1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: How do you like your coffee tall? Dark, heavy on 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:09,040 Speaker 1: the cream? Well, I ask because a recent study was 3 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 1: just published on what your coffee order says about you, 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: and we'll go over it next so you can find 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,240 Speaker 1: out all you need to know about yourself based on 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:19,759 Speaker 1: how you like your being prepared. Well, oh, right after this, Wow, 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,239 Speaker 1: it's Ajewble show. What if I like to put ketchup 8 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 1: in my coffee? Is psychopath the Jewel Show. That's a 9 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: text message we just got into four one oh sixty 10 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: one because a recent study just published says what your 11 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:34,239 Speaker 1: coffee order says about you as a person. If you 12 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 1: like to put ketchup in your coffee's a lot of questions, yeah, 13 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: that one. Anyway, think about how you like your coffee 14 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: and how stabby you get if the breista makes your 15 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: coffee wrong, and will tell you exactly what that says 16 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 1: about you right now. If you like your coffee black, 17 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: here's apparently what it says about your personality, you have 18 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: an emotionally repressed pragmatist with possible control fixation personality type. 19 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 1: Really says you like your coffee the same way you 20 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: like your interpersonal connections. It's bitter and emotionally unavailable. 21 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 2: Oh, I just always think of people that drink just 22 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 2: plain black coffee is just having a high pain threshold. 23 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: Really says you're probably the kind of person who calls 24 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,320 Speaker 1: it bean juice and judges everybody else who needs milk 25 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:15,039 Speaker 1: in it like they were a child. Yeah, this is 26 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: very true. They do do ye. Also to note, Ted 27 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 1: Bundy liked his coffee black high pain tolerance. That's the 28 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,959 Speaker 1: type of personality that you have if you like your 29 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,679 Speaker 1: coffee just black, if you liked iced coffee even in 30 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: the winter. Yeah, it says that your personality type is 31 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 1: a stylized chaos agent with high stimulant dependency. 32 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 2: You know, it's funny every time we do these, the 33 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 2: word chaos always fits in the type of thing. 34 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 3: I've never seen get an iced coffee before. 35 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 2: I make my coffee in the morning, and I put 36 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 2: ice in it before I leave my home because I 37 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 2: have a cool coffee maker that does an espresso machine. 38 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: It says that you prioritize aesthetics over logic. Maybe, and 39 00:01:55,480 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: your thermostat is always set to drama cold one hundred 40 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: percent of the time, but you won't touch hot coffee 41 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 1: because the vibes just aren't there for you. But your 42 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,359 Speaker 1: whole personality is coffee, a little bit of trauma, and 43 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: one claw clip holding it all together. 44 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 2: This feels like an older version of myself, not today's version, It. 45 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: Says Billie Eilish Lord and your ex who soft blocked 46 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 1: you all drink iced coffee in a snowstorm. We're king 47 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: over a new study that says what your coffee order 48 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: says about you as a person. If you like a 49 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 1: caramel macchiato, your personality type is romanticized anxiety, romantic with 50 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: mild retail therapy compulsion. 51 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 2: Interesting, and I would also add low pain threshold. 52 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: Really, I don't know why. 53 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 2: I just think people that like the super sweet drinks 54 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 2: just don't have a high pain tolerance. 55 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 1: It says, if you get a Kraml macchiato, it's not 56 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 1: just a drink, it's your coping mechanism. Yes, you romanticize 57 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 1: the hell out of your life, main character, energy break 58 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: down and then have a Starbucks run. Yeah, I love 59 00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 1: that for you. It says, Ariana Grande is somebody who 60 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: likes a caramel macchiato. So that type of first nat Oh, okay, 61 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: that kind of makes sense. If you like a macha laate, 62 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 1: then you carry a calm energy, but also judge people 63 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,119 Speaker 1: who still drink regular coffee. 64 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 3: Is it macha latte where they put macha and a 65 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 3: latte and they just combine. 66 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, they're dirty macha. Oh that's good. Yeah, I like 67 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: them a lot. 68 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,359 Speaker 2: Is it macha in milk or there's actual coffee in 69 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 2: your macha too? It's espresso because it's. 70 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: It's like macha powder or whatever mixed with the coffee. Oh, 71 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 1: so it's a lot. It's a latte, but then they 72 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 1: just put macha in it. It's good. I like it 73 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 1: a lot. I don't know if it's my favorite, but 74 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: I like a lot. It also says you meditate, but 75 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 1: only after a forty minute TikTok scroll and you've definitely 76 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: said I'm protecting my piece. After ghosting a group chat, 77 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: we found. 78 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 3: More like ghosting an email chat too. 79 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 1: Pretty much anything. Yeah, I have no problem mixing things 80 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: out of my life at all. Yeah, like this email 81 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: thing bugs me x ex personality tough, soft spoken, mystic 82 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 1: with avoidant conflict tendency. Yeah, I can see that. Let 83 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: us If you like cold Proof, that's your favorite coffee, 84 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: It says your personality is a high functioning, burnout survivor 85 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: with resting crisis face. I'm taking this as erigually. 86 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,160 Speaker 3: Okay, but it's not just because I've tried other coffees 87 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 3: and I've tried to like other coffees, but they all 88 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 3: make me sleepy, makes me tired. 89 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,280 Speaker 1: It's really funny because it says you drink this not 90 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: because you like it, but because you need it to function. 91 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: You're either running from your problems or trying to physically 92 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: outrun them. Amazing, that's so accurate. 93 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,040 Speaker 2: I've never heard anymore in my life. 94 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 1: What kind of resting face does. 95 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 2: She have again? Oh, resting crisis face, resting crisis face. 96 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 2: That face that she makes like a little puppy going 97 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:44,679 Speaker 2: woos your resting crisis face. 98 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:49,040 Speaker 1: Your vibe is high achiever on the edge of meltdown. Yeah, 99 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: you drink cold brew like its water and refer to 100 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 1: four hours of sleep as plenty. 101 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 3: I mean, hey, man, I can sleep later. 102 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 1: And here's what a vanilla latte says about you, which 103 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:01,160 Speaker 1: is my favorite coffee? Okay, sugar f evenill at So 104 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 1: this one is really yeah, yes, this one is actually 105 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 1: my favorite. It says that you're a gentle overthinker with 106 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: people pleasing reflux disorder. 107 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 3: Stop. 108 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, it says you're sweet, approachable, and probably say oops, 109 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 1: even when it's not your fault. Yeah, that reaccurate. Yeah, 110 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 1: sorry or oops a lot I've said when I know 111 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 1: I shouldn't have. You read too much into text punctuation definitely, 112 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: and use sparkles on ironically, Oh you should do that more. 113 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: But beneath the milky exteriorize a storm of indecision, your 114 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 1: panic over choosing between oat or almond milk, and then 115 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: apologize to the breeze for existing. 116 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:41,560 Speaker 2: Oh it's like sweet and sad. 117 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 1: Yeah at the same time. Yeah, for sure you'll be 118 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,160 Speaker 1: happy and said at the same time. And I've mastered 119 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 1: that your phone break up is ever around the twenties. 120 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 1: Your next one is coming up right after this. I've 121 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 1: been right after that. His needle's training. It's the Jewel Show.