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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared or was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do your need ride.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Cris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 2: We are podcasting live to you from the Is this

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Speaker 2: an eight Honda fed. It's funny that I never specified

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Speaker 1: And I do have the VIN number, which I would

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Speaker 2: We don't have it on hand right now, but the

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Speaker 2: next episode we promise to release Karen's VIN numbers.

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Speaker 1: The first you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna

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Speaker 2: And this is very interesting. Within those first four you

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Speaker 1: You have to. You don't see it at first. It's

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Speaker 1: Then when you see it, you can't not see it.

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Speaker 2: So this car was manufactured for you for carecal air. Yeah, obvious.

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Speaker 2: I mean otherwise, how would your birthday be in it?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: That's amazing?

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Speaker 6: Well, yeah, I mean I it was really nice because

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Speaker 6: when I met Dan Honda of the Honda Corporation.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, what this is all starting to sound

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Speaker 2: like a much like the rabbit you speak of, a

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Speaker 2: I know. There's no Jonathan Honda, Dan Dan Danny hondah

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Speaker 6: There's I love the motorcycle side of the family. They're

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Speaker 2: That's why Honda Motorcycles, cars and keyboards are a big sponsor.

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Speaker 1: Who and he is sponsored by Honda knee boards and Keyboards.

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Speaker 2: He being Howard Kramer is early comedy influence of mine.

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Speaker 6: This about him because his podcast Who Charted with Kulap

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Speaker 2: I might turn off the stereo, do it?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Is that a weird? Does it feel like schizophrenia?

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Speaker 2: He like it was a party.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, they were like, come come to this party

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Speaker 1: You get your own.

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Speaker 2: I don't get excited about hot rod cars, but that

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Speaker 2: A beautiful man. I'm not afraid I say that with

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Speaker 1: Well, it's undeniable. I'm glad he doesn't have his topknot anymore.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well it was Summa. I hate saying that my

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Speaker 6: So I got to work and my friend Artie Carlson,

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Speaker 6: No, it was just a plastic like housing too. Okay, right,

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Speaker 2: Take it right here on Hollywood Boulevard.

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Speaker 6: And then that night I went somewhere a party or something,

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Speaker 6: I have to pull off the freeway because more stuff

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Speaker 6: So I pull off and then I'm like, well, I

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Speaker 2: And then he's on the corner here left, and this

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Speaker 1: Tell him we're here, okay, anyway, so we've got no

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a danger in anyone.

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Speaker 6: I guess I felt the need to tell a car anecdote,

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Speaker 2: I feel that way with a lot of stories, Like

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Speaker 2: And I'm not saying this is what just happened with

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Speaker 2: The details are still fresh and that has all the

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Speaker 6: But my story was one step above telling someone about

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Speaker 1: It really was. It was almost worse because at least

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Speaker 2: There wasn't even like an interesting location.

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Speaker 1: San Fernando Road by the Gentleman's.

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Speaker 2: Club, or were you dry? What did your hands at

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Speaker 2: least look like feather wings? There was nothing dream like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no it was. It was more nightmarish. But in

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Speaker 2: On his way out. He sent the letter K, which

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Speaker 2: I think just means I am in approval and I

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Speaker 2: will see you shortly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or he's trying to miss send a message to.

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Speaker 2: Me the uh just just say your first initial. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: We are going to Yeah. He didn't say C like

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Speaker 1: Could have said C. Yeah yeah, real soon? Well my purse,

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Speaker 2: Sure? Sure? Is it down here in the darkness? It's

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Speaker 2: by your feet, Okay, I will grab it.

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Speaker 6: You know what I anticipate is that Howard's gonna stop

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Speaker 6: spilled out. Oh that's right, I just need some hand

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Speaker 6: oce Oh okay, I feel like Howard's gonna drive this conversation.

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Speaker 2: Sure, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: I feel like he's gonna He's probably gonna have an

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Speaker 1: agenda even that's okay, Like did you pick your summagum

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope he does. I have some questions to

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Speaker 2: ask him about sharks, okay, and why he thinks the

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Speaker 1: I think that was another Is that a true thing?

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Speaker 1: That like a conversation you guys had one.

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Speaker 2: Because and I understand that like the ocean, the deep ocean,

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Speaker 1: I'm one hundred with Howard on that.

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Speaker 2: Phosphorus residing in animals causing them to glow. If that's

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Speaker 2: not an outer space behavior, I don't know what is,

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Speaker 2: because I am non asked or not. I've not been

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Speaker 1: Is there any kind of animal with phosphorus in it?

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Speaker 1: And space?

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Speaker 2: Certainly there must be. I mean, I said, yeah, I jumped.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I actually don't know. So I'm going

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Speaker 2: to say I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Sure, But do you think Howard knows?

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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say the ocean and

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Speaker 2: they're are. Indeed, like sometimes just say the waves crashing

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Speaker 2: and it looks like a lightning bolt and you're like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, am I hallucinating? They said, no, that

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Speaker 2: was just marijuana, and I said, well, I don't smoke

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Speaker 2: Gulf of Mask. That's the mes golf for you.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's the.

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Speaker 2: Near Are in the back seat, Yeah, it's in the

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Speaker 2: back seat. Yeah, we are. Indeed, there's there's a microphone

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Speaker 2: right by you. You know how to use that as

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Speaker 2: per your occupation. Whoops, Hi, Hi, good to see you

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Speaker 2: guys too, buddy.

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Speaker 8: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: We were talking about summer. We were talking about sharks,

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Speaker 2: and we were talking about the difference between the ocean

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Speaker 8: That's right, Well, the ocean is way better. It's wondrous, it's.

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Speaker 5: Full of life, and space is a big nothing and

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Speaker 2: The ocean is right there. You can do it there.

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Speaker 2: You can swim out and find aliens. Yeah, exactly, all

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Speaker 2: Jellyfish that look like they're mechanical. I think how.

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Speaker 5: Much people would freak out if they even found one

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Speaker 5: snail in space. It would be like the most amazing thing. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 2: M wait explain that. How do they they have the

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Speaker 2: I'm taking it as it's one of my favorite Twitter accounts.

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Speaker 1: Those are made up by two eighth graders in New Hampshire.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you should be paying out much

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Speaker 1: attention to uber facts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's it's just East Coast lies. We're gonna

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Speaker 2: go to a comedy concert show called Power Violence.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are you ready for the Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I love that show because it's filled with youth and

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Speaker 2: it brings me back to that place when I was

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00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,640
Speaker 2: in my early twenties. Those guys like.

451
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Speaker 8: Maybe you find out what your guest thinks about it?

452
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you?

453
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:09,879
Speaker 8: What do you?

454
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,760
Speaker 2: Hey? All right, what do you feel about Power Violence

455
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 2: that show? Do you agree with me? Or what you say?

456
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:17,199
Speaker 5: Oh?

457
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,919
Speaker 2: That that the youth that they kind of host that

458
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,880
Speaker 2: show with. It's it's infectious.

459
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,840
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it does feels like a like CBGB's in

460
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,119
Speaker 5: the seventies.

461
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 2: CBGB's of course, stood for country Blues Country What country blues?

462
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 8: CBGB's country bluegrass and blues.

463
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, it's not very catchy. It's good that

464
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 2: they made the initials be the title because that's not

465
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Speaker 2: that's a horrible name for a club.

466
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Speaker 1: Well, and also, didn't almost none of those things happen there?

467
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like immediately, it's like, but hey, the talking

468
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,439
Speaker 2: heads are pretty good. Why don't we have them do

469
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,879
Speaker 2: everything but country, blues or bluegrass?

470
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,560
Speaker 8: It's what about TGI Friday?

471
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 5: Is you cool with that name?

472
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 2: Oh? I mean it depends on what day of the

473
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,360
Speaker 2: week i'm there. If I'm there on a Wednesday or Thursday,

474
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 2: I'd like to speak to the management for false advertising.

475
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Speaker 1: I'm an atheist, so I'm not interested in thanking God

476
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 1: for anything.

477
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Speaker 2: Karen, Hey, how does this work? Do I get a

478
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 2: ride home too? Yeah? You bet? Do we tape on

479
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 2: the ride home?

480
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Speaker 5: Not?

481
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 8: Usually?

482
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,159
Speaker 2: We can if you want, if you want to do

483
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Speaker 2: a recap.

484
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Speaker 8: Well, I just I'm just wondering how it works. I

485
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,160
Speaker 8: think this is great.

486
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 2: I feel like while whenever I'm talking to you, Howard,

487
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 2: I start to mimic your voice. Do you see me

488
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 2: do that? If so, it's embarrassing, Well.

489
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 8: I do the same with you.

490
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 2: Here's my impression of Howard Kramer's impression fucked ow great

491
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 2: black bean Berger something about a black bean burger bean bag.

492
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 2: I one time I stayed at Howard's and all I

493
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,639
Speaker 2: brought was a skateboard. And I stayed at his place

494
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 2: and I was hungry, and I'm like, do you mind

495
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 2: if I have your morning Star black bean Burger? And

496
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 2: what did I do? What did I did? What did

497
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 2: I do? Kramer?

498
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 8: Well, for the tortillas?

499
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Speaker 5: You read?

500
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm real embarrassed about this. Still.

501
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 5: Well, okay, so I'm on the phone. Chris says, can

502
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 5: I use the black bean Burgers? What did were you

503
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 5: making tortillas?

504
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just putting them on a tortilla. Okay.

505
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 5: So he goes he's making them. I don't know. I'm

506
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 5: just talking on the phone in my bedroom with the

507
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,679
Speaker 5: door closed. There's a knock on the bedroom door a

508
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 5: few minutes later, and he says, I do you want

509
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 5: some tortillas?

510
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 2: Right?

511
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 5: But he's holding he's holding a plate that has a

512
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Speaker 5: couple tortillas on.

513
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 8: Like he said he was gonna make. But the play

514
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,360
Speaker 8: it is all dirty. I someone had already eaten off

515
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 8: of it.

516
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 2: I had eaten my portion of the food I'd made

517
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 2: for both of us. I had eaten my portion off

518
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 2: the plate, and then I'd given the rest of the

519
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 2: food on the same plate to Howard, because that's the I.

520
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 9: Was in a wh I anticipated was like, Yeah, I'm

521
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 9: gonna make some food, and then he'd tell me when

522
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 9: it's ready, and then they get off the phone, and

523
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 9: then we both eat it. Yes, and then and I'm thinking, Okay,

524
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 9: it's time to eat, but it's like he already ate

525
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 9: and he's got my food on his dirty plate that

526
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 9: he already used.

527
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I grew up in a tag team meal eating household.

528
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Speaker 1: How many years ago did this take place?

529
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Speaker 5: Can we mention that right front of this is a

530
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Speaker 5: jeep and their license plate is Austin aus t one

531
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Speaker 5: and it spells it out and me and Chris and.

532
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Speaker 1: Is that where the story took place?

533
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 2: No? That was that was here at his residence where

534
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,200
Speaker 2: you've still how long have you lived there? You've lived

535
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,879
Speaker 2: in that place too long?

536
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 8: I feel like I'll move when I deserve to.

537
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 2: Oh, Oh, I loved that place. You find a good deal,

538
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 2: the rent has controlled enough. You stay there, it's controlled,

539
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 2: and it's like it's good. I could people watch there

540
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 2: every day.

541
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 1: What do you have the view of.

542
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 5: Just like everybody going to Runing Canyon.

543
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 2: There's a church, go to church.

544
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw a guy brought his like eight foot

545
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Speaker 5: anaconda onto the lawn of.

546
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Speaker 8: The church yesterday.

547
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Speaker 5: So he's just sitting there like looking at his phone

548
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Speaker 5: while the snake like.

549
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 2: Explores the area in front of the church.

550
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Speaker 5: And at one point it crawled off the grass and

551
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Speaker 5: kind of had like two feet of its head and

552
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Speaker 5: the rest of it like going up the stairs.

553
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Speaker 2: To the church.

554
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Speaker 5: So all all that needed to happen was for somebody

555
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Speaker 5: to walk out of the chapel and just see an

556
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Speaker 5: eight foot anaconda head staring at him.

557
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Speaker 1: What do you think he was bringing it to church?

558
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 5: He I saw him, I've seen him there before. He

559
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 5: kind of lets it go around on the grass and

560
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 5: then I think, like a lot of those guys who

561
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Speaker 5: bring exotic pets into the public, they wind up talking

562
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Speaker 5: to people about.

563
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Speaker 1: It, and yeah, they waited around for questions to be asked.

564
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, snakes are real. Hey look at me pet. Yeah,

565
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 2: like at iguana on your shoulder or a parrot. There's

566
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Speaker 2: a guy with a parrot in Austin. I'm real sick

567
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Speaker 2: of his presence.

568
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Speaker 6: But that guy's kind of overdoing it with an eight

569
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Speaker 6: foot I mean, that's a lot of snakes.

570
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Speaker 8: I'm thick of it.

571
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Speaker 2: It would be funny if like the priest came out

572
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Speaker 2: of that church and saw the snake and had no

573
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Speaker 2: choice but to use the Lord's name in vain as

574
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 2: an exclamation. Jesus, what hey, I'm just trying to get

575
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 2: my snake saved.

576
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Speaker 8: Hey what about u KK?

577
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:51,880
Speaker 5: You don't have a mic?

578
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,120
Speaker 8: I've got she's mic?

579
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 2: And what do you got? Hand? Told up to it?

580
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 2: I got a price, is right? Long mic? Just like

581
00:26:59,760 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 2: you know?

582
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 8: Oh nice ye?

583
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 2: Every time I talk into this, I feel like I'm

584
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 2: about to give away a keya spectra here.

585
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 5: You guys ever took notice of this statue in front

586
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 5: of this.

587
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 2: Bank, Yeah it looks it appears from this you know,

588
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 2: I haven't up until now this one over here. Yeah,

589
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 2: it looks like a bull.

590
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 5: Take a bull, but it's like a monkey is riding

591
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 5: it backwards or something.

592
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: What what's that? What's that saying about Chase Bank?

593
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 8: I guess freemasons or something.

594
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't trust us with our money. We're batshit crazy?

595
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: Is there really a monkey on there.

596
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 5: It comes down there. Watch when we go by, I

597
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 5: forget what it is. Actually he's down there. That's crazy,

598
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 5: and it's backwards.

599
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 2: Oh, let me look at this. It is it's a

600
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: backwards guy. Yeah, it's a guy.

601
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 8: There you go.

602
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 2: It's like I wish it was I would maybe it's

603
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:48,959
Speaker 2: a monkey man.

604
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 8: I think it's a lady. It's like a mermaid lady.

605
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 2: Do you know what you're gonna do tonight at the

606
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 2: comedy concert? Do you have some new bits.

607
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 8: I'm gonna do some hot reads.

608
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna make some decisions at the line

609
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 5: of scrimmage, and I'm gonna I'm gonna take some swings

610
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:08,439
Speaker 5: at it.

611
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 2: Oh good, let's see panata style.

612
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: Have you doing a lot of sets lately?

613
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 5: Not as many as I want. I want to do

614
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 5: a lot more, But I've been doing like three or

615
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 5: four a week.

616
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. Thought, that's pretty good numbers.

617
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's pretty good.

618
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,959
Speaker 2: I feel like I'd be doing more sets myself if

619
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 2: I didn't live at the damn beach. True, but I'm

620
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 2: near the ocean, and you know I love the ocean.

621
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 2: Did you know I loved the ocean?

622
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 5: I did?

623
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 8: I mean you got out there pretty quick.

624
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: Yep. I love it out there. I just have to

625
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 2: drive too much to the comedy.

626
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: Shows, yeah, because they're all here, so three.

627
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 2: Shows a week. To me, you're a professional comedian in

628
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: my mind, in my eyes.

629
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Speaker 1: Now, Howard, are you working on anything right now?

630
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? What are you working on? Oh?

631
00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 5: I'm working on an geo that Geo's doing comedy show.

632
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 5: It's it's like a comedic take on world history, really,

633
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 5: and I'm working on that, on writing and maybe be

634
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 5: in it and be voice on of a of a

635
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 5: weird character they have.

636
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 2: That sounds terrific. That sounds interesting. Is it something you

637
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 2: can't talk in detail about? I don't.

638
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 5: Basically, it's like a sketch show and we go back

639
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 5: to different points in history and talk about certain things developed.

640
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 8: And that's probably all I could say.

641
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:34,719
Speaker 2: I like it.

642
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds cool.

643
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, even just a brief synopsis, I'm intrigued and I

644
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 2: want to watch it.

645
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: Did you do you know a lot about history?

646
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 5: I have my own view on it and my own

647
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 5: kind of timeline and stuff.

648
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 2: Like I started of it.

649
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, like I'm interested in it.

650
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 5: So I started like a document where I have like

651
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 5: all the things I'm interested in.

652
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 8: And then like when they came about and stuff.

653
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: Oh wow, like a legal pound with some stuff on it.

654
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 2: No, it's on my computer.

655
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: I see.

656
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 5: But you know, there's crazy there's crazy stuff that you

657
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 5: don't think about that I think is interesting. Like what like, uh,

658
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 5: there's no, there's.

659
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 2: No there were.

660
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 5: They didn't know about the dinosaurs until until like the

661
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 5: eighteen late eighteen hundreds.

662
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 2: Until they started finding bones and stuff.

663
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, but they would find it but just wouldn't have

664
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 5: any idea what it was.

665
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 8: Or would just never put it together.

666
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 5: But anyway, like for instance, when they signed the Declaration

667
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 5: of the Independence.

668
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 8: Like there was no such thing as dinosaurs. Nobody had

669
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Speaker 8: ever heard of dinosaurs.

670
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Speaker 5: So I don't know the way the speed at which

671
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 5: stuff develops and is interesting to me.

672
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like they should re right the Declaration

673
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 2: of Independence with dinosaurs in mind.

674
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Speaker 8: Don't make fun of my belief.

675
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm not. I'm on board. I don't like those

676
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 2: Christian people that think dinosaur bones were planted by the

677
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 2: devil to test our faith. I think those are crazy people.

678
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, my brother went out with this fundamental, this Christian girl,

679
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 5: and they were taught that the dinosaur bones were dogs,

680
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 5: but they were just really much bigger back then.

681
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 8: But they were still pets. There's still humans pets.

682
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 2: Was that a thought? That was that just cooked up

683
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 2: at her church? I've never heard of something so ludicrous.

684
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, she told my brother.

685
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wait did she believe it? Or she

686
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: just told him that's what someone?

687
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 5: I think it's like the kind of disconnect that just

688
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 5: she was always told that and then didn't ever really

689
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 5: examine it. But when you press her about like what

690
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 5: do you actually believe?

691
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 8: That's what comes out.

692
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 2: Is he still with her? Uh? No? Is this your

693
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: brother that you used to do in your act? Yes?

694
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 2: And what did what did he sound like? You just

695
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 2: like this straper should pay me? I should pay me?

696
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: Is that something he said?

697
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 8: I was like, hey, give that go give that girl

698
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 8: a dollar.

699
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 2: They should pay me.

700
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 8: I banged these chicks by mistake.

701
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 2: I want to meet your brother.

702
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: Is your brother just a taller version of you, Howard?

703
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 2: No, I'm taller. Howard's the tallest. He's the tallest. You're

704
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 2: the tallest in your family?

705
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 5: Right, Probably my little brother's half brother's probably taller.

706
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 2: Huh. Isn't that curious because he's a little brother. Yeah, yeah,

707
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 2: very misleading.

708
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 8: Opposite of truck.

709
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: I just pictured your family as the oldest was the tallest,

710
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: and then it went down like the stickers on the

711
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: back of a car on.

712
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 2: A no family fan.

713
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, well hey, hey, uh yeah, well you don't seem

714
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 5: to be taking a direct route.

715
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: No, it's funny. When we're in the car, everything we

716
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 2: do is for the sake of time, and as the

717
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 2: crow flies, it makes no sense our routes.

718
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: But we're just trying to you know.

719
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 2: But the way a clock works, we are so good

720
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 2: now at arriving exact you wanted to arrive there at

721
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 2: a round nine forty five, correct.

722
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 5: Yes, but that's when I thought it started at nine.

723
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 5: But some of the stuff says it starts at nine thirty.

724
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so we don't. We're in no hurry. We

725
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: could do a full lot. I mean we're fine either way. Okay, cool,

726
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 2: because I want to spend more time with you.

727
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 5: Oh goody Oh.

728
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: Now, Howard are you the headliner?

729
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 5: I don't know? Round probably is okay, he's got it.

730
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 8: He's got on a TV show.

731
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does have himself a.

732
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: Program, so do you know? And yours is about real things?

733
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, mine doesn't premiere until probably September.

734
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: Who else is working on that? Anyone that we know?

735
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 2: Oh, Chip Pope, Yeah, you're writing partner.

736
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 5: Chip Pope's the best Jimp Pope and Josh who's uh he's.

737
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 8: On Silicon Valley okay.

738
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 5: And these guys Krinskin al Schulers their show. They created

739
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 5: Silicon Valley and they ran King.

740
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 2: Of the Hill. So this is another Mike Judge who

741
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 2: I've kind of gotten to know through Henry Phillips. I

742
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 2: wouldn't say we're super tight, but he seems like one

743
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,760
Speaker 2: of the nicest most uh.

744
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:36,839
Speaker 8: Heath a nice cat.

745
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 2: He is just a level yeah, because he's not it's

746
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 2: it's a perfect type of fame. He doesn't even he

747
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 2: is not that dick because he's not famous for his face.

748
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 2: He's famous for his ideas and his voices.

749
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: Well said, and he made up the best thing of.

750
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 2: All time butt head, which you wrote on that what

751
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 2: happened with the re I never saw the new episodes.

752
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 2: I bet that was something that was fun and you

753
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 2: were proud of and I never got to see.

754
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, we were excited about it was fantastic, it was

755
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 5: fun to do, And.

756
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: Why the hell didn't that sweep the nation.

757
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 5: Everyone paired up with something that didn't do good and

758
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 5: then I think they just like went another way with

759
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 5: it. It didn't like make a big splash for whatever reason.

760
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 5: But it was really good. It was as good as

761
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 5: the original.

762
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 2: So you would just with Chip. And how do you

763
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 2: get these jobs with Chip? I don't. I've never had

764
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 2: a writing partner. Do you Guys just submit packets and

765
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 2: it's like, hey, we're a package deal, and here's stuff

766
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 2: we've done before, here's pilots we've done before, and you

767
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 2: kind of apply for jobs together.

768
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 5: Yes, that's how I would think.

769
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 2: It would be absolutely insane if it were a different.

770
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 5: Way.

771
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 2: Then I just assumed it was so you peek it together.

772
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 2: I did like a little puzzle that's easy to solve.

773
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: Wait, did you guys live together?

774
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 2: Chip? And I know?

775
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: No? You and Chris?

776
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 2: Oh, Chris.

777
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 8: He stayed at my place.

778
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 2: There was just the black being Tortilla week and it

779
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: was dumb. You know when people come and visit here,

780
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 2: Like I'm not excusing myself, but people don't realize this

781
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 2: city is impossible to navigate without having a car. And

782
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 2: that was at a point where I'd never rented a

783
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 2: car before. It just brought a skateboard like an idiot

784
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 2: and got dropped off at his house. And it's like

785
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 2: and Howard was nice and he took me to shows.

786
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 2: One of them was at a laundromat, and that's where

787
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:39,919
Speaker 2: I first met you, Karen. That's funny, where people were

788
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 2: just doing their colors and their whites.

789
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 6: It was a it was a truly working laundry mat

790
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 6: with people that were not interested in watching.

791
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 2: No one was sitting expecting comedy. They were just getting

792
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 2: ready to fluff and fold.

793
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 8: But Fred Ormison used to do it with us all

794
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 8: the time.

795
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where a lot of Yeah, that was a

796
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 2: great time. I was a little scared by the fact that,

797
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 2: like that is the quintessential place where it's like, this

798
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 2: is not where comedy belongs. When you're used to just

799
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 2: doing it at the Velvet To Room in Austin, which

800
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 2: is a comedy club. It's I'm like, oh, no, la

801
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 2: is going to be hard. But it hasn't been that hard.

802
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 2: I've been here for twelve years and it's been a

803
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 2: breeze the whole time.

804
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: It's it is kind of a lot like a laundrymat here. Yeah,

805
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 1: I think that's a really good way to cut your teeth.

806
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 2: I'm just waiting to dry out.

807
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 6: My favorite one night was Howard did his whole set

808
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,479
Speaker 6: with a British accent at the Yeah, and you kept

809
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 6: calling it the laundro and it was making it.

810
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: It makes me laugh to this day. You're one of

811
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: my favorite comedians.

812
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,479
Speaker 2: Ah thanks to me too. And lately I've been doing

813
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 2: these white guy reggae songs and I'm so jealous of

814
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,240
Speaker 2: your line. Three eleven is the nine to eleven bands.

815
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 2: It's in my head and I just want no, I'm

816
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 2: not gonna do. You know me, I'm a purist. Ideas

817
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 2: are property, and I would never know.

818
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 5: That's one of those jokes that someone else could come

819
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 5: up with. Okay, like a signature, I accept the use

820
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 5: of it.

821
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: It doesn't have your total stamp, the Howard Caramer stamp.

822
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:16,879
Speaker 2: It's just great.

823
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 5: Well, I mean you know what I'm saying. Some jokes

824
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 5: are just jokes because you found them. They're not like

825
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 5: your idea.

826
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 2: And I believe Drennan, who Karen collaborates with often, he

827
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 2: has a three eleven style song that is about nine

828
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 2: to eleven. So in a way he didn't know he.

829
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 8: Didn't know about your joy.

830
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Well, now it hurts, doesn't It hurts

831
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 2: more than me just doing that joke. He's not sitting here.

832
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 2: He can't even defend himself. I just hung him out

833
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 2: to dry, which is now a lot of people finish

834
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 2: there to him.

835
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's that's theft, straight up, Howard.

836
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: Karen's never said straight up in her life.

837
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: I thought it came out really naturally.

838
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I called it straight up.

839
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: Not tell me?

840
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 2: How uh?

841
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: Do you really want to know your album?

842
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 2: Your newest album, not Master of Perremonies? Yeah, Chris, I

843
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 2: did a little drawing for it. So it was Howard

844
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 2: in like a performance stance, like he's like he's rapping.

845
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 2: It was his hip hop album for dragon Boy Sway

846
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 2: and uh and all these women this is him just

847
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 2: no one's heard about. He's like, I need you to

848
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 2: do an illustration. It's like I'm I'm doing my rhymes.

849
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 2: But the rhymes I have such a they they attract women,

850
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 2: the pheromones, and they float to it like Yogi Bear

851
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 2: floats to a pie cooling on the window sill, Like

852
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 2: I sexually am a pie that these women want to eat,

853
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 2: and they float towards me, kind of limply with their

854
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 2: arms back. That was the concept and I did do it. Yeah,

855
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 2: it was hard. It was actually hard. I mean that

856
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 2: perspective wise to do women in the foreground floating towards him.

857
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 2: But I think we nailed it. We did No Mater Ceremony.

858
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: Is that the most recent album.

859
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 2: No, that's ten years old.

860
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 5: Back I did since then I did have a summer.

861
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 8: Then I did Douche Minutia.

862
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, then I did have another summer. Then I did

863
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 5: Tears on My Shaft, which has been delayed, but.

864
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 8: Then I did some of this, some of that.

865
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: Oh no, and why did that get moved ahead of

866
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: Tears on My Shaft just because.

867
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 5: We didn't finish it and we put it off, and

868
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 5: then summer was coming and we're like, we got to

869
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,479
Speaker 5: do another summer album. So we rushed the summer album

870
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 5: into put auction, and then that one had some hits

871
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 5: on it. I'm doing a video with Lance Bangs for

872
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 5: a song on there called Google Clues.

873
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that guy.

874
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 2: When are you doing that? That's amazing.

875
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 5: We shot some of it and that We have an

876
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 5: Indiego go campaign to get to get the rest of

877
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 5: the case.

878
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 2: Is indiegog kind of like Kickstarter except for more artsy

879
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 2: performance stuff. Yeah, I'm just assuming I never even heard

880
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 2: of it. I just I've never even heard of it.

881
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 2: I just know how the world works.

882
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: You guess it's context clues.

883
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 2: I actually have a Kickstarter going for my motorcyb broken motorcycle,

884
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 2: and it's actually raising money specifically for the kickstarter, so

885
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 2: it's very confusing.

886
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 8: The parts nobody likes my jokes.

887
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: In this car You're dry. I totally thought it was real.

888
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 2: I deliver. Yeah.

889
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: So then which one which album is?

890
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 2: What? Oh?

891
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: God? That was totally a boy and a girl?

892
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh And it was.

893
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 6: Like I looked and said, that's a girl model standing there,

894
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,720
Speaker 6: and then she turned her head and it was a boy.

895
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, boy girl model.

896
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 6: It's point being which one is a hegel.

897
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 2: Seagull?

898
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 5: And she go, thank you for asking me? That is on.

899
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: Have a third Summer?

900
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 5: No, that one's on the second one, which is have

901
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 5: another Summer?

902
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, it seems like summer comes along often enough

903
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 2: to where I never see you like scrambling during the

904
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 2: other seasons, Like shit, what am I going to do

905
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 2: comedy about sagain? I just I just like that summer

906
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 2: keeps coming along, and then you don't have to get

907
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 2: tired of doing that. It's like a treat every year.

908
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 2: I will. Yeah, like, I have some jokes about Christmas

909
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 2: that about you know, you know, being believing in Santa

910
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,040
Speaker 2: and not Jesus, And I'm like, I gotta wait. I

911
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 2: can only do that every two months a year, but

912
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 2: you're the summer is even longer. I guess what I'm

913
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 2: saying is, I don't know what my point was, and

914
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 2: now I'm in kind of a sweaty uh struggle to

915
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:13,959
Speaker 2: try and make sense.

916
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: Just keep talking.

917
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 2: I'll probably close it up here, probably close up that conversation. Uh, hey,

918
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 2: both of you should come and do some of this year.

919
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 2: I would love to.

920
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 1: I saw you after some fest last year. Remember at

921
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: Sarah's party.

922
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 8: Oh yeah that's right.

923
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Howard.

924
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: Yelled at me about my gum choice.

925
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right. You had like winter.

926
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: It was pretty awesome actually, because I've never really seen

927
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: you drunk before, and you were shit face strong.

928
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 2: I love it when he's drunk and he has opinions

929
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 2: about football and how how it needs to be shot differently.

930
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: And how sh like what gum, what are you talking.

931
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 2: About so are you opposed to like new gums that

932
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 2: elect the chocolate, chip mint or the peach or all

933
00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 2: these others.

934
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 5: This was just a summer gum thing. We talk about

935
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,399
Speaker 5: summer gum, which is like you gotta have a gum

936
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 5: and you chew it all summer.

937
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: You stick with it, you can't.

938
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 5: I mean it should be you know, not winter mint

939
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 5: or winter fresh. It should be like try in tropical

940
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 5: twist or strawberry bananas Ya.

941
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 2: Not a peppermint that's a Christmas gum. Yeah, I understand that.

942
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's just like the joke.

943
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 5: You just do it in the summer and sing with

944
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 5: the gum.

945
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 6: But do you keep just the one flavor like so

946
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,720
Speaker 6: that then that taste reminds you of that specific summer.

947
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the idea.

948
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 2: It's a sensory tactile sensory trigger. It's also a kind of.

949
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 5: About making each sum special. So you buy a new

950
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 5: bathing suit, you don't start the summer in last year's

951
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 5: bathing suit.

952
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 2: Do you gotta make a thing of it? Do you

953
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 2: practice what you preach with this? Do you go to

954
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 2: the beach? How was your summer? Was it an active

955
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 2: filled with summer type events?

956
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, jet ski.

957
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 2: What do you really write on jet skis what I

958
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 2: did for the music video? Oh really, it's fun, right,

959
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, I've.

960
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 5: Done it before, but I don't do it regularly, but

961
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 5: you know, I did it this past summer because of

962
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 5: the video.

963
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 2: See, I think technically an actual jet ski is the

964
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 2: stand up kind with a swiveling handle thing in your foot. Yeah.

965
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 5: We went and shot some footage at the World jet

966
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 5: Skis Championships in Lake Havasu.

967
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 8: Oh wow, And we had.

968
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 5: Guys in Orangutan costumes. We had like the World Amateur

969
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 5: champion dressed as in Arangul tank.

970
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 2: Oh that's terrific. And they were popping back flips and

971
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 2: really yeah, off of wakes.

972
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 5: Or just still you know, the kind of those stand

973
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 5: up kind you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, they can just

974
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 5: kind of get some momentum going and then just start

975
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,399
Speaker 5: popping flips like one after the other.

976
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 2: Because I don't like him. When I show up to

977
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 2: some cabin, people got some watercrafts docked up and then

978
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 2: they're like, do you want to go out on the

979
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 2: jet ski? And it's not a jet ski, it's a

980
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 2: ski do a thing that you sit on like a

981
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 2: lazy man's snowmobile on the lake and it takes zero talent,

982
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 2: zero balance, and I have no respect for it as

983
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 2: a sport. Jet skiing, however, should be in the summer Olympics.

984
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, Vanilla Ice was a champion jets wasn't me.

985
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 2: I think he was competitive. He was into motorsports vaguely.

986
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, like after the after the music career went downhill,

987
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 5: he became champion jet skier.

988
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

989
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: It's a perfect safety net, that's what.

990
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 2: And then and it leads nicely into becoming a realtor.

991
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 2: I think he flips houses now.

992
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: Oh, I think he's almosh. Now that's the last that's

993
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: the last one I saw.

994
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I saw that episode where they were like

995
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 2: not letting him touch the butter churn because of a

996
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 2: neck tattoo that they they've had too much technology on it.

997
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: There was he was impure. Oh, I love it.

998
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 2: Tell us about your podcast who Charted? How's that been going?

999
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: And how many years have you done it? Now?

1000
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: One of the great podcasts.

1001
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,720
Speaker 2: Thank you guys, So fun, so great.

1002
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 5: We've been doing it over four years now, and it's

1003
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 5: me and Cool out beat the Eye Sock and we

1004
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,439
Speaker 5: count down the top five of movies and music and more.

1005
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 5: And there's there's a lot of like.

1006
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 2: Sound effect prompts and things that the time I was

1007
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 2: on it, I did not know what I did not know.

1008
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 2: I had to throw a dart to match up with

1009
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 2: a sound effect. There was just a lot of you know.

1010
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 1: There's theme songs, all kinds of stuff.

1011
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 2: It's the opposite of our pack podcast, where clearly we

1012
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 2: don't have a plan, but how could we. We're in traffic.

1013
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,439
Speaker 2: If we had a plan at some point it would

1014
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 2: get side.

1015
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 5: Swiped, like if who Charted Studio was moving down the street,

1016
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 5: we would never have any of that.

1017
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,439
Speaker 2: So you are giving you are given credit to how

1018
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 2: difficult our podcast must be. Is that what you're doing

1019
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 2: right now? Seriously? Yeah? Yeah, because in the beginning, Karen

1020
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,720
Speaker 2: and I would sit down, We're like, let's have talks.

1021
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 2: Are we gonna do an Alzheimer's podcast? Are we going

1022
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 2: to do one about moms? Are we gonna Oh, there's

1023
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 2: the man.

1024
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 5: Yes, it looks like a female model.

1025
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 2: It's hard to describe that person without seeming insensitive. But

1026
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 2: we used your podcast as an example, like yours or

1027
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 2: Borough Country. I have trouble saying that where it's totally.

1028
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 2: It's a format and yeah, yes, one man show of

1029
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 2: course for real.

1030
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do a show Sclar Tissue. It's a one

1031
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:54,360
Speaker 5: minute show about the scholar brothers and just for everybody

1032
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 5: to look for that.

1033
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 1: Where you performing that show?

1034
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 2: We got a theater right over here. And together they're

1035
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 2: in forensics and the scar tissue. It makes me think

1036
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 2: they're both like forensic cops.

1037
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 8: It's just more about the emotional depth of Oh.

1038
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 2: Okay, time, okay, not actually studying.

1039
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 5: Scars and portray both of them simultaneously, is it?

1040
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 2: How are they different? How is Randy and Jason? How

1041
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 2: are they different? One has glasses? Yeah, every once in

1042
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 2: a while, they'll both have glasses, and that's when I

1043
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 2: have to call them.

1044
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 5: Dude, them both have glasses. Let's want unless it was sunglasses.

1045
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't like what she's doing. I had expect

1046
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 2: better behavior out of a Honda driver. Honda, of course

1047
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 2: a sponsor of do you need a ride? Do you

1048
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: need a ride? There's a question mark at the end

1049
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 2: of it, coward, that's like who charted? Who charted? Have

1050
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 2: you thought about saying it that way? You should? We

1051
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 2: wouldn't get mad. Yeah, you can who charted? Who charted. Yeah,

1052
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 2: the time I was on, we talked about the top

1053
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 2: charting poster designs. You really cover the game. It's not

1054
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 2: all just top charting.

1055
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 5: We haven't done that in years. You gotta come back on.

1056
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd love to come back on.

1057
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 5: How we just do like music chart, movie chart, and

1058
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 5: then a chart about the guests.

1059
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be exciting because the guest doesn't know.

1060
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,760
Speaker 5: Well, we get the questions from Twitter, people tweet questions

1061
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 5: and then we asked the guests.

1062
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 2: That sounds exciting, but I was I was. I was

1063
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 2: asked by a fan to have you elaborate on the

1064
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 2: difference between We touched on it a little, but why

1065
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 2: you like the ocean Morten space? Yeah?

1066
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 5: Well, well I love the I mean the the ocean

1067
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 5: is real and you can go in it and it's

1068
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 5: filled with life.

1069
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 8: And space is interesting from a if it's math, if

1070
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 8: you know math, if you've got a lot of math.

1071
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 5: Uh huh, or if you make up stuff that's in.

1072
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 2: It, like Interstellar, it's just made up.

1073
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,280
Speaker 5: It's math and rocks.

1074
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 8: YEA space is filled with math and rocks.

1075
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 2: Rock plus rock equals confusing world that doesn't exist. I

1076
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 2: don't like it, do you believe in.

1077
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: The theory that there are some waterways that connect, like

1078
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: connect the different continents underneath.

1079
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 5: The ocean connect connect them like you could get caught

1080
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 5: in a jetway that sends you to like an Africa's amazing.

1081
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 5: What are you think.

1082
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: Like they think that, like the there's theories.

1083
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 2: There's awkwarfers under the tectonic play like that.

1084
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: There's under under sea rivers that connect.

1085
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 2: You mean you mean.

1086
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 5: There's aquifers under the tectonic plate.

1087
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 2: That would be horrifying.

1088
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 5: I'm just thinking of you coming with that black beans.

1089
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 2: At at at like a ted talk. Yeah, you guys,

1090
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 2: there's aquifers underneath the tectonic what's that?

1091
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 8: What's that on the tectonic plates?

1092
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 2: That's the beans from the one that I just say,

1093
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 2: I decided not to wash my Tecitanic plate and I

1094
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 2: gave it to you dirty.

1095
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,360
Speaker 5: Hey uh m hmm, Yeah, there might there might be.

1096
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 2: Oh come on, Karen, he was just about to elaborate.

1097
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 5: You know, it's like raging waters in San Dimas where

1098
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 5: you get on those water slides, they take it from

1099
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 5: the top to the bottom. Yes, like that, but it

1100
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 5: would take it from California to Somalia.

1101
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:08,760
Speaker 2: Even though we're kidding. Nothing makes me feel more claustrophobic

1102
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:15,240
Speaker 2: than imagining going down on underground water tube to another country.

1103
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 2: I would that's horrible. It will be hard to breathe.

1104
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 2: It would be very hard to breathe.

1105
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 5: But Karen, are you saying there's just faster currents that

1106
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,280
Speaker 5: give you like a faster trip.

1107
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: No, I was kind of. It's like basically a theory

1108
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 1: that justifies or like tries to explain the possibility that

1109
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: the lackness monster could be real, because it's like it's

1110
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,439
Speaker 1: like just the idea that because the ocean is so unexplored,

1111
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: that there could be these like these waterways that connect

1112
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: so that.

1113
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 6: Mm hmm essentially, So like that's how the explaining that

1114
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 6: like a Brontosaurus type animal could have lived this whole

1115
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 6: time undetected.

1116
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 2: That scares the hell out of me. But I mean,

1117
00:53:58,719 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 2: I don't like the unknown.

1118
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,760
Speaker 6: I like it, that's what that's I like the ocean

1119
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,720
Speaker 6: because it's all just yeah.

1120
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 8: Fine, because it's been there your whole life.

1121
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's anything.

1122
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. If it didn't if it didn't affect

1123
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 2: me so far, chances are it's not gonna in my forties.

1124
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be forty next week, you guys, Oh god,

1125
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 2: it's the worst?

1126
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 1: Is it? Next week?

1127
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 2: That's the fifth O?

1128
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday, Christ.

1129
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 2: No, I don't really want to celebrate it.

1130
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: I think you should.

1131
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 2: Howard's done a good job. Everyone everyone assumes Howard is

1132
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 2: twenty eight. He just no one knows his age. I've

1133
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 2: never asked his age. I would not be able to

1134
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 2: predict or assume his age younger or older than me.

1135
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 2: I just know that I've seen pictures of him in

1136
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 2: high school and it's like, wait a minute, did you

1137
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 2: drink from a fountain of some kind?

1138
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 1: Is he dressed like the Brady Bunch?

1139
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:55,240
Speaker 2: He's happy?

1140
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 1: Did he get to high school in seventy four?

1141
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 2: Striped sweater's long hair, beautiful main affair. He's got some

1142
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 2: headshots on his own refrigerator.

1143
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: You've been inside his apartment?

1144
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, right right right by that headshots not up

1145
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 5: there anymore. But I know what you mean.

1146
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 2: It was like like twelve fifteen years ago. But it

1147
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 2: was a beautiful headshot. But and if anyone I watched

1148
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 2: it recently on YouTube, if anyone hasn't seen Austin Stories,

1149
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 2: it was such a great ahead of its time TV show,

1150
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 2: was so funny, so subtle. There was nothing like it

1151
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 2: at the time and no one was ready for it.

1152
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 2: And it's I always think, like, man, if that was

1153
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,399
Speaker 2: on TV right now, well, there were people that say, oh,

1154
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 2: I've seen stuff like this before, but at the time,

1155
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 2: no one had seen anything like that. And it's so

1156
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 2: funny watch. Yeah. Yeah, Kramer is the same age in

1157
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 2: it somehow, but Chip is like this, Chip looks so different.

1158
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 2: He's like almost borderline chubby. And then there's no yeah yeah,

1159
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 2: he used to not be like a fitness guy and

1160
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 2: shape yeah yeah. And Beard and Matt Bearden was just

1161
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 2: a child in it and now he's like a bearded dude.

1162
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 2: It's just so funny to watch, knowing all these Austin guys,

1163
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:17,479
Speaker 2: and also just.

1164
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 5: How many of the places have been torn down and

1165
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 5: other stuff is rebuilt like it's some people's email. Just

1166
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 5: about how it's like a time capsule of late nineties Austin.

1167
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I showed up in Austin after you had

1168
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 2: already come to uh La to strike it rich, and

1169
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 2: I just the difference having visited there a couple of

1170
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 2: months ago. It is, uh it's unbelievable. It's just a big, giant,

1171
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 2: fancy city with Jetson's buildings, space buildings, but it's still

1172
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 2: the same place. I love that town me too. I'm

1173
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 2: glad I started comedy there me too. They did keep

1174
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 2: it weird, they did. They did a good job of

1175
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 2: keeping it weird. We were at a riot comedy festival

1176
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 2: here in downtown Los Angeles and there was a keep

1177
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 2: it Weird Portland versus Austin show and I thought it

1178
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 2: was blasphemous that you weren't on it, Howard, Why were

1179
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:12,760
Speaker 2: you not on that show?

1180
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's funny because I did do that festival last year,

1181
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 5: so I'll do it again.

1182
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't do it. I didn't even know about

1183
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 2: that show.

1184
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:25,439
Speaker 5: So now that I've heard that, I would say, yeah,

1185
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 5: it would have.

1186
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 8: Been a fun one to do.

1187
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 2: It was really fun. It was fun. It was fun.

1188
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 2: This year, I'll do it. I'll do it next year. Yeah,

1189
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 2: maybe I'll do it too.

1190
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 5: You're always two weeks from a fest in the comedy.

1191
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 2: YEA early on you, it was like DJ Spumonty or something.

1192
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 2: He wasn't calling him. What were you calling Dragon Boys? Right?

1193
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 5: The first time I ever did it, I didn't know

1194
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 5: what the name was.

1195
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 8: And it was I was.

1196
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 2: You were I was? I was no, I was Automatic Flavor,

1197
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 2: the backup dancer, and we were at the velvet room

1198
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 2: and my I mean, this was Howard being nice and

1199
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 2: he's like, it's funny when you dance. But it was distracting,

1200
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 2: I think to people listening to his lyrics because I'm

1201
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 2: flopping around sweating. Oh thank you well one time one

1202
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 2: of my Oh wow, that started her love affair with me.

1203
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think she cares for me at all.

1204
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 1: Did you? Guys were like matching.

1205
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 2: Kind of But I did you know I broke my arm?

1206
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 2: You broke your arm in that show? Yeah. I was

1207
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 2: doing the diving worm and it's.

1208
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 8: Okay, you hurt yourself. I didn't know you broke.

1209
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 2: I did something weird and I was doing the diving

1210
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 2: worm and my legs hit the wall. I didn't realize

1211
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 2: how close I was to the wall, so I basically

1212
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 2: jumped in the air and did kind of a plank

1213
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 2: against the wall and landed on my arm. And it

1214
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 2: hurt at the time, but then it kept hurting for weeks,

1215
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 2: and then it started to get swollen and I went

1216
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 2: to the doctor and they're like, you have a broken arm.

1217
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 2: You've had a broken arm for a month. Weren't you

1218
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 2: in a lot of pain? I was like, no, not really,

1219
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 2: and then the yeah, yeah. The doctor just looked at

1220
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 2: me and he said, God, I admire you.

1221
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 1: Yeah that really happen.

1222
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 2: It all did, except for the doctor admiring me, just

1223
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 2: called me an idiot.

1224
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 8: I Well, I'll tell you.

1225
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 5: The great thing about you is that you will sacrifice

1226
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 5: your body for comedy.

1227
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 8: And I remember just.

1228
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 5: How much you just immediately just full on went for it.

1229
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 2: Well it's funny. I don't I kind of shy away

1230
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 2: from physical comedy. Now you're older, you should. Yeah, I

1231
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 2: guess that is it. That's back to me another reminder

1232
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 2: that I'm forty. Thank you. But it also just makes

1233
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 2: me think of Jerry Lewis, and you know I used

1234
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 2: to like him, but you know, I'm not much of

1235
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 2: a Jerry Lewis fan anymore.

1236
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: Do you think you're outgrow.

1237
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll still cross my eyes for a laugh. Though.

1238
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: I was really into the Garfield comics when I was twelve.

1239
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 1: They don't hold up mm hmm.

1240
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 2: I was into BC. There're two different schools. I don't

1241
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 2: understand those Garfield people. I was into BC and Dagwood

1242
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 2: bumpstead a billboard. Wow, look at that. It's a cool billboard.

1243
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 2: Are you guys doing the last comic standing? Did you

1244
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 2: go out for that? It's going on apparently? Yeah, it's real.

1245
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 2: It's uh, it's real vague, but I went in and auditioned.

1246
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 2: I had a good time at the Hollywood improvisation. Yes,

1247
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 2: it was quite fun. It's less pressure now. There isn't

1248
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 2: cameras swooping around. They're just like, just do comedy, no pressure,

1249
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 2: Who cares anymore? That's kind of the way there, and

1250
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 2: so it was really fun. Who cares? Who sees what happens?

1251
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll be on a billboard someday. Guys. Then now's

1252
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 2: Now's where you're like, Yeah, I think you will be.

1253
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 5: Well.

1254
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if you could be the next elizas Flessender.

1255
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 2: I don't think, mainly because I'm able to pronounce my

1256
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 2: own name, I cannot pronounce her name. Try it, Eliza

1257
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 2: Shack Here, I can do it, Eliza Here we go,

1258
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 2: third times to charm Eliza's who there we go. I

1259
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 2: finally nailed it. Your name. Well, we're gonna pull up

1260
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 2: to power violence soon, right, isn't it coming up.

1261
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 5: Whoa man, I've used up all my comedy here.

1262
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:52,479
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you'll think of something else. You want

1263
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 2: just to just be taken to the nearest snapping spot.

1264
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do the show too. Oh you are I

1265
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 2: forced my way onto it. Oh cool, I'm not going

1266
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 2: to bump you. I will just Oh, I guess we

1267
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 2: got to ride home together?

1268
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 8: Doesn't matter.

1269
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we You're in safe hands. This is fine.

1270
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 2: I like driving around talking. Isn't it fun? Is it

1271
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 2: weird at all that you're just talking to the back

1272
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:18,920
Speaker 2: of our heads. No?

1273
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 5: I often think, like in the car, like, oh, is

1274
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 5: a waste of time? It could be podcasting right now.

1275
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 2: That's how we came up with the idea. Actually, Karen

1276
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 2: came up with it single handedly. What's twelve Monkeys? That's

1277
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:36,959
Speaker 2: a TV show based on the popular movie. But yeah,

1278
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 2: but unfortunately it's on the sci fi network Tactics. Oh well,

1279
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 2: fortunate for you. That was when sci Fi was a

1280
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 2: better network because it wasn't spelled funny, it was actually

1281
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 2: spelled correctly, right, Karen, what's up? Do you have any

1282
01:02:56,120 --> 01:03:01,959
Speaker 2: thoughts on it? Like when I I.

1283
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 1: Was listening to Mark Maren's what the fuck.

1284
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 2: Dub dub dubbed the fuck. But I uh yeah, I

1285
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 2: uh you were terrific on scare tactics. Hey, dikes, there

1286
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 2: was there was a SPECIs that was a lot of

1287
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 2: bumps right there. That's what you get. What do you

1288
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 2: need a ride? You get? Oh? God, the la They

1289
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 2: really need to spackle those bumps. That time where you

1290
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 2: were like putting on lipstick and you were you scared

1291
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 2: the hell out of some guy. It felt bad for him. Yeah,

1292
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 2: that was good. That was called toilet Full of Scary.

1293
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 2: It's on YouTube, really, toilet full of Scary.

1294
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, what were you doing with lipstick?

1295
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 2: Well, basically it was a thing where.

1296
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 5: I played a guy who was a homeowner who called

1297
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 5: the plumber h oh, and then the plumber was one

1298
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 5: of our guys too, but the guy working for the

1299
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 5: plumber was like the victim.

1300
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 2: Oh, like his helper, Yeah, his helper.

1301
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,960
Speaker 5: So they come in to do my house and I'm

1302
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 5: just kind of weird and despondent and I'm sitting out

1303
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 5: in the front room and they go, where does the

1304
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,000
Speaker 5: bathroom And I'm like it's in the back.

1305
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 2: Then, oh, I think this guy's doing one of those things,

1306
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 2: one of the slow cross the street things.

1307
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 8: Yeah he wants to get hit.

1308
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:24,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, deserves it with those capri pants.

1309
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 1: It was a cool satchel Oh look skateboarding.

1310
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 2: Oh that guy's doing at old school.

1311
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 5: But then uh so, yeah, anyway, they come in and

1312
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 5: I'm weird. And then the plumber says to the kid

1313
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 5: like once they get back by the bathroom, like, wow,

1314
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 5: that guy's weird. What's going on with him? I don't know?

1315
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 5: And then they the plumber says to the kid, hey,

1316
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 5: check behind the shower to see if the see if

1317
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:53,760
Speaker 5: the faucet's dripping, And the kid opens up the shower

1318
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 5: curtain and the bathtubs filled with blood a dead body,

1319
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:03,440
Speaker 5: real life maggots crawling on the body.

1320
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 2: And they see it.

1321
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,200
Speaker 5: They freak out and then they go, we gotta get

1322
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 5: the hell out of here. And then as soon as

1323
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 5: they run out of the bathroom back into like that,

1324
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 5: there's a big back.

1325
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 8: Bedroom right there.

1326
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 5: I am in the bedroom blocking their way out, wearing

1327
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:21,920
Speaker 5: a dress.

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Speaker 2: Putting on lipstick, putting.

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Speaker 8: On lipstick, and I got a weird wig on.

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Speaker 2: And it is scary, even though you're in on it

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Speaker 2: as the viewer, it's so scary, scary, scary how how

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Speaker 2: important was it, like it would be for me at

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Speaker 2: the end of that How important was it for you

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Speaker 2: to talk to that guy and say, hey, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: it's all a big joke. I hope you're not, because

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Speaker 2: he was legitimately scared shitles.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, no, they were. It was important.

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Speaker 5: We would do that with all of them, but some

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Speaker 5: of them, even after it was over, we're like, they

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Speaker 5: just kind of didn't want to look at you or

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Speaker 5: be around you.

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Speaker 8: Because you freaked them out so bad.

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Speaker 5: You kind of put them in a fight or flight

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Speaker 5: death situation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because they just made a high pitched lady shriek.

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Speaker 5: And some of them would be high too, because it

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Speaker 5: would just be like some kid who like smokes weed anyway,

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Speaker 5: so he's like, fuck it, I'm going to help a plumber,

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Speaker 5: Like I'll just like smoke out and then go do

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Speaker 5: this job.

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Speaker 2: And then he's so paranoid and freaking out. Yeah. There

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Speaker 2: was a girl.

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Speaker 5: We did one where it was a girl helping out

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Speaker 5: at a party being catered at a house and then

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Speaker 5: she goes into the room where the meat is supposed

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Speaker 5: to be and there's a guy tied up getting hacked.

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Speaker 2: That oh my god, and she was high.

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Speaker 5: I could tell by her eyes, and she was just

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Speaker 5: so bought into it and so petrified that even after

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Speaker 5: it was over, she just couldn't look at me.

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Speaker 2: How did they get people to sign like you just

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Speaker 2: made it full of yourself, screaming and freaking out.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I go because they go, hey, you were great,

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, you were so great. But they tell

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Speaker 5: them how great they were, and then they go, hey,

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Speaker 5: do you have a friend you want to set up? Oh,

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Speaker 5: they immediately get you onto setting somebody else up.

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Speaker 2: And that was part of the episode. Who do you

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Speaker 2: want to set up?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh, and they get they just they quit. They forget

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Speaker 2: that they were so scared, and they just get excited

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Speaker 2: about scaring their step mom.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great.

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Speaker 5: They some of them probably not. I don't know if

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Speaker 5: they get like for the for the jobs that it

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Speaker 5: would always be like they might it would be like

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Speaker 5: fifty bucks an hour, if you know, to help this

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Speaker 5: plumber for two hours.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a temp plumber of course. Yeah, oh man,

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Speaker 2: that was what. Yeah. You gotta watch those on YouTube

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Speaker 2: and also watch Austin Stories. Yeah, the first season, it's

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Speaker 2: all on YouTube. YouTube. Right. We're here at power Violence

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Speaker 2: at the straight Jacket theater.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, should we talk about your set for one second? Howard?

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Speaker 1: I know you're going to freelance it. Yeah, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: freestyle it.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to talk about technology.

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Speaker 2: It affects me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I'm going to talk about because.

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Speaker 2: You, like Vanilla Ice are amish?

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Speaker 5: What is that? What are you saying about? Why are

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01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:12,200
Speaker 5: you saying that?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I was just calling back to before

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Speaker 2: when there's a.

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Speaker 1: Series that she did on the Learning Channel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he becomes amish, he lives with Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: great idea, great television. So you're going to talk about technology. Boom,

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Speaker 2: that's the opening culture.

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Speaker 5: I want to talk about youth culture and technology.

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Speaker 2: Do you do letters anymore? This one's a telegram? Dear

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Speaker 2: Brittany's beers stop. I don't know if that's.

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Speaker 5: I don't do those much anymore, but I should bring

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Speaker 5: him back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they were great, they were great, And well you're great,

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01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,400
Speaker 2: and I'm sorry that we're all exhausted. But I did

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01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 2: something a little prank on Karen where the exhaust pipe,

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01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 2: I actually have a hose coming into the car, so

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Speaker 2: we'll we're all experiencing is some carbon monoxide poisoning.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's been This has been a great last last night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it has been a great last podcast for all

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Speaker 2: of us. You're terrific, Howard, thank you my friend. Let's

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Speaker 2: hang out more.

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01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I'm seriously down for that.

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Speaker 2: Karen, you're my friend. Lets us hang out more? No? Thanks? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Well did they only see each other for this? No,

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01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,760
Speaker 2: we'll be in. We're gonna follow you in. We just

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Speaker 2: might stop recording because this concludes this episode of do

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Speaker 2: you need to write? Oh? I think? Thank you for

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Speaker 2: being a guest upon it. Yea. And for those listening, uh.

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Speaker 8: Oh, can I tell them?

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Speaker 5: Listen to Who Charted It's It comes out Wednesdays and

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01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 5: Fridays on Earwolf. And check me out on Twitter Howard

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01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 5: Kramer dot com k R E M E R and

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01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:55,840
Speaker 5: on Instagram Howard Kramer and Howard Kramer dot com. And

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Speaker 5: go to indiegoogo dot com to help with the video

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Speaker 5: with plants Bangs.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and you can.

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Speaker 5: Buy Austin Stories DVD at Howard Creamer dot com.

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01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 2: I'm interested in that.

1432
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:10,880
Speaker 5: And you can buy any one of my six music

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01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:15,479
Speaker 5: albums on band Camp or iTunes like Master Pheromonies like

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01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:19,240
Speaker 5: Master peremonies or something newer or something newer, and there's

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Speaker 5: new ones coming out.

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Speaker 8: And I have no stand up problems even though I've

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01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:23,760
Speaker 8: been doing it.

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01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,639
Speaker 2: That's okay, everyone's doing that bullshit.

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01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,559
Speaker 5: There are a bunch of this is like, there's probably

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01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:31,080
Speaker 5: been more stand up albums in the last two years

1441
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:32,360
Speaker 5: than in the history of stand up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone I know has an album out Yeah on

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Speaker 2: Vinyl The Media of the Future Vinyl. Thank you for

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01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:45,120
Speaker 2: listening to this digital broadcast of Do You Need a

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Speaker 2: Ride that concludes this episode you've been listening to Do

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Speaker 2: You Need a Ride? D Y N R.

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Speaker 1: I you want way, mad you do way.

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Speaker 3: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage

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Speaker 3: you claim. Give us time and a germanol and gay.

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Speaker 4: We want to send you off INSTI. We want to

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Speaker 4: welcome you back home.

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared.

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Speaker 2: He was it fine? Melbourn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need With Karen and Cress