WEBVTT - High Fives over Low T 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:02.400 Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds with. 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:06.880 Dean Aungler, Kaylen Miller Keys, and Jared Haven, an iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.280 What's going on? Everyone? Welcome to an all new episode 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:16.360 of Help I Suck At Dating? As usual the name 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:19.119 help I Suck It, Help We Suck At Being newly 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:22.880 My god, it's just I've done it so many times, 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:27.680 so so many times, and it's just a mental habit 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:30.440 I have to break. So let me start this over. 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:33.240 Welcome everybody to an all new episode of Help We 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:38.760 Suck At Being Newlyweds? There we go, as always. I 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:44.640 am joined by the lovely Kaylin Miller Keys soon to 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:49.120 be Kaylen Bell, and of course joined from his father 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:55.120 in law's study with blackout curtains, it appears, Jared Haven, 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:56.040 how are you guys? 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.160 You struggling us today? I got no videoing on here. 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.000 You can't see my I don't know what the hell 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:03.360 I'm doing. I'm on my father in law's computer right 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:06.560 now in his office because of course Ashley had to 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:08.760 use the micro computer because she has a podcast at 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:11.679 the same time as us, and obviously she takes precedent 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:14.520 because you know, she sucks, and so. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:17.039 Here I am, I'll tell you what. You've never looked better. 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:18.960 Thanks, buddy, appreciate it. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:24.160 You have never looked better. We are so honored to 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:27.680 have you listeners listening to this podcast. This week, We've 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:29.960 got a great episode in store. I want to talk 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.240 about my low testoster on levels. I know everyone's been 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:33.200 hitching to hear about that. 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:36.320 Just dying honestly, So you took your test? 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:38.240 Oh yeah, yeah, Well I was gonna say, what did 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:39.760 you want to talk about today? Acually brought something up. 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:40.840 I couldn't remember what it is, though. 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:43.039 I want to talk about your low testosteron. 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:44.000 Oh. 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:45.680 But also there is a story that I have to tell. 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:48.200 So at Audrey's on Sunday Easter, I worked and we 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:51.200 closed early and we closed at noon. But a guy 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:55.080 came in dude, and he he was so it was him, 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.680 his wife and his two kids, two boys. He was 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:59.440 the biggest Bachelor fan I think I've ever met. 0:01:59.520 --> 0:01:59.680 Dude. 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:04.920 He knew everything and he said he listens to this podcast. 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:07.040 So thank you so much. You guys are awesome for 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:10.120 coming to Audres and listening to this podcast. U U 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:14.200 U suck, We suck at Wes. We gotta figure out 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:18.040 a new chance. I think suck still works. Suck still works, 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:20.760 but it was help. I suck at dating. I suck 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:21.960 at dating, so we got to come up with something 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:26.160 different there. But this guy, dude, he was so excited 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:29.880 at the prospect of you two flying in uh because 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.680 I said, I, you know I would. He said, would 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:33.600 you ever do a live podcast at Audreys? And I said, 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.800 I'd love to, you know, but obviously Dean and Kalen 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:39.079 are planning the wedding. Dean, you know, they're traveling on time. 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:41.239 It's kind of tough for them to fly across country. 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:44.920 And he was like, honestly, I will pay for their 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.679 flight if I have the opportunity to come and hang 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:50.119 out with them. And I was like, well, you don't 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:52.320 have to do that, but I'm definitely telling Dean and 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:54.560 Calm that you offered. He came into Audrey's and the 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:57.240 two kids they were awesome, and he was like, he 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:58.799 was like, I'm not joking, I will pay for their 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:02.040 flights please. I would be honored to. Yeah, Like, don't 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:02.680 worry about. 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:05.079 It, but thank you so much, very generous of you, sir, 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:08.000 thank you very much for offering that. I can never 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:10.079 accept that offer and Jared, sounds like you could never 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:11.920 do the same thing either. I think we could do 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:14.239 it one of these days, but it has to happen 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:17.960 when we're already on that side of the country. Yeah, Like, 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:19.679 I'm not gonna fly to Rhode Island just for a 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:21.600 day and then fly back to the West. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.200 Coast, like when we're in New York or coming back 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:27.040 from Europe or in DC. Oh yeah, and we're seeing 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:27.520 my family. 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.840 Yeah, yeah, but it's tough. Like I want you guys here, obviously. 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:33.040 I would love to have you guys at Audrey's. We'm 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:35.600 not here because I'm not around, But point being is, 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:37.800 obviously you guys are also planning a wedding. You travel 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:39.880 all the time. First of all, Dean, you're away from 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:41.760 camm like months at a time. I think the last 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:43.120 thing that you guys want to do when you get 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:44.800 together is like, all right, let's hop on a flight 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:47.760 and travel three thousand miles and it would be cool. 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:49.560 I have no doubt that you'd have fun and you 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:52.000 would enjoy especially Rhode Island in summer. But yeah, if 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:53.480 we can figure out the time, you guys are already 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:54.920 in the West Coast and you do like a Rhode Island 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:56.760 trip for like two or three days where you guys 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:58.760 can travel and see some stuff that would be awesome. 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:00.840 Yeah, I think think we can find a way to 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:03.200 make it work when we're already in that area, because 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:06.360 I do still stand with my offer of I want 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:08.840 to bartend for a couple hours one day at all. 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:11.360 You want to bartender? Do you want to be a barista? Oh? 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:12.720 I guess I thought they were the same thing, but 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:15.200 I definitely see the difference. I would be a barista, 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.880 but I would secretly be sneaking drink like alcoholic drinks 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:18.960 into everyone's coffee. 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:20.720 Well, you'd immediately be fired. 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:24.200 Hey it's a good run. Hasn't even happened yet, but 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:28.120 it was a good run. But that's funny. So how's 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:30.200 everything on Oudie's going good? It's business is good. Are 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:31.800 you guys crushing it still or what? 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:34.599 Yeah? We do well, I mean we're busy knock on wood. 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:37.320 So it's just stuid. Everything is so expensive, so it's 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:40.760 really hard to make any money right now. So I'm 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.800 cutting back on costs, trying to on a lot of 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.440 different fronts and seeing if we can make a little 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:49.080 bit of profit. Because truth be told, I mean as 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:50.680 a business owner, a lot of people can understand. I 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:53.599 haven't made money off augers yet, so you know it's 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:57.240 going to be a little while longer. But honestly, like 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.960 once again, knock on wood, it's busy, I really as 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:04.640 I'm as much as it's time consuming and Ashley, you know, 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:06.839 it honestly causes the stress between Ashley and I. And 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.400 because I'm there all the time and then when I'm 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:11.400 not there, you know, I want to spend time. I 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:13.320 want to try to balance spending as much time as 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.599 I can with Ashley and Dawson, but also you know, 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:17.479 doing things that I enjoy, whether it be going to 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:20.760 the gym or trying to golf or even just you know, 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:24.000 having some me time, which is impossible now. So it's 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:27.400 it's caused friction, but not in a terrible way. You know, 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.200 Ashley and I are great communicators. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:32.080 Let's do this. Let's whenever we come out to visit 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:36.640 you guys at in Rhode Island at Audrey's, let's let's 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:37.800 carve away some golf time. 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:42.000 Dude, Dean has his golf app opened. He's looking for 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:43.839 golf courses in Rhode Island right now. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:46.400 Caylen if you could change one thing about Dean and 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:50.200 it wouldn't sacrifice his happiness, would not sacrifice happiness at all, 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:53.000 Like he would just forget it even exists, and he'd 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:55.800 find happening to some other place. What would be that 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.040 one thing? Would it be his golf obsession? 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:04.080 You know, I feel like previously it would be I'm 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.760 coming around to the idea slowly of it. Like sitting 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:09.080 in the cart with them helped, Playing golf myself helped. 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:11.640 I guess. I just try to make sure that we're 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:14.320 prioritizing time for us, and he always makes a point 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:17.440 to let me know. We spend every single waking second together. 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:20.600 But when he's gone for so long and like spending 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:23.919 all these hours at golf, sometimes I'm like, hey, remember me. 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:28.039 Of course I remember you, but you know you could 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:29.960 find other things to be doing instead of just waiting 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:31.000 for me to come back. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:31.919 But sometimes to. 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:35.440 Tell Ashley all the time, yeah, I'm like, because I 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:37.719 love you so much, Ashley, and I want to spend 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:39.919 time with you more time, but we do spend so 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.320 much time together. Her argument is that we spend so 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:45.120 much time together, but it's the classic tales the oldest 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:48.560 time we don't spend enough quality time together, and it's like, 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:51.760 I understand that, but I also don't spend enough quality 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.920 time with other people I love, like my friends, and 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:57.279 so you know, I don't know what the hell to do. 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:01.120 It's just impossible. So I get the argument, But also 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:06.279 at the same time, it's like, how can we with 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.840 all the time that we spend together, how can we 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.760 make sure that we're spending it is enough quality time 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:15.280 together without like planning it. It's impossible. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:18.400 I was also listening to a podcast just recently and 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:21.440 the host was talking about how important male friendships are 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:24.360 and how he had a psychologist come on the podcast, 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:27.320 and he said, you know, I don't know the numbers, 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:31.320 but like X out of y people that are depressed, 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:34.240 men that are depressed in old age don't have very 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:37.400 many male friendships. And so that's what I'm doing when 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.840 I play golf, is I'm fostering my male friendships because 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:41.960 I want to be happy into the late latter years 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:42.520 of my life. 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:44.520 Yeah, you don't want us to be like Paul Rudd 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:45.320 from I Love You Man. 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:48.200 No, he brings up that maybe quite a bit, actually 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:51.320 do I. Yeah, he said that you've mentioned it a 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:53.000 few times, especially with the wedding coming up. 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.000 Do I yeah, like, what. 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:57.120 My bridal shower? You're like, I'm not going to be 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:58.480 like I love you man and show up to your 0:07:58.480 --> 0:07:59.040 bridle shower. 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:03.760 Okay, there's one I'd like here a second, I don't know. Yeah, 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:05.679 Kaylen's bridle shower is here in a couple of weeks, 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:09.160 and she's like, oh, are you gonna stick going? Well, 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:12.000 I'm gonna I'm gonna be here, I guess, so I 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.080 might just pop my head in for a minute or two. 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:15.640 You have to pop your head And that's like the 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:18.240 whole point is like that. So you the girls have 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:20.920 their day and then Kaylen gets gifts and it's so, 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.880 you know, glorious, and then she just gloats about you 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:25.560 the entire time. And then all of a sudden, with 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:28.840 ten minutes to go, here comes Dean, just like you 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.360 walk down the stairs in Paradise. Here comes her man 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:34.320 to help like carry the gifts into the car. And 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:35.520 then all the girls are. 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:37.319 Like, it's like forty minutes away from our house. 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:39.280 There's no way I'm gonna go twenty minutes away. And 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:41.800 that's what Wells did. Wells showed up ten minutes before 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.560 the bridle showers ending with flowers, beautiful bouquet. 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:46.880 I'll do that. I didn't know that that was my responsibility. 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:48.160 I'm happy to here. 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:55.680 Here's a tim so for Ashley's bridal shower. Jade went, so, 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:58.200 what this is before Dawson. So then I had time 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.720 in my hands. So what happened was Hanner and I 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:04.080 went golfing at a golf course near the bridle shower 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:06.200 and timed it up so we would be done like 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:08.480 an hour before hers was done. So then we could, 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:10.920 you know, just in case it went longer or we 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:15.959 wanted to play thirty six holes. But so then Tanner 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.600 and I both went to the bridle shower and then 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:21.600 like you know, walked in and it was like, oh, 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:22.600 cher here. 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:25.040 I didn't realize that was respect like expected of the groom, 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:26.719 but I'll do it. I just thought it was like 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.680 a girl's only thing. But that's kind of more bachelor 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:31.040 are at. This is a separate like lesser. 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:34.160 Typically people play like the newlywed game. So you show 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.960 up and that's yeah, again what happened at the last 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.480 bridle showers at And then you do like how did 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:41.800 we first meet? Where was our first kiss. Where was this? 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:43.280 Okay, which we. 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:43.720 Don't have to do. 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:45.760 I do want to go back real quick because we 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:50.280 were talking about does Dean do anything because of the 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:52.360 golf that he plays? And I just want to say 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:55.880 one thing in order for me to play golf on 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:59.480 Easter Sunday. And I asked been. I was like, so Killin, 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.280 can I please play golf at this course tomorrow? And 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:02.680 she's known for a long time that I've always wanted 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:04.760 to play this course. And she was like, you know, 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:06.280 we really should get on the road. You really got 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:07.120 to get back home. 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:10.319 Because because let's prepose we had a ten hour drive 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:10.840 ahead of us. 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:12.800 Sure, yeah, ten hour drive a long drive. I'm driving 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:15.959 the whole time, So it's just that's an unnecessary bit 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:19.760 of information that you guys need. And I was like, please, please, please, 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.719 and she was like slowly coming around, and I was like, 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:24.679 I'll buy you dinner tonight and she was like, okay, fine, 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:26.800 if you buy me dinner tonight, I'll let you play 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:27.480 golf tomorrow. 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:29.200 And so we go to this excess and said no 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:30.559 complaining and did I complain? 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:32.480 No, you did it. But I was doing my best 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:34.959 to make it not to give you nothing to complain about. 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:37.760 So we got to this expensive she restaurant asked been 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.440 three hundred dollars for this meal. So I essentially had 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:44.120 to pay three hundred dollars to go golf, to get 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:45.680 Kalle's permission to let me go golf. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:47.280 It's worth every time. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.360 I mean, I agree. It was a delicious meal, a 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:52.040 great night out. I had to pay for everything, which is, 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:55.040 you know, it's not that bad. But when you get 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:56.520 the bill and it's three hundred dollars, you're like, oh 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:57.040 my gosh. 0:10:57.080 --> 0:11:00.800 This You separate your finances, are you because you're you're 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:03.600 on so many you're on a phone plan together. Don't 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:05.360 you have a bank account together too? 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:08.320 Yeah, that's what. Like our mortgage and everything is under 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:10.079 our joint bank account, and then we have our own 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:10.960 separate as well. 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.920 Do you know how much is in each other's bank accounts? 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.719 Mm hmm, yeah, you know how much is in my 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:17.240 bank account? 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:18.160 Well, you know how much is in mine? 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:19.560 My number is a lot smaller, so it's a lot 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.240 easier to keep track of my number for her than 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.320 is her numbers. I don't even think I can count 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:28.240 that high. I've got a general idea, you know, but 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:31.120 you do know, Yeah, I've got a pretty general idea. 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:33.200 Because there are couples out there who separate finances and 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:35.520 don't know what the other person's making. Like I know 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:39.679 people within Bachelor that I have examples of that happening. 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:43.439 Oh wow, No, every deal I bring in I tell them. 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:45.800 Yeah. And last year when we applied for our apartment, 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.000 we had to compile our finances to like see what 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:51.280 our network joint net worth was, and it was an 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:53.240 interesting I mean again, you know, there's a lot more 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:54.920 addition on her part than it was on my part. 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:59.000 It was it was a pretty illuminating experience to be like, oh, 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.640 we have this much, we have these much in assets, 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.800 these these much we have these money assets. So that 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.840 was an interesting experience. But yeah, we've got a joint account, 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:10.360 and then we've got a joint credit card Southwest credit 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:12.120 Card that whenever we go out to eat together, we 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:13.920 just use that because then that gets pulled from our 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:15.720 joint account, which means we're splitting the dinner. But we 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:17.119 only have to put on one credit. 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.200 Card, which is a great credit card because now we 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.360 have what is it, companion pass, so he flies for 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:26.920 free whenever I fly and we're on a list as well. 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:29.800 But I told Gene this one time he was flying 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:32.000 and I was going to go to Montiana and I 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:33.120 was like, you know what, I'm not going to go 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.000 the day before and I was like, I need to 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:36.719 cancel the flight and he's like, no, no, just keep 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.240 the flight. And then he gets on the flight boards 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:42.400 it and they like let him on, and then a 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:44.320 flight attendant comes and pulls them off the flight and 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:46.040 she's like, you can't be here without your companion. 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.199 Oh my gosh. It was like, I don't want to 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.160 say it was embarrassing, because it wasn't really embarrassing, but 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:50.319 it was. 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:51.640 It's a little evasculating. 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:55.520 I was like a six because she has a LES 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:58.360 priority and since she wasn't with me, I'm the companion 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.880 on her companion pass, so like she's like the main 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:01.520 account holder. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:02.720 She's Batman, you're Robin. 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:06.520 I'm exactly. I'm literally sitting front row on the window 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:10.200 and everyone's loaded. They're like about to pull off, like 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:13.480 you can hear the engines warring, and a flight attendant 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:16.520 comes on and she's like, who's Dean Alert? Where's Dean Unglert? 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:18.839 And I was like, I'm Denungler and she's like, you 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:21.040 got to get off this plane right now. And I 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:24.480 was like what what, Like I don't know what I 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:26.959 might have done? And I asked her. I was like, 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:28.360 what did I do? Like why am I getting off 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:30.680 this airplane? And she got so mad at me. She's like, 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:34.560 don't ask questions. You're getting off this plane. Yeah. She 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:37.959 was like no, bull crap. She's like, you're you're coming 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:40.280 off this airplane right now. Don't ask questions. And then 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:42.920 we're walking down the runway or not the runway, but 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.960 like the jetway or whatever the jet breadg yeah, and 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:47.760 I was like, so, like, what's what's going on? And 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.680 then she like got nice and kind, but like in 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.360 front of all of the entire plane, she was like 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:56.599 a stern person that was like no, yeah, And I 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.480 guess I get it, like they probably deal with like 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:00.720 unruly passengers all the time, and she just like didn't 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:02.040 want to have to deal with any of that nonsense. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:03.920 But then once I was on the jet bridge, she 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:06.400 was like finally explaining it to me, and I was like, well, 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:08.680 can I just book a ticket on that plane right now? 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:10.280 Like I'm already here, and she's like, no, you can't 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.720 do that. There's another plane leaving in four hours, you 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:14.360 can get on that. I was like, I'm not waiting 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:16.240 here for four hours, and so I stormed out of 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:18.480 there and I just got a flight the next day 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:20.160 on a different airline, just out of principle. 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:23.120 Probably saw your name. I wonder if she recognized there 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:26.120 was like, oh Jesus, this is the reality TV guy. 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:27.840 Guys think they can get away with anything. 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:29.760 Yeah, he's gonna be such a dick. All right, I 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:31.480 gotta get ready for this air get pumped up. 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:34.000 It sucked. My brother was like ready to pick me 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:35.880 up at the airport. He like already got a permission 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:37.680 to leave work early. And then I had to call 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.880 and be like, hey, I just got kicked off the airplane. 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.640 It's just such a funny thing to say. 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:43.880 Did you make up a story at least or did 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:44.400 you tell the truth? 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:44.640 And just. 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.560 With me? And he picked me off the plane. 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:50.720 I had a machete in my luggage and for some 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.880 reason they didn't think that was allowable on the airplane. 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:56.720 So yeah, anyways, all that to say, yeah, I do 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:57.880 have to do a lot to like kill and to 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:04.920 let me play golf. But full circle, Yeah, this week 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:06.960 and I got my club championship, so I've been prepping 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:08.840 a little bit for that. I'm a little nervous. You know, 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.080 I didn't We got fourth place last year, which isn't 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.200 so bad, but this year I'm going for first. 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:14.640 So how many people play? 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.800 Yeah, there's the well, I don't really want to answer that. 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:20.200 There's four people that played. 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:24.880 Yeah, wait, there's like sixty. 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:27.920 But but it's different branches, right. 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:30.960 Yeah, there's like tiers, so there's like three fourth places. 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:32.520 Is like your jam. 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:34.080 Yeah, but he was in the worst tier. 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:36.640 I was not in the worst here, I was in 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:39.080 the second. I was in the middle tier. I wasn't 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:40.320 the best. I wasn't the worst. I was in the 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:42.320 middle you want to be. And there's like twenty people 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.120 in that tier. So out of those twenty, I got fourth, 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.800 which you know, it's not great. It's nothing to brag about. 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:50.920 But next week on this podcast, sorry, we're getting like 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:52.520 a phone call or something over here. Maybe that's what 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:55.000 it is. Next week on the podcast, I'll be gloating 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.480 about having gotten first place at this year's club championship. 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.160 I can't wait for more golf talk. 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:13.520 Right now. What I want to do is talk about 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:17.680 another manly aspect of your body, which is your low TESTOSGY. 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:17.920 Yeah. 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:19.800 Thanks. I I did put in the notes that I 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:22.440 was willing to talk about this. It's a sensitive subject 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:25.920 for a lot of people. I think, you know, it's. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:27.080 Your own fault for letting us talk about it on 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:27.600 this podcast. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:33.360 Specifically, I'm obviously pretty transparent with everything going on in 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:33.880 my life. 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:35.760 I feel like it makes you more relatable, Like, I'm 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:39.360 sure there are other men out there struggling with this, yeah, 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:44.680 that maybe are listening or maybe listening, and it's it's 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:46.120 just nice to know that you're not alone. 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:47.920 Well sure, and that's kind of why I like And 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:49.400 the thing at the end of the day is like, 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:51.360 it's just it's it's real and it's not a lie. 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:54.560 And so I don't see any point in not discussing 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.560 it because it's just life, you know, and some people 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.440