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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firm Presents show. So you know, when we do this

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show podcast, it happens right after our

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Speaker 1: radio show goes off the air, so round ten am

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Speaker 1: East Coast time. The thing is, by the time you

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Speaker 1: hear it, I don't even know what's going to be

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Speaker 1: different in this world because this story, this coronavirus story,

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Speaker 1: just changes every hour. Everything, everything changes every how. There

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Speaker 1: are new announcements, there are new closures, they're new whatever.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, So keep that in mind. We are

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Speaker 1: living in a world that's happening at ten am East

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Speaker 1: Coast time on Monday morning when we're recording this. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I hope I didn't confuse anywhere. Did you say that

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Speaker 1: all over again? I don't know, because it's already different

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Speaker 1: than it was when it really did accelerate. I know,

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Speaker 1: what was it last weekend. I think we were all

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Speaker 1: just coming to grips with the fact that, okay, things

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Speaker 1: are going to be different, and then every single day

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Speaker 1: it got more drastic and it's been hard to adjust to.

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Speaker 1: But I think we've done a great job. I really do.

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Speaker 1: I think this is one of those moments where we're

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Speaker 1: gonna look back and say, oh my god, humanity actually

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Speaker 1: pulled together. Well, let's keep it that way, because I've

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Speaker 1: already seen a couple of assholes in action. There's always

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Speaker 1: an asshole, and I think it has to be. This

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Speaker 1: is one of those circumstances where it has to be

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Speaker 1: everybody coming together, right. It can't just be some people.

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Speaker 1: It has to be everybody. Even if you're an asshole,

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Speaker 1: you have to stop being an asshole for a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: So it's the weakest link thing. And we're only as

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Speaker 1: strong as our weakest links. Oh that's terrifying being on

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Speaker 1: social media this weekend and a lot of a lot

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Speaker 1: of weak links. I wish that we could, like there

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Speaker 1: was a special squad right now for just the asshole police.

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Speaker 1: If you're being an asshole, flag you're going to well,

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Speaker 1: then the asshole police they'll be assholes too. Yeah. When

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Speaker 1: I was walking in today, I was watching people stop

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Speaker 1: was you know, it's a whole new world. There's a

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Speaker 1: whole new world. I saw a guy stealing food from

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Speaker 1: in front of a grocery store that they don't obviously

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Speaker 1: pull all these boxes off the truck and they hadn't

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Speaker 1: take take taking them into the story. Yet this guy

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Speaker 1: was pushing them down the street. I'm like, what are

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Speaker 1: you gonna do with all that produce? J Yes, Brody.

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Speaker 1: There was a guy that the at the supermarket trying

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Speaker 1: to get on the fifteen items are Less line and

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Speaker 1: his excuse was I've only got like fifty items because

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Speaker 1: everyone was so overloaded in their carts. Technically he was

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Speaker 1: the smallest cart with like fifty items. Wow. Well, after

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Speaker 1: this is all said and done, they are going to

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Speaker 1: have a new reality show, Asshole Island. Yeah. I think

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Speaker 1: they're now. Yeah, we call that Manhattan. Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: great idea. You know how Charlemagne does Donkey of the Day,

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Speaker 1: Can we do Asshole of the Day like that guy

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Speaker 1: that had bottles of hands a whole of the day.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna borrow that from Charlemagne. And don't chastise people

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Speaker 1: for giving out information information. There's a blog that they

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Speaker 1: have in Jersey City that I follow, and it's an

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Speaker 1: online it's the Story Blog. And and this woman is

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Speaker 1: constantly dispensing information. She then went on a tirade in

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Speaker 1: screenshotting and reposting all her d ms of these trolls

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Speaker 1: telling her to stop posting. She's causing unnecessary panic and anxiety,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, you know what, don't follow her. Her

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Speaker 1: blog is there as a community service for people. Just unfollowed,

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Speaker 1: and don't look at the story exactly, look away. It

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Speaker 1: sucks that people have to criticize. I mean sometimes the facts, Yes,

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Speaker 1: here's the thing. And also we have these fake stories

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Speaker 1: for two weeks two months because someone has a friend

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Speaker 1: at the Pentagon and so they heard. And I don't

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Speaker 1: want to hear any more of those. I don't call

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Speaker 1: me and say here's what I'm hearing. And I still

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Speaker 1: send you the fake link that leads to that guy

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Speaker 1: with the big one. Yes, your friends are messed up,

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Speaker 1: by the way, if you've seen that man, you know

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Speaker 1: I keep thinking this is day one for some reason,

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Speaker 1: us here in New York. There are still many towns

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Speaker 1: across America who have dairy queens that are wide open.

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Speaker 1: Drive on in and we will walk in. But we

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Speaker 1: don't have that here. We don't have any restaurants. We

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Speaker 1: don't have anything other than messes and grocery stores. Last Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: different reality. But at the same time, you know, I

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Speaker 1: Apparently it's too slow and it's gonna get us all sick. Well,

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Speaker 1: of wonder, well, who has it? Do any of us

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Speaker 1: other people. I'm like, oh god, I'm safe. I gotta

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Speaker 1: What else can we do with our podcast here? Because

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Speaker 1: you know, we're just doing what everyone's doing. What about

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Speaker 1: the positive that, Like I, there are positives here, And

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Speaker 1: you know, I wish that movie companies because out before

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Speaker 1: the coronavirus, we said, how cool would it be to

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Speaker 1: the movie theater. Now there's this opportunity to do so.

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Speaker 1: I mean Disney plus release Frozen to three months ahead

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Speaker 1: what the economics are, the the the whatever it is.

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Speaker 1: which and one day we're all going to do it.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday Alex got on the phone starting inviting friends over.

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Speaker 1: always say we don't have enough time. Now we have

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Speaker 1: too much. Guess that you've got nothing. But I found

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Speaker 1: the harmonic. Not in this room, yea, why not? Because

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