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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jebils dirty little Secret sign

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret text in four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything because nobody will know who you are.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. So you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, Yeah I do. Um, okay.

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Speaker 1: So the company that I worked for basically runs off

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Speaker 1: of Microsoft team meetings at this point, like everything, every dude, man, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I had no idea when we started this show. It

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Speaker 1: was like a for a corporation. Corporation, man, I had

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Speaker 1: no idea how long people sit. I worked at a

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Speaker 1: company once in my life before I did anything, before

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Speaker 1: I did this type of work. Yeah, and there was

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Speaker 1: too many meetings. Then people sit all day long, one

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Speaker 1: meeting to the next meeting. It's all meetings, all meetings

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Speaker 1: on zoom meets like teams or whatever. Nothing gets done

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Speaker 1: in those meetings either it's crazy an email, yeah, an

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Speaker 1: email or text. So you have a job like that, huh.

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Speaker 1: And that's the thing. Eighty five percent of these meetings

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Speaker 1: is literally people just saying, Hi, how are you doing?

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Speaker 1: What are you up to today? They're useless meeting Yeah, really,

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Speaker 1: just one or two meetings a week that counts. Yes,

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Speaker 1: they said they're telling jokes as well. They say, like,

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Speaker 1: don't want to be here. Yeah, funny people in the meeting.

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Speaker 1: The funny guy in the meeting is I. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: I hate that dude so much because it's like, you're

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Speaker 1: making this meeting go way longer. Should be any more questions? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: nobody's paying you, No go? Can I leave? Is that

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Speaker 1: a question? So? Anyway? Sorry about that. I think everybody's

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Speaker 1: over meetings. And I found kind of like this little

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Speaker 1: loophole that I do. It's worked so far. Hopefully I

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Speaker 1: don't blow my cover. But what I'll do is I'll

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Speaker 1: create like a little dummy meeting and I make it private,

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Speaker 1: so people just see that I'm busy in a meeting,

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Speaker 1: but they can't join without a password or anything like that. Though,

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Speaker 1: unless it's important, I make a private meeting for myself

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Speaker 1: to just sit in all day. So what about your boss?

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Speaker 1: Can your boss not see your calendar? No? My boss. Look,

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Speaker 1: my boss barely participates in meetings himself because I think

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Speaker 1: he knows that these are pointless things, and he just

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Speaker 1: gets a wrap up meeting at the end of the week,

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Speaker 1: which I definitely participate in, but the daily ones that

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Speaker 1: are just like, Hi, how are you doing. I'm just

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Speaker 1: checking in to see how you are in the progress

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Speaker 1: on this, blah blah. No, I'm not doing that anymore.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. So you just make a dummy meeting things

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Speaker 1: so you can just sit there. Some people think you're

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Speaker 1: in a meeting, but you're not. That's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: I honestly haven't been in one of those stupid meetings

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Speaker 1: for like, I'm gonna say, three weeks. That is so good.

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Speaker 1: You must have been something important by now. I bet something.

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Speaker 1: If it's I feel like, if it's important enough, go

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Speaker 1: old school and I don't know, email me on the phone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: send a homing pigeon. You know, people talk about it.

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Speaker 1: People always talk about how in prison inmates adjust and

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Speaker 1: find ways to get around the rules, like making things

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Speaker 1: out of toilet paper or making different kinds of food,

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Speaker 1: crushing up other food. And I think this just shows

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Speaker 1: you how the corporate world is in corporate America with

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Speaker 1: meetings are like, it's the same thing. You're trying to

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Speaker 1: find a way just to survive and just to have

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Speaker 1: a little bit of comfort so you'll become a tech

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Speaker 1: expert and figure out how to fake zoom meetings so

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Speaker 1: you don't have to be in there. We figure out

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Speaker 1: the same way. It's just like a prison, Yeah it is.

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Speaker 1: You have to take computer classes just to stay to

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Speaker 1: stay ahead of the curve. Well, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret, and we'll see you at

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Speaker 1: the meeting coming up in fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes fifteen Alpenia.

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Speaker 1: When it's time for the meeting, Okay, I might be busy,

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Speaker 1: so don't be offended. Then Jebel Show on demand