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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we

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Speaker 1: got a brand new full hour for you.

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Speaker 2: And I will tell.

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Speaker 1: You that Jeffrey was in costume for his song of

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Speaker 3: Today, Yes, and white the costume it was. If you

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Speaker 3: song of the weeks, you can't hit up our YouTube

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Speaker 3: if you're not there already, it's YouTube dot com slash

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so smart.

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Speaker 3: All right, before we get to the brand new full hour, alexis,

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Speaker 3: what is the textboard saying?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Dallan said, checking in from Bangkok?

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Speaker 2: Can you ask Kose to say Bangkok without laughing?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Bangkok?

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Speaker 4: Wow, that counts.

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Speaker 2: That counts. I love it.

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Speaker 3: I love where you're listening from all over the world.

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Speaker 3: That's so cool to us. I hope you all enjoy

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Speaker 3: the next full hour. It starts right now.

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Speaker 5: Starting Monday, Halloween Week begins.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy, it's.

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Speaker 5: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. It's one of the biggest

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Speaker 5: weeks of the entire year for this show. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: and I know that because starting November one, everybody mails

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Speaker 1: That's right, as as you should, so.

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Speaker 5: If you're wondering what Halloween Week means, I can confirm

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Speaker 5: already at this moment that we have some second date

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Speaker 5: updates that are going to involve the spooky season. A

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Speaker 5: hilarious battle of the Tinder dates where we hear about

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Speaker 5: some themed shock collar questions, a special what you're doing

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Speaker 5: with Jose and alexis.

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Speaker 2: Really this is our super Bowl?

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Speaker 5: Yep?

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Speaker 2: I mean I love Halloween.

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Speaker 5: Including a brand news segment called Brooke refuses to hand

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Speaker 5: out candy to children and eats it in front of them.

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Speaker 1: Ah, I didn't hear that.

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Speaker 2: It's just the audio of children crying.

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Speaker 4: Yep, and me laughing.

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Speaker 5: It's just ten minutes straight.

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Speaker 2: But me laughing with my mouthful exactly.

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Speaker 5: Lots of fun stuff plan. I'm hoping somebody mixes in

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Speaker 5: a random ghost story too, because I just love those.

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Speaker 5: So remember mark your calendars or do people even use

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Speaker 5: those anymore? Put a notification in.

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Speaker 1: Your phone Google calendar, Yeah, or just.

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Speaker 5: Follow us on social media at Brook and Jeffrey, on YouTube, TikTok,

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Speaker 5: wherever you find us.

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Speaker 2: That'll keep you straight.

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Speaker 5: Yep, you'll follow along with all of our Halloween content

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Speaker 5: next week. Now we're gonna move on to a Norman

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Speaker 5: shot Colic Question of the Day, but switching it up.

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Speaker 5: Send it over to Alexis to ask us the questions today.

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Speaker 2: Who's gonna buy my Starbucks?

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Speaker 5: First answer, did you not prepare? Alexis? Okay, you've already

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Speaker 5: mailed it in pre November first, so that's fine. Okay,

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Speaker 5: We're just gonna send it over to Jake. Then save us, Jake, very.

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Speaker 6: Normal shock here.

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Speaker 7: Okay, get out your tarp sized bibs and your gas

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Speaker 7: powered forks.

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Speaker 4: Okay, because take.

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Speaker 6: Day is National Food Day, super Bowl.

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Speaker 8: We.

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Speaker 7: Finally a holiday where Americans can celebrate our number one

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Speaker 7: plenty of questionable food options here in America. Deep fried oreos,

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Speaker 8: So fired.

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Speaker 7: What about the rest of the world, What strange foods

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Speaker 6: Oh, plenty of twenty hum Now.

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Speaker 7: You say number one through twenty I'll describe a strange

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Speaker 6: Just an abomination I made up.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 7: We'll start with the woman who's mac and cheese recipe

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Speaker 6: On a erkan.

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Speaker 2: Not true, very six for six Alexis.

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Speaker 7: You're familiar with Great Britain, then you should know this

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Speaker 7: dish called bubble and squeak. It's a mix of fried

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Speaker 6: Is that Eat it or deleteed for bubble and squeak.

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Speaker 6: Screaming potatoes, not pickles.

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Speaker 4: Potatoes are screaming.

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Speaker 2: Potatoes and cabbage. They're big on cabbage there.

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Speaker 5: You go to a restaurant order a family sized bubble

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Ireland has a lot of cabbage.

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Speaker 1: I never had this. Neither he was protecting me from

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Speaker 5: Didn't love you to show you his truth.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't actually sound that bad to eat. Just the

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Speaker 7: Mean I say delete it, Alex says delete it.

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Speaker 6: Bubble and squeak is all real.

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Speaker 4: He kept it from you.

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Speaker 5: This family recipe, Yeah no salt.

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Speaker 6: All right, it's your turn, let's go eight Brook.

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Speaker 7: In Australia, they claim this sandwich filling tastes like a

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Speaker 7: little bit of salty magic. It's called fairy butter. It's

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Speaker 5: But they won't eat a normal sandwich. It has to

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Speaker 3: Weird though. Raspberries and butter sound amazing. It sounds like

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Speaker 3: That's the thing is like, maybe they finally come to

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go eat it.

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Speaker 7: Brooks says, eat it too delicious. Stick with your vegemite Australia, Jose.

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Speaker 7: Wherever you six and eight are off the board, let's

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Speaker 7: go twelve, Jose. They say it's not a traditional Scottish

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Speaker 3: I just think that the key here where I think

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Speaker 1: They don't eat a lot of beef there. It's like lamb.

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Speaker 1: It's like a lot of mutton and a lot of chicken.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like and there's no way to get

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Speaker 1: But if it's like a traditional dish you usually use,

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Speaker 5: Grass is traditional Scotland.

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Speaker 4: So you know, I think it's too much for my palate.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say this is delete.

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Speaker 6: It, Jose. Says lawn sausages, and delete.

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Speaker 7: It, Jeffrey, we're talking strange foods for National Food Day,

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Speaker 7: and we're finally over to you.

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Speaker 5: Finally, let's go to number nineteen.

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Speaker 7: All right, they say in medieval times, after a big

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Speaker 7: meal nights, it's something called pigeon pie, along with cloves, nutmeg,

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Speaker 7: until Chris is pigeon pie and eat it or delete it, dude.

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Speaker 3: Pigeon is like a delicacy in a lot of places.

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Speaker 5: Pigeons are a government conspiracy. They're not real, forgot, They

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Speaker 5: are bake birds used to spy on the American public.

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Speaker 5: That's how I know for a fact that this is deleted.

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Speaker 6: Jeff is deleted night loved it.

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Speaker 7: Maybe they were spying on the nights back then too,

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Speaker 7: That is aned it, And that means Jose's.

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Speaker 6: Plenty of plenty.

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Speaker 5: All right, Well, Jose, you get to choose who get shocked.

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Speaker 5: They're going to be singing Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter. Who

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Speaker 5: are you gonna call it? I'm not I'm gonna go

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Speaker 5: with you, Jeff Okay, I was raising something else.

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Speaker 3: It's because he has a satin night that he loves.

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Speaker 5: Now, I was thinking about me every night. Oh isn't

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Speaker 5: that sweet? I guess, so say you can't sleep baby?

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Speaker 5: I know that's that me, espresso. That's your shock color

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Speaker 5: question of the day. We got your phones outs coming

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Speaker 5: up in just a few.

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Speaker 10: Minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: We're exactly one week away from our annual Brooke and

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Speaker 5: Jeffery Halloween show. Okay, let's go, jass man. I'm assuming

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Speaker 5: since no one on the text board has asked at

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Speaker 5: seven eighty five nine two, you must be thinking that

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Speaker 5: we've already selected our group costume. And selected is an

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Speaker 5: a short list of strange choices.

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Speaker 3: It's exciting to dress up as a costume.

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Speaker 5: That's what you tell your children when they don't want

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Speaker 2: Come better, idea.

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, all he wants to do is wear that

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Speaker 5: If you don't want to have like ten million views online,

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Speaker 5: then you don't want to get it. But looking back

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Speaker 5: most traction for us? The biggest reaction was it Harry

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Speaker 5: Potter when Brooke went is Hagrid or Scooby Doo when

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Speaker 5: jose went is Scooby after hot boxing the Mystery Machine.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that was like the best profile picture

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Speaker 4: of j and I've ever had.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what were you?

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Speaker 3: Also grew natural facial hair for Hagrid?

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Speaker 5: So amazing. But for this year, I do have a

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Speaker 5: prediction this year's group costume will go down as being

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Speaker 5: right in the middle, not great, not horrible, But we

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Speaker 5: did it.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I put in so much effort into

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Speaker 3: my costume.

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Speaker 1: Nobody else says I need to do what Jeff is.

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Speaker 3: I've been sourcing pieces from different places.

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Speaker 2: I have been going out what is happening in this

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Speaker 2: You never.

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Speaker 5: Heard the term tryhard Brook? You need to look it up.

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Speaker 5: And that's why everybody needs to jump on our socials

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Speaker 5: right now to get ready for this the most mid

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Speaker 5: group costumes of all time. Brook and Jeffrey fans go

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Speaker 5: to Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Facebook at Brook and Jeffrey. In

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Speaker 5: one week from today, I promise you will be looking

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Speaker 5: at our pictures saying Yeah, that's that's something.

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Speaker 6: Was a good hit.

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Speaker 5: We'll find out more, you know, Meek from today when

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Speaker 5: right after this. It's the radio segment that's starting a

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Speaker 5: charity for divorced fathers with dad bods making their dreams

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Speaker 2: Start Jeff.

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Speaker 5: A seventy six year old man named John Moss put

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Speaker 5: And then when you approached his porch, there was a

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Speaker 5: Signs so free? Yeah? Well what happened. Police were driving

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Speaker 1: It's like when when you accuse your partner of cheating,

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Speaker 12: That type of thing.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, what are you trying to say, bro?

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, what is Every accusation is a confession.

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Speaker 5: After a search of his home, deputies found thirty two

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Speaker 5: Apparently officers were not dissuaded by John's self proclaimed drug

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Speaker 5: stories out of the velvet rope Rooms. Fancy, the hottest

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Speaker 5: So what was it. It's called Studio Cheese.

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Speaker 4: Hey, let's go do it.

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Speaker 1: What's happening.

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Speaker 5: It's a pop up nightclub hosted by the Cheddar cracker

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Speaker 3: It's Goods every Day.

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Speaker 5: The brand says it's a way to connect with gen

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Speaker 4: A cheese It bag.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and they did it by featuring cheese it infused

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Speaker 6: Okay, cheese It hot.

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Speaker 5: And spicy crackers along with a cheesy sprits lemon seltzer.

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Speaker 6: So I don't know about the drinks.

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Speaker 5: Cheese teenies were also on the menu.

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Speaker 2: Instead definitely dirty.

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Speaker 5: Those are just the drinks. The menu was popping from

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Speaker 2: I love those white cheddar cheese its.

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Speaker 4: Original.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, they had everything for this. There was even

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Speaker 5: a cheese it shaped disco ball, and the dance floor

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Speaker 1: The iconic hole in the middle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so don't trip.

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Speaker 5: In the three days the nightclub was opened, it hosted

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Speaker 4: Dude, this is smart. All snack food should do this.

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Speaker 2: That's how we finally get gen.

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Speaker 13: Z Oreole Club Club, Goldfish Club Goldfish as well, Goldfish

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Speaker 5: We are so basic and we love it. The next

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Speaker 1: If you were making us hungry to.

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Speaker 5: Well, if you're a regular at Starbucks, this is some

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Speaker 5: big news. The CEO recently talked about the ways they're

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Speaker 9: Orderly basic woman, Pumpkins.

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Speaker 1: All you have to look at is your previous Ye,

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Speaker 4: Mind blown Brooks, How dare you ruin their secret for me?

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Speaker 5: But it's not a robot or anything that can read

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Speaker 5: like it's more about the Starbucks app being able to

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Speaker 13: It should just start ordering it for me, like I

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Speaker 4: Boom, your order's ready. I did want a Starbucks.

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Speaker 6: I'll be back.

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Speaker 2: Without your approval.

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Speaker 4: I'm just like, oh, okay, that makes sense.

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Speaker 5: This next laser's or is out of the miracle Cure Motel.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 5: You might remember the group of researchers who won the

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Speaker 4: Way, so now it's mouth the butt.

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Speaker 5: Are you joking?

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Speaker 6: Ben over?

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Speaker 13: I got you?

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Speaker 5: And not only did putting oxygen into their butt proof

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Speaker 3: Actually crazy, like all kidding aside, should we not be

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Speaker 5: They even tried it on twenty healthy male meno and

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Speaker 5: Men love the smell of their own underwear, So that

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Speaker 5: Yeah okay, I mean science has really come such a

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Speaker 5: long way they skipped it right over cancer went straight

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Speaker 5: This guy's on board too. In fact, he's already practicing

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Speaker 5: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: If there's one thing that we've learned on this show,

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Speaker 5: And that's exactly what happened to one guy today who

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Speaker 8: You wait a minute, is this the right number.

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Speaker 10: It's a loser line.

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Speaker 5: Goodby, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 11: Hey, house Dave, some nightclub. I just wanted to say

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Speaker 11: I thought you were pretty cool. Yeah when you said

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Speaker 11: you can dance, you wantline?

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Speaker 1: Dude?

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Speaker 11: Shut up? Oh my god, bro, Sorry, that's Sean.

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Speaker 14: Remember.

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Speaker 15: So anyway, I was thinking, if you're pre maybe you

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Speaker 15: but it's funny. I was going to tell you I

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Speaker 11: Really big, really really big bags.

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Speaker 8: To kill you.

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Speaker 3: Bro, If it makes that guy feel any better, Every

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Speaker 5: don't know if they you need them shouting Netflix and

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Speaker 5: chill when you're leaving voicemails. But it's good to have

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Speaker 5: a ride or die.

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Speaker 4: Is that a good friends?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not gonna he's not going to invite to

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Speaker 3: the dinner parties.

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Speaker 4: He's not even going to meet her friend.

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Speaker 5: But Alexis will give you his number. Okay, got to

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Speaker 5: meet him, okayim Before we get to this next clip,

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Speaker 5: we are going to air it, but producer Boyd was

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Speaker 5: a little bit confused by it. So I listened to it,

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Speaker 5: and it sounds like this woman works at one of

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Speaker 5: those like dollar stores.

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Speaker 2: Oh do you not know what those are? Because I

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Speaker 2: heard of.

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Speaker 5: Them, so I'm not one clear. I don't know, but

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Speaker 5: let's just listen.

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Speaker 12: Next message, Hey Ryan, Uh, I need your help.

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Speaker 5: I I left work at the Family Dollars because I

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Speaker 5: just wasn't feeling good.

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Speaker 8: But I left a whole bunch of dollars.

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Speaker 10: Call this crap in one of the aisle. Can you

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Speaker 10: go into the store and.

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Speaker 16: Just put all that stuff on the shelf for me?

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Speaker 16: They won't even noticed. Okay, if it's in the strong.

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Speaker 10: Place, I mean it's Family Dollar.

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Speaker 16: Make it up too, and I'm feeling better.

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Speaker 5: It's done, so if I'm understanding that right. The woman

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Speaker 5: works at the Family Dollar was in the middle of

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Speaker 5: a shift and then decided to duck out and just

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Speaker 5: called a random to be like, hey, could you fill

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Speaker 5: in for me? Family Dollar won't care.

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Speaker 1: I guess they're short staffed lately.

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Speaker 2: Makes sense.

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Speaker 1: It's been hard for everybody out there.

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Speaker 3: And if she needs to meet hot guys to fill

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Speaker 3: her shift, yeah, so be it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah she would have called me.

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Speaker 1: I would have done it. I love those stories.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes you gotta call in sick. That's just the case.

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Speaker 5: And you know what's a good thing to do when

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Speaker 5: you are sick is bingejar show. I mean, yeah, you're

494
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Speaker 5: already puking, So why not have us as the soundtrack

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Speaker 5: for that experience?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, or it'll make it come up if you're like

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Speaker 4: you guys.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it'll make it come up faster. Plus it's easy

499
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Speaker 5: to find because we're on YouTube, TikTok install all the

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Speaker 5: podcast platforms. Just search Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,

501
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 5: the number one show for people who are physically unwell. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: there you go. Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 14: Okay, the deal is done. Remember how I told you

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Speaker 14: the other day that I got five for my waiter job,

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Speaker 14: you know, because I was like the eating off of

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Speaker 14: people's plates and they're like, oh, you can't do the.

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Speaker 17: So anyway, good news. I just got a new gig.

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Speaker 17: They have me delivering pallets of soda all over the city.

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Speaker 17: It's so sick. I'm like in this big truck and

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Speaker 17: like everything. So listen, I just snaked some gingerbread flavored

511
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Speaker 17: mountain dew. This stuff is rare. You can't find it anywhere,

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Speaker 17: like only my truck at it.

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Speaker 8: And yeah, like I grabbed a couple of palettes. Like

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Speaker 8: no big deal.

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Speaker 14: So like, if you want to, like bringing a vodka,

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Speaker 14: we can mix it over at my place and we

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Speaker 14: could party and have like a memorable you know, on

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Speaker 14: members all night.

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Speaker 1: He pal it's about and doing. His plan wasn't to

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Speaker 1: resell it, but to drink it all himself.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, God with vodka.

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Speaker 4: Vodka out.

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Speaker 5: I know you're saying that now, but what does twenty

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Speaker 5: one year old Jose say to that.

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Speaker 10: All?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I would drink podcast straight, give me the bottle.

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Speaker 5: There you go.

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Speaker 16: This is I'm about to take my iguana Walter out

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Speaker 16: for a walk in and I was actually thinking about

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Speaker 16: taking him to the dog park. Let him off the

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Speaker 16: leash so he can just roam around, maybe climb a tree.

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Speaker 8: But uh, we can just walk around the pond area.

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Speaker 16: It's actually it's actually good because there's a lot of

534
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Speaker 16: bugs and dragonflies and stuff. Wasn't around the water. It's

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Speaker 16: really cool when he does his tongue action thing, but uh,

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Speaker 16: I can actually mimic it pretty good though. Anyway, I'd

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Speaker 16: love to show you the tongue trick in person, but

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Speaker 16: let me walk.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that he meant anything by that. I

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Speaker 2: think he's just really proud, right.

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Speaker 5: It's it's not like a sexual thing. It's just he

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Speaker 5: wants to show how far out he can stick his tongue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been learning.

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Speaker 5: I never thought about taking a different type of animal

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Speaker 5: to the dog park before either.

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Speaker 1: I have never owned an iguana, but I am just

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Speaker 1: going to side on the case of that's not a

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Speaker 1: good idea.

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Speaker 5: What dogs need a chew toy? I have the bad idea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this guys line.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, seriously, remember you could hear your favorite loser line

552
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Speaker 5: of the week when you subscribe to the Brook and

553
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Speaker 5: Jeffery YouTube. We post them there along with our second

554
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Speaker 5: dates are awkward Tuesdays, and of course your phone taps.

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Speaker 5: We've got one coming up for you.

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Speaker 10: Right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And today one

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Speaker 5: of our listeners wanted to prank his wife for their

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Speaker 5: upcoming wedding anniversary trip. Yeah, and when we did this call,

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Speaker 5: they'd already checked in their hotel.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so they're there.

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Speaker 5: The husband has left the room and his wife is

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Speaker 5: fuming because the size of it is half of what

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Speaker 5: they expected when they booked it about.

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Speaker 8: A year ago.

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Speaker 5: They give a big sweet or something. Luckily, customer service

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Speaker 5: is here to fix everything better as long as they

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Speaker 5: don't get distracted by anything during the call. Should be

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Speaker 5: a totally simple problem to fix in your phone tap

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Speaker 5: Right now, it's another Hello, Hi, ma'am, is this down?

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Speaker 8: Yes, it is hi.

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Speaker 5: Good afternoon. This is Tony from Vancouver. We received a

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Speaker 5: message that you. It says you're looking to switch rooms.

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Speaker 18: Oh yes, yes, thank you.

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Speaker 5: If I may ask, what was the issue?

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Speaker 18: Well, I book this room almost a year ago, and

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Speaker 18: it was supposed to be much bigger than this. It's

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Speaker 18: it's not the room that I booked, and it's not

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Speaker 18: what we were expecting.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm sorry, man. Can you just hold on one second?

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Speaker 5: But what it's just I'm on my computer and this

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Speaker 5: tweet came through from Jake Paul.

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Speaker 18: Oh my god, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 5: People are flooding the comments. I have to get in

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Speaker 5: on this. I'm so sorry. See you know Jake Paul.

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Speaker 5: Oh you don't. He's like famous. He was like a

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Speaker 5: YouTube influencer. Now he's gotten into boxing. He's a real

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Speaker 5: wild guard. Are you talking about Jake Paul?

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Speaker 18: Can you focus on me?

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Speaker 10: Please?

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Speaker 18: Can we get this done?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely? I'm almost done. I just got to think of

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Speaker 5: something quippy to say so that he'll respond.

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Speaker 8: You know, So what is happening?

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Speaker 5: Why don't you complain to your barber instead of the

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Speaker 5: world that cut gotta go? Yes, okay sentence. Oh my god,

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Speaker 5: he's gonna get so heated when he sees that.

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Speaker 10: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, right, Sorry, Dawn, I apologize for that. Now back

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Speaker 5: to your situation. You're saying you had a smart bed

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Speaker 5: that was stuck upright in your room.

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Speaker 19: No, no, I said that. I booked a certain room

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Speaker 19: for my husband and me, and we thought it was

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Speaker 19: going to be bigger and it is.

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Speaker 5: Oh right, right, You're you're the stickler about the size

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Speaker 5: of the room.

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Speaker 19: I don't appreciate being called a stickler. It's what we paid.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry. Sorry, man, that was the Jake Paul energy

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Speaker 5: and that no way Jake Paul actually responded to my tweets.

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Speaker 5: This is crazy.

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Speaker 6: This is crazy.

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Speaker 5: Hell, oh, I have to say something back. What should

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Speaker 5: I say? Uh?

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Speaker 12: He doesn't care what you say?

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, okay, So let me let me just run

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Speaker 5: this by you real quick and then we'll get back

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Speaker 5: to your issue. So what do you think about Just curious, Jake?

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Speaker 5: Do you even train or is it all just yelling

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Speaker 5: into a camera with bad lighting?

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Speaker 19: I'm a curious if you actually work shape, I'm gonna

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Speaker 19: hate this.

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Speaker 5: Send that all right?

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Speaker 13: Good?

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Speaker 5: You're not listening to me, man, Please, I assure you.

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Speaker 5: I am. I mean I was a tweet just came

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Speaker 5: through and I really have to check this.

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Speaker 18: Do you know how frustrated it is to deal with

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Speaker 18: customer service people who are not servicing the customer.

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Speaker 5: Uh, I'm sorry. I heard half that something about customers

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Speaker 5: and you're not happy. I kind of get the gist.

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Speaker 19: You don't want to be a customer service person and

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Speaker 19: you are not providing customer service.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, whatever that was.

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Speaker 10: I'm go down to that.

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Speaker 19: Lobby and Matthew upside the heads.

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Speaker 5: Dude is so full of hot air. Oh okay, he

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Speaker 5: says he wants to be my friend too.

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Speaker 19: Oh you, I don't care. Some stupid dealist celebrity wants

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Speaker 19: to be your dumb friend.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'll get right to that. I just got to

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Speaker 5: put down clout chaser career optional.

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Speaker 16: Bam.

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Speaker 5: Exc you, Jake Paul. I'm on fire right now.

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Speaker 19: I hope you get fired. Whoa, I don't even hope

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Speaker 19: I'm going to get you fired.

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Speaker 5: Okay, man, excuse me. I don't know why you're getting

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Speaker 5: so heated with me, just because Jake Paul and I

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Speaker 5: are forming a friendship and you're not thankful at all,

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Speaker 5: by the way, about all the help that I've been

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Speaker 5: giving you.

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Speaker 1: So help me at all?

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Speaker 5: Okay? Well, maybe it's because I'm doing a prank phone

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Speaker 5: call on you at the same time. Am I allowed

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Speaker 5: to do that?

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Speaker 17: What?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, your husband just tweeted me asking did

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Speaker 5: the phone tap go well on my wife? What should

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Speaker 5: I say back to him? I am so don't worry, Daniel,

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Speaker 5: your wife down totally fell for this prank phone call

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Speaker 5: on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 5: She even yelled at me and used profanity on the radio.

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Speaker 5: We could get sued. And it's all your.

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Speaker 18: Isn't it a joke on me the whole time?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're cling.

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Speaker 17: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 18: I'm gonna tell him no.

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Speaker 5: He meant it as a nice thing because he said

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Speaker 5: this hotel is for your anniversary trip, and he booked

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Speaker 5: a small one on purpose, just to prank you. But

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Speaker 5: the truth is he's already booked a really giant sweet

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Speaker 5: as a big surprise.

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Speaker 18: Oh well, that's so sweet.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for being a good sport. I want to wish

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Speaker 5: you a happy anniversary to you and your husband.

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Speaker 12: Oh, thank you so much. Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Uh oh, it's your husband again. He says you need

678
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Speaker 5: to wait fifteen minutes before you come up because he's

679
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Speaker 5: with Jake Paul, who knows what they're doing in there.

680
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 5: I wouldn't go in time? Okay?

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Speaker 8: Good?

682
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Speaker 10: The weak up every morning was full taps weekday mornings

683
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Speaker 10: on the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: For all the singles out there who are frustrated with

685
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 5: the dating app are we about to blow the secret

686
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 5: on the one site that's actually worth signing up for?

687
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Speaker 2: Blow it Jazz.

688
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Speaker 5: It's not Bumble or Hinge or even females with ferrets. No,

689
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 5: it's actually even more niche than that. But it's where

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Speaker 5: one of our listeners found his perfect match over one

691
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Speaker 5: very sexy shared interest. We're going to reveal the dating

692
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Speaker 5: site you're probably gonna want to sign up for in

693
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 5: your brand new Second Date Update Next Second Date Updated.

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Speaker 5: We're all familiar with the big dating apps out there.

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00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 5: You've heard of the hinges, okay, cpids, the couple of thrupples.

696
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 5: But what happens when you've tried all the big ones

697
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 5: with not much success?

698
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 2: You go to quadruples?

699
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 5: Well sometimes, yeah, kind of. Sometimes you got to move

700
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Speaker 5: on to the lesser known, more niche d eating apps.

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Speaker 5: And apparently that's how our listener Troy was able to

702
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Speaker 5: find himself a connection. So let's learn a little bit

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Speaker 5: more about it. Troy, welcome to the show.

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00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 8: Hey, thanks for having me on. I'm excited to hang

705
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 8: out with you guys on the radio.

706
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 2: Look at that.

707
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: Coming in pretty direct.

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Speaker 8: I like that.

709
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 5: Troy directs a little bit over eager if you ask me.

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00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 5: But that's okay.

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00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 8: It was a coffee. It was a coffee. I apologize.

712
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's funny. We we heard from your email that

713
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 5: you met somebody on one of the niche dating apps.

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00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, Larissa, Larissa, what's that one about?

715
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 8: That's the that's the girl. That's not the app.

716
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:44,919
Speaker 19: Iating app, But everybody is trying a cute app.

717
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 5: It's like Adam and Eve.

718
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 2: She's sorry, I was so stupid. What's the app that on?

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00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 8: It's called Sizzle?

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Speaker 5: Sizzle Sizzle?

721
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 8: Have you ever heard of it?

722
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 2: Is that just because of sizzle reels.

723
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 5: Like Brooks pretending like she hasn't been on it.

724
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 6: She but the Bacon Lovers one?

725
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, you buddy, Yeah, it's the bacon dating app.

726
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 5: You've heard of this?

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00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:14,959
Speaker 4: Yeah?

728
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 7: I think we talked about on the Yeah, I've heard.

729
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Speaker 1: I don't know it, but I swear for Bacon Lovers huh.

730
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,959
Speaker 8: For bacon lovers. Yeah, and like I've tried all the

731
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 8: regular ones.

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Speaker 13: You know.

733
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Speaker 8: I was talking with my friends and he was saying

734
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Speaker 8: that there's like surprisingly cute girls on Sizzle, and at

735
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 8: first I hadn't heard of this. Yeah, yeah, huh. So

736
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Speaker 8: I joined it and there are cute girls on there,

737
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 8: and you.

738
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 3: Know instantly that if they order a salad only at dinner,

739
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Speaker 3: then they're a catfish, right.

740
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Speaker 8: Big trouble.

741
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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so you said the girl that you met,

742
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 5: her name is Larissa. What brought you two together?

743
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,399
Speaker 1: Obviously you start talking about bacon, right.

744
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 8: I think that was like the way to break the ice.

745
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 13: And that's good talking because you can say, hey, you

746
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 13: like floppy bacon.

747
00:36:58,719 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 4: Do you like crispy bacon?

748
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: And immediately your avenue bacon.

749
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 5: You're not really breaking the ice, you're breaking the grease.

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Speaker 8: That's true. That Well, the thing is that I'm a

751
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 8: crispy bacon fan. I don't like like floppy.

752
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, floppy is no good?

753
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 4: What floppies like you?

754
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 13: I love a good floppy one black and crispy ashy one.

755
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 12: Yeah.

756
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 5: Okay, bacon, this bacon topic is really dangerous, but sorry,

757
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 5: so let's try and focus though, on Larissa about what

758
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 5: you liked about her and her personality.

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00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 8: Well, she's bright, she's bubbably cute. We hit it off talking, right,

760
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Speaker 8: So I find a place that serves breakfast for dinner.

761
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Speaker 2: That's cute.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's called I hop.

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Speaker 8: Well, here's the thing, Like we're bacon aficionanos. I want

764
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 8: to pick a place that's like has that too. So

765
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Speaker 8: they had two different kinds of bacon. They had regular

766
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 8: and pepper pepper pH Gosh.

767
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 13: Those places that'll say like we cut our own bacon

768
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 13: and season I love those, like diamonds.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wow, So I mean you show up and what

770
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: is that?

771
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,959
Speaker 8: Like, we're definitely having fun. It felt like we were having

772
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Speaker 8: like brunch at six pm.

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00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, because that was literally what was happening pretty much.

774
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 8: It we were talking about like other things looking vacant too,

775
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 8: you know, like we talked about favorite TV shows like

776
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 8: Hers as American Idol.

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00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: Oh, which interesting.

778
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 8: That's the kind of thing I didn't really understand too

779
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 8: well because like I was talking about a Game of Thrones,

780
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 8: like that's my favorite TV show.

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00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 5: Yea, yeah, okay, yeah, now that you two aren't connecting,

782
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 5: maybe your TV show interests were too different, Like you're

783
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,879
Speaker 5: a little bit more serious. She's a little bit more

784
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 5: like loose on the reality side. Maybe that's where she's

785
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 5: coming from.

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Speaker 1: You think that's the reason why she wouldn't call him back.

787
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 5: If you don't have similar interests.

788
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Speaker 10: I don't know.

789
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Speaker 1: Most people don't like reality like you accept it. I mean,

790
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: are you that passionate about television that it would be

791
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Speaker 1: a deal breaker.

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00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 8: Absolutely not. I don't think it was that big of

793
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,399
Speaker 8: a deal because, like, we had a good first date.

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00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 8: We ended up splitting an Oreo shake after her shoot.

795
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 8: The sharing part was cool, but I paid for dinner

796
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 8: and dessert, and I want to make sure she didn't

797
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 8: have to pay that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm sorry to bring it back to the

799
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Speaker 5: dinner part, but do you know, did you take the

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Speaker 5: very last piece of bacon.

801
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: On the plate and shared plate and didn't offer.

802
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 5: To let her have it first?

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00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 8: So I remember leaving it purposely.

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00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, wow.

805
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 8: Because we both like food. So like I was like, okay,

806
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 8: I will practice restraint.

807
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 5: Okay, So it sounds like that wasn't the problem. Let's

808
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 5: go to the very end of the night. How did

809
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 5: you two leave it?

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00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 8: Okay, So like we finished up the date. We had dessert,

811
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 8: it was it was wonderful. Before we left to go

812
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 8: back to our cars, we had a really nice hug.

813
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 8: There was no kissing, but it was like a really

814
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 8: nice hug. And I was I was feeling like I

815
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 8: wanted to connect again and going a second date. So

816
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 8: like I asked her, I was, do you want to

817
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 8: go on a date? And she goes sure.

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00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: Oh, she didn't match your enthusiasm.

819
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 8: Sure is good?

820
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 5: Was your tone the way that she said it? Was

821
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 5: it like sure? Or was it more like sure?

822
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 4: Like did she go up or down?

823
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 10: Or was it what?

824
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 5: Sure?

825
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 8: It felt more like closer to sure?

826
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Speaker 5: Uh?

827
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Speaker 1: And you kept that long?

828
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 5: You and Yeah. It's like when Brooke offers us to

829
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Speaker 5: like get a bite of her lunch and we're like sure.

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00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:19,919
Speaker 14: I don't even say sure.

831
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you say no, yeah.

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00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 10: Yeah.

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00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 5: They're not as polite as Yeah.

834
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Speaker 1: Actually I brought in a really good stirfy but the

835
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,959
Speaker 1: meat is a little chewy if you want to bite later.

836
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Speaker 5: Sure.

837
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 4: Also she doesn't know what the meat is.

838
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, makes me you're right because if it's not bacon,

839
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 5: we don't care. Because that's what this second date is

840
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 5: all about. Today. We need to help Troy get his

841
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 5: sizzle back. Man, all right, so let's get Larissa on

842
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 5: the phone and rizzle this sizzler right after this second

843
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 5: date update. Out of the thousands of second date calls

844
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Speaker 5: we've ever done over the years, this I'm pretty sure

845
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 5: is the first time we've ever had two people actually

846
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 5: meet on the dating app Sizzle for Bacon. So already

847
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 5: this call is historic because that's where our listener, Troy

848
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 5: matched with his lovely Bacony stuff named.

849
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Speaker 1: Larissa, the Queen of the Bacon.

850
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 5: Yes, ma'am. They went on a late brunch date. Sounded

851
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 5: pretty awesome. Some would even call it a grand slam Troy,

852
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 5: would you say, would you say grand slam? Troy? I

853
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 5: thought it was okay, Okay, you get the joke I get,

854
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 5: but I don't feel the emotion in your voice. Okay, Well,

855
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 5: but he felt like the end of the day. When

856
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 5: she said sure to a second meeting also sounded forced.

857
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 5: So we don't know why she would be brushing Troy off.

858
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: We have to get some answers like that many options

859
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: on the Bacon dating.

860
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 8: App, you'd be surprised. There's like a lot of howies

861
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 8: out there like Bacon.

862
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 5: I feel like there.

863
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 13: Should be a commercials like hot models eating bacon.

864
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 4: But bacon doesn't need commercials because everyone buys.

865
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 7: It so much.

866
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that with Paris Hilton baseball, Yeah.

867
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 2: Somebody.

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00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, they never recovered after that, did that? Okay, Well,

869
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 5: let's let's just call Larissa. I'm hoping she answers and

870
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 5: can give us some excuse for why she's not calling

871
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 5: you back.

872
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 4: Maybe an answer, not an excuse, like a real.

873
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 5: Actually, yes, you know what I mean, like a reason. Yeah,

874
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 5: I'd like the real reason.

875
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 1: Thanks for keeping him on us.

876
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 5: We'll see. Okay, here we go.

877
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 8: Hello.

878
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 5: Hey, we're looking to speak with Larissa.

879
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's that's me.

880
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 5: Hey Larissa, Sorry to interrupt your day, but you are

881
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 5: currently on a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey

882
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 5: in the Morning.

883
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 12: Hi, good morning, Oh, good morning, Welcome to the show.

884
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: This might be kind of exciting.

885
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,760
Speaker 12: What's the call about exactly?

886
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 5: It's about this thing we do call the Second Date Update,

887
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 5: and we're trying to help out one of our listeners

888
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 5: who you went out with recently, a guy named Troy.

889
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I don't I don't think I really want

890
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 12: to see him again.

891
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,919
Speaker 5: Well, okay, that was quick. If you feel that way,

892
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 5: that's totally fine. But the reason that we're doing this

893
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 5: is because Troy feels a little bit confused.

894
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 2: He said he had a great date with you.

895
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 12: Well, so most of the date went well and I

896
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 12: did have a good time, and he's a fun guy.

897
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 12: I liked him. But something that I don't like is

898
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 12: an inconsiderate person.

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00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 4: What Oh, that doesn't sound like him.

900
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Speaker 3: You wouldn't believe the amount of compliments he gave you

901
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 3: when we talked to him. He seemed so considerate.

902
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 12: Yes, well, he did give me a lot of compliments

903
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 12: and he was nice in that way. He did something

904
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 12: else that rubbed me the wrong way, really bad.

905
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 5: Would you care to share what that is because it

906
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 5: would really help him.

907
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he could never do it again, and he

908
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 1: doesn't know.

909
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 12: So we were talking about what our favorite TV shows.

910
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 5: Were, all right, okay, and yours was American Idol and

911
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 5: his was Game of Thrones.

912
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 12: Yes, exactly, So he obviously remembers some of this conversation.

913
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 12: But when he told me a Game of Thrones, the

914
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 12: first thing I said was that I had never seen

915
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 12: it before, but I wanted to watch it.

916
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it I haven't seen it either it did big

917
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 3: investments a lot of time.

918
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, and it was on my list of things to watch.

919
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 12: And then I told him that. And then even no

920
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 12: I said that to him, he told me the end

921
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,280
Speaker 12: of the entire series.

922
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 5: No way.

923
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: He spoiled all of Game of Thrones.

924
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 12: For you, the whole thing, multiple things from different seasons.

925
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 12: He told me all these key plot points.

926
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 4: And I remember that was a dramatic People would come

927
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 4: into work like.

928
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's kind of impressive because that's a

929
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 5: really dense story. And if he's able to cover a

930
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 5: lot of it, it's a short span of time.

931
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 4: It's not like the dragon dies kind of thing. Like

932
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 4: there's a lot more to it.

933
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 5: I mean, there's a lot of stuff in and it

934
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 5: is his favorite show though, so he probably didn't realize

935
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 5: he was gushing so much time.

936
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: Rely, my friends were shocked. I didn't know any spoilers

937
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: because it's been out for so long.

938
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean maybe he wasn't telling you all the stuff,

939
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 3: like how do you know, Well, don't say the ending.

940
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 12: I hooked up a lot of stuff and it was

941
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 12: all spoilers.

942
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: Oh part Yes, you can take that one off your

943
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: watch list.

944
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so for you you don't trust him anymore

945
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 5: because he ruined Game of Thrones end for me.

946
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: He's not considerate because he ruined it.

947
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It seemed like he

948
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 12: was trying to explain it to me because he likes

949
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 12: it so much. But just the look on my face

950
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,879
Speaker 12: as he was talking, I just could not believe how

951
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 12: much he kept telling me.

952
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not like you told him that Carrie

953
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 3: Underwood won American Idol.

954
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:19,919
Speaker 10: Yeah.

955
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, okay, this is this is puts us on

956
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 5: a tough spot because I know you don't like spoilers.

957
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 5: Oh no, Unfortunately, there is a little bit of a spoiler.

958
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 5: I need to ruin for you and let you know

959
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 5: that Troy's been secretly listening on the other line wanting

960
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,720
Speaker 5: to talk to you.

961
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 12: What he's on the phone.

962
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how this segment works. Troy, are you there?

963
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah, I'm sorry, Like I felod.

964
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:51,240
Speaker 5: Thing to start with, Did you do that on purpose?

965
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 5: Did you tell her the end and ruin it for her?

966
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 8: Well? I got excited. I got excited, and I just

967
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 8: started talking about it and wanted to share it with

968
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 8: Larissa Coo.

969
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, one of those disappointing endings of all time, right,

970
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 3: remember say what I watched for last.

971
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 5: You should talk directly to Larissa because she's pretty upset

972
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 5: with you.

973
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 8: It sounds like, Larisa, I apologize, like, I didn't mean

974
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 8: to ruin that for you. I don't know what you're

975
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 8: planning to do to watch it, I guess, but like

976
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 8: I know that it sounds like it was important to you,

977
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 8: and uh, I doesn't mean to do that.

978
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 2: Oh that was so humble.

979
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 12: Oh, I mean it was definitely on my watch list.

980
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 12: I said it before you started telling me the whole

981
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 12: war for like thirty minutes.

982
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 8: But I know it was just one of those things

983
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 8: where I got kind of into it and you didn't

984
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:46,760
Speaker 8: tell me to stop.

985
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

986
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 12: I mean I definitely could have interrupted you and like

987
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 12: cut you off, but I.

988
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 5: Went on for thirty whole minutes. That gives you a

989
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 5: lot of chances to jump in.

990
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 12: But I thought he'd stop eventually after season two.

991
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 15: But you just.

992
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 8: Like that's where it gets good.

993
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I mean, is it Spoilers don't necessarily ruin

994
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,880
Speaker 3: it for you. Like I had never seen Star Wars before,

995
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 3: I knew about Darth Vader and Luke and everything.

996
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: And it was so fun to watch.

997
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 12: I just feel like it diminishes it a little bit.

998
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 12: I mean like, there's six seasons of it. That's like

999
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 12: three weeks in my life where I could have binge

1000
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 12: watched it and enjoyed and had no idea what was

1001
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 12: going on. But now I'm like, oh, was gonna die that?

1002
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 12: And that's gonna happen, like I know it's coming.

1003
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 13: That's magic when you're in the middle of a show. Yeah,

1004
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 13: you got two seasons behind it, You're two seasons in,

1005
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 13: You're like, this is the best parts.

1006
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 5: I'm wondering how in depth did he get about like

1007
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 5: the red wedding though you're going to ruin it.

1008
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like if you heard about it,

1009
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: I hope he didn't explain it.

1010
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 4: That's flood.

1011
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 5: I mean, were you at least got into like the

1012
00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 5: family on family stuff, right? Oh yeah, that's all in there, bro,

1013
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,280
Speaker 5: anything that should be a selling point for you.

1014
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 8: Like, please don't ruin it even more for her.

1015
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 2: Come on, I didn't do pop culture things. Everyone knows.

1016
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe you guys just need to find

1017
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 1: a favorite TV show together that you both haven't watched.

1018
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, combine the two American thrown.

1019
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: That's just the Kardashians.

1020
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I feel like I'm kind of realizing that

1021
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,720
Speaker 12: Troy did not do that to be malicious. He didn't

1022
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 12: do it to be a jerk and ruin it for me.

1023
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 12: He was just passionate.

1024
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, and to be fair, it didn't in twenty nineteen,

1025
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 8: so there's some time you didn't have a little bit

1026
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 8: of time to see it.

1027
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, we had a whole pandemic to watch it, right,

1028
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: you know.

1029
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 5: A lot of years. But listen, I'm now I'm starting

1030
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 5: to feel a little bit of sizzle happening all over.

1031
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: Is the pan back turned on?

1032
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 5: We might be I'm feeling a little bit of heat happening,

1033
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 5: And now might be the right time to ask Larissa

1034
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 5: if you'd be willing to give Troy one more chance

1035
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 5: at enough their date and if you say yes, we

1036
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 5: would pay for it.

1037
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 7: Oh.

1038
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 12: I think I may have overreacted, So I'm gonna say yes, yes.

1039
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 5: All right, congratulations man that this actually worked out for you.

1040
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 5: Or is it now that you don't want to go

1041
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 5: out with her because she knows too much?

1042
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 8: You know what? I think I'm just going to focus

1043
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 8: on Bacon for this date.

1044
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 5: Go back to the thing that bonded you.

1045
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 12: There you go, little christ But I like it floppy

1046
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 12: that too far.

1047
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 5: I hope you're still talking about Bacon's rook Jeffrey in

1048
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 5: the Morning. I didn't think I would say this, but

1049
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,720
Speaker 5: those two were actually kind of cute.

1050
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: They were totally good. Like she came back and said

1051
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: she overreacted, he apologized for it, like it was so

1052
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 1: so emotionally mature.

1053
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 2: It was so touched me.

1054
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 5: And if it continues to go, well, is there dare

1055
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 5: I say a Bacon wedding in their future? What does

1056
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 5: that look like like?

1057
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 6: Dude?

1058
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 1: Already I'm thinking belts. Okay, as the apps that are

1059
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: being passed out, little minti ones, fountain, Yeah.

1060
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 4: Anything you have.

1061
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 5: Just dip in a little bacon Grease first dance soundtrack

1062
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 5: to the movie Grease, or possibly I would take footloose

1063
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 5: by Kevin Bacon.

1064
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: Okay, Kevin Bacon had to make an appearance, Oh for sure.

1065
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 5: Flower Girl just spreads bacon bits down the aisle instead.

1066
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: I can smell it.

1067
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 10: Now.

1068
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 5: Would the ring bear just be a pig in a tuxedo?

1069
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 1: That's kind of morbid.

1070
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 5: Don't make him witness that? And then they put him

1071
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 5: up on a chair and lift him like it's a

1072
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 5: bar mitzvah.

1073
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,879
Speaker 2: No, jeff we don't like that part.

1074
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:39,399
Speaker 8: You know what.

1075
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 5: It's not our wedding to plan, it's theirs. If it happens,

1076
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 5: hopefully they stay together, because I'll tell you we've got

1077
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 5: ideas too many. That's fine, but hopefully you invite us

1078
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 5: into your love life. If you need a little help

1079
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 5: with it, we can call that person who's not calling

1080
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,919
Speaker 5: you back and go check out all of our second dates.

1081
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 5: They're up online wherever you get your podcast at Broken Jeffrey.

1082
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1083
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 5: For those that don't know, there's actually also a Radio

1084
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 5: Academy awards the radio version of it. For nine straight years,

1085
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 5: I've lost the parody song category to another host off

1086
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 5: of a country show named Plunger. Everybody in studio knows

1087
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 5: him from Plunger and Bob in the Morning.

1088
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,399
Speaker 2: I mean, just a star. You can't deny it.

1089
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 5: It's true. Plunger makes his own beats and bathtub moonshine

1090
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:38,760
Speaker 5: in their studio down in Alabama. Yeah, so big hats

1091
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 5: off to you, Plunge the Goat, And I just hope

1092
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 5: that my next song can come somewhere close to the

1093
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 5: grace and rhythm of the great Plunger and his sick beats.

1094
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,800
Speaker 1: What do you say, jeff I'm listening to Plunger's podcast

1095
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:55,359
Speaker 1: in my other ear.

1096
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 5: When you're done listening to Greatness, try and tune in

1097
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 5: for my song of the week that's coming up right

1098
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 5: after this. It is time for my song of the week. Yeah,

1099
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 5: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1100
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 15: Man.

1101
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 5: And if you're one of the hundreds of thousands of

1102
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 5: people out there who still don't have a Halloween costume yet,

1103
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 5: let me just list off a couple options for you

1104
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 5: real quick. Inflatable balloon, animal, giant bucket of cheese puffs,

1105
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 5: Sexy guys sitting on toilets.

1106
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,280
Speaker 2: Those are two things that can't.

1107
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 5: Happen sexy tolet oh, I think they can because there's

1108
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 5: only one place that you can find that type of

1109
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 5: variety and still come out a winner. I'm talking about

1110
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 5: the pop up shop with over fifteen hundred locations across

1111
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 5: North America, and they didn't even pay me to say it.

1112
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 5: No Spirit Halloween.

1113
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in costume right now.

1114
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 2: People can't see you, but wow, I.

1115
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 5: Sure am, and I know what you're thinking. You're thinking,

1116
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 5: Jeff Fall has a lot of cool stuff going on.

1117
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 5: There's pumpkins in football and pecan spice foam double pump

1118
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 5: whatever the heck Alexis is drinking this year.

1119
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: It's a crunch but sure.

1120
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,240
Speaker 5: But no, there's a place that, for the last decade

1121
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 5: has somehow ingrained itself into our very culture where many

1122
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 5: other stores have failed over the last few years. They

1123
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 5: are making a billion dollars a year in revenue. Is true,

1124
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 5: it's true. As a pop up store who's only open

1125
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 5: for one month, that is crazy.

1126
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 2: Why aren't we open one of these? Seriously?

1127
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,879
Speaker 5: And it's thanks to idiots like me who just need

1128
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:40,720
Speaker 5: a medium sized lone ranger outfit equipped with masks and chaps,

1129
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 5: not even for Halloween, just for random meet ups. And

1130
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:45,879
Speaker 5: it's ready for me. Wow.

1131
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 3: Yes, it's all together in one little plastic package.

1132
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 5: Exactly A decade ago, I couldn't say that, But now

1133
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,399
Speaker 5: this has become the go to spot. Dare I say

1134
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 5: the ghost to spots for everything that you need Halloween?

1135
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 5: And that's why I had to sing a song about them.

1136
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 5: And instead of Adele's Rolling in the Deep, it's young

1137
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 5: Jefferies haunting in the cheap. Yes, sometimes you get a

1138
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 5: good bargain.

1139
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: There, Yeah for sure, especially if you time it right.

1140
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah you're not. You're probably gonna get high quality,

1141
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,240
Speaker 5: but you'll get a decent press.

1142
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 2: Care about quality.

1143
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,760
Speaker 5: Exactly broke, all right, So I'm gonna point when I'm ready.

1144
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 5: This one goes out to Spirit Halloween.

1145
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1146
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 5: Points. There's a place that sells fake body parts using

1147
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 5: the vacant space inside the old k Marts walls of

1148
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 5: costume suddenly uper just like my Tinder dates. Next month,

1149
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 5: they won't be there, big orange band or hung to

1150
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 5: welcome you. Tatterd crooked, but hay, screw it. That'll do

1151
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:05,479
Speaker 5: pre bad oneses, half falling apart fabrics as cheap as

1152
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 5: in your t MoU shopping card. You ask the store

1153
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 5: front if they God bade blood. They're teen aged workers.

1154
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 5: Don't give a crap at all. The alphe you want theirs?

1155
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 5: Only one more in Now you're screaming.

1156
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 6: They only have a.

1157
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 5: Fong tiny cape is choking me.

1158
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 20: Now there's a full grown crchin man in.

1159
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 5: This spearit Halloween. There's a smell here, and know it

1160
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:53,320
Speaker 5: isn't mild like Claire's bootique and discount tires. Batter child

1161
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 5: kind of feels like a strip club up in there,

1162
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:02,280
Speaker 5: see quins and fog machines with sadness in the air.

1163
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 5: The swords were all gone. One last fairy once I

1164
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 5: went to grab it and fought off some kid's bob said,

1165
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 5: tell your don or, my costume is hot. I need

1166
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 5: these fishnets. I can't afford it. Haunting in the Jeli

1167
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 5: synthetic wigs inside up bad. They get mad and instantly

1168
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 5: faces on the.

1169
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 20: Wall Michael Myers and.

1170
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 10: For hees.

1171
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 5: I put my head inside that, mas where's the air hole?

1172
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 6: I can't breathe it.

1173
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 5: Now you de side that this year you'll be sore.

1174
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 5: But legally the bag says you're a Viking who likes wall.

1175
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 5: Grab your hammer. It's one big plastic joke like Cindrrella,

1176
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 5: because by midnight it is Bros and am atronic stock.

1177
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 5: They barely work out. All got skulls, eyeballs, Darth malls

1178
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 5: and Michael.

1179
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 1: Jackson glass.

1180
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 5: Triumon. Like Wise, every aisle so ran Sasta.

1181
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 20: In the bowels of this circuit sea. The Halloween straw

1182
00:58:56,360 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 20: on a six weekly diawa god a flea market.

1183
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 5: But they made it invaded and paid it. So I'm

1184
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 5: haunting on the.

1185
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was so good.

1186
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:20,439
Speaker 1: I want to go there right now.

1187
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1188
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys just went there. You want to go back?

1189
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I'm not going back.

1190
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, just to hang.

1191
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 3: Out until you realize you forgot something for your costume

1192
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 3: and then you're like, I need it right now.

1193
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 5: There's still time. If you haven't got your costume yet,

1194
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 5: check out a Spirit Halloween. They are everywhere.

1195
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 2: They probably don't have your size.

1196
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 5: But exactly that's your song of the week. You could

1197
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 5: text in seventy five night too and tell us what

1198
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 5: you thought about it. We'll post this video up on

1199
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 5: all of our socials.

1200
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: Important to watch because Jeffrey is singing as Lord Farquah.

1201
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, sexy Lord, that's what was Get it right, that's

1202
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 5: your Halloween theme song of the week. More where that

1203
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 5: came from. We're going to do a phone tap right after.

1204
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 10: This, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1205
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 5: It is the last day of Newbie Week, and the

1206
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 5: revenge of the Nubes has already begun because Brooke got

1207
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 5: taken down hard yesterday by an uber driver slash comedian,

1208
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 5: her first newbie loss, and she plans to ever. I

1209
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 5: think yeah, and she plans to channel her anger and

1210
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 5: take it out on maybe the nicest person you're ever

1211
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 5: gonna meet, stay at home mom of three, Bailey. So,

1212
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 5: Bailey Brook is out for blood today. I hope you've

1213
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 5: prepared yourself. How are you doing?

1214
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 20: I'm good.

1215
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 12: I'm a little nervous, but I think I got this sweet.

1216
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 11: I think so.

1217
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: I think you sound tired and totally off your game.

1218
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 4: Bailey.

1219
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 17: You we do.

1220
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 2: You're stretched too thin and you can't handle it.

1221
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 14: Why are you to I'm drinking my coffee?

1222
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: Ready?

1223
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 5: Okay? Do you want to trash talk Brook back at all, Bailey?

1224
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 14: Or no?

1225
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 4: You give it a try?

1226
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 12: No, I can't.

1227
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, claws are out today, So look out, Bailey,

1228
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 5: here we go. You got thirty seconds to answer as

1229
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 5: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1230
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 5: can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke out

1231
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 5: right if you want to win. Are you ready?

1232
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 1: I'm ready?

1233
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 8: All right?

1234
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 5: You got this? Your time starts now. Today's National Bolooney Day.

1235
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 5: How many o's in the word blooney?

1236
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 12: One?

1237
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: Two?

1238
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 8: Sorry?

1239
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 5: What musical instrument has forty seven strings and seven petals? Ooh,

1240
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 5: I don't know, free, free, at last are the three

1241
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 5: words sculpted into what famous person's tombstone? I don't know

1242
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 5: what candy bar was named after a beloved horse of

1243
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 5: the Mars family.

1244
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 12: Uh, snickers, I don't know.

1245
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 5: Located in your leg? What's the longest bone in your body?

1246
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 17: Oh, my goodness, I don't know.

1247
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 8: Pass.

1248
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 3: I'm no, you.

1249
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 5: Don't have to apologize for passing. That's totally You're allowed

1250
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 5: to do that. But Bailey, let's learn about you. It

1251
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 5: says you're a stay at home mom of three. You

1252
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 5: have children aged seven, five and five months old, and

1253
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 5: you plan to take them trunk or treating. What can

1254
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 5: can you explain what that is?

1255
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 15: Trunk or treating is like trigger treating out of a

1256
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 15: We're going to.

1257
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 12: A car show and they're gonna have a bunch of

1258
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 12: cars there with their trunks open and a bunch of

1259
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 12: candy cool car, Yes.

1260
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 5: With the trunker treating. Do people know that you're in

1261
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 5: the back of their car? Do you just swoop in

1262
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 5: while people are loading groceries at Target? You just take

1263
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 5: like some chicken broth?

1264
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,240
Speaker 12: They know it's a hold. Yeah, it'll be getting some

1265
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 12: for my five month old too, So my mama can

1266
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 12: have that, Okay.

1267
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 3: I saw a viral trunk where a lady dresses a

1268
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 3: crazy cat lady, and she had a big kiddie pool

1269
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 3: full of sand and was scooping the candy out like

1270
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 3: it was catoo catoo.

1271
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 5: Holiday's really gone sideways'.

1272
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 2: It's not unsanitary, Jeff. It's just sand and candy. It's

1273
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 2: not real.

1274
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,080
Speaker 5: Sandy doesn't sound good to me, but I don't know.

1275
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe other people like it. Anyway, Bailey, you could

1276
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 5: take a break now it's Brooks turn. Are you ready?

1277
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 1: Yes?

1278
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Today is National Bologney Day. How

1279
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 5: many o's in the word? Blogoney?

1280
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 2: Two?

1281
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 5: What musical instrument has forty seven strings and seven petals?

1282
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:25,439
Speaker 15: Uh?

1283
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 1: Harp?

1284
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 5: Free? At last? Are the three words sculpted into what

1285
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 5: famous person's tombstone?

1286
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 2: Harriet Tubman?

1287
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 5: What candy bar was named after a beloved horse of

1288
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 5: the Mars family?

1289
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 10: Oh?

1290
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 5: H three musketeers located in your leg? What is the

1291
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 5: longest bone in the body?

1292
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 2: Feamer?

1293
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 5: There we go. Time is up and it's time to

1294
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 5: head on over to the scoreboard to check out how

1295
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 5: you both did. Let's go with Jose.

1296
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:59,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bailey, you got to correct today.

1297
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 18: Yes, Okay, I was expecting zero, so good.

1298
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 5: Keep your expectations low and you'll never be disappointed.

1299
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 4: Well done and brock free go.

1300
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 2: But I'll take it no state.

1301
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 5: Okay, good, let's go over the answers for everybody. It's

1302
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 5: National Balooney Day. There are two o's in the word blogoney.

1303
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 4: It is an overthingeron.

1304
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always pronounce it, so that helped me.

1305
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, musical instrument and forty seven strings and seven pedals

1306
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:34,600
Speaker 5: is a harp? Free at last are the three famous

1307
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 5: words in Martin Luther King Junior's tombstone. Those were his

1308
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 5: famous lines. Candy bar named after a beloved horse of

1309
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:46,880
Speaker 5: the Mars family would be Snickers. Snickers was the horse's name. Yeah,

1310
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 5: And located in your leg longest bone in the body

1311
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:52,560
Speaker 5: would be the femur. So Bailey, I'm sorry, just barely

1312
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,680
Speaker 5: wasn't enough to win today. But the good news is

1313
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 5: just for playing, we're giving you a pair of tickets

1314
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 5: to see Adam Sandler perform at Climate Pledge Arena on

1315
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 5: October twent Yes, thank you for.

1316
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 12: My fiance's birthday on the twenty eighth, So that was perfect.

1317
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,840
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, don't tell them you want the tickets. Yeah, like,

1318
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 4: oh my god, spend so much money on you guys.

1319
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,840
Speaker 14: I gotta get a babysitter, though he has to.

1320
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 13: Know I'll take the kids drunk or treated.

1321
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 12: Oh god, sounds good.

1322
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:17,040
Speaker 5: You can't kids.

1323
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 1: Those are questionable mother decisions, Bailey.

1324
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 5: I don't think you realize what you're signing up for.

1325
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 5: But hey, have a great Halloween.

1326
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.

1327
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 10: You too.

1328
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:25,680
Speaker 12: Happy Halloween.

1329
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 5: You're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time on

1330
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,760
Speaker 10: Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.