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Speaker 1: It's ninety seven, the Cold War, and Joseph Stalin's daughter,

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Speaker 1: spent Lana, the Princess of the Kremlin, has just fled

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Speaker 1: Mother Russia. Her new home, a place where the roads

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Speaker 1: are paved with gold and people bake apple pies out

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Speaker 1: of baseballs and freedom, a place called America. I have

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Speaker 1: a hit here that story alone would be worthy of

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Speaker 1: a podcast, but this one, Spent Lana. Spent Lana is

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Speaker 1: about what comes next, and it's the craziest story I've

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Speaker 1: ever heard. It has KGB agents, mystics and a Frank

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Speaker 1: Lloyd Wright commune, destiny, immortality and unbreakable cycles, weird sex stuff,

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Speaker 1: weird money stuff, weird dances, three Olga's, two spent Laanas,

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Speaker 1: and one neurota gay playwright who won't shut up about

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Speaker 1: it all. Guess which one I am listen to Spent

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Speaker 1: Lana Spent Lana on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

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Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcasts.