WEBVTT - We Pushed Back Your Vacation

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Froggy, we're so excited about your phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it all about? Our listener Jill writes in she

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<v Speaker 1>wants to phone tap her husband Robert. They're planning a

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<v Speaker 1>big old vacation, and I call from the beach resort

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<v Speaker 1>to let them know that. Well, we're going to have

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<v Speaker 1>to move your reservation because we're hosting a charity event

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<v Speaker 1>that weekend. You know this scenario always works out beautifully, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it does. Yeah, when you mess with people's vacation, you're

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<v Speaker 1>really really asking for it. Let's see what happened to

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<v Speaker 1>today's Froggy phone tap. Hello, Yeah, I'm looking for Robert place. Oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Robert. I'm Robert. This is mister Lester from

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<v Speaker 1>the resort. Was calling in to she could you about

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<v Speaker 1>your upcoming vacation that you have planned with us here? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean there's twelve of you booked three

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<v Speaker 1>separate rooms. Yeah, your planation, so okay, I've got it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna need to move you back by one week. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's unacceptable. I'm sorry, No that came. It happened. No, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>in the in the in the fine print that you

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<v Speaker 1>have unacceptable. I read the fine print of my reservation.

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<v Speaker 1>We're a company such as yours wouldn't set me over.

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<v Speaker 1>So I paid way too much money for this. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not going to happen. Look, I'm way too busy to

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<v Speaker 1>deal with this right now, so regulation stays as it is.

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<v Speaker 1>By I gotta go. Hello. Yes, I I believe we

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<v Speaker 1>were disconnected, Robert, this is mister right now, I really

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<v Speaker 1>have time to really speak with you. I understand what

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<v Speaker 1>I already made, my intentions perfectly clear with you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll make this very quick. I just need to move

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<v Speaker 1>your dates by one week now. I we did also

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell you we have a sister property. We're

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<v Speaker 1>not moving date. Excuse me, it's not on the beach,

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<v Speaker 1>but we would be no more. Excuse me. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>read the fine prints on your reservation? Robert? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>your fine print? All right. My room's already paid for.

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<v Speaker 1>I've already done the pre pay. I've already taken care

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<v Speaker 1>of every single I and T that's across. Well, Robert,

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<v Speaker 1>if you show up on those dates, you will not

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<v Speaker 1>have a room to sleep in. Robert, No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm paying customer. I own you right now. It's dates

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<v Speaker 1>are mine. I'm in charge here. You show up, there'll

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<v Speaker 1>be no room. Now your job is going to be gone,

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<v Speaker 1>but this place is going to be shuttered up by

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the year. Come on, tuger, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you got, bitch. Come on. The cbbm A is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be here that weekend. Have you ever heard of

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<v Speaker 1>the cbbm A. Oh what the hell that is? And

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<v Speaker 1>know I ever heard of it? It's the children bitten

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<v Speaker 1>by Mosquito's Association. They're going to be here having their

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<v Speaker 1>annual meeting that weekend. It's a very noble cause that

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<v Speaker 1>our president here at the resort is very much behind

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<v Speaker 1>an me of that I have. The room is mine.

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<v Speaker 1>One in every three children is bitten by a mosquito

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<v Speaker 1>at least once a day all around the world. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't jail. Why are you laughing at me? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not me laughing. That's your wife, Jill. You're being

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<v Speaker 1>phone tapped, Robert. It's Froggy from Elvis Duran in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Trick your phone topping me. Yeah, I love you. This

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<v Speaker 1>phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all

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<v Speaker 1>participants the Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning show