1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,760 Speaker 1: It's been on my mind every day. When I walk 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: in the duncan downstairs, there's a gentleman. Do you know 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,400 Speaker 1: his name? He's told me his name before and I 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:11,480 Speaker 1: can't remember. He's there almost every morning though, and well 5 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: while you. 6 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 2: Laughing nothing, it's just like the one guy that works 7 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 2: every morning. 8 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 1: You don't know his name? Really? Well, well I did 9 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 1: know his name. And then the reason I bring this up, though, 10 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 1: is because he laughed and I remember the day he 11 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 1: left he was I think it was like he was 12 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: going to see about a girl, Like it was that 13 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: kind of thing. If I remember the story, Crest and 14 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 1: I haven't brought it up because he's back, so oh 15 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,599 Speaker 1: so you think so. I mean, he was like, hey man, 16 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,200 Speaker 1: you know, it's been nice. I remember this is probably 17 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 1: like six months ago. He was like, hey man, it's 18 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: been nice, you know, but like girl's picking me up 19 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 1: and we're moving. And so the story that I or 20 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: the way that I interpreted that was that he was 21 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,559 Speaker 1: going to see about a girl. And then about two 22 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 1: months ago I walk in and there he is again, 23 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,200 Speaker 1: and I'm like, what are you doing here? And he's like, well, 24 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: I'm back. And I never asked the question. Yikes. But 25 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: you know, you guys were talking last week about people 26 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: who like, we're owed an explanation about people's breakup. Yes, yes, 27 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 1: And I don't believe that I'm owed an explanation and 28 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 1: I don't want to bring it up. Like I saw 29 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: another guy on Friday, okay, And you know me, I 30 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 1: am famous for saying the thing you're just not supposed 31 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: to say, Like it's the thing that most people it 32 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: just shows up in the front of their brain and 33 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,039 Speaker 1: they go ooh, and then my mouth just takes it 34 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 1: from my brain and goes and I guess that's how 35 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: I've made a little bit of money, you know, talking 36 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 1: on the radio. Right. But I see the guy he 37 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 1: was with me, and I see the guy on Friday night, 38 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,400 Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know last year he was here 39 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 1: with so and so, and I'm like, oh, I'm like, huh, anyway, 40 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: I am not gonna say anything. I Am not gonna 41 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 1: say anything. And I didn't. And then at the very 42 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: end of the night he was like, yeah, dude, well 43 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: I'll be calling you because, you know, moving back into 44 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 1: the city again, because you know, things didn't work out. 45 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: It was so and so, and I'm like, thank god, 46 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: I didn't say anything, thank god, But like this man 47 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: is devastated, you know. But I so this is the 48 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: thing with this other guy downstairs, very nice man makes 49 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: the coffee every day. Like I don't want to ask 50 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 1: him because I don't think it's a good story, and 51 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: I don't he doesn't deserve to start his day at 52 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: five o'clock in the morning having to tell me why 53 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,639 Speaker 1: he's back in that store that he told me he 54 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:13,639 Speaker 1: would never be again. 55 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 2: Maybe you know he maybe he is lonely in the 56 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 2: morning time and wants you to talk to him about it. 57 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,799 Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, yeah, though I talk about anything else, 58 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: let his break up I find. But in fairness, every 59 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,080 Speaker 1: day when I walk in there, I look at him 60 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: and I'm like, I hope he's okay inside. I just 61 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: don't want to. But because I don't even know if 62 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: I know the right story. I may have made this 63 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: whole thing up. I'm famous for that sale. 64 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:36,639 Speaker 2: But then like if you ask him, be like, hey, 65 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 2: you know, last time I saw you, you know, I 66 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 2: thought you were going to go see this girl, and 67 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 2: he'd be like, hey, it didn't work out, And then 68 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 2: he's like, oh he remembers, he cares here's a free doughnut, 69 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 2: or here's looking at me. 70 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 1: To him, he's thinking, is what's it for him if 71 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 1: you if you bring up this trauma in his life 72 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: and then he winds up, I'm a bombing me at 73 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: five o'clock in the morning. Then I get a free 74 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 1: donut out of the deal. Like donut, it could be 75 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,519 Speaker 1: a it could be a sandwich or croissant. You know, 76 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 1: he'd be a bagel. He wants me to unearth this 77 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 1: man's trauma for a free donut because it shows that 78 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 1: you care. You know, you do care. You want to 79 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 1: ask him? I care. I really want to ask him. 80 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,679 Speaker 1: Deep down. I want him to know that. In the 81 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 1: back of my mind. Every time I see him, I'm like, 82 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: poor guy, I hope everything. See if you just say 83 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 1: it out loud, it shows that you care, don't you 84 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: don't really care? Your nosy Yeah, the only reason you 85 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: want me to ask is because you think I might 86 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: get something out of I'm just saying I don't want anything. 87 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 3: This man could be going through it and nobody seems 88 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 3: to care. But the one random person that he sees 89 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 3: every morning says, Hey, whatever happened to you know so 90 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 3: and so and be like, you know it didn't work out, 91 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 3: but thank you for asking because it shows that you care. 92 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 1: No, but he's a donut right But then right there, 93 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: exactly he cares about a chocolate frosted donut with bregles 94 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: on it when he cares. 95 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 3: About as because you have a gazillion points. 96 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something else. I can have all 97 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: the chocolate donuts because they're all just right there on 98 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: the table when I walk in, I could just grab 99 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: one and walk out conversation we need to have. I'm 100 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: just gonna grab one and put it in my mouth. Sorry 101 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 1: about your breakup, bro, give me this is a little 102 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: load of day. You know it was for like fifteen years. 103 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: He's like, you see other thing? What if I sput 104 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 1: up the whole story. I mean, he did give me 105 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: a whole good This man did give me a whole 106 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,919 Speaker 1: goodbye speech. He did do that. He did do that, 107 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: and then and then he was back, and I was 108 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: happy to see him, you know, because you get into 109 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 1: a routine, you say this, you see the same people 110 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 1: every morning. And I think the only reason he knows 111 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 1: my name is because it's on the cup and he 112 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: doesn't know. And it says Christopher on the cup too. 113 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 1: Doesn't even say so, he doesn't know me any better. 114 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 1: We just know each other, one of those kind of things. 115 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: But he gave the time to say, hey man, this 116 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: is my last day. I'm getting out of here. I 117 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,239 Speaker 1: gotta I got him, which is all the more reason 118 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: why if I if I came in here one day 119 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 1: and was like, guys, everybody, I met the woman of 120 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: my dreams. I'm going to get married. We're moving to 121 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: South Africa, and and I'm out, and it's this is 122 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,360 Speaker 1: the greatest day. I don't have to do this anymore. 123 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: I don't have to wake up. This is great. I 124 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,599 Speaker 1: love all of you. Thank you. This is not a 125 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 1: real speech, by the way. And then I leave, and 126 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:29,040 Speaker 1: then like three weeks later, you see me coming here 127 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 1: with my key card with my head down, and then 128 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 1: I have to sit here like what do I have 129 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: to it's kiky and friends. Now let me tell you something. 130 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:43,280 Speaker 1: I'll slide so fast I will have wheels on him. 131 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,359 Speaker 1: These hirs have wheels on for a reason. Now slide 132 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 1: your ass right back over in the cour But then 133 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: I would have to come in here and then everyone's 134 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 1: looking at me because they know that I just gave 135 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: this major big goodbye production and then here I am 136 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 1: sitting here again. I actually know a guy who did that. 137 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say what city, but he was a 138 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: TV guy and he was just gruntled and I worked 139 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,839 Speaker 1: with him. And one morning he goes on TV. I 140 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 1: kid you not, and he goes, I have a big 141 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: It was like a Thursday. He goes, I have a 142 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 1: big announcement tomorrow morning that will change the course of 143 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,040 Speaker 1: this show, that will change the course of my career. 144 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 1: And it's a message to everybody who said I couldn't 145 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 1: do it. He says this, and nobody knew what he 146 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 1: was talking about, including management. By the way, the next 147 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,320 Speaker 1: day he never made an announcement and he still works there. 148 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:34,360 Speaker 1: Oh so whatever whatever he thought was gonna happen had 149 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 1: not yet have. And then and then you gotta be 150 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: the guy. He showed up the next morning. He was like, 151 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,679 Speaker 1: all right, let's just do the show, but what about 152 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:47,080 Speaker 1: your announcement. He's like, I don't know, that would totally 153 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,680 Speaker 1: happen here. Announcement never happened to this day. I don't 154 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,160 Speaker 1: know what he thought he was going to go do, 155 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,039 Speaker 1: but it apparently he hadn't solidified it yet, but he was. 156 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 1: He was pretty sure about it. I mean the ink 157 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,479 Speaker 1: wasn't even dry. But everybody's like, dude, this guy's gonna 158 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 1: go out. He's gonna go out blazing tomorrow morning. Like 159 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,279 Speaker 1: this is gonna be wild. This guy. Wow, he finally 160 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:08,479 Speaker 1: got his big gig. You know, he's finally going to 161 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,560 Speaker 1: you know, Sacramento or whatever he was hoping for. I 162 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,320 Speaker 1: don't know. And then nope, nope, he's still there. And 163 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 1: that was about fifteen years ago. So but again, you know, 164 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: like if I come, if I come crawling back in here, 165 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 1: everyone's just gonna look at me and pity me. You 166 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: owe us an explanation, though at that point, oh, I 167 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 1: would owe you an explanation. When you make a grand 168 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: announcement like that and you're gonna leave and that and 169 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,320 Speaker 1: you come back, we're not even starting to show until 170 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 1: you explain what happened. You have to give it ex 171 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: Like the man that duncan really owes you an explanation. 172 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 1: Stop it. No, he does, because he shouldn't have said bye. 173 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 1: Why would you say bye? He I think he even 174 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 1: told me By isn't a black man. Yeah, he told 175 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 1: me By, And it was like, you know you won't 176 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: see me ere gig. But that's my point. Now you 177 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,960 Speaker 1: owe me an explanation, exactly my point, Kiki's When I 178 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 1: saw him again, the look on his face wasn't happiness. 179 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:02,320 Speaker 1: It wasn't like I'm back, like we decided to live 180 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:05,240 Speaker 1: here instead or something. It wasn't that it was the 181 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,840 Speaker 1: look on his face was In fact, I think he 182 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 1: even like bowed his head when I was like, hey, 183 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 1: good to see you, like he's like, yeah, I'm bad. 184 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: That's why you got to ask you. But I think 185 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,760 Speaker 1: by me interacting with him, he knows I care without 186 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: me digging into this man's personal you know, I just 187 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 1: feel bad. I don't. I don't want to be the 188 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 1: guy who starts his day having to explain to me 189 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,120 Speaker 1: what he's doing there. And it's been long enough. Now 190 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: we're just back to being good. If you just say, 191 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 1: how are you? That's fair? Yeah, right, every single morning, 192 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 1: good morning? How you doing? If he wants to bring 193 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,439 Speaker 1: it up or bring it up, yeah, I'm giving his 194 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,360 Speaker 1: grandad eyes. If you can't follow it up, that's the thing. 195 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 1: I honestly, you're right. He should have just he should 196 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,240 Speaker 1: have just said I here's the explanation by the way, 197 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,440 Speaker 1: and just given it to me. Yeah, so I don't 198 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 1: have to ask. Don't put me through that. Right then 199 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 1: there's the guy downstairs walking up here here the guy, 200 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,160 Speaker 1: how many celsis do you think he drinks a lot? 201 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 1: I can't even get all the way up the escalator. 202 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 1: Very nice man, but I can't get. Oh, I'm not 203 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,959 Speaker 1: even like the top of my head appears dude. Morning. 204 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:07,600 Speaker 3: At least he's awakened like some other security cards. 205 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 1: In this buildings. Alright, well anyway, security brought to you 206 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,439 Speaker 1: by Celsius