Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1: Here we go, scary. What's your phone tap all about?
Speaker 1: Ella wants to play a phone tap on her brother Kyle,
Speaker 1: who needs to have his phone glued to his ear
Speaker 1: for his business all day long, and he's always being
Speaker 1: solicited by relentless telephone telemarketers. So she figured, hey, why
Speaker 1: not get him with a mister Michael Oppenheimer phone tap,
Speaker 1: especially since he's not really familiar with the shows. All right,
Speaker 1: let's see what happens in today's phone tap. Hello, good afternoon.
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer from EV ninety set with
Speaker 1: Jurgens Beautiful Difference beauty products. How are you doing today?
Speaker 2: Sir? H good?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about some of the products Jurgens
Speaker 1: has to Okay, you.
Speaker 2: Know what, I'm gonna save you some trouble here. I'm
Speaker 2: not interested.
Speaker 1: Okay, we have the Jurgens Natural Globe Express Body nice.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: How old are you?
Speaker 2: Sir? Who is this?
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Jurgens Beauty products. Jurgen's
Speaker 1: Natural glu You just all this number. Jurgen's Natural Glow
Speaker 1: Moisturizers Transform your skin. I'm not interested by gradually creating fabulous,
Speaker 1: natural looking summer colors.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not interested, man, Do not call me back.
Speaker 1: We have daily moisturizers which hydrate.
Speaker 2: Yo's your problem, man? This is yeah. You know where
Speaker 2: did you get this number? Man? Do not call me.
Speaker 2: Whatever list you got my number from, take me off
Speaker 2: the list.
Speaker 1: Did you ever want actual softness and beautiful, healthier looking
Speaker 1: skin getting me?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: We have the ultra healing extra dry skin.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. Are
Speaker 2: you constructing me on my cell phone number? You can't
Speaker 2: do that. That's illegal. You're working the law right now,
Speaker 2: jurgons whatever. Man, Okay, there's don't want you to ever
Speaker 2: call this number again. And if I get calls from
Speaker 2: anybody else, you're gonna hear from my lawyers.
Speaker 1: Are you a construction worker with hands like leather?
Speaker 2: This Christ? Are you from Mars or something?
Speaker 1: Do you have corns on your feet?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: How about Jurgen shade butter?
Speaker 2: I'll show better your bad off.
Speaker 1: Funny you say that if you're bald, you can rub
Speaker 1: Jurgen shade butter on your head.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you're rubbing Jurgen shade butter on your head.
Speaker 1: We also have the Jurgens soothing Alan.
Speaker 2: I'm not interested.
Speaker 1: Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Jurgis. Dude, didn't
Speaker 1: you ever squirt Jurgens in your hands?
Speaker 2: Are you a computer?
Speaker 1: For just nine dollars in ninety nine cents, we can
Speaker 1: give you the Jurgen's three pack.
Speaker 2: You're not a computer.
Speaker 1: I'm a person.
Speaker 2: You're a person.
Speaker 1: Nine dollars and ninety nine cents right now, sir? Can
Speaker 1: I have your credit card? Please?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: One two three, one two.
Speaker 2: Three four five six four five six seven eight your mother.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's not a valid credit card number.
Speaker 2: Sir, I'm not gonna buy.
Speaker 1: Your Are you suffering from unnecessary week game?
Speaker 2: I'm boy?
Speaker 1: Do you.
Speaker 2: Calling me? We're not off on my phone?
Speaker 1: Is the skin on your arms dry?
Speaker 2: I'm going to spend the rest of my afternoon coming
Speaker 2: down there to beat your head in. You are seriously
Speaker 2: what my day? I need this phone open so I
Speaker 2: can get calls.
Speaker 1: Hello, this is Michael Oppenheimer with Jurgen's agent.
Speaker 2: From a multif anymore. Jesus Christ, your stupid ass.
Speaker 1: You can scuore Jurgons in your hand and rub it
Speaker 1: all over your body.
Speaker 2: What kindible takes a job where their job is every
Speaker 2: day to call and bother them out of people?
Speaker 1: Jurgen's solutions can be used for many things.
Speaker 2: I bet you spend every night in your mom's basement
Speaker 2: watching porn with a bottle of Jurgons next to you.
Speaker 1: That is my private business and my own person, right.
Speaker 2: I bet you want to head set right now because
Speaker 2: you've got one hand on the ocean bottle.
Speaker 1: I'll give you this one dollar coupon for the Jurgen's
Speaker 1: Natural Glow Advisor.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great, so you can see your in the
Speaker 2: in the dark.
Speaker 1: When can I be combined with any other offer? See
Speaker 1: coop on for details? While supplies last, listen.
Speaker 2: I don't have any more time for you, all right,
Speaker 2: Why don't you move on to somebody else. You're not
Speaker 2: making a sale here, Okay?
Speaker 1: Well, in that case, I just wanted to let you
Speaker 1: know that you've been phone tapped. What Kyle, My name
Speaker 1: is Scary Jones with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
Speaker 1: and the hell is phone tapping you?
Speaker 2: D thing?
Speaker 1: Yes, she had to go to a meeting, but she
Speaker 1: gave me your phone number and said that you'll definitely
Speaker 1: pick up dude.
Speaker 2: You should see me over here. I'm sweating, I'm pacing
Speaker 2: around the joint. Oh my god, you're kidding me. Elvis
Speaker 2: Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 1: This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
Speaker 1: all participates.
Speaker 2: The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
Speaker 2: the Morning Show