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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little Secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was not expecting for this phone call, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like shaking. I feel like I'm gonna throw up

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Speaker 1: because I've never told anybody about it.

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Speaker 2: My parents don't even know about it. Oh no, oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's hear it. So this goes back to high school.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, so rewind, I'm twenty two years old.

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Speaker 1: Now, I was probably sixteen at the time. I was

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Speaker 1: in high school and I was dating a redhead.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that's not the secret part, right.

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Speaker 1: Well, I may have ended up sleeping with some mother

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Speaker 1: on accident.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: So you are dating a girl who's a redhead and

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Speaker 3: you end up sleeping with your girlfriend's mother basically.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh, how does that happen?

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Speaker 1: Well, so after we quit dating right after high school,

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Speaker 1: I just turned eighteen that summer and did not know it,

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Speaker 1: but I took a job in a town about forty

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Speaker 1: five minutes away from where I live and didn't know

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Speaker 1: that her mom was single and ended up meeting her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was just like one of those high school dating things.

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Speaker 2: You know, you don't ever really meet the parents. Okay,

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Speaker 2: what and it never came up. I always meet the parents.

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Speaker 1: Didn't come up until I was over at her house.

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Speaker 1: Her daughter walked in and I was sitting on the

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Speaker 1: couch and her mom introduced me.

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Speaker 2: Now, mind you, her mom.

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Speaker 1: Had her when she was like fifteen, so she was

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Speaker 1: only a little bit older than me.

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Speaker 2: Wait. So the problem here, though, is that you were sixteen, right,

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Speaker 2: and you know this happened after.

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Speaker 1: Whenever I slept with her mother, I was currently eighteen.

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Speaker 2: I was of eight Okay, okay, the mother also a redhead. No,

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Speaker 2: the mother was not a redhead.

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Speaker 3: Flood.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so were you like in a relationship with the mother.

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Speaker 1: I was sleeping with the mother more so of like

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Speaker 1: very dishing.

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Speaker 2: Up with her, very different than a relationship. Please you

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Speaker 2: met the daughter technically, Like that's.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean I met the daughter in high school.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't like I, you know, was sleeping with the daughter.

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Speaker 2: Also, I never of high school. So when the daughter

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Speaker 2: walked in and saw you, is that the daughter you dated?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was kind of like a oh hey, oh.

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Speaker 2: Because that's her secret too. Yeah. And then so and

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Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, we we know each other. You're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I got a type. It's in the family. Yeah, you

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Speaker 2: definitely do have a type for sure, whatever their last

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Speaker 2: name is. Hey, what's up. You have a dirty little secret? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: My dirty little secret is it's a bit of a

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Speaker 4: betrayal toward one of my friend's parents. Okay, when I

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Speaker 4: was in college, I was really tight with this guy

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Speaker 4: and we hung out a lot, and.

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Speaker 3: I would give him ride home every now from school,

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Speaker 3: and I met his mom, and his mom and I

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Speaker 3: had a really good relationship, and she took a trip

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Speaker 3: out of town while we still had classes going, and

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Speaker 3: she said, out of all of my son's friends, you're

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Speaker 3: the only one I trust to be in my house

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Speaker 3: when I'm not here. So so she actually invited me

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Speaker 3: to stay and watch the house. And it was funny

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Speaker 3: because it was sort of like in a move to

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Speaker 3: make sure he behaved himself, because she knew she was

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Speaker 3: so confident I would.

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Speaker 4: So I stayed.

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Speaker 3: And my guy friend and I wound up having sex

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Speaker 3: in her house. And we had sex in her bed.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Not what I thought that was doing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, me either, but it happened.

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Speaker 2: She obviously doesn't know that. No, she never did you

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Speaker 2: wash her sheet in bed?

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Speaker 3: Honestly? No, No, all right, that's right, there's the well,

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Speaker 3: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Sure, what's your dirty little secret?