WEBVTT - "Pal Joey" Recap Season 2, Episode 15 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:24.760 Hello, he Lou helleu, he Lou good, Andrea Barber, Joe, 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:25.960 what are you, sweeten? 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:28.960 Oh that was an extended cut. 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:32.920 I like, I am awake, I am caffeinated. 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:34.199 Am proud. 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:36.040 Thank you. You know. 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:41.720 I have to say, Andrea, I've weirdly become more of 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:44.960 a morning person. I'm not now, don't get don't get crazy, 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:50.040 don't get crazy. I'm not like your version probably of 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:54.080 morning person. But I am definitely I've gotten myself in 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:59.560 a routine, like over the past I don't know, like 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:02.280 little for a month or so at getting up early, 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:07.560 like having a routine, drinking my water, getting my exercise. 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:13.120 Like, so I am. I have been inspired by you. Aby. 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:15.440 Your journey in middle age is well on. 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:16.039 It's great. 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:18.200 I'm like, oh, so this is right. I wake up 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:19.960 with the sun at seven in the morning. I'm like, 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:21.480 all right, well, let's do this now. 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:24.319 And I'm like, oh, time to do your Crossford puzzles 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:26.720 with your coffee and do your world I do. 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:29.560 I do word searches with my coffee. Actually, thank you 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.880 very much. They're like, it's a mindfulness word search. So 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:36.160 I'm looking for you know, words, Yeah, mindfulness. 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:37.399 Okay, Wow, that's a. 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:41.600 Good person, something to brag about on that on the podcast. 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:43.680 But you know what, I I just wanted to say 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:48.200 it because I found I found dare I say a 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:50.480 little bit of joy in the morning. But it's also 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:54.800 it's also because the sun is up earlier. I've decided 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:59.720 that whenever we turn the clocks back, I'm I'm going. 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:00.720 To have to fly south. 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:04.720 I don't know how much further south, somewhere towards the equator, 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:08.040 the equator, but I I I can't. I can't live 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:09.919 like this. I can't live with the with the four 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:13.040 thirty PM. I'm in heaven right now because it's like 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.560 it's p forty five and it's still light outside, and 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:18.080 I know it's only getting longer. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:21.760 So yeah, oh yeah, this is We're in the heyday, right, 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:23.480 We're in your head the days a day long. 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:24.919 I am, That's what I'm saying. I am. 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:29.360 I One am realizing that my seasonal effective disorder is 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.120 no joke, because all of a sudden spring came and 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:35.799 I'm back to life. And two, I am now a 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:39.000 migrating bird and I will have to leave several months 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:41.560 out of the year, so I disappear and I am suddenly 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:45.280 podcasting from some beach on a tropical location. 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:46.080 You'll know why. 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.840 It is just it's because I had to. I literally 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:51.680 had my depression was gonna win. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:54.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah for the winter. Yeah. 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:57.440 I'm a I am I'm I'm a snowbird. I'm an 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:00.440 I'm an early snowbird. I'm just leave that middle age 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:02.000 is hitting me and I'm like, you know what I 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:04.240 need to I need to travel away from the cold. 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:07.360 You need to migrate, yep, I do I do you 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:11.600 need to? Did you watch this eclipse that happened yesday? 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:15.880 You're one of the best part of it. At twelve 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.840 twenty four, I went, oh. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.760 The eclipse like it was over. But when it ended 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:22.760 at twelve. 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:27.840 Twenty two, Joey, you missed it by you don't know 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:28.320 what I. 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:31.280 Was for some reason two hours? How did you miss? Hey? 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:36.240 I know what I well what the sun was still out. 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:38.560 Here sort of Well, in your defense, it was not 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:41.680 as exciting in Los Angeles as it was everywhere. 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:44.080 It's not if you're not in the path of totality. 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.360 It's not as like, oh my gosh. You're like, oh, 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:49.360 it's all an eclipse, which is super cool, and my 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:52.840 little nerd brain thinks it's awesome. But yeah, we weren't 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:56.160 in the path of totality like Texas or whatever. We 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:58.520 were like, which would have been super cool to see. 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:05.880 Do you remember Tara Canvas's makeup artists, She and her 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:08.560 daughter and Jeffrey's daughter. 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:13.240 They she is a huge like star. 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:20.520 What would you say, constellation cosmology? Not constellation, constellations the 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:24.880 shaping of stars, but cosmology would be hold on, I'll 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:27.280 get really random here, but yeah, I don't like cosmology anyway. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:30.680 She likes the stars. So, but she has traveled to 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:34.520 go and see eclipses. And I was listening to some 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:38.359 story on like NPR or something with real nerd alert 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:39.000 be careful. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:41.680 But this this older. 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:45.400 Gentleman who has flown all over the world to see 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:48.680 nearly as like as many eclipses as he could get 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:52.240 to in his lifetime, like total eclipses. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.839 So I think it's very cool. But I missed it 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:55.320 by two. 0:04:55.279 --> 0:05:00.080 Minutes, so of course that's yeah, but you know, you 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:02.720 can't look at it. I probably stupidly would have been like, 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:04.480 oh what if you can still see ah? And then 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:06.599 that's it, and then you know, my eye. 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.159 I get a little resentful because they hype this thing up. 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:12.360 They're like, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity, once 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:15.120 in a lifetime solar eclipse. I'm like, well until next year, 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:17.320 Like what about the one six months ago? What about 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:19.240 the one in twenty seventeen. It's not once in a 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:21.960 lifetime if it happens every soul. 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:26.240 But you know, well, true, but I believe it was 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:31.760 the amount and of totality, was it not? And also 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:35.520 the fact that it was over a populated area, because 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:38.840 we have eclipses all the time, but they happen over 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:41.480 the North Pole or Antarctic or not probably that because 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:44.080 they wouldn't be that high up, but over the oceans 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:45.280 and stuff like that people. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.000 Don't get to see. But I think there was something 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.560 about this one that was well, yeah, I think because 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:51.240 it was a totally it was a total. 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:54.560 Eclipse for a lot of the eastern board of the 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:55.600 United States, So. 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:57.720 Right, right, and total eclipses are not. 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:00.640 We have a lot of partial eclipse, but we do 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.000 not have a lot of total eclipses. 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.160 We need to change the verbiage, then we need to 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.880 change the I am a person of words. 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:11.279 What do you want to change? Well, there's a lot 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:12.280 of time eclipse. 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:15.159 Yeah, total eclipse is potentially a once in a lifetime 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:15.839 than because. 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:17.160 We don't have personal eclipses. 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:19.320 So for the people in Texas and all the other 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:22.800 states that got total total, a total eclipse, but once 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:25.599 I don't for them, it wasn't for me. I'll see 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:28.760 another one some day or partial, maybe a total if 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:29.640 I travel some day. 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:31.279 But the part but what you're. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:32.840 What I feel like you're failing to understand is that 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:35.679 a partial and a total are different, and totals don't 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:36.799 happen all the time. 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:40.320 Okay, well in the once in a lifetime total eclipse, 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:42.360 well I think happens again in twenty two years, so 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:46.440 it's not once in a lifetime, but it's it's well 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:46.880 it is. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:50.480 Maybe if you're like ninety, I haven't gone out and 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:52.440 seen one yet, that is probably once in your. 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:53.600 Life, once in that lifetime. 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:56.000 Yes, yeah, yeah, it depends on how long a lifetime 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:56.480 we're talking. 0:06:56.640 --> 0:07:00.000 This is true, and with advances these days, we could 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.279 be seeing three four eclipses. 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.920 In a lifetime, all of the eclipses, all of them forever. 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:06.560 Swee. 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:09.000 I'm watching three body problem, which is why I'm also 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:11.320 like very into my little space brain. 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:13.440 This is this is the new our new segment. This 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.800 is Jody's random facts of uselessness. 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:18.440 This is I creased to have. 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:22.320 I had a random board when I lived with some 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:25.200 friends in a communal living in Malibu. 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:25.920 We'll just call it that. 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.200 But I had a to do without what you will, 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:32.840 But I know I had a board and every morning 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:36.360 I had it said Jody's random Snapple fact of the day, 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:40.880 and I would write a random fact on the board 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:41.560 every day. 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:43.440 So it this fits. 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:46.480 I can't believe I just admitted that all publicly, and 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:49.480 we should probably do our show now because people are like, please, 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:52.320 I can't listen to these nerds any longer. 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.600 Before they unsubscribe. Let's get into the recap. 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.320 Please, right, and my voice is gone. I went out 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:58.920 two late nights in a row. 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:00.680 Oh no, you can't do that. 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:03.960 On Friday night, and I had the strangest interactions with 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:08.080 people I cannot me and two of my friends. Yeah, well, 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:11.040 three of my friends went out. I can't even begin 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.760 to describe. I posted it on my stories and I 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:14.080 was like, I. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:15.559 Don't get to check your stories, okay. 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:18.680 All it said was like, I don't even I can't 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.920 even begin to describe this. Let's just say it involved magicians, 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:27.560 Raphael and his exes, me having an allergy attack and 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:31.680 being offered all various sorts of substance, and like, I 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:33.360 was like this and people were like you want I'm. 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.320 Like no, I'm literally sneezing. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:40.600 But it was and then and then I can't even 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:42.880 but it was a wild night. And I still don't 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:45.080 think I've recovered, and I don't have my voice back yet. 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:47.840 So wow, because I'm a morning person, now you're a 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:48.400 morning person. 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:49.440 It can't go out late. 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.839 Now I can't sleep in. I slept till like ten, 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:53.960 and I felt like it was two thirty. 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:55.840 Yeah. No, See, if you're gonna be a morning person, 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:57.400 you have to commit to the early beddome. 0:08:57.440 --> 0:08:58.240 It was the eclipse. 0:08:58.320 --> 0:08:59.679 I was staying up, you see, the once in a 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:01.440 lifetime eclipse that I missed by two minutes. 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.480 It's really then you. 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.880 Just kept staying up all night just to like maybe, 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:08.240 and I haven't slept since then. 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.560 Well, this will be a great recap. This will be fully. 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:15.800 It's gonna hinged, as opposed to partially, well, it's totally 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:18.400 total unhinged. Is one life, once in a lifetime event. 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:22.960 Partial unhinged is a little more common. That's eclips Yes, 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:27.240 the eclipse, right, there's a total unhinged and partial partial unhinged. 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.840 Okay, well, let's try to stick to partial unhinged in 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:31.840 solidarity with our partial eclipse. 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.400 Yeah, well it was a total eclipse. We need to 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:35.199 be totally. 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:38.080 Unpartial for us. For me, like, I'm very self centered, 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:39.960 I'm talking about from my viewpoint. 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:44.800 So literally, the world, it literally revolves around you, which 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:46.400 is why you always sell the partial eclipse. 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:50.760 Okay, got it, that is the tld R. Yes, the 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:54.800 world revolves around me anyways, but let's get into it. 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:56.160 Let's do it. 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:59.959 Welcome back to how Rude Tanerto's I am your partially 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:03.120 unhinged co host Andrea Barber and I. 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.120 May or may not be totally unhinged for once in 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:08.880 my lifetime and yours, and I'm Jody Sweeten. 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:16.559 Today we are discussing season two, episode fifteen, titled Pal Joey, 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:20.040 and this title refers to the nineteen fifty seven film 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:24.280 of the same name, starring Rita Hayworth and Frank Sinatra. 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:27.320 Sinatra won a Golden Globe for his role as Joey. 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:29.920 I did not know. Ah, yeah, wow. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:31.400 I mean, I know it was based on the movie, 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:32.680 but I did not know that he had won the 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:33.719 Gold Globe for it. 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:36.840 Yea good for him. Okay. So this originally aired on 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:40.320 February seventeenth, nineteen eighty nine, and it goes a little 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:44.120 something like this, Joey and Danny recall the day they 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:49.440 first met. Oh, there's a good flashback scene in here. 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:52.200 It is just all sorts of delicious. 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:52.880 Okay. 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:55.800 It was directed by John Boab and it was written 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:58.960 by Dennis Rinstler and Mark Warren. We have some guest 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:03.240 stars this week. Have Nathan Nishigucci. He returns as Harry. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:06.920 I love that Harry's back, but you guys. 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:11.360 Oh, he is problematic this episode. He is he is 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:13.280 not his normal hairy self. 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.559 He is just a little. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:17.640 He's a little he's partially unhinged too. 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:20.760 For seriously, we also. 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:25.160 Have Philip Glasser as young Danny. He's known for an 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.720 American tale. An American was like, he's vivial on America. Yes, 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:31.840 he's fibal or feeble. I don't know if I'm saying fibal. 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:33.319 It is fivele okay, five. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:34.520 Not remember an American tale. 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:37.360 I cried every time it's been decades decades. 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:41.280 Well, it emotionally scarred me, so I remember, okay, yeah 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:44.679 he So he was Fibal in American Tale and then 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:47.200 the second one, fivele Goes West yep. 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:51.240 And he had several TV appearances in Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:54.040 Boy Meets World, and Saved by the Bell, The New Class. 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.600 Good for him. We also have Christopher Kent Hill as 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:01.280 the young Joey. He's known for defending your life and 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:05.160 there goes The Neighborhood nineteen ninety two and five episodes 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:10.719 of Roseannefortunately, he died in twenty nineteen at age forty one. Oh, 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:14.360 I don't know the cause. And then we have Adam 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.800 Harris as Young Jesse. He is only known for this 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:22.240 one role on Full House at least, you know in Hollywood. 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:23.640 I'm sure he's known for lots of great things in 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:24.360 his private life. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:27.640 Again, and here we are just killing dreams and careers. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:33.000 People were like, never again, never stepping my foot on 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.880 a sound stage. And then we have Annette Sinclair as 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:40.360 Miss Borland. She's known for the job thief of hearts 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:43.560 listen to me, and she was previously married to Bob 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:47.199 Seeger actor composer. Oh yeah, I did not know that. Oh, 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:49.640 we have another one. We have a whole host of 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:54.760 guest stars this week. Goodness. We have Brandon Crane as 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:58.840 the Bully Sheldon. He's best remembered as Doug Porter on 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:00.679 The Wonder Years. Yeah. 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:02.719 I was like, wait, I know that kid, and he 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:03.600 was like, that's right. 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:07.280 He looked very, very familiar. And he also did guest 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:10.559 appearances on Mister Belvedere, Magnum p I and It's Gary 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:14.360 Shandlin's show. Okay, so we open with our teaser in 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:17.920 the girls room. Michelle and DJ are seated on DJ's 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:21.640 bed as she teaches Michelle a lesson. Now you're never 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.920 too young to learn who's cute and who's not. She 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:28.439 stands up and introduces Michelle to a poster of George Michael. 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:33.920 Michelle exclaims, cute, Like George Michael looked hot. I'm sorry, 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:35.760 like that post was hot. 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.920 He was so hot. He was so hot. You know, 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:43.240 he just was hiding his true self, which was a shame. Yeah, 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.000 but starting with Wham. 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.040 Yeah, he was hot. He was hot. Man. 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:50.079 Just my husband's actually a loved Wham as a kid. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:51.720 He was like it was like one of his first 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:52.400 albums that he bought. 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:53.560 Yeah, oh so good. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:56.720 Yeah, Wham he was it him and Patrick's cuazy yep, 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.000 and George Michael. I think what I told the story 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:01.439 was a concert that went to with Candice. 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:04.400 Mmm w Yeah that's right. Oh that's the first concert. 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:08.720 Yeah. Oh love that. So DJ tells Michelle that George 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:11.080 Michael was cute when he was with Wham, but he's 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:18.120 graduated to rad. Michelle grins rad yep. Then DJ shows 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:20.480 her a picture of Michael J. Fox and says, the 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:23.480 bad news is he's married. The good news is he's 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:24.280 our size. 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:27.560 Oh I know he is. 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:29.840 He's a petite man, he is, but I had to laugh. 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:31.200 I was like, oh, it's George Michael J. 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:31.640 Fox. 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:32.960 Oh y Yeah. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.840 It's a lot of run repetition here. 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:38.480 Yeah yeah. DJ lays out her magazines and tells Michelle 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:41.880 to pick the cutest guy. Uh. Michelle points down at 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:45.120 the book in her lap and says big Bird. DJ 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:48.040 questions her answer and points out, no one even knows 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.440 if he's a guy. Michelle leans down and kisses the book. 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:55.840 Very cute teaser, Yeah, non binary, big bird. 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.240 Do you remember when we saw Big Bird? We were 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:01.440 walking through New York Central Park who I remember, and 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.560 we saw a picture, saw big Bird. 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:06.160 We saw Big Bird and was it Oscar? Yeah? 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.280 There was somebody there was, yeah, a sidekick. 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:11.720 There was a side Yeah, in in Central Park. 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:14.120 They were puppets obviously hobby. 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:17.440 Sorry ruining for anyone, but yeah, it wasn't just actual 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:19.680 Big Bird and Oscar like sitting in the park. 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:21.040 There were you know people. 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:23.240 But I we were walking around and I was like, 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:24.600 oh my god, we have to get our picture and 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:25.120 you were like what. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.000 I was like, it's big Bird. Yeah. 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:30.240 I'm a huge Sesame Street fan, So I actually agree 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:31.080 with Michelle on this one. 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:32.440 I think Big Bird's kind of. 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:35.160 Cute, kind of cute. I'm and I'm still wondering why 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:37.160 that why Big Bird was in Central Park. I didn't 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:39.400 think it was like a buskert asking for money. I 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:40.080 don't know if it. 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:42.560 Was, because like a Sesame Street is a New York show. 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:45.560 So he was just walking around, like just walking around 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:48.000 Central Parks taking selfie for free. 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:50.720 No, it's not for free. We gave him money. I 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:52.880 get like ten bucks. Oh yeah that's what. 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:56.640 Yeah, if there's a person in a costume and they're like, hey, 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:58.080 you want a picture, it. 0:15:58.160 --> 0:15:59.520 Ate for free. That's what I thought. 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.640 I mean, I don't remember never seeing the Spider Man's 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:03.680 on the Hollywood and Highland. 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.320 Oh yes, there's nothing for you about those. 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:08.760 There was no like little bucket or hat out where 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:09.840 you could throw your chain. 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:15.280 Threw it in Oscar's trash can. I think I did. 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:18.640 The trash can was the tip jar? Okay, I don't know. 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:21.400 I don't know. I think I was like, here you go. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:23.000 Oscar slipped them a little. 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:26.400 You know, it was very nice, very nice of you. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:28.600 I thought they were doing this out of the generosity 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:29.200 of their hearts. 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:30.280 Maybe they were. 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:32.960 Maybe you know what, maybe when we're old, someday we 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:35.320 will take over as I'll be Oscar, you can be 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:35.800 big Bird. 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.080 We'll sit in the park and we'll just see what happens. 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:40.560 Yeah, we'll see who comes up and asks for selfie 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:43.480 or just wants to chat. Okay, all right, Well that 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:47.200 that here we go partially unhinged. It's already starting. We're 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:48.480 knocking out of the teaser yet. 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:49.040 Boy. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.040 So we roll the opening credits, and then we're in 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.800 the kitchen where Michelle and Danny are mopping the floor 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:59.880 together while standing on paper towels to ensure a perfectly 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:03.840 clean floor. Danny announces it's time to teach her the 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:07.920 Tanner family motto, clean is good and dirt is bad. 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:09.800 Michelle repeats after him. 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:12.480 It feels like a like a a motto could get 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:12.720 done a. 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:15.119 Little more with that, if that's gonna be your family motto, 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:17.320 Like the thing that is stitched on your coat of 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:18.800 arms on your family crest. 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:23.640 Yeah, it needed like a rhyme or like yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:24.640 it needed something else. 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:27.639 It felt a little thrown together, but it's fine. It's fine. 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.560 It's part of Danny's manipulation and trying to manipulate the 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:33.800 girls into thinking it's one way to hold to have 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:34.160 a house. 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:37.199 The family crest has two mops over it and like 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:40.159 a bucket, and then it's just yeah, the coat of 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:42.760 arms is good and dirt is bad. Yeah, and it's 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:45.000 like some rubber gloves in one corner of the crest. 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:49.520 Yeah, that's an amazing crest family crest. 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:52.600 I really yeah, I feel like someone should draw the 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:53.520 Tanner family crest. 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:56.840 Someone is right now, right now, and. 0:17:56.880 --> 0:17:59.000 I can't wait to see it. Yep, that's yeah. 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:01.119 Please tag us in your phone because we want to 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:05.760 see these drawings. So Jesse and Joey's strolling through the 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:07.359 back door laughing a. 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:13.080 It's a power laugh, power house. That was a joke 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:13.959 that Dave used to do. 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:16.320 He would just do that loud laugh and called it 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:18.119 a power laugh, and then he'd end in the saying 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:18.959 full house that. 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:20.639 But he'd do it when we were out in public. 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:25.480 Oh yeah, just to draw attention to himself for no reason. Yeah, 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:27.440 that brought back a core memory. When I heard them 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:29.199 doing that laugh, I was like, oh, here we go. 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:32.560 They worked it into the show. Oh my, yes, yeah, yeah, 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:35.520 So Danny stops them. Wait, he just cleaned the floor. 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:39.399 Jesse sarcastically suggests that if they hang a vine above 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:42.120 the door, they could swing into the house like Tarzan. 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:46.040 Joey does allowed Tarzan call, and the boys jump from 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:50.520