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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. That's one. Hello. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's telfor Black called from agency. I was looking for Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Just hi. I'm sorry, SUSI names Telford Black. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you've heard of me before. I'm sorry, I don't know

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Speaker 1: who you are. Oh okay, uh well let me explain

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Speaker 1: then real quick for you. Names telfor Black. I worked

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Speaker 1: for agency, and you recently submitted to a casting ad

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Speaker 1: that we had on Craigslist for a new dating show

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Speaker 1: that we're putting together. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: I remember doing that ring a bell? Yeah? Absolutely, okay,

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Speaker 1: you remember doing that? Yeah, I hope you remember doing that.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully you didn't get drunk and do while you're drunk. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I remember it all right. So we got your submission in.

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Speaker 1: I came across my desk and instantly I was like, hello,

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Speaker 1: we have a winner. That's good. Hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: tell him, I said, I'll call him back. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you one thing, Michelle. What's that that Matthew McConaughey has

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Speaker 1: terrible timing. Yeah, you're just sorry. I was talking to

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Speaker 1: my assistant there. Yeah, tell him tomorrow at too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I'll call him tomorrow too. Anyway. Uh, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you know much about the show. We

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Speaker 1: were pretty vague about it. It It is a dating reality show,

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Speaker 1: so you'll be vying for the attention of an eligible suitor.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like The Bachelor, sort of that kind

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Speaker 1: of show. Oh well, I mean that sounds like fun.

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Speaker 1: Can you tell me a little bit more about it?

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Speaker 1: The show is a dating show. And are you currently

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Speaker 1: in a relation? I am not currently dating anyone. Okay, awesome?

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Speaker 1: And where do you stand on religion? Um? Okay, I'm agnostic.

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Speaker 1: Don't know what the word means, but that's fine. Does

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Speaker 1: that mean you believe you go to church on Sundays? No, no,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't. I don't go to church. But you said

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Speaker 1: you're gnostic? What have Who cares? Not even that important? Um?

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Speaker 1: All right? So the show is called The Vow okay? Um?

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Speaker 1: So like, at the end of the show, does someone

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Speaker 1: have to get married? Get this? Okay? You're competing to

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Speaker 1: be the love interest of a priest who's taken a

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Speaker 1: vow of celibacy. Oh my god, and the old the

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Speaker 1: name of the game is, can you get him to

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Speaker 1: break his vow a celibacy for you? And the first

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Speaker 1: person to do that wins. I hold on, I'm sorry. So,

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Speaker 1: so the point of the show is I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: sleep with a priest. What we're gonna do is we're

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Speaker 1: gonna film the whole thing. You guys go to church

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Speaker 1: every Sunday, try to strike up a relationship with him

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Speaker 1: and see if you can bag the I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you'd call it, if you can steal his V card.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, I've got to be honest. That sounds really terrible.

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Speaker 1: Does the priest know not a clue? Yeah, he will

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Speaker 1: have no idea? Is verywhere? Okay, that's just you love it?

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Speaker 1: Do you like it or love it? I'm thinking you

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Speaker 1: love it. It's a great idea for a show. Um,

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Speaker 1: you know, I gotta be honest. I don't think I can.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I can do that. Okay. Well, you

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Speaker 1: also get an endorsement deal out of it for Doritos,

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Speaker 1: so that's a lot of money. I gotta be honest,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I don't. I don't think I want

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Speaker 1: anything to do with this, to be honest. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: because I mean the Doritos thing, you know, it's a

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Speaker 1: lot of money. They're paying for an advertisement. If you

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Speaker 1: win the whole thing and you get the priest to

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Speaker 1: break his religious vows, then you have Doritos and you've

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Speaker 1: got a bunch of commercials with your face on it

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Speaker 1: going like, Hey, if you think I was tempting, try

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Speaker 1: turning down a derrito. Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be the face of that at all.

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Speaker 1: I've got to go. Thank you so much for calling,

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Speaker 1: but I just I'm not a good fit for that, right. Well,

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Speaker 1: good luck making it in Hollywood. Also, I want to

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Speaker 1: let you know this as a phone prank, so it's

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Speaker 1: not a real phone call. It's actually a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your sister tern

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Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my gosh, I thought this whole

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Speaker 1: thing was so crazy. Yeah, I thought that was a

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Speaker 1: pretty good concept for a show. Though you don't think

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Speaker 1: it would work? No, No, I do not think it

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Speaker 1: would work. Yeah, your sister said, you apply to me

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Speaker 1: on some sort of reality show, and I hope that's

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Speaker 1: not it. Yeah, I'm hoping that's not it. Too. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jebil phone pranks