Speaker 1: Second date of date. I think a great first date
Speaker 1: should be a little romantic, Okay, little adventurous. Oh that's fun,
Speaker 1: little damp. Oh gods by damp, I mean drinks. Nobody
Speaker 1: says that. Wouldn't that be a good name for a
Speaker 1: bar though, damp damp it? Actually I would go, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a trendy bar, and it's like it's eighteen and under. Yeah.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners hung out at a bar like
Speaker 1: that for her first encounter with a mysterious gentleman. So
Speaker 1: let's talk to her. Welcome to the show. Lisa. Hey, guys, Lisa,
Speaker 1: on a scale of one to damp, how good was
Speaker 1: your first date? Lady doesn't. I don't think that's what
Speaker 1: he meant, but maybe I don't know. Lisa. I apologize.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say that. Okay, new question. What was
Speaker 1: the name of the guy that you were with? Let's
Speaker 1: start there, same is damp. I'm Alex. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: grab me a napkin, will you? Lisa? I like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: how did you meet Alex? So we met on a
Speaker 1: dating app? Okay, I'm kind of new on that, but
Speaker 1: I seem to really have hit it off, like you
Speaker 1: get a lot of matches. Is that what you mean?
Speaker 1: Like you, Oh you're beautiful. Yeah, Oh you're a woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's wonderful. Not even a real woman. You can be
Speaker 1: a bot still. I just say, even Ashton, our technical
Speaker 1: director who's running the board, just did dull with his hair.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let you know. The whole room is
Speaker 1: with you, Lisa. So why did you choose him? Why
Speaker 1: did you choose Alex to go out with? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I know a lot of people don't like shirtless picks,
Speaker 1: but honestly, I was so hot for it. I was
Speaker 1: I was like, that is exactly what I'm looking for.
Speaker 1: I mean, he just okay, so recap, hot girl likes
Speaker 1: hot guys. Yes, yes, And then and then you're shocked
Speaker 1: when he's still see you. I'm guessing, like, what do
Speaker 1: you end up doing for your date with Alex? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he ended up asking me he doesn't do this
Speaker 1: a lot, but he wanted to surprise me on a date,
Speaker 1: like kind of put it together. And I was a
Speaker 1: little nervous just because I watched a lot of ID
Speaker 1: you know, um wait, why were you nervous? Because you
Speaker 1: watch what? I watched a lot of id discovery, like
Speaker 1: you know, all the like crime shows basically, yeah, and
Speaker 1: a guy plan a guy planning a date is usually
Speaker 1: how people get killed. The surprise, well, not knowing what
Speaker 1: to do. It was, yeah, when a guy's like, hey
Speaker 1: I got a surprise, Okay, especially a guy, a guy
Speaker 1: you don't know. Yeah, but I took the necessary precautions,
Speaker 1: you know, let my roommate have my location on you know.
Speaker 1: I felt I felt confident, I felt good. Okay, So wait,
Speaker 1: what was it like when you guys met there? What
Speaker 1: was a surprise? Okay, So we went to this bar
Speaker 1: and we're we was there for a good hour and
Speaker 1: a half, just chatting it up. And I kind of
Speaker 1: was like, what's the surprise, you know, because I just
Speaker 1: it seemed like a typical kind of dat. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: he looked at his watch and he's like, ten more minutes,
Speaker 1: more minutes, Like the pill says it's supposed to kick
Speaker 1: in within twenty So what happened in ten minutes? What
Speaker 1: was going through your head? I'm like kind of looking
Speaker 1: for the exit. No, I'm kidding, I'm sorry. It felt
Speaker 1: like a good hour, but it really was only probably
Speaker 1: like seven. And he's like okay, we'll ready follow me.
Speaker 1: And he grabbed my hands and I get off the
Speaker 1: stool and we go towards the bathroom and I'm like, uh,
Speaker 1: right about the pill and knocked you're going. He knocks
Speaker 1: on the back room door, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: the whole wall seems to kind of push in, and
Speaker 1: it's just like elegant, elaborate poker game. It's like a
Speaker 1: bathroom fancy poker. Yeah. I just wanted to that's so cool,
Speaker 1: that's pretty fun. I felt so important at that time.
Speaker 1: I was just like, whoa, that's cool. So did you
Speaker 1: guys sit down and like play poker? Well he did.
Speaker 1: I don't really know how to play poker, okay, so
Speaker 1: you had to just stand there. Well there was okay,
Speaker 1: so there was so many people there, and I mean,
Speaker 1: like I said, I kind of was swept off my seat.
Speaker 1: I was super impressed. So I was just like kind
Speaker 1: of just in awe of everything. So it didn't feel
Speaker 1: like I was just standing there, okay, until it got
Speaker 1: like two hours in and then they're like, okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna speak a five minute break. Oh wow. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: but he was still playing and I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't want to ruin whatever. But it was this part
Speaker 1: of like what's going to happen next, you know, and
Speaker 1: he was just like, well, I'm kind of doing great,
Speaker 1: so total one eighty. It's one thing to play for
Speaker 1: like twenty thirty minutes and then go about two hours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not playing if you're in the game. But yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's rich now because you're kind of just his
Speaker 1: arm candy. But is that a bad thing? And but
Speaker 1: the fact that he was like I'm going to go back,
Speaker 1: I just was like, how about we meet up after them,
Speaker 1: you know, because I kind of yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean everyone was focused on the game. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: just kind of was like, okay, So I ended up
Speaker 1: getting an uber and I was like, call me, you know,
Speaker 1: when you're you're done, and he never called me really yeah,
Speaker 1: So then well I called him the next day to
Speaker 1: just check in with him. Nothing. That's all what happened
Speaker 1: at the beginning with the shirtless picks. You. So, what
Speaker 1: do you think went wrong? Okay? I again, I don't
Speaker 1: want to like sound like I'm bragging or anything, but
Speaker 1: I always get a call back. Yeah, and like I'm
Speaker 1: very confused. I mean, was I not interesting enough for him.
Speaker 1: I think you weren't born enough for him. He just
Speaker 1: wanted someone to stand behind him the entire time and
Speaker 1: not talk. Yeah. Well this is where you guys come in,
Speaker 1: because I'm honestly, I'm thrown. I don't know what to
Speaker 1: do because, guys, I'm really digging him. Okay, you're only
Speaker 1: digging in because he's ignoring you. You know, let's play
Speaker 1: a song while we do that, you can text us
Speaker 1: a picture of his shirtless profile picture. We're working. It'll
Speaker 1: help us, it'll help us for the second I think
Speaker 1: I need to see it. We need to review it,
Speaker 1: and then when we come back fully armed and well
Speaker 1: prepared to do your second date update. Okay, okay, it
Speaker 1: doesn't get much hotter than this for a first date.
Speaker 1: A guy with a six pack, a secret backroom poker
Speaker 1: game in two straight hours of standing around, that's what
Speaker 1: Lisa did on her surprised. Oh boy, that's what the
Speaker 1: surprise was. Watching me play cards, Surprise. There's so much
Speaker 1: standing around. I almost had to sit down. They had
Speaker 1: to take a break halfway through the game because they
Speaker 1: weren't finished, and that's when Lisa decided she didn't want
Speaker 1: to hang around any longer to see the end of it.
Speaker 1: So she just took an uber home and was hoping
Speaker 1: that she would get a call back from Alex afterwards.
Speaker 1: So far nothing, So we're going to go ahead and
Speaker 1: call for her and Lisa, would you mind just waiting
Speaker 1: on hold for two hours while we try to get
Speaker 1: him on the line. You can stand if you want.
Speaker 1: Guy's Honestly, this entire time, my hands had been clammy,
Speaker 1: like I really want to know what's up. You know
Speaker 1: this this this guy may just have a really fragile ego, right,
Speaker 1: Like he's obviously bringing you to a poker game to
Speaker 1: show off that he has enough money to you know,
Speaker 1: lay down at a poker table and it's all fancy
Speaker 1: with fancy people, and then you don't stick around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're saying that it's her fault, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know that I would have stayed. That's really
Speaker 1: I yes, I really like as long as you know
Speaker 1: that's what you're getting into, all right, it'll be healthy. Okay,
Speaker 1: miss claim hands you hold on. I'm gonna phone number
Speaker 1: right now. You ready, Okay, I'm ready? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh hello, Hey, I'm looking for Alex. This is Alex Alex.
Speaker 1: My name's jeff from the morning radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. From what a radio show it's
Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. All Right, why
Speaker 1: are you calling me? Nice to meet you too, Um, sorry,
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. Yeah. So we're calling you because
Speaker 1: we'll do a segment on our show called a second
Speaker 1: Date Update. That's where we help our listeners get in
Speaker 1: touch with people that they went out with after they're
Speaker 1: not getting a call back. Oh okay, that's okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not interested. Well that's good point. Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 1: Is totally a good point. Want you to be in.
Speaker 1: We're getting the vibe that you might not be interested.
Speaker 1: But the girl that you went out with doesn't understand why.
Speaker 1: Her name's Lisa. Oh do you remember Lisa, super hot Lisa.
Speaker 1: The wait, So Lisa called you and told you about
Speaker 1: our date. Yeah, she emailed us because she's really confused.
Speaker 1: After spending a whole night with you, having a great time,
Speaker 1: you've completely ghosted her after the poker night. Okay, if
Speaker 1: the laughing about that, what do you want from me?
Speaker 1: Then she just wants to know why, Like what, because
Speaker 1: she said she called you the next day, and you
Speaker 1: haven't gotten in touch with her at all. I mean
Speaker 1: I suppose i'd i'd call her if I wanted to
Speaker 1: call her, right, Yeah, Yeah, she's figuring it out that
Speaker 1: you're probably not interesting. But why, I mean, if you
Speaker 1: don't want to date her again, that's totally fine, Like
Speaker 1: that's your decision, but she could use a little bit
Speaker 1: of closure. The short answer is that I don't really
Speaker 1: have time to be dating. I got a lot going
Speaker 1: on in my life and I don't really have time
Speaker 1: to back. So then why are you on a dating app? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You took her on a date. All right. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be a one hundred right now. So I'm really good
Speaker 1: at poker, Okay. I've been about ten twelve hours a
Speaker 1: day playing poker. It's pretty much my life. Okay, So
Speaker 1: what does that have to do with Lisa? All right?
Speaker 1: If you really want to Okay, so this is like
Speaker 1: an experiment for me, an experiment. Yeah, uh okay, So Lisa,
Speaker 1: I don't you should know? Lisa's really hot. Yeah, Lisa
Speaker 1: is a very very very beautiful, charming, charismatic woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and apparently you're a very very beautiful man. Yeah, In fact,
Speaker 1: Lisa sent us a picture of your from your dating profile,
Speaker 1: and I would have to agree. Yeah, well, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'd take care of myself. Yeah, thank you, sir. You're
Speaker 1: taking care a lot of would people. Okay, so she's pretty,
Speaker 1: she's nice. What's the problem. I don't there is no problem.
Speaker 1: Everything went perfectly. Look, she is so beautiful that she's
Speaker 1: a bit of a distraction to the other players. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Okay, are you saying that you like? Wait,
Speaker 1: what are you saying? What is going on? I think
Speaker 1: I know, but I want you to say too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw this in the James Bond movie one time,
Speaker 1: and it worked. That's true. Is beautiful woman that is
Speaker 1: a distraction to the other players. And I'm telling you
Speaker 1: it works like a charm. And I cleaned up that night.
Speaker 1: Are you strunger along just so that you could win
Speaker 1: more money? Yeah? I mean that's a pretty big deal.
Speaker 1: I want a lot of money. I don't understand, though,
Speaker 1: if she if she was this successful for you, if
Speaker 1: she distracted the other players that much, wouldn't you want
Speaker 1: to have her back for your next poker night? Wouldn't
Speaker 1: you want to use her again? Yeah? I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: but she left, so I figured that was the end
Speaker 1: of it. Any defense feeling like that is just really
Speaker 1: going to hurt her. Well, I mean she may have
Speaker 1: left that night, but he's come back now. Yeah. What
Speaker 1: I mean by that is she's on the phone right
Speaker 1: now and wants to talk to you. It wasn't some
Speaker 1: weird analogy. No, she's physically on the on the line.
Speaker 1: It's been the whole time. Yeah, and she wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you right now. Sorry, So what exactly is
Speaker 1: happening here? Is our surprise for you? Lisa? Ali? I
Speaker 1: thought me, I thought this week? Oh no, oh are
Speaker 1: you crying happy tears right now? Because he called you hot?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Man? You're not in tune? Oh? It
Speaker 1: was something else. Yeah, I do like you. Oh, don't
Speaker 1: do that. How could you use someone like like? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that I had a blast like. I mean,
Speaker 1: we were talking the entire two weekscept leading up to
Speaker 1: this date. You seem so genuine and you seem so
Speaker 1: different than everybody else. Okay, Look, I mean I am genuine.
Speaker 1: I didn't lie about anything we talked about. I just don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just not interested in that kind of relationship using
Speaker 1: you just set that to them, you guy, You just
Speaker 1: this was an experiment, Like how could you see the
Speaker 1: prison if you used as an experiment. I don't like
Speaker 1: when people cry because it makes me want to start crying.
Speaker 1: I mean, it sucks it really Like you gotta understand
Speaker 1: where she's coming from. Yeah, I mean, I don't look,
Speaker 1: I never I don't want to hurt your feelings. And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't think that you would take it
Speaker 1: this back everything, I mean, Alex was everything. Fag Like,
Speaker 1: we didn't have a connection at all? Are you are?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're telling me? We had a connection.
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't. I wasn't going to bring somebody
Speaker 1: along that annoys out of me. Wow, what a compliment
Speaker 1: this guy, didn't This guy? Yeah, I think that has
Speaker 1: a bright side to it. I don't know, man, she
Speaker 1: may have actually been more into it if you were
Speaker 1: just up front we're like, hey, I want to try this, Like,
Speaker 1: why don't you go around try and distract some the
Speaker 1: other guys. She may have actually wanted to help you.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Lisa? Give you what? It told
Speaker 1: me that way earlier, it would have been a hot game.
Speaker 1: I think I would have been down for it. But no,
Speaker 1: no wonder why you're still single and nothing has worked
Speaker 1: out for you. Okay, I mean I'm still single because
Speaker 1: I choose to be. So you can formulate whatever story
Speaker 1: you want. I think if you saw the kind of
Speaker 1: money that was involved, you might reconsider. But that's all right.
Speaker 1: There are other hot girls around. Yeah, well, good thing
Speaker 1: I got other phone numbers from that game, so both
Speaker 1: hot people fight. You know, Lisa, you got other guys numbers.
Speaker 1: Of course I wasn't going to say that at the beginning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah. I mean she was being ignored for
Speaker 1: two hours on her date, like you, Yeah, just have
Speaker 1: a different poker guy. Now, I guess, all right, Well
Speaker 1: have all with those losers because I took all their money. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: well clearly you're the only loser here, missing out on
Speaker 1: a real connection and using somebody. Irma comes back around
Speaker 1: to say, you know, all right, well I'll cry at
Speaker 1: the bank, not on the radio, broach. Yeah, hot girls
Speaker 1: don't always deserve it. Okay, So I got your buddy,
Speaker 1: be honest with people. I'm supposed to offer to send
Speaker 1: you guys out on another data. I don't see many
Speaker 1: red flags, I think Lisa should go for it. I
Speaker 1: don't know right now. I'm just shocked. I'm just so shocked.
Speaker 1: I'm a little worried that you said I don't know,
Speaker 1: and not just no money. It is now a good
Speaker 1: time to say I'm okay being used, Alex. There's a
Speaker 1: bunch of people in this room that don't mind being
Speaker 1: lied to and being objectified. So yeah, I don't. I
Speaker 1: have nothing to do this weekend. If you need another
Speaker 1: piece of eye candy, take me some picks and I'll
Speaker 1: review them. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Okay. Well, apparently,
Speaker 1: according to the text board, I shouldn't tell women not
Speaker 1: to cry so much. Yeah, bro I'm gonna go According
Speaker 1: to fifty percent of the population, Well yeah, okay, lord,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it like that, it did. She seems
Speaker 1: so devastated after the fact that she kept saying that
Speaker 1: he used her. He did, but not in like bring
Speaker 1: you to tears, like I'm a broken person type boy,
Speaker 1: Like they never hooked up. She got free drinks and
Speaker 1: got to watch like a back room poker game for
Speaker 1: two hours. It doesn't feel like should cry that much
Speaker 1: about this is a woman who has never been ghosted
Speaker 1: in her life. She had never even not had someone
Speaker 1: call her back ever. Right, so she's coming from a
Speaker 1: very raw place. Okay, this is her first experience with rejection.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. The hot women do have it
Speaker 1: very hard. Yes, I'm sorry. Okay, Well now I feel
Speaker 1: bad for all the hot ladies. Yes, ladies, if you
Speaker 1: are hot, I am so so sorry. All the time
Speaker 1: they have feelings to jeff do. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know from personal experience, but I haven't heard of that. Well,
Speaker 1: because of what transpired, you'll take the blame, I guess,
Speaker 1: just knows. I thought you guys would come to my defense.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe, But I guess it's my fault that
Speaker 1: we couldn't get them a second date. Got to sacrifice
Speaker 1: somebody exactly. But email the show if you ever want
Speaker 1: to get a second date update. Unless you're too hot,
Speaker 1: then I'll probably just ruin it for you. But we'll
Speaker 1: try and call the person who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,