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Speaker 1: and we're doing this on TikTok. It actually might have

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Speaker 2: Why are you laughing so hard? Jason? You do you know?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm like cringe. You know, he has a fear

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Speaker 3: Anything happening down there, pulling like I just I can't.

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Speaker 1: I thought maybe you were familiar with this ancient technique.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I do it every day,

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just you were hiding your face, so I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh no, don't tell me, no, I just don't tell

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Speaker 1: me you've done this at work too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one or the other.

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Speaker 1: If you've been listening for a while, you know that

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Speaker 2: Each time? You jok right, yes, thank you.

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Speaker 1: It allows space for scar tissue to fill out, which

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Speaker 1: makes your your item look bigger, but it puts you

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Speaker 1: at risk of Payne's disease, which is when scar tissue

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Speaker 1: man part, causing curved and painful Happy times all the fly, guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm making a shet rated on the fly.

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Speaker 2: This is how you get in the radio Hall of Fame.

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Speaker 2: What I'm doing right now to get commercials again. Remember

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Speaker 5: A curved thing.

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Speaker 2: The instructions are hilarious. So this Kenny Rika, you should

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Speaker 6: Warm up your member by using a compress.

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Speaker 2: Don't do any of the warm bath. Don't do this.

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Speaker 6: This may help improve blood flow. Apply lubricant to your

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Speaker 6: member to reduce friction, and then make the okay sign

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Speaker 6: with your thumb and your index figure. Then hold the

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Speaker 7: Just how to judge. But do not do this, please don't.

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Speaker 2: I bang of you? Come on, now, what do you

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Speaker 1: Lisa Stansfield Around the World And yeah, yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: you're saying, is it Tress Treshman, trest Ralph Tresvadi, Shiity,

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Speaker 2: think there's name. I haven't heard this song a well.

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Speaker 1: If I just threw this in in the middle of everything,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we can make let's break this record right now, love.

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Speaker 2: Why do I feel this? At least?

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Speaker 1: This doesn't sound that old right here compared to some

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Speaker 2: No, it doesn't. It's given Jesson sep for leaking song

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Speaker 3: And if you do play that song.

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Speaker 2: Right, well, do I say that? Actually it says right here.

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Speaker 1: same time. Curious Danny the flight attendant. Hi Danny, Danny

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Speaker 1: Surely you know somebody.

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I want to talk about her.

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Speaker 4: Let me, let me see what I can do, because

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Speaker 1: And then I ordered for two and I just stuffed

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Speaker 2: It's the best of both worlds. Right. Are you in

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Speaker 8: I'm actually married to a husband of seven years.

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Speaker 2: Red white and blue. He tilled the red, white and blue, so.

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Speaker 9: Just blue white him today.

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Speaker 1: But do you find that the travel actually kind of

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Speaker 8: It's you know, it's fun.

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Speaker 4: finally I did for Chicago because my husband I want

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Speaker 8: I'm not flying for the next like three days.

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Speaker 4: You want to go to Paris, you want to go

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, you know, you can.

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Speaker 4: Just both lists on the same the same priority and

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Speaker 2: See. I love that.

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Speaker 1: I was telling Kalin today the first of all, don't

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Speaker 1: Spirit like I need you to behave yourself correct because

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Speaker 1: There is nothing wrong. However, I need you to from

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Speaker 1: need you on you know, America United Delta because you

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Speaker 1: work for the Fred Show. Now we got to make

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Speaker 5: Of us do get in your card when I booked

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Speaker 2: Yeah right.

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Speaker 1: The funny thing about Spirit is I don't think you

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Speaker 1: and don't want to breathe. I don't think you actually

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Speaker 1: And then I show up and they're like, Oh, you

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, but Dan ridiculous Danny, You're you're telling Kaitlin

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Speaker 4: No, because there you will get some pilots that are

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Speaker 8: Today's not the day we're gonna have a six hour delay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because if they want to, they could be like, oh,

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Speaker 5: No, Like, I'm such a.

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Speaker 2: What's that about a button? Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say there's They could be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Six hour delay, yeah, Oh you're worried about the condition

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, they're technically the pilots are we don't want to

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Speaker 4: not We have in flight supervisors for that, but they

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Speaker 4: that's totally one hundred percent behind you.

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Speaker 8: It was like, yep, cool diversion. We're landing. We'll get

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Speaker 2: At the gate.

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Speaker 4: Or it might be like you know what, let me

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Speaker 1: See like, okay, not today, Kaelin, not today.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I watched a little safety routine like this, So

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Speaker 9: they love me the most.

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Speaker 2: You actually pay attention. I like, yeah, Like I just

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know jokes today. I know you have

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Speaker 9: I want them to feel seen because everybody else is.

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Speaker 5: On their phone.

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Speaker 1: And I know you're gonna be in first class obviously

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Speaker 1: because you're Kalen, but maybe bring a couple couple of

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Speaker 8: Mini bottles?

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Speaker 2: Yes, there you go. She didn't give them expired ones.

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Speaker 2: But it's Optimus Day.

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Speaker 1: It's National Texas Day, it's National Freedom Day and then

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Speaker 1: The entertainer in Port Kalin's got that next after Taylor

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Speaker 1: as well. We got money with Showbiz Shelley this morning,

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Speaker 2: You could win if you can beat her in five questions.

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Speaker 1: Of course, we're paying bills today too, thirteen chances at

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Speaker 1: Show our audio journals like we're writing in our diaries,

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Speaker 1: except we say them about Jason Brown.

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Speaker 2: Take it away, Yes, thank you, dear blog.

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Speaker 5: Bodily functions, pimples like, don't come by me with it.

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Speaker 5: I don't even do well.

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Speaker 9: Who on the show would you ask if you had.

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Speaker 2: He's like my little brother. You know.

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Speaker 6: Tell everybody, It'll be my first Instagram line.

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Speaker 1: Now there you go. I feel like we have to

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Speaker 2: Roofie. You're not making any money.

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Speaker 6: Off of it.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing today.

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Speaker 1: From a bbling Well. I think it's important to specify

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Speaker 2: It's never good. I can't take of.

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Speaker 2: Wow, peeing on a jellyfish thing.

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Speaker 3: I've tried to do that, but I got stage fright.

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Speaker 9: If someone looks at you helpless and you love them

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Speaker 2: I know. No, I'm a I agree with you. I

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Speaker 1: I just can't say that I would that I would

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we have to see so. Yeah, all

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Speaker 3: he uh yeah, he covers my whole yeah life.

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Speaker 1: But you night for stuff you clean stuff, you cook, stuff,

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Speaker 1: you help him. You have more than pull your weight.

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Speaker 1: And I'm a wife.

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Speaker 3: I hope he's listening.

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Speaker 1: You hear this, Mike, Yeah, no, I just for a

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Speaker 1: long time, I was like, how do you get away

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Speaker 1: with that?

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Speaker 5: He does a lie?

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Speaker 1: He must be an incredible life. He runs well too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he must be the best bottom ember. That might surprise

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Speaker 1: him people. So where do you want the phone to say?

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Speaker 1: I was shocked to myself. I love you, I love you,

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Speaker 1: mechanic map. Everyone go to the place and get your

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Speaker 1: car work done right.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be kicked out.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. I got a night's couch. You

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Speaker 1: can sleep there. It's and I have some stuff I

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Speaker 1: needed to take back to Amazon. Phone nice at the table,

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Speaker 1: Gray in a two minutes French.

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Speaker 2: Show Fred's show is on. You know what?

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Speaker 1: Let me clear those up to Actually, yeah, there've been

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Speaker 1: a lot of there's a lot of talk about me

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Speaker 1: and Beyonce, Beyonce and me, Beyonce and I and I

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Speaker 1: just well, I just what a self serving rumor to

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Speaker 1: clear up.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna issue a press release.

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Speaker 1: Guys, I know a lot of you been asking about

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Speaker 1: me having sex with Sidney Swiney And the answer is no,

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Speaker 1: it hasn't happened yet. She's asking about it and I

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Speaker 1: can't do it.

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Speaker 9: It may not be what you think. Oh okay, that

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Speaker 9: kind of rumor. I was trying to be salacious.

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Speaker 1: And I know what that sounds a lot like that

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Speaker 1: sounds a lot like when you issue a press release

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Speaker 1: to tell people that you're looking for a job.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: It sounds a lot like that. It sounds like, let

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Speaker 1: me make an announcement about how I'm making an announcement

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Speaker 1: about how I'm desperate for a job.

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Speaker 2: That's what that sounds like to me.

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Speaker 1: I love you, Fred, Yeah, good god.

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Speaker 6: Oh you're really not hooking up with Sidney Sweetening.

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Speaker 2: I thought that was.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're not ready to announce it yet, so like

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Speaker 1: people need to stop talking about it, honestly. So I'm

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Speaker 1: just issuing a statement now to tell you to stop

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Speaker 1: talking about me, Swift. It was a good episode.

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Speaker 2: I did. I did.

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Speaker 1: I may have been there for the taps of it anyway,

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Speaker 1: and that's where the rumor started. Look, guys, we're not

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Speaker 1: ready to talk about it, so I would like to

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Speaker 1: issue a statement the Sydney Sweeney, and I are not

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Speaker 1: yet prepared to make an announcement about something good.

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Speaker 2: Happy stories, Caitlin. What you find, what you find.

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Speaker 9: Melanie Harper was tossing her recyclables in a bin at

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Speaker 9: a local recycling center on Sunday when the unthinkable happened.

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Speaker 9: What do you guys think? It was her diamond ring

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Speaker 9: who her wedding vand slipped right off her finger, got

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Speaker 9: lost in a pile of plastic paper cardboard. She emailed

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Speaker 9: the Cities Public Works Department to ask if staff could

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Speaker 9: keep a lookout for her ring, but she wasn't optimistic.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, she said.

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Speaker 9: I know the likelihood of finding it is very slim

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Speaker 9: to none. Little did she know, the staff at the

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Speaker 9: recycling center quickly jumped into action, and on Monday morning,

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Speaker 9: instead of processing the bin litter, crew members dumped the

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Speaker 9: contents out onto the ground and sifted through it for hours.

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Speaker 9: And After hours and hours of searching, a dude named

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Speaker 9: Travis Golden struck gold white gold. They had called a

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Speaker 9: very grateful Melanie who came out to reunite with her ring,

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Speaker 9: and she posted finding a needle in a haystack, hard

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Speaker 9: finding a ring and a recycling bin nearly impossible unless

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Speaker 9: you're the City of Greenville public Works, where employees truly

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Speaker 9: dive into their work.

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Speaker 5: And the Facebook was blown up.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's like.

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Speaker 1: Arnie the owner of Dairy Queen that used to dig

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Speaker 1: through the trash to find my retainerhood. I would always

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Speaker 1: wrap in a napkin and throw away when I was

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Speaker 1: four years old or five or six or seven or whatever,

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Speaker 1: whenever I had a retainer. I don't know how old

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Speaker 1: I was, eight nine four. I think I had a

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Speaker 1: retainer for all those years. Actually, you don't still wear them.

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Speaker 1: I have a permanent retainer on the bottom. But no,

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Speaker 1: my terrible teeth. Oh my god, I have that bot anyway. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's still on the place.

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Speaker 2: Nice. I was just there recently. Oh that's a great story, Fred. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: But I just anyone who's ever had a retainer probably

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Speaker 1: can relate to wrapping it in and setting it like

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Speaker 1: on the.

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Speaker 2: Table or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, yeah, and then it gets thrown

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Speaker 1: away and then it's like, my mom wasn't gonna buy

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Speaker 1: me another one. A warehouse worker who entertained friends with

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Speaker 1: his spot on Elvis impersonations is now making five hundred

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Speaker 1: bucks a night as a tribute act after his coworkers

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Speaker 1: sneaked to video of him and got him an agent.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you think about all the people that you've met.

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Speaker 1: Over the years that are like, you know, they really

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Speaker 1: have a closet talent, or they don't but they want

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Speaker 1: you to like listen to their mixtape or whatever. This

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Speaker 1: guy's name is Danny though Danny Turney worked as a

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Speaker 1: warehouse supervisor for fifteen years in England. He was stacking

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Speaker 1: and moving palettes of goods during COVID. He was singing

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Speaker 1: in his kitchen while making a cup of tea and

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Speaker 1: his wife actually was in his coworker that was his

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Speaker 1: wife uploaded it to Facebook. I didn't want it to

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Speaker 1: be up there. That's never been my thing, he said.

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Speaker 1: The response has been really good and people were saying

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Speaker 1: I should do a charity show. So at the memorial

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Speaker 1: for his beloved grandmother who pass away from cancer, he

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Speaker 1: put on and sequence sued and he did the performance.

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Speaker 2: Fast forward.

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Speaker 1: Now the guy has an agent and a promoter and

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Speaker 1: he's making five hundred bucks a night for his talent. Wow,

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Speaker 1: he's only thirty four years old and he can do

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Speaker 1: a spot on Elvis impersonation.

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Speaker 2: So good for him.

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Speaker 1: I love the glow up, the throwback throw down in

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Speaker 1: that tune battle. Let's play next to entertainer uport trending

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Speaker 1: story is fun Fact. All coming up this hour, The

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Speaker 1: French Show is on. Back in two minutes, The fread

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Speaker 1: Show is on. Fred's Fun Fact.

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Speaker 8: Fred's Fun.

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Speaker 1: Learn so much, guys, did you know She've all heard

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Speaker 1: of hibernation, right, hibernation beswn mahers and other animals sleep

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Speaker 1: through the colder winter called hibernation. But did you know

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Speaker 1: did you know there is a name for sleeping through

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Speaker 1: the summer. Yes, if you were to snooze the sun

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Speaker 1: soaked months away, you'd be indulging in estivation. Snails, tortoises, salamanders,

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Speaker 1: and crocodiles all estivate, as do the fat tailed dwarf

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Speaker 1: lemur and the East African hedgehog, not to be confused

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Speaker 1: with the West African. You just call me.

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Speaker 2: I called you an estimator, a fat dwarf whatever. I said.

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Speaker 2: You were a malagasse fat tailed dwarf lemur. Yeah that's

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Speaker 2: what you said.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the doctor told me I was the

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Speaker 1: other day when I oh no, he said it was obese.

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Speaker 2: That's different.

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Speaker 1: Estivation. That's when you are to sleep the entire summer.

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Speaker 1: Not true way you want to do that. But I

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Speaker 1: didn't know that was the thing I thought. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was like everyone's awake in the summer and everybody

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Speaker 1: goes to bed in the winter. Why, I thought, well, anyway,

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Speaker 1: there you have it, the estivation. It's the fun fact

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Speaker 1: today more Fread Show. Next, The Fread Show is on

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Speaker 1: Morning Everyone, Thursday, February First, It's the Fred Show. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for waking up with us, him Klen, Hello, Rufio, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Holy this here a key key as well. Good morning

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00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: and turned Vampamine show up with Shelley the whole crew

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Speaker 1: waiting by the phone is next one, and somebody get ghosted.

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Speaker 1: You've got to hear at the Entertainment Report with Kaelin

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Speaker 1: after that, what's in there?

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Speaker 2: A pop star is going country, y'all. Beeeha yee. I

599
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 2: just saw this pop star's house.

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Speaker 1: But Malowie went the way and I'm like, how the

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Speaker 1: hell the person makes so much damn money?

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Speaker 2: Her fans are crazy? Yeah, that must be why. I

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Speaker 2: don't know all that's coming up. Freend Show's off