WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Jergins Lotion

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, scary. What's your phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 1>Ella wants to play a phone tap on her brother Kyle,

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<v Speaker 1>who needs to have his phone glued to his ear

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<v Speaker 1>for his business all day long, and he's always being

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<v Speaker 1>solicited by relentless telephone telemarketers. So she figured, hey, why

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<v Speaker 1>not get him with a mister Michael Oppenheimer phone tap,

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<v Speaker 1>especially since he's not really familiar with the shows. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see what happens in today's phone tap. Hello, good afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer from EV ninety set with

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<v Speaker 1>Jurgens Beautiful Difference beauty products. How are you doing today?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir? H good?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you about some of the products Jurgens

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<v Speaker 1>has to Okay, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what, I'm gonna save you some trouble here. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we have the Jurgens Natural Globe Express Body nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>How old are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Jurgens Beauty products. Jurgen's

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<v Speaker 1>Natural glu You just all this number. Jurgen's Natural Glow

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<v Speaker 1>Moisturizers Transform your skin. I'm not interested by gradually creating fabulous,

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<v Speaker 1>natural looking summer colors.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not interested, man, Do not call me back.

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<v Speaker 1>We have daily moisturizers which hydrate.

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<v Speaker 2>Yo's your problem, man? This is yeah. You know where

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<v Speaker 2>did you get this number? Man? Do not call me.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever list you got my number from, take me off

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<v Speaker 2>the list.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever want actual softness and beautiful, healthier looking

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<v Speaker 1>skin getting me?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>We have the ultra healing extra dry skin.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you constructing me on my cell phone number? You can't

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<v Speaker 2>do that. That's illegal. You're working the law right now,

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<v Speaker 2>jurgons whatever. Man, Okay, there's don't want you to ever

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<v Speaker 2>call this number again. And if I get calls from

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<v Speaker 2>anybody else, you're gonna hear from my lawyers.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a construction worker with hands like leather?

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<v Speaker 2>This Christ? Are you from Mars or something?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have corns on your feet?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>How about Jurgen shade butter?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show better your bad off.

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<v Speaker 1>Funny you say that if you're bald, you can rub

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<v Speaker 1>Jurgen shade butter on your head.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, you're rubbing Jurgen shade butter on your head.

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<v Speaker 1>We also have the Jurgens soothing Alan.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Jurgis. Dude, didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you ever squirt Jurgens in your hands?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you a computer?

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<v Speaker 1>For just nine dollars in ninety nine cents, we can

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<v Speaker 1>give you the Jurgen's three pack.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not a computer.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a person.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a person.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine dollars and ninety nine cents right now, sir? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I have your credit card? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>One two three, one two.

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<v Speaker 2>Three four five six four five six seven eight your mother.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's not a valid credit card number.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, I'm not gonna buy.

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<v Speaker 1>Your Are you suffering from unnecessary week game?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm boy?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you.

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<v Speaker 2>Calling me? We're not off on my phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the skin on your arms dry?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to spend the rest of my afternoon coming

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<v Speaker 2>down there to beat your head in. You are seriously

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<v Speaker 2>what my day? I need this phone open so I

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<v Speaker 2>can get calls.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, this is Michael Oppenheimer with Jurgen's agent.

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<v Speaker 2>From a multif anymore. Jesus Christ, your stupid ass.

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<v Speaker 1>You can scuore Jurgons in your hand and rub it

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<v Speaker 1>all over your body.

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<v Speaker 2>What kindible takes a job where their job is every

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<v Speaker 2>day to call and bother them out of people?

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<v Speaker 1>Jurgen's solutions can be used for many things.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you spend every night in your mom's basement

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<v Speaker 2>watching porn with a bottle of Jurgons next to you.

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<v Speaker 1>That is my private business and my own person, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you want to head set right now because

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<v Speaker 2>you've got one hand on the ocean bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you this one dollar coupon for the Jurgen's

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<v Speaker 1>Natural Glow Advisor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's great, so you can see your in the

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<v Speaker 2>in the dark.

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<v Speaker 1>When can I be combined with any other offer? See

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<v Speaker 1>coop on for details? While supplies last, listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any more time for you, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you move on to somebody else. You're not

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<v Speaker 2>making a sale here, Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, in that case, I just wanted to let you

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<v Speaker 1>know that you've been phone tapped. What Kyle, My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Scary Jones with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 1>and the hell is phone tapping you?

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<v Speaker 2>D thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, she had to go to a meeting, but she

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<v Speaker 1>gave me your phone number and said that you'll definitely

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<v Speaker 1>pick up dude.

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<v Speaker 2>You should see me over here. I'm sweating, I'm pacing

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<v Speaker 2>around the joint. Oh my god, you're kidding me. Elvis

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<v Speaker 2>Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>all participates.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show