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<v Speaker 1>named Jack is on the phone to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update right now, And apparently he thought his date

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<v Speaker 1>went awesome until he got on the phone with our producers,

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<v Speaker 1>and now he thinks he had a bad date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We'll ask him about that in just

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<v Speaker 1>a second. But first Jack, how are you? I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>all right? How you guys? Not too bad? I'll ask

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<v Speaker 1>you in a second why our producer scared you about

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<v Speaker 1>your date? But first of all, tell us about the date.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name? Her name's Carolyn? Carolyn? All right? And

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<v Speaker 1>how'd you meet Carolyn? Well? We were actually set up

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<v Speaker 1>on a blind date by your work coach, Oo risky

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<v Speaker 1>on a lot of fronts there, Yeah, was it truly blind?

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<v Speaker 1>You never saw her before or even a picture online? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I did? I mean, I'm just as weary as you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not into the blind date thing. He mentioned it

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<v Speaker 1>because look, I'm just like looking to meet a woman

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<v Speaker 1>who's chill and low maintenance. So when he said she

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty, I didn't believe him at all, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I made him go to the post women who are chance. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean immediately I'm skeptical. You know, it's like the Unicorn.

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<v Speaker 1>So he shows me a picture and I'm like, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm shocked, and you know, she's blonde, she's hute, so

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<v Speaker 1>you know, obviously immediately I changed my mind. So I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't I try to meet this girl? Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>now you're into the unicorn? Yeah? Yeah, So he sets

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<v Speaker 1>it up. You know, we do the whole thing. We

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<v Speaker 1>start texting, and so we sigh that we're gonna meet

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<v Speaker 1>up at a bar. I know, clearly she looks just

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<v Speaker 1>like a picture, and I'm I'm stoked at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>So because she's also a punctual unicorn, which makes her

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<v Speaker 1>an even better one. Yeah, exactly, she didn't take two

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<v Speaker 1>hours to get ready or she's not late. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just say, so, how was the day was it? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>my producer said that you were super confident about it

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<v Speaker 1>until they asked you if you think anything went wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>So how was it at first? And then tell us

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<v Speaker 1>why you think things might have gone wrong? Now, yeah, well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like admittedly it was also a slow start,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like I haven't been on a lot of dates.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just been consumed at work, and it's just like hard,

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<v Speaker 1>relax and have fun. But after a drink or two drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>it starts to lighten up a little bit, and things

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<v Speaker 1>started to go pretty smoothly. And it turns out we

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<v Speaker 1>have like a lot in common, Like we're both hikers,

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<v Speaker 1>love the outdoors, and like we have this weird thing

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<v Speaker 1>where we strangely love Colin first movies, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>actor like that that Collin's in. I have to google him,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I mean Bridget Jones Diary Love actually the

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<v Speaker 1>King's Men. I mean, guys, really, you don't like calling first?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean okay, yeah, yeah, all right, now I know

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<v Speaker 1>what's calling you're talking about. So you guys both like

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<v Speaker 1>him a lot. Yeah, he's just good actor. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>a good calling. Yeah, I like that calling. He's good.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like getting my top three Collins, that's right above

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<v Speaker 1>Colin Hanks. So anyway, right, well this isn't about This

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<v Speaker 1>isn't about all the famous Collins in Hollywood. This is

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<v Speaker 1>about you in your day with Carolyn. Well. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're both digging on Colin and we're laughing, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just a weird fact, you know, like why do we

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<v Speaker 1>both like this guy? But anyway, so up until that point,

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<v Speaker 1>like I couldn't figure out what was going on. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I talked to your producer, and this is one thing

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<v Speaker 1>I can't shake now that I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that I did discrew everything up? What was it? So

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<v Speaker 1>a couple times throughout the night, she mentioned, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>where we're sitting and she's like, oh, it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>cold in here, like, oh man, I'm cold. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, yeah, it is kind of cold in here.

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<v Speaker 1>But meanwhile, I had this like big jacket, and I

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<v Speaker 1>never offered to like, you know, hey you like my jacket,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, And I'm just sat there like totally aloof Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh yeah that sucks. You're like, I suck

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Yeah, I got this huge jacket. I could

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<v Speaker 1>put it on at any time and be warm. She

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<v Speaker 1>should have a jacket, dummy. Yeah, And I just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even think about, you know, but yeah, but I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>there is that a reason not to call somebody back

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<v Speaker 1>if you're having a good time. I mean, like, she

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<v Speaker 1>did keep hinting it to me like a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just didn't pick it up. Like yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I don't know, does she think I'm stupid or

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<v Speaker 1>just inconsiderate or what both. I do feel though, as

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<v Speaker 1>a woman, if you hint a couple times and it's

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<v Speaker 1>obviously the dude is not picking up, then it's your

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<v Speaker 1>responsibility to say, hey, can I borrow your jacket of coal? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know, like maybe it's on her,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe it is on me, you know. But otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>the date in general, just it went really well. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>how did it end? So in the middle of the

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<v Speaker 1>day she said that eventually she's going to meet up

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<v Speaker 1>with some friends after this, and it seems legit like

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<v Speaker 1>she actually had these plans. So I walked her to

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<v Speaker 1>the parking lot and we actually had a kiss. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you did, yeah with each other? Yeah? Yeah, on each other?

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Okay, I don't know if maybe you guys

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<v Speaker 1>both saw other people and kissing, Yeah, yeah, good question,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good. Yeah. I thought that was a hard hitting question. Solid. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you guys we shared okay, sweet, So you guys

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<v Speaker 1>kissed each other and now she's not calling you back?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you try to make plans for another date at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of it? I sent her a text later

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<v Speaker 1>that night, like it said, never expected the night to

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<v Speaker 1>go so well, great meeting you and love to see

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<v Speaker 1>you again. That's a great text. It's perfect and you've

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<v Speaker 1>gotten nothing, nothing back. Nothing. Have you talked to your

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<v Speaker 1>buddy who set you guys up on the blind date

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<v Speaker 1>to begin with? Not really, you know, I just should

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<v Speaker 1>now because it's a work colleague and his friend. It's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like, you know, like he says, complicated. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he set himself up for that drama by trying to

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<v Speaker 1>play Cupid. So yeah, I mean, I don't know, but

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<v Speaker 1>what wasn't I mean it just like, was I not

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<v Speaker 1>attractive enough? But when you kissed so like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if she seemed the quality person. I'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>see her again. Okay, Well, we'll play a song and

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<v Speaker 1>then come back and call her and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>day up day Okay, cool, all right, hang on looking

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<v Speaker 1>jubil in the morning. Second if you're just tuning in

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<v Speaker 1>for Today's second date update. Jack is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and Jack really would probably rather be calling the famous

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<v Speaker 1>actor Colin Firth for a second date because apparently he

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<v Speaker 1>loves calling Firth a lot. But Jack, bad news. Colin

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<v Speaker 1>Firth is married. I just looked him up on IMDb.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey I respect that. Yeah, okay, all right, well respect

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<v Speaker 1>his acting and his marriage please, Okay, So instead we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call Carolyn. Jack went out with a girl named Carolyn.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually met her through a colleague of his. It

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of a blind date. And the reason I

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<v Speaker 1>bring up Colin Firth is because, according to Jack, the

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<v Speaker 1>date started pretty slowly and then once they started talking

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<v Speaker 1>about Colin Firth, things picked up because apparently they both

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<v Speaker 1>are huge fans of his. He ended the date with

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<v Speaker 1>a kiss. But now she's not calling him back, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna see we can't get on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>find out. Why are you ready? Jack? I'm ready. Well

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of nervous for you. I mean, you talked

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<v Speaker 1>this woman up like she's cool, she's beautiful, she loves

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<v Speaker 1>Colin Firth. I mean it sounds like it honestly could

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<v Speaker 1>be the start of a like a relationship. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's what I thought. I mean, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I sent that text. I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is quality stuff. This girls my unicorn. We'll see

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<v Speaker 1>if she answers her phone and then ask if you

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<v Speaker 1>can go out with your unicorn again. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Hello. Hi is this Carolyn? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Carolyn? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, why what are you

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<v Speaker 1>calling me? Well? Question because we do a segment on

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<v Speaker 1>our show it's called the second Date Update. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>if you go out on a date with somebody and

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<v Speaker 1>end up not calling them back after, they can email

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<v Speaker 1>us to get you on the phone and ask what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>And we got an email about you from a dude

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<v Speaker 1>named Jack. Oh I'm so confused right now, I'll try

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<v Speaker 1>one more time. So you went out on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy named Jack, Yeah, I did kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you know that? Because Jack emailed us Jack

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<v Speaker 1>wemount you, yeah about our date? Well, he emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>because he said he had a really good time with you.

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<v Speaker 1>But now you're not calling him back or answering his

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<v Speaker 1>text messages, and he's confused. A good time he said

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<v Speaker 1>we had a good time. Yeah, is this a joke?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I being cranked right now? Wait? Are you arguing

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<v Speaker 1>with the fact that about the good time? Like the

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<v Speaker 1>good time is what's freaking you out? I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know Jack, Like, we didn't even go on a date,

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<v Speaker 1>but you just said you did. Kind of, We're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to go on a date, like our work friend like

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<v Speaker 1>set it up with us. But he came into the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and he sat at a different table with another girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what Yeah? Wait, you were at the bar to

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<v Speaker 1>meet Jack. Jack walks in and goes and sits with

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<v Speaker 1>a different woman. That's what I mean, Like I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of went I on a date with him, but can

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<v Speaker 1>actually happened because he said at a different table? Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>do you ever talk to him? No, we were texting

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit to set up the date, but I've

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<v Speaker 1>never talked to him in the face. So you watched

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<v Speaker 1>him look in sit at a different table, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you did approach him. Yeah. I was just sitting there

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<v Speaker 1>and then he came in, walked right past me, and

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<v Speaker 1>was talking to some other girl the whole time. So

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't sure if I made a mistake or he

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<v Speaker 1>made a mistake. But I realized the whole thing wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>a mistake when I got a text from him later

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<v Speaker 1>where he was telling me that he had a great

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<v Speaker 1>time and he'd like to hang out again. Wait though,

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<v Speaker 1>so he accidentally went out on a date with another

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<v Speaker 1>woman that was at the bar, who he thought was Carolyn.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's what it looked like. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>how does that even happen? I mean, I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>All I know is that he walked in, he sat

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<v Speaker 1>down at another table, I was chatting with this girl

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<v Speaker 1>who looked nothing like me, you know, and then they

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<v Speaker 1>shared a kiss outside the bar when they were done.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait wait, you stayed watch their whole date. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was already having my drink, so I was just

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<v Speaker 1>going to finish it. And then I was like watching

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<v Speaker 1>them because they looked like they're having a really good time,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was trying to like address the whole situation

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<v Speaker 1>with myself. I was just really confusing, I want. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it was kind of funny at the end. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have ordered food and just sitting next to him

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<v Speaker 1>and hear the conversation. Yeah, I was just like really

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<v Speaker 1>slowly sipping my drink because I didn't know what was

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<v Speaker 1>happening well, and what I mean, like in an entire evening,

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<v Speaker 1>why did you never go up and tell him that

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<v Speaker 1>you were Carolyn? I mean, he looked like he was

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<v Speaker 1>having a good time with that girls. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if somebody makes a stupid mistake like that, like I

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<v Speaker 1>really don't want to talk to them or going a

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<v Speaker 1>date with them. So it was almost like a blessing

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<v Speaker 1>in disguise, because like, how do you make a mistake

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<v Speaker 1>like that? Like did he never ask her if her

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<v Speaker 1>name was Carolyn? Like I don't understand, right, I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>her name was, Like what are the chances of her

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<v Speaker 1>name being Carolyn? Does she look kind of like you

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<v Speaker 1>at all? We had the same color hair blonde? But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I honestly I think I'm a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>prettier than her, and I don't I know that sounds bad,

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<v Speaker 1>but like I am, how does she sit through a

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<v Speaker 1>whole date being called Carolyn? Yeah, I'm going to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to Jack to figure it out. Yeah, good bucks figuring

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<v Speaker 1>it out. I don't know him, and I know that

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't go out with me, So that's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a hard one to crack. Well, you want to hang

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<v Speaker 1>on and figure out what happened, because he's actually on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, are you serious? Yeah? Jack? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>there still? Yeah? Um? Explain? Yeah. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>here you're joking right like Carolyn, You're you're messing with me. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not, Jack. Nice to meet you. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>what in the world, who did I go out? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know you kissed her? I'm sure you said her

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<v Speaker 1>name at some point. Did you tell her your name?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I ever. I just slipped in and

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<v Speaker 1>just said hi, really nice to meet you finally, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just started talking. I thought I was on a

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<v Speaker 1>day with you. I'm just like really concerned about that girl. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, how long was your date with non Carolyn? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>not that long because she said she had to go

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<v Speaker 1>meet friend. I mean, like, I mean an hour, So

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<v Speaker 1>you sat for an hour? Was someone who you thought

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<v Speaker 1>was Carolyn? Did you ever talk about your buddy who

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<v Speaker 1>set you up? No? I mean I even slipped it

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<v Speaker 1>in there real quick, just to make conversation, and she

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<v Speaker 1>just looked at me kind of funny. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>moved on. I just oh, well, I mean, you must

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<v Speaker 1>have seen a picture of me before. The only picture

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<v Speaker 1>I saw was he showed me a group photo, so

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<v Speaker 1>like he it wasn't like super close, so there's like

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of people in the photo. I just knew

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<v Speaker 1>you were about like five six and had blonde hair.

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<v Speaker 1>And the girl I sat down with, which she was

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<v Speaker 1>about five six, had blonde hair, very nice and I

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<v Speaker 1>had a nice time with her. I like, you're describing

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of girls who looked the same way. I mean, well,

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<v Speaker 1>why didn't you say anything if you knew I was

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<v Speaker 1>walked into the wrong Honestly, I was. I was probably

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<v Speaker 1>one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was kind of just enjoying it from afar

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, you know, maybe you would have figured

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<v Speaker 1>it out since you were talking and laughing and having

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<v Speaker 1>a great time, that you would realize, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>not the person. But I mean at that point, I

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<v Speaker 1>was just watching a TV show because you looked really dumb. What, Carolyn,

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<v Speaker 1>are you mad at him? No? I mean I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know him, Like I don't care. Hi, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know who Jack is. Like we

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<v Speaker 1>text a few times just to find a bar to

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<v Speaker 1>go to listen, Carolyn like, I'm seriously like, I feel dumb,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm so sorry this happened, Like I that was

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<v Speaker 1>definitely not my intention in any way. You catfished yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>He did, but it worked out because the girl and

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<v Speaker 1>you really clicked. No, he truly catfish himself. He can't

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<v Speaker 1>get ahold of the real person. Now, Jack, So you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know this woman that you were talking to and

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<v Speaker 1>you made out at the end of your day, and

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't like, go here's my number. No, she just

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<v Speaker 1>said she had to meet up with other friends. And

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<v Speaker 1>we kissed and I didn't say anything, and so she

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<v Speaker 1>just thought just just some random dude came out and

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<v Speaker 1>started hitting on hers, like out, probably make out with

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<v Speaker 1>him and then go hang out with my friends. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I thought she was meeting a date. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you could easily go to meet somebody from Tinder and

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<v Speaker 1>then somebody shows up and it's not the same person.

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<v Speaker 1>You just figure you'll hit him back up on tinderh Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>how am I gonna find her? That's what I'm most

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<v Speaker 1>She's listening right now. Wait, do you want to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with a real Carolyn or are you more interested

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<v Speaker 1>in fake Carolyn? I mean, really, I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of ohe real Carolyn an honest date. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>do you like Colin first movies? Carolyn's important? You can

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<v Speaker 1>figure that out, Carolyn. If you go out with Jack

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<v Speaker 1>on an actual date, we'll pay for it. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go out with Jack on a first date,

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<v Speaker 1>like and really hang out with him? We'll pay for

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<v Speaker 1>your date honestly? Like, I don't know if I want

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with him. Really, I think I would

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<v Speaker 1>rather help him find fake Carolyn. Yes, find her? He

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<v Speaker 1>called her his unicorn. Yeah you did. I mean that's

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<v Speaker 1>really sweet to say. I bet you'd love that. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to get together and hang out and

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<v Speaker 1>help him find that girl somehow? I mean I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really see her other than the fact we have the

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<v Speaker 1>same color hair and she's not that pretty as me. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't need to insult her, do you? Guys need

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<v Speaker 1>to go back to the bar and question the weight stuff?

0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, she was there before you. Maybe she used

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<v Speaker 1>a credit card. Maybe there's a name, there's a paper trail,

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<v Speaker 1>there's something. This sounded like a lot of work. He

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to find his unicord in that bad What

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<v Speaker 1>do you want here, Jack? Do you want do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to try to find the other girl? Or do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to see if Carolyn will actually go out

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<v Speaker 1>with you? Well, Carolyn, what do you say we go

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<v Speaker 1>back to the bar and we can do a little

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<v Speaker 1>investigation together and maybe that counts counts as a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of both. Yeah, yeah, no, Oh, come on, so no,

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<v Speaker 1>you make my choices as far as I is that.

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<v Speaker 1>So is that a solid no on a date? Then

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<v Speaker 1>that's a solid no? Okay, Okay, I'm sorry Jack. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>somebody out there is listening that made out with a

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<v Speaker 1>random dude at a bar who sat down at your

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<v Speaker 1>table text in seven eighty five nine two. Other than that, Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how we can help you. Well yet

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<v Speaker 1>you try. If anybody my unicorns out there listening to me,

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<v Speaker 1>say Caroline please come back to me? Yeah, a fake Carolyne.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're out there, hit up jacking at a text

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<v Speaker 1>in at seven eighty five nine two. Is now everybody

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<v Speaker 1>listening wants to help find the fake Caroline? Yeah, talking

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<v Speaker 1>about today's second eight update. If you missed it, this

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<v Speaker 1>dude Jack wanted to call Caroline. He thought she was great.

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<v Speaker 1>They bonded over Colin Firth. But the thing is it

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<v Speaker 1>was a blind date and he didn't go on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with the right person Because we called to Caroline,

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<v Speaker 1>the one that he was supposed to meet up with.

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<v Speaker 1>She said that she was at the bar waiting for him,

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<v Speaker 1>and he walked right past her and sat down with

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<v Speaker 1>another woman and he had no idea. I guess they

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<v Speaker 1>kind of looked similar. And she ended up silently watching

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<v Speaker 1>him from a few chairs away on his date with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that he didn't even know that he thought was Caroline,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said that it seemed like they were having

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<v Speaker 1>a great date. Wow, Yeah, we find freak Caroline. I

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<v Speaker 1>know now. Even even real Caroline didn't want to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with him again because she's like, that's weird that

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<v Speaker 1>you went on a blind date with me and then

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even know who I was and sat with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else and had a date with them. But she said

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<v Speaker 1>she will help him find the real Caroline. Right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the hunt is on. Yeah, you went on a blind

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<v Speaker 1>date with someone that you didn't mean to give us

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<v Speaker 1>a call. Absolutely, we'll help. We'll hook you up with Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember you want a second date up they'd all have

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<v Speaker 1>to do his email the show, and we will call

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<v Speaker 1>the person who didn't call you back