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Speaker 1: sah dot com. Rooking Jebels Second date Update. A listener
Speaker 1: named Jack is on the phone to do a second
Speaker 1: date update right now, And apparently he thought his date
Speaker 1: went awesome until he got on the phone with our producers,
Speaker 1: and now he thinks he had a bad date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll ask him about that in just
Speaker 1: a second. But first Jack, how are you? I'm doing
Speaker 1: all right? How you guys? Not too bad? I'll ask
Speaker 1: you in a second why our producer scared you about
Speaker 1: your date? But first of all, tell us about the date.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name's Carolyn? Carolyn? All right? And
Speaker 1: how'd you meet Carolyn? Well? We were actually set up
Speaker 1: on a blind date by your work coach, Oo risky
Speaker 1: on a lot of fronts there, Yeah, was it truly blind?
Speaker 1: You never saw her before or even a picture online? Well?
Speaker 1: I did? I mean, I'm just as weary as you.
Speaker 1: I'm not into the blind date thing. He mentioned it
Speaker 1: because look, I'm just like looking to meet a woman
Speaker 1: who's chill and low maintenance. So when he said she
Speaker 1: was pretty, I didn't believe him at all, and so
Speaker 1: I made him go to the post women who are chance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean immediately I'm skeptical. You know, it's like the Unicorn.
Speaker 1: So he shows me a picture and I'm like, I said,
Speaker 1: I'm shocked, and you know, she's blonde, she's hute, so
Speaker 1: you know, obviously immediately I changed my mind. So I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't I try to meet this girl? Okay, so
Speaker 1: now you're into the unicorn? Yeah? Yeah, So he sets
Speaker 1: it up. You know, we do the whole thing. We
Speaker 1: start texting, and so we sigh that we're gonna meet
Speaker 1: up at a bar. I know, clearly she looks just
Speaker 1: like a picture, and I'm I'm stoked at this point.
Speaker 1: So because she's also a punctual unicorn, which makes her
Speaker 1: an even better one. Yeah, exactly, she didn't take two
Speaker 1: hours to get ready or she's not late. It was
Speaker 1: just say, so, how was the day was it? I mean,
Speaker 1: my producer said that you were super confident about it
Speaker 1: until they asked you if you think anything went wrong.
Speaker 1: So how was it at first? And then tell us
Speaker 1: why you think things might have gone wrong? Now, yeah, well, okay,
Speaker 1: it was like admittedly it was also a slow start,
Speaker 1: you know, like I haven't been on a lot of dates.
Speaker 1: I've just been consumed at work, and it's just like hard,
Speaker 1: relax and have fun. But after a drink or two drinks,
Speaker 1: it starts to lighten up a little bit, and things
Speaker 1: started to go pretty smoothly. And it turns out we
Speaker 1: have like a lot in common, Like we're both hikers,
Speaker 1: love the outdoors, and like we have this weird thing
Speaker 1: where we strangely love Colin first movies, you know, the
Speaker 1: actor like that that Collin's in. I have to google him,
Speaker 1: I don't I mean Bridget Jones Diary Love actually the
Speaker 1: King's Men. I mean, guys, really, you don't like calling first?
Speaker 1: I mean okay, yeah, yeah, all right, now I know
Speaker 1: what's calling you're talking about. So you guys both like
Speaker 1: him a lot. Yeah, he's just good actor. So he's
Speaker 1: a good calling. Yeah, I like that calling. He's good.
Speaker 1: He's like getting my top three Collins, that's right above
Speaker 1: Colin Hanks. So anyway, right, well this isn't about This
Speaker 1: isn't about all the famous Collins in Hollywood. This is
Speaker 1: about you in your day with Carolyn. Well. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: we're both digging on Colin and we're laughing, and it's
Speaker 1: just a weird fact, you know, like why do we
Speaker 1: both like this guy? But anyway, so up until that point,
Speaker 1: like I couldn't figure out what was going on. Then
Speaker 1: I talked to your producer, and this is one thing
Speaker 1: I can't shake now that I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that I did discrew everything up? What was it? So
Speaker 1: a couple times throughout the night, she mentioned, you know,
Speaker 1: where we're sitting and she's like, oh, it's kind of
Speaker 1: cold in here, like, oh man, I'm cold. And I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, yeah, it is kind of cold in here.
Speaker 1: But meanwhile, I had this like big jacket, and I
Speaker 1: never offered to like, you know, hey you like my jacket,
Speaker 1: you know, And I'm just sat there like totally aloof Hey,
Speaker 1: You're like, oh yeah that sucks. You're like, I suck
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, I got this huge jacket. I could
Speaker 1: put it on at any time and be warm. She
Speaker 1: should have a jacket, dummy. Yeah, And I just didn't
Speaker 1: even think about, you know, but yeah, but I mean,
Speaker 1: there is that a reason not to call somebody back
Speaker 1: if you're having a good time. I mean, like, she
Speaker 1: did keep hinting it to me like a couple of times,
Speaker 1: and I just didn't pick it up. Like yeah, so
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know, does she think I'm stupid or
Speaker 1: just inconsiderate or what both. I do feel though, as
Speaker 1: a woman, if you hint a couple times and it's
Speaker 1: obviously the dude is not picking up, then it's your
Speaker 1: responsibility to say, hey, can I borrow your jacket of coal? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know, like maybe it's on her,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe it is on me, you know. But otherwise
Speaker 1: the date in general, just it went really well. I mean,
Speaker 1: how did it end? So in the middle of the
Speaker 1: day she said that eventually she's going to meet up
Speaker 1: with some friends after this, and it seems legit like
Speaker 1: she actually had these plans. So I walked her to
Speaker 1: the parking lot and we actually had a kiss. Oh
Speaker 1: you did, yeah with each other? Yeah? Yeah, on each other?
Speaker 1: I know. Okay, I don't know if maybe you guys
Speaker 1: both saw other people and kissing, Yeah, yeah, good question,
Speaker 1: it's good. Yeah. I thought that was a hard hitting question. Solid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you guys we shared okay, sweet, So you guys
Speaker 1: kissed each other and now she's not calling you back?
Speaker 1: Did you try to make plans for another date at
Speaker 1: the end of it? I sent her a text later
Speaker 1: that night, like it said, never expected the night to
Speaker 1: go so well, great meeting you and love to see
Speaker 1: you again. That's a great text. It's perfect and you've
Speaker 1: gotten nothing, nothing back. Nothing. Have you talked to your
Speaker 1: buddy who set you guys up on the blind date
Speaker 1: to begin with? Not really, you know, I just should
Speaker 1: now because it's a work colleague and his friend. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, like he says, complicated. Well,
Speaker 1: he set himself up for that drama by trying to
Speaker 1: play Cupid. So yeah, I mean, I don't know, but
Speaker 1: what wasn't I mean it just like, was I not
Speaker 1: attractive enough? But when you kissed so like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if she seemed the quality person. I'd like to
Speaker 1: see her again. Okay, Well, we'll play a song and
Speaker 1: then come back and call her and get your second
Speaker 1: day up day Okay, cool, all right, hang on looking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Second if you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: for Today's second date update. Jack is on the phone
Speaker 1: and Jack really would probably rather be calling the famous
Speaker 1: actor Colin Firth for a second date because apparently he
Speaker 1: loves calling Firth a lot. But Jack, bad news. Colin
Speaker 1: Firth is married. I just looked him up on IMDb.
Speaker 1: Hey I respect that. Yeah, okay, all right, well respect
Speaker 1: his acting and his marriage please, Okay, So instead we're
Speaker 1: gonna call Carolyn. Jack went out with a girl named Carolyn.
Speaker 1: He actually met her through a colleague of his. It
Speaker 1: was kind of a blind date. And the reason I
Speaker 1: bring up Colin Firth is because, according to Jack, the
Speaker 1: date started pretty slowly and then once they started talking
Speaker 1: about Colin Firth, things picked up because apparently they both
Speaker 1: are huge fans of his. He ended the date with
Speaker 1: a kiss. But now she's not calling him back, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna see we can't get on the phone and
Speaker 1: find out. Why are you ready? Jack? I'm ready. Well
Speaker 1: I'm kind of nervous for you. I mean, you talked
Speaker 1: this woman up like she's cool, she's beautiful, she loves
Speaker 1: Colin Firth. I mean it sounds like it honestly could
Speaker 1: be the start of a like a relationship. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's what I thought. I mean, I said,
Speaker 1: That's why I sent that text. I was just like,
Speaker 1: this is quality stuff. This girls my unicorn. We'll see
Speaker 1: if she answers her phone and then ask if you
Speaker 1: can go out with your unicorn again. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello. Hi is this Carolyn? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey Carolyn? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, why what are you
Speaker 1: calling me? Well? Question because we do a segment on
Speaker 1: our show it's called the second Date Update. That's where
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with somebody and
Speaker 1: end up not calling them back after, they can email
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and ask what happened.
Speaker 1: And we got an email about you from a dude
Speaker 1: named Jack. Oh I'm so confused right now, I'll try
Speaker 1: one more time. So you went out on a date
Speaker 1: with a guy named Jack, Yeah, I did kind of.
Speaker 1: How did you know that? Because Jack emailed us Jack
Speaker 1: wemount you, yeah about our date? Well, he emailed us
Speaker 1: because he said he had a really good time with you.
Speaker 1: But now you're not calling him back or answering his
Speaker 1: text messages, and he's confused. A good time he said
Speaker 1: we had a good time. Yeah, is this a joke?
Speaker 1: Am I being cranked right now? Wait? Are you arguing
Speaker 1: with the fact that about the good time? Like the
Speaker 1: good time is what's freaking you out? I don't even
Speaker 1: know Jack, Like, we didn't even go on a date,
Speaker 1: but you just said you did. Kind of, We're supposed
Speaker 1: to go on a date, like our work friend like
Speaker 1: set it up with us. But he came into the
Speaker 1: bar and he sat at a different table with another girl.
Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah? Wait, you were at the bar to
Speaker 1: meet Jack. Jack walks in and goes and sits with
Speaker 1: a different woman. That's what I mean, Like I kind
Speaker 1: of went I on a date with him, but can
Speaker 1: actually happened because he said at a different table? Wait,
Speaker 1: do you ever talk to him? No, we were texting
Speaker 1: a little bit to set up the date, but I've
Speaker 1: never talked to him in the face. So you watched
Speaker 1: him look in sit at a different table, and then
Speaker 1: you did approach him. Yeah. I was just sitting there
Speaker 1: and then he came in, walked right past me, and
Speaker 1: was talking to some other girl the whole time. So
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure if I made a mistake or he
Speaker 1: made a mistake. But I realized the whole thing wasn't
Speaker 1: a mistake when I got a text from him later
Speaker 1: where he was telling me that he had a great
Speaker 1: time and he'd like to hang out again. Wait though,
Speaker 1: so he accidentally went out on a date with another
Speaker 1: woman that was at the bar, who he thought was Carolyn.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what it looked like. I don't know,
Speaker 1: how does that even happen? I mean, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: All I know is that he walked in, he sat
Speaker 1: down at another table, I was chatting with this girl
Speaker 1: who looked nothing like me, you know, and then they
Speaker 1: shared a kiss outside the bar when they were done.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, you stayed watch their whole date. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was already having my drink, so I was just
Speaker 1: going to finish it. And then I was like watching
Speaker 1: them because they looked like they're having a really good time,
Speaker 1: and I was trying to like address the whole situation
Speaker 1: with myself. I was just really confusing, I want. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was kind of funny at the end. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would have ordered food and just sitting next to him
Speaker 1: and hear the conversation. Yeah, I was just like really
Speaker 1: slowly sipping my drink because I didn't know what was
Speaker 1: happening well, and what I mean, like in an entire evening,
Speaker 1: why did you never go up and tell him that
Speaker 1: you were Carolyn? I mean, he looked like he was
Speaker 1: having a good time with that girls. And you know,
Speaker 1: if somebody makes a stupid mistake like that, like I
Speaker 1: really don't want to talk to them or going a
Speaker 1: date with them. So it was almost like a blessing
Speaker 1: in disguise, because like, how do you make a mistake
Speaker 1: like that? Like did he never ask her if her
Speaker 1: name was Carolyn? Like I don't understand, right, I wonder
Speaker 1: her name was, Like what are the chances of her
Speaker 1: name being Carolyn? Does she look kind of like you
Speaker 1: at all? We had the same color hair blonde? But
Speaker 1: you know, I honestly I think I'm a little bit
Speaker 1: prettier than her, and I don't I know that sounds bad,
Speaker 1: but like I am, how does she sit through a
Speaker 1: whole date being called Carolyn? Yeah, I'm going to talk
Speaker 1: to Jack to figure it out. Yeah, good bucks figuring
Speaker 1: it out. I don't know him, and I know that
Speaker 1: he didn't go out with me, So that's gonna be
Speaker 1: a hard one to crack. Well, you want to hang
Speaker 1: on and figure out what happened, because he's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you serious? Yeah? Jack? Are you
Speaker 1: there still? Yeah? Um? Explain? Yeah. I don't know if
Speaker 1: here you're joking right like Carolyn, You're you're messing with me. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not, Jack. Nice to meet you. By the way,
Speaker 1: what in the world, who did I go out? I
Speaker 1: don't know you kissed her? I'm sure you said her
Speaker 1: name at some point. Did you tell her your name?
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever. I just slipped in and
Speaker 1: just said hi, really nice to meet you finally, and
Speaker 1: I'm just started talking. I thought I was on a
Speaker 1: day with you. I'm just like really concerned about that girl. Now.
Speaker 1: So wait, how long was your date with non Carolyn? Well,
Speaker 1: not that long because she said she had to go
Speaker 1: meet friend. I mean, like, I mean an hour, So
Speaker 1: you sat for an hour? Was someone who you thought
Speaker 1: was Carolyn? Did you ever talk about your buddy who
Speaker 1: set you up? No? I mean I even slipped it
Speaker 1: in there real quick, just to make conversation, and she
Speaker 1: just looked at me kind of funny. So I just
Speaker 1: moved on. I just oh, well, I mean, you must
Speaker 1: have seen a picture of me before. The only picture
Speaker 1: I saw was he showed me a group photo, so
Speaker 1: like he it wasn't like super close, so there's like
Speaker 1: a bunch of people in the photo. I just knew
Speaker 1: you were about like five six and had blonde hair.
Speaker 1: And the girl I sat down with, which she was
Speaker 1: about five six, had blonde hair, very nice and I
Speaker 1: had a nice time with her. I like, you're describing
Speaker 1: a lot of girls who looked the same way. I mean, well,
Speaker 1: why didn't you say anything if you knew I was
Speaker 1: walked into the wrong Honestly, I was. I was probably
Speaker 1: one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life,
Speaker 1: and I was kind of just enjoying it from afar
Speaker 1: and I thought, you know, maybe you would have figured
Speaker 1: it out since you were talking and laughing and having
Speaker 1: a great time, that you would realize, oh, this is
Speaker 1: not the person. But I mean at that point, I
Speaker 1: was just watching a TV show because you looked really dumb. What, Carolyn,
Speaker 1: are you mad at him? No? I mean I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know him, Like I don't care. Hi, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know who Jack is. Like we
Speaker 1: text a few times just to find a bar to
Speaker 1: go to listen, Carolyn like, I'm seriously like, I feel dumb,
Speaker 1: but I'm so sorry this happened, Like I that was
Speaker 1: definitely not my intention in any way. You catfished yourself.
Speaker 1: He did, but it worked out because the girl and
Speaker 1: you really clicked. No, he truly catfish himself. He can't
Speaker 1: get ahold of the real person. Now, Jack, So you
Speaker 1: didn't know this woman that you were talking to and
Speaker 1: you made out at the end of your day, and
Speaker 1: she didn't like, go here's my number. No, she just
Speaker 1: said she had to meet up with other friends. And
Speaker 1: we kissed and I didn't say anything, and so she
Speaker 1: just thought just just some random dude came out and
Speaker 1: started hitting on hers, like out, probably make out with
Speaker 1: him and then go hang out with my friends. I
Speaker 1: guess I thought she was meeting a date. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: you could easily go to meet somebody from Tinder and
Speaker 1: then somebody shows up and it's not the same person.
Speaker 1: You just figure you'll hit him back up on tinderh Wow,
Speaker 1: how am I gonna find her? That's what I'm most
Speaker 1: She's listening right now. Wait, do you want to go
Speaker 1: out with a real Carolyn or are you more interested
Speaker 1: in fake Carolyn? I mean, really, I feel like I
Speaker 1: kind of ohe real Carolyn an honest date. I mean,
Speaker 1: do you like Colin first movies? Carolyn's important? You can
Speaker 1: figure that out, Carolyn. If you go out with Jack
Speaker 1: on an actual date, we'll pay for it. Would you
Speaker 1: like to go out with Jack on a first date,
Speaker 1: like and really hang out with him? We'll pay for
Speaker 1: your date honestly? Like, I don't know if I want
Speaker 1: to go out with him. Really, I think I would
Speaker 1: rather help him find fake Carolyn. Yes, find her? He
Speaker 1: called her his unicorn. Yeah you did. I mean that's
Speaker 1: really sweet to say. I bet you'd love that. What
Speaker 1: do you want to get together and hang out and
Speaker 1: help him find that girl somehow? I mean I didn't
Speaker 1: really see her other than the fact we have the
Speaker 1: same color hair and she's not that pretty as me. Oh,
Speaker 1: we don't need to insult her, do you? Guys need
Speaker 1: to go back to the bar and question the weight stuff?
Speaker 1: I mean, she was there before you. Maybe she used
Speaker 1: a credit card. Maybe there's a name, there's a paper trail,
Speaker 1: there's something. This sounded like a lot of work. He
Speaker 1: doesn't want to find his unicord in that bad What
Speaker 1: do you want here, Jack? Do you want do you
Speaker 1: want to try to find the other girl? Or do
Speaker 1: you want to see if Carolyn will actually go out
Speaker 1: with you? Well, Carolyn, what do you say we go
Speaker 1: back to the bar and we can do a little
Speaker 1: investigation together and maybe that counts counts as a little
Speaker 1: bit of both. Yeah, yeah, no, Oh, come on, so no,
Speaker 1: you make my choices as far as I is that.
Speaker 1: So is that a solid no on a date? Then
Speaker 1: that's a solid no? Okay, Okay, I'm sorry Jack. Maybe
Speaker 1: somebody out there is listening that made out with a
Speaker 1: random dude at a bar who sat down at your
Speaker 1: table text in seven eighty five nine two. Other than that, Jack,
Speaker 1: I don't know how we can help you. Well yet
Speaker 1: you try. If anybody my unicorns out there listening to me,
Speaker 1: say Caroline please come back to me? Yeah, a fake Carolyne.
Speaker 1: If you're out there, hit up jacking at a text
Speaker 1: in at seven eighty five nine two. Is now everybody
Speaker 1: listening wants to help find the fake Caroline? Yeah, talking
Speaker 1: about today's second eight update. If you missed it, this
Speaker 1: dude Jack wanted to call Caroline. He thought she was great.
Speaker 1: They bonded over Colin Firth. But the thing is it
Speaker 1: was a blind date and he didn't go on a
Speaker 1: date with the right person Because we called to Caroline,
Speaker 1: the one that he was supposed to meet up with.
Speaker 1: She said that she was at the bar waiting for him,
Speaker 1: and he walked right past her and sat down with
Speaker 1: another woman and he had no idea. I guess they
Speaker 1: kind of looked similar. And she ended up silently watching
Speaker 1: him from a few chairs away on his date with
Speaker 1: somebody that he didn't even know that he thought was Caroline,
Speaker 1: and she said that it seemed like they were having
Speaker 1: a great date. Wow, Yeah, we find freak Caroline. I
Speaker 1: know now. Even even real Caroline didn't want to go
Speaker 1: out with him again because she's like, that's weird that
Speaker 1: you went on a blind date with me and then
Speaker 1: didn't even know who I was and sat with somebody
Speaker 1: else and had a date with them. But she said
Speaker 1: she will help him find the real Caroline. Right. Well,
Speaker 1: the hunt is on. Yeah, you went on a blind
Speaker 1: date with someone that you didn't mean to give us
Speaker 1: a call. Absolutely, we'll help. We'll hook you up with Jack.
Speaker 1: Remember you want a second date up they'd all have
Speaker 1: to do his email the show, and we will call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back