'd really 0:08:59.320 --> 0:08:59.920 like some jelly. 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:03.680 Life comes full circle. So when we arrived Ben, our 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:07.160 daughter convinced us. She told us it's a scary roller coaster, 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:10.080 but you guys can do it. And my better half 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:12.520 an eye. When we got off, both our faces of 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:17.920 shade of green and we both felt carsick. My wife 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:19.600 looked at me and she said, is it because we're 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:23.240 older now? Either that or that ride was invented to 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.440 make you feel sick. But not Sparry Farm is a 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:28.960 lot of fun. It's one of the parks left in 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:33.439 southern California that's actually affordable. They obviously have that famous 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:36.520 Not Scary Farm, which, thank god for me. It was 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:39.840 game one of Dodgers Padres, so I wanted to leave 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:43.600 at five pm. Anyways, so they shut the regular park down, 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:47.240 kick everybody out, and then they get everything prepared for 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:49.400 Not Scary Farm and let a whole new crowd in. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:52.520 We were in one of the shops before they kicked 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:55.880 us out at five pm. It was Elvira, all the 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:59.360 Elvira stuff from over the years. I don't know how 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:02.840 much you know about that actress, but she obviously famous 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:04.760 for that Halloween character. 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:06.120 That I saw her poop. 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:10.160 They contracted her to go there every year to not 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:13.480 scary farm cabaret type comedy show. 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:14.720 I did not know that. 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:17.320 Yeah, I didn't know that either. Obviously we grew up 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:18.360 watching her on TV. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:22.440 Yeah, my aunt was fully into this, like, oh my god, 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:25.920 I love Alvira, buying all this expensive Alvira stuff in 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:30.040 the shop. Now in her seventies, can't do that show anymore. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.800 But I guess was going to show up to sign autographs. 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:36.600 My wife nudging me like do you smell what I smell? 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:39.640 So we're looking, you know, we're doing the shoe check. 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:43.440 Is it from the restrooms right outside the shop here? 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:47.920 Can't be CoA because you know, he pooped at the 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:50.400 house before we left for the day, and he's won 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:53.200 and done back it up a little bit. Then before 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.920 we went to this gift shop, the whole family met 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:59.800 at Johnny Rockets, which is right there inside the park. 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:02.600 Usually for CoA, we feed him a lot of fruit, 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:05.840 a lot of goodness. Try to feed this little kid healthy. 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.920 There was nothing on the Johnny Rockets menu to give 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:12.120 him though, so we actually fed him a few French fries. 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:14.520 Has he had fries a lot? Or was this one 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:15.559 of the first times. 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:17.680 He said, for me, one of the first times he's 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:19.240 double fisted at Johnny Rockets. 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:19.920 He's got the two. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:21.679 You know what this reminds me. It reminds me of 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:24.679 Remember we're old, so we know who Todd Morenovitch is, 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:26.400 the guy over the Raiders, and his dad would not 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:29.200 allow his kid to eat like a big Mac or anything. 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.400 Yeah, we're not going to go overboard like that because 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:34.040 I don't want him growing up to do heroin. 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:39.880 Probably fine until he'll be corrupted once he goes to school, 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:41.760 but you're fine until then he can't. 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:42.520 Yeah, that's what. 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:45.199 Yeah, that's what happened to Todd Morenovitch once he got 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:49.160 to college. He was eating Big Macs, going crazy. 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:52.120 Doing all kinds of exotic drugs, allegedly. 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:55.600 I tell Brenda inside the shop when she's wondering what 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:59.240 this bad odor is, I said, do you think he's 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:02.120 having a bad reaction to all those I mean when 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.240 I say all those French fries? He maybe ate a 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:08.040 total of five French fries, but still it's a foreign 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:09.040 food to him. 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:11.480 And she's like, I don't I don't know. 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:16.360 She's got him in that babyholder front backpack where the 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:18.240 kid is up against the mom. 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:23.040 Sure he's asleep, and she does the mom test. She 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:25.600 sticks her hand down into his diaper. 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:29.720 Oh no, what do you think she pulled up when 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.520 her fingers came out of the diaper. 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:33.880 Did she become a fan of the Cleveland Browns. 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.840 She looked like she was an official member of the 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:43.920 dog Pound. She had her fingers. Oh no, man, Now 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:47.120 now she's panicking. So I go to the diaper bag, 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:50.200 I get wet ones. It's okay, relax, I will get 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:53.640 it off your fingers. And she's she's hot, stepping. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:54.120 Like, oh my god. 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:56.760 We're inside a gift store by the way, with lots 0:12:56.800 --> 0:13:00.480 of people in there, so we get get this off 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:03.800 her fingers. We go right outside, thank god. As I mentioned, 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:09.360 the restroom's outside. There's two separate little private family restrooms. 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:12.160 Both have the red thing on the door. Busy. 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:15.040 Of course, she has to go into the main women's 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.959 bathroom and she's in there for a while. So I'm 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:20.959 sitting outside praying don't let this be too much of 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:25.240 a nightmare. She obviously has to wake him up. Comes 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:27.360 out of the bathroom and it is like a scene 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:30.360 from a burning house movie where the people are running 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:33.199 out of the house. She's running out of the bathroom. 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:37.040 The baby is screaming, and she has shit just covered 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:38.240 all over the front of. 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:43.760 Her Oh no, I know where this is going, I think, babe, babe. 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:49.360 I need help. Be shit everywhere. He has projectile shit. 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:59.680 He's out of she's out of she's out of baby wipes. 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:04.880 She used her last diaper. Oh no, he is crying. 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:09.800 Poor guy has just like a little towel. It looks 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:12.600 like a little towel wrapped around his waist. It turned 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:14.920 out it was one of his older baby blankets. I 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:17.520 guess was in the diaper bag. She has that wrapped 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.640 around his waist. She sits him down on my lap 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:23.920 and I get him to calm down. As he's sitting 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:26.480 on my lap bend, he peas all over my leg. 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:27.720 Oh that's great. 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:30.560 Oh yeah, great dad moment shower. 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:32.320 You need a shower. And he was trying to help 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:32.560 you out. 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.280 Yeah. She goes back inside. 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:40.760 Take two and I get a text saying, oh, my god, 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.560 Oh my god, Oh my god, I need help. This 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:45.800 second time she went in, she was able to use 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:49.320 one of those two private family restrooms. So I go 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.120 in front of the door and I knock on the 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:53.360 door and I just hear her inside. 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:54.920 Oh god, oh god. 0:14:57.040 --> 0:15:00.000 She finally, by the way, there's a lady standing outside 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:03.800 this bathroom waiting to take her baby in, sees the 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:08.080 mess we're in, still pressing us to the hurry. My 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:11.120 wife comes out, gives her the evil eye. That's step one, 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:14.280 step two, looks at me and says it's clogged. 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:15.119 It's clogged. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:19.480 She's out of baby wipes, so she is washing his 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:23.160 butt in the sink. As she's doing that, he continues 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.600 to projectile shit into the sink. 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.600 Wow, this is a poop fest. Now we're at the 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:29.280 next level. 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:33.240 An invisible shit hose hooked up to him. How could 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.800 so much crap come out of a forty pound person. 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:37.280 Oh my god. 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:39.880 And you're saying he only ate five. 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:43.120 French all he had up to that point at the 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:46.440 park were those French fries. Had to have been the 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.040 old oil they used in the French fries. There at 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:50.760 Johnny Rockets. 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:54.080 There's a ride that would sum up this story at 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:56.200 I think it's still it not spray for me when 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:58.760 I was there back in the day Mana Zuma's Revenge, 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.720 it sounds like it sounds like he gave you a 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:05.440 ride on Mana Zuma's Revenge. Either that or he had dysentery. 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:09.120 You know the Tennessee trot back in the day. 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:12.200 My god, you know that lady that was pressuring us 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:14.920 to get into the family restroom, Well she had a 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:19.600 nice surprise when she went in there. They made the 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:22.960 announcement that the park was closing and we had to leave, 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:24.760 and we gave each other a high five. 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:29.240 I remember remember the story, Danny, like a year or 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:34.280 two ago, that Delta flight to Barcelona and they had 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:37.520 a biohazard issue, Like they said, there's like an onboard 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:41.040 emergency because somebody had ship and it ran down the plane. 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:46.720 Yes, I remember that. Yeah, yeah, it was a ship storm, dude. 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:49.160 I told her when we finally got to the car 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:51.600 and she had to take care of him again. I 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:52.760 mean this went on for a while. 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:53.000 Ben. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.800 When we finally got out of traffic and got home, 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:58.560 he still had the shits and I looked at her 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:02.000 and you are never feed him. Fried food ever again. 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:04.800 Well till he gets a little older. But but yeah, 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:06.640 I mean, that's a story that you'll tell him when 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:08.560 he's like, you know, getting married or whatever. 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:13.639 Away when you tell a little baby we were not 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:18.000 working for but he had Mona Zuma's revenge and doubt. 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:20.320 Now, look, my girl's not a rookie. Okay. 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:23.600 She had three kids before him, and she told me 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:27.159 that that is the fastest she has ever seen crap 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.479 fly out of a kid. When she says projectile, she 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:33.359 really means it. She said it was like jet fuel 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:36.280 spitting out of a rocket. 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:41.240 That's great. Your own honeywagon, you know, bring the honeywagon. 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:45.760 That's just wonderful. All right. I did want to mention 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:50.040 the not the Drudge Report, the Grudge Report, and a 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.560 buddy of mine sent me this. Now, I used to 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:55.880 love Keith Oberman on Sports Center. He's he's gone off 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:59.440 the deep end. It's awkward. Whatever. I do not listen 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:01.720 to his podcast at all. But a buddy of mine 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:04.800 that I know in the LA media send me this. 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:06.399 He sends me this link. He's like, you got to 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:08.639 hear this, and I'm like, I don't know. I'm not 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:11.480 an Oberman guy. Whatever, but he said, now you got 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:14.760 to listen to this, and I'm all right, fine. So 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:17.359 I had one of my long car rides from the 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:21.120 studio back home. I popped this on my phone. It's 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:24.480 the Oberman Podcast, which I think is an iHeart podcast, 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:27.640 not that it matters. And it's about twenty minutes into 0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:35.480 the podcast and Keith Oberman goes on this rant about 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:38.720 Larry Stewart. Now you might not know who Larry Stewart is, 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:43.480 but Larry Stewart was a very influential newspaper writer for 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:46.719 the La Times back starting in the nineteen eighties all 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:48.800 the way through the nineties and the early two thousands, 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:53.919 and in that era before the Internet, it was a 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:57.640 really big deal if you got mentioned in his column. 0:18:57.640 --> 0:19:01.040 He was the radio TV columnist for the La Times, 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:06.800 but he covered sports, sports media, and he hated Keith Oberman, 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:09.600 and so he would when Oberman started it in the 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:14.880 eighties as a local TV anchor, he would rip Oberman 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:20.320 and he'd take shots at him on his birthday and holidays. 0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:24.040 And I just say, gratuitious, chief shots. I bring this 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:29.840 up because on the podcast Oberman spent twenty two minutes. 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:32.480 I think I might even more than that. I jotted 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:35.040 down twenty two of my notes, twenty two minutes or 0:19:35.080 --> 0:19:41.000 so of ripping apart Larry Stewart and talking about how 0:19:41.040 --> 0:19:43.520 he had to meet with Bill Dwyer, the editor of 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:47.680 the La Times, and they got apology. He apologized to 0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:50.360 him and all this. I just saw Bill Dwyer. He's 0:19:50.400 --> 0:19:54.159 retired now at T. J. Simer's a funeral. But it 0:19:54.240 --> 0:19:56.960 was just crazy because Larry Stewart was the guy. He 0:19:57.000 --> 0:20:00.239 would write about me. He didn't like we did kind 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:03.600 of guy talk sports talk when I started doing local 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:06.960 radio in LA and we were the young hip guys 0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:08.880 at night when I started. Now I'm the old guy, 0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:10.880 but we were the young, hip guys at night, and 0:20:11.520 --> 0:20:16.600 Larry liked that old school boring. I call it the 0:20:16.680 --> 0:20:20.000 Mike Francesa sports radio where you just read the box 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:23.439 score and you read numbers and stuff like that. Sure, 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:26.320 you know, and we didn't do that. We did a 0:20:26.400 --> 0:20:28.680 version of what I do today. It's more refined than 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.440 back then. Obviously I was starting out and I didn't 0:20:31.440 --> 0:20:32.800 really know what I was doing. I was just throwing 0:20:32.840 --> 0:20:35.880 stuff against the wall. And so he he didn't write 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:37.600 about us that much. He took shots at me. One 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:39.800 time he actually praised me and then misspelled my name. 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:43.240 But it was just wild to me that Keith Oberman, 0:20:43.240 --> 0:20:46.960 who had reached the pinnacle of sports broadcasting, did Major 0:20:47.040 --> 0:20:51.119 League Baseball for NBC, did the ESPN stuff, all this stuff. 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:55.720 Now he's a political hack, but he held that grudge 0:20:56.840 --> 0:21:00.600 so much on a whim on a random day in 0:21:00.680 --> 0:21:04.639 twenty twenty four. This goes back to nineteen eighty five. 0:21:05.560 --> 0:21:08.920 Do you understand nineteen eighty five, So this is almost 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:14.120 forty years after this happened originally, and he is still 0:21:14.680 --> 0:21:19.159 hopping mad at Larry Stewart. I mean, I'm not a 0:21:19.200 --> 0:21:22.359 fan of Oberman anymore, but a tip of the cap. 0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:27.400 Having that kind of rage after all these years, I mean, 0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:32.359