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Speaker 1: Jewels Second date Update. We've done a lot of second

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Speaker 1: day updates where someone's tried to joke around and it's

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Speaker 1: gone really bad. But I don't think anything is worse

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Speaker 1: than today's dude name Evan is on the phone for

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Speaker 1: a second day update and his joke went really really bad.

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Speaker 1: What's up, Evan? How are you hey? I'm doing better now.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations on the biggest joke fail in a second day

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Speaker 1: update we've had so far, So good, good work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're welcome. I can't even imagine what you're joking about,

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Speaker 1: like dead puppy. Well, I mean we have some class

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Speaker 1: where you know we're not crazy. There was death involved, though,

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Speaker 1: we'll get to that in just a second. But first,

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Speaker 1: tell us about the girl you want to call today.

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Speaker 1: What's her name? Vanessa? Vanessa? All right? And where did

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Speaker 1: you meet Vanessa? Just off of a dating site? How

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Speaker 1: are you feeling going into this date? Oh? It was

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Speaker 1: feeling great. There was some initial chemistry, just kind of

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Speaker 1: chatting online back and forth and talking on the phone

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Speaker 1: a bit. And when I saw a picture, she has

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Speaker 1: the most real lips I've ever seen. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if that makes any sense when I say that, really,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I just picture like anti Kardashian lip. But

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Speaker 1: that's all I mean. It's just like there's just way

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Speaker 1: All right, So you liked her real lips? Did you

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Speaker 1: like anything else about her? I mean, you know, everything,

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Speaker 1: for sure. But unfortunately the conversation got interrupted. So we're

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Speaker 1: at this open air restaurant and they have little bits

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Speaker 1: a fancy place. Yeah, you're dipping bread and olive oil.

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Speaker 1: You know, you're paying a little bit more. And we're

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Speaker 1: it's like flying around my face a bit like pleasant

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Speaker 1: by my ears. There's nothing more annoying than a fly

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Speaker 1: that won't leave you alone. Yeah, and they're so gross

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Speaker 1: to me. So while we were waving around, I thought

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Speaker 1: dog would like, you know, snap at you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like the flies flying around a dog always trying

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Speaker 1: to catch it with their mouth. Okay, I guess that'd

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Speaker 1: be funny, I think, yeah, but not during a date.

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Speaker 1: Sounds really unattractive. But continue, I mean, we're goofing around

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Speaker 1: a bit. It's it's no big deal. So I go

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Speaker 1: you ruined your appetite? Oh yeah, you guys are at dinner.

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Speaker 1: karate kids, Yeah, that is like a thirty year old movie.

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Speaker 1: and just like, can I just have a redo? Can

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Speaker 1: we just pretend that never happened? And has she talked

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Speaker 1: to you at all since your date? No? Not a thing, nothing,

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Speaker 1: All right? Cool, we'll play a song and then come

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Speaker 1: old nurser? I'm go. I know an old lady who's

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Speaker 1: swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps she'll die. Yeah, Well, I know a second date

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Speaker 1: or who's swallowed a fly. And who knows why he

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Speaker 1: swallowed a fly. Because he's an effing animal, that's why.

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Speaker 1: Because he's a maniac. And his name is Evan, and

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Speaker 1: he's on the phone with us right now. And yes,

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Speaker 1: Evan bit the head off a fly on his first date.

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Speaker 1: little bit because you're probably like, what. Yeah, he was

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Speaker 1: So now we're about to get her on the phone

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Speaker 1: and see if he can get a redo. All right, Evan,

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Speaker 1: you animal? Are you you ready to give her a call?

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. Man, my god, I really think that

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Speaker 1: your mistake wasn't the accidental fly biting. It was the

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Speaker 1: like a serial killer. Oh yeah, slowly biting the head

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her fund of her right now and

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Speaker 1: see we can help you out. Here we go, Hello him,

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Speaker 1: I speak to Vanessa. Please. This is Vanessa. Hey Vanessa,

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Speaker 1: how are you? This is jew Bill from brook and

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Speaker 1: jew Bil in the morning. And what's Brooklyn jew Ba.

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Speaker 1: That's a good question. It's a radio show, Okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: It airs on radio stations like most Yeah, okay, appropriate

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Speaker 1: place for it to be. Why are you calling? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's called the second date update. That's worth if you

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Speaker 1: is Evan. Oh that guy, Yeah, he's probably yep, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he um got a thing with flies. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we actually talked of it about that date where he

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Speaker 1: accidentally bit a fly in half? Oh god, so gross?

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Speaker 1: Have you been referring to him as fly guy this

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Speaker 1: whole time? Somewhat? But I kind of don't talk about

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Speaker 1: wondering why you're not calling him back or texting him back.

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Speaker 1: It's not so much about the fly, I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like pop culture shamed me. I guess what you might

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Speaker 1: want to say, pop culture shamed you. He did tell

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Speaker 1: us that he tried to tell you a Karate Kid joke,

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Speaker 1: and you didn't get the reference right, right right. There

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Speaker 1: back in the eighties. What's the name, mister Miyagi. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the name. So I'm sitting in the restaurant and

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Speaker 1: I feel really uncomfortable. It really was making me feel bad,

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Speaker 1: I mean, they're just movies. Don't you think you're overreacting.

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Speaker 1: Don't be so judgmental. If somebody doesn't remember or no

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Speaker 1: I think yeah, I think so. Remember, if you want

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Speaker 1: and we will call the person who didn't call you

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Speaker 1: back ninety two point five