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Speaker 1: how would you classify Anthony Richardson's agent meeting with Colts

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Speaker 1: one of the epic bus in recent NFL history. So

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Speaker 1: his agent, Derek Jackson. Derek Jackson met in person last

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Speaker 1: The report says that the trade was not quote requested,

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Speaker 1: should be you know, you got to get him back, right,

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Speaker 1: somebody spits on you.

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Speaker 2: That's I got.

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Speaker 6: Excited and I forgot. Yeah, he spit on him, are you?

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Speaker 6: And he pissed his nipple with the visor and just

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Speaker 6: just started bleeding like a fuck pig.

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Speaker 1: As Wow, that's great. That's a wonderful story. That's really uplifting,

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Speaker 1: right right, What about when you were anything in any

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Speaker 1: jail stories of spitting anything happened in the in the

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Speaker 1: in the pen there, Oh, but there wasn't.

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Speaker 6: Dudes that used to buy like eminems from the canteen

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Speaker 6: is what they called it, and then he would he

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Speaker 6: would turn his T shirt into G string and he

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Speaker 6: would put lipstick on with the peanut eminem. That was

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Speaker 6: pretty weird.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's uh, that's around.

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Speaker 6: You would dance throb it back. Well, then they just

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Speaker 6: couldn't make and he couldn't order pean at eminems anymore.

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Speaker 1: They took those away. Understandable. I don't melt. They won't

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Speaker 1: melt in your mouth, but apparently in your lips they

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Speaker 1: will absolutely melt.

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Speaker 6: I guess if you're into that kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: I was saying, okay, all right, well yes, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you know performance you got to clarify that. Yeah, well whatever, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got you. All right, Well, very good screaming. You're

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Speaker 1: a big star. What what what what?

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Speaker 6: I can't thank you guys enough for all the time.

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Speaker 6: It's an honor, so fun.

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Speaker 1: It's all right, well, well, thank you and we'll move on.

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Speaker 1: But there is a great screaming Steve a big fan

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Speaker 1: of the show. We love him. One of the new characters.

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Speaker 1: To call him the show. He's very exciting. Let's keep

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Speaker 1: it going on the phones. We'll say hello to Poppy

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Speaker 1: and Sunday. I go, hello, Poppy, welcome.

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Speaker 6: You're excited.

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Speaker 2: And we're until we're going to get the lepreun right,

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Speaker 2: Oh are.

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Speaker 1: You going against? All right? Hold on, say lets see

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Speaker 1: you get him on Mike, Mike the Leprecaun. Are you there,

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Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun. Mike the Leprecaun, he punched him up here?

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Speaker 2: Whole of the duck?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you picking games against Poppy? Is that accurate?

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Speaker 2: The duck is?

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Speaker 1: Oh? The duck is because okay, So okay, by the.

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Speaker 6: Way, I have a ke gript.

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Speaker 2: I have a VI script for marself.

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Speaker 1: Okay, congratulations, I'll give you, give you, I'll give you

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Speaker 1: a puffy a little puffy sticker. Congratulations. Okay, well this

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Speaker 1: is going to be a great pick. So we have

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Speaker 1: Poppy picking against a fake rubber chicken. And uh, let's see.

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Speaker 1: How how are we going to know which team the

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Speaker 1: chicken likes?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 1: What do we what are we going to do?

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Speaker 2: I will chickens?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's do three well, boy, we'll do

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Speaker 1: three games. What's that Poppy.

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Speaker 3: Game?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: What is going on here? Are Poppy? Are you there? Poppy?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm here?

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Speaker 2: Can you hear me?

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Speaker 1: No? Not really? Which is good? All right? Well, he

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Speaker 1: has requested the Patriot Raider game. That is the request

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Speaker 1: from Michael LEPRECN, so we will we will start with

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Speaker 1: that game, gentlemen. Here according to the find people over

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Speaker 1: there at Draft Kings Sports Book, I have the I

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Speaker 1: have the app right here. So I'm looking at the

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Speaker 1: updated point spread here for the game on Sunday, and

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Speaker 1: the Raiders and Patriots. Patriots now two and a half

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Speaker 1: point favorites. Poppy, who do you like quickly in that game? Poppy?

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Speaker 2: Hey, well on this game, you know, shout out to them?

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Speaker 1: Uh? You know.

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Speaker 6: First of all, I.

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Speaker 2: Want to say thanks to my mental bed Maun for

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Speaker 2: the pick. And we had a he was from New England,

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Speaker 2: Drake May. He's a quarterback by se him better than

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Speaker 2: the Raiders and the rest and feet for him and

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Speaker 2: the Mela militia, and I'm gonna go with the Patriots

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Speaker 2: minus one and a half for him.

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Speaker 1: All right. So Poppy's sucking up to Boston picking the Patriots.

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Speaker 1: What about the rubber Chicken. Let's go to the rubber

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Speaker 1: chick in here. This will be.

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Speaker 3: Fun, Robert, Poppy needs to get to the point quicker anyway,

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Speaker 3: that's true, Yes, easily, easily about two point five and

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Speaker 3: be over unders.

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Speaker 6: I believe it's forty two.

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Speaker 1: All right, no, shut up, that's it's forty four and

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Speaker 1: a half on draftings. Okay, so you guys agree both

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Speaker 1: taking the Patriots. Very good. What's next? What's the next game?

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Speaker 1: Let's do you guys, I'm not gonna wait for you.

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Speaker 1: Let's just do this. The Sunday night game the raven

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Speaker 1: the Ravens and the Bills Baltimore. It was a pick

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Speaker 1: on Baltimore and draftings one and a half point favorite poppy,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, Well look.

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Speaker 2: There's gonna be a good game. And like, man, you

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Speaker 2: know what, I really love Josh Allen the MVT. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna have to stick with Josh Allen.

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Speaker 6: The MVP.

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Speaker 2: From last is a Buffalo Bill Bill Mafio.

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Speaker 1: Let's go okay, all right, Bill's Mafia. Quite the handicapping there.

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Speaker 1: What about the rubber Chicken Baltimore Baltimore? Okay, so you

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Speaker 1: disagree on that game? All right? You disagree to swim?

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Speaker 2: They know how to swim.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna walk out

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Speaker 1: have a smoke here. Oh my god. All right, well

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Speaker 1: last one. Are we going to do this every week? Well,

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Speaker 1: we'll see what probably not. Alright, here we go the

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Speaker 1: last game, Steelers and Jets, Pittsburgh a three point road

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Speaker 1: favorite against the Jets. This is Aaron Rodgers versus Justin Fields.

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Speaker 1: I'll let the chicken go first this time. Chicken. Who

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Speaker 1: you got quickly? Rubber chicken, rubber chicken, rubber chicken. Cool ones,

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear the chickens. Yes, you're just making this up.

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Speaker 1: But go ahead there, please, Poppy, hurry up. Who do

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Speaker 1: you like?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, look on this game. It's a revenge game.

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Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers going back to me. I'm gonna go out

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Speaker 2: with the revenge Aaron Rodgers and Mike Tomlin and the

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Speaker 2: give Dieseler.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it a revenge game for Justin Fields because he

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Speaker 1: played for the Steelers too, So.

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Speaker 2: Yes, a double revenge game.

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Speaker 1: Man, Sorry, you're right, oh, thank you? All right, Well, gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: the amazing segment of talk radio. That's why we're doing

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Speaker 1: overnights right there. Quality like that. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: That might have been the worst segment that we've ever

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Speaker 1: had show. It's my holy crap, that was bad. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna have big bangs lame jokes of the week. It's

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Speaker 1: is weed Man. There by the way, do we have

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Speaker 1: weed man as he on? Hold, No, he's not. Maybe

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Speaker 1: gonna get the weed Man lined up well, big bends,

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Speaker 1: lame jokes a week. He'll then complain that he doesn't

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Speaker 1: have enough time. But we'll get to that and we

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Speaker 1: will do it next.

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Speaker 1: who's there? Blame week, Blame week? Too. It's Big Ben's

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Speaker 1: Lame Joke of the Week. Now, let's do this. Here

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Speaker 1: we go Big Ben's Lame Jokes the Week, Everyone's favorite

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Speaker 2: Hey, dare I love you?

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Speaker 1: Now? We've been famous on this show for going during

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Speaker 1: a hurricane to a lifeguard tower and broadcasting live all night.

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Speaker 1: we can joke around about it. Very very funny. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's get to the jokes. Is are actual jokes. These

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Speaker 1: is Jalen Carter dressing up for this Halloween? I don't

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Speaker 1: from Noah in Austin. I'm Jalen Carter the Eagles There.

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Speaker 1: That's from Joe who sent that in. Thank you Joe.

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Speaker 1: What spirit animal should Lorena use to guide her on

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Speaker 1: the Ben Mallor Show. I don't know what.

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Speaker 3: Curio animal?

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Speaker 1: The mighty church mouse. That's from Lucky Tony. Why did

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Speaker 1: Mark the full name Guy cross the road?

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Speaker 6: Why?

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Speaker 1: Because it's justifiable? On the homicide that's from Kurt from Earth. See.

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Speaker 1: I know what you're doing, Kurt. I know what you're doing. Kurt.

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Speaker 1: You're you're trying to trigger Mark the full name Guy.

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Speaker 1: What did the Harmonica say about its hotel experience with

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Speaker 1: Mark the full Name Guy? What he blew me off

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Speaker 1: is what he was what he said. That's Kurt Kurt again.

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Speaker 1: What does Marcel and Brooklyn and the Titanic have in common?

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Speaker 1: What they're both old news and both are sinking ships.

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Speaker 1: That's when Michael Uppercoon big fan's name joke of the

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Speaker 1: You hear about this?

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Speaker 2: Who what happened?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well apparently they went three rounds and the waitress

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Speaker 1: one in. Why Why did blind Why did Blind Scott

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Speaker 1: Because Blair said he wanted to go sight seeing? That's

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Speaker 1: Eric in Kansas. We sent that one in. Who would

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Speaker 1: be the perfect soulmate for mouthwash? Mike?

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Speaker 6: Who?

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Speaker 1: Vanilla Vicki? Thirty five percent alcohol? That's from Chip in Maine.

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Speaker 1: Who sent that one in? Its Big Ben's lamb Jokes

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Speaker 1: of the Week? Page down. Let's see this one from

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Speaker 1: Surfer topic comedian here. CNN has changed their popular Labor

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Speaker 1: day slogan. No what Yeah, it's no longer you can't

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Speaker 1: Thank you Todd, appreciate that. What was us get to

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Speaker 1: your jokes? Weed Man? What was weed Man's nickname in

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Speaker 1: the Homeless Football League? What the high stepping hobo? And

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Speaker 1: it's Lucky Tony. Why doesn't weed Man ever get worked up?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 1: Because he's unemployed down. That's why Kurt from Nervis sent

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Speaker 1: it in. Why will weed Man hippie never visit the Netherlands?

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Speaker 1: Why he hates going Dutch? That's Eric in Kansas. Good joke, Eric,

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Speaker 1: If you're doing well, my man, my man, Eric, did

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Speaker 1: you hear weed Man is starting a new job next

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Speaker 1: week raising chickens on a farm near Miami.

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, Appelly, you're gonna be a chicken tender. So congratulations.

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Speaker 1: That's Tom in Indiana. What do Steve Baumer and anything

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Speaker 1: anyone who sends weed Man money have in common? What

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Speaker 1: being easily persuaded? That's from Eric again, and here we go,

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Speaker 1: last one, last one. What to washed up radio guy

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Speaker 1: Howard Stern and weed Man Hippie having common? What lots

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Speaker 1: of days off? Thank you weed Man? Talk to you

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Speaker 1: next week.