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Speaker 1: Today, I fed up by finding my chemistry test online

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Speaker 1: and getting one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: My lazy teacher said, I cheated.

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Speaker 3: Okop, this is Okayop.

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Speaker 4: I'm Samuel Lanner and I'm John Fry and we tell

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Speaker 4: the funniest stories on the internet.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, And Samuel, I have to ask you, what

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Speaker 1: is like the best instance of you cheating, like finding

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Speaker 1: something online or like just somehow like cheating your way

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Speaker 1: through something in school?

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Speaker 4: The system system, So we used to have test banks

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Speaker 4: at UCLA, right, and there was this one professor that

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Speaker 4: literally was ridiculously old senile had checked out of the

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Speaker 4: universe like twenty years ago and did not change any

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Speaker 4: of his tests ever. And so when I went to

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Speaker 4: the test bank and like would pull tests from two thousand,

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Speaker 4: the test would be the exact same as the ones

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Speaker 4: he would give. So all I would do is just

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Speaker 4: like he changes the numbers basically, so I do is

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Speaker 4: I would just do that test. Remember all the answer

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Speaker 4: is in the formulas that I would need, and then

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Speaker 4: I would ace those tests, those engineering tests when I

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Speaker 4: went around to them.

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Speaker 2: That is, it's just beautiful when you have answers just right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But it's also like, dude, those teachers are so lazy.

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Speaker 4: Bro. Students talk, and if someone finds the test, the

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Speaker 4: whole class is going to find the test.

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Speaker 1: Well, Samuel, I have another story of someone having a

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Speaker 1: chance of luck and also being accused of doing nefarious deeds.

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Speaker 3: Oh geez, let's hear it.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it today.

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Speaker 1: Fed up by finding my chemistry test online and getting

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Speaker 1: one hundred percent, my lazy teacher said, not cheated.

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Speaker 4: You didn't cheat if you found the test online and

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Speaker 4: then got one hundred percent. Hey, come on, unless those

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Speaker 4: were against the rules. But well, I guess we'll see.

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Speaker 4: We're about to find out. So this happened just now.

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Speaker 1: My chemistry teacher had the bright idea to let students

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Speaker 1: use quote anything except our friends and laptops during our

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Speaker 1: final unit exam today, which that's always great.

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Speaker 4: Way, Yeah, I love the open book, open note test,

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Speaker 4: open book baby ooh, I love them, And.

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Speaker 1: As can be expected from someone as bad as is me,

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Speaker 1: by I took it a little bit too far.

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Speaker 3: Oh nope, what did you do?

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Speaker 1: Her intention was to allow students to use the textbooks

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Speaker 1: and their notes to solve the problems. I'm in junior

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Speaker 1: high school taking a college level chemistry course to throw

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Speaker 1: us a bone after a really, really tough unit. So

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Speaker 1: what did I do as part of my resources? I

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Speaker 1: decide to bring a second test with answers already on

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Speaker 1: it from the web. God, thinking that the types of

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Speaker 1: questions asked were likely to be similar and I would

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Speaker 1: have a better idea of what to do.

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Speaker 4: But super smart, like, that's exactly what you should do.

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Speaker 4: You should look at similar tests and take them and

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Speaker 4: then eventually, you know, maybe those questions will be similar

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Speaker 4: and it'll get a good grade.

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Speaker 1: Which is a common study thing. It's like, hey, you

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Speaker 1: have like like test, you know, quizzes and stuff with

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Speaker 1: answer to practice tests. That's literally Unfortunately I did not

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Speaker 1: expect my chemistry teacher to be as lazy as she is.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, what did the chemistry teacher do?

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Speaker 1: As she handed out the test? I realized something She

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Speaker 1: had exact the same test.

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Speaker 2: That I had.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you can can't you just do better

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Speaker 4: than google in it?

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Speaker 1: Apparently no, she had literally just googled the name of

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Speaker 1: he course, found the test, printed it, and handed it out.

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Speaker 3: Dumb got to love it.

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Speaker 1: All I had to do was copy the answers from

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Speaker 1: my already filled in test finishing miles before everyone else

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Speaker 1: giving me the rest of the period free.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, do not finish if you If you

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Speaker 4: got the keys to the kingdom, make sure the keys

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Speaker 4: are are under wraps. And you don't like go like, hey,

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Speaker 4: I got the keys of the kingdom. I'm getting in

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Speaker 4: super quick. You got to cover your tracks. You gotta

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Speaker 4: make sure you finish with the rest of them.

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Speaker 1: If someone gives you a free Porsche, you pretend to

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Speaker 1: fill out the paperwork, okay, like you you cannot just

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Speaker 1: like take off so easy and leave yourself Yet, why suspicious?

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Speaker 1: So far the story sounds great. As I handed it in,

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Speaker 1: she asked if she could see my resources.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, and in the resources is the test from Google.

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Speaker 1: My face froze. The silence became louder and louder. In

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Speaker 1: my ears, time slowed jow. She took my packet from

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Speaker 1: my unmoving hands, leaped through it, and looked at me

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Speaker 1: straight in the face. H five seconds later, everyone's test

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Speaker 1: is gone and I'm ushered to the principal's office.

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Speaker 3: But why why?

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Speaker 4: I mean, the nature said you could use anything but

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Speaker 4: your laptop or your friend.

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Speaker 2: There was no laptop or friend as far as I'm aware.

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Speaker 3: I think it was fine.

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Speaker 1: By virtue of the fact that I am on Reddit,

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Speaker 1: I'm already unpopular. Oh, you're popular in the okop community.

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Speaker 2: You're about to.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if you want to be really popular, join our discord,

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Speaker 4: joined our patreon, join our discord. There'll be other people

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Speaker 4: in the reddit community that will support you.

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Speaker 2: Everyone will love you.

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Speaker 1: By the way, we did have our first OP ever

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Speaker 1: respond to one of our stories. Wait really yeah, the

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Speaker 1: creepy client with the art. I reached out to them

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Speaker 1: to see a full come on the show so TVD but.

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Speaker 3: I was sick.

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Speaker 2: That was awesome.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing.

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Speaker 2: So we will see what happens to my social life now.

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Speaker 3: Ohe oh.

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Speaker 2: I feel for UOP.

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Speaker 1: Sitting here waiting for her to come back from lunch.

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Speaker 1: Updates to come, and here is what happened. The updates

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Speaker 1: they updates. The principal came back and we talked. The

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Speaker 1: teacher said that I went beyond the bounds of what

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Speaker 1: twas acceptable.

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Speaker 3: What no, no, no no no no no no no.

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Speaker 4: What you said was acceptable is you could use anything

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Speaker 4: by your laptop or your friend. It sounds like it

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Speaker 4: was very within the bounds.

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Speaker 1: She used a piece of paper. Therefore the contract is intact.

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Speaker 1: She said that it was unfair for me to get

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Speaker 1: one hundred percent and that I should be punished. After

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Speaker 1: arguing for a while, it has been decided that I

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Speaker 1: am not in trouble and my parents won't be contacted,

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Speaker 1: day and anything.

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Speaker 3: That teacher should be in trouble for not making the

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Speaker 3: test for real.

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Speaker 1: That being said, the teacher was violating school rules and

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Speaker 1: as a result everyone had to reach take the test

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Speaker 1: without any resources.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I probably made OP even less popular.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's uh.

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Speaker 1: I would say the lost kind of outways of the

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Speaker 1: win on this one, unfortunately.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, oh P, joined our discord.

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Speaker 2: Join the discord.

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Speaker 1: We will give you the love and acceptance and open

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Speaker 1: arms that that you might be looking for after this.

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Speaker 1: At this point, no one is talking to me. Everyone

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Speaker 1: hates me and was looking forward to an easy grade.

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Speaker 1: The unpopular guy.

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Speaker 2: Just became even more unpopular.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully she won't just google the next test. What a

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Speaker 1: great day everyone.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh P, I feel bad for Op. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's rough.

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Speaker 1: Man like you come in thinking like okay here, like

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Speaker 1: he actually didn't have the intention of cheating.

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Speaker 3: That's no, that's true. Thing it would have been one thing.

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Speaker 2: If like he like knew for sure that it.

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Speaker 3: Was you weren't allowed to do that yet, But.

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Speaker 2: He didn't know that. It's like, but even.

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Speaker 4: If he did, like, there should be something specifically that's said,

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Speaker 4: like you're not allowed to do that, Like if you

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Speaker 4: if you say the rules, or you could use anything

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Speaker 4: but your laptop or a friend, then those are the rules.

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Speaker 1: And and and if you're the teacher that is knowingly

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Speaker 1: copying and pasting from the internet, you have to say

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Speaker 1: if you find any answers online, they will all be invalid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bare minimum.

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Speaker 4: You have to pull up so you know, talk about plagiarism,

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Speaker 4: like the teacher just plagiarizing the test.

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Speaker 2: Teachers always out here talking about plagiarism.

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Speaker 3: How Wikipedia, come on, come on.

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Speaker 4: But I think the thing that we've learned is if

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Speaker 4: you want to find a community that supports and loves you,

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Speaker 4: join our Patreon and our Discord server, because we will

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Speaker 4: show you the love and warmth you deserve.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we will join the ranks of Casey's uniforious Devine Muhammad,

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Speaker 1: Amanda will Connor, Desra Keegan, and the oh ge Kathy

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Speaker 1: quickly see you there.